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Thank you everybody for making this happen. Jason Ellis Wood.com. He's not in the industry anymore. Yeah, I don't care anymore.
Who's not in the industry? You're not in the landwood industry anymore. Yeah, yeah. Don't come again, man.
I would never call you gay. I never call you. The whole show. Not with that attitude.
I love you guys and I'll ruin my life to be here. Appreciate it. We're not going to do that to you today. You're wrong.
All right. All right. That's okay. Oh, and the loser eats a human shit.
Yeah. I guess. You're thinking about the prices. Guess who's still listening?
He's not gay anymore. He's just depraved. Is that an Aztec death whistle? Yeah.
That's my fault. Let's do my balls. Got hard. Thanks for causing a bunch for the YouTube.
That's, I appreciate that. Oh, God, I forgot about this. It's okay. Fruit tingles.
Okay. Fruit tingles. Yeah, that's a candy in Australia. They're called lollies because I had my nieces here and she was like, I only get some lollies.
And I was like, why is that word familiar to me? And then I was like, it's candy. I got some Australian candy when I was there. Somebody brought me a big ass bag of these candies.
Some of them kind of racist. I think. Yeah. Have some Jolyton Mens.
Bums are tasty, aren't they? Yeah, those were good. Those weren't the ones I was talking about. Yeah.
He's saying he does as a kid. It's a real believe. Oh, you idiot. I'm talking to the show.
America has a history of a racist candy word. It's just a show. Our favorite candy is N-Bums. Everybody gets those when you're a kid.
They stand for no. Yeah. Bums. But I did the, I hosted, I announced the X Games.
No, Vodola this weekend in Utah and the girl that won is Australian. And she won Best Trick and Best Trick. You get given money. Like there's a guy on the deck that's just giving you cash for any trick you do.
Hell yeah. And she made a couple on a box. I was like, what are you gonna, because I'm like, I got asked the winner one question. I was like, what are you gonna do with the money that you got on the deck?
And she was like, I'm gonna get lollies. And I said, I was like, hey, Utah, she means she's gonna buy some candy with that. Yeah. Because I don't think anyone gets that.
Yeah. I bet they got a laugh probably, right? Oh, yeah. No, I'm the funniest guy in Vodola.
Yeah. Yeah. The Dave Chappelle of Vertnik. Yeah.
Yeah. Something's different. Oh, it is. Spicy.
Yeah. Welcome back, Joel Miles. Nice to see you on this side of the camera. I guess you say.
Yeah. Yeah. I love being here. I'm so happy to see your faces.
I got my teeth white in today. You really? Yeah. This is wider.
Well, they bad. They were, they were, I drink a lot of coffee and I was. So I was thinking about doing that. I had bad teeth for years.
I'm finally at the end of it. They look good. Thanks. But I never noticed you to have bad teeth.
No, I don't smile a lot. Well, that's good. No, but now they're like, does that mean now you will smile? I think so.
I'm gonna get my money's worth. Let it rip, dude. Yeah. How about your teeth, Miles?
They're there. Wow. You smile like a moron. I don't smile with teeth ever.
Well, I don't think I've ever seen that. That seemed like I hurt. It hurt? Yeah.
What is that? Because you're so hard? No, I just don't. Serious like veterinarian is checking the gum's energy.
Yeah. It was like smile or I'll shoot you in the face. Yeah, it's like a crack and smile. Yeah.
I felt like the teeth that you showed when you smiled were way better than your face was making out. Like it was like, you're like, it was like, yeah, it was like, poo-tangs hanging out of there. But there's good teeth. It's like, because I feel like I should smile more.
Don't do that. What the hell is wrong with the construction worker pick up line on Miles? Hey, baby, smile some more. I'm not going to say it ever, never again, right?
You're right. You know what I'm not. And I'm not. No, you're cool, man.
Yeah. I'm also. He's decent. No, no, no, let's move on.
He says, calling Miles are over again. Time was Miles couldn't watch that. So I'll get his ass. I'll always smile all the way because I'll stop.
Don't want to be here. Shut up. I don't want to be here. Give me some coffee sugar.
Okay, listen, listen. Hey, you guys have got a serious show today. Shut up, John. It could be.
It's serious because we have a serious guest who is running a game that we used to do when we were rich and successful on Satellite Radio. And the reason I even had a job on Satellite Radio was because of this man. Oh, nice. Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Will Pindavas on the on the on the on show.
Wow. Wow. I will. Wait, you have a you're the king.
Yeah, well, I was going to be will the wizard, but Artie City didn't have any wizard hats. So now I'm the king of contests. Oh, okay. It's good.
Wow. It's that kind of Rhonda. It's better than just being will. Whoever wins today on the game will get all of my gold.
