Welcome welcome to outer space Once again the final frontier. Wow guy watches half a season of Star Trek is all of a Sunies also you got the wrong Franchise that is tangentially related to William Shatner. I know okay. Sorry.
Let me just we match that energy Okay, welcome to Welcome to Begga's in space a king of action that he's in space in space the finale the finale the finale the four of four Yes, this is this is it. This is we ran out of bad guys in space. They stopped going to space. NASA was defunded Yes, Jason X or like SpaceX, right?
Hmm. Slam Ryan space. Not he's an ex space in X I guess yeah space in X seems like sounds like a medication you put between your toes maybe SpaceX What is this? Do what they clone carry?
Because of sissy space. Yeah, did they Did they clone carry? No, you answer me right now did that I'm freaking out here. Yeah, no, okay, that's good because There's there can be only one right a true legend of the screen.
Okay, did Jason X Rob? This movie is pure rock and roll not really it's it's like a it's a Class of a version of leprechaun in space if you ask me I 100% agree, you know just like within the narrow use some of the same sets There's some cross over there. Yeah, and of course I'm just speaking within like the narrow parameters of the four movies We watched I would be more correct to say it's like the other Friday the 13th movies because Jason's in them Yeah, but even though but this feels like Feels very similar to that leprechaun. It's I think like you know really tap the space marines that get fucked up He got like a scientist and we got so many more space marines.
Yeah, there's like 20 people. Yeah Yeah, it's a ship. It has a lot of people on it. Yeah, and they all got to die.
They all got to die Somewhere between I think a leprechaun for and a scream where it's like we know we're a silly movie Yeah, this is definitely self-aware Become sentient Bunch of nanobots gotten this franchise. I did let's make an uber Jason. What we saw I think that seems like the the whole spark of this idea is like what if Jason wasn't space and what if it was uber Jason What if it was Jason, but he was half robot. Yeah, wow SpaceX uber Jason.
No, I know To quote to quote Dougie Jones. What year is this? Well, then he was coop he was back to being coop what Rob what's the difference? I know all right?
It's kind of the point, right? It's kind of a point. We're not talking about that. We're talking about talking about Jason Voorhees who it's so many times Jason fucking for he's it's Jason fucking Voorhees the sort of like Cavalcade, you know the nice thing about like having a like a cheap like a sleazy slasher with this big of a cast Yeah, is you see basically like every different kind of big swing like a bad actor I shouldn't say that there but like a B movie actor can take yes, I'm obsessed with the one girl You know which one I'm talking about the one that yeah, she gets the one against Push through the grate into space.
She gets yeah pulverized. Yes. She's she's ridiculous. What she is she is ridiculous.
I Think no the yeah, I mean everybody in this is like pretty varying degrees of bad. I think I think there's a Canadian production through Yeah, this the maple syrup dink all over this thing Everybody's just sticking to everything from all the maple syrup all over this was set. Yeah disgusting It is it is funny going through the IMDB just like click on someone you're like from Ontario Canada, okay Let's see who else we got here Ontario, Canada even David Cronenberg. Oh well.
We all know we all know that He's like I bet there's like sort of like like legally he has to do it legally There was some sort of thing where he had to be in this movie Yeah as part like the Canadian you know the Canada is very good with the film grants Yes, and I wouldn't be surprised if David Cronenberg was sort of like a like a captive of the state in some way. Yeah It's weird that he's in this right it's weird, you know, it feels like him trying to you know It's like when Hillary Clinton says she keeps hot sauce in her purse or whatever. It's like I'm not I'm not just like an artsy I'm a man of the people. How do you how do you do fellow slobs?
Yes? I? Don't just make movies about people Fucking after car accidents. I I make movies I make movies about people fucking and then getting stabbed by a big hockey player Yeah, yeah, that's the thing about Jason is like he's got the build he could he could have gone pro Yeah, you know, I mean kind of interesting.
I mean Cronenberg. He does appear he is an actor in other people's movies He is we've talked about when we were talking to Hellraiser We were talking about nightbreathe the other one of the other Clive Barker directed movies and Cronenberg is a featured villain in that movie He is like the main baddie. That's cool. It is cool.
He has I mean he looks like bad guy He does look like a bad guy plays a bad guy in Jason ex also. I'll be in a short-lived one He the other thing I couldn't help noticing here is like if you didn't know who he was you'd still be like that's a guy, right? That's like he looks like a character actor actor bad guy He's got a little more sauce than everyone. He's more like a professional actor than the rest of the cast I mean, he knows he knows how to tell actors what to do.
So presumably he would be able to tell himself what to do Yeah, you just hold up a mirror and he's locked in So this movie let's see here. Well, let's talk about I was gonna say yeah, let's say let's talk about the year It came out 2001. Yeah, do you think there was a 2001 space on to see like parody? Trailer there had to be right right we could know this stuff in advance.
Yeah, but we we can't so it premiered Theatrically in a spanya in Spain in 2000 Say ex in Spanish it premiered in 2002 April 2002 in America, okay, so But it was clearly made like early even in like the year 2000 Or you know early 2001 right for me to poop on yes, of course. Oh, you think you're the only one who gets to do that? Um, so yeah, it has the feeling of a this movie came out before 9 11 if that makes sense It's like it has residue of the 90s still on it. It feels like you know, it's just like We're yeah, what is it Jason goes to Jason went to hell.
Let's see in 1993 So some time had passed and they were like we got to bring Jason back. Let's do this now is the perfect time and Let's send him send him to heaven. Yeah, he's been to hell. What's that heaven?
Yeah, I thought heavens but heavens Directed by Jason Isaac nope. I want you to read that again. Nope James. I said dead James James Isaac RIP died in 2012 Missalini's crew on David Cronenberg movies.
Yep. Did second unit work on children of the corn terror was a terror in the field or something like that? Um, sorry, but that's that shouldn't be my attitude. Uh creature crew on the gremlins movie image Mmm.
Put a pin in that. Yes. Put a pin in that dimension of gremlins So he made the movie skin walkers. Have you seen skin walkers, man?
Have you seen skin walkers? I have not seen skin walkers. Is it about the dreaded um Oh, what are they called? What are they called?
I can't remember the creatures from folklore winding goes winding goes or windy goes. Yeah, I call them winding. Oh Uh, when it goes. Yeah, of course, uh, it's something like that, but um stars.
You know who my favorite is You know you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right.
You're like go on going going. I was gonna ask if you want to know who my Favorite sapphic cryptos ological folk group is. Oh, yeah, please the window girls Didn't really want to know. No, I did.
I like to Uh, you were saying that what's his name is in skin walkers? Uh, a lies code. Yes. And Kim Coates.
That's together at last I'm here for I'm here for the coats, please. Yeah, um Kim Coates star of the worst movie either of us has ever seen Um Right. What is not him in a what's the the dick? We just saw him in silent hill.
What are you talking of? Wasn't he in the Canadian dick movie Radio free album if No, no, it wasn't him. Who was in that? That's okay.
That's okay. We don't need to see this now. It must have been must have been the other guy speaking of the other guy Radio I just wrote radio and google already knew what I was up to Cuba. Gooding jr Shay Wigam Shay Wigam.
You can understand my confusion She wiggam Kim Coates. They're kind of similarly like rat-faced men. Yeah rat boys. Um I'm a rat-faced man You can eat cheese when you look like me.
