The West Coast Cowboy tour. If you want to see where I'm going to be, go to vjsonalis.com to see tour dates and where I'm going to be because I might be in your town. vjsonalis.com, do it, go now. The reason why people had to do the Greek Olympics in the new, the original Olympics, is because a woman had managed to sneak in and competed actually well enough that embarrassed all the dudes when at the end she was like, aha, look at my veg.
And she must have been an ugly broad. Right? You know what I mean? Like to pull the bevats to notify us that you don't have a packer.
Like I'm like, this whole time I thought your name is Johnny. You're eating. I'm still not sure I believe. I'm the king.
No, I'm the king, man. Boxing in the olden times was so cool. And now it's so lame. But still, the level is better.
It's weird. Like if you're so good, then why aren't you so awesome? Where you could have like 50 rounds. Like let's fight until the day, I am against illegal steroids.
Everybody should have all the steroids and everybody should fight. There should be no refs. There is no ref. It's when one of the opponents goes right, I quit.
You win. You know who the ref is? The fighters. And the only refs are the two fighters.
That's it. OK. And then when one guy goes, yeah, man to man. Well, all woman to woman.
OK, what about you? I'm not saying I repeatedly starts throwing up our cuts to the other guys balls. Oh, no, no, no. OK, sorry.
No, there's no judges. OK. Yeah, there's a ref. Yeah, judges are the worst.
Yeah, sorry. I meant that. Yeah, dude. I've seen literally who are those guys.
I've seen judges that are looking at their phone when the fight's happening. Really? Yeah. There's a judge that people know in MMA community in Los Angeles where he is like, he's 107.
And he has, you know when you have an neck muscle because you're 107. You've been carrying your head for too long? Your chin and your chest are the thing that keeps your head above your penis. Yes.
But that's basically what you're staring at. He's a judge. How does the athletic commission assign these people? Yeah.
I'm going to have to tell some of them, right? Do you plan to do any business with the Los Angeles Athletic Commission in the future? Maybe. Well, they go ahead.
Yeah. But the Nevada Commission, they ban me. OK. So screw those guys on.
Well, you know what? I'm OK. It's probably fair. So you think that boxing used to be better?
Because guys used to fight like 120 rounds? I mean, you might be exaggerating. But you know what? I am.
I'm not going to get a copy. Jake, what's the longest boxing match in history? I swear I've seen shit that was in the triple digits. That was in the triple digits.
So what did that actually mean? Because look, here's the bottom line. You see this in all the sports. It's like, oh, the player used to be better.
They used to be more skilled. It used to be faster. That's not true. It's not true.
This is from 1893. 1893 when men were men and fought in their underwear, this fight lasted seven hours and 19 minutes. That's a 5. 110, 3 minute rounds.
That's crazy. You declared a no contest. Wait, they didn't get a decision? I most definitely had a contest.
One more round. You could tell me I won. Do not tell me this was not a contest. You can't do seven hours and then say it's a draw.
You got somebody's going to die. It was a no contest later. No. Wait, no, no.
One more round. Well, we've already done seven hours. What's another hour? Dude, it might please you to learn that one of the participants, Andy Bowen, won the 85 round rematch one month later.
See, those guys, that's what men were men. That's when people didn't even expect to need their brain past the age of 40. That's when you want to talk about somebody that has a TikTok or a like a... You're betting on the guy in pants or the guy containing my...
Back then, Tidy Waddies were a sign of strength. Maybe they fought over a pair of pants. When it gets the Tidy Waddies? Andy Bowen was able to claim the trousers, have one of the rematch.
Right, that's why he's got the trousers on because he won. That makes sense. The loser has... The pelting those days, you see, was a literal pelting.
It was a shoelace. Yeah, the loser has shit-stained underwear and doesn't know who he is until he does. That's why you really want to win. Okay.
Look at the crowd for that. Yeah, what the hell is what we're going to do? Seven hours in that crowd. I don't know, which is harder being the fighter of watching it.
