Hello everybody, it is Ethan Klein coming at ya live from H3 Studios, May 21st, Wednesday. We are back out here, guys. Welcome to the show. Today's episode is sponsored by Mood.
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Wow, that's... Did you not... Did you add, Zach? Is that real or did you add?
You added. Okay. It's getting in my head a little bit. Was the first time you played it?
Edited? No, it really is super long. Okay. He's just making it a long time.
I'm questioning everything. You know. So, anywho, thank you to our members for supporting us so graciously, you guys. Thank you, thank you.
If you become a member, you can get Thursday members exclusive episodes. In fact, tomorrow, since I'll be taking the day off to do some work on a personal project at home, editing, the girls are convening, once again, for the members to have a girls episode. Are we doing a tea party again? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. And there's a new fashion theme this week, but we're not telling yet. Okay. Oh, it's going to be a surprise?
Oh, yeah. Oh, man. You want to tease? Everybody knows something's going on with Justin Haley.
What? You're giving them the tea? Yeah. No, bro, you guys save that for the show.
No, I've got to save that for my girls. And quite frankly, never love it as much as I need you to. Oh, yeah. You don't get the right energy back at all.
Sorry. At all. No, we'll be excited to explain it Friday. So, anyway, if you guys want to enjoy that, last time everybody was having a ball.
Like, actually, so much fun, right? So, join us tomorrow. Well, not me, but then. Tomorrow on Thursday.
For members. Yes. Also, summer's up, y'all. It's getting hot out there.
Let's start hitting the pools. You know what I mean? Let's get them swimsuits. TeddyFresh.com.
Right? Come on. We've got guys and gals. The kids used to come up and reach them.
Swing them on my lap, man. Come on, man. I learned about kids jumping on my lap. We shot a really fun episode yesterday.
I mean, we can say what it was. People knew we were going to do it. We went to the... We conducted.
Indeed. We went to the... Things were conducted. We went to a music studio recommended by Steve Jablonski, friend of the show.
Multi-talented musical genius, producer for Hollywood music. And he brought us to the super legit Hollywood sound recording place where they have a course there, and they, I think, generally film music for movies there. Albums, too. In fact, did you see some of the records on the wall?
Because there was a real big one. I didn't even notice, no. Give me just a second to pull this up. You're prepared to be impressed.
Okay. I feel like you're being silly, but we'll see. I don't know which one Dan's referring to, but Michael Jackson recorded there. Really?
Justin Bieber. Yeah. Oh, so I forgot the other part. It's the same exact place that Justin filmed his infamous Maestro video where he's leading the orchestra.
But more importantly, we had the exact same musicians that Justin Bieber is. Yes. Same musicians. Same place.
We didn't have as many because... Oh, right. Actually, it wasn't the same place as Justin Bieber's. We were about to get that place.
What? Yeah, that wasn't the place. It was a different room. Oh, was that where they...
See, they had a whole soundstage set up for... It looked like it. Oh, well, a lot of them looked similar, but it wasn't the same place. But the real place for the same thing was...
I mean, it's the same building. Right. Same studio. Right.
Why are you starting to hear us? No, because it's not... You said it was the exact same. It wasn't the exact same.
Hey, Jesus Christ. It's close to... Same people. Right.
No. By the way, I don't... When I put on the headset when I was doing it, there was some playback happening that I could hear. It's the best audio I've ever heard in my life.
I had to take it off because I thought for sure I was hearing it outside of the speakers. Yeah. Love was saying the same thing when we were in the back. The speakers were so clear.
It sounded like the window was open. I never experienced that before. Right. It's like the crispiest, cleanest sound ever.
The surround sound was insane. It's really creepy. It's crazy, dude. Check this out.
Zoom in. I can't read it. See, it's Will Smith. Will Enium.
Take that down, guys. Dude, this is 2 million copies. Double platinum. Wait, can I see the track list?