I'm a rat-faced man Uh, you got cane hotter as back as Jason Voorhees. This is the third time he's playing Jason Voorhees on the side No fourth Fourth time he was in seven eight goes to hell goes to space. He was also in seven the movie seven Oh, it wasn't he was a stock guy. Um Were you saying that cane hotter was the guy with like the complex where he's like, I'm Jason I'm the Jason.
He showed up. I didn't realize he showed up that late. That's pretty embarrassing for him. I agree.
I also I when I say you were saying this, I mean you will say this in four days. Correct. Yeah for some reason we did this all take out before I mean it made sense. It made sense.
I think it makes sense, but um Yeah, cane hotter. Uh, yeah He's a real stick in the mud about not being Jason I guess for the rest of his life in when they like remade the movie and then when they did uh Freddy versus Jason He's also He seems like one of those guys that was at January 6th dressed like Jason Can anyone identify this man? Yeah You know, um at like I don't know like hard conventions. They have like photo opportunities sure.
Yeah all that kind of stuff I don't know this. This is not something this is completely made up in my mind This is just what I feel and it feels to me like he is the kind of guy that would maybe take that photo opportunity Just a little too far where you're like hey like pretend to be like choking me and then he like chokes you a little too hard You know what I mean? Yeah, can you pretend to like be crushing my skull and then he like crush your stuff a little bit You know what I mean? You get a concussion.
Yeah, like cane hotter. I don't know man. Oh, yeah I figured to say something like when a man takes a picture with a woman he like puts his hand around her waist for no reason No, no, no. I can't I don't know.
He's just not this is not what my guys know. Well, you know anyone who's frankly As talented or attendee anyone who spends much time in a harder convention is not like people Yeah, except for McGarrus. What's up, mick. Yeah, what's up mick?
I like the hard conventional here mick Yeah, like a witch Like a beautiful witch like geddy lee of filmmaking some are saying People are Yeah, they've been saying it. They've been here. You like you like our convention people Just you know what it is. I like I like passionate nerds like this people like a thing like the Star Trek Like the thing you're talking about with like Trekies and whatever.
It's like I like that people are so into something and for no glory Like there's no there's no glory in being a horror freak right freak a faction and not freak direct Freak affection. Yeah, yeah, there's like a I feel like now there's like an opportunity to be like a cosplayer and like oh I do this and I post pictures and whatever Um, we're like I don't know before like that became like a big thing on social media It was just like you're just in it for the love of the game. Yeah, no Just like I just really love this shit down to my core Yeah, and I want to meet the weirdest most obscure sort of B movie horror, you know, B horror movie actors Yeah, and honestly those are like I bet they have like I don't know I'm remembering when we went to that horror convention Yeah, and we saw Miss Adrian barbeau do panel. Yes.
Yes, and it was kind of like she's just like talking about Mostly about how she was like Um trying to rear her children on the set of the fog. I want to say it was yeah, I think that's right Yeah, and I feel like if you get real nitty gritty with your your panelists you go for like you probably get better stories because they're less like That's first of all, that's their lifeblood. Adrian barbeau is fine. Yeah, and yeah Well a lot of these people make the living doing like these these horror conventions or whatever But then you get like I don't know again like the passionate nerd thing like like like somebody You know like Matthew lillard is like now I think he's having a bit of a resurgence whatever but there was like After it's so straight after scooby-doo and before twin peaks He's like there's a 10-year span where he's basically non-existent And he was in scream he was in like movies that people know and really liked right he was he was kind of a guy in the 90s Or whatever and then like nothing and then he was doing these conventions or whatever and the the fans or whatever the outpouring of like Hey man like you know you're you're kind of my favorite part of this movie and like you know, whatever it's I find that very sweet Yeah, you know, also I feel like scooby-doo fans.
They're another group. Sure. There's a very passionate scooby-doo contingency and I mean he is shaggy, right? There's never been more of a guy like born to play the role.
Yeah. Yeah, I was born for this Scoob I was like born for this man Uh, so kahno You got Alexa doo-g doo-g doo-g? I have no clue who plays roan? Um our main heroine I would I would say right?
Um she is present in uh, I think the in the beginning it takes place in 2010, right? Um, hold on Let's double check. You know, man cryo freezing was such a big thing at this point, huh? It was a made it was a major problem.
It was an epidemic It's all anyone wanted to talk about yeah We lost how many years of like technological process a progress rather because uh, all I was on cryo freezing We were cryo crazy. Yeah, we were like wait Walt Disney froze his head Yeah, and then and then that's all anybody cared about that's all we cared about do we ever get to the bottom of that? Um, no, it's I think it's real. It's gonna be real right.
It's gotta be real There's no way there wasn't like a power outage and no they had to throw it out, right? It's been so long Yeah, you do you do worry about that, right? Yeah, the power goes out. You have like four to six hours tops before you go back They're like oh my god.
The power's been out for eight hours to go in there. It's all like melting shit He's just like screaming in terror They like re-freeze him and like put him back exactly how he was Don't tell anyone don't tell anyone yeah, but then you get frostbite. I've done I've had this with ice cream. Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, they just have to throw it away.
He's got throw away to start over let it go man. That's it try Roy. I don't know It's the Roy uh Roy Disney. Yeah, yeah So yeah, the this character is uh originally in 2010 and something happens we'll get into it and then there's like a ton of other fucking Canadian actors Like I said, we have David Grunneberg.
He pops in here for a little cameo a bit at least a writer as km 14 kfbr 3 19 You got uh Jonathan Potts as professor low I don't know man. That's it everyone else. Everyone else. There are people named things like fat loo and played by boyed banks Okay, that's it.
There's a guy named boy. Oh, yeah, uh the guy peter Mensa yeah, sergeant Brodsky and I think he's related to Yeah, probably probably just let him in Um, he is he's in a few things, but he's probably best known as the guy who gets kicked down the well in 300 when he says this is Sparta Really? That's him that's him in beat and he's in beautiful jewels and makeup, right? Yeah.
Yeah, that's why I had no idea Yeah, that's him. Let's put some respect on his name. Yes. Yes peter mensa peter mensa.
That's that's some respect the Yeah, there's there's just a bunch of good just a bunch of hard-working actors not paying a dime at the point of service for health care No Yeah, and then you got characters like uh jenessa and kicker and dallas sousneron of course, you know, condomer waylander stony theater rez Crazy man. I don't know. I know these people as real Yeah, none of it makes sense Um, I mean the fact that we're in space doesn't really make a hell of a lot of sense here um So in the year 2008 We this open the cold open of this movie Uh is jason being captured and chained up in See a warehouse. I guess jason jason for he's Um the guy who kills everyone.
Um the guy who at this point is the strongest creature in the known universe Yeah, we get into his his genetic Unkillability. I know I did love this that kronoburx character dr Uh, vimmer whimmer. Um, it's just like well. We have to study him because of his regenerative properties.
I mean he's a miracle of science Like, you know Just the idea that jason is like a thing that more than like townies know about right? Well, you know, he's at the crystal lake research facility. So yes, this is crystal lake research facility So now the camp has been shut down too many deaths. Yes, it's been too many people have died there It's been replaced with a research facility run by teens and denim short shorts.
Yeah, correct Um, it's run by doig. Yeah, doig runs the place. Um rowing law fontain. This shit is so good.
Oh man Um, so the opening though before we even get to the facility those opening credits credits where it's like we're in hell But hell is in jason. So we've done the old switcheroo. He's like you can't you can't fire me. I quit You're in you're in me.