Yeah. What kind of snacks do you get in 1893? People would bring Picnic baskets. Why did you say you're a bear that saves by the time?
I don't know, because it seems old-timey. People didn't have stuff to do. Wait, in the olden times, they didn't say Picnic, they said Picnic? I guess that's what I'd say.
Was there an era where it was pronounced Picnic? We can look into that. You're being a bear. I know you are.
Yeah, I guess I am. Okay. So, people used to work in a lot of farmers, largely agrarian society. Who's that society?
So where did this happen? This wasn't in the big smoke, was it? Okay, she is in New York. Okay, it doesn't matter.
Anyway, like the... I'm waiting to fight started at nine, and it went till five in the morning. Dude, when you're fighting, like you've had a big night and five in the morning comes, and you're like, wow, I've seen a lot of stuff. Could you imagine being punching a head for seven hours until five in the morning?
Wait, that's not... Oh, it started at 9.15 p.m. God, if you think there's any chance the fight might go 112 rounds, don't you start it before nine? Yeah, but do you ever think that it's going 112 rounds?
No, but you might think it might go 30 or four. In Ploughsings Defense, I think that that was not an average. How many was it supposed to go? Ten.
It's scheduled about of... I think it's seven rounds. I think it was knocked down the first round, like boxing. Okay, so what were the rules?
What was the average rounds back then? Like were people doing 80, 75? Like I think that was a very rare... So just how does that even work?
The rest of the time... Everyone's like, well, wait, we've done for an hour, and you've both... What? So they're...
Punched each other at the same time over and over again to the point where we were like, look, we can't make a decision. Well, we're round. See the word that you just said, the decision. I think they had judges.
I think the idea was these guys are going to box three minute round, one minute break, three minute round, one minute break, until somebody wins. Oh. Oh, and one guy couldn't knock the other guy down. And that's why it became...
Or do you knock him down and the guy got back up? I would be disappointed if I saw 112 round fight with no knockdowns. Yeah. No, I'd leave.
But if it's every 10 seconds a guy gets knocked on his arse and he gets up before the 10 count, do they have a 10 count? The average round though is about two to three minutes and the average 20 to 25 rounds per fight. Michael, what if it was enough to do that out? And then like five minutes later the guy woke up and was like, I'm not done yet.
And you go, okay, and it went for seven hours. A society that is okay with 112 round fight isn't going to tell a guy he can't climb back. He could climb out of a casket and get back. But did they have lunch breaks?
Like did they eat? Did he get a picnic before the round 75? I can't take any boxing match seriously for the guy who's in the middle. Or again.
So look, I know that there's a famous in American politics, the Lincoln Douglas debates. Abraham Lincoln, he was running for Senator of Illinois against Stephen Douglas. Actually, Lincoln lost. Oh, wow.
Yeah, he lost the senatorial race obviously later was the president. But they would. And this is often brought up as an example of how people like attention spans have changed over the years. Literally one guy would talk for like an hour.
And then they would... Has that changed? Idiot. And then he would speak for like point by point address what that guy had just said and make his counterpoints.
And then the other guy would come back and it would go on like all day and people would bring a picnic basket because that was the only guy didn't think about it. They would take talk. They would farm six days a week. And the biggest thing that happened in their county.
So exciting. These two famous statesmen who are going to say one of them to Washington DC. They're going to blow job for those people would have been thrilling, right? I mean, I think less than only for the person delivering it.
But yeah, given hygiene standards of the day. Wait, they had you think you guys watched their job before BJ's in the 1890s? They had a child. They had a child.
No. They did. No, they're not running. Come on.
You make the bucket on a string. Yeah, a bushel. That's soap in the 1800s. They got one bucket.
One room, ten bucket. I'm going to go over your head. I've had a bushel where I was... You were ready to go for...
