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It's a delightful pastry. OK, tell me more. There's jam in it. Is there?
Mm-hmm. I can put some, I make them in the toaster. Uh-huh, toaster strudel. Yes.
Wow. What? I have a regular background over here. Suzy homemaker.
Look, my background does not... You don't have a background. I didn't, Touche. Yeah, man.
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Michael Tully. Jason Els. You did not die and you were not fired and you are here. A lot of people are on YouTube right now going.
A lot of people talking shit. Oh, hahahaha. And of course, Rob Dog. Wait a minute.
Oh, no. What the hell happened? Yeah, that's about it. But we're live.
We're checking out. We're getting yesterday. I did a show last night, a second show ever, where I was on my YouTube channel and I just, the calls, it was like I was back on the radio. People were calling and talking like they used to, where they were.
Is it starting again? Already? Or is that a telemarketer? This is my phone.
They'll never really approve me. No. That's the irony. That's the thing.
They keep calling with pre-approval. It's a lie, Michael. They go here. Here's your shot big time.
And then I go in and they go, mmm. Nah, not shy though. As a rule of thumb, the more envelopes you get in the mail with all the things you're pre-approved for, the less likely you are that you could actually get any of those. I got a credit card the other day and they said, hey, do you want 70,000?
Stop bragging. They said, do you want 70,000 dollars? And I was like, do I? And then I called my business manager and she said, no.
Why? Because I already owe. Why doesn't she want you to have 70,000 dollars? That sounds like a terrible manager.
I already owe a lot, my. I don't want to tell her her business. I won't be able to pay it back. I think that's why.
Oh, that's what it. Okay. This credit. Yeah.
And I have already have a large sum of money that I owe. Is it the government or is it the bank? No, you owe a bank. Right.
I'm assuming. Screw them. I got these boots in the mail. It's an unrelated story.
Yeah. I mean, look, yeah, the government, the bank boots right ties in. Yeah, I am swimming in debt so much. So my manager won't let me take on the ability to get more.
Hey, guys, look at these boots I got. Look, you can't dwell in the bad stuff. Luckily, look, sure, am I in ridiculous amounts of credit card debt? I hear right.
I got bankrupt. Yeah. I got free boots. Oh, free.
Yeah. Oh, I don't know. Look at it. They're very nice.
Eli. Yeah. Right. Well, they're comfortable.
I'm the last guy to ask, as you know, I've never been a boot. I've never been anything guy. I just do the same thing over and over again. Yeah.
These pants are dikies. Yeah. That was a turn I didn't see coming from you. I mean, that's like when Hulk and became Holly Hogan.
They hate Holly Hogan. You know that? The black city has documentation of dropping in bombs and saying he doesn't like black people allegedly. But that happened like eight years ago.
Yeah, but I think he's been shared multiple times since then. The black city. No, they just found out, no, because he's in LA. It's about who he is.
No, because he's in LA. And LA is like a black represent pretty hard there. And they were like, you're not getting out of this one. Slim Jackson.
Is that was it? Was that Netflix? That's what I keep saying told me. Oh, Shay Jackson.
Yeah. Got you. OK, I, you know, I just I I tend to think that he's daughter. I tend to think that we all have these very caricatured views of what cities are like, like both headed Lady.
Like horses. Maybe I should go with her. You like a lady with a strong chin. Do I?
I could see you with Brooke Hogan. Right. Right. Right.
But then I would be going out with somebody who's got a racist dad, which is going to be the first time. Is that so? Oh, yeah. I don't know.
I see. I mean, look at me. Yeah. You know, people are attracted to me because they're because you got a problem with your father or whatever.
Right. This will teach them. I thought it was because they were like relating like I was the new daddy. Do you love me now, daddy?
Are you happy now? Oh, this is what you have wrought. Oh, man. Oh, no.
I don't know the answers to anything. I never been more sure. I don't know if I can. It's actually kind of liberating.
Yeah. I feel like I'm sort of like my dad. My dad is reached a point where he's in his late 80s and there's a natural first man to the extent that any of us knows what's going on. He's on solid footing.
And then the ground starts to disappear beneath his feet, but he's afraid to admit it to the world because he's afraid to admit it to himself. And that's a dangerous period of time where your dad is like, no, your parents aren't really capable of making decisions like they used to, but they refuse to admit it. We're into the other side where he's like, this came in the mail and I'm just mailing it to you. I have no idea what it says.
Tell me what to do. Yeah, that's where I met. I'm getting there at the exact same time as my father who is 40 years old. So we're in a sense.
It's kind of like, you know, the things that kids are into where I go, that's lame, you know, then I'm like, we had a thing where my parents thought it was lame and nothing is more annoying than an old person telling you that your new stuff is lame. I'm just disappointed that young people don't have enough stuff that I find stupid. You like it. I'm like, I remember looking my friend's dad in the eye when he was like, you should listen to Eric Clapton and Bob Dylan.
And I'm like, yes, but have you heard of dangerous toys and Motley Crew? Yeah. And he's like, you must be kidding. You know, the only redeeming virtues of those bands are the tiny little bits.
They were smart enough to steal from good bands. I'm like, but have you heard Kickstart my heart? Because that is a good argument. I want young people to play stuff for me where I'm like, now you guys have to be kidding me.
You're a bunch of morons. I actually think like I liked that the kids, it's not as big as it was a couple of years ago, the kids with the broccoli hair. Because broccoli hair. Yeah.
Every kid had to broccoli hair. You mean the Edgar? I may be sure. I feel like the first guy that I saw it on was Palo Bank arrow.
He's a basketball player at Duke. He's like a, do you have an afro? Are you talking about? He's short on the sides and then it's, but it's broccoli on top.
Oh, that one. Yeah. We can't do that. No, but I was like, I was like, you guys look like idiots and you all have the same dumb hair.
Well done. That's what you're supposed to do. I mean, there's two things going on there. Jake's put on J.
J. That's some of those are Edgar's. There's an Edgar in the mix, but that's that one right there. It's the Edgar.
It's tighter on the sides, but it's still got an Edgar vibe. My son and all his friends have the Edgar and they look stupid, which is great. Which is their job. I want to beat them.
And if any of them are beaten, I think it's funny because that's what you get for having that haircut. You do. But you know they don't get beaten. They get laid.
Well, that once again, the women, women, they're not smart, you know, you know, I was thinking, you know the guy that there's a guy, this is going to be controversial. I should probably not say it, but there's a guy that's going to be in charge of the military or something, slip back here, he's on Fox News or something. It's a pretty good looking guy, I think. Like he had his time or something.
