January 22nd, 2026 | We will ban you and ridicule you in public if you waste our time on crap reports

This is a recap of the top 10 posts on Hacker News on January 22, 2026. This podcast was generated by wondercraft.ai (00:30): We will ban you and ridicule you in public if you waste our time on crap reportsOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46717556&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(01:56): GPTZero finds 100 new hallucinations in NeurIPS 2025 accepted papersOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46720395&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(03:22): Show HN: isometric.nyc – giant isometric pixel art map of NYCOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46721802&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(04:49): In Europe, wind and solar overtake fossil fuelsOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46719491&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(06:15): Qwen3-TTS family is now open sourced: Voice design, clone, and generationOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46719229&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(07:41): I was banned from Claude for scaffolding a Claude.md file?Original post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46723384&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(09:08): Internet voting is insecure and should not be used in public electionsOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46713924&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(10:34): Douglas Adams on the English–American cultural divide over "heroes"Original post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46719222&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(12:01): Why does SSH send 100 packets per keystroke?Original post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46723990&utm_source=wondercraft_ai(13:27): Bugs Apple LovesOriginal post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46727587&utm_source=wondercraft_aiThis is a third-party project, independent from HN and YC. Text and audio generated using AI, by wondercraft.ai. Create your own studio quality podcast with text as the only input in seconds at app.wondercraft.ai. Issues or feedback? We'd love to hear from you: [email protected]