Is this the one that... Will Enium? There's YY West on it, bro. Does it have Miami?
That's... I don't remember. Will Enium? Is that because it was around 2000?
You're 2000? That's a shame, man. You're right. That is very...
But anyway, we all did a little bit of conducting. And it was very fun. Yeah. We're going to edit that up.
We want to give away what happened, though. Who was right now? The initial argument. That's how we remain impressed.
The whole point was to decide. I looked at Justin. I said, I can do that. I'm not impressed at all.
Right. I wasn't trying! Yeah, right. Well, okay.
Looked like you were. I wasn't... Looked like you were. And so we went there to decide, can anyone do that?
And well, we definitely got an answer. We got an answer. We'll see, though. We got an answer.
So yeah, the H3 crew, we went outside. We went outside. We're doing things. We're doing things again.
The last thing we did was the flight simulator, right? No, I think we've done something since then. I think that was Cape Room. Cape Room was before the flight simulator.
Was it? It has been a little bit. So it was fun to go out and do a field trip like that. We are back.
So back. So anywho, I just want to give a shout out to, as Hassan calls him, Willie Slop... Willie SlopTube. Willie Maxwell.
He dropped this at 12 a.m. last night, which I could have told him that's not a good idea. That's not a good time to drop a video. But it seems like it's doing well regardless.
It's a video about items that's on denims trying to ruin my life. And it's the best video I've seen on the topic. It's very, very, very good. He really hits everything and covers it in a really compelling way.
I thought it was great. So check out Willie Mack's show for a fun recap of all the drama. That's right. Also, as you guys can see...
So basically, mostly what we're here today to discuss is James Charles' continued drama popping off. We are here to discuss JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Not the anime, but Siwa. And also, we put together...
Someone in the audience requested it, and we thought it was a good idea. Everybody put together their top five movies of all time. And you have to justify it, too. As I understand, Dan was up late stressing out about this.
Dan accuses me of ruining his weekend. It's Wednesday. And then I have a hard time to ask the weekend. So we're taking this very seriously.
Now, is everyone happy with their list? Yeah, it was tough, but I boil it down to the movies I probably watch most. That's how I made the final cuts. To me, the criteria was like...
It wasn't like artistry or anything. It was like, how much do I enjoy watching it? You know? Because that's the essence of it.
I'm there to be entertained. Totally. You know? Okay.
Yeah, I love my list. I think my list is pristine. Yeah, I was just staring at mine being like, well, it's such a taste. So in the meantime, let's hit on the title story here.
Actually, no, before we do that, let's look at Goofs and Gas. Begging for the crew to react to Picklegate. Oh, my God, this is so good. We talked about the whatever podcast before.
It was one of these red pills. Fresh and Fit spin-offs where they bring on a bunch of OnlyFans girls and then ask what they do and then act like surprised and appalled when they say OnlyFans. So here they are. This girl is trying to open a pickle jar.
And you know there's nothing that emasculates a man like an unopened pickle jar. And she came to the red pill of all places. And let's see what happens when that jar proves to be too difficult for her. Let's see.
What happens? Uh-oh. Come on, you can do it. Put it right side up.
You can do it. You got this. All right, bro, I can do it. Here, I can do this.
He's a little image right now. Now, this guy I've seen all over the place. This is the alpha bro, man. He's the debate bro.
You know? Really? Yeah, I think he's like a religious fan. I've seen him in all kinds of shit now.
There was that one dude he was shooting on at the manuscript conference. Yeah, he was. Yeah. He's like 50 shades of gray all over.
What is that? His hair, his... Oh, like actual shades of gray. He has two different shades of gray.
I feel like they're clashing, personally. He's on the show a lot. I think he's a recurring guest. Yeah, so he's...
I think he's... I think he's thrown... What's his name? Margaritaville?
What? Margaritaville? The old... Oh, um...
