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The whole thing. Being a dentist. Absolutely not. Where's my **** myself over?
I've been an administrator and a dentist because I own several locations. And I have to settle. Yes. So you're rich.
I'm well off. Why don't you pay these guys more money? You sound like Ethan from Extruder. Now we get back.
Welcome to the show. Did you know that you're a Jesus? Yeah. Welcome to the show.
Turn that thing in my guff. Welcome Jimmy Lee. Thanks for having me guys. I appreciate it.
So you are the colorful guy. Thank you. Is that good or bad? I don't know.
We'll see. Okay. So if I so good. Appreciate that.
You're going to keep touching me? I like you. Not that way though. Right.
Because you got rainbow data. No, no, it's just my attractions. Right. In the hair.
It's like suspect. What do you think about the hair? It's weird. It's weird.
Mike, what do you think? I can see how it plays on camera sitting here right next to it every time you turn. I get like a different angle on what parts of your actual scale I'm able to see. Don't let your not tell the viewers that.
So what? It's receding? Well, kind of like the humor. Yeah.
I mean, you know that's a weird look, right? Do you think it's weird? I think it's normal. I think it's like it's weird.
I mean, I feel like if I'm saying it's weird. I mean, I really haven't. Do you think that these guys think that it's normal? Yes.
I guess they're with me every day. I feel sorry. Are you drugging them? Actually, yes.
Do you have a lot of baby oil lotion in your mansion? No, no, no. Right. You don't because these guys look, I mean, he he he looks like you.
Are you okay being here? Like, if you like, tap twice if you want to be out because I'll get down. Just one tap. One tap.
So he wants to see. One tap. Yeah, no, he's just going to tap a couple of times if you want to live. Right.
You're right, Jake. Jake, what about him? Well, he looks all right. He looks like he's just some dude.
He looks like he maybe came here by choice, but this kid's got no, no, no. I think he's being held by under the will. No, no, no, no. Does your mom know you're here?
He doesn't look like he's old enough to legally consent to me. He seems young. How old are you, dude? 26.
Okay, that's all right. It's all right. I don't want anybody under 24 or in my house. You know, it's not like 24 year olds.
You know, your brain hasn't fully developed until you're 25. And a lot of times these days, that's not true either. It's my security. Okay.
Yeah. The dogs bark. They're not very ferocious, but they bark and then I come out and kill everybody. Okay.
So they're afraid of you? No, no, they're my alarm system. How many do you have? I sold three.
25. No, you don't. They've got a couple on the roof as well. Is that true?
It's like a crew element out there. I've got a horse too. Do you really? Yeah, I'm getting another horse.
She's like animals. I do. Yeah, I believe that I feel like I am one and the more animals I have around me, the more I I feel like I'm a part of the jungle of life. Okay.
You understand? You're like the Dr. Morel of dogs. Yeah, there it is.
Give it time. Why do you love animals? You grew up with them? Yeah, yeah.
My mom was somebody that always had animals and then she was a bartender and everybody knew that she would take care of animals. So people used to leave boxes of puppies at the door and instead of my- They'd have a ton of animals. Anybody want to kill an animal, they'd leave it at the pub and my mum would live with us. So you'd have a lot of animals so you're following suit on those?
Yeah, like I used to sleep like I would wake up and it'd be cats and dogs all over me. Wow. And it just became like that. You used to it.
Yeah. Do you have cats or just dogs? I have everything. You have a mix of match.
Yeah, I had a rabbit but somebody ate it. But no big cats. Like a lion? Not like a sick freak.
Well, if the show gets bigger, then yeah, I would have a lion. A tiger king. They have a big thing out of it. I wouldn't do that because I feel like those guys, I want to be a friend of a tiger or a lion, not just like come outside and poke the bear.
You know, I need to spend a lot of quality time. You want to be like Steve Irwin almost. Yes. A lot like Steve Irwin in America.
He truly loved animals. That's what I do. I truly love animals. We have very similar.
Yeah. So, what do you have a lion coming? We do. Yes.
That. I don't like, I don't wear, I do wear shorted shoulders here, but not today. You don't wear the green fatigues. No, I don't like that color.
Not a khaki guy. Not a khaki guy. But if I, and I would never marry his wife, she's not hot enough for me. Would you marry, remember that show?
The bounty hunter, that blonde? I would never marry his wife. Or him. Not my type.
Yeah. They look very similar. They look like they're related. They look like two dudes.
Yeah, I mean, I guess that's one way to cover it. Yeah. That's one way to cover it. You were dentists.
Do you still have that job? Yeah. My passion is obviously my entertainment. I just, I breathe with love it.
What makes you want to be, what's that? It doesn't pay the bills, Jay. Because you know they need a taming. Thanks.
Thanks for that. Well, I'm not saying, it's not hurting. It's not hurting now. You're hitting a little.
It's more of a, it's more of a, Jewish thing. Don't try to get me to be same. I want to give you the Jewish guilt. I'm Jewish.
Are you really? Yeah. Why don't look at me? If it was Jacob, you could sell.
I don't look, I don't look Jewish to you. No, Jason. Jason's not a Jewish name? Maybe it could be.
Well, that's right. Ellis, this isn't the black name. I'm like Lenny Kravitz. Where are the Kravitz?
Yeah, it was a black. Yeah, which is pretty cool. Yeah. So, but I'm not saying you're not entertaining.
I definitely think you're entertaining. It's just the masses haven't figured it out yet, so that you still have to be a dentist. Yeah. Do you think they're not?
Do you think you're entertaining? Well, I get compliments that I'm a character sometimes my jokes are funny. But just me and around people, the energy and the love and, you know, the vibe. They really enjoy it.
And I have a lot of, I'm building a, a fanbase by just constantly being out on the street because it's what I enjoy in New York like every week. I mean, I used to come twice, you come four times a year, and I'm an older guy, and I'm hustling like a young guy. And it's not for money. You know, it's for right here.
