JAWGUST 2: “Your Husband's Been Here All Morning. What's He Doing? His Job.” (12 of 31)

Happy Price Spaghetti Day, you beach combers! Today for JAWGUST 2 we head back to the beach, where we get an angry Mayor, a nervous Chief, and an 80-second montage that rivals Baywatch (but not Baywatch Nights. Nothing rivals that).And besides this 3-minutes and 40 seconds, absolutely nothing JAWS related happened today, which is rather sickening if you ask me. The only thing that even comes close is that I was in Maine multiple times this month - but of course not in the area on the day a great white shark shows up.