Hell's in me. I'm jason. You can't fire me. I quit Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, he's like and he's like you can't fire me on the boss. I run this place get in my belly Yes, so that's that's where we're starting really jason's made of hell Yeah, yeah, and yeah, they got him chained up Uh government scientist roin law fontain of course wants to put him in cryo-jang stasis because he's you can't be killed But he's so dangerous. We got to do something. We'll put it.
We'll freeze him up till we figure out a better idea Which is a pretty decent idea for right now. Here's what I thought this movie was gonna be Okay, freeze him up dr. Evil is asked put him in the bobs big boy Sent him in that just send him like hurtling through space And then he gets like recovered. Yeah, like hundreds of years.
Yeah, and they're like what is this right? We got some like Well, that's after the cryo thing. They cryogenically freeze Jason and then shoot him at the sun like Should have done that. Yes We should do that more often in movies.
I think it's just like fire something at the sun. It's good What's the worst worst case scenario is like it hits like Venus. Yeah, you miss the sun, but you maybe you hit nothing You still land among the stars. Yeah Stars and you know and for the blinding heat of the Sun.
Yeah, shoot Jason vore. He's into the Sun you cowards So yeah, they have him chained up here because he's made of hell and he's a real problem There's a contingent within this tree. It's crazy that they just have him chained up in this like open room Well, it's you know silence of the lambs. I know it.
Yeah, but even he was in he was behind like glass That's true. Well, Jason can't buy you. He's got a mask on already They should have put the like their mask over the hockey mask. That would have been good Huge miss and they have like one doofus guarding this guy Doofus who can't help himself.
Yeah. Yeah, he's just like I don't like you. I'm gonna throw a blanket over your head He's like it's kind of Billy Madison style. He's like stop looking at me Swan.
That's exactly what he said Anyway within this research facility. There's a contingent including David Kromembert, Dr Whimmer who wants to sell him for medical research or whatever some offer parts strip him for copper and In the time it takes them to make a lot of money doing this his money guy. He's like yeah You know The the New Jersey research laboratory institute, you know economy. It's not what it once was No, you have to be able to it's I mean make it time somewhere, right?
It's basically the crystal lake research facility and the action park research facility, which was more about You know experiments in physics The so in the time it takes them to have this argument that goober who's in charge that one 90 pound soaking white guy who's in charge of Jason for some reason Um, it gets killed Jason slips out of his chains. Yeah. I mean, I love it. They're like, all right.
Let's all right Let's go get Jason and put him in the cryogenic the freezing thing, right? And Again, he's chained up in the middle of this open warehouse the cryo freezing thing seems to be in the basement It's like very far away. I don't know what we were all waiting for like why we built it so far away or why we stored Jason so far away Why we had to be like wait here on this platform. Yeah, wait here while we have a conversation about what we're gonna do Worst case freeze him and then unfreeze him if you really want to or chip little bits off you need him That's yes, that's what we should be doing.
So whatever uh kronberg and his and his goon They they go in there and they pull the blanket off and wouldn't you know it Jason's not there It's the goober who was supposed to be watching him. He's dead. Yeah, he's all you know hung up there And they're like oh no, he's out So he's he gets as much as a Right, he's causing he's causing havoc. He's he's killing people including David kronberg as dr.
whimper Yeah kronberg gets like a big like spear. I think like through his chest. Yeah, um, it's pretty cool See kronberg die like that. That's right.
Silly as hell. Okay. Oh man I can't I bet he can't what if this was winning at the idea to make the movie shrouds Because he's like I wonder while I know what would happen to my character dr. whimper next he'd get a shroud That gives me an idea.
Like it's a good idea What if other giant was in a tummy? What if what if so, um, uh, dr. Uh roan luff luff on tain is that something like that yeah you are if you are Yeah, yeah, yeah, she uh, she lowers jason down into the the basement of this facility where the cryo freezing machine is and She like had the thing attacks him shoots him gets him into the machine locks the door Right starts the process of the freeze and she's like she's looking through the little porthole in the machine and jason Then sticks his machete through the machine stabbing her Um, and then leaking out all of the uh, the cryo crayo the cold cold air Ceiling the room seals itself and so now jason and dr. Rohan luff on tain are frozen.
Um, in this in this room here Um, and that's that's the end of 2010 we pick up in 24 55 everyone you know is dead dr. Luff on tain. Yeah, it's like critters. Yeah.
Yeah, it is like critters better than critters It is better than critters critters sucks You are I do you were welcome because you were like I love critters critters is better than gremlins and you hate things that I love No, I love I love self-landails you do love self-landails. Yeah, no, not now. I loved it from day one No, well, yeah, I mean now that you've seen it now that like, you know, you've been exposed to self-landails and how crazy I love pilot abilene who doesn't love pilot abilene. He's so cool.
Uh, pimp's don't commit suicide I learned that from him Oh, man. So in the year was it 24 55? 24 55 we get some frickin, you know, space commandos who are rating this abandoned facility, which is Cold and we get a lot of um, they're not even this no, they're not their space students. They're like space anthropologists.
Yeah from new earth earth to earth to it's a better earth I do like All of these like students or whatever they are dumbasses They're like college students and in you know the 450 years nothing really has changed at all. Nah Everybody still likes to party in thuk. So, um, they play video games So they they stumble onto this cryo room where they find dr. Roman lawfontaine and Jason voorhees So they're like let's bring them back on to the ship.
This could be the find of the century, right? And uh, when they open up the door to Jason's cryo thing, um, he falls over he tips over and uh, his machete is in like the Um, I'm gonna hack you position so he falls over. Uh, it cuts off as real's arm and he goes, oh my fucking arm And then they they quick seal that up and give him a bunch of drugs and he seems fine. Yeah, they they well they regrow his arms, don't they?
They they attach his old arm. Oh well using that. Sorry. No bots.
Yeah, this movie is lousy with nanobots Yes, nanolice they um I'm getting see I'm getting it mixed up with lep before again again. Geez Louise, you know, uh You know who the actor who plays azriel. Do you know what else he was in? I did look this up Um, I saw he was one of the kids in tommy boy at the lake.
Yeah, like yelling in on the side of him. Yeah Yeah, and she's like listen up you little spazoids I know who you are and I've seen where you sleep. Oh my god. That's good stuff.
Yeah, it is good Um, he's also the kid with the purple socks and hairy at the spy which to assert RIP to a real one another another euro trip alum Yeah, movie looms large, huh? I didn't park my car here. No, this isn't where I parked my car. Ah, that's it.
That's it. Don't tell mama I didn't park my car over here. Don't tell mama. I killed the babies Still so so dumb.
So we got our so we got our space students such as as real ben ruby jonessa zakari kirikin takupa You know and then weirdly adrien thomas is one of the character names and of course they're all led by professor bran and lo So he's saying things like can anyone tell me what's on this big golew's face And someone's yeah, it sounds like some sort of respiratory device from the and someone's like it's a hockey mask We're having fun. Yeah, and they say that hockey was outlawed in like 2015. It was like Recent yeah, yeah, like for us. It would have been recent for hockey was outlawed No one cares enough about hockey to outlaw it, but in can it and that probably fucking killed that joke This that's the thing is the Canadian production if this was an american production they would have been like they outlawed the nfl Which they should do they should sorry to say yeah, a lot of men getting very badly hurt Why don't we just have them do like running contests?
They're also uh, yeah, but I want to see guys Get destroyed. Yeah, I wanna see I wanna see the snap limbs. Oh, I think about You ever see that one tackle on like it was a john l way they high low him Um side not specifically. I know like there's so many brutal The one that's scary.
