Jeff Garlin's Ongoing HR Issues, Burnt Pumpkin Pie, and Hallmark Delivers Multiple White Christmas Movies!

Send us Fan MailThis Episode has EVERYTHING!It's got:IT'S THE 30TH EPISODE! WE DID IT!God Damn It, MORE SINGING?!?!Paul Fuss Farts!Corporate Strikes Again!Paul is Creative and Wonderful!Temper-pedic Mattresses Suck!Paul Fat Shames Us!Doctor Appointments!Paul Must Die Second!Snow Isn't Always Natural!Paul, the Drug Dealer!Jeff Garlin Enjoys Meeting With HR!He Still Doesn't Quite Get It Though...!"The Goldbergs" = The Gen X "Wonder Years"!Awaiting "The Goldbergs - NYU Years"!Dave Meets a New Friend of the Show on Twitter!More Like His Much Younger Lesbian Soulmate!Fun With Latin!Fancy Megaphone Technology!FUPA - PUPA!Dave Inherited Crazy From His Mom!Paul Ignores Dave - AGAIN!Paul's Lack of Crying Irks Dave!Paul's Mom = Honey Badger!Closet Crying is So Manly!More Poop!Sharon is the New Karen!Paul Flips His Lid Finally!Stick Up for Essential Workers When People Are Being Assholes!Dave Cancels Paul!Assisted Suicide Pod is Super Futuristic!Hallmark Christmas Movies Are White-tacular!Hallmark Rivals Bollywood For Sheer Output of Films!Dave Writes 3 Hallmark Christmas Movies in Real Time!Every Time a Bell Rings, a Queer Gets His Wings!Episode Links (In Order):Jeff Garlin's Vanity Fair Article!Internet Roasts Woman For Hilarious Pumpkin Pie Fail Goes Viral!Angry Ikea Guy!Sarco Assisted Suicide Device!Assisted Suicide in Canada!Hallmark 2021 Christmas Movie Roundup is White-riffic!MUSIC CREDIT!Opening Music Graciously Supplied By: John_Yasutis from Pixabay!Visit Our Patreon! Email Us Here: [email protected] To Find Us!:  Disturbingly Pragmatic Link Tree!