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Go now. First sleep in my new house. Crazy. Not sleep.
Just crazy. I have a house. Normal sleep. I don't like this game anymore.
I love this. Oh my God. Hey, man, whatever lady people. If you think of any little people listening, I'd like to think so.
When I'm thinking of my coffee, I don't have any miles or something. When I picture the audience in my mind's eye, I picture large leap midgets. That was smally. Smally.
Smally. Jason's playing. You've been inappropriate. I bet they've heard worse.
That's beside the point. I've got nothing but love for the midgets. Look, there's one on Jay's lap right now that he's a little cat. He's not a midget cat.
He's actually called a Bambino. He's retarded. I know it's not supposed to say that either. So you're saying he's a retarded midget?
Yeah. You're definitely not supposed to say that. Well, good. Hey, YouTube.
How's it going? Jay Light, welcome. Sort of back. Happy to be happy to be sort of a cat.
It's so fun. You're so excited. Rumbi was pumped last time. And now he's like, oh my God, I missed out on so much.
I've got a lot of textures for him to be with today. Philip that rebel bean. I'm a friend to all the animals. I'm a meanser.
So you were here not that long ago, correct? We can't record it, but we recorded it incorrectly. We can't prove it. Yeah, we could.
Yeah, that was a huge. I took that well. That's good. Old me.
Couldn't handle it. I could have handed it. It's just the person that fucked it up. Probably couldn't have handed what I was going to dish out.
I was going to punch them. I was just going to abuse them. Mentally punch. Yeah, that's Brianna's job.
She's the one. She's the muscle. Yeah. I think that's a better word.
It's a better team. I don't think I should hit anybody. Brianna's got full license though. A hell yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, make it extra brutal. This bat, this bat wasn't here the last time I was here. No, Brianna brought that.
That's a good shot. She's got a lot of jazz. She's going to come in and touch the string. I mean, your brain's like a walking gun.
That'd be funny, bat. Yeah, no pressure. You're just going to get hit with the baseball. Active barbed wire.
You know how funny. You'll be funny. You're a professional. So what's new?
You like the last two weeks? Not a whole lot. I mean, not a whole lot. Especially I came on to promote last time doing well.
So, you know, go watch that if you still haven't yet. It's still funny. It's still funny. It was us, but it clearly didn't.
You can check it out. She's out of town right now because of how much she hated the joke. She's gone. Yeah.
Hannah's to New York City. Is she from New York? She is. Born and raised in Greenwich Village right across from Stonewall.
Did she have a smoke cigarette? No. What's up with that? I don't know.
Why do people do that there? You know, her mom, she never smokes cigarettes because her mom was a big smoker. And she... That's one way or the other.
Yeah. I think she shamed her mom for smoking. Good. Yeah.
She grew up in the village. She grew up right across. She saw... She had a lot of supervision.
She watched the Sopranos when she was like five years old. Is that bad? I didn't even know the Sopranos was a TV show until I think I was in high school. I think young people in the New York and Jersey area, the sooner they learn about Goombas, the better.
Yes. Because you're going to want to watch your back. I like to say Goomba. Don't ask me.
I don't even know what it means. Well, Goomba is just an Italian midget. Okay. Well, then, maybe you shouldn't say that.
Yeah. Yeah. I had no boundaries when I was going on. When people talk about how they weren't allowed to watch a particular show, that was not what I was dealing with.
Oh, yeah. I was the total. I couldn't literally watch PG-13 movies until I actually turned 13. Yeah.
I watched Radar. It proved my dad snuck me into Mad Max. I think it was one or two, maybe if you don't have the one in the drive, the drive in theater back in the day where you could drive and watch a movie by a car. Which now that I look back, it's put the speaker on your window.
It's pretty chank, you know. I guess having your own car, being able to sit in your own car is a lot less like a … because people suck, you know, you know, your phone or you're like who are or some, you know, your kid or some shit. And if you're in your car, then the only people you have to worry about are the people in your car. We had fights, well I didn't have a fight, but I watched him punch people in the head at the drive-in theater.