He looks like a bit of a lady. He did well with the ladies. Or at least he thinks he does well with the ladies. And I see on TikTok he's being interrogated for being a bit inappropriate with the ladies in the past.
And he's got some ex-wives and he might have had sexual relations with somebody when he was married to somebody else and saying like dude stuff, you know. And then they're saying that women shouldn't be in the military or in the battle. Okay. And I'm starting to change my opinion of everything now where it's like, you know, the troops being a soldier and being in battle, like to me, because I've been watching a lot of movies lately where it's just like war and stuff.
And it's like if you, this one movie, I don't know what it was, it's got that prac on it. And he goes to the future where it's like aliens are killing. He's got to like save his daughter and I saw that piece of shame. Yeah, I was watching, I was like a TikTok while it was on, so I don't really know what happened.
They were banking on people being on TikTok while they watched that. It's not very rewarding if you actually paid attention. Right. But the thing is, is when you get to battle and the people that are coming to fight you are crazy and like cold, hard and killers, it's a hard to fight to win.
And it's like the scarier people are, the better they are winning. And if we are the most powerful force and we win everything, we have the best of everything in our lives because our defense is terrifying to the rest of the world. But by we in America, yeah, right now, right. But it's also like this other part of the world where it's like, man, should be more understanding and understand, you know, don't be a bully and don't pick on people.
Right. But it's like, you want, you want this killing machine to defend us. And then when the killing machine comes back home, you expect them to be like, understanding to like gay rights and stuff. Like I'm, I like gay rights.
You know what I mean? I like, I like, I like, I'm a lot. Thank you. Appreciate that.
I'm not a, like, how do they adjust from being the scariest people in the world? Right. And then come back and be like, oh, you know, pink doesn't make me mad. Pink should make you mad if you're a killing machine.
Yeah. And you, and you thirst for battle. Right. Because that's what a winner in battle is a war thirsty maniac that wants to kill everybody.
And then you expect them to come home and, and like be adaptable and understanding and nice to their wives. Like, no, no, it's like, yeah, business men, the same thing, like social media has taken you on a wild ride these last few months. I'm not saying I'm right, Michael. I'm just saying.
Yeah, this is, this is like deeply fascist stuff that you're saying right now. Is it? You finished. Okay.
All right. Two, shake. I'm not saying I, I'm them, you know, because I would say that I'm more of a girly man. And I like, I like, like what's going on in your day and like, is there anything I can do for you?
And everybody should, like, if you are a trans lady, I'll call your lady, like your lady. And you're the bathroom. That's cool. And I can't man, don't pick on them because they're not that cute.
That's mean. But if you're like this maniac of sorts, you know, it's like you be careful what you want in your life. Like, if everybody was just like, oh, look, let them go. Let them have it.
Then maybe we wouldn't have borders or something and everybody would take over. Yeah. You need these crazy people. I'm terrified of them.
Yeah. But maybe they, maybe they're important and maybe like saying some things where I don't think it's fair when they say it. Like, I don't think this guy, he rubs off on me as not a nice guy. Right.
He doesn't seem fair. I feel, I don't know him, but I think he's done some mean stuff to people. Right. But if he's in charge of war people, maybe that's what you need.
So I don't know if I'm right or not. I just, I just find, I used to be, I just hate people like that. And now I'm like, well, if I don't have to go out with him, I'm okay with it. Okay.
If he's in charge of like making sure other people kill other people so that we win and we have like Starbucks, then okay, you know, cause it's all stupid. Yeah, it is all stupid. Like if it all's just like John Lennon, why don't you just make it all one thing? You know, me and love and there's no God.
And it's just all everybody loves everybody. Everybody gets to go and everybody's born. Yeah. Right.
But that's not very practical. It doesn't seem like that's going to happen. No, I agree. So if we're going to be stuck up ourselves and everyone collects their little thing and if you try to take it, they beat you up for it.
Right. Then those guys should be in charge. So if we, if there's things about our society that we wish to change what we know that we can't, then we should just go full bore and embrace them. No.
No. I think that I understand them. I don't agree with them, but I understand it. I don't think it was a time where I understood it.
I was just like, you are wrong. But now I'm like, oh, maybe, maybe, because that's how we can think about like Native Americans. This is their land. Yes.
And we took it more than anything else. They died of diseases that we didn't give to them on purpose. But oh really, we didn't kill them? We killed the rest of them.
But right. Yeah. And then there's that one movie where they like ladies diseases and took their money that runs on the rest of the land. Who's that guy that makes some good movies?
Little shriveled up film makers. Squats A.C. Is it Squats A.C? You're very close.
Squats A.C. Look, Jan, you don't understand the J.C.S. Show if you make a verbal mistake, you drag that and you bury that person for saying that incorrectly. Don't save me ever again.
I'm just more hung up on Little Shrippled filmmaker. He's a little shriveled fruit. What is he like? Four foot tall?
I find that like that dude's not fun. What? He's not fun. That guy to go to battle for me.
Marty? Yes, I don't want Marty to go to battle for me. I also use ever the right podcast. It's mean to girls that have only fans.
I don't want any of them to go to battle for me I would actually prefer most of the girls that are on there being ridiculed for being women Yeah, to go to battle for me instead of those dudes that are saying women shouldn't be in battle So the wait, so you don't want the guys who ridicule women to go to battle because well No, just those guys, but yeah, but the guys on the pot who ridicule women you're not manly men They're not the right men for the job. Yeah, cuz that's the other thing It's like if you want to get critical and say women shouldn't be on the front lines Yeah, well, I think a lot of men shouldn't be on the front right and I think that because you've got a pain is they just Allow you to be on the front line. Yeah, okay. So I'll give an example I knew personally knew somebody who was a very cute very tiny girl.
Yeah, she was actually very fit Like she was like a really really good cheerleader And she like was a gym rat and shit like that, but she became a police officer in a shitty city in New Jersey And I remember thinking that it was I wondered how her male partner felt about going into a real heavy situation with this girl who was Drinking her protein shakes and shit like that The other day she was like four eleven and weighed like a hundred pounds was she absolutely the best person to be on the front Lines of police work or was it just that people didn't want to tell girls that they couldn't do it? I don't know the answer. We'll see that you bring that up I'm glad you brought that up because there are girls that I've seen on the internet trying to arrest people and stuff I'm like this is insane, right? They shouldn't be there I tend to but I have also seen several hundred police men right that couldn't do the job either Yes, so it's more like I think that maybe it's gonna be doing the genital thing is a bit rough Right.
