Jesus Vibration

The vibration began in Jesus' pocket It wouldn't normally be a problem but Jesus was in the middle of a live stream with his iPhone connected to his AirPods Unfortunately, there was a bug in the software which sent the vibrating and buzzing over the top of his audible address to millions of his fans and followers Meanwhile, Kanye had joined the room and was also live on the voice channel along with Taylor Swift, who was already there She's always been a big fan of Jesus The buzzing didn't stop Indeed, it only got louder across the airwaves awakening in Kanye a certain sense of artistic absurdism He began to repeat the phrase 'doo doo dum dum?' The pitch went up at the end like that apparently signifying a question He kept saying it, over and over while the buzzing continued 'doo doo dum dum?' Taylor started giggling and whispered a question to Jesus with imitation tears 'Jesus, what are you trying to say to us?' Jesus knew that this entire live stream was compromised He couldn't work out how to stop the buzzing which was still growing louder And Kanye continued, 'doo doo dum dum?' Jesus replied to Taylor with as much authority as he could manage aided by turning up the reverb on his console 'I don't know' The words echoed around the globe For some followers this was all too much and they tuned out Others waited to see what would happen next 'doo doo dum dum?' Thousands of trolls were now typing into the live chat window insensitive comments and hurtful remarks however true, difficult to read for the small number of true followers left But none of this had any effect on Jesus He had removed his headphones and was no longer listening, to anyone He's been missing ever since