Right. I think it's always. That's cool. That's worth it.
Back up for $4. Also, also the winner gets $5. Oh, shit. Couple of minutes.
You can tell me and I made a bet on who invented this particular flag first. What country? Okay. And tell you one.
So he got $5 and he was like, I'll donate it to Alice. Wow. I'm hanging it forward. That's that fine stuff.
Also, I want to thank Brianna for making Alice Jeopardy board that is at a level that makes me think like budget wise for the Jason I'll show these days. We're not doing that. Great. We're hemorrhaging.
When I see the Alice Jeopardy board, it's like we've never made more money in our lives because that board is way better than the boards we used to use. Just imagine if Miles held it in such a way that people could see all of it on camera. There it is. Oh, there it is.
It's still. Okay. So those of you that don't know how this game goes, which would be Miles and Joel. Alice Jeopardy is a lot like Jeopardy in the normal Jeopardy, but instead I am given the names of things and then I talk about it in a way that probably wouldn't be a normal Jeopardy game.
And then I act accordingly. That's the thing where this game can change because I know that Tully, no offense that you guys is the smart one or the educated one. I mean, I can say safely that he's smart at the miles. I don't know about your job.
I don't know, because I don't know. I'm not suspicious of that you might be as dumb as Miles, but I've got to try and do it in a way. I've got to do it in a way where I can try to fool Tully while you two dumbasses get it. Oh, you're competing also?
Yes, I'm also a contestant. I'm leaving. Dude, this is unfair. Way to say positive.
Dude, you got me. You're just going to have to beat me. No, no, yes, to beat Tully too. Okay, I have.
He's not going to beat Tully. And it's not true. Tully has lost this game before. Plenty of times.
Because I play it in a way where this is the hardest thing for me is how do I give you two dumbasses to lose without giving the educated guy the win? I like this game. And he knows me more than you two as well. So it's like I have to pretend I'm not me.
It's very difficult. It's a skill in itself. Yeah. So you're winning.
It's like Ginger Rogers trying to lose right to stay out of the dance floor. It's just like that. Well, how's Hot Lana? It is hot.
How about it? I bet it is. Will runs that town. Dang, I can tell he's the king.
Yeah. You can't just buy those things at Party City. Do you have a black girlfriend, Will? I do not.
Why not? Because I have an Italian girlfriend. Oh, that's half black, isn't it? Yeah, she's Sicilian.
It's in there. Don't. That's what they say. I didn't do real nice things.
Don't. I just heard you say it. You haven't been around the JSNL show in a while. We're very racist now.
Why is your cat so warmish? Is it boy, girl? He's a boy. Is he always this hot?
I mean, yeah. If you're into cats. I guess. He is how Sicilian.
Okay. Okay. By the way, on Elle's Jeopardy, we don't have buzzers. So, Elle, you've got to give everybody your buzzer.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. So your buzzer is. Do I smack mine?
Okay. What is your buzzer? Your buzzer is Vietnamese. I knew it.
Which you should have no trouble saying. Go ahead. Give that a go. Vietnamese.
Monies. He knows what he's saying. Okay. Yours is.
You have your. Oh, whatever your siren. Oh, right. Yeah.
Where did that thing go? It's been a couple of years. Metal bullhorn. Joel, yours is telling me out here.
What's your favorite band? Joel. Let's say the Ramones. Okay.
The Ramones suck. I hate you. That's not true. I mean, that one song's pretty good.
And then all the other ones that sound exactly like it. The Ramones are possibly top 10 most influential rock bands of all time. You want that to be your buzzer? Yeah.
The Ramones are one of the top 10 most influential. Oh, the death whistle. There you go. What do I do?
Just blowing it? Yeah. It just does something to me. Perfect.
No, I'm about 43% indigenous. So there you go. We'll don't kill anybody. Oh, whoa.
Okay. All right. I think we're ready. Will.
So what would you like to introduce the categories? Yes. The categories for today are Mr. Softy.
It's a small world. Give me a break and tongue in cheek. And I think you're starting things off by letting Joel pick the first number off the ball. Oh my gosh.
Okay. Let's go with what's the second? Oh, it's a small world. Let's go Mr.
Softy for 100, please. And so we're buzzing in when we have the answer. Yes. Yes.
And this category are things what might be soft. Okay. Okay. This is a thing that might be soft.
I think that if you leave it for a long time, maybe it could be hard if it dried up on the carpet. But I mean, if you did it on the carpet, that would be, I don't know how you would do that. You'd have to be a real barbarian to want to do that. Yeah.
What is poop? Nope. Right. Will, is that correct?
Not the answer we're looking for. Yeah. So you just lost the point. Congratulations.