All right. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Now if you were thinking I got to make this bushel or count because I got a lady coming back. I'm just going to wash my genitals. Otherwise half it just goes on your head. I'm going to have a dirty head but my genitals are going to be spotless.
I don't think Jack Dempsey was thinking about... Oh, I would never blow Jack Dempsey. That's the last guy that I would want to blow. He wasn't even 18.
He was 19. I don't know when Jack Dempsey was in his prime. The longest gloved contest. Oh, I know.
No, why? They're little guys. Yeah, that's Blaine, isn't it? Yeah.
Everybody knows Blaine's a pussy. So those are just two pussies that like to pit a pad each other for seven hours. They should have been booed off and eaten. Right.
There is the argument that if you can box for 110 rounds that you're the greatest, toughest man to ever live. And there's also the argument that you're the biggest pussies who ever lived. Yeah. Yeah.
And put some fucking pants on. Like briefs should have had a reach. They had a show for boxer briefs. Are they fighting in socks?
Was this... No, no, no, no. Yeah, they're very... Is this strip boxing?
He's starting to... You're fighting for seven hours. You don't want to have too many clothes on. No, but they started three p-suits.
I mean, didn't they fight in the Roman times naked? I've heard that, right? I mean, this is an extension of that, correct? Yeah.
Because basically 20 years after the fall of the fall of the fall. Right. Boxing was next. You know, I think the reason why they made people...
Is this true? Can you look this up? The reason why people had to do the Greek Olympics in the new, the original Olympics is because a woman had managed to sneak in and competed actually well enough that embarrassed all the dudes when at the end she was like, aha! Look at my veg!
I mean, she must have been an ugly broad. Right. I know. You know what I mean?
Like, you have to pull the beavats to notify us that you don't have a packer. I'm like, this whole time I thought your name was Johnny. I'm still not sure I believe it. You've just got a little dick, man.
In the ancient Greek Olympics athletes completed a nakedness way to honor the god Zeus. Maybe I just made up what I just said. Right. No, that makes sense.
Zeus was heavily into car. He really appreciated it swinging. Eh. I did at least one at loin' cloth because I feel like it's going to get injured.
Yeah. I mean, something's going to catch on it. I don't need that. I need that to be buckled down.
Yeah. And honestly, if I'm fighting you nude and we get into a grappling match, that's not where I was going to go. But I will rip your genitals off. Oh, wow.
I mean, I'm trying to win Michael. I understand. I mean, theoretically, you could do that to a man in tight. I know it's low hanging fruit.
Literally. Yeah. But this is part of the honor system of being an Olympian. I think it's just...
Was there any unspoken agreement that under nose-arker? I mean, I thought Zeus wanted to see my junk just so that I could pull on the other guys. And they were all gay, right? Yeah.
I mean, I don't care if... It wasn't gay back then. Look at the guys in the audience are just... They're all joking each other off too.
They're nearly naked. How many fights and how many blow jobs were happening at the same time at the Olympics? There's a certain kind of guy that can only watch well-muscled naked men wrestling in the town square for so long before he's got to get a piece of self. Right.
Everyone was... I mean, am I wrong? I don't know that much about hiss but everybody was gay in Greece, right? I mean, what did they say when gay was invented?
Zeus started as a shit. I don't think it was ever a time when gay wasn't a thing. Right. There's gay animals.
And it's Lucy's the first of our kind, right? Total Lesbo. She was a full dike. I believe so.
She had to be 24-7. Astrophithecus. Yeah. Yes.
That way, Astrophithecus is that a girlfriend? Astrophithecus is one of the... Like when you see the evolution of man from monkey, it's one of the ones in the middle. Yeah.
She might have been an astrophithecus but don't quote me on anything. If she was into you. Lucy. Yeah.
Yeah. It's gonna take more than a bush hour. Right. Well, no, you don't...
Oh, no, you're saying she needs more than a bush. Yes. Right. What about inner lagoon?
