Jean Cream Dreams

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Come see us live!! www.x1entertainment.com/bttbTell us YOUR Dance Moms watch traditions here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/154503107/Leave us a message: www.speakpipe.com/backtothebarre"This one is a doozy. We just need to get into it and I’m just telling everyone right now, if you’re drinking for contradictions you are going to be schmamered." And it's not just Abby fueling the contradictions this week as all the moms try and get in on the action. It really is a case of "Oops! All Contradictions".What better way to start a contradiction heavy episode than with something that feels just as jarring, forgoing Pyramid until later in the episode! In "Video Killed the ALDC Star" we open with Abby overseeing Kendall's music video shoot. Much is made about how Nia has been excluded from the shoot and that Holly and Nia "have made their beds and now must sleep in them" which you'll quickly tire of hearing by at least the third time it's mentioned. But Nia shrugs off Abby's words when confronted directly, rightfully understanding it's more of an Abby problem than a Nia problem.Nia's music video shoot by comparison goes over terrifically well, but the moms find a way to make an issue out of it anyways. First it's over the fact Holly waas posting too much about it... which yeah her daughter is shooting a music video wouldn't you be proud? Jill claims Holly is just trying to rub it in their faces... like no really what is this? That's clearly not what's happening but I guess the moms really just are that competitive at all times. But things get worse when Aubrey O'Day jazzes Nia on socials by claiming they're making the best ALDC member music video to date, then the moms start to get truly apocalyptic with Holly. Jill claims Aubrey's post is a direct insult towards Kendall and demands Holly apologize. Except the moms never would expect the same of Abby whose more outwardly hostile than Aubrey and directly insulted Nia before the shoot and continues to do so after!What's equally funny is the moms claim to be angry they weren't invited to Nia's shoot despite the fact Abby deliberately orchestrated it so they couldn't. Even if that wasn't the case, THEY WERE ACTUALLY INVITED! The moms turn down Holly's offer to, get this, get matching tattoos?!?!?! Did we know Melissa and Jill had matching tattoos? This is news to us! Do they still have them? We demand answers!Will all this bickering over music videos lead to a weaker than average showing at competition? Well was it a good idea to give a solo to Kendall when she also had to shoot a music video the same week?Quotes“I was trying to explain to someone that every episode of Dance Moms is exactly the same. So we can’t remember what they’re fighting about because they’re all the same! -christi" (05:52-06:01 | Christi)"Abby is physically incapable of [showing support for Nia], because she is Ursula. She steals talent from children. She cannot celebrate a child unless it benefits her." (39:48-40:03 | Christi)“Now [Abby] is once again this episode, creaming her jeans. I believe for the third time. It’s a very jean cream heavy episode. Ugh. Jill creamed her jeans… I think Holly might have even creamed her jeans during Nia’s video. Oh god. Holly creamed her jeans. Holy s**t! We had a Holly jean cream moment. Never in my life did I think I’d say those words." (1:13:49-1:14:16 | Christi & Kelly)“There’s no walls here yet. So we have a trophy but we don’t have a wall. I’m thinking you could have left those at your hotel room for a couple weeks." (1:34:29-1:34:37 | Christi)LinksSubscribe to us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC50aSBAYXH_9yU2YkKyXZ0w Subscribe to our Patreon: www.patreon.com/backtothebarreThank you to Ashley Jana for allowing us to use Electricity!! Follow her on IG HERE: https://instagram.com/ashleyjanamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=Download Electricity HERE: https://music.apple.com/us/album/electricity/1497482509?i=1497482510 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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