Are you usually correct when you say that girls are not as strong as men? Yeah, but is there women out there that are stronger than men? Yeah, right so it's more like the Attitude yes. Yeah, did I say that correct?
Yeah? Yeah, like if you are as if you do man push ups We've got mad kicks somersoul tan die you're training combat, you know Use guns all good and stuff, you know like where to hide and where like where you should be where you shouldn't be cover people's backs and stuff And you got a vagina so what exactly but that's like when you get that's the thing They get mean about women doing it all this stuff And then you see a cop chasing a guy and the guy out runs a guy because cop is Lardass yes, I'm like I shouldn't have the job. Yeah, cuz if you can't chase a perp that's correct Yes, if you chase a perp and you can't chase a perp and then you should it because you can't catch him Yeah, you shouldn't have the job. It doesn't matter what you have or don't have dangling between your legs, right?
So maybe there's a role to be played by homicidal maniacs in the military. Maybe there really is I think there is Maybe I wonder on the front lines how often it actually comes down to guys having to duke it out It seems like in modern warfare that it's usually people operating machines versus people operating machines be they highly sophisticated Weapons or tanks or people flying drones from some office park in DC I would be inclined to do two things to But I'm saying but on the front I mean actual soldiers on the ground Yes, okay, so near but like frontline how often does it really come down like in Afghanistan? How often is it that the people who are coming in contact with the combatants would literally have to physically fight hand-to-hand with them? I don't know the answer to this question.
I mean that does happen But yeah, but to assume that we need the GI Joe is the best guy for that job I don't know if we need 100% one type of person There might be a bunch of sharpshooter ladies that you can put right up front there that are well Here's the reason why women are really really good at that I don't or why very many women are good at that first of all I mean, I'm in a couple girls that are real good with guns Yeah, I would be BJ Bobans girlfriend right is like one of the fastest draws or something up it Yeah, she's good. I would be inclined to get into a two general point to general points I Remember seeing this person I knew in her police uniform and going oof. This is a pretty heavy neighborhood I wouldn't have this is a good idea or not my opinion does not matter Almost at all I would like to hear what her partner actually thinks with the other cops on the force think I am less concerned about what the Most convincing person online thinks pro or con well, that's easy. Yes.
I agree to that right It's more the general consent like the like I said the aptitude. Yeah, I like that word today Right, but if you're like you know like Amanda noon is she was a cop right she'd be great cop Yeah, right like if it gets to a scuffle sure she's a black belt right she's gonna get those hands behind your back Yeah, more than 90% of the police officers out there today Yeah, but I don't think I don't think I wonder how many times in there That's a really one person. I wonder how many times in their career the average cop has to get physical with people a lot Maybe you don't think a lot. I'm not in my town.
Right, but your town is like under control or something most towns are I see a lot of videos. There's a lot of police and scuffles for sure There's 300 million people in this country a lot of shit even in a really peaceful place You could get a lot of scuffles. I'm not saying we live in a very peaceful place I'm just saying I saw this I saw that is can be very very misleading I just think they should train everybody more for sure I agree with that I feel like you know like if there's a lot of shootings in Chicago's lot of shootings Legally it's my son. I've heard that yeah, so if there was a bunch of female male I don't care but you were like like bj bulbans girlfriend Yeah, you were like super good right anytime There was anything that popped off the the bad guys right were just like sniper it and the word got out Was like did you start flashing a pistol right the po-po annihilate you quit right well But this is this here's the thing right they say in the military don't and old general one said that when about the military when all You have is a hammer all you see are nails something like that that when you have a bunch of guns you look at a situation You're like how can guns fix this if surely you will can see there is some situation in Chicago Where there's a touchy situation and a cops got to go knock on the door and the guy who has a black belt And absolutely could take that guy down and would love to take that guy a little bit of a homicidal maniac It's so much more likely to go there because that's the energy that guy brings to that Sometimes a more level-headed person who is not a physical threat Stereotyping here maybe a woman knocking on the door makes it so that we're not chasing and tackling people in the first place I just agree that happens sometimes Anything happens sometimes, but I think if you are more trained I think that the person that's potentially shooting through doors and accidentally shooting innocent people that are in their beds and whatnot is somebody that is scared panicking and Not calm and analyzing the situation and is fired off his pistol because he's too scared to defend himself I think a trained Professional who is calm under pressure.
Yeah is like if there is no threat then this person lives not I'm so trained that I kill anything that moves That's yeah, that's my I just think but a Tim Kennedy. Yeah, I don't know. There's people say he's not what he says I'm not bad. I don't know.
I don't know but I feel like I think I was a cop Yeah, and they were like over the door Yeah, and they didn't any kick the door open and there was a lady in the bed He wouldn't shoot her probably not because he's so it'd be calm if you're like well You're in your bed You know, I don't see a gun right you know, but if you did pull a gun yeah, he would take you out right I feel like if you're like one of those I want to say bigger you know in unprofessional cops. It's not that healthy not that train. You're just like I'm terrified right now Who knows I'm shooting yeah? Sure it is I also think that we've all allowed ourselves to be seduced into thinking of things in really insanely simple terms Which is like like like Def comedy jam level men be like this women be like that.
Yeah, and it's it's nonsense And and it's a lot of great and I see I've heard from people who certainly like well This city is like this this city is like that and it's like well. Yeah sure trend wise overall but like we Tend to think of people and cities and places and political parties and all that stuff It's like to me. It's like when I was a kid He's got a Epcot center It's part of Disney World and you could walk around and be like I'm visiting France now and now I'm visiting Italy and like France was like You know There was a guy with a little mustache doing mime shit driving a bicycle with a baguette in the basket peeing off the side And it's like that's France and it's like well. Yeah, if you went to France I could probably find a video of that guy close to but in reality people there are people and whatever you think of French people I could find a million people there who fly in the face of every stereotype People say they're arrogant Michael so and I've heard that about them I've also met what I was there people say the Australia is full of killer animals right so I think that what there's no I could take you to place in a show where there's not one animal that will kill you There's lots and lots of different kinds of men There's lots and lots of different kinds of women Yeah And I think that anytime anybody starts talking about well We need fucking fill in the blank one or two three or three syllables that person is a clown who's appealing to other clowns So you call me no, I'm just saying like whatever you're seeing on on the Internet of well this guy's saying this thing And I think it makes a lot of sense like I don't know what are the troops say about women on the front line That's the only opinion that really matters to me and I don't know and I want their honest answer I don't want I don't want a situation where like if some guy calls and says and people can call us now Yeah, it's somebody that calls us and he says well They made us you know fill out these Questionnaires, but we all knew that you know we had to put our name on and we all knew that we might get in trouble if we didn't say What they wanted to hear that's not what I want to know I want somebody to say because like I said I personally have witnessed I've never been on the front lines of a war But I've been on the front lines of where police are doing their business in a pretty shitty Shady neighborhood of a pretty shady shitty city And I'm totally open to the argument that maybe women have a role in those police departments But not being the one kicking down the door with the SWAT team with very rare exceptions.