I barely want to have sex with humans and lagoons. Really? Oh, lagoons is an aphrodisiac for me. Waterfall?
Water's cold. Oh, no. Oh, yeah. You heat up.
Do you? Yeah. I mean, look, okay, wintertime waterfall? No.
I'm not an autocor. Is there warm waterfalls? Oh, yeah. Oh, really?
Summertime rivers? Yeah. I've had sex in the summertime river like warm. Summer...
this last summer. Yeah. I wasn't cold. Okay.
I was feeling it. Yeah. I would still rather Lucy just takes a shower and we do it in a bed. I'm kind of kicking like good.
Honestly, I'd rather do Lucy in a little bit. It seems a little hairy than my usual type. Believe it or not. Right.
And I... Nothing worse than like incredible amounts of cubes in my bed. I'll just leave you with somebody. Well...
But I'd be like, oh man, did I really do that? The cleaning lady's gonna have her work after this encounter. Oh man, do do do do. That goes to that saying.
That's a heavy vacuuming. See, I'm gonna go in the opposite direction, which is that nobody has ever made Lucy feel like a natural woman. So go to like take a bath. Has Lucy ever had a bubble bath?
Has Lucy ever had a bubble bath? A bath is ruined. The stain in that bath is incredible. How does Lucy feel about a piece of tasteful neckluche?
Does Lucy have... She's not gonna look good. You can't frame a turd. Can we get a picture of Lucy up here?
Yeah, I don't know how they did that. But she has fangs. She has fangs. Because I'm not sure I want to get a...
Right. A bloey. I just have to assume... So to speak.
Not to say Lucy. What do you mean Lucy? What do you mean Lucy? What do you mean Lucy?
The first human ever? That was Eve. Shut up, Jakey dumbass. Adam and Eve, you know?
Well, Adam was first. There you go. Yeah, wow, that changes everything. Are you out?
I am. Wow, that's... Does anybody realize that Lucy? Does anybody realize that Lucy was a monkey?
Does anybody not realize that Lucy was a monkey? Me? Wait, Lucy was a man? Lucy's like a...
It's an early human ancestor. It's an evolution. It's like a... Not a missing link because it's not missing.
It's a link from monkeys to humans. I'm out. I apologize. So you just want to have sexual acave woman?
Yeah. But like woman. Yes, I can. Lucy's a monkey man.
Well, yeah. She's not...no offense, Lucy, but you're a dude. Man, that is not a good head. It's nothing good about that head.
The picture where she's grown her hair out a little bit. I don't like her hair out a little bit. The forehead is gone. The brow is like...
The nostril...not a cat man. Lizzie is absolutely terrifying. You told me never to talk to a troll doll. I have never...yes, I am saying that.
Okay. Can we get a real... Okay, but Lucy with boobs. Oh.
Oh, bro. Is that changing? Oh, now we're talking here. Mood lighting.
Yeah, no. Little necklace jay. Maybe some nair. Al green on the bluetooth.
Dang, dude. I mean, she's getting hotter. Yeah. It's starting to play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The beard is making it hot. Right. Is she going to bolt?
I mean, I'm going to be on opiates. Let's make no mistake. Oh, okay. Oh, well, then if...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, nah, I can't do it. Yeah, the beard is real tough. Yeah. Maybe if she braided it like a new metal guy.
Oh, okay. It's a little different. Like the different corn. Mm-hmm.
Catamord. She definitely became more sexually attractive when she looked more like Jonathan Davis. Yeah, that's good. Can we see an AI realistic depiction of a cave woman?
Yeah. Because I think this is more your speed. This is what you were envisioning. Okay.
Here we go. Yeah, yeah. Okay. How do I get there?
Yeah. Wait a minute. She's ever been in a cave in her fucking life. That's right next to Coachella.
Yeah. Yeah, that's a tent. I got with a wolf. Yeah.
