We're back episode number 35. It's a 35 somewhere on there. I'm Ethan Klein with my host queen of big giant hair You like the guy here today is that okay? Can I examine what I just want to see what's going on here?
Oh my goodness. It's very tight. Oh, that's what she said. He said is this a now.
Tell me what's going on here cuz It was a panel Anderson inspired look today. So she had this really big hair and I just really liked it I thought it looks skinnier, too. I feel a little right, right? Dude.
Your hair is huge That's the biggest hair I've ever seen is that family Anderson? Oh my god. I don't know it's just big ass hair Girl wait wait wait, so is this the real right cuz it looks real here, but like you don't have that much hair Do you know? Yeah, it's a wig.
This part on is a way. So this is real. This is a wig. Yeah.
Okay, turn can I see? I just want okay. Yeah, that look that's a good job Well, I never forget that To be like that I was looking at the way in the back you are the queen of big hair today. Yeah, I don't hair you know You look very skinny.
Do I you look like I've been trying to lose weight. I've been trying to lose weight. I've been trying It's my whole fucking life. We get a G day Friday.
So I didn't know Friday's are my cheat. That's all I'm responsible. What do you eat today? Today you don't Friday Italian you said oh, you know what I did?
I didn't eat all day in preparation for my Oh, I love that extra good So I didn't get all day and then we went out we actually went out because we're both fully vaccinated fucking god bless So we went out to eat an Italian restaurant. It was really nice. I got some like lamb like a lamb on a bone and it was Like all off the bone with mashed potatoes. I was like, oh Yeah, the Italians know what to do it, man.
They do everything. Yeah, you don't like pasta That's the one thing we disagree and I'm like love us as a waste of calories. I know that's offensive to some people so with peace and love I say this pasta is a waste of calories. I mean if I'm going out there trying to you know, eat 3,000 calories Pastas like the last thing I want.
That's all I want. I'd be so skinny if I didn't eat pasta and drink that Well, this is my fuel and I have I have thank you for by providing a nice workplace where you provide food for us because honestly I didn't eat this and all the press is not backlamorous. This is from you guys most like don't react to something I felt really bad about it. I don't eat other people's food But I was so sorry because I haven't eaten anything this morning.
I was very hungry. Can I do what you're drinking today? Yeah, this is a this is a sandwich you always want to know what I drink we've got here today. Oh, there's no coupon or coupon There's no tag.
No. So what is this? It's a caramel frappetino with extra caramel That's like 600 calories. It's not weight loss food.
It's not even that. I'm worried about my diabetes because it runs my family Oh, yeah, I have this morning. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're gonna lose your legs Yeah, you lost a speed I'm really about diabetes too.
That's one of the reasons why I'm like, okay I cannot get fatter because I just I really don't want to be there. Yeah, we already worry about diabetes So I don't need the internet wearing for me. I don't worry about trying to like I worry about me I don't mean I know what you mean, you know, I mean But you should know that diabetes isn't just from sugar. It's about excess It's about like when you have excessive body fat and you consume too much calories It's not about sugar actually.
It's not about consumption of sugar. It's just the calories. Yeah, but diabetes Ironically, I'm like, we could go to a doctor to a physical. I'm pretty like healthy with like Colosse raw.
That would be a good episode. Who has the best physical? Oh my god. Would you do that?
I think I have a really good one because I always go and they're always like your cholesterol is great and like your blood pressure is low. I'm sure they say that. You're like Tricia. You're like Tricia keep it up.
We should go next because I'm not kidding. I get physical all the frickin time because you don't have anything on my neck. I went into like so many physicals and I'm like, oh, yeah, that was yeah It was like two like centimeters and so he was like, oh, you should probably come back like and get it biopsy Oh, you should definitely if you told you get a biopsy. You get a biopsy.
You're waiting for it. Oh, it's not like needles. Oh, you're gonna like you're gonna hate cancer a lot more Yeah, it was like I know I'm not doing the show unless you schedule that We're not doing this right now find a different doctor. I'm not I am not doing this show another episode until you get that biopsy Well, we can do this show here.
Okay. I'm serious. Okay, I'll get it done. I promise you got to show me proof that you scheduled it before the next episode Um, how do I do that?
I think that's like a Invasion of like legal privacy rights. I don't think I should disclose medical information. All right. No, I'm sorry No, you can't make you get this closer to me.
I think I'm fine. Honestly. I don't want to die. Well, it shows over I'm serious.
It's ridiculous. You said you need a lot. I think you have a soft issue. It's not gone He told you to get a biopsy.
The doctor said get a biopsy. He's not God God told me you're gonna put that there. So God's trying to kill you. He's trying to save you I was gonna go to church yesterday.
I just didn't happen but Next week God's like mmm saw that which way orange chicken right now. I'm so hungry. I hadn't eaten this morning fuck Are these kosher pretzels? I mean, what's on what I don't know what would be on kosher by the pretzel Did like this was uh the dough was needed with pork blood.