Yeah Let's talk about the five. Oh sure here first my boots. Yes segue into the fires. Yeah Fies people you know keep texting me gone.
Hey man. You gotta get out of there. I was like no I'm not going to you've heard that several people have called me instead of get out of here and I might know Close enough close are they close are they? Like a couple miles at one point I guess but it wasn't like the actual flame It was more like the thing where they tell you go to evacuate because I was saying Encino had to evacuate I mean Encino, but apparently where I am I don't have to so it's a bit further away from some other part of Encino Okay, they really know how it works.
All I know is you any person I trust is my son and my son said dad Are you okay? And I said yeah, and he's like I'm following the app. What's your address? I said it to me.
It's like all right. I was like you tell me to leave I'll leave for sure then I'm staying right because I'm not You know, I've got five dogs and three cats. I'm not going where am I going right? Yeah, we're in the car Yeah, that was a that was a moment that gave me pause for a second because when I don't know Maybe things are about to pop off again supposedly the winds were really really crazy in the beginning I'm he said a lot to do with it We keep hearing that they're gonna really ramp up again Maybe they still will but so far this past weekend they were supposed to ramp up again and they didn't but when when it won't pop up again But assuming the worst is behind us hopefully when it was popping off We were reaching out to our friends to the northwest and to the north and to the north east and saying you got a place to stay if you Need somewhere to go and some people took us up and we put some people up for a minute and If it if it continued going in getting worse and worse and worse I was like I don't we're the safe place for everyone that we know to come to where the hell would I go?
I don't have a great answer to that Yeah, I told my boss and coach because he had to evacuate as I can say my house I'm good on it someone else's house and then the fire started creeping up and then he reached out to me and said Hey man, do you need a place to stay with us right? That was like wow. Yeah, that changed dramatically like all of a sudden my place is not safe Yeah, and then people in Sadie again cuz I don't get it. You know me Michael's there.
No, you gotta get out of there I'm fine, and I got it all figured out anyway. I got a floaty toy I got a duck can all put all the animals in the duck can all and I got a gun I'm just gonna sit in the pool. So watch some water on us. That's the yeah if I catch a fire I'll shoot myself and the dogs and the cats and that's what I wanted to burn so Because I agree that you don't need to evacuate but at a certain point my opinion would change would I'm pretty fluid on that depending on which way the wind goes.
Yeah, yeah, I see your angle. Yeah, but yeah more into the The blame on social media where I'm like look I don't feel like I haven't do some looks like a cool guy But I also don't feel like any politician looks like a cool person to me. That's the only one you can look cool That guy's fucking fancy of politics a little bit, but wow But I just don't like how everybody has to fight when we're all on fire dude I don't we should just be like I don't think I've ever told I think it's a really bad look for anybody in the limelight to say This is this person's fault or that person's fault. Yeah when we're still on fire like let's get everybody okay But nobody's interested in that everybody likes this game of football I heard from somebody I just go just want to say real quick It goes to show you that these people are up to no good when they are trying to convince the general public in other states that one Person's worse than another person when we are still on fire like people have no homes dogs and people have died and You're putting the blame on somebody or it's like what about if we all put our heads together and save out each other We're all a part of the human race.
It's so Despicable and and it just shows how pathetic of a person you are when you're accusing other people of doing something right or wrong When it's just all hands on deck save each other save ourselves, you know I see things where people are charging bloods of rent and Airbnb shame on you. Yeah, you know, but I also was like I said the other day You know my boxing coach at Trinity those guys Are giving stuff to the fire department, you know, there's a lot of people out there like you get letting people stay your house I went to the fire department yesterday game some liquid death and some some black rifle energy drink like People are doing things that help people and they don't report that of course, you know But that's what we all should be doing like when it's all said and done We're all back and fives out then sure go ahead. Tell us how bad somebody is right now. Let's get everybody Let's get it put out, you know, dude.
It's so water. Somebody's got the water. Somebody didn't turn the water on can we tell what it can We turn it on now right now? I heard from somebody who has their their profile photo on Instagram is the CKY logo So I just kind of know like where how you know me where we where we crossed paths and I love bandits.
It's been a mile Well, it's been a while right but this person I don't know this person. We've never communicated I don't know how long they've been following me. They chose this occasion to DM me and say how do you feel now about the incompetent left and the Libtards like I'll speak to the camera How do you feel to be a fucking asshole like what the fuck and it's you know, I'll go it's because it's not you You're just a moron. It's so many people seemingly the majority again.
It's numbers. I want to believe in the same way that you go I don't know it seems like people are just getting their ass kicked and criminals are running wild left and right I want to believe that the human mind can't distinguish between if there's 30,000 of those or 30 million of those at a certain point We go I don't know it's a lot it seems like they have numbers I still want to believe that these people don't have numbers But everybody has I mean millions and millions tens of millions seemingly hundreds of millions of people have allowed themselves to be so radicalized by this stupid piece of shit Device that whether they got radicalized left or right or fucking conspiracy weird doesn't really make that much of a difference to me It's made you lose your essential humanity and to make you forget how fucking insanely rude and Stupid it is to reach out for a stranger at a time like this So you know cuz you heard him talk on the radio 20 years ago to throw around terms like lintart Fucking think about what you're doing you should be ashamed of yourself. No, that's all that is But there's but it's not that but it's not that person. It's it's Tens of millions of people who have all now are think you're weird if you don't want to play that game.
