Jeremy Corbyn Ate My Hamster

Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster He's a loony left wing veggie gangster he came round for tea touched my girlfriend's knee Ate my hamster then said vote for me Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster I just don't know what I'm gonna do What will I tell the kids when they come home from school Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster He's a chairman Mao loving shamster He came to see me I switched of BBC I turned back round n There's no sign of Hammy Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster I just don't know what Im gonna do What will I tell the kids when they get home from school It must be true It's Murdoch's view,It's on the front page of the news It must be true it's Murdoch's view, it's on the front page of his spew. Jeremy Corbyn ate my Hamster, He's a red flag waving Trotsky monster Hammy's dead and gone, We'll buy another one, He said he was vegetarian Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamsterJeremy Corbyn ate my hamster Jeremy Corbyn ate my hamster I just don't know what Im gonna do Perhaps we'll just tell them the truth . (c) Mr Terry Dunn May 2016