Oh wait that limbs largest the joe thai's been one where he gets his leg folded. Oh Yeah, what a horrible game baseball starts in two days, Rob. There we go two days from well from record. Yes The crack of the bat You're fucking out.
You don't bash it. Give it a sit down. That's your uh, your filly's guy, right? Yeah, how much is it to go to a filly's game may ask not crazy uh cheap seats Depending on the night.
Yeah, 30 to 40 dollars probably. Okay. That's like completely reasonable. Yeah, because like Uh somebody was telling me like, you know, yankie's tickets, which I have different it's a different thing But like yankie's tickets are hundreds of dollars.
Yeah, it's um even for like the cheap seats Yes is true uh fillies. They've gotten more expensive, but you can get like ground level seats for like under 200 I'm more of a blue clause guy. I love hey a filly's affiliate. They're the minor league team for the fillies They are they go blue clause.
Oh the jersey shore blue clause. Yeah, that is there's nothing more pleasant in in my opinion than going to a minor league baseball game No, I 100 agree the way you can spend 20 dollars and sit directly behind home plate And then spend another 20 dollars and get a five course dinner It's a good time and that's how I want it feels honestly when I go to a blue clause game It feels like I've traveled back in time 100 years. Yeah, and I'm I'm watching a game How they used to watch games where it was just like this is just about the love of the game Yes, they're you know, they're minor league players, but they just love it so much and they're scraping by big league games, eh? And you get some cool people coming through I'm sure they do.
I should go to a blue clause game. I'm down man. I'm in we should do a series of baseball movies and for every bonus episode during the series we'll go to a blue clause game and review it. Yeah I that's a good idea.
Sounds nice. Yeah Um as much as I am like not really a sports guy. Yeah sports movies get me absolutely every turn I mean the it's the drama is built in right? The drama is built in and just the you know You know, we're talking to you next year, but sidebar part of it is this whole like The idea like the way that men cannot show any affection right and like cannot have any like Are not allowed to like hug each other or cry or be vulnerable in front of each other or anything like that And then but in like a sports setting in these movies.
Oh, they're all playing grab ass You can they're all grad ass in right, but it's always like this at the moment of triumph It's just the biggest celebration and they're like hey, man. I know that you're not gay, but let's hug anyway Oh, man. Okay, we're locking we're locking in this baseball series and yeah, I want to do major league. Oh, I want to do major league too Let's let's do let's do I want to do both and I want to do them both.
I want to do bull Durham and God, I probably got through a money ball in right Oh, yeah, I bet you do I'm not gonna take about baseball right by watching money ball. Yeah, that's right. It propaganda piece about the That's fine about how you should they're all propaganda shouldn't pay shouldn't pay baseball players Yeah, you should you should you should pay them to do the things of course really really hard to hit that ball Yeah, it's going sometimes a hundred miles an hour. What's the the jambi brother that is on the t Jeremy Jeremy He's like the other jambi.
Yeah. Yeah, the other jambi. I just love it. They're like what we got to trade him and Brad It's just like I'll do it Yeah, not a not a lovable sort of character not really no the a set of good run of like roided out freaks Of course, I mean a run of three I guess right maguire can't say go.
Yes, Jason. Yeah Yeah They were like they were like the or Jeremy Jeremy. I mean the spring field Was the Simpsons that like they're all out of their mind. That's a that's a bonus episode for that's a bonus Series here's the can I just say one last thing on this?
Yeah, I'm imagining myself Introing our base in episode for a baseball series and I don't know it's called yet But I do know I say something like uh as always I'm your host Dan P. Nutz Gagliardi joined by my co-host rob crapper jack saver I like that might just that might just be it. I'm sold. Yeah, I don't think we have to contain that to the base Ball series.
Yeah, maybe we just shift into like a sports movie podcast Don't tell me what a good time. I know you know, oh man. Can we watch the sandlot too? Duh, Duh Doy.
You know, I've never actually seen it I think we talked. Oh, yeah, we did recently. Yeah, so you do know maybe it holds up. Maybe it doesn't but I remember that I remember a lot of that shit.
Yeah baseball stand by me. Of course baseball stand by me. Come on. It could be better It's good.
It's good stuff. Um, all right Uh, Jason x they bring frozen Jason and frozen dr. Rowan luff on tane back onto their ship I like how earth is this desolate hellscape now. It's like Would you say it was once the shimmering blue jewel of the galaxy?
Yeah, maybe it won't have one time. Yeah Doesn't someone say something like that? That's the plot synopsis. I happen to see on ron tomatoes, but I feel like someone Yeah, it sounds familiar.
Yeah, they talk about how earth is just like so fucked. Yeah, it's so fucked Um Let's see here. They once they bring These guys on the ship, right? They they fixed that one kid's arm as real guys arm chopped off dumbass They bring him on the ship.
Uh, what's her name? Hold on Starts doing like she's ordered to do an autopsy By the professor professor low is that oh, yeah, Adrian Adrian. I think yeah, Adrian. That's it Um So she's doing that there are two student characters that are just like, you know making out next dude this body Jason's body and she's like Uh, can you guys like come back when you're more focused and they're like, oh, thanks Bye those are if those are the two who excused themselves to the bedroom.
Yeah, one of them is jenessa then right the funny The the real funny one who's got a lot of the guy the guy is stony for sure. Oh, right stony's dead Someone's dead someone sadly proclaims that stony's dead and I thought maybe that's karaoke in the super yeah, or yeah Yes, it's kids a cooper karaoke in the cooper karaoke in the from the virgin soon as I so yeah, they um They with dr lafontaine they um they have to revive her she has a big old stab wound in her stomach from 450 damn years old um no mesh for nanobots Yeah nanobots come in. I like that they call them the ants or whatever. All right.
Yeah, get the ants This is weird where they're like all right. We have to take off all of her clothes We have to cut her underwear off in a close-up shot. Yeah But we also are covering her with like a steel like mesh like a What is that like? Chain that like chain chain mail chain mail.
That's it I just thought all of this was weird and unnecessary like just just fix her don't don't include any of the other weird stuff Well, come on movie like this. They're gonna they're gonna show someone cutting her underwear off of paracissors But they also don't yeah, I don't know whatever it's not good. It's I don't like it It feels unnecessary because they also don't show any nudity in it so it sure it feels double sort of Weird yeah, but they're like they're you're saying that there's gonna be nudity and then there's no nudity Which is fine and then your but wow bang in a working knife on the table I just think it's unnecessary. It is weird like there's also something so Unsexy specifically about like the underwear cut like that's so yeah only thought of is like something you do for a sick person or like yeah, man Like right somebody yes in triage.
Yeah, so we also we get this a character of Km14 who is a robot lady I don't know like everybody sort of makes fun of her or at least I've one girl I think I think Janessa is the mean girl Janessa Janessa the one who gets stuck through the great at the end so yeah So I love that about that Jason Pargin book Janessa gets sucked through the great at the end Right. It's good Yes, she's making fun of Km Km is sort of a sort of a data right at this point kind of yeah, and she's also a day ter she's dating that guy Yeah, brand professor Brandon Lowe. Oh, no, Chuck Campbell the Chuck Campbell is the actor's name Sunaro Sunar and Sunar and yeah Yeah, professor Lowe is well Janessa is I guess Like fucking professor that's right yeah, Janessa's the one who puts clamps on his nipples and he's yes and he screams you pass yes silly business silly business in the also here Let's see professor Lowe at a certain point They're doing the autopsy on Jason she's like collecting samples all well and good Dr. La Fontaine wakes up from her cryo sleep.