During Mad Max? Not that particular movie, but more than once did he have a disagreement with somebody because you could get beer as well. Oh, okay. And there would be some dudes like, nice car ticket and my dad would go fuck yourself and they'd go, would you say it?
He's like, you heard me? You're fucking weak, preeking next thing you know. They're punching on around the car. Well, I cry in the car going, please stop.
I was never a tough kid. Please daddy, I'm just trying to watch Young Einstein. Yeah. You may as well call me a midget, I was fucked up.
We do not, we don't, we don't watch that. Never seen that. No serious head over there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But I remember the goose, he got burnt and then Mad Max had to see the goose and the goose. They cut it out of the one that's on the, on the, that you watch Mad Max, the goose that shows goose is melted hand. And then it shows Max pull the curtain and look at goose's face. And it just shows Max being in shock at goose's face.
Yeah. But in the one I watched, they show goose's face and goose is, is melted. That was edited out for States. Yeah.
We can't handle the goose. Apparently. I was like what they did with Robocop. When they edited out at the very beginning with the, with the robot in the conference room that shoots everybody, they edited out like, I think five seconds of that in America.
Cause they said it was too violent. Weird because we are pretty violent. Yeah. At least inhood, you know, I would think.
But yeah, look, is that the goose's eyes? Nah, that's, that's the Knight Rider's eyes right before he hit a car and exploded, which was always weird for me. The Knight Rider was like, the Knight Rider, do you know who the Knight Rider is? With the talking car?
No, no, I'm glad you brought it. And I feel really old. You saying that the Sopranos was already a TV show before you do it, made me realize how much older I am than you. Because when that came out, I was like, TV, who cares?
Yeah. It was soft. It was soft. It was on TV.
But the Knight Rider was this bad guy. He was a bad guy and he was on the loose. And he was friends with some other gangs in the Mad Max movies. Okay.
Before it went completely while there were authorities at the start, after the nuclear blow up and all that stuff, it was a wasteland, but there were still authorities in Mad Max, the first one. Okay. And this guy was Knight Rider, was a bad guy, and he was friends with these biker guys. And the Knight Rider was having fun running from the cops.
Cause the Knight Rider had a fast car, he had a hot chick, I mean, for him, she was hot. Hot for the Wasteland. Oh yeah, real hot. She was a chick.
So that's hot. And he was running from the cops and then Mad Max before he got completely mad. That's how Mad Max was. Cause before Max lost his wife and child.
Cause that's when he went mad. But before that he was just Max. Right. But Max played chicken with the Knight Rider and it shook the Knight Rider hard.
Okay. Like they faced each other, which got crazy. Cause the Knight Rider is like screaming down the road, cops are shooting at him. He's like, whoa, you can't catch me.
I'm a Knight Rider. Like, woo hoo. And he's chicken a little laughing about and stuff. And then Max meets him at the top of the hill and runs towards him.
And he jukes out of the way and Max does not pull out of the way. Max goes straight through, shakes the Knight Rider out of his boots. Sure. Then he spins around, chases the Knight Rider.
And the Knight Rider starts crying. Ah. Like a bitch. Can't cry in the Wasteland.
And Max has followed him and then Max slows down cause he sees that there's an accident ahead. And the Knight Rider's Timothy talking smack. And he goes over the hill and hits this car. And when he hits the car, right before he hits it, his eyes come out.
Don't you reckon the Knight Rider looks like Bam, but like not as fat. He looks like a Bam had a. Sorry we're going to the gym. Had a man get with Russell Crow.
Yeah, I was just going to say he's got a strong Russell Crow vibe. Right. Yeah, but like current Russell. Oh, this is really nice.
He's having never seen a single second of a Mad Max movie. I was sitting here indulging myself in the fantasy that this was totally made up and you were just improvising Mad Max fan fiction. No, this is the night ride. I guess this is cool too.