Definitely into women with wolves as friends as companions. Genghis Khan either. Yeah. Genghis Khan is like the first Elon Musk.
Be very, very sexy to sleep with a woman that had a pet wolf that stared at you menacingly the entire time. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's my scene as it turns out.
Yeah, that's not bad. Speaking of sexy, some healthcare worker has been fired and there may be some criminal charges filed after she posted repeated videos of herself twerking on disabled dudes heads. Did they want her to? I don't think these guys weren't in a position to legally say, you know, it'd be great if you could work in my head right now.
I'm trying to figure out what. Wait, isn't that guy giving the thumbs up? Oh, he's saying it's stuck. Okay.
I dunno. He might be. It's tough to say. Two.
Two. Bathtub guys. Dude. Wait, what is she giving him?
Is that an e-bomb or? Well, is she feeding him? It's either like time for his medication or she's giving him the MA. I dunno, dude, if I'm gone and that's how I get fed, I don't know I'm cool, but I am.
The bathtub one is not. That's not cool, bro. Like, what did she just give him? He doesn't know what it is.
Oh, brah. The shame is that she could find plenty of regularly able people that'd be more than happy to have her work on their head. Is she going to jail or? She is facing a felony charge exploitation of a disabled person, which is a pretty accurate depiction of what I saw there.
Yeah, is she got an album? I know, right? That's going to be coming soon, right? She's catching somebody outside for sure.
Yeah. That chick is beefing with Travis Barker's daughter? Look, if you're Travis Barker, you call your daughter, you go, don't say anything. Yeah, don't feed the- Are you talking back to that, Moron?
I think they're like exchanging distracts. No. Alabama Barker? Oh, wait, they're distracting each other.
Yeah. It's a business. Yeah. Alia, then go for it.
Yeah. Are you familiar with Alabama Barker's? Nah, nah, I'm full grown man. I do stuff.
Yeah. I did not know that she had a- Hey, Jackie, you familiar with Alabama Barker's tracks? No. How about my baby?
No. I don't know who she is. No, not at all. Wait, you don't know who baby is?
Yeah, we know who baby is. I know who baby is. I don't know. Well, you don't know, catch me outside?
Yeah, I do know that. That's a bad baby. Okay. She's not doing a mistake with bad baby.
She's your generation's start go-bait. You should know that. Yeah, pretty much. Kinda depressing.
Yeah, no, you should be depressed. That's what's happening. Depressing is looking at our Google history for the last time. Yeah, it's bad.
Her mom is that Oscar De La Hoya is ex, right? Wait, okay, hold on. Her mom is Oscar De La Hoya. Am I supposed to know Oscar De La Hoya is ex?
No, wait, yeah. Yeah, she's famous for being Oscar De La Hoya is ex, and then being Travis's ex. Oh my goodness. She's like a model, right?
I have no idea. Wait, you guys know that you guys know this, right? No. So yeah, Alabama Barker's got two million followers.
What's her mom's name? Because her mom's, you know, she'd be a trifling. Yeah, yeah. That's it.
Oh, Shayna Mokler. Yeah. She's a dangerous lady. Yeah.
Travis Barker's seems cool, but track record-wise. Right, at a certain point. You gotta start taking responsibility. You're an idiot.
At a certain point, you gotta start. I just, we assume that he's cool because he is- I'm in Fittonsie. Well, it's cool. Coolest drummer of his generation.
Yeah. Cooler. He drank Tommy Lee's milkshake because there was a time where Motley crew was cool. You know, schools they ever got.
And then hair metal stopped being cool, but Tommy Lee managed to be cool because he had a big dick and he was fucking Pamela Anderson. So like when hip hop came along and they wanted to do like a crossover mashup kind of thing, Tommy Lee was the guy they'd have to come in and do the tough talk. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Blink came and nobody ever called Tommy Lee again.