I don't even know what kosher means What makes something kosher? Well, besides like there's certain things like dairy and meat aren't supposed to mix and pork is on kosher But you also have to get blessed by a rabbi when it's fungible shit. Oh, you don't keep kosher. Me?
Oh, never Do you know Moses motherfucker eating bacon? Like a guy that's alive. Christian isn't kosher either Why? Because I was like a pig.
I didn't say that. Can we be mistaking cover the problem? I wanted to suggest that but I want to be offended Because you don't want to be offensive to me. I don't know.
Listen slightly. I've always I've kind of been holding back a little bit I felt like it was mean to say you look like miss piggy. I love her I do think you look like miss piggy and you have her swag too. Thank you.
You have piggy swag. I love that. Yeah, I think I'm like hottick She's iconic and I'm kind of like Kermit Kermit a frog here miss piggy. Yeah with a better Kermit impression here with Kermit the frog here.
Mm. Oh, your turn. I haven't listened to Kermit in a while Okay, okay. Hello.
It's Kermit the frog here. This is better. Hold on. Hey, oh my god.
Let me listen to Kermit Negativity today Hold on. Let me play. Let me play Kermit. So I just can get a sense for his voice.
Fuck Jim Henson He's dead. Oh my god I'm just saying if his ghost one's come copper my climb on have an issue with him and his family Did he die or diabetes for real? No, are you sure? No, he you know how he died now listen to doctors Didn't he have some like minor fucking infection and he was like a Christian scientist I didn't believe in doctors and he just brought I don't know that aspect of it But I do know it was a minor a relatively minor ailment.
Yeah, he didn't listen to doctors And he died very suddenly. Yeah, like yeah, dude. Just take this medicine. You'll be fine.
He's like fuck that I kind of want to die suddenly though. I don't want to drag it out. No, okay. Okay.
What is that? What is that? We're getting to Kermit. We think.
Oh, why is that one? Okay, chill. It was just a muffin Brains are how we figure out where we want to go. How now we figure out where we want to go?
Oh, that's we're good. We was wife is how we get there life is how we get there. Excuse him. What?
Hmm. That's like it. I feel like that's a different generation. That was piggy.
Oh, that was good. That one was good. Can you piggy? Excuse him?
What? Yeah, that's really good. Mr. Frog and piggy.
Could you please bob on my knob? Bob, I'm going to bob on your knob. Could you kindly fuck off? You obnoxious bitch.
That's what he wants to say. Not what I feel about you. You can't just say that using like a curling frog. It's funny.
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I was like, I don't know what to say. That's why. Maybe we just want to give people a Tesla. That's cool.
It's cool to give people a Tesla. Everything else is bad. But Tesla's are kind of cool. Well, whatever it is.
I don't listen. I'm doing it to stick it to David. If you guys want to participate, that's your thing. But I thought it'd be funny if we gave away a Tesla.
Yeah. And we're giving away to people who are like, it's not just like, we're going to write about youtubers. We're giving away to someone who like maybe needs it, you know. Was he just giving it to Richard?
Yeah, like Jason. He gave him a Tesla. Oh, really? Oh, they're like, hey, right.
These people can afford their own cars. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then one person gave two cars to like a Lamborghini and a Tesla. And we're like, and it was a YouTuber.
That makes a lot of money. And I was like, well, it's all sponsored. It's not like even bought the fucking cars. We bought.
We did not buy this car. Oh, no. Oh, no. I'm not going to pretend like I bade for shit.
They're paying me. They're paying us. I mean, they're paying us. This is not this is not generosity.
I'm getting paid fully for this. Do I? Yeah, of course. Yeah.
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Well, that's not true. Jeff, the Jeff Whittock documentary. So I'm really interested. We're going to talk about that.
And then we're going to do trivia. Okay, we're going trivia. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? But we added a category to make it more fair to you.
We added a pop culture category and we made it expansive as possible. Wait, why is there different trivia? Oh, there's like science trivia. Well, last time you were complaining about the categories.
So we added one. Wait, are you starting the fifth grader again? Or is this? I mean, that's just stick, but it's trivia.
No, but one time we did trivia. It was just pop culture. This is this is a breath of categories. Not less excited.
I'm excited. I'm excited. I should have eaten. I'm so mad.
Do you want to eat? Do you want to pause? No, no, no. You really bothered that you haven't eat?
No, because I'm hungry. I got pretzels. I'm fine. We might get this girl down.
We gotta get her pizza or something stat. We are trying to go great. Do you really mean that? Really?
I'm so happy for you. I wait myself. I finally did it. I think it's good.
I think I'm definitely losing pounds. But what depressed me is how hot I know I've lost weight, but I didn't realize how much weight I had gained. But you only have 220 or something, right? No.
What were you? I mean, that's what I said, but the truth is actually the truth is I think I was at 240. And now I'm at 230. I don't know.
I'm just guessing. But I was like, OK, no, I've lost weight. I'm just going to get on the scale. And I said 230.