Oh, yeah It's so fucking you're weird if you don't want to play that game if you don't want to play the will there We're probably just really drop this well that tells me that you don't have much of a life And I'm not trying to be insulting. I just I'm busy doing a lot of stuff right to have an in-depth argument First of all, I at least I have the the awareness to know that I don't know what's going on really You know like somebody could be lying they could all be lying they could all be telling the truth I'm pretty sure it's on the first one, but I don't I might you know how my kids own today, right? You know, it's also like the misinformation Shaking chiming in outy also the miss it was on the mic The misinformation on the fires is crazy on social media people are posting like a I videos of the Hollywood sign burning down wait That's not a thing that people believe is really no people like in the comments like oh my god I never even thought like I'm all clearly fake. Yeah, no I had people like texting me like oh my god that Hollywood sign burned and I was like oh Like where are you getting that information from yeah?
When you want to believe something it's amazing what you will allow yourself to believe I don't know I'm sure that a lot of mistakes were made in New Orleans when Sean Penn coming to save it I know it's even boat that he could like roll up with any roll through the venice canals or something so I'm saying I don't know Do you know it's crazy though is I don't you know? I don't know I never thought about this shit for a second more than the average person, you know the potential this sort of thing happening here I don't think but I was you know my family has been enjoying the town of oh hi, you know North of here for some time to the extent where you start to fancifully think hey I wonder if I could buy a house here What if I could retire here and I'm like boy they had a fire here at a certain point I know is that like a wise investment is this a good idea because you know You know you know not renting like onus thing You're the guy holding the bag if it's unlivable or even more to the point You're the person who dies if the soldown burdens down and I actually had a call with like a homeowner's insurance expert guy And I'm like just think it about it don't have the money, but just before we get too far a dream in here What's the deal and he's like well, there's you know what what block really small time? You know somebody's like in between two big mountains that are covered with grass Which is dead a lot at a lot of many months out of the year and he's like well if you're like right up against the the trees Yeah, you're your homeowners and trans people a bit higher than I'm like what if I'm like four or five blocks? He's like yeah, no, you're it would be the same as like what you have live in the middle of LA right now I'm like but they had a fire there a couple of years ago, and he's just like yeah It's didn't really affect it and I'm like well can you what if I was thinking about buying a house?
I have to have it for five ten twenty thirty years what do you guys think insurance wise? This is a sudden California homeowners insurance guy. He's like we don't look more than two or three years in the future We can't we have no idea how to so I mean I literally asked a homeowner's guy about buying a place in a high high way Higher risk than I would have said LA was for fire three years ago, and he's like no it's fine Go ahead, so that's where that's where the fucking cuz I think it's always just like a lot of people say a lot of things Follow the money, you know what I mean like what are the people whose money is riding on this? What did they say the insurance guy was like yeah, it's fine go for it That's how fucking dumb everybody was tell it happened.
What's kind of they just like say they're not gonna cover it anyway? I guess in theory, but there are people okay, but there's plenty people in New Orleans who their insurance I'm sure there's plenty of people who got their claims denied, but there's plenty of people who got their claims on of course Yeah, let's get to them. Yeah That's how I'm just trying to say that it's even I kind of pat myself on the back for at least being a little bit like asking those sorts of Questions and when I asked the people who I thought would know they don't get it's fine. That's where we were coming from hindsight's 2020 Motorhome be good Then you get to drive off on it right I'd rather live on Houseboat fire won't get you there.
You have to be pretty dumb I mean has anyone ever died of a fire on a house for sure But that is because the houseboat caught on fire not cuz that well was on fire. Yes, like there's an electrical thing I'm like yes, right so that doesn't count It's like in the fire from the land jumped onto your boat. That's an avenue Well, I'm sure that there have been people who had their houseboats docked by a dog fire That's because you're next to it. Yeah, that's different right.
No, there's no way to catch on fire in the ocean It's the best of my knowledge. Maybe you're maybe lightning strike. Maybe you're lightning strike because that might be an option I think it'd be great. Can you get Wi-Fi on it?
I'm sure you can they got nice ones up in when we were in Vancouver with the show not so long ago I walked through a neighborhood where there was like a ton of them And I was like kind of like spying in and I saw in some instances It seemed like pretty normal families like it wasn't crusty old sea captains and it wasn't super rich people It was just like yeah, where the quirky family that lives on the boat boy goes to school in town. Hell. Yeah It might be a good idea. It's a great idea, but I'm a cowboy, so I need to be near the horse I say yeah, I think you ought to and I'm not joking you Insane salting I think you ought to live in a van.
I'm not insulted by I think it's getting there. It's a great way to live Yeah, I just live off YouTube tips for the live show. Yeah, that's enough to support van life Yeah, yeah, plus I mean you're a little bit past the peak of this but just the whole thing I pass the peak of everything. Yeah, I know what the van life thing on Instagram if you go around having exciting adventures and You grab about it.
Well, here's the other thing I found out the other day Yeah, because of my amount of followers on Instagram There's hotels that would let me stay there for free sure so if I have credit card miles because I got credit card I got credit card miles that is the silver lining of credit card debt Yeah, right so I can get flights to these destinations stay there for free Yeah, and then I could just bring like meat and dry fruit so I don't have to buy any food there Yeah, and if you squat long enough you probably become a legal owner I didn't think about but I was thinking about more seeing the sites of the world go into extravagant hotels every And then then going back to my getting dry fruit my house car And then obviously going to you know driving my house car to the barn to hang out with my horse I had a big talk of my horse the other day and discovered that my I enjoy talking to my horse more than anybody else I know I absolutely believe you and I think it's because I'm an asshole Do you want to do I want to do I do because they're really good listeners and they never interrupt me And I just like people do I just want him Superfair yeah, so maybe it was like I was really enjoying his company and I was like oh man I think I'm a dick because I just want to just want to look maybe look you know look There's some people out there that I would love to hear talk back, but they don't want to talk to me right to him saying I feel like a bill I'm not anti-social. I just don't want to talk to people who will talk to me right I feel like I went on to walk into the woods with Bill Burr. It'll be great. It'll be great I had a elevator conversation with him one time ten out of ten right like Whitney Cummings is afraid of mine Sure whenever she talks.
I'm like yeah. Yeah. Hey, this is almost as fun as when I talk See what I mean. Yeah, I'm a dick cuz I really want to get to the point where I talk again It's hard to get past that such a dude It's one thing to not just dominate the conversation and then the next step is not just simply Waiting for your turn.
I mean dude if you talk about stuff where I go no way no way well, then you keep talking But usually I'm just like I know okay talking about look Why is that what calling the Jason love show, but they called me a hundred thousand times last night Hey, somebody did somebody give the show 1999. Yeah, people are donating. I made $47 last night big money You're at a 46 right now really that'll cover a lot of floaties and bullets I got half believe I got the floaties and the bullets. I'm ready to die.