It's just, I have this yearning to just go out and have fun and have ready for this. You're going to laugh, but to have strangers love me and come up to me and recognize me in one of picture. And it makes me feel really happy. I don't know if that's band, Mike, or good, but it could be from just my childhood, you know, the void of the love from mom.
I don't know. I can relate to that. Well, Bobby Lee, when we were one, he said, we were talking a little like this, and he said, I can relate to what you're saying, because he sounded like he had a similar thing. Do you feel like you were an elected child?
Well, mom was by polar, and dad took care of mom. My brother and I were 10 years old, making our own sandwiches, and we're doing a lot for ourselves. Mom's been bed depressed, day after time. My dad's taken a psychiatrist, and then, you know, my mom took her own life when I was 30.
Sorry, dude. Yeah, and then, you know, I got married to a beautiful, like, Asian girl, who's finally adopted me, because they loved me, and I'm deep down a good person. You know, and I've been with my wife. I was in dental school, she was in college.
And I kind of knew when I met her that I wanted to marry her, because I think when you date a lot of girls, and, you know, when I was like, I was looking, I had real hair that looked like this. So you got around? Yeah, but I played the field enough to know what I wanted, and I'm glad I married her, and, you know, I always get around. I say, I'm not chasing girls, I'm chasing fame and fomo and love from fans.
And I'm insecure in that, I like an entourage of people around me. Do you pay them or do you just, just keep them around like hot dogs or something? No, I would say, I'm always generous in me, you know, I don't know that, and I try to pay something, Jason, because I'm not really making money at it. But I have people that come out, because they love me, like, people are a good example who does windows and cabinets, and I don't pay him, but he's a once a weaker guy, but he does content, he's coming out every day.
I do pay some, but the point I'm trying to say is I have this love for comedy and to be known and recognized for it. And it just makes me feel like the feeling I get is like, hi, it's like if someone did a drug, I don't do drugs and drink, I never did either. But that's like, I mean, I just, when I started, I mean, I don't recommend you do it your whole life, but dabbling in some jokes and alcohol, it's pretty fun. They've got their moments.
That's all the same. So here's what happened to me, I got educated very young. He knows for sure. I got educated real young, I remember in the beginning of the school we were in courses with medical students.
And I remember freshman year in a pathology course, there was a guy and he said, I'm gonna give you advice and I'm gonna explain why. He said, don't smoke cigarettes ever, don't drink alcohol and don't do the sun very much. And then he went into this two hour lecture and I'm 22 and you know what, I listen. You don't go in the sun?
Very little. Right. And alcohol, if anything, a sambuco wants it a blue moon, just when I travel. That's the choice.
That's the choice that you would go for when you go for something. Yeah. Let me guess, you put an espresso bean in it. Three beans and it has to be nice.
Some party. Yeah, like a Jersey shit. Hard core. And cigarettes, any type of tobacco is of course an engine.
So you're just looking to get COP data, you can get a mouth cancer. So like, I'm just giving you. Oh, it's your dentistry. Yeah, it's being educated a little bit medically and mentally that makes you think things out a little bit before you know.
I heard being a dentist makes you want to commit suicide. Well, they do have a high rate. Yeah. And I will say.
Are you depressed? No, no, no, but I will say a second. Have you ever been depressed? Sure.
Sure. A guy, I didn't know him, but he has that. I had an office down the shore. I grew up and about a year ago my cousin calls me and he says, someone's so son, who's a dentist.
He just committed suicide on himself. So when you say that, you know, it's not even a joke. A lot of dentists. No, I know.
I'm saying it. I'm saying it. I'm going to quit the job before I check out. What do you think so depressing about being a dentist?
Um, I know I'm older and I'm tired of doing it. But the whole idea of being a dentist, absolutely not. Can I tell you? Where's my killing myself over?
But I'm tired. I've been an administrator and a dentist because I own several locations. And I have to several. Yes.
So you're rich. I'm well off. Why don't you pay these guys more money? You sound like Ethan from H3.
Well, I can tell these guys are broke. Do you guys think that when he dies, you're going to get some of his money? Do you think that you're going to end up? Because you're filming your uploading stuff.
Do you think that maybe you're going to be the YouTube star that he isn't? Well, he's a content creator. Right. That's insane.
He's a videographer photographer. They're waiting for you. They're my partners. I'm not doing it for money.
Yeah. But they're doing this for money. If we hit, we share. I don't care if I hit.
When he gets big, he's not going to give you any. You know that, right? I had a handshake deal with him. Yeah.
That may be funny. First, you're coming with me and we're sharing. I don't know if you get big E bringing him with you. I would hope I come with him and we share.
You want? If I make him jimmy lee shit at the end. Right. But if you make your own stuff, are you bringing him with you?
I mean, that's a no. You realize that, right? Yes. I hope it is.
I packed with him about that, James. But he's from the youth. The youth don't respect the elders. You packed it.
If you make it big, you'll give him money for the rest of the hormone therapy? No. What I did was I did a handshake deal like Sinatra would do. And I said, you know, we're doing this together.
We're doing the Icomicosie pie. We're working hard. Yeah. And if I go, you're coming with me.
I'm going to do it with all my gosh. We're not making money at this. We're doing this. He comes out to meet me in my hotel.
He's got the biggest. He gets he's always excited to do this stuff. It's so crazy fun. It's crazy fun.
Are you guys having as much fun as he is? We all are. You are. It's crazy.
What we do? What's the most fun thing that you do? What are you talking about? No, he's not on a microphone.
You tell me. So, Sanjanaeiro, the famous festival, Little Italy downtown. So, Jason, we were down there for two weekends. And the shit we did in the skits and what we create, that's just so electric.