Anytime anybody cool wanted to do something like legitimately cool, not rock cool, like hip hop cool. He got Travis to do it. But at a certain point, if you're just going from Mochlers to Kardashians, I don't care how skinny you are and how great your drumming is and how excellent your tattoos are. He's not hot.
No. And it's weird because everybody thinks he is. He's just- And it's like, you're a good drummer, but you're so good at drumming that you're considered hot, which is quite an achievement because you're really not. I think if you are insane, as a dude, this isn't fair.
If you're rail-thin covered in tattoos and you can do something, you are hot. Yeah. He's tattoo's made him hot over, but he's still hideous. Yeah.
And he's little and he's frail. He's like a chow boy. You know, but not bad. No.
Hey, multiple fractures because he's like walking in trees. He's able to drumming yet. He's talking about it a lot longer. Yeah.
Really? Yeah. Can you double kick for a long time because he kept breaking his ankles, tripping him, sticks and curbs and walk moving sidewalks. Googly.
He's very fragile. The plane crashed. Can I get a shout out for my mom? She passed away a year ago today.
She was the most badass woman I ever had the pleasure of knowing. Also, I'm sad I missed your stand up. I brought tickets to DC, comedy loft, and wasn't able to make it to the show. So I thought literally you can come back to the east coast.
Some of your dark times have, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of, kind of considered. Go inside. Yeah. Thank you.
Go inside. Yeah. Thanks, Jake. Yeah.
You don't know who bad babies, but you can read. Go inside with mine and help me get through. So thank you. My name is Justin, by the way, I've been illicit for quite a while.
Shout out to your mom. He didn't say your name. Otherwise, I would, but mom. Shout out to Justin's mom.
Yep. There you go. You need tires I do wait what's going on here? It's okay.
Remember wide neck. Yeah, he's been arrested. Yeah. Well, it's kind of his thing.
Do we really I mean he's gonna help him, right? I'm kind of didn't he do was it celebrity boxing with long neck? It doesn't seem legal You really you can't really I don't know. No, that's it Jake Wow.
I'm impressed by you not knowing anything Yeah, there's just like shit. I don't know believe it or not. Yeah, so the bottom one That is the one that put this guy on the map and you can probably see why Jake He's got a wide neck there. That's that's how we got that nickname.
It was very clever. Yeah, no, they put a lot of thought into that and Little guy, right? Easy yeah, he's short with a wide neck if he is short wait those two for each other something like that It's not fair. Yeah, how many rounds did oh my god.
They did a song together next up. Yeah, well I'm pretty I don't want to be mean, but I need to not look at that anymore This is the world that we have made for ourselves. No, this is the world that we live in I'll tell you what if that guy tries to mug me. I'm gonna give him whatever he wants because I'm scared I think he's gonna jail he'll do well there nobody's gonna try and you know what I'm He's really not hot.
No, no, no, no. Well, he found somebody to sleep with him He sent I think he had a bad breakup with somebody and had filmed some explicit videos with that person I'm kind of getting some dots Who would you rather sleep with more Lucy or Lucy Lucy Lucy's got kind eyes I feel like Lucy like has got this kind of mother earth in touch with nature I feel like Lucy I see us like we have sex and then we wake up in the morning And she's like standing by the doorway and we can't talk because we don't share a common language But I was kind of get the vibe and she's like saying follow me. Let me show you my shoes I get some berries. I was gonna say seeds, but yeah, exactly exactly.
I don't I don't what Lucy said It's neck and neck. Yeah, I'm very much intended Yeah, basically he during this bad breakup. He sent explicit videos to everyone in the person's family Oh, why not him? Oh, so like to her mom, but also to her children.
Oh That being underage means he has distributed pornography. Oh, then good. We got him. He needs to be off the streets I tend to agree.
We don't need that in our lives. Right. Do we need the question is island boys out? No on the street No, no, we gotta we gotta tighten it up a little bit here I mean sure have celebrities become pretty weak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but enough of the ground balls You know like oh, I like that. Ha ha let's move on. Yeah, can you get the island boy mug shot up there? Yeah, you can't I don't want to hear Like this guy is there's no dumber.