Rollatoni. Yeah, Rollatoni Browntown. Margaritaville's great. I haven't seen him.
I haven't seen or heard from Rollatoni Browntown in a while. I think they heard him. Oh, interesting. He went down with Margaritaville.
And I think this guy took over the throne as the, um... The old guard. Gotcha. Of hating women.
And I'm... Wait, does he even have a guitar or anything? He doesn't seem cool at all. No, he doesn't.
Rollatoni, how that go? Well, he's smarter than Rollatoni. He's a better debater. He's a better conversationalist.
Rollatoni's very dumb. Very cool. Wait, his name... What is his actual name?
Which one? Tommaso Tomatoes? Rollatomato. This dude smokes, though.
He smokes cigs a lot of times. That's fire. Yeah. Okay, that's cool guy stuff.
That's sick. That's cool guy stuff. Like Rollatoni, this guy probably is married and has daughters. I'm guessing.
I think he's married. I think he must have daughters. That's just how the world works. But, um...
Nate Rubin's a married gay guy. Don't sound so disgusted. I mean, that's your friend, Jordan. Anyway, so he has the pickle jar in hand.
And it is all at stake right now for him. Did you guys send $7,000? Yeah, but it seems slightly immature. No, it's just a little...
See, it is. I gotta grip it. Uh-oh, Andrew. Did you get open it, either?
Well, your hand greased the whole top of it. My hand, I'm fine. Here, I have a... It sounds like a...
Let's feel it. Isn't that greasy? It was like that already. Yeah, no, it wasn't.
You greased the top. He's literally accusing of greasing the top. Oh, my God. Andrew, if you can't open the olive jar, you cannot blame my hand.
If you're so strong, you should open it. Yeah, I gotta be able to grip it. Okay, well, good. I'm not really slippery.
Who's the greasy one in the row? I need a paper towel so I can try the top of it off. Oh, my God. I'll give it to that.
Stop. I'll give it to that. This man has never been so demasculated. The pickle jar beat...
Shattered the whole red pill. Olive's even. And I think this guy's going the direction of Rolla Tony now. We gotta find a new Alpha King.
And they can open a fucking pickle jar. Whatever podcast? Tony. Tony.
Yeah, so there's that guy. Alpha. The Alpha community's in shambles. They're really...
Which is from yesterday. Andrew Wilson. Hot stuff. That's his name.
Is there more to it? Well, I'm trying to see if he... Because the clip just ended. I want to see if he ever got it open.
Let's watch. I want to give him a full shake. He left his hand game. He was waiting for a paper towel.
Here, I'm... No, first of all, as someone who's obviously a dad, a husband, someone who can open pickle jars just by... You never struggle? Never.
Never. Now I don't believe anything that you have to say. Bring me any pickle jar. Any?
He doesn't give it open. He never gets it open? Someone else does. Why would he put that?
Do you have the timestamp? I just sent the link. He dries it with his shirt. He attempts to twist it with his shirt.
That works, for the most part. His shirt should always work. He brings paper towels out. I can't believe I had to pass it off, holy shit.
Tell me he says I loosened it up for you. Literally slippery. I'm supposed to open the pickle jar? Like all this.
Grab me a paper towel so I can dry the top of it off. I can't grip the fucker. I gotta have a way to grip it. I gotta grip it.
Try it. If your hand strength was stronger, you... You gotta retire, bro. You have to go home now.
He's done. Go home, Andrew. That other guy is now the supreme. Yeah.
Play him on the mic. He's got something to say. Try it. It's like a sword.
You can't pull out unless you're the right one. But it's a pickle jar. It is. It's our sword in the stone.
There's a pickle jar in the stone. That little sound of it slipping his lips. I'm supposed to open the pickle jar. Well, that's fantastic, isn't it, folks?
We love to see it. We really do. That's a good one. You bring me a jar, I'll open it.
End of story. You've never been unable to open a jar? Have you? Yeah, of course.