And finally, we do it at Pink's Hot Dogs here. We just create, I don't know what it is, a buzz. And I had over 200 fans come to Pink's last time today, the Greek show with Ethan. And, you know, it's just a great feeling people come out and they make it.
Wait, 200 people came to Pink's to see you not get a hot dog. For fanfare for me, correct. And you perform for them? Yeah, what we do is we do a promotion for the business.
The owner comes out, feeds all my people free. I make a hot dog. We do a live Instagram and they get a ton of business from it. Wow.
I don't want anything from it. I just want to be loved. And I help my Mr. Pink.
I'm like friends with him, the owner. There's no reason to do it. But just for love and to just have fans come. Do it for money, I charge your money.
Two hundred people come. He gives them all free hot dogs. He's just doing it for people. You're not doing it for money because you have seven dental.
I have five. I have three now. But you have money as well. Because I say that I'm smart with money.
The bottom line is that you have money. I'm not super rich if that's what you say. But I'm well off. I feel like there's a, depending on who you are, having a lot of money and being well off.
I feel like if you have a slightly, you know that some people, they never could, they want more no matter what they get. Why? Who doesn't want that? But you can go to dinner, you can go to vacation with your wife.
Correct. You know like when you start going well, I need a private jet Right, but you've had enough to go on a vacation probably fly business with you why for something like that That's only that's that's living that's living on top. I live here. You're the king, but you want to be famous You want people to love you on the streets you recognize that's changed.
Well, I want that's an experience realize that right? I'm not trying to be funny because you're talking about guy with a lot of insecurity Oh, you feel on the same as not anymore not anymore, but I did I said when I had a radio show where it was like a pretty big Radio show in serious exam my goal was to be famous I wanted to be a famous person so you're like I used to say it telekin tell can back me up I used to say to back used to say fuck the money or fuck the fame. I want the money and I'd be like that you to park I said that many times if yes, and tell me but they said they want the money not to fame Well, I used to want to fame not the money that's how I am right, but now I can't anymore because now you want the money No, I don't want I don't want any of it. Oh, you don't want neither No, I just want to be happy what made me what made you change realizing that I'm a gluttonous pig in this world And I'll never be satisfied.
I know what I want so now. It's just about can I help people I would like to be I would have enough money like I said to have a vacation with my girlfriend or Buy like food at a restaurant where any restaurant that's to me that that still involves being pretty rich these days So I do what I do want to be wealthy. Oh, you want to point your life where you have money like no I'm completely broke what you doing well in comedy Brianna told me and you have this yeah, Brianna's my manager She's she blows smoke. I'm an up and coming comedian on his way up I don't make shit from it and I used to know I respect you you're honest.
Yeah, I'm honest You could lie and puff you're being honest. Yeah, I don't know why I would lie in puff of it. I don't care if you like me I'm not doing like no, I'm saying with me You know, I just I just I would like I'm working very hard to be Successful enough to be in a situation to help more people you're like a kind guy I tried to be like you're trying to like mine a little bit a lot what your job It was fragmented into a little bit. Yeah, I like we're a little similar there It just seems like where you are like in your career you've made a lot with your career And now you're on this thing where I feel like now I'm a little ahead of you on this where I wanted to be famous Then when I did become pretty famous, I realized it wasn't really what I thought it would be like I thought that they're once I made it to like hey, it's him that that would make me happy and then I realized it No, we mean they'll say that to me too.
He said once you haven't it's when you eat out people I can't actually come over to take a picture doesn't make you happy It does hold me down in the pot. He's right and he said you would be way more than I'm He said if you do get famous, it's not gonna make you happy He said you just said that to me. Yeah second one is said this podcast is sponsored by miracle made the greatest sheets of all time in the history The universe yeah, I got miracle made on my bed And now I had one miracle made sheet and the fitted sheet and the pillowcases one set that's what I had and then I had three Other normal ones and at first I was like whatever and you know, I hit my head a lot and I can't remember stuff But then I was like, you know what when I put the other ones on they're not as good They're kind of jank and then obviously doing the reads and realizing that and that's her inspired blah blah blah But it's like breathable. They I'm like whatever swear I don't believe you but the bottom line is is I sleep better with miracle made and now I can't believe I'm saying I don't I got more I bought more I didn't even use my discount code I just got more because when I change when I watch the other ones I don't want the other jank on miracle made all the way through that's what I do now I'll create your sleep miracle made go to Try miracle calm slash Alice try miracle calm slash Alice try miracle made sheets today and Whether you're buying them for yourself or for a gift look you could buy a gift for somebody But you need to buy for yourself So you really know what kind of a gift you're giving people order them today And you save 40% and if you use the promo code Alice at checkout you'll get three free towels and save an extra 20% What a deal miracle is so confident in their product that they should be it's backed by 30 day money back guarantee So if you're on a hundred percent satisfied you can get a full refund if you get a full refund send those other ones to me I've great just upgraded sleep with miracle made go to try miracle.com slash Alice use the code Alice to claim your free free Peace towel set and say 40% off again.
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I am generally. Oh, that's a doubt. So you're not that happy I'm I'm voided that I just want to be loved by the world and you know my world So I'm voided there But when you hear people like myself and how he tell you that is it is not gonna make you happy I still want it because you want to know your you want to read in a book you want to experience it yourself I want it right and then when you get me it is I'm appreciative of that but I want it Isn't that weird? No, I do believe you guys.
It's not I don't think it's just when it comes to fame It's it's the human nature it's human experience people need to find out for themselves. We try as parents We try to tell our kids don't do this don't do that thing you to make the run and they learn on their own We're doing that with our kids now me my wife. You have children two boys. How are they so Blake is um He's a sophomore and dental school.
He's 24 and Colby is 21. He's a junior in college. Does he want to be this as well? Mm-hmm both of them.
Mm-hmm Wow and there's smart kids and a nice kids. Why is Asian? So our kids are mixed Mm-hmm same here. You want Asian?