Yeah, you know, if you're much a chicken, yeah, Max is like, look, look, he, look, Bam pushes his face out of the way. And then there's plenty more. You can't like, but look how cocky, bam is. But then watch Max throws him off.
And now he shook. Yeah, he's in the night ride his head. Oh, even Andrew Moore. Yeah, he's shook.
Then Max baby is like right up his ass. Look what she starts crying. Like what a bitch dude. It's because Max like, look it.
Fucking bitch dude. Him and his barista girlfriend. Yeah, right. She's totally a self-patriot show.
Right. She got a Michelin star. I guess it's packed to strip an important for me. But watch this.
He's eyes come out of his head, which is physically impossible. Well, none of us have ever been in the post-apocalypse. So who is really to say? Anything about?
Yeah. Like he has. This may have something to do with uranium poisoning. All right, right.
Yeah. If you're just tuning in. See, guys got red flags. Max sees the flags and watch it shows he's.
Oh, no, didn't he always come out of his head? Yeah, they did. There they go. So they came out of his head when he knew he was going to hit.
Right. Well, you're not going to need those anymore. But Max saw the looking guy right there. Like where's all these?
He's got his letters on their old clean. But then later on down the road, the biker guys that are friends with the night ride, that's while they're alert. They kill his wife and kid. And that's when Max fully snaps.
He goes, Doc gets an e-brace and just starts fucking everybody up. How much do you think we could look to suppose the budget for that movie? I'm guessing it was under five million dollars. Under five million dollars.
Original Mad Max? I'm going to say maybe four. Right. Why are there no more of those?
There's plenty of people. We took over. No, but there's plenty of people out there getting 18 to 10 million dollars to make some sort of low budget independent film. And some of them are supposed to be lighthearted and fun.
And so like literally nobody is even trying to make something. The last cool. With a budget. I mean, there probably is a low budget when it's cool, but we don't get to watch it because Netflix is only showing you the jerk off movies.
350,000. I feel like the last three million cool movie that I can think of that probably had a low budget was drive. But even that was like that's 12 years ago. Yeah.
Yeah. You don't like drive? No. Why not?
Just bitches in it. Which one was driving in drivers? I was always Ryan Gosling as the stunt driver who's also get away driver at night. Oh, I'm thinking a baby driver.
Oh, yeah, that's what I was too. But Ryan Gosling seems like a nice guy. But he's a bitch made 15 million. That's what we're talking about.
What's talking about Mad Max? He's a man. He's a man. Max was made for Bogans.
Yeah. And Mad Max was a movie about cars. Yeah. Ryan Gosling was on like Disney team.
Yes. Like just making a mouse club guy. It's apples and oranges. Yeah.
I can't even Ryan Gosling's biggest role before I think drive was a notebook, which is like that's a total shift. The best thing about this movie, the thing that everyone talked about was the car that they offered Max to go back to the police, where it was a V8 interceptor and it had a supercharge. And that was like supercharge was this thing that had just kind of come out. OK.
And it was fully illegal and people knew about it and people in Australia. If you were kind of rich, some people had a supercharger in their car. But they had superchargers. You guys had supercharger in like a stock car, but it was supercharged light.
It wasn't super like you have to get your car bought out to handle the supercharger because the supercharger would make your car revs so hard that if you didn't have it bought out, the engine would blow up. Because when the supercharger kicks in, the car would scream like the wheels would go so much faster. And when it's all we cared about. And then then they brought nitrous because nitrous was a thing.
Like my father had nitrous in a Corvette and in a in a Harley-Davidson wide-glove, which was looking back at one of the most gangster things that anyone's ever done. OK, I've still never seen anybody that has a street bike that has nitrous oxide. And it wasn't he wasn't in a movie. He wasn't the star of anything.
He was the star of his own fucking lunchbox or whatever. But that car that bike was vicious. And so dangerous. It's one of that.