You want to admit that right now on TV? I'm secure enough to admit reality that sometimes that shit is... Not about security. I've never given up opening a jar.
I'm consuming that. You can break it. You have to retire. Yeah, what do you do with the jar?
No, I guess with enough struggle. But if it takes me like 10 minutes in having to use different techniques to do it, I don't consider it a success. The final trick is to just bang it on the table. You take a knife or a spoon and put it up just a little bit.
You use the trick to do it or whatever. You got it open, but did you get it open in the alpha way now? What do you know about my life? Yes, dude.
Bring me a jar right now. I can't guarantee that the jar is over-tightened, but I'm saying I've opened a lot of jars in my life. No, of course I've struggled, but probably not since I was 12. People really want me to see this.
This was, I guess, a pretty weird prediction. And to be honest, this was when we were having Joey Salad's conversation about... He went to Sweden and did a documentary about how... Praise Jesus.
There's too many immigrants or something? There's too many Arabs, specifically. Muslim immigrants. Syrians, I think, was when there was a lot of Syrian...
Refugees. Yeah, refugees. And so I said, I need a Swedish and a Muslim representation in the office. And listen, that's kind of weird.
The Oracle did end up working out. I don't know what a Swede would tell the Savior here right now. I wish we had a Muslim person here to speak for it. I remember, we're just kind of circle-jerking.
Wait, when did I say Swede? And it's because of the influence. I wonder what a Swede would tell. I mean, that's pretty interesting.
Who even did the lines on this? Somebody connected the dots. I don't know. Probably just I'm watching it.
It's broken in the same episode, right? Yeah, same convo. Yeah, I remember that. Joey Salad was doing some weird...
Whoa, thank you for the 50 gifted memberships, Brandon Bruggs. Oh, thank you so much. That's a kind of you. Thank you.
We heard him coming out. Thank you, Brandon. I miss Joey Salad. I hope my best to him.
Praise Jesus. I think he's chill out on trying to do race baiting and race wars type of stuff. I hope so. I wouldn't be too sure about that.
I hope that he is. I wouldn't be too sure. Who is Joey without stoking racial tension? Last time I saw he was running for something with a MAGA cap.
Yeah, he ran for a congressional seat in just a primary. And I think he got a tiny percentage. It was not a serious campaign. You know he peed in his mouth?
I do. That's what he's known for. I wish we could pull it up and show the world. Did he put his dick in a hot dog bun?
I don't know. Well, that's not nearly as bad as peeing in your mouth. No, peeing in the mouth is worse. This man peed in his own mouth.
Yeah. Pretty wild. On the TV, on the internet. Yeah.
Well, honestly, what's worse? That or Blippi shitting on his homie? but he's worse yeah that's worse Joe's peeing in his own mouth though that's kind of poopoo is grosser than peepee in my mind well it's not his own mouth to be fair he's shitting on someone else well I was just taking the act in its entirety I'd rather be Blippi in this situation really? of course because I want to piss in my mouth yeah would you rather be Blippi or would you rather be Blippi's friend?
