Hello, my friends, my beautiful people. It is Friday. Thank God. It's T-D-I-F.
Thank God. You know, I know it, man. Joined today by the beautiful, the lovely, the fertile... I don't know, that's a weird compliment, right?
Hila Klein. Thank you. We love her. Thank you.
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Hila looks fantastic. Your hair, I love the hair. Thank you. You got rid of the extension.
I got rid of it. And I'm loving your natural hair color. Thank you. I needed to feel free.
It felt like I was in freezing. Basically. And it was actually when Shredder passed. I felt like...
I just wanted to feel, like, naked, in a way, if it makes sense. You wanted to lose some weight. That was when I took the extensions off. I was like, I don't want this on me right now.
I want to feel, like, clean. So you really feel them when they're in there. Oh, my God. So uncomfortable.
I don't... I like your hair like this. I don't think you need to do all that. Okay.
You're a beautiful player. It's sick, too. You don't need to deal with all that. Thank you.
I just... I had this idea of, like, going from short to long, you know, which was why I did it. Yeah. Just wanted to have, like, long hair for a minute.
Yeah. It was cool, but... We're back. Very uncomfortable.
We're so back. Yeah. Today we have so much to talk about. In fact, we were in the laboratory with the title for about an hour because we had so much to jam in there, you guys.
We have a PowerPoint presentation. I'm excited for that one. About Joe Jonas. Is he the worst of the Jonas's?
Do we not like Joe? Go to Joe. Can we put the Jonas Brothers on a tier list? Frankie, of course, being number one.
Absolutely, yes. Easy. So can we do that? A tier list of the Jonas Brothers?
Do we want to play after the story? We have to learn about the situation. I don't know much about the other two of them. I can give you a rundown on that.
Okay, so let's do a tier list. Frankie will be number one. Everybody stands, Frankie. Absolutely.
Oh, wow. I'm getting an update. There's an Israeli Discord up and running. There you go.
I'll be strong, guys. So we've got that. We've got Logan Paul versus Dylan Danis. I haven't talked about this yet, but I've been following it.
It's pretty interesting. They're set to fight. Yeah. But this guy, Dylan Danis, who seems like a real psychopath, has been...
I mean, he's doing it to Logan Paul. It makes me feel less bad. But then he's doing it to his fiancée. He's, like, terrorizing them.
So much so that Logan Paul's fiancée is trying to get a restraining order again. Oh, my God. And, I mean, you know, you always go, well, how much is this fake? How much is this real?
Well, especially with the Paul Brothers. But this guy, Dylan, the shit he's saying is, like, shit you wouldn't say, right? Okay, I haven't seen anything about that. It's wild.
This guy's out of control, dude, this guy, Dylan. But it couldn't happen to a worse person. You know? Couldn't happen.
I mean, he was wearing the... I think he bought the exact hat. Or if it was the hat, but he got the same hat from that suicide force. And he's been wearing it and shit.
Talking about his scams and everything, like, really just going all the way down. Going all the way down on him. I really hate to say this. I know it.
I know it. And so then the other big one is, uh... What? Gay-bamma.
Oh, yeah, Gay-Obama. That's cute. I'm very excited to hear it. That's the biggest story.
That sounds legit. Yeah, I agree. Yes, and. I'm yes, anding this.
So I can't wait to. Well, and Dick, too, apparently. And Kraft. And Dick and Kraft, too.
And Dick, too. Oh, he said, and Dick, too. How'd you do that? It was a group project between me and Dan, but I had an idea.
I'm like, instead of him saying pussy, I had to say dick for the second. Play it again? And Dick, too. Did you grab it from somewhere else?
Dick Cheney. Dick Cheney is a thing. So, of course, Obama has said the word dick a million times. Okay.
You put the dick in. Yeah, we did. Thank you. It sounds really clean.
Thank you. One more time. Dick, too. Dick, too.
That's really good. That's really good. That's good. So, I think.
So, as I was saying on one piece, I was saying that I have to eat crow today a little bit. Really? Why? Because I was talking about how one piece was going to be awful.
I said there's zero. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Right.
I was right there with you. And so, we watched the whole thing. Yep. Hilo watched the whole damn thing with me.
I like it. And, um, shit, I gotta say, especially by the end of it, I thought it was really good. Pretty soul, huh? Me, too.
And I walked in the first thing, and Ian's sitting there with a big guy. He's, like, happy. He's, like, excited about the one piece. Yeah, Ian.
Yeah, the first time I've ever smiled. I got into it. Like I said, before the show, I looked up five episodes of the Netflix show. It's, like, 40 episodes of the anime.
So, I like the lesser time commitment. I can't do 1,000 episodes. But I was getting into it. Okay, well, so, I'll say this.
They're each an hour long, so that's, like, three episodes. So, it's, like, three times eight. So, it's, like, 24. But I'll tell you this.
If you're trying to get into one piece, I would actually say watch the first show. Watch Netflix instead of season one, because it's condensed. It's good. It doesn't leave anything out.
And I think it's pretty true to the anime, and it's really well done. It's fun. I would recommend that over the first season