They've revived her with nanobots and she's up and she's like what's going on Where's Jason voorhees all this stuff right and they're like calm down. It's 24 55. Everybody knows that Take a trip take a second to process that one second take one second process that You know we found you and Jason and yada yada yada Meanwhile professor Lowe gets on the phone with a guy who was that guy? I don't know Okay, so according to Wikipedia the character of professor Lowe is in serious debt And the character he calls his his financial backer Deeter Perez That was all lost on me lost this thing's this thing's too subtle.
It's a real tinker tailor soldier spy. That's a blink and you miss it Um, but yeah in this conversation. He's like I I've read I found somebody who was 450 years old and they're the oldest person And the guy on the other end is just like unimpressed don't care He's like how many people have been cry identically frozen and then brought back. He's like I don't know hundreds He's like try thousands and then you know, uh, but this one's the oldest one He's like so what what's the difference between 400 years old and 200?
You're sold like it's not impressive now and then he says well I have this other guy Jason for he's and that piece is interest I mean, it's like oh well, Jason where he's a known throughout the galaxy Yeah, he's a a mass murderer and if you got that guy that might be worth something and then Like it seems like professor Lowe's plan is to maybe have some sort of a sideshow freak Situation where people have to pay to see Jason. Um, I don't know exactly what his plan is here So we got in the den the first place no plan. No plan all in the other Yeah, so whatever, uh, he's like He can't he has a vested interest now in keeping Jason around so that he can use him to make money Um, dr. Laffentaine is like you should do everything you can to kill Jason.
He's very bad. He's very bad man. Um Oh, well he uh, oh, sorry. Oh, sorry.
Yawn into an interruption. I didn't mean to Because he's a professor. Lowe says something to the effect of like I can assure you our scientists are scans indicate that he is very dead Yes, good enough it turns out because they're not there in the there in the autopsy room Yeah, beautiful blonde lady in a crop top. What's her name?
Uh Adrian Adrian the wickedly talented Adrian Um, you know, she's doing her tests or whatever Jason gets up. He almost takes her top off Yeah, which feels like a bit of a cane hunter special sure. I got an idea for this take Yeah, he grabs her by the hair and then like by the torso and he's like what? I don't know this can't hurt guys Cast dispersion on a guy.
I know I know I know I'm saying the same thing but at the same time I'm like you I don't know I just you know, he's like a guy that I'm like, I just I don't dig his vibe, man like It's like that that scene on uh in once upon a time in hollywood where Brad Pitt is on the movie set and Kurt Russell is like have you seen the movie? Where he's like, you know, whatever dick habrios doing this movie and And Kurt Russell is like, hey man, uh, I don't really want to cliff around here and he's like, oh come on He's a war hero. He's like I don't dig his vibe and He's creeping everybody out and he killed his fucking life man And that's the kind of thing like cane hunter sort of gives me that vibe That wave killer vibe I'm going I just really this is all even hearsay. This is completely made up.
Yes This is extrapolated purely from the fact that I don't like how passionate he is about being Jason in the latter most friday the 13 sequels so like and here's the other thing to it's like territorial about it not that he likes it the guy who played um Jason in the remake is his name is Derek mirrors right another large man, whatever But he's uh you would know him Dan as the guy who from twin peaks that has to arm wrestle mr See as soon as you said his name I knew who you were talking about Yeah, and anytime you see interviews with that guy He is like nothing but like like he seems like a really like chill dude plus a guy Not that this is like an indication of like, you know, what he's like when cameras are not rolling or whatever But I don't know. He just seems like a normal guy versus like this guy who's like a little too into being Jason. Yeah Yeah, you know, it's like you strike gold. I get it It's as someone who has beaten every joke he's made into the ground.
I understand just sort of like pressing the button too many times I got it. I just want to keep pressing the button man. I've given one the first time I pressed it was amazing Yeah, it was great. Yeah.
Can I keep pressing the button? Anyway So this is this is considered one of the best kills in all the friday the 13th it's serious Not only is the kill good but the aftermath of him just like chucking the body chucking the sides And it's like, you know, clearly doesn't weigh very much and the effect of it is perfect. Yeah, you know, so would you care to Set the thing. I mean so he gets up.
He grabs her by the hair drags her over to a sink that seems to be filled with like just an open sink of What is it like liquid nitrogen or whatever nitrogen? Yes? Um, and we in space we love our liquid nitrogen deaths So she slams her head into the liquid nitrogen and her face freeze. So that is cool.
Great shot. Yeah, really cool And her face freezes and then he lifts it up and it's just a frozen face and then he smashes that down on the counter And then it just shatters and then when he picks it back up half of the head the front half of the head is missing And he just sort of chucks the body aside. Yeah, um, I like I really like the part where dr Low is like no all of our scans say he's very much dead. It's nothing to worry about and she's like, okay Well, let's go.
Let's go check and then cut to them fine. You like they're already in the middle of like all right We've got a problem here and Jason vore he's is loose on the ship and he just killed someone Um And yeah, they're like all right everybody report to this area and uh, let's see stony one of the uh The the fuck he couples. Uh, they he gets gets stabbed in the tummy. He's dead.
I liked you know, he gets stabbed Through the tummy and then the blade gets pulled out Like all the way through him. Yeah, he he gets stabbed in the front and then he turns around and then Jason pulls the knife The machete out through his back and at this point, Rob. Yeah, I'm kind of I'm kind of hooting and hollering Okay, I'm like I'm like these are these are a couple really good ones up front Right like that that frozen face thing the frozen face thing rules. It's good.
It looks so fucking awesome I am dying to know how they actually did that. Yeah, do you know how they did that? I don't well, that's okay, too I was hoping you would as I do not They yeah, I mean there's some okay deaths. There's a lot that goes like Like I said, there's like 30 people on this ship and they all be just becoming like Ken fodder at a certain point They're just like it's getting like picked off left and right Um once once stony is killed there they're like all right.
Uh, this has gotten serious Um, we have to call the space marines that you know, there are on the ship too and have them hunt down Jason for you. Right? Oh, by the way, I think it's worth mentioning that Jason when he's in that room that like exam room Yeah, one of the instruments laid out on like the table for the examiner is a giant machete a big chrome machete A big chrome sort of futuristic looking mache What's that for? It's for him to pick up that used to kill people.
That's correct Um we get we get that scene where uh, was it as real and Another dallas are uh, they're playing like a virtual reality video game where they're shooting aliens and then Jason is in there And then they're like trying to get out of the game and we see that they're just like sitting on the floor playing this game And god damn it beans. Come on You got a beans problem. I got a fucking beans problems. You won't stop Um You have to you should threaten to give her the opposite of the medicine you gave gizmo the uh The medicine that kills cats.
Yeah instead of saves them. I will I will buy black market drugs to kill you pet I will I will hire michael fast bender from the killer and guess what he'll do he'll kill you If I can kill you. I'm gonna kill you. It might not go exactly according to plan He might knock like your bookshelf over or something right Anyway So, uh, they're playing this video game and Jason enters the room It's all like virtual reality and stuff and then when they peel away, they're like it's just a room I had to rewind check offs virtual reality system I don't know The um, I had to rewind this because I thought I missed a scene or I thought like a scene was missing Yeah, like I saw the big dinosaur thing.
Yeah, I was like hold on wait. What? Yeah, I got tricked By the way rob. I want you to look over my shoulder.