She is my children are not dentists. Why do you think smart guy? Why do you think that well what made you marry an Asian? Wait a minute.
I gotta talk to Mike for a second. It's absolutely nothing to do with the race. I like her Oh, see I you sought out the Asian race. I needed an idea of fever Jason.
Wow idea what they called it in those things Yeah, people thought I had the larias again. I got the elephant for the girls the Asian girl So you found yours that you fell in love with yes because you loved her. Hey, I guess what her Japanese Japanese The best the best kind you get try what we in a shop buying whatever yellow fever we can go anywhere we want I'm Chinese. That's good to you.
They're all right. She's a person her all right. She'll kill us if she hears this lady I heard Chinese do that. Oh, that was Japanese.
I'm just I'm just riffing with you after the other thing. Sorry What do your sons think of your coming career? So my younger son's like me understands my older son's more embarrassed because he's quiet like my wife So he's the smartest one. Yeah, yeah, and they're a little bit embarrassed But I think they they are starting to understand why I'm screwed up and I do this because of my childhood because they're a little bit older Now so they understand a little bit more when when they were young they just even did therapy I Tried a little bit of it and you know what Mike um tell me I'm just me and I'm older now And you know what Jason?
I'm just me I'm gonna you can't catch it back in the bottle and Mike. I'm not Changing my age. I'm gonna be serious old soon. I'm not changing.
Well, they almost 60. So I'm not changing I'm not changing. Okay. I'm not a mental health professional.
It would seem to me perhaps you got short changed on having a full childhood or Field like you guys now. No, no, no, that's that's that's that's correct That's what the therapist had said is he left on when in empty suitcase and you seek love from everybody because you didn't get it at Your house. Mm-hmm, and I think he's right. I must have been terrible because we forget how much we've all evolved But what Mike here's the after thing I'm older and I know this and I know getting famous when we happy yet I still am out on the streets like a 30 year old on weekends and it's 830 We're chipperion is eating I want to film on these guys go these are the 25 years ago I'm he's also go guys Let's go another hour to go no and I got to drive home to ours and they get to take a train to me Oh, no, no, no, no, there is something wrong with me, but I'm okay with I like I love all this shit I would do this seven days a week Mike almost free what as opposed to being a dentist when I'm in the dental office Jason I'm working on a patient and I'm thinking about what I'm gonna order chipperion is on Saturday or what or what our agenda is like that My mind isn't even there Mike.
Yeah, what I'm sure you know I want to go to you to get my teeth but wait a minute you want to hear the most effed up thing, Jason? Sure, and my dental system says this your work. I'm so OCD and ADD as a dentist my work is perfect my temporary crowns will be permanent crayons my dentures fit with no post-ops My work's gorgeous. I lost interest in it But my work is stellar and when they say it's very sad that your work because we had an associate let go I keep redoing his work your work and your customers love you I treat my customers like gold especially the ones that spend like they treat me my hotel and have this boutique Beautiful practice with ice people.
I just Jason lost interest in it But when you say you don't want to go to me if you went to me now change my mind You wouldn't know you wouldn't know that I feel like that My work at work no, I'm normal work. I'm normal. I talk to people I do nice things for people and it works beautiful You mean nice things. Oh high-rollers that come in I send them down to Allen land birdies for dinner I do it you take a patient to dinner now I if someone's about spending dropping money Yeah, I call the GM and I say I'm sending to my customers down after they've been to the dentist they eat food now What happens to say you come in and spend like ten large with me?
Yeah, what would a dental high-roller be spending? What does ten large get me? Well, I'm just I'm just gonna use a number. Let's say you spent 10 12 15 you and your wife or you I'm gonna send you out to dinner when you call for an appointment I'm gonna take something out of hygiene put you right then.
I'm gonna treat you're I'm gonna take care of you What am I getting that's that expensive? Yeah, I'm gonna play at work five unit bridges dentures precision dentures of great Circodent crayons dentistry expensive. Wow even with insurance. Well insurance is really that anything does it?
It's getting worse than they're covering less than now. Why is that or revenues are now becoming more predominantly patients paying then insurance? Well, they really since covid, you know, I have meetings with my operations manager about it and we have to now Have a policy that you know you guys some insurance companies stop paying on things like major procedures and we have this policy with customers You're gonna pay something up front. We're gonna submit your claim and if they pay it we'll send you the money Well, the insurance companies Jason in the last say you're in half of cutback So our patient revenues for a company used to be 50 50 there's 75% patients and 25% Does that mean less people come to the dentist?
No, it means insurance companies are budgeting us so they can make more profit They're screwing me, but what they're really indirectly doing like is they're screoning their customer. They charge it I'm almost done with insurance is like my operations can that mean people what color Tip metal can you get for teeth? So I want to have old gold teeth like all my teeth golden Just a couple what do you think of the work Jason's got so he has full gold crowns They're expensive because gold expensive is your county of crowns expensive. It's because the county I don't rocks a county.
There's a conny is old porcelain no matter I'm leaving cubic the conny. I was like no no and then what the traditional crown is is a porcelain tomato or porcelain gold Crap, which is like metal underneath and the porcelain that makes it looks like some top You gotta got to get toilet in your mouth. Well, which I can all be a tough yeah The old bathtub's when we're very young where where there's hard bathtubs It was metal and porcelain I feel about Kanye's teeth Kanye West yes, there's ever enough he has Stupid teeth in my teeth. No, they're like carbon fiber or something.
They're like gray. I'll show you Yeah, look you got divorced today from who from who the new one and the new one yeah, it's too bad I was running for those two. Yeah, I thought they're gonna make it mark it was naked everywhere. Yeah, she was great I mean for that so what did he do to its teeth?
It looks like he has masking tape He might be in temps. No, I don't know. Yeah, he's getting something done. That's not a permit thing.