Noss just to fill in with the not like the movie kind of does it over the top version where like you hit it and it's like, but it did do that. Yeah, you'd be going along and then you turn the bottle on and it would kick a it was like a whole new engine kicked in that wasn't there before. It would last like three seconds. So this is all the noss.
I remember feeling when Fast and the Furious because that was like the big deal and franchise. See, that's supercharger. So you know, like clicks it in and starts running over the motor box, which was real cool. Then that's a supercharger.
But that that shaker that he's got out of the hood, like they just don't that's illegal, you know, like I think you guys had a thunderbird that you guys made that came supercharged. I think so. And it had a little spoiler on the top. So it was like a little bit faster.
You know, this this car, man, Max's cars like a they recreate it all the time. They haven't been car shows and shit. I don't even know if it's even got a real supercharger in it. But when I was a kid, there were dudes that had cars that had superchargers in it.
And they were, you know, they weren't great handling cars. They were just like, they would fly like they really were, you know, you can be doing a hundred mile an hour and then click this thing on and you spin the wheels that if you spin the wheels out and try sideways when you're already doing a hundred mile an hour, you're dead. That was, you know, it had good reason to make it illegal. Because most of us were most of the people that had that were drunk when they had it.
Yes. What other people I remember that had it. Oh, that's the perfect time to show off the superchargers. That's kind of the time.
That's about car can go. The time I most motivated to use it, obviously. There's a guy I didn't race it. My dad had the Hallie Davidson, a wide glide.
It had a rubber chain on it. It was like a new thing supposed to be cool. And he had a was called a wide glide. Hallie Davidson, I don't know that much about by citizen.
So that was called and we reached, we raced an HQ holder. Dude had a holder and he had a supercharged. He had a big shaker on the front of it. It was him and his chick who was green with the race stripe on the side.
And he's like, revenant at the light. And my dad goes, Jay, turn the bottle on. And I was like, Oh, shit. All right.
You know, I lean down on the side, turn the bottle on. And, you know, we're waiting for the light to go green. We take off and the car got a little bit of a jump, maybe or no. I think maybe we get the jump and then the car started to creep up and come past.
And I was, I had my helmet on the side of my dad's back. So I was looking at sideways at the guy's car and he comes up, starts catching us. And I all I remember thinking is like, Oh, no, we're going to lose. Because I've always been a competitor.
You know, and I was like, Oh, no, because we got the jump and now we're losing. And then he flicked the switch when to make the bottle kick in. And for a second, it didn't work. But what I didn't know, my dad told me later is the rubber chain slipped on the spot on the sprocket because it was because the engine pulls that hard when the nitrous kicks in that it started ripping the rubber chain up.
Oh, man. So then it catches and we pull off. And I remember this dude pushing the steering wheel, you know, because he realized that the bike had another gear or something and it's that we started to pull away. But I remember thinking we were so cool.
You know, like, fact that guy, you know, it's might well have popped out. The end of my dust. I'm told that that's sort of thing. My favorite part was he's girlfriend.
I can tell he's his girlfriend wanted to have sex didn't less. You know, I was like so enjoyable. I was like, she's not going to be going to want to bone you. You just got beat by father and son on a Harley Davidson.
How old would you have been roundabout? Probably like 10 or something. Jay, whereas when you were 10, what would you say was the coolest thing? The coolest thing you'd done?
What was the limit of your freedom? What sort of things would you have been getting up to that you might rank your friends about? Oh, when I was 10? Yeah, man, not much.
I agree a lot of you are 11 by yourself. I was not. We didn't even I couldn't. I don't think there was a 7-1 with him.
Why I could bike to the sonic. I could buy can get a burger. I'm not the 7-11 or a sonic. So you're winning there.
We used to walk through drive-thrus. They let you do that. They got another better to do it. Burger King can't really afford to be super.
They give you a burger. Oh, we walked through the drive through all the time. Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, we also could have just gone inside. Right. But they're bored. They got it.
Yeah, they got it. I think they've had a trust the musings we did. I think I'm good. I think by the time I was 10, like I was very good at video games.
