Joe Giudice, SimiHaze & Maddison Brown?

Today we have people who didn't quite pay their taxes (Joe G. & the Chrisleys), what exactly is going to happen to them and (most importantly) how the tabloids are covering it. (Hint: NOT WELL!) There's also the absolutely cursed relationship between David Harbour and Lily Allen (now complete with PDA pap shots), and the less cursed friendship between Kendall Jenner and her not-boyfriend Fai Khadra (and his twin DJ sisters, SimiHaze.) Julianne Hough's dogs both die on the same day, to which we say... Our most heartfelt condolences, but something seems up. Liam Hemsworth dates an actress named Maddison with two Ds. Safaree makes a dildo. Ed Sheeran tries to build a chapel. Rita goes to Russia. Plus, we play "I Don't Know Her" and it's great!