There's no it's the lowest of low It's just like yeah, that that's what the what that's the worst of the world. Thank you got it now Let's move on. What is he doing selling off to come? I think he just ran either He was a passenger in a car or driving the car that like I think the officer was looking for recent pull him over It may have had very inconspicence about this guy Yeah, and so I think they rolled through a stop sign and had expired plates with that hair with that hair is that necessary?
I mean does he realize you know, it's crazy somebody's slip what's even crazier is here. We go Lucy wide neck or whatever the boy I would You should bring live executions back Lucy could be better person Lucy could like talk like frandresher and obsessively watch Guy Fieri cooking shows and Yeah, you're right though and have an uncontrollable gas problem and I would rather marry Lucy then take a road trip with an island boy I can't pay him a lot of money to like being a bear knucklefight where he just gets destroyed every weekend Because that's really all I need to see from that Somebody needs to beat him senseless and his brother. Yeah, the crazy thing is not that somebody slept with him people have you know We've all been you know, but both men and women have done their fair share of grizzly deeds But of course we're talking about women we say, you know, there's there's only so many trophy husbands out there Women have slept with some truly appalling men for reasons beyond pure sexual attraction I would go so far as to say that not only somebody slept with him a lot of people have slept with him and a lot of them actually fighting attractive That's insane There's no dumber and that's saying something with all We all need to move on that they need to be illegally no longer shown on Media so where do we go from here because I'm just like a common sense kind of guy that everything goes real real this way I'm like well that means we're just at the tipping point It's gonna go back the other way. I don't feel that way How can we get dumber cuz we're gonna robots?
Okay, wait for robots to take over so they can kill these people I shouldn't say that but if they died would the will be better So this guy argument that it wouldn't be when they pulled him over there was some Oxycodone in the car. I think he actually later produced a prescription for that I'm sure he's in pain plus Plus other was a gun that was a gun that was a serial number scratched off it and it was painted blue How is he alive how like why does someone just killed him, you know, like if you're in that world and you're Real bone thug mm-hmm. Why don't you kill him, you know, like nipsy hustle seemed like a good guy. No, you make a great guy They killed him mmm, right?
What's why is that guy? Why those tailing boys just yeah walk the planet? Yeah, like whoever did the nipsy thing get him for this to fuck Jake Paul could really rehabilitate his Image in my mind if he could get like him to fight like a like a katakashi in there 110 rounds It would be because they both can't punch we have no judges. Yeah, you can't leave It's on 24 seven can't leave until somebody's unconscious.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I don't need them to be back bare knuckle Oh, yeah, mm-hmm to the end. Yeah in no rules if someone punches him in the bowl seven hundred times fair enough Keep going because both of these guys and I could be wrong It's and you could tell me that oh none of these guys are you know, we're either dad's a boxer They've been living in a boxing gym since time.
They were born, okay But I tend to think that they're that they're not and I feel like guys that are not actually skilled at fighting are particularly tough They'll go dirty pretty quickly. I think when to caution realizes he's in trouble. It's gonna be like monkey. I got you know I think adding like gladiator star where every now and then like a rhinoceros comes into the scene Just to keep these guys moving yeah, yeah, cuz I'll get bold of the like cat scratch thing and yeah I know okay.
That's the fight to make it is don't tell them. I'm like who's like steep a meochitch. Yeah, it's just there He's just retired so he's fresh and steep a is just like as long as you guys keep honestly trying your best I don't do a goddamn thing right I'll be over here on a stool. Yeah, but if you guys if I get any sense you guys like hey How about nobody's go crazy here steep a starts clean in house?
Yeah 110 rounds well It's like I got a hundred pounds of steep I start throwing but but I'm saying those guys are never gonna want to get hit by steep a They're gonna have to actually do bare knuckle damage on each other. What do you got in that fight? Who cares? I mean do you know which ones one?