Let me see We said it apparently a lot of money for those pile of shit teeth There's some type of tip. You know what he probably has under that He probably has some implants and they have to heal and lock into the bone and then I'm gonna give him a round house implant bridge So how much for a full gold grill? Well gold crown a gold crown now you gotta remember I'm in shelter in New York at private to grant we charge for a regular Crowns 1200 for zirconia 1400 a gold craft 1400 why because I'll have bills more money It's not making a lot more you but if you went to New York the crowns would be like 2000 or maybe a Beverly Hills 2000 Of course the cost of living more, but so how long were you a dentist? I'm assuming the whole time somewhere deep inside I've been a dentist since like the late 80s till now and all time.
I'm sorry harboring the dream I don't know how it's getting worse. It's getting worse. Mike is I'm getting older. I understand that yeah Yeah, because you know you figure now you have more money less time Of course, so you get a little panic you like you want to get more shoots in you want to try to get platform no more podcast Yeah, and you want to try to really blow up now.
Well, you know what I've come to realize I'm not as old as you're not saying you're very old if you don't let me in 47 and how old 52 okay? This week, but you just realize At a certain point in the last couple years I realized other things I said I want to do someday Some days got to come and for you some day is here the time is now time now for me You might be great ten years from now, but that's not guaranteed right now You want to do it right now you have the resources to do it and I'm in my health Jason now How do I know how I'll be in ten years? I'm not what's going on horse horse from what would you just we were doing? So I could bongs with your teenage friends.
I know we were doing three comedy and venison for street comedy What are you singing? No just kidding around with you You hone in on you? You like really work in your craft like a comedian or how does it work for you? Are these jokes or these riffs or do you have material?
I've written so many jokes and then I'm very go of a situational comedy So I'm on the street and I'll see an Asian guy, and I'll say I told you no start you on the collar I've told you twice and you know you're steaming me up my wife's aggravated She told me she don't want to pay to go I'm gonna give you another shot and tell your wife next time and I see you know doc sauce We like the mustard sauce so you're a little comic it's a little bit like Tom Ricksal's do you do racism jokes for any other race or is it just a no no nobody's example whether you're a race You're your fatter thing older young Joe is your Protestant I feel like not miracles you have to laugh at yourself and have fun and enjoy but number one I'm not gonna be here forever You see you're laughing at yourself is something we all do I make fun of myself too But as a comedian I work with a crowd and I get to see how things go and I adjust accordingly because of the crowd that I'm telling the jokes to Correct you're telling I do that to one you do stand up as well I did stand up for four years, you know I shot four years is not very long You know, but it wasn't magically in terms of YouTube years and stuff It wasn't getting me what I wanted and when I started to do with street stuff I sold the views and they were way higher and the people but you don't answer the one thing I'm sorry to work your material to hone your material Get it better. I'm just on your tools. Yeah, I still have an ask the question When you're when you're talking to one or two people at a time How do you know whether your jokes are getting better when it's only two people that maybe that guy or that go doesn't really like your joke today? Like when you get a crowd of people It's like you kind of get a read on whether this is a funny thing So when I did stand up there would be a hundred hundred fifty people and I would do like they would call a bracket joke So I already know I had two jokes that were good and anytime I try to joke my friend I say put it in the middle so you have a good one You know hitch this one's your tester and then you have another one So I do a tester and then I would do it at the two stand-up shows and if it worked I kept it into what I took it out That's when I did sit up.
I wanted a street. I just wing it some of the skits work Sometimes when I don't work my girls go gym. They're getting mad. Let's go wait.
You've been to the gym Fucking with people to gym. No, I mean Jim him. I met myself. Oh, sorry meaning like they'll see things I don't see because when I do comedy and I'm wearing these I don't see sometimes and don't go Jim it's time to go that means they're not vibing me and we'll walk and a lot of times they do some people get mad Well, I'll tell you for fun.
He's when I did two weeks ago When little oily and there's five Chinese people eating dinner and you know they're Chinese Well, they're Asian. Okay, so you know little you know Jason you know When you identify all issues this Jason, I'm not attracted to you. I just but I'm friendly but Jason here. Listen.
He likes that So jayce Chinatown is next to little yes, that's in the cross street for me to react So there's five Asian people eating and I'm talking to these two guys and I'm like you to tell him and I'm like You're gonna tell me take my leg. I go to a restaurant I told him twice trying to tell us two blocks away. We don't have the egg for young image I mean you tell them I will and then the guy makes her come he says you're gonna grab the check for me I go yours. I said you're a being a real Jew.
So here's what we're gonna I told you twice I'm not gonna grab it But if you go over and you're nice about it because I told him twice I haven't left yet I already talked to the manager But if you go talk to them and you'll maybe walk them over with me I'll handle the check and they're laughing and then these guys are assuming only Asian people and her almost ready to come over and kill me So that's kind of what makes it funny is the three actions of people So that gives you an idea that type of stuff. Is anyone of it told you that you look Asian? No, a little bit really is it true? You kind of look like you know like if you had a little plastic surgery No, I've had what I've had done is not basic surgery Mm-hmm like the little the disc four and a little filler to look younger.
I do look younger. I do look younger No, it helped but in terms of me get a ratio of eyebrows. No, because I just did it the Botox Yeah, exactly, but but I'm not letting anybody store it. It's just a little added.
Yeah, you mean cut ya know I'm not talking about what's wrong with being cut open. I just don't want all that I just want to look a little younger. I don't look perfect I just look a little nicer. That's all he kind of reminds me like this fight is to get punched in the head a lot And they kind of have like not dumb that you look like what the scar tissue starts to make you look a little Asian Not Chinese Little Asian do I look on the way from the stuff?