I was like, holy fuck. I know I can't. I can't. I got like actually start losing weight.
I'm not looking at the scale. Yeah, don't. It's just depressing. But you know what's sad is like when I was 200, I thought I thought I was fat.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I 30 again.
Yeah. When I was on crack, I thought I was fat, but I was so skinny. That's when you start doing smoking crack more regularly. Instead of just recreationally once in a while, I think I injected crack and you can do that.
I think that's what I did. I think you can inject anything. Someone injected a warming. How was it crack was not good?
Not good. That made me like that's when I was out of it for like a month. I think I had COVID when I had crack when I did crap. You did a COVID crack binge?
Yeah, it was summer 2019. I think I was on the first because honestly, like I lost my my taste for like two months and had COVID, but I could have been the crack. Could have been the crack could have been the COVID. I mean, who really knows that a new game?
Is it crackers? I'll play that game. We have category for that. Is this Tricia on crack or COVID?
You didn't call in. Yeah, you saw me after I did my crack, COVID binge when I was when I did the bathroom out in the first episode where I was announcing I was on a crack, COVID binge. I didn't know that. Yeah.
The more you know. So wait, you were on a binge or you just a crack once we did it several times? I was on it for like 10 days straight with somebody. Oh, you were just on a crack band?
Did I came to my house and we just like were you having sex and stuff or what was the point of like what was the drive? I don't remember him. He was so skinny. I remember him carrying me to the bathtub to like get me to like be because I could not do it.
And he was so skinny. And I was getting skinny or I was 20 pounds in like a week. That's what I'm saying, dude. It's my crack.
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's hear someone.
First of all, let's leave the crack on the of all of your lookalikes. Oh my gosh. Here's you as Bono. That's crazy though.
Is that me or I'm confused? Who's pictures at that? That's Bono. No, that's an unedited photo of Bono.
He's not wearing makeup. No, that's him. My face on. And then here's Samuel Jackson.
Okay, I see. Handed photo. How looks just like you? We did it.
Here's out of Sandler. No, I don't see that one. I don't think I, yeah, I don't know. I don't see that one.
Here's Jack Black, my favorite. They would have just done our real faces. You would see that. I look like him.
They try to make him look crazy. They're trying to pull out the like this is all. I see it. I look like Jack Black and Kung Fu Panda.
That's the one I feel like. You look like a Panda. Or I think it's like Jack Black the most, maybe. Maybe Bono though.
That one was going to honestly didn't know who was. I honestly think you look the most like Samuel Jackson. I was told that one. I was really young.
That was like my first one I got. I feel like that's the most interesting comparison. Did you know Elon Musk is hosting SNL on my birthday? Are you going to a birthday party?
I didn't know you. I wasn't invited. No one has been yet. It's under 20 people still.
Am I on your birthday party? I don't. It's up to you. Am I invited?
I have a nice car. You're in then. Um, yeah. You know, it's so weird.
Well, am I invited or not? I don't know. Are you? Who's at your party that I'm going to run it to?
It's like under 20 people. It's like just family. No, no. It's like.
It's like work parties. You're the year. It's like the one time. Like, that's the only friends I have.
It's like my hairstyle. So I'm using your doctor forever. Like it's all common. I mean, I want to come.
I want to come celebrate your birthday. Well, yeah. We have karaoke. Great.
Do you? Oh, why do you say that, Dan? You've talked about on the show that you hate karaoke. Not you.
I don't remember. I mean, if you're drunk. You don't remember anything. I feel like every time you're on like, I stand here.
I'm talking all week who could keep track of all the things I say here. I mean, that's true. I mean, that's true. I mean, you don't remember something in 2016.
I'm like, I say a lot of shit. Yeah. I'm talking all the time. I don't keep track of what I say.
Well, yeah. Yeah. Listen. Okay.
Yeah. Why wouldn't I be in this office? I mean, I don't know. I don't know how you guys are.
I don't know. I don't know how you guys are. I don't know. Hmm.
Nope. I don't even think people invite myself. I don't want to go. I don't want to go.
But then you're like, I'm super awkward. Someone invite me, I don't want to go. Like, I feel like you guys are at home. If I don't want to go, I won't go.
Okay. I won't feel like I'll go get him. Okay. We have a strong enough relationship.
Like, no. Well, you also know Moses. I'm like, Oh, maybe you don't know. You know Moses.
Yeah, he's my brother, not for long. No, no. No, no, no, I don't know him actually incidentally much longer than you have. This is not interesting.
Yeah. Well, yeah, because you're married. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Um. Well, you Thanks. No, I don't want anyone want in front of me that I know really.
No, it's not weird. I feel like everyone's gonna be just like being My mom is a really love friend of me. They do. That's nice.
I like when the family likes me. That's rare. It's very rare. Oh, okay So James Charles hit the clearance rack finally.