You're still going. You're still 100. This is a thing that you can do. Let's say you drank a lot.
And then you're doing a demo with me and your miles is stepdad and you do a trick over me and something squirts into your pants. They would call that. You can't you're already out. Well, you're really that bad.
I mean, Yeah, I mean, you looked him in the eye. The amazing thing. Yes. Yes.
Sweat. What? What? Sweat is soft.
If you know this. It's a little squirt. I don't. Okay.
Well, okay. Well, then what about if you, you had like a bad meal? Yeah. Okay.
Is it specifically diarrhea? Yeah. Oh my god. I was going to say that.
Okay. But you didn't. Area is poop. Yeah.
Yes. But poop is not always diarrhea. Oh. Thank you, my goodness.
But poop is soft. I went to the judge. Will is in charge of the bell. Shepherdy and Will said no.
That is not the correct answer. Okay. That's fine. That's fine.
Listen. I get it now. Who's wearing a plastic crown here? If that means Holly has control of the board.
Oh, wow. Miles, when you're holding the board, try to smile, please. Let's do tongue in cheek for 300. This will be tongue stuff.
Tongue stuff. Okay. This is a thing that you would do to your tongue to notify people that you sucked it. Okay.
This would be a thing that you would do to your tongue. What is a tongue piercick? Yes. Wow.
Nice. Well done. There it is. 300 points on the board.
All right. Joe, get your control of the board. All right. Let's go.
Let's go give me a break for 100. All right. Things you could break. Okay.
This is the thing you could break if you were 55 years old and you were going up for just another 540. What is your hip? Jimenez. Yes.
What is your femur? Which is also considered. No, no, no, no. No.
He said femur. What is the king say? Oh, yeah. King.
What do you say to that? I say that does count. There you go. Thank you.
Is that your leg? Did you say that? Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, your femur is a leg bar outside. When you said 50, what's OK? Poop is diarrhea is poop. When you argue with me, I'll do this.
I'll do this, man. Give it to the white guy. All right. Is there a race card I can pull?
Yeah. We should have got you one. No, it's fine. Go ahead.
Mouse is it. All right. Let's go. Mr.
Softy 300. Again? Something that could be soft. Oh, wow.
This is going to be difficult. This is a wow. This is. It's not hard for you.
You're not playing. Oh, man. What is it? Well, this is tough to explain.
One is a thing that is considered a thing, but it's like you get a whole pass these days because of popularity, and maybe you could go into a whole of fame of a certain genre, but you're not really that genre. I know this. Go ahead. Rock.
Yes. Yes. Soft rock. Correct.
Racist. I'm pulling the race card. Right. Why is that racist?
I'm just claiming it. I'm just pulling it. That is 300 points and controls board. Let's do.
It's a small world for two. OK, this is going to be. Tully's painting. It's a specific place.
A specific real place on earth. OK, this is a place where, um, where like thousands of years ago, when the lands were not separated, and it was just one big land. Yeah. What is Pangea?
You're an idiot. Shouldn't wait. That's minus 200. Did you see how that works?
That's literally the biggest place. Yeah, so when places were all together. Yeah, but I haven't finished. The whole category is places that are very small.
You name it the biggest guy. But that's a small budget. I was going to get into that too. Is that a conjunction to the earth?
OK. I mean, let me, let me, let me, let me, here's my argument against that number two. Jason, can you define Pangea? No.
Right. Also, also, it's a group of dumbasses because I was like, fuck, you got the right answer. It's all together. Shoot.
You know what? I'm ready to just lose everything. You too are a bunch of dumb Mexicans. These are not necessarily small places.
They're specific places. Right. Anyway, as I was saying. Yeah, leading category.
She is the least specific place in her. Alice Jeopardy. This is thousands, millions of years ago, maybe. I don't know the math.
In the time before the lands was all attached. And then the Africans, because Africans were the first humans, they walked to a place where it was real cold. And then the lands separated and water grew over it. And then people were on different islands.
And then this is where people, this is where the blacks were in the cold in the snow. And then there's skin changed. Is it Alaska? No.
Idiot. OK. One person left. This is a place where they made that knife where you pull out all the different forks and spoons and shit.
And it's like, oh god. The M&E's. Switzerland. Yes!
Whoa! The only thing I picked out of anything that was said was the Swiss army knife. Yeah, I do. That's why I changed the whole thing.
So what I'm learning is I'm going a little too fast. I need to let Jason Barry. I would have said Banjia. Yeah.
What's wrong? It's fine. All right. That earns you 200 points in control of the board.
That's all right. It's a hell of a board, Reanna. Board control. Tongue and Cheek, 200.