Blippi's friend the question is I worded that in credit forgive me would you rather be Joey Salad or the guy who was getting shit on Blippi then I'm Joey Salad that's what I'm saying you know what's funny about the guy Blippi's shit on he got left behind he's a nobody now he got shit on he's still nobody Blippi's now the king the king of the ball pit I've seen that guy trudge through so many ball pits man he's down in the ball pits? why? because he's always going to like play areas and he's going to like you remember how Chuck E. Cheese used to be with all the climbing around and the balls yeah they usually don't let adults in those right but he gets special access yeah he does videos on those all the time Dan it's epic so that was interesting we got Dan to Alpha Male boot camp people are asking for a poll I'm strong would you rather be Blippi would you rather be Joey's salads would you rather be Blippi's friend it needs to be clear though the question is would you be pooped on by someone else that's only putting it lightly would you rather have explosive diarrhea like shotgun on you it didn't like roll off him right yeah or would you pee with shit or erase this pretty much but also are we considering like the totality of their whole lives and who they are no I'm just talking about the specifics that's why I'm boiling it down would you rather piss in your own mouth or have diarrhea on you by someone else yeah it's I think that's it okay now that's pretty tough no if all horrible and I don't want even to happen I would rather not be shit on you would pee in your own mouth rather than have explosive diarrhea blast all over me I think of it yeah and I don't know again neither of these are preferable outcomes I don't want to wash the diarrhea off at the end of the day you might just piss out and go do some littering it will never change the fact that you peed in your own mouth it will never change the cycling so you're saying on live tv that you'd rather have explosive shit on your back on me I don't believe I stated anything like that I can't say he wants to pee in his own mouth listen the poll is up why don't you vote and let's know what you picked genuinely it's such a Sophie's choice I gotta tell you this is a very one-sided poll he's sitting in your own mouth that's so you feel less disgusted by someone else's bodily fluids than your own yeah well um no no but I'm not shitting in my mouth he's not shitting in my mouth no he's shitting on your back well listen some might have got in that guy's mouth maybe yeah it's been a while since I watched it you might want to revisit that video should I watch it before it might change your mind a little bit you've always been shitting yourself what's that Anissa?
you've always been shitting yourself me? I just want to ask you if you've always been shitting your pants no I don't since I've known you you've always had like IBS but is she talking about Ian? I think she's talking about an husband Lena don't show the screen I'm gonna send Ethan to Blinkey hold up let's listen dude what? wait on OpenSea?
it's an NFC wait the Blinkey's shitting his pants as an NFC somebody must have turned into an NFC who turned this what? it's funny because he can't be removed that's why it's still there this is forever oh damn alright so here it is um you guys cannot see it but Blinkey is sitting on the toilet god his life look at this bathroom this is like this is a desperate era for Blinkey sitting on the toilet kind of bopping out to Harlem Shake and he's wearing a bicycle helmet and sunglasses standing on the toilet oh yeah well it's gonna change the scenery's gonna change dramatically there we go okay that's terrible see that's oh my god I'm so glad you watched that that's so bad it gets on his face how the fuck did he convince someone to do this? and like where is he now? genuinely do you think Blinkey still talks to this guy?
some sort of residuals or something so did you do a fucking joke? this is how Snark thinks your house is exactly yeah Blinkey lives here wait that was disgusting that was really so now you vote so now your vote please I just don't really want to decide but obviously after watching that it's a lot worse than I told you I think there's possibly he did get in his face frankly that's the thing it's really just is the poo poo worse than the pee pee that's the question why did they do that? wasn't it also a fair bit after the Harlem Shake? are you late to the moon?
I don't know what the timing on it at all I can't emphasize how disgusting that was he's on the toilet and then it cuts to him standing on the toilet seat and he's bent over and he's looking at the camera smiling and his friend is butt naked on his back so I don't know why he did this but his friend is on his back with his legs spread so his dick and balls seems to be the prime target for the diarrhea and then Blippi after a moment projectile diarrhea is onto his friend's dick and balls right? but it's very liquid and it just really got all over it it's quite bad it's a very bad video and it's unbelievable that it's the number one child's entertainer on YouTube what is the world, man? I mean, it is kind of inspiring that it's kind of inspiring that you can go from that to being a world-realized child star he didn't come from nothing like he came from negative so much true you know what I mean? the saying doesn't even give him justice right, right he came from such a negative to a multi-millionaire people haven't seen it it's one of the most disgusting videos I've ever seen that's a lot you guys know what I've seen the best way to describe it is like the exorcist when she throws up the way she projects that green puke it's like that except from his asshole on his friend's dick and balls and face and everything people are saying they went and watched it we warned you we told you exactly what this video was it's totally yeah, I mean if you haven't watched it it's definitely part of the internet history I just want to ask you if you've always been shitting your pants always?
is she really? she's talking to Ian? you've always been shitting yourself that's horrible because since I've known you you've always had like IBS does she always talk to him like that? but actually I'm genuinely the happiest I've ever been okay it's a little insecure to just say that from out of nowhere do it alright she really knows how to end the conversation can I ask a favor Ian?