I thought you might enjoy this. This one saw him in some cosmetic story on the clearance rack It's a real apparently I don't know if I'm telling it on the website. Yeah. Yeah, I know Shady bitches dude.
It's like it's like I said It's like if Bill Cosby after all the shit went down He's in prison and they're still selling Jell-O and putting with Bill Cosby like get the pudding at the point It's like no that should be off the racks James Charles is a predator. We're talking about does a dozen victims getting him off the fucking shelves Well, we're about where does that maybe we can just go and like trash it put in the trash ourselves. I know you I don't know where it is. Can you tell here?
Trangulate this car in the power poles. Wait outside. I'm so confused. I was at ultra someone said I don't know what ultra is ultra I'm using festival park down.
Oh, okay, sorry far away either clearly Anyway, I thought you enjoy that Again, I wish we could do five hours. Don't you sometimes I wish but you to really hate Yeah, because sometimes we like go way off the path with our conversations And I like it, but I'm like oh we got trivia and we got these things to talk about I don't know if I should just let it just like let the ride ride. I like how you have direction. Yeah, you know I also feel that like sometimes people get mad at me.
There's like some trying to keep Trisha on the rail They want the rails they want it off the rails. Okay, but they also want trivia. You know what I'm saying. I want trivia Yeah, here's Trisha cutting chicken that was it frustrating a lot of people They're saying it drives them crazy watching you cut chicken and I have to agree.
You're not cutting the chicken You're not you're not even cutting it in half like watch when you flip it What are you doing? And by the way, this is the person who beat me in a cooking cup I killed him. I don't even know girl. Look how you cut it like you flip it.
I Think you're just supposed to perform the cut you're not even applying pressure really I think I'm scared to like cut my fingers off. That's why I don't like doing him. I don't know I think I'm okay. I got the job done.
What am I making? I don't know what I'm making there? I don't like it. I don't like cooking competition take two.
I can't relive that moment What's our next competition? Today? I mean like real competition. You mean the one that we're not you're not destined to for sure lose I mean I killed her every time we should have a place you lost and today you're gonna lose a big time Here's Trisha cooking without the fire on again.
She beat me. Uh, she beat me in cooking. She's cooking eggs and the fire is on I told you I never cook. I don't know.
So here you have it and she beat me in cooking Where is this from? Literally these eggs are not good. Maybe check this though. Oh My god, Trisha My god, that's holy cow.
That's how you work. Okay. I never cook. I told you I never cook before we did this new house I was like alright time for me to cook.
One other thing I wanted to point out is that's okay This the Oscars were on last night and they got only ten million viewers. Whoa, so I saw Oscar tanks the steamies What are we at seems ahead? I'm saying next year seems past the Oscars 2022 for sure. Are we doing a live event?
I think we're yeah, it's gonna take some planning, but yeah, I think we're gonna do it. Anyone gonna show up. I do I think we're gonna sell out. No, I mean like a presenters or we're the presenters.
Maybe like if you say like let's say hypothetically Most let's say greatest breakdown greatest middle breakdown. I don't think they're gonna show up Well, let's say but they might like let's say Gabby Hannah's nominated for greatest mental breakdown She might show up to accept no comments, and I mean that would be great I would definitely I would present her I can see us getting a little argument during her acceptance And then we could play her off. We can play the music. It's like okay play her off.
Yeah Sounds good. I wish her well. No No problem. Oh, that's an example.
Yeah, I feel bad for him. Are we gonna hit a test? I Am a food addict for sure. I don't know what I guess I try to get hypnotized for the show Dan break that down.
I mean Ian write that down. I want a hypnotist and I want to get a physical test I want to get physical tests me and Tricia for sure. Yeah, I mean it can be triggering I'm fine with it But I'm saying have you like on camera get like your physical friend. I'm fine with it You're like your blood sugar level is 100% Gloop sugar, but like who wins in that competition like if you have a higher blood cholesterol I want or is it the person with like no the healthier person wins and then what do they win a pizza 10 years of longer life?
No, you can take it. I don't really want to live that long. Okay, let's talk so now 50 maybe that's all you're aiming for. Yeah Okay, you're on track.
No, I think you're on track to die 50 I just want to die for Moses. I keep thinking I'm gonna die like he's gonna die for me I asked me the day I was like if you die before me who do I call to help me with everything like who could take care of the House you need three different people you someone take care of the housing someone take care of you you need a dig a lot I would I would just crumble would you hire a jiggalo because you don't want to get into another relationship But you do have needs really just abstinence forever I would be like you'd haunt me if I was like having sex with someone and you'd like calm and you'd do on her if she had sex with somebody Yeah, he's super I was trying to do a tik-tok you know there's a try now with like shake that ass and it's like you show Somebody doesn't think you're out. I see them about you I see people be like have you seen those no, they're like I don't think that's ready one and then they go to like you and it says like Shake your ass home me. Yeah, I got them to shake her out.
Oh boy You are a lot of people are really standing you on tiktok as far as like being a sex symbol People are very like even daddy can get it. I couldn't get it. That's so cool. I was so quiet I was like people think you're talking to me.