I gather that look when it comes to boring conversation How many people that you talk to ever got paid to talk for a living? I mean you've kind of got a point that you're more interesting than them. I like you just That's all I'm trying to these are just fact. Yeah, I'm not right.
It's not a main thing to say it's a factual thing to say Why don't you leave this conversation to the professional right? Junior is that it let me weave some magic are we being dicks or are we being factual where I think both fair fair fair right like Jane Simmons you could be a dick to be right Usually are that's kind of what the dick thing is Wow, yeah It's like you know, I got a job in skateboarding talking because everybody else in skateboarding sucks Hey, I'm not great. I'm just capable in Europe as time conversation is the same as everything else We can't just do everybody gets a ribbon leave it to the people who are quick to do this It's like you're good at shut the fuck up and sit in there. Yeah, good.
Thank you It's like what versus wolf would it kept going if it was a horse versus a bit if it was wolf versus wolf right? Yeah, but every now you gotta let the permit talk like oh god. Yeah, okay great 900 great So this joke this this tiktok band thing. Oh, yeah, that's gonna happen.
You don't think so no January 19th. No, yeah, when is Come over and argue rated. Oh Question probably right around there. Yeah, well so if they don't reverse it.
Yeah, I'm 53. I give a shit Dude, I said tiktok shop is the most offensive thing. It's Timo, but it's worse. I wrote a documentary about it Yeah, wait the team or about tiktok shop.
It's the biggest scam ever it sucks if anything is on tiktok shop It means it doesn't work. They do have yeah Every now and you can get a t-shirt because what is a t-shirt that spots it as true something? True classic might be that yeah, those t-shirts are good. We got some for free and I was like I still warm I was like these are good t-shirts.
Yeah, you can get them on tiktok shop I got a pair of shoes for 20 bucks. Yeah, the biggest bunion's ever white ones with dirt on them already Yeah, brand new dirty shoes tiktok shop is like if Amazon instead of you go through the stuff and go Oh, I need you know, I need some sneakers like oh, there's the Nike ones But these ones are really cheap. Maybe they're good instead It's just like yo you guys got to get these things and it's like it might sometimes it is okay Yeah, but you're just relying on the word of some dude who's getting paid to sell you that dude They're pumping alpha brain on it right now. Oh for real.
That's and of course you're just gonna hammer you with that Yeah, you're the target demo right right I did it right and it's like commercial was like hey man I feel pretty sluggish today, but then I decided to try Joe Rogan's alpha brain No, and I'm like okay, did I take it for like 10 years? No, it doesn't do that right it doesn't do anything If it does anything it's subtle if somebody invented a Pill that made you smarter more attractive and more focused with no side effects and that was affordable over the counter everybody would know about it in a fucking That's what I was saying last night like people that want to take this thing It's like hydrogen water, and it's like just like if you drank last night and you're like now you're bragging about hydrogen water You're a moron. Yep, you know, I feel like I took alpha brain, but you had fast food yesterday You're a moron. Oh, sorry.
I'm not trying to mean But it's just if you eat really clean and you don't eat any processed food and you get eight hours of sleep Fuck your pill, you know, like I'm on testosterone replacement I've been on testosterone replacement for 10 years my body changed when I changed my diet people like oh you're on steroids I'm like sure testosterone is a steroid of sorts I've been on it for 10 years look at a photo of me from fucking two years ago Look at a photo of me from eight years ago, and then look at a photo of me now. What happened? I just started eating animal based that's all it is and if I started cheating like second lady going on the road I was like, hey, I never done any get a muffin at the airport Man, I'll start to go down again start back up again And I'm like dude it is your diet like and that's we're all doing this quick fix thing Like if I take a pill or if I take a thing or this is gonna get me energized. Oh, yeah It just well, I was able to say what works I don't know I don't need to take it, but I see some fat people that look pretty skinny, but also you could Eat a strict diet and your body would completely transform.
Yeah, but I think the way we are I can say I have been to my whole life. It's not happening overnight. This thing doesn't work fucking But if it's like it's the same as like I'm not very good at comedy Have you done it for 10 years every day? Yeah, cuz you'll find things will change is it overnight?
Is it shoot up after the first two years? It doesn't it's gonna do with that You just keep going, you know, like if you eat and you don't cheat and you make sure you get sleep and you make sure you rest And you make sure you work out it your body will change if you read a book all the time You'll be a better reader like boo. It's just all wake his piss quit shit. MMM.
I'm gonna be I'm gonna be and then secretly it's too hard I'm gonna make a fake one on Instagram like do it do it off camera every day be committed and then you will be a legend I'll go one further with just in my own experience My wife was touting the benefits of intermittent fat intermittent fasting for forever And I didn't want to do it because I thought I was gonna be hungry basically It's like the easiest fucking thing in the world and I have talked to multiple people the first day or two You're like, well, this is weird. Do I feel weak? I haven't eaten in 17 hours. We gotta call yeah, finally talking you live You're live on the Jason R show.
No way. Yeah, title. Who's this? I don't believe it.
Well, you better. Who's this lady? Jenny from the block. Yeah, it's really has your ass wait that was inappropriate Sorry Jenny sounds more Spanish from the block is this really real?
Oh my god If you called the Jason L show and just so I happen to call another number I'm gonna be What's going on Jenny Well good for you, it's weird how girls out to deal breaker I won't keep guide. It's breathing cold here. Keep card. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, it seems cold Yeah, it's called. It's on the other side of the the country there Jenny. Do you smoke?
Yeah? I do wow that was harsh Michael, what's your brand? I'm American spirit. Oh, no filter.
So it on nobody knows what's going on is color What feel it on his color sell it on. Yeah, it's a color. What do you mean? It's a color.
Well, it on is a color. It's like a sagey green color And how is that working out for you? Sorry, so I think it's I think that's cooler than vaping Yeah, I was thinking about vaping, but I'm not really sure I'm sure that you should not do it. You should stick to what you're doing I think that the more like old school a way of smoking tobacco the cooler that it is so smoking cigarettes is better than vaping But you really smoke is cooler right, but then best of all if you started smoking a pipe Lady smoking a pipe is so hot.
I'm Kate card. I'm a fisherman jacket. Oh, I mean me. Let me see your car.
Yeah, that's hot You can open like a fish Sick junk smoke in a pipe man. I whatever you want. Jettie. Whatever you can have whatever you wanted I would do whatever you wanted.