Zach? can you grab the sound bite of Ian going no you know what I mean? when she's humiliating him and he just wants to move on and he just goes no we love Anissa here guys nothing but respect and Ian of course great guy you know I was watching that Willie Mack video last night and I was like these people are so disgusting sometimes I cool off on people and I'm like because when I look at Ian and he being cucked on his own stream I felt bad for him and I was like maybe I should you know go easy on the guy but then when I watched that video back I'm like this guy is a disgusting human being like what are they doing so he's back on the menu boys and uh certainly we'll be riding that soundbite for the rest of the year at least so there's that um Alpha Male coach and featuring Dan how do we get the Blippi shitting himself? it's the that's where the story always goes to we can go far enough yeah down the dialogue interesting all roads the previous topic was uh you need a Swedish yeah it was an employee Joey Salad pissing us Joey my boy I'm gonna end the poll Joey won with 74% 26% of the people said they would rather have that it's not nothing it's not nothing I tell you there's something like specifically humiliating about peeing in your own mouth on camera I will not disagree that's very very very this is not like I like one and don't like the other situation yeah well I'm glad you hired us because if not that would have been me in love in the bathroom if you never got hired oh thanks for that I was gonna say one of the first things I thought when I saw that was like I'll be honest this guy's been hustling for a while sure who Blippi?
yeah old Blippi's been out respectable I saw myself in him in that moment obviously I never did anything that gross and vulgar and horrific but like I used to be very scrappy in the beginning I had a fucking not that glamorous bathroom right and I used to put on you know dresses I remember you talking about being humiliated going out in public like doing some of those sketches well those yeah unfortunately that was some of my best work yeah they were great the thousand shirts I don't know how you did that that shit was funny that one wasn't that bad for some reason oh yeah you'll never believe it when we posted that video there was tons of people who were like fuck this guy he's changed this shit sucks because I did a shirts video it was such a weird time it's always people hating anyway here's an example of a man overcoming his spirit and asserting his power you will not believe what happens at the end do they kiss? I'm strong move forward is that hunger? move forward move forward I am a man you know the things that dudes will do to avoid therapy looks like Moist critical he got the Moist critical build good job what happens at the end? there there there he's still going to run with emotion because he allowed himself to let go and assert himself or he's tired when a man taps into his power a grieving process happens this is a natural release of the old self you're gay dude knock out the job come on it's fine let him get it out are you next registered for the unbreakable man experience I mean listen at the end of the day this is probably a good thing for guys who have a problem expressing themselves enjoying intimacy with each other yeah intimacy with men there's worse things there's worse things you could shit on him yeah you could shit on his dick shit on his dick bro that comes after they do that later he's barefoot too for some reason because it's fucking cool a man way to be they just out like on the farm I'm a man I'm strong watch that again that was inspiring hold on move forward I'm strong move forward move forward move forward I'm a man I am a man I am a man I am a man I am a man I am a man I am a man I am a man I just think that I'm not gonna I'm trying not to judge I feel like there's better ways to process your trauma but I mean I'm not gonna judge whatever works I'm a man better than doing nothing about it yeah probably I'm strong I'm a man move forward move forward inspiring move forward also we want to talk about inspiring friend of the show Phidius yo Jerry Seinfeld just sent 50 podcast memberships to Jerry Jerry Jerry Seinfeld himself I think it's the real one stop laughing it's not fun the profile picture listen I would love to have Jerry as a benefactor here open that up that's him that's him it's the pictures checks out how many subs does the channel have it doesn't even show it must be so many that it can't even wow thank you Jerry Seinfeld so generous I mean you can afford it but I can all take what