I don't see them. Really? Really big even stands on there. Why don't I see my whole life my feet feeling me?
I know the causes every like Charles and stuff. It's why like we're my feet is like white a white claw game going fuck Baby, it's one day. I just a fried chicken. Let me show you really times a mother down here, isn't it?
Your house is always high. I'm always dying. Oh, yeah, what clock game here. Let me show you my new favorite what stop it What is it?
What are you saying white claw game? He's a legend on tiktok? Name's my Jewish. He's 100% not Jewish.
Really? Oh Here, can you like me the for a while here? Let me just pull him up. This is my man.
Yeah, he's win, baby Yeah, yeah, he's when baby back. That's white claw game. He's just putting out a message to the world. Why is he white?
Yeah, I'm trying I don't it's 420 shot out to the weed smokers motherfucker fuck smoke that we baby. It's fucking 420. Yes, right? Yeah, yeah, I don't know what he's done with that.
Yeah, just stop you don't even have to rest you literally do cursing Okay, time for education for Trisha cursing is the rarest one of the it's extremely rare that's one of the Tourette's actually manifests it's by Vocalizing cursing extremely rare. I look at your talk and they do that all the time. Okay, whatever you see on tiktok is not reality I'm just telling you the cursing thing is extremely rare. It's like less than 1% of people with Tourette's have that condition Okay, yeah, I agree he probably has something but it's not Enjoy the video.
Why do you need to diagnose his mental illness or like try to be like? Oh, he's got to always just enjoy the spectrum There's white claw game this guy's living his best life and you're out here trying to pinpoint what's wrong with him There's nothing wrong. He's a beautiful soul. I'm right.
I see this pussy boys. I'm money That's normal behavior. They're gonna try to emulate it. It's not nobody thinks it's normal Trisha Where oh white clock guess what time is it?
Yeah, Thursday night five o'clock in the motherfucking dog, baby Fuck yeah, baby fuck that's straight, baby. There's a night five o'clock. Yeah, the weekendy baby Friday. He's baby fuck.
Yeah, it's the eve of the weekend motherfucker Yeah, Thursday night white cause baby fuck. Yeah, that's why plug it and that's my whole home Page if it's you're wondering. I'm sweating. I'm driven your house is always the hell.
I think our AC is on I need it. I need a moment. Okay, it's a lot in here Okay, so let's go to a break when we come back. We're gonna be talking about Kim star the worst human being on YouTube Maybe the world and Jack and Jill Adam Sandler costumes potentially whoa I was trying to leave the conversation to another direction.
Oh, you want to talk about you want to do Jack and Jill? Yeah, wow, I want to you should be Jill and I'll be Jack because I have his costume from Jack and Jill I hate that movie. It's one of the worst movies ever made. It's insult to movie watchers and it's insult.
It's an insult We'll talk about when we back they literally ruin Al Pacino's legacy or an answer with a dog You know, they had a doing song. Of course. It's a nightmare. It's etched on my brain.
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All right, we can go to Okay, so I'm gonna buy high-pows it down on this guy to learn. Oh, which one I found somewhere over that what hi-pows What I literally what are you actually serious hi-pows hi-pows hi-pows hi-pows. I don't understand your words I swear to God you were not saying hi-pows Can I just talk about keeps are it's been like an hour and I've even got one fucking thing I wanted to talk about out I don't have him blocked and I have one other person blocked and that's it I never see their stuff and I live very happy that way. Yeah blocking is Is godly they say the air is human to block is godly Confucius said that Confucius said that anyway came starts the worst person live if you don't know anything about him here We could be talking a lot about sexual assault allegations And I felt like there's it's a very important thing going on and you know It's happening way more than any of us would like to admit especially on YouTube the problem is you've got people like Keemstar who's a popular channel a new channel that somehow people take seriously and saying shit like this publicly about the Jake Paul Allegation that you guys remember justine paradise she Came out against Jake Paul saying that she was essayed in the mouth forcefully you guys well seen that we talked about it So here's Keemstar's take on that situation now.
I guess I should issue a trigger warning. This is very offensive and horrific Hey guys, I need to do a drama today on the Jake Paul sexual assault allegations And quite frankly, I do not believe the alleged flick victim and I don't love that just right out the gate I don't believe her, but wait till you hear why this is bad karma already He has bad energy coming his way to say that's not someone like it's I don't wish it on him But like this is bad put out there like that dude It makes me feel like really uncomfortable for him if you want to know anything about dude Just google his name and it's like this guy's done shit They this guy's done should do it make David They'll wreck look like a fucking like the tooth fairy and this is like current like you know Yeah, this is you know ten years ago you're doing this currently in this like climate Yeah, this just came out and he actually has a history of being a rape apologist which I'll show you guys It's kind of loud just cover this real quick on drama where without getting some pushback. Maybe there's something I'm missing Maybe maybe I'm not seeing a certain angle to the story That's why I'm making this Twitter video So I can be challenged before I put it on drama alert in front of millions of people But this girl is claiming that Jake Paul, you know was kissing her holding her hand led her to her room She didn't want to do any further stuff with him and then Jake Paul like grabbed her head and started fucking her face and within 30 seconds busted and not in her mouth and she claims that she was sexually assaulted now How does that happen? I just I like what wouldn't she have to open her mouth and like participate in some way for that to happen like can't you just turn Your head or can't you just get like is there is there is there some way to force oral sex on someone?