I think it maybe because your eyebrows are like I'm not saying who you physically resemble and I think your image is somewhat similar as well is The legendary Corinne or Wayne Newton. Yeah, I've got yeah, I like Hawaiian or something He's Indian. He is you're right and you're not Jewish Italian and Irish I'm a mutt me too. So dad was Jewish and Irish and I was Jewish and Italian so you figure out what I was not I might yeah, yeah Maybe that's what Asians are have have you actually been attacked on the street telling jokes?
That's nature. He's got he'll save you. But Mike. Can I say why do you think it hasn't come close to that?
I don't know because he's living on that edge. You think he's just so goddamn charming is that what it is? That must be his handsome hero. I'm expecting you from this.
I like what you think one of these days He's bound to get his ass kicked. I don't think so. You don't seem like you're that rude. You sound like you're kind of I'm kind of fun I can kind of vibe something.
Okay. I have this six cents. Yeah, there's just something riggles had it Do we know when they go and when that you go and riggles are very similar? Yeah?
Oh my god I used to watch his shows and casinos as a kid tape them on my tape recorder go home and memorize them Mm-hmm. Yeah shows. I watch YouTube videos of Sinatra and Tom Jones constantly I watch the charisma how they sing what they do with their hands how they engage the audience if you watch anybody new now I'm such an old school, but you're on YouTube I know and these guys watch you two and these these guys are trying to keep me current But I'm so stuck in the 80s when I grew up and and it's so funny as you get older and my wife's like, you know If someone wanted to kill you, they know we eat every Tuesday night. I'm so like predictable someone wanted to kill you They would know where I'm at, but why would somebody want to know I'm saying I'm predictable.
I'm predictable. I see restaurant I watch the same stuff on TV. I think it's order to change. I think that's what I meant Right, so have you been in a movie Why is that a hard question?
Well, I would say no What do you mean you would say no? Well, I've done stuff, but not not in a movie. Wait, I've been in adult films now I have no interest in that I meant like I've done stop online with the social media not movies correct He's saying they don't like scripted more elaborate videos, but nothing the rising the rises to the level of being a film That's right. Yeah, he's got it.
I got you. It's just saying like you seem like you could be like in a movie of like a like a Soprano. Yeah, I know with the wise guy Jersey. Yeah, it's like it's like your term your terminology is like you're in Sopranos Like you're yeah, I heard that yeah, but like this when we shoot little Italy We're a hit they're feeding us free at restaurants now They just every time you go come in and have dinner with me We're like wait we're celebrity down there now you attack people like you know you try to make comedy with people on the Now they want they know I'm famous.
I want to feed us. I want us to promote a restaurant Yeah, they just I know you're famous tell them to roll it. I'll tell them about Lunella I show how many people do you have filling in one point five mill one point five million don't get you some free pizzas That lean out your podcast big I started a podcast but it's hard to get people to go on and I did I think for episodes I'm getting about thirty five forty thousand views But what happens is I can't I'm not known enough to get good enough good people and my business admin people It's not them I they don't want me to do that now until more of a name I can get good names easier So we're focusing on me getting on larger platforms and building our own fame base and getting larger before we do that We have it and we have um Deaf noodles is not our episode. Yes, that is yeah I did a great job and then it went to another guy who we don't work with anymore That's gonna go to Santiago to do the podcast edits right so getting back to the YouTube thing your you have a lot of follows on YouTube 75,000 so not that big no, but you're big on Instagram big on Instagram you go live we do some lives We just did a live yesterday We promoted it pink because we're doing a big fan party so we made a hot dog with Juliet and then there's a stupid hot dog inside They did a funny video of the promotional thing I'd like to promote businesses and help people who writes the the material for these upcoming bits We do it as we go.
We're very creative and we just do everything on the fly it like well You're down here in California What are you doing as we go and it's so fun because it's a journey and like we don't like we have a sketch each day What we're doing we don't know like right before we came in we were pranking people on the phone We call we're calling the time we told him we're with Ethan Bradbury. We were pranking Paul Wait, you wait you paint my time. Yeah, we pranked my time before again. You can't trick him We told him Ethan I'm over here.
We just tricked him. We just tricked him Did you and then we had to call him because he's like a friend? I mean to tell him we were just plunked him because he's a super nice guy Wait, he fell for it. He fell for it.
He said you gotta come to studio I got a studio on my side with Thursday and we're died in the car and I said, you know He's really like a friend he got us on this and he had us on his bike So we have to call back and tell him and he was like a bitch He was wow, we just pranked him here But you got to call him back and then because of course I'm going back Mike and Jason Do you have a prank to anybody where it didn't go well and when you try to apologize? Well Paul's upset right now. We just pranked him and he's upset pull a guy We know from the antenna. He wants to come on to a podcast.
We may get one and I told him the guy But he didn't accept your apology Well, he's me because he wants to go on with me because he knows what's going where this podcast with this one not your Assumuses the guy from entourage. Oh wow. Yeah, we may get on that and pull things because I'm gonna get on He should go on because he knows them and I said it's not up to me It's up to the guy and he's getting mad and I said then you ask him How can I tell a guy who invites me? I'm gonna tell you where's my stuff at me one?
Uh, then I'm gonna bring a guest one. It's not my podcast boy. It's his podcast So he's getting mad and he gets on the phone and he starts going tell me it did say you know He goes you home and you're talking about it because he spat it you're talking about my bro I'm gonna come down. He went my group with my people and he and Paul's like bring it on really long And you know I'm Spanish.
I got I got guns and and Paul's Paul. Listen. We're doing all these frags and we're just dying Layup, but we're just fucking around with people. It's like pumped.
Yeah, this is all going on the Joe Michelle Well, it's all being filled. He's doing he's filming it And and you know what it's why it's funny because it's not even playing and that's what makes me funny on the street when I do something Unplanned like I sat down I did a shoot a year ago and at the foot of the hill there, you know Every day. Oh, there is a big table. This was at the end of the shoot I had the big camera security guards had us about 15 black people sitting down and at the head of the table seat There's no one there.
