James Harden's comments, what is a baseball and more

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you ease into your work week. Why? Because that is just what friends do! This episode of the future award-winning podcast hits on some pretty important topics. James Harden recently said that wins are the most important aspect when discussing who should win the NBA MVP. What do Jared and Joseph think about that? It is complicated. The Sopranos did not age well. Tim Tebow is basically Barry Bonds. Do you know what ground bologna is? A weird headline caught both of the hosts' eyeballs this morning. It inspired a slew of bad jokes, all of which ended with "after grandma died." It is great... or maybe you had to be there. Did you watch baseball yet? Joseph and Jared have. The latter can even name nine members of the famed New York Yankees. As for the former, if you need great knowledge about Jay Bruce or the bottom-half of the first inning of the Marlins-Mets game, he is your go to source! Absurd Questions remains disturbingly absurd this week. Forget whatever the hell it was that Joseph asked, Jared brought a flamethrower to this awesome party. He would like to know how one would like to make babies if unable to do so by way of the traditional method. There were almost a billion answers to this fine and riveting question. You can follow both hosts on Twitter, but you will have to work for it. We won't plug it here because the Internet has you guys all spoiled and entitled. You're going to have to -- gasp -- Google it. PSA: Don't drive and punch a walrus at the same time.