Uh, now that's a good a good cat. That's a good cat That's actually a very devious little cat Yes, the dreaded miss baby She's willful She's got sand she does that sound that's sand sand all over the bed Uh, yes So yeah, so yeah, once they they come out of the virtual reality game or whatever they they're like hey Uh, this thing is still real and Jason starts attacking these guys So he breaks as real over his knee like like bane And then uh and then he takes uh, what's the dallas and then just like crushes his skull against the wall Um, so space marines They go after him and they all fucking they all end up dying they all in various like, you know, horrible ways one person gets like Uh, at one point a guy has Jason on a hook and he's like I got him and Sergeant is like don't take your eyes off of him. I'll be right there and of course he's like, I wouldn't worry. Sargi's not going anywhere And then he's fucking dead All these guys are so stupid.
They're so arrogant You think you know given Jason vortis his reputation on the black market These space marines would maybe also know who he is take him a little more seriously Yeah, they don't They don't the one guy all of these deaths sort of feel like forget. They're a little samey. Yeah, um, you get like a couple Sort of flourishes where um, I forget her name, but the one who like gets her throat cut and then someone sees her as she's dying They're like, hey, what happened? She's like Kind of goes on for a while in that manner.
That's all right. That's okay. Um, sergeant broadsky pereminza. No relation.
He gets he gets uh Yeah, he gets a knife through that that really made me laugh When he first he gets like a big like spike through his like rib and he's like It's gonna take more than a poke in the ribs to put down this old dog And then he gets another one through the chest That ought to do it. Yeah, I wasn't even it wasn't even the that ought to do it I just really liked this old put down this old dog. You know me. That's my kind of shit.
That is your kind of shoe Um The uh the guy flying a ship there always has to be a guy flying a spaceship with a cowboy hat in these movies There are different breed these pilots um I'm thinking of uh, Idris elba in was it uh, permethias cowboy hat? Um, the fuck danny mikbride in alien covet and cowboy hat and in this one, it's fat loo played by fat loo boy. Not fat. It's skinny loo or like Could it should have called him like string bean or something like that played by king alum boyed banks Ah boyed banks.
What do we know boyed from well? You probably know him from he's in uh since i'm zombay movies Yeah, I know him from the remake of donna the death for sure But we know him of course and we know him from from this he was in one episode of 11 22 63 He played a bar fly. It wasn't like a major major part or anything He didn't this not like a major reward. No, it wasn't but he was also oh no, sorry not tommy boy black sheep my bad black sheep Oh, yeah, he's the guy who doesn't takes the pictures.
He's the the yeah, yeah, klai. My best friend. I know his call me cash When she's right now the check anyway, this guy's got moxie. I like him.
He's um Yeah, he there I like I do like this part where they're um So they're heading towards salaris, which is a space station, which is a equally good movie Yeah, have you seen the original one? I haven't yeah, the original one is is very good even the remake. Oh, I was joking because and this is as good as those Yes, tarkovsky isic So they're heading towards salaris and uh, it's like this you only see the outside But it looks like it's space city it has this huge glass dome on the outside, which I think is a mistake, but whatever Um, so they uh, they're heading towards this and professor low was just like hey We have a really serious problem up here You know, you we need like a lot of army guys We need somebody to help us here right and as as fat lu is bringing it in for landing He gets killed and uh, I like this the guy on the radio is just like uh, you're coming in a little too fast uh pull back pull back abort and Our spaceship it crashes into the fucking dome of this the space station and then through some like sort of towers that are attached to it Um, maybe two towers or something like that. September 11th 24 55.
That's right. Uh, and then All right, the ship keeps keeps on cruising the ship is called uh, grendel Grendel keeps cruising a bit of a literary flourish for the egghead a little bit So the reader some for the readers do you drag your smart friend to this thing? He's like, well, I'm not going to enjoy this at all. Am I?
And then he is so first of years salaris. He's like, mmm might do my ears prick it up Then here's grendel and he's a fo foaming at the mouth. Yeah, he's fully breaking up He's kind of hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket. Just just for some sweet release The old popcorn bucket.
Mm-hmm. He's not sharing with anyone. No, I had to cut a hole in the bottom of the That monkey. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah solo mission. So much. Yeah The curse has been broken So the uh, the professor he's like, oh, it's final just we'll just circle back around and in the in the rear view Like through the window.
They're just like, uh, you see this the entire space station explode. Yeah, it's pretty funny It's pretty funny. Can I say one more thing about the monkey popcorn bucket? Yeah, uh, every time he bangs his drum someone dies every time you bang his drum someone experiences the little death And it's you The little death little death.
That's what they call it. They're calling it the small death folks They call it a little death Now, now when I do it when I do it, it's a big death. It's a big death. So speaking of big death.
Oh jeez Uh, sorry. Speaking of big death. Yeah, they tear up the space city. Yeah, they kill everybody in the space city presumably thousands of people Um that jeez is highest body count to date What i'm sure that's in the imdv trivia somewhere Um, and then everybody on the space engine like well all of our space marines are dead We can't we have to go like someplace else.
We have to reach out to a different fucking space station to try and like save us here Um, there is that scene where the professor is in the in like the control room or whatever and Jason shows up And Jason grabs his original machete not the sci-fi one that he's been carrying around the smokageoka How about a machete flavored machete? That's uh, and the professor's like it's okay. He just wanted his machete back Which I feel like was a line in the trailer and then they're like oh well dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb Kills a professor and we're left with like a small crew of people here um And uh we get this weird scene. There are a few weird scenes with uh, uh km 14 What do you mean?
The nipples one was pretty strange. They fell off They fall off and then he's like what do you even want these things and she's like well and he says somebody's name She has them and whatever he's like yeah, but you're different. It's her. He says you're perfect Which I think is sweet it is and then she said she's telling him the odds never tell me the odds get straight up Don't do that or I'll freak the fuck out.
Oh fucking freak out She's like we only have a 12% chance of survival and then they kiss And she's like we have a 53% chance of survival now. He's like let's try for a hundred. So I guess they fuck Yeah, he fucks her. Yeah, he's in love with her.
He is in love with her. That's why he gives her the upgrade He oh man, Dan. I wish he said upgrade. He said upload.
Oh, he did say upload this guy knows nothing of the downsides of uploading He knows nothing km does when she gets her head knocked off, of course Of course, but yeah, so she comes out and she's got like guns and she's like ready to fight Jason here And uh, he's yes, this guy uh sonarin says that uh, yeah, I gave her an upload Um, which I don't know. I don't know if I mean it is using the wrong word. I think but also I think it's maybe gross Oh, like the load went up. Yeah, like his load of uh jizz.
I gave her an up wad. Yeah, not much. What's up wad with you So dumb um, so she uh, she she fights Jason and shoots him a bunch of times kicks him does some karate Uh shoots off his arm shoots off a leg make collapses him and then blows off his head Uh, but he collapses into the regeneration machine. Yeah, should we move him from the regeneration machine?
No, I knocked the table down Yeah, the table seems broken. We're fine Did you not love the sort of like money python black knight moment when he has one arm and one leg and he's standing up right? No problem. Yes, that I like I adore that Yeah, tis but a scratch and um Jason that is true.
Yeah, as he's laying here someone lets the nanobots out Yeah, so um as in most of these movies there has to be the ship has to be exploding So they have a half an hour until the ship explodes um And then the ship is sort of separated into three sections of you know left right left from the right Right side is already gone and then there's the left side that's still there and they're like well What if we just contain ourselves to the middle and then detach from this the left side that's going to explode and they're like well We would have to blow it up and like well why don't we do that? So that's the plan. It's whatever It's completely nonsense. Yeah, they said the charges Jason regenerates these alpha alpha Jason is that what you called him uber Jason uber That's right uber Jason.