I got my crew. I said that I got guys. I appreciate you waiting It's alright if a famous Jewish comedian buys dinner for you and a guy's taught me to see suppose me taking I said I understand I'm late. I it's okay, and I said you look you look good I said you're doing a nice job and I said when I figure out what job you're doing I'm gonna tell you why you know and I'm doing a little Jackie Mason and you know I'm kibbitzing with him and they're dying laughing and they're strangers and the videographer of skid ended in five years dude I can't even fucking hold the camera.
I don't know how you just go up to people You don't even know him do your fucking best friends. We walked in Vito. I suppose you know splod I come in like this. There's a guy in the back.
He's painting his hair I said Vito I've told you three times to bring the hair in my lower we talk about this every day yet You don't listen. I'm gonna sit down with you. That's pretty funny measure He's dying lay off always stay up coming over. He's giving me free products I said first I don't like how you do here like the white Steven a Smith almost unlike that fucking guy Tom Green that had to show Tonight he said walk the people's homes started eating their food, but we are familiar with Tom Green It's that kind of fucking ship, but you know what it works.
I don't know why it works Mike, but it works and we love doing we love doing it. I'm gonna do it. We're gonna do it So how does this leap happen? So this is what you're doing now and you were a dentist at one point You go this is what I'm gonna do What's the first time that you just walk up to strangers on the street and you go let's just see how this goes So are you ready for this Mike?
Yes, cause it Nikki who works right? You have a dozen Nikki works in a casino You meet Nikki at the hard rock He says to these guys. I've known Jim since I've been a 10 and he's been 15 He's been doing this same thing since he was a kid. I Jason never changes a person I formalized it is all I did.
I've been doing this stick and my wife said why did I go with you? We were absolutely a little better looking when you're younger, but you were funny as shit and you constantly made me Because I come from this a fluid agent family everyone serious you're not allowed to laugh you're not allowed to talk I'll make your parents eat before you take that crazy rich Asian movie Which is how they are because I'm married into a Asian family But they're kind of nice as people and they support you and your family and they do nice things But she said I just never met anybody and she said you got my dad to laugh and my dad's the most serious Asian business guy Nobody got in the lamp and he says you had a belief in a new York dinner and he doesn't laugh I'm not good. I'm that good. So I just I don't know what the fuck it is Jason I have but I have something but I'll tell you I'll tell you the truth Did you see the Elvis movie?
Yeah, you remember what the mother said? We're in Graceland and this hit me that I had a city movie twice and this is what she said You have a gift and it is your responsibility to share your gift and you have a gift too I met you for two minutes outside before I came in here and I said there's something about you the way you look the way you have You got that attitude you got something and very few people have it But if you have it Tom Jones has it you got to share that with the one and I feel navigation Then I have to do that and I want to do that I want to do sitting in a dental chair bending over at my age and doing a crown In a word simply I believe that anywhere it's that yeah, we agree I'm talking about your creators and we're talking we're talking open and we're talking love because that's what we do And a lot of us aren't doing it for money. So you gotta talk honestly, and it's just not where it's at It's a good start and a foundation making life living that is you get all you don't want to do it. Yeah Should we take a look at some of the things that are happening in the world?
Oh sure I wanted to hear more do you have material that you do or yeah? I'm just seems like a weird I'm more intrigued on how you get away with it where you don't you know I get away with it because I'm very like a bull deep down and people can see it so I can kind of creepy though Well, I'm creepy mortar young girls that are snowflakes. I'm not creepy the blacks and Italians They fucking die and laugh and they want more I want to be I'm gonna do a Chinese cop I want to a Chinese cop and you're little Italy and I did the same thing as a restaurant You got to worry about coming up to a black guy. Oh, I got to tell me to start about that So I see a black guy and I say honey you gotta stand back cuz we really don't know big This thing's really gonna get and it isn't my responsibility this time.
We talk twice So it's like something like that. Yeah, but I have a lot of different black jokes, too That's just one no, and I just have jokes and no matter what it is But you finally you don't do that well with young white women women go install a fat girl. They're gonna kill you in sort of That guy that is nice man. That's a kid in salt a fat girl, but you can't insult a fat guy.
All right I believe me. I know I've done it. You try that it didn't work about 10 times Yeah, that's what that's really tries before you to realize I'm just an idiot. I don't give a shit It's not I Jason.
I know but I just do I'm just like having time I go all right guys. I'll stop I try to prank one person on the radio and he hates me still to this day. I think cuz there's no flakes You think Joe Rogans is snowflake no was it him? Yeah?
Oh my boy. No, he's definitely not I tried to call to apologize, but he was my mistake when I called to apologize I did the character again real quick. Well, you're still on the radio and you called back with the apology. Yeah Yeah, no, he probably would have liked you to do it privately so you weren't there I think you might be right because I'm what's it's from your heart not for publicity, right?
But what did you do? I called him as a girl. I had I have this voice machine that makes you sound like a girl Yeah, and I called him was like hey Joe like it's me again, you know, and he was like, I don't know you I was like yeah, you do so we're cute, but why would that bother him? I don't know that's why I didn't catch it.
Okay. I didn't well because in the best case scenario if your trick had worked He would have been saying publicly the world that he steps out on his wife when he's out on the road But I didn't think that he did. Oh does he doesn't he Mike? I don't think that he does I have no idea about sure is that worth it?
I strongly done it, but that would be why you that would be insinuation You were saying about him which was her to see If you would have played along with that not really it was on the radio that you can you know confessing But you don't seem like you seem like you got that tough guy thing, but you seem like you're a good guy You're bullshit. I'm not tough at all. No, you're got a good heart. I've been talking to you an hour You're a good person Yeah, I'm not and you know when you get older you know the ropes and you know kind of the do's and don't and you know the game I can say you mess him with me on the street and I wouldn't I would find you approachable.