Hey, listen everybody had the vice, right? Yeah, you know, I keep it to myself I don't blow it in baby spaces or anything What do you do for a living? I'm an artist. I own a gallery here.
Wow What kind of art do you do if it makes a glass fusion? Glass fusion. I've been to that. It's different than glass blowing Mmm, you know what is glass fusion you make like sculptures or what is what is it?
We mostly do dishware and vases dishware Yeah, we make flower plates and what more than that? You know, we have really cool other stuff to you, you know, we do but it's Basically you use combs to heat up the glass. Oh, what's the coolest piece of art that you've made? Personally, I really like doing them.
I do this whole line of what I call vegicidal tendencies Nice, so it's like vegetables that are angry at like 15 years ago. I started making these paintings and like I did like, you know, led the impaler, but it's all vegetables or you know It's like a cartoon. You know, fine. Yeah, you know, what do you have an Instagram or anything?
Not really have a website. What's that? Side and sugar calm say that again, but slow side and striker calm if anybody wants to check out her suicidal vegetables hit her up They're very subtle Bad thanks for calling the show, Jenny. Thank you.
I appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks for answering this been really wild I listened to you for a long time. So it's really cool.
Do you still listen? Yeah here and there not as much as like back in the day, you know But you know, you know, yeah, I do unfortunately well it is what it is, you know nice to have you drop by thanks for stopping by You guys are really cool. Thanks a lot. Bye, Jenny.
Bye. Yeah She's I don't know why I like I used to I don't think I could ever date a girl that's like cigarettes and now I could Comes and goes. I understand it's never got never come ever is the first time. Yeah, I mean have I had sex with a girl It's okay, but that's actually a lot of things.
I mean, but yeah, I'm just saying like all of a sudden now I'd be like yeah, yeah, like vaping I still don't care but it's like less offensive but more offensive in another way It's less physically off-putting, but it makes me think less as a person. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, it's get a sticky, you know, you roll your own Siggies, I'll lick your butt.
I still kind of like the smell of Like it reminds me of like when I was a kid being around like more exciting grown-up fun a lady There's a certain kind of combination of perfume and cigarette smell that to me is like I said It's like grown up fun, but actually sticking my tongue in that is a totally different story But if if Jenny there wants to smoke a pipe while I perform kind of lingus I'm all about it Yeah, so I can see you ready, but I'm in oh my goodness. Yeah, I want to get up in that you ever say to go in Thailand some kind of a beef No, yeah in person Legally, uh-huh. I don't see why you need to like about that. Yeah, right cool.
Yeah, that's pretty cool Would you say that it made you more less or the same level of attraction to her? Man, that's a tough one right. I will say I wasn't hot. I love a girl who can blow smoke rings out of her But I can't say it totally makes me respect her right well.
No, I respected him all for it in a way Oh, yeah, I know why you respect a little bit respect the ability another yeah, right? Yeah, it's like watching a woman siphon dinner like a woman siphon gas. I respect you that's how It doesn't necessarily make me think that you're the mother of my children. Oh, I do okay.
Yeah, I just wonder what sir If my kids mom did that I'd like man. I blew it. I should not have left her I was a little low and you know the neighbor said that plenty of that somebody's tags Yeah, did the old siphon Yeah, real quick on the tick-tock thing what people forget because again People would rather talk about exciting nonsense than boring reality is it's not getting banned like full stop It would be banned if they didn't sell it. So I'd have to think they're gonna sell it So I would have to think that a push came to shove they would sell it yeah Yeah, it's a gold mine of course and then there's all these people that have all this money Right, and why wouldn't you just buy it like extra stuff to make money from when you already have about you like heart didn't work out?
I don't care. I'm I have one hundred billion dollars, right? You know, some people have enough money that they could give everybody in this country a million dollars each that much Could you imagine if everybody here got a million dollars? Well, I'm no economist But like if everybody got a million dollars then nobody gets a million dollars because all of a sudden everybody has the same amount of money to spend And in all the shickets like I mean if if if If 10,000 people go down to the Mercedes dealership tomorrow and they're like I will I want to buy that car and they Will I have that many back all of them to say is we making more of a cities It in the short term a lot of people would be willing to go all pay this much.
I'll pay this much in the price You can't go that high if I get a million dollars supply and demand, you know if you get a million dollars You shouldn't buy Mercedes bands some people do really dumb things You know, well, then that's I mean then they back in they back in yeah in a tent in a couple months It's why what is it like you know, whatever percentage people who in the lottery end up broke X amount of years like you don't know how to handle money You don't know how much money you get you don't have any money ask me If I ever get my hands on a little bit of money, you know, Jason you're gonna do your bit or oh, yeah, our mark So all right, okay, so hold on we're gonna I just what but for the podcast people should we tell them that you should be a surprise, right? Okay, but like what's happening right now is not gonna end up on the finished pod is it? I mean it can be why on earth would we leave this bit in where I'm stalling? Oh, oh this specific part No, we can cut that out for sure So that's what I was saying before Jason left We ought to have done something like yeah, and if you think this was exciting wait until you see the big We could look at some new stuff will be joining us for a second next yeah We can do that but once again I'm gonna go back to the original question which is is this still the show or am I just the the halftime entertainment for the chocolate heads on YouTube?
I'm fine. What if we just sort of see how it goes, you know, and then decide so I was taking a look into In the I believe unlikely event that the tiktok is going to be banned and it would be massive It's like it's it's actually not the biggest social media, but it sure seems like the biggest time suck diversion for people nowadays There's like way more people, you know, it would have been hard. How old are you Jake? I'm 25 It would have been Hard to imagine when I was your age that there would ever be something that would Demand more eyeballs and like all of the TV networks put together.
Yeah, but that's like where tiktok is nowadays So I was wondering it's almost unfathomable that something like that could go away and yet if it's if that's what the Supreme Court rules And that is maybe what's going to happen So I was wondering who's going to benefit in that case and Facebook is actually still bigger than tiktok And I'm sure some people if it you know like if you've all had that experience where you have some site that you really like going to Yeah, did you ever have a site that you really like going to it like tumbler was a thing and then tumbler based Well, you know, I don't even I don't even use tiktok myself. Okay, I deleted it a while ago. Why did you do that? Well, it just took too much of my time.
Did you feel you needed to save yourself from tiktok? Yeah, of course, okay And then like I don't know about those Chinese conspiracies about the Chinese government spying on you like collecting data through you Yes, what would be your what would be your personal concern about? Well, I don't really have anything so I'm not doing it Like I'm not committing any illegal activities. So I personally was worried Yeah, but it was more just like a time consuming aspect of it I was like I gotta get off of this and what happened was I just go on Instagram reels now I just you know, which is it's designed to be it's the same thing.