And I think that was the best I could do. Like I could do all the stuff. I could do all this driving stuff in like Mario Kart 64. When you say video games, you mean home console?
Yeah, I was a Nintendo kid. I was like N64 Game Boy. That's before my time. I was sneaking around playing golf night.
I got three of my houses because I wasn't allowed to have because it was rated T-14. Too violent. Yeah, we had video game parlors. Oh, yeah, like the like full on arcade with the cameras.
Yeah, I hated pinball and people like that. And I hated it, but there was like some car games with the actual steering wheel and the pedal. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was fun.
I thought that was cool. He used to keep those in mind a extra dark, just like the Chuck E. Cheese. Yeah.
Just to maximize people's ability to abduct children. Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese also didn't have it. And I'm a bit pissed about that because I would have loved Chuck E.
Cheese. Chuck E. Cheese when you're eight years old, like as I've done, I've done both. It doesn't feel all that different from being on ecstasy in the nightclub when you're like 19.
OK, well, then I've done it. Yeah. It's very you're super stimulated. Yeah, it's in time to getting it feels sort of taboo.
The dancing rats and stuff. It's pretty cool. Yeah, he's kind of trippy. He's towering over you.
I'm telling you, it's quite a bit like doing drugs. There's a good chance the people you came with are going to leave you behind. Yeah, I grew up in the suburbs, mostly in between Dallas and Fort Worth. It's a little city called Colleville.
It was just there. Do you ride horses? We, I have, this is not really a horse town. This is more of a like people having vanity exotic animals kind of a town.
Like, targets. Not tigers, but we did have a lot of people who had like zebras. There were a couple people who had like ocelots, I think you could get. What is an ocelot?
It's like a little, it's like a not a jungle cat, exactly. You know, the circle is where it's like a, it's like a bobcat. Think I like a bobcat. Yeah.
They look like house cats, but they're way more dangerous and they make cooler noises. Yes. Yeah, but you had one? No, but I get there are people in our area who had like there's an exotic animal store, like an exotic pet store.
What do you think? Ticwondo place that I took? Ticwondo at once. So you grew up in Napoleon, basically.
Kind of, but a little bit more, it was a little bit more suburban, not quite as rural as Napoleon, dynamite. Yeah. You're right in between Dallas and Fort Worth. Like we were right by DFW airport with a lot of pilots in my neighborhood.
I see. Top Gun. Yes, just like that. Those guys, they were just like that.
They were exactly like they gave probably. Iceman was gay as hell. Oh, yeah. All those volleyball players.
You're not playing that much shirtless volleyball with your boys and not in the UK. Take a little dick here and there. Volleyball is gay. I can say that.
Especially shirtless beach oil volleyball. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to get it.
Yeah. If we're getting technical, then that's a couple extra. Yeah, they're the mega guys. Well, there's a lady in my neighborhood.
She was one of our neighbors. She was one of the pilots on 9-11. Her plane got diverted. She was in the air.
She was like the first female pilot ever from American Airlines. Did she crash? No, but her plane got diverted and she flew. They made a musical about her flight because it was.
That's gay. Called, come from away. Yeah, see? So that's the kind of gay stuff we rock them with.
They made a musical about that. It was called, come from away. It was about, yeah, the plane was flying, I think from Dallas to Boston. And then I got diverted because they were close enough to New York City.
They got diverted to Canada and then they had the entire plane and all their people had to stay in this little village in Newfoundland. Oh. Yeah. That would be whimsical and delightful where it's not for the horrific events.
Right. Yeah. There's a level of like, whimsy to it, but also. Do they have to eat each other's anuses?
No, this is an inside of that or poutine. Yeah. Wow. That is that I never I don't like plays and this is making me feel like a genius.
Because that is a bad time. I hate that. I hate everybody. You see that lady got crazy and trippin on it.
I think it was a Southwest line. She was an astronaut. Really? I mean, I don't quote me, but yeah.
OK. That's what I heard. She was actually an astronaut. Oh, well, you're going to take her first alley ride.