Yeah, you probably wouldn't punch it Well, you'll ever just walk away though. If you didn't know me. It depends. I guess I'd probably like I would Would you do I would say I spoke to a Barnum and Bailey and they'd like like to see it to say they have a little something for you They don't want to do it at your piece thing this time They want you to trip with the snake and make me a passenger thing Because he's intimidating looking well, I didn't know where you live and where you wait exactly But I would say it in a kid way say please don't hurt my family You know when I live less time you got me to have my you know I'm gonna do that again.
I'm not so I would be cute where he'd like me and he realized I'm maybe didn't like the joke But he really like I'm not gonna be an answer to him. So you see that's how I get away with it. Yeah, you can release this from people No, oh we don't do that either if we ever blew up and like oh, yeah, then you have to do it But we don't do that people come up to us to be on because I see that people want to Jason Yeah, be part of this and happens all the time when we film and the more of crew with us the more They come up and then it makes me want to be one more and do it if you thought about doing your own dentistry to yourself No, they'd be cool YouTube video. How would I do that?
Like, you know how Rambo's sold himself up? Yeah, no, it's a mirrors It's exactly now not I'm gonna be honest with you when my son gets out of dental school He's gonna fix your teeth. No take one more guess Mike I hit it first. What do you think the big man's doing when he gets that he comes in the office?
You're gonna get your hair But I can the thing where they sew fake hair into your hair what am I doing my when my son walks into the office? You're walking out walking out. Oh, oh he's taking over and you still get some of the money He can even have the money the whole thing well once I show him the rope because if I walk out He's got to learn I gotta teach him that that was my point. That's a good man I'm holding on to give to pierce the torch and you know the Olympics when a guy runs and stops to give to the next guy to torch Do you think you're gonna satisfy with being a dentist?
He wants to be a dentist? But did you think you wanted to be a dentist and I wanted to be an orthodontist and I didn't get in what's the difference? Braces you just wanted to do braces. Mm-hmm.
Here's me. Why why because when I was young dr. Elliot had everybody do all his work And he was always on the phone and I said that the guy got like it does my braces He makes a lot of money's got the big house in marketing He's always on the phone and all the girls do a little work. I said that's a job.
I want to do it in the summer He worked half days. I said I want that job. He impressed me when his work schedule the money made You don't want to work. I work with my brain smart.
My mom always said to me You can work where works more so instead of me having one office. I had five side five revenue streams Then covid fucked up. I got rid of two and sold real estate now. I have three and only a lot of money no more I'm not so it's not it not only isn't harder to make money.
I don't want to do it anymore It's hard when I drive in I want to hit every red light if I don't I stop it on my donuts and I'm late and a girl You're late. I got you lucky. I'm here. I don't even want to come especially on one day Yeah, I'm going to go in anymore.
Are your are your hands fucked up? I don't store a lot of dentists. No, I'm so in good shape for the age you work I I wouldn't say I work out, but I'm in shape like I walk a lot, but I just don't do you ever do not hard It is to do something like when you're older that you don't want to do I can only man so hard I'm getting there if you've been out in the sun sure I brought down a show to the Sun all the good You guys have a scene in the day Stop I learned he's got a bit of a vampire vibe. No, I know I won't give me accounts I don't want to do Sun anymore because I see what Sun Diamond He's saying it to people remember the guy remember the guy What do you say I'm like a corpse I'm saying he might be a vampire no, it's because I got the guy with Keanu Reeves that Vampire yeah, I can't I was like the undertaker the wrestler.
No, no, no, no, no, no like a Transylvanian or the yes No, it's because wait a minute. Are you is what is it called? Are you a familiar? Yeah, you're too.
He's familiar try to leave Just try No, it's because of the work. I don't get a little bit of work. Yeah, that's what a vampire would say that's like the devil He's the devil Mike you're the nice one. I'm good.
He's a good cop. Yeah, he's a good cop No, it's good work a little bit, but I'm just in the sky. It's scary eyes, man Why because I got a little something done. No, it's because they put a little filler in a little stuff here to here But I never got nothing done.
I mean you next time no, they just put this for here. What do you mean this for you? It's like what it's like Botox. Oh, I think like an insertion.
No, no, no, no, it's like a liquid Botox It's liquid. It makes it more smoother. It's nicer. Cool.
It's the same ingredient. Did your wife like the work? Did you get her some too? She's Asian.
They don't age there's skin two she Yeah, my wife looks 10 years younger than anyone. She puts a lot of cream on that rock They use creams constantly in her mom doesn't they don't do the Sun? They're very smart with their son So they weigh that if your wife's like my wife with her face and skin no, because the Asian women They're very smart ones are real good like that. They don't do Sun.
They get out there in the Sun the dumb dumb Real tan. Yeah, my wife's a sleazy beach bitch Tell your tell your wife I'm gonna talk to her straight right about the Sun I think she knows the decision that she knows she knows she knows she knows to Southern California from Milwaukee What are you signing up for? Where are you from originally? I'm from North New Jersey.
We talked about Yeah, I'm up by the sports. I'm up by where they how long were you there before you moved here? I was there like 25 or so. Yeah, I've been out here about 20 years.
Hmm. Yeah, where do you like it better here? I'm heading back to this weekend. Are you I get about four days?
I'm going to a wedding that hold the whole Jersey Are you gonna be around on the 19 don't go at it not? Are you gonna be at the San Generro festival? It's over. It's over.
I've had more than an upset police. I'm good You could come to trippiatis on October 19th at dinner. I will keep that in mind. I will keep that in mind.
I'll be there Why you out? I don't really eat like food like people. He's actually not kidding. Why you're the vampire But he doesn't actually eat food, but you're like built in your soup.
Yeah, I only one thing on every game He's on the the Marjorie Taylor Green diet. What is it? What is it? Freedom milk 24-7.