I mean, she's not saying that he had a weapon and was like you better do this You know she is saying that he grabbed her head and started fucking her face and came in her mouth Understand the physics here like I don't understand how that's possible like what like I can't you get away Is there really no way to get away? Is there really no way to just close your mouth or like I just not let the penis enter your mouth? Like like I'm sorry, but I just don't believe this story at all I'm missing something here. Please.
Yeah, he's missing a lot. She actually had a really great response to him She said this is akin to someone saying I'll just close your legs if you're being you know I said challenge me. He is so I mean, yeah He this is a rape apology right here one on one. This reminds me of those what do they call him like Was it in cells like the Elliott kid that shot the school up, but that's that's the vibe I get from him It's like definitely not getting fucked by you.
Whoever like definitely is YouTube channel to get away once like, you know, you don't know what's like not even his channel like no He got banned like five times. So how is he still allowed to break like Twitter? You know, but other platforms will punish you for things on Twitter like if you document Twitter like YouTube like not YouTube Necessarily like patreon like take away. How is he on any platforms with this?
I agree I mean, I fully agree I think his presence is is a danger to everybody and the platform, you know But like him coming out here and saying that you can't get essayed orally that she should just turn her head away It's like so dangerously ignorant And it makes me think why I see something like this. It just makes me think like oh, he's trying to He's trying to he's talking about himself for sure And his friends like like he's got all these fucking like frat boyfriends and it's like oh, yeah Oh, this shit happens all the time. So none of like none of us are essayists It's like well, what I feel like I feel like it's like you shouldn't bring it into it But like honestly this person should have a daughter like this really makes me like scared that this is like the mentality that someone Things like this can't happen at all. So like if his daughter or something like this he'd have that same excuse It's like so scary.
I don't know how these people can be like parents have like a child and like, you know, I don't know I know I hate for a kid like she's like that's so gross because it's a father of a girl Because you know why I know so many girls I had like essays and all that crazy shit that happened to them as kids And it's like the same mentality that their dad had was like, well, you showed your boobs They're like you should be like asking for you got like roped by a teacher You know what I mean? Like I think that's just so he's so gross. No. Yeah, it is sad that he has a daughter because like She's not gonna get the fucking on.
She's not gonna get a good healthy male role model. That's so gross Like it's so embarrassing it and then if this is a troll it's such a disgusting troll like he's just trying to get attention Yeah, maybe trying to get attention to drama or I don't know whatever it is. It's actually like He has a history of saying he really truly believes this but I'll say, you know, he says like oh Jake didn't have it's not like he held a Weapon through her head. It's like dude.
You're talking about a girl They're probably ways close to 100 pound and Jake Paul who's been trending for a boxing match She's like six to one probably weighs like two over two hundred pounds. He is a weapon He's a weapon and she also said a video she said multiple times She said no, so even if it if you do it just to get it over with which I've done many times It doesn't mean that you can send it to her one today so much She says in the video it was all so shocking it happened so far. You didn't even realize what happened told us over That's what traumatic shocking situations are like every time you're missing your your unwillingness to actually even empathize with her a little bit Come out and call her a liar just straight up the gate be like I don't believe her I mean this is the same because we should believe all women We should believe all women, but this bitches a liar because she should have turned her head away It's like whoa dude, and you know a lot of a lot of people for some ungod gone God knowing reason actually look up Teamstar. Oh, dude.
I don't know people who shoot up fools and stop that dude. I don't know dude No, no, that's it. Like I don't understand like even Jake Paul's response was like a little more like If you guys don't know anything about etiquette, you should look into that because that's one of the most tragic things That's happened on YouTube history. Keeps are this guy was having a manic breakdown.
You know about Edica We talked about it once and I know he's like he was like a really sweet gamer kid Growing youtuber and he was having like a bunch of manic episodes He was clearly bipolar and came start would bring him on his show all the time and parade him around in the midst of a manic state One time actually he tweeted out the location of his mental hospital And then when he got out of the mental hospital he brought him on his show in the midst of a mental breakdown and he said okay, so Keeps are says to him Why he says if you think that life is all assimilation why don't you just jump off a bridge right now? Of course, he wasn't no Keemstar wasn't saying go jump off a bridge Mm-hmm, but a few months after that Keem's our editor jumped off a bridge and committed suicide And I'm just saying you look at his interaction with this dude Edica and his history of using and abusing people with mental illnesses and that you should see the tweets He's made about how mental he's literally tweeted mental and this is our made-up just to get just it for people to get attention Like he doesn't believe mental illnesses are real ironically being that he's probably got the most severe one about any of the people that I don't really know what you're doing with him. No, the guys the guy is a total sick sick dude So here's here's game star on drama alert Casting as much doubt as possible on our story. So this is like his main platform There's broadcasting to million plus people allegations have come out against Jake Paul this youtuber and tiktoker put out a story basically Saying that in 2019 Jake Paul S aater, but before we get to that You know these allegations allegedly happen in 2019 Why are they coming out a week before Jake Paul's about before we get to that?