I'm not that international. Thank you. Thank you. No, right as the first female astronaut.
She blew up. No, that was a teacher. Right. That was Kristin McAuliffe.
I was just trying to stay in there. That was the most eventful, sick day of my childhood. I did most of the most eventful sick day ever had. Let's go.
We had so grown up in Texas. You got a lot of crazy weather events, like a lot of tornadoes, a lot of crazy thunderstorms and stuff. And I was in high school and I think it might have been like sophomore year and we had the weather had gone out. There was a tornado or like a crazy thunderstorm or something and it knocked the power out of our neighborhood.
And we had to go to school, but the power is out of the school. So we had to wait until like, I think the buffer time was like two or three hours that you had to wait before they could officially cancel school for the day. So everybody was just sitting in the cafeteria and it is 420. And this is the first time I'd ever heard of what 420 was and all of the like older kids were hanging out with her like, you know, it'd be great to do on the day of the cancel school.
And I was like, I don't know what it's bad all about. And then school cancels, they may come make the announcement in the cafeteria and just like the eruption of joy for everybody to go get high in the parking lot. It was like, that was suburban kid's dream. Did you get high?
Not that time. I was still too scared. I was still too much guy to rambling around my head. I waited a couple more years.
You didn't go. I got high. Probably. I mean, you invented all the plans to get you high.
I was saying, like, I think he was the highest guy. I mean, when you think about it, he lives in the clouds. How hard do you want to get? Can't get much higher than that.
Right. Go into space. It's either that or, um, stained. No, Creed.
Creed. They got higher. Take me higher. Can we take them higher?
I don't know what he said. I don't listen to that shit. I just know the word higher, isn't it? I don't think I listened to a lot of POD, which is like Creed adjacent.
Yeah. They sucked too. Also, Christian band. Sneaky Christian.
Yeah. They were sneaky. That's what I was like. You're not it.
Yeah, you are. Yeah, you tried to ban boozle me. I got all that. I knew it.
That was approved in the household. That was one of the weird Christian bands. Because when they felt so alive for the very first time, it was because of the Lord. Exactly.
And they had a whole song about a school shooting and a girl like getting sex trafficked. Yeah, but they were probably anti. Yeah. They're like, get to your life.
No, this is going to happen. I could be anti Christian rock. Right. Like get into it, Christians.
So wait, you were in the God, but then when did you fall out of God? I fell out of God in high school. And that's when you got high. That's when Satan came.
Satan came. Hey, this is like this. Yeah. Smoked to sweet evil Chiba.
The first things that I ever, before I even smoked weed, I was still like really, I was like intrigued by drugs because I didn't drink until I was in college. But friends were doing drugs and telling me about stuff. I was like, this is interesting. And I was like, those nerd kids who would like look online.
You guys have heard a website called airwood. No, it was like the website. There was like drug Wikipedia and it was like all the stuff that you can find, like regular drugs, but also like stuff that you can find at your house. Oh, I didn't know how to use the internet.
I remember there was one, there was one period of my life before I smoked weed where I was like really into the idea of like, I'm going to eat a bunch of nutmeg and I often nutmeg and then work. That's a thing. Did you ever try to scrape a banana peel? No, I heard about that.
Yeah. Scrape the name. It feels like I never worked for anybody. That was big banana.
The trouble that I believe. Mm-hmm. But then my girlfriend in, I think it was junior year, she was like, you know, I just smoke weed. I couldn't get us some weed.
And I was like, oh, okay, great. Yeah. Let's do that. And I didn't get high the first time I smoked, but she got, she had never gotten high.
She'd smoked a couple of times. She didn't work on me, I guess. She got crazy high and like kept thinking that the world had turned into like a cartoon world and I had to leave the house. Oh, because you were supposed to manage her.
We were supposed to, we were going to hang out with me and her and then a friend of ours and are like, are sober trips that are not even a trip, like us. You had somebody babysitting you because you were going to smoke marijuana. Yeah. And she and my parents did a great job, Jay.