I can get wow love your show by the way thank you love Seinfeld wouldn't have been the same without Larry let's be honest but never said that well I am well I'll be honest too Dan and I've said this before but it bears being repeated Jerry created the last few seasons by himself Larry quit the show right yeah in exasperation when did Larry David quit Seinfeld he quit what season sorry what season season 7 primary due to creative differences and a desire to pursue other projects and there was what 9 seasons so it was like the vast majority of the show see the thing is yeah yeah yeah and 6 and 7 I think are considered the best but 8 is also one of the great seasons what happened that was all Jerry what's the arc in 8 Seinfeld season 8 let me ask you BT oh god I don't care give me a synopsis of Seinfeld and after this we have to do our average season 8 and list famous episodes coming in Larry left the show we knew that Jerry continues to date a rotating cast of women while avoiding commitment sounds like every season got it that does sound like every season sounds great George starts the season of George okay no that's not what it was sorry this is after Susan died right George starts the season grieving Susan but quickly pivots back into selfish schemes this is the one where he acted to be handicapped that's one of the best episodes ever bro when he had to pick up the wheelchair and start running from them yeah I remember alright okay fair enough I'm not saying the last season were bad Jay Peterson okay fine he was able to squeeze out a couple more seasons without Larry he swims in the East River he turns his apartment into a smoke lounge listen the show ended Larry went on to make Curb which I personally enjoy more than Seinfeld I know that's not universally accepted but I personally enjoy Curb more and Jerry went on to make a show where he drove around his cars and drinking coffee dude he has nothing to prove I'm just saying I feel like that says something says a little something I agree he has nothing to prove also why are you leaving out the fact that he made the B movie I've never seen the B movie actually I've seen the entire B movie in 30 seconds fed up in any means famous episodes for season 8 Bizarro Jerry The Little Kicks Elaine's Horrible Dancing that is like one of the most famous freaking television moments of all time the yada yada the yada yada the yada yada the muffin tops man for sure I'm not saying I dislike those seasons without Larry I'm just saying just saying there was a template that Jerry was able to follow oh please do you hate Jerry Seinfeld I don't really like him I'm getting that well I don't think he's fine he's fine he's known for being very full of himself and a douche and he also dated like a 16 year old when he was like 38 I want to say oh he was in his 30s but he had her parents permission listen I'm not even factoring that in I'm separating art from artists he's fine on the show and at times he's very funny on the show but it's the supporting cast that makes the show let's be real and I think that's part of what's so great about what he was able to do is he was able to take a backseat and let his co-stars really shine sure I like Seinfeld I'm not hating on the show I like it a lot that you don't really bring anything to the table that I take a backseat sometimes to let you guys shine yeah so we are on camera I think more than any other crew on any other show there it is okay fine fair enough I do have a button to silence you guys push too hard button push it that often do we how old was Jerry Seinfeld underage girlfriend that is one of the weirdest I believe it was 17 and 38 because 38 that is truly horrendous the thing is so crazy he used to take her to war shows and shit bro what the fuck I grew up in high school dude yeah I know that I've seen that photo so she was 17 when they began to date and he was 38 They met in Central Park when Lonstein was a high school senior living with her family in Manhattan.
Their relationship lasted four years. He picked up a kid in the park? All the way to what she could legally drink. Right.
Right before they broke up, they shared a martini for the first time. We're being very disrespectful to Jerry, who just gifted us 50 podcasts. Well, he should have thought about that before he dated 17 years. Sorry, Jerry.
No, no, no. He never dated. This was photoshopped. Yeah, he used to take her out.
The world was so weird. Yeah, this was what, the early 90s? This man took a child on the red carpet. Well, for four years, maybe she was not a child anymore by the time this photo was taken.