It's the same thing enough about you Jake. We've got a Massive celebrity guest yes Jake do you want to guess what famous yes who Vince Neil? Who's Vince Neil? That's what I would expect you to say I'm not aware of Olympic legend.
Do you think Caitlyn? Excuse me. I was never in the Olympics. Yeah, you are that I'm not him sure you are.
I'm her wait I'm confused hello and welcome back to the show Caitlyn Jenner. Yes. Thank you. Yes I you were not in the Olympics formerly.
I would not I don't like you were you born as a late middle-aged woman? Yes, I'm 75. I'm 87. I don't know like I think I'm 92.
I probably get to the bottom of it. I'm thinking about racing cars. Okay. Yes I'm an excellent car driver.
Oh, that's right accident. Right. I decided to train you are 75 years old never yes I'm very attractive for 75 pretty hot. Yeah, a lot of people say that.
Yeah Oh wow very big man. Some people are into that. Yes, how are you? Are you?
Vehicular or something else I don't mean it. Oh my might be a few others that I don't know about right? Oh, Jay was a good friend of mine. Who knows what you went up to before you were born eight years ago.
That's true Right anything is basically a newborn. Yep. Yes, my ex-wife Bruce was loose. I don't know who that is But I believe that I should be in a man's bathroom.
I'm not gonna stop you good. Yeah Wait, you believe you should be in a man's bathroom against transgues. Oh, okay, right? Women should not play sports Can you bring up a picture of Bruce Valanche?
Wow, yeah, you're dropping bombs throw in haymakers. Yeah non Olympic legend Caitlyn Jenner Thank you non-convicted murderer Caitlyn Jenner coming in throwing haymakers. I dodged that bullet. You should should women be in the kitchen.
Yes, I'm doing what? Fixing my husband dinner Should you be actually who you look like I'm in the kitchen you're in the kitchen where I belong. Okay, you like it there I do. Uh-huh.
I like to pull a yes. I like makeup people's aside. What can you cook strudel? Why is I've always wondered Caitlyn Jenner?
What is strudel? It's a delightful pastry. Okay, tell me more. There's jammin it is there Mm-hmm.
I can put some oh, I make them in the toaster. Uh-huh. Toaster shrubs. Yes Well, I vote in the chakra over here.
I'm Susie homemaker. Look my background does not you don't have a background I didn't to she I don't have a lot of coffee You were just snapped to life as a mid- middle-aged lady on the PCH. What happened? I was trying to do my makeup, but it's not easy because I'm new to it.
Sure. And yes, I accidentally hit those people Right, but they were also in my way, right? Which you know watch out here comes here comes a big Jenner As you know to your friends. I'm sure that's what the ladies call me.
Is that what they your friends? Yes, I play gold Okay, and I tee off mm-hmm on the girls Tt, uh, that's what they call it. You know why? Cuz you're a lady.
Thank you. All right. Yes Big fan of you know the fires are happening the Los Angeles. Yes, my children did not burn.
I'm glad to hear that I'm not Little shits they are I uh, stepchildren. I like them. Okay What's the difference? Oh, they gave me this uh, and they told me to be dish and made me incredibly attractive for a 75-year-old woman like this Yeah, sure.
I'm trying to sound like me. That's not what I sound. I see you are considering another run to become California's governor It's never been a better time. Yeah, I mean the field is wide open at this point Gavin Newsroom should spend less money on his hair gel I tend to agree with it.
No Gibson a lot of facts. Yeah, is that what he said? I like that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah No, I speaks from his soul.
I've always said I would prefer to not vote for a man who physically resembles American Psycho Yes, yeah, I don't have a lot of like hardcore political positions, but that's always been one for me I like it because you know how to treat a woman. Oh really is he a little bit little handsy if they don't listen That's kind of the way it goes Gavin Newsom is a little slap happy. No, no Gibson. Oh, yeah, yeah, right Gavin Newsroom is a pushy girl Lee man.
Yes, girly man. Uh-huh. He's a girl. I see I've got a bigger pushy than him which make the alpha Trying to figure out the pecking order he should pee in the girls bathroom, but you should be Wherever I wonder it's bad all other trans people should go back where they came from.
Oh my goodness, which is China? Of course. Wow. Yeah, are you happy now China mission accomplished?
Yes, somewhere Chinese whoever the guy is in charge of China laps He sent all of his thinking about Fighting Jake Paul. Okay. It only makes sense. Thank you.
Yeah, he doesn't know what I have under my sleeve. No, I'm not sure you do Yes, she's a goni weaver somebody I would like to fight. I guess it's a great It's the matchup that's everybody wants to see but after I defeat her I was gonna make that fight Jake Paul Yes, I see you you you're a little old for Sarah Jessica Parker to fight Mike Tyson That is a perfect next fight for about the same age Mike. You're a little bit older his ashes flatter than mine His ass was pretty shocking.
Yes. He needs more steroids. At least in the ass area. Yeah squats.
Do you ever do any roads? Oh, yes. Oh, Naturally, that's why I'm still so attractive for my age. Right.
Yes. Yes a lot of decker decker. Oh, yeah, that's that's And a ball is a stage. Wow not a dicker plenty of a lot of hot dicker hot dicker right in that big old yours I'm a woman, but I like women.
Okay. Yes, you're a lesbian. Yes. All right.
That's something I can get behind Yeah, how's that has the lesbian scene the ladies love the Jenner? Uh-huh, of course right because I know what a woman wants because you're what I want Right, right. Yeah, have you seen me try you think you know what women want more than the average lesbian. Oh, yes, interesting Lot of lesbians are basically men who should go to the woman's bathroom Because that's where they're anatomically supposed to be I think most lesbians do go to the women I've had a full vagina op This is breaking vagina up.
I have a vagina. You have a full vagina. I'm a lady. Wow.
Okay. I mean I guys I thought you already did No, no, I still have a penis really, but you just said you have a vagina Oh, just no, you didn't know but for the Jason our show. This is breaking new world exclusive. It's in a world exclusive You have a vagina.
Yes, that's exciting news. It is for my lesbian lover. I'm sure it was big fruits and breadwood Bread word is burning is it it's going to yeah, unfortunately, but I have a key to the underground tunnels. Oh, right?
And they got stop us down there. Yeah, right right. They know me by name. Yeah, most people.
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