He's super Jason. Oh the bullets Km 14 bullets and karate have no effect Jason punches are head clean off. No extra block off. Oh, yeah cleanser whole clock Yeah, um The uh This is all taking place in like the the sort of uh, oh miss baby miss baby's here keep going miss baby Miss babies in the house.
She does not want to be help like the baby. She knows she is Keep talking. I am a baby. How dare you?
How dare you? Oh, yeah, this is not working for her at all But guess what? I'm I wing nearly twice as much as you do. Okay.
Go on fly fly Um So they uh they blow up this this fucking thing they're most of them were able to get out of there They explode the only the thing but Jason's still there if someone sacrifices themselves forgive me I don't way lander sacrifices himself. I think it's way lander. It could be I'm completely lost There are too many there are 20 people it is way lander So way lander is gone Jason punches a hole in the room that they're in so like the vacuum of space starts sucking out all the air Um everybody has to escape this is where in jonesa She is like she's holding on and she's like hanging in the air right and then she like there's a metal great That's in front of the hole in the the side of a hull and there she's like And her last line is this sucks on so many levels, which is a thing that people used to say. Yeah Um, yeah, she's a real time capsule of a chica, huh?
She really is saying stuff like that with her jeans going barely over her mons pubis Just like the lowest the lowest cut jeans you've ever seen in your life. She's riding some low riders. Yeah, um And uh What do you call it? No, that's it.
That's what you call it Uh, we did forget to talk about maybe the funniest death which is when that girl freaks out in the escape pod Oh, well that does that happen already? Yeah, that happens. Yeah, you're right. It's us They are like Yeah, it's after they detach the part of the shit They're part of the ship from the part that's gonna slow it.
Yeah, and then there's an you know an escape pod or whatever And one girl gets to it first and they're like, okay, okay Just let us in real quick and she's just having a full meltdown as Jason's walking toward them pretty slow Yeah, I mean doing his Jason thing, but yes, they're like please open the door and she is in full meltdown It just floors it spongebob style but it's still attached to the main ship Uh, and it just sort of flies instead of going straight It goes like upwards and crashes into the bottom of the ship going as well as killing her instantly. Yeah killing her instantly like a dumbass She died like a dog. Um, yeah, so Yeah, jonesa rip rip Rp jones on so many levels for you jonesa and she it sucks on two levels In the metaphorical sense and the fact that she's getting sucked out of the hall. Yeah, she should have said it sucks on two levels Cinemas in cinemas in identified Brodsky, we should note that Brodsky's back alive.
Yeah, he got an animal bust and he had nanobotted back to lay They should have had like one of their guys also get like Super strong. Yeah, right. Oh, well, I guess that's okay. No, it's crazy that they don't just nanobot everybody like back.
Yeah, they're just like Uh, I don't know. Maybe you have to be maybe it was because he was still alive or whatever and everybody else is just dead But I don't know anyway does well you have so she's your nanobot. She's your macro bot Yeah, they um they get to Whatever They have to try and distract Jason while they um, I don't know do a thing I forget even what the fucking last thing is they are so there's a um Rescue ship that comes to get them. Yes, and then oh the rescue the ship is there.
It's attached Yeah, the ships attached but the door won't open they need to reroute power Manually by having uh, what's his name? Did you get that crack? No was that you your body did that? My jaw.
Oh my god. That was chin. You've been podcasting too much. That's it's like tennis.
I'll podcasters job Uh, sergeant bradsky is like I'm gonna have to go out into you know walk do the spacewalk and go Uh fix it from the outside manually so he goes and he does that and you know, they're getting across the thing. Yeah, and They they yeah, they have to yeah in order to like open the door to get you to this ship that's gonna save them Which won't open brads he has to be outside. He has to do it like manually Jason is heading towards them So uh real quick they create a virtual reality thing of crystal lake in 1980 And this was funny. Yeah, I think this is like this has seen that I think a lot of people remember because it's like very so That like they're two girls.
It looks it turns into like 1980 They're two girls that sort of look like they're from 1980 kind of and then they're like they pop off the tops And they're like hey, would you like to smoke some pot and have premarital sex? We love premarital sex Um, so they cut away and then they cut back and he has he's they're both in sleeping bags Right, so like beckoning him to come have premarital sex and he's got one of them in a sleeping bag And he's beating the other one with it. Yeah, he's swinging one of the sleeping bags and hitting the other one. That's on the ground Yeah, now this is how you do a sleeping bag death osmo good Perkins.
Yeah take notes. Yeah, hack Also, I have to say that I don't know which Friday the 13th movie it is But there is a sleeping bag death where he takes somebody in a sleeping bag like that Picks it up and swings it as hard as he can into a tree. Oh, he does that in this too Yeah, he does but he did yes, this is played for like silly billy stuff and in that it's like played it's like that's horrible It's horrible both can be both it can be both it can be both so um So yeah, someone who's watching this play. I was like, oh, he's good Right, I think km is like oh wow.
He's really good at killing teenagers. It's like yeah, honey That's why we love him km is just ahead now that they're carrying a yes Do you like the shots where her body is clearly just out of frame? Yes, I do I'm a sucker You know We are big fans of the most low tech special effects you can manage And I also then love when they cut to the white shots and it's like paper mache Right, it's like it's like yes, it's it's like one of those heads you get at like a michaels craft sword that you're gonna You know where you're gonna cut a hole in the bottom of yeah You have to move the mouth out with a melon baller you like those those heads that you put wigs on, you know But you put wigs on and then make you go friends, you know, yeah, you know No, all right. Never mind Whatever uh, Jason for he's he kills uh, he kills the virtual campers and then um, he comes out of there There the two the last people here dr.
Luffontaine Sonoran and the head of km 14 run on to the ship to safety Brodsky is still on the outside of the the damn ship They're about to detach the he comes back in and there's like a shot of the two of them like rushing towards each other Like they're gonna fight and then the ship explodes. They're on the ship the rescue ship and they're like god damn it He's coming this way. It's very funny. Yeah, he's floating through space toward them Yes, and then uh, of course and then broad ski comes out and like off to the side He like comes in scoops him up flies him down towards earth to yeah and they burn up in reentry Very cool pretty, you know, it survives, of course Um, well, yeah, there's like um, then we get we're on the ground in earth.
We're at camp Chris the lake too Yes, and we see two campers sitting by a campfire and they're like oh my god a shooting star And they're like oh, I think it went over there Let's go check it out and then we we see like at the bottom of the lake the the mask sort of float down to the bottom And it's not over. They'll be back. Nothing is over be back. He'll be back.
I guess what now he's alpha Jason So what are you gonna do with that? Yeah, what are you gonna do you fought? Um, but that's it. That's Jason x.
Uh, it's a very silly movie sure is um, but it's pretty fun. I think we Basically climbed I would maybe say like, you know, if we want to rank these four real quick I think it's kind of a no-brainer like is that the top? Lep four and wait you In our series. Sorry.
I should have clarified um I I think I like hell razor bloodline more than this. Yeah. Yeah, it's less horny That's the thing with these these low budget R sequels. They they all have an element to report all feel horny.