I tried, you know, I tried everything I could to rebel, but my, but my, my girlfriend was just too too, too high. And my and our trips to the front was like, I'm going to, I'll keep an eye on her. You can go home and play Game Boy. Yes.
Wow. So then you, but you kept going. I did. Yeah.
I did a lot of, I smoked a lot of weed, a drink. I did a fair amount of psychedelics, a lot of, a lot of streams, a little acid here and there. But that was all my, that was all my stuff. I could have done.
Oh, I did a, I did a robo trip a little bit. What's that? When you drink a lot of cough syrup. Wow.
But I mixed it. It's cough syrup and vodka. Robo trip. Yes.
That's where it comes from. You get the robot, you get the robot, you get the robot doesn't DM because that's where the, that's where the XM is. Right. They took that shit out because now it's, or you got to get it over the counter.
The generates like, yeah, right now the rest of us suffer. Exactly. Because the drug addicts, see this is the problem is all this suburban kids have to resort to going with their weird over the counter shed. Yeah.
Yeah. It was so much easier in New York. We just went and bought weed. Yeah.
Yeah. We don't have, we can't get good, you can't get good weed without having to drive into the city. Would you up in from the neck of the woods? I understand you're not from deep country, but where you could go and pick mushrooms.
You could probably go find some for some places you could forage. Yeah. Like there was a lot of woods around. There was a, plenty of places.
I'm sure that if people were like, had a weed plant that they were growing somewhere, like mushrooms, you could go for it. You could probably find something. Yeah. Because my wife was like from that part of the, from a different part of the world, but the mushroom foraging part of the world.
She's like a wookie drug addict. Yeah. I remember tripping out that America sold mushrooms. Right.
Because we picked them. That's, I would have cried if I had heard that when I was 17 years old. As somebody could only buy them, could never find the good ones. Found the good ones twice in my life.
Found the bad ones 30 times. Had bad trips, had no trip, got ripped off. In every major park in New York City and New Jersey. Because I could not find these things.
And for all I knew they were fucking putting them, somebody was putting them in balloons and swallowing them and flying them from Nepal. I literally didn't even know that they grew in America. Yeah. Do you know that you assholes are just like, hey, I'll be right back when you go get some mushrooms.
Yeah. I know that somebody had a chocolate mushroom. Yeah. What?
Oh my God. Like here's a, here's a dose. And I'm like, a dose. Like an actual, you know how much of the mushroom is going to be digested.
Because we would go into Bush, get a bunch of mushrooms, boil it in water and then drink nasty dirt, poo water. And then because we would all drink like copious amounts of it. Because it's like not working yet, not working yet. The first like four or five times I took mushrooms.
I went into the spirit world. Right. I went to another play. Yeah, that's like drug roulette.
Same thing as one guy almost didn't come back. Right. He told me he went into his shoe. He was looking at his shoe on the carpet and he went in and we couldn't get him back for like two days.
And we finally came back. He was like, I was stuck in my shoe for two days. Damn. And then that's when I heard a couple of people like, you know, they didn't come back or whatever.
Yeah. But lost in the shoe. Yeah. If you never got lost in a household object of mushrooms, you never actually really did mushrooms.
I had a friend. One time I was driven with some friends in college and one of them had a bad trip and none of us knew about it because he went off by himself and he went into, I think it was just like, he went to his bedroom and he like laid down in his bed and put the sheet over his head and then he thought, don't think about coffins. And then he just started thinking that he was dying in a coffin. That's how that works.
Yeah. And he was there for like two hours. Yeah. It was going on.
Meanwhile, I was in the other room like eating cake with my hands being like, I don't even know you can do this. This is crazy. You can just hold it. Right.
Man, isn't it cool. What kind of forks? I feel like everything pretty much. I'm just bored.
Everything's gay. I'm just sick of everything. I get on a train people like, oh, you must it's such an enjoyable journey. And I'm like, why?