Let me cast as much doubt as possible and basically call her liars close as I possibly can I yeah, I hate him I think he's the worst as he like eggs on situations that he's not even involved with right We talk about James talk about David and the air directly involved anything Just like eggs people on like which is to instigate so negatively and like this like again There's like 2021 where people are so like you know on edge and so like that's like dangerous He was defending David to before the article came out He was like David's innocent David and all these people are innocent nothing happened nothing went wrong What did he tweet? He tweeted something like oh and he showed a message of him messaging David He's like don't let Ethan and Tricia win. I was like, I'm sorry. This isn't about winning or losing.
Yeah He's just he's a nasty instigator like just so like It's just so gross and people who watches like he said the people who are like the little in-cell school shooters watching him Oh, this is cool. Like this is what we talk about You know, that's why people like grow up like this like Kim Star is because they watch this shit Yeah, he's like I will never say about any channel except for this like, you know I mean, I don't think any other channel should be on off YouTube except for literally Kim Star like after you So Kim Star after you falsely accused some of being so there's this guy are it's glory and gold He's a six-year-old streamer reminding his own business Kim Star puts out the story saying that he's a convicted pedophile based on a photo He saw photo in a newspaper of those res photo and it looked like the streamer So there's this random six-year-old streamer playing RuneScape and he puts out a drumler saying this guy's a convicted pedo And everybody floods a string tone to kill himself and all this shit and the guy was completely innocent So after doing that after the etiquette thing after being a rape apologist, I don't think I agree I don't I think he's such a big black part. He's like the lowest Yeah, I think so Especially the making of the pedophile thing like people could go kill that person like it's not just him killing himself But people will like try and tell him oh my god It's just it's horrific, you know, and he just will openly lie about shit Like he's lied about me saying that I stole hundreds of thousands of dollars And he refused and he will not remove the video even after I've shown that like dude That's just you're fucking the straight up like you do when someone literally just makes a lie that complete dinner like what do you do? Well, you can sue them for slander, but I don't want to go down that path That's my way.
It's also like just so hard. It's like money loss and like all that stuff like that Um God, I don't know. I'm just not up for it. I mean I made a bunch of videos about the whole situation I'm fine with the way the way it shook out Oh, but yeah, I mean he's just bad like it's his bad karma She's like what are you right or a little it's like at your 30?
Yeah, like 30 like any age but the fact that you're still instigating such negativity and it's like Strange the alleged victims says that by the way it makes total sense that will come out now because she's seeing Jake Paul everywhere And she had a really traumatic fucking incident and this is very common again Can't start feeling to understand the most basic principle of of being a victim when you see your abuser's face all over the place and being Louded and being accepted by popular media is traumatic and you fucking that's when it hurts the most. Well, it ties in but not really Like I was a two different things I want to call him like that's really his abuser But in Jeff's episode last night he said he he was cool David and he just started seeing his face everywhere Right and he's like I couldn't like look at the internet and he has like shows like posters of his eyes cut out I'm like look at all these accolades of David without like having some sort of like we have to talk is it like you do you see someone And I feel like me even me to mine is definitely not severe like Jeff's or even like that but like you see these people Just keep getting rewarded and rewarding like this person like really damaged me, right? You see it all times of course you can talk about it. It's so frustrating You're just like wow, what do you all like anyone?
You know, it's just you see that and of course that's gonna like yeah, that's like rape again That's like rape apologize. Why now? Oh, you're just chasing clout. Oh this It's like dude or they feel brave enough like a lot of people came up with David because they realized like oh, okay We won't get like so much hate because now like other people have these stories I'm gonna corroborate these stories just make a point and that's another perfect reason is that this is part of a larger Conversation displaying out on YouTube It's think it's a good time I think it's a great time for people feel like safer that people believe victims now and they look into it and stuff like that, you know Also, like the New York Times.
I talked to the New York Times author of this article and she said they went to great Lame corroborate her story. They spoke to her friends of that night who she talked to crying They spoke to people at the party who witnessed it. So again, it's like keeps her like this doesn't seem right I think she's lying versus the New York Times. It's like we vetted the story We talked to multiple people who were there at the party to make sure this was a credible allegation It's like and then keeps her like fuck her.
She's lying clout chasing. It's like okay, fuck. Oh god damn I'm feeling him too. You know how I get feelings.