This man took a child on the red carpet and said, I'm fucking her, essentially. I want all of you to know that I'm having sex with this minor. Yeah, so, yeah, not a great guy. But again, that genuinely is separate from my sign called The Show take.
They started dating in, they met in 93, Dan. Yeah, Dan. What? Wait, hold on.
I'll go about this. It says they met in 93, but then they ended their relationship in 97. That's fine. That is four years.
That's up, that guy. Checks out. All right, we haven't commented on that. I wonder what's her take.
He conned because it just confirms he's... Oh, yeah, I wonder. Yeah, let me ask. Do we know her name?
Yeah. Shoshana Lonstein. There's a 30-wop song that starts at that. 1738.
Is that about them? No, that's so funny. People play all of them. 1738.
Oh, yeah, here she is. So funny. Lonstein made limited public comments about her relationship with Jerry. In 94, when she was a kid, she expressed a desire for normalcy, saying, I would like my life to be normal, and just go about being a student.
98 is the year after they broke up. She did an interview with The Observer. She referred to the relationship as part of my life that's so over. I don't really think about it.
It was a relationship, that's all. Since then, Lonstein has focused on her career as a fashion designer, and that's generally avoided discussing her past relationship with Sifat on public forum. She had not provided further commentary on the matter. I wonder if you would pack her lunch.
She was nice, though. Although she was old enough to pack her lunch. Don't be rude. 17, come on.
Don't infantile her. Don't treat her like a baby. What? So there it is.
I mean, it's quite possible you probably just paid her not to talk about it. I was thinking the same, quite honestly. I hope so. I hope she's doing great.
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That's a family favorite here. There's a link or two in there. Ratmoo.com, traditional blunt, a Jeffrey blunt, and a cross joint. Oh, they're selling cross joints now?
Mm-hmm. Let me see here. That's a fat mother effort. That's really good.
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Why did you think that? The other one I think would be more interesting. I like it. Cool.
I mean, that is cool, too, but... The Jeffrey blunt. Whatever that is. I was talking about the cross.
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70% THC. And they rate that as a social high? Hell no, bro. I am going home.
Yeah, for real. I mean, maybe for some people. I love that. It's freaking glowing.
There's so much THC. It catches the light. It's like the princess fairy. They have a disclaimer.
This is a strong product, not for beginners. I appreciate that they... Yeah. You've got to know what you're doing before you can jump in the deep end.
We've got the cross joint. This is for in honor of Jesus Christ. I don't really get the... I've seen this before.
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Does everyone want to take a picture of you? That's true. Where do you light them? Do you light them all three?
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Only once a month? I mean, if you're doing it already, you can save 50%. That's kind of a good idea. Sure.
My whole thing on these is like, you're probably just wasting a lot of smoke when you do that. Yeah, it's like a fun activity. I don't think it's for regular use like that. When I was smoking it, that shit was expensive, and we did not have money.
You know what I mean? The one time I did it, it was on a 420, and a guy... Yeah, it was 420. And this guy brought all these origami joints.
That's dope. Yeah. Yeah, at Santa Cruz, 420 was like a big deal. Yeah, it was like a huge party there.
There's like a field called The Meadow, which is like a big grassland plain. And everybody goes out there, and it's just like smoke from miles away. Plumes of weed smoke. And that was before it was legal.
The police used to come out there and just watch. Yeah, there's too many people. Like, what are they going to do? Start mass arresting everybody?
No. They just want to make sure people keep it cool. Yeah, they know. I mean, it's a tradition.
They also used to show up on the first rain in Santa Cruz. People run around campus naked. Oh. That's also a tradition.
I've seen other people, they do it in their underwear at Santa Cruz. They do it naked. Butt-ass naked. Huh.
I see. And the police line the street to protect the runners. So there's that. There you go.
You know? It's freedom, baby. I'm shooting ropes, bro. Yeah, but they got all kinds.
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