I don't know who I like who do they even have a name? Yeah Like and I I'm not asking that question. I don't care. I don't want to know One's island and one's boy like who cares no no no I'm saying if you get like to kashi versus the person island boy We were both of them to be gone so island boy versus island boy.
I believe their brothers. Yeah, but they make answer They hate it when you say that oh sorry to be oh yeah cuz they made up with each other something they did you know Yeah They're like no we didn't I patch politician guy said he would kill Tucker Carlson do you care? I mean if he does it okay? Yeah, but he's not gonna do it Yeah, but he's still not gonna do it.
He just said it but it's often military doesn't mean he's off camera. I've ever meet him I'll fucking kill him. He said as they wrap up the interview I mean this is like it's done. He's just he's not he's not thinking about you know broadcasting this is not a message He's sending to the world how ugly is his eye Is it I assume he's just got empty socket.
He like lost it. It was it was it can be it must be a photo of Dan Crenshaw's He you know he's a veteran he lost it is it was a an IED in I want to say Afghanistan Oh, that's bad at man. Why would you not oh that's not yeah? Oh, yes a Captain America glass if he does then that is then he is an idiot for not having that off at all Times that's alive though Yeah, why would you wear a patch once he's beef with Tucker Carlson?
I thought they're all in the same pain No, I think that there's I actually find that kind of refreshing it makes me like him better that He's like now that guy's a fucking problem. Okay as long as you guys aren't all in like a hoots with each other here Yeah, I don't know. I mean would you wear a glass? I or would you wear a patch?
I would I don't want to be just go raw socket I would love a glass eye. Uh-huh. I'd be so pumped you could like I'd have different ones all the time You could I mean you could just have a smaller movie idiot He's got a glass eye, but he has a normal he just has a thing that's an eye that doesn't know yeah Like to put like yeah, you have see logo in there or Dana Watts face I would want to know a flat-fighting logo if Sell advertising on your face. Yeah, I would want like an old school I'm sure they could work this out even if I had to swap out the battery at the end of every day I'd probably take my eye out at the end of every day to sleep anyhow if I could get like an old school kit night writer Go back and forth.
Yeah, yeah, so late go charge or something Yeah, it's badass. Yeah, but why does he want to kill uh that guy? I mean, I know he's annoying, but What did he do as a personal like did he call it? I mean he would kill him too.
Tucker Carlson doesn't seem like a very uh I don't know who would win him or an island boy. He's not very tough who wouldn't win in a fight Oh, I got oh, that's the fight that I want to see this deep fight island boy versus Yeah, that's good. I got I got island boy all day. All right, a tuck of cousin might be one of the most useless I mean who wins him or Alan pade Jordan Peterson.
Uh, I think Jordan Peterson's actually like a healthy guy. He's not no frail He's got like itchy meat disease or something. Hey stuff first from itchy meat I mean he was sick right? He was now.
He's meeting. He's not sick anymore, but he's malnutrition nutrition It's like okay. So he got well, I think he got it was a covid but then he went and got treated for it in like Russia That was a weird thing. Oh, that's what no no no no.
I'm sorry. He's the other way around He was he like went there to get off drugs. Oh, yeah, look it up and then and then he was there and he doesn't have jumpy vibes He has junky vibes like the guy that takes like the stuff to stay super focused To always like like speedy learn more stuff rattle off more stuff do more podcasts write more write more tweets He's like a he's like a Nazi Anthony boating Well said yes, so it's right there. Can you click back on that he can't say that with his feelings he um He quit prescription drugs He began taking benzos hell yeah without a second thought at the age of 58 They said he's smart.
He was already like famous at that point Who take who didn't think about the risk? What are benzos? He's a smart guy who started taking i don't even know what I know what benzos are benzos is like like zenis, huh? Right.