I thought people like you know who got a game start well kind of both But he's right I feel like he will push someone some sort of way and maybe won't be us forgiving as other people to pass I've been and like he'll get like food he'll lose everything he has like something bad gonna happen and it's like I don't know He's pretty much done all the worst things but if you're egging people on an instigating I mean, it's bad like that. Well, we watched it a little article part I mean the in his voice you could see like I hate to use this work Like him getting like triggered and like he's like pushing pushing pushing Not carrying dude, and it's like so hard to watch because clearly that person is like is He's really feeling something that's escalating. He just keeps pushing and pushing and pushing and that's like the most like it's It's the most interesting you can do to someone I don't mark I mean, yeah, I mean dude, it's hard. It's hard to overestimate how damaging this guy has been to people, you know It's incredible.
It's truly is porter and she was told that way Yeah, it just seems a little strange that they were waiting a week before Jake's fight to put this story out when it happened like two years ago It actually works on the top of a reference is this and his response Yeah, and the same it doesn't and there J Paul actually suggests that she was doing this to you know promote her only fans But anyhow, that is where we're at with this situation. Okay, shut the fuck up You know, this isn't even the first time. Oh, she made a response to Kim Star Which I thought was pretty good Kim's are also threatened to sue her by the way I'm if you don't if you don't want to know even more Like what are you kidding me this man is not just simply saying that he doesn't believe me He is saying that it is not possible to be assaulted orally Yeah, are you kidding me not having consent is not having consent this logic is like saying well You can't be raped because you have to open your legs for that I have been messaged by so many girls saying that they went through the same exact thing of a youtuber forcing themselves on them But this person is saying it's not possible not possible. Okay, is Jake forcing you to say this or do you genuinely not understand how consent works?
I think a lot of her. I think he generally doesn't understand where and by the way, she's been like really brave She's been taking on this whole story by herself without really that much support from the community and people like came start dogbiling on her So I've been really impressed with her handling of this Here's Kim Star threatening to sue her if you didn't even know what more what a piece of shit She says Jake Paul accuser has put out a new video claiming. I said it was impossible to be assaulted orally This is false. It's like you kind of fucking did say that Yeah, this is false.
I never made such a statement. I've notified my legal team. Well, yeah Keep starts legal team is basically like a it's like his cousin who didn't who passed the bar exam 10 years ago, but never practiced I've ordered the email to him doesn't keep claiming he's a lawyer too. I feel like he says he's also lawyer So maybe I don't know you know what I hope he does He's someone whoever you are I hope he counters you on because he always break all his money has and you know what you can only do so much money Maybe someone doesn't have that's you're not gonna win anything But if he has money go for it, I'm assuming you never did I was assuming you fucking push yeah I get begging you and I never did of course you can't what do you do for exactly but also you did kind of fucking say that Yeah, did you say these exact words was possibly sold at early?
No, but you did say this just move your head close your mouth It's like really you're gonna split hairs with this and be a little fucking bitch And I know what you actually said you coward and said you're gonna threaten to sue her like dude. Fuck you Such a douche anyway. Can you start the worst moving on? You know this in the first time he's actually been a rape apologist.
There was this guy Jesse smile or sorry What's this is a girl? That's the girl his name was Curtis Oh, you know the story. Yeah, so what was the allegation that he essayed his his girlfriend or something our word right our word Mm-hmm, so he had a hot take about that of course, which is an another like classic rape apologist take he says um I hate cases are where most cases only two people in the world know what happened everyone else is guessing the Jesse smiles and Curtis story So hard to believe because they were boyfriend and girlfriend. Oh my god So he says he keeps someone this dumb should not be allowed like on social media or have a family or anything They should be allowed to be like they should be locked away in an institution like for real That's like crazy like the dumbness like the sheer dumbness like oh wait for a girl friend like obviously that person can't have any It's it's like oh no, you can't are where your girlfriend.
It's like the thought of that is actually terrifying that he truly believes that That makes me scared for whoever his partner and his family members are yeah Like he should not be allowed around that is a just a dangerous psychotic take like bro seriously You can't are where your girlfriend? I mean what okay? This is the third time kimstar is defended an essay is publicly so it was so infuriating that you even had to do a take on this Which I'll read in a second she tweeted this out, but the situation was that there was a a Female streamer popular twitch streamer who's in like a content house with this other dude And the story is that he got drunk one night Snuck into her bed into her bedroom gotten bed with her and started holding her hand and touching her and shit And it made her super uncomfortable right and so the so kimstar put out this video basically, you know being his normal psychotic self He said what a terrible and dangerous tech victims of sexual assault already have a hard enough time speaking out when feelings of shame and guilt The last thing we use for someone like kimstar also Chris said how they should have said no fucking stars she's go off queen But here's the video I have a little bit of a rant and I haven't researched everything. So I have all the details.
Good way By the way, how many I mean let's be honest kimstar. What have you done in your life to make you so desperate to defend these people? Because you're really defending yourself. Let's be honest.