All right. Tongue stuff. OK. This is a thing that you could eat, but it's also a grind that I do better than anyone in the world.
Oh. Salad grind. Yeah. Wow.
How did you know that? Wow. I know it. That was a surprise.
No. No. No, it does salad grinds. I do.
I would say you do it better than anyone in the studio as well. Unbelievable, Miles. I'm trying to give you. I just love to want to.
I know my brain went to Cholito. Hey, Joel, thank you for knowing that I do salad grinds. No. It was not what I had in mind when I put salad under tongue stuff.
But good job. Thank you. Did you have tongues in mind? Toss and salad.
No. No. Toss and salads. All right.
OK. All right. Get your hands bored and 200 points. Go ahead.
Heck yeah. Let's go tongue in cheek for 100. He's so cheek. Bill's feeling himself.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. I know that I will fall as soon as I get confident. All right.
This is the thing that was invented that is so fun. I don't have it anymore. But I really like him. It's like sometimes I'm like blow job or this particular thing because it's that good and convenient.
And like whoever invented it, it's just like man, you get to like have food and then the food comes with a holster. It's like you hold it and feed yourself with the entire package. It's like one of the greatest inventions of our time. I believe it was invented by a white guy.
Because I'm racist. And I believe that we invented some great meals. But this is a thing where you can put all different kinds of things in the middle and then you put these two particular things on the outside. Yeah.
You don't get to do this. I have the answer. I'm not changing my answer. Sandwich.
Yes. Oh my god. There you go. I have points.
Are you are you going to have a category? I don't want you to talk to me. Which would have been terrible. Well, you should not say what you were thinking.
I know. That's what I'm going to say. Opposite of what you're thinking. Just smile.
Yeah. It's in your name. Wow. Let's go.
Oh, man. Let's go. It's a small world for 100. Right.
Specific place. This is a place that sucks unless you're a child. And if you're an adult and you go there, I'm not fucking you. Oh.
Oh. Go with our guests. Yeah. OK, Joe.
Disney World. Yes. That is correct. We would not have accepted Disneyland by the way.
Wow. You are a real Nazi king. Yeah. All right.
I feel like all the boys are pissing Telly off because the way the king has written them. And it's just like all the times. We'll just do it to have your back. Still got a small world.
Disney World. All right. Let's go Mr. Softie for 200, please.
All right. Things what can be soft. Oh, yeah. This is a thing that this is a thing that can that that comes out of a machine.
And you ever see two girls one cup? Yeah. Oh, God. I know this one.
Soft serve. Yeah. Yeah. You just served us with that with that correct answer.
The order points. But I'm hard. Oh, man. I was going to score update.
Yeah. Go ahead. You want to ask it. The numbers are going up and down.
It's insane over here. OK. Wow. I bet it's crazy.
Well, it's pretty heavy. Go with that. It's pretty low. Go.
We got miles taking up the rear with 200 points. He does take it up the rear. We got I heard that we got Joel in the middle with 300 and Tully just ahead with 400. Oh, wow.
How? This is a real burn burner. Probably because I've got more right than you. Just a tad more.
Go. All right. Give me a break for 300. Take your time.
Right. 300. OK. This is a thing that is a thing that I go on a lot and it never works out.
The M&E is yes, Miles. A day. Shut up. Wait.
Wait. Funny. Wait. Wait.
It's only one right. Oh, the key. The Tully. No, I thought I thought I thought I thought I was objecting something.
That's cool. What is it? Go ahead. It's 300 points with control of the board.
Pick your category. It's a small world 300. All right. Another place.
This is a place that has little respect for life. Oh, wait. So I thought it was a country. I'm not a convert chair.
Indiana. Yeah. What type of bullshit is that? Dude.
Whoa. He's not the freak there. He's not a cat. He's not a cat.
He's an idiot. Oh, no. I don't care if I lose anymore. Look what I'm saying.
I just want to back on. I wish I could just drop this and walk it. Just leave and go. It's not getting better than ours.
Give me a break for 400. We'll remind me what this category means. Oh, that would be stuff you could break. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. OK. This is a place that you go to if you're like, I mean, you're a fucking loser. You go there to die, but you don't.
You go there to show off. You tell people that you've done this. You've done that. The other news.
What's an old person's home? OK. This is stuff you could break? No, it's reading the wrong category.
Oh. Wait. Oh. Oh, I took the wrong one.
Yeah. That's OK. Sorry. That was a good answer.
It wasn't bad. Are we counting miles? Is that a flood of an answer? No, I guess I go again.
OK. OK. So this is a place like you go there. And then after you go there, you tell everybody you did it.
And then people think you can do everything. Climb Everest? Mount Everest. Yeah.