Um, yeah I mean, it's probably a better movie and we get the that all feel porny. I'm sitting there. I got my my monkey I'm like I'm a monkey. I'm like got my girls heads with the wigs Um I don't know you you think you you think they're in ascending order that almost very close Yeah, I think it's this and and hell raiser jockeying for number one spot for you know what even as you're saying that I'm like Yeah, there's you know, we got the cool like body filling with demon effect in hell raiser We got the adam scott of it all the you know the young spry adam scott We got those twins.
I really like the twins. Yeah, they're great alive and twins Stop it. Uh, the yeah as like alive and twisted up versions Both good. And then I mean, yeah, you get pinhead being duped by virtual reality.
I think that happens in this That's right that right these hard villains. They're no match for vr They really are holograms or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, these holograms are they fuck up.
They'll mess you up People really were feeling like there's a new century on the horizon. Yeah, it was a real time of like uh hope and change in them Uh, so you think see I've seen this movie before so I I've seen it maybe like five times at this point really Well, I mean, it's 25 years. Yeah, I guess that's true. I guess that's it's only you've watched this five times since you turned 40 25 years ago.
That's right All right. Um, maybe because I've only seen bloodlines like twice now. It's a little bit like I'm a little bit more into it. But I don't know maybe.
Yeah Uh, it's still like a low budget horror movie. I'm just I just dig that pinhead man. He's great. I like his style I mean design, you know character design wise.
No one better Certainly not in our little series here. It was like pins in his fucking and he likes it. Oh, that's the sickest part, dude It's crazy real quick before we get into actually ranking these things and talk about the series as a whole letterbox.com slash king v pod where we uh Are going now is where we right then review. I said, you know the sense of art.
I'm kind of speaking like the octopus from Uh, what's that movie with Amy Adams? Uh, a rifle? Yeah, I started my sentence in the middle and now I'm working my way out So, um letterbox.com slash king v pod. We're gonna be octopus from the Amy What would you call it?
If you didn't know No When you said arrival then I was like, oh, I know what you're talking about. I was like, was was Amy I was in finding the one They recast Alan because she was too mean to her interns. Yeah, she was too mean to the turtles. I don't know Uh She got impatient and threw a mug when it took too long for people to learn how to think from the middle out or whatever Yeah, middle outcome.
Um, what would you rate this thing? Jason x I gave it a two a two brutal. What would you give it? Yeah, probably it's not that good.
It's not a very good movie, but you know, it's like, okay So how about one full star for the liquid nitrogen kill right? Yeah, it's good and then One half star each for kms nipples falling off for magnetic Not two feels right two feels right. It's not good. I wouldn't do like it.
Do you want to give it a like? No, because to me like is basically like rewatch It would like is am I gonna rewatch never gonna rewatch this? Yeah, I feel like Again, unless I'm doing like a full friday the 13th rewatch series I don't know the other ones are just more fun to me. I like it when it's on earth and he's just going campers Um, all right.
What is your review? I have I wrote a review for mine for me and mine is just features Uh, hold on. Sorry features. David kronin boogie and a sci-fi 9-11.
I like that a lot Um, what look in the building 7.0, right because it's the future um mine would just be Yeah, this review is dedicated to the memory of the following and it would be like Uh, sonar and paten janessa's acry sarge and alai shabrodsky kira kintzakuber waylander It would just be a memorial like a memorial. Yeah, well, I wasn't thinking 9-11 I was just thinking there's so many funny names here for example. David kroninberg is dr. Alloysius wimmer Alloysius That's not it.
Yeah, but I like I like yours. Let's go with yours because I ain't even right mine I just thought of it and we got honored you doing the homework We do yeah, yeah, you get credit for doing doing your homework Um, okay features where what is the origin of kronin boogie? I don't it it's something that I Every time I hear This is just how my stupid silly brain works is I think it's like It's just a silly funny way to say kronin david kronin because he takes his same itself So seriously in his movies are always like so serious and whatever, but it's like oh, yeah, david kronin boogie So my instinct knowing that it is my instinct knowing that is I want to punch it up with Eh as follows features david kronin boogie smiley face and sci-fi 9-11 sad face Okay, but you get the point you get the point it's rob 12 dan 11 Rob you're the first to a dozen. How do you feel?
Uh, I feel good. Uh, I want to thank my co-host for making the stupid game Do you want to end the game? No, I don't I want to keep going you want to see how if you can stretch your lead Yeah, okay, see what happens okay Alright, so not stupid. It's fun.
It's not stupid. It is fun. It is stupid. Um, I'm just being difficult It adds a pressure to writing the review.
We need a little accountability, huh? Yeah, it's the best thing for us. Um Alright, so this friday, we're talking friday the 13th and where we doing that over on patreon.com slash came pod Sign up for the five dollar month tier you can access to all the back episodes You can and uh every friday you get a new Bonus episode and we're doing double features So we did all of the original movies that went along with all of our villains in space So you got critters one leprechaun one hell raiser one friday the first Fright of the first uh and I will say you know if you like to hear us talk about Jason still sign up But maybe skip this week's because he ain't at it He's a frog boy at best spoilers Um, yeah, and then so next week we're starting our new series which if you listen to the episode on friday We don't even know what we're doing yet, but today we do and we're doing uh, we're going back to the peak Dante speak gante speak. All right.
It's not about the volcano movie Nope, it's about the films of one joseph dante great american filmmaker Uh jersey boy jersey's finest deserves get that man a rest stop, please Oh, please judy bloom move over literally kick rocks You know, I said that the other day to somebody and they were like, I only the only person I know that says is like my grandpa I'm like well your grandpa you're talking fucking pound sand all right Fuck that guy all right and fuck you So yeah, we're doing jodym. Say movies. We're doing a whole series next Tuesday. We're gonna be doing the howling That's right.
How starring d wallace and her real life husband who I cannot remember his name, but I will know it by next Tuesday Um, that's plenty of time. Yeah doing great. Uh, the what was I gonna say? We got in shell off features robert percardo is a sex pervert We're that man how exciting to have robert percardo back in our lives for four weeks Right what it's for four four damn four beautiful weeks Um, we've got at least one guess scheduled for this run.
So that's exciting. Yeah, we're gonna try and get some guests We're trying to I'm nervous about it myself It's a lot of um rob. I straight up couldn't sleep last night thinking about the prospect of getting guess. I'm not joking I had a hard time falling asleep.
I had a hard time staying asleep. I would wake up and think oh shit Oh shit. I'm gonna have to send an email Yeah, you know what that's like email Do a draft night episode with honestly that would be a really fun bonus to do just like us writing the email that we are gonna send A guess we're sending out some people that ask them. We should we should absolutely do that Alright, so maybe we'll do that.
Maybe we got for that episode on patreon.com slash team. That's right. Um, uh, all right guys That is all right unless you did you want to say anything else about the bad guys in space series? Um, yeah, I have about 20 minutes of thoughts Okay, I'm just kidding No, I'm good.
I feel good. I learned a lot about um Just about creators how how boring they are how they don't do that much one day. We'll do creators to The mcgerris film when we do our mcgerris series. Can't wait.
We're gonna do some good movies first And that's why we're doing joe dot a um, so check that out next week. Uh, you know we could call him a garris series What it's kind of a stretch, but what if we call it the like the garris tour like the eras tour We could we could top it somehow The garris garris tour. Okay I know that way make focus on that when we got don't days don't they speak right in front of us speak That's right the greatest mini series name of all time Right not so not about the movie not about the volcano Not about the volcano movie joe don't take me next week next Tuesday. See you there the only thing I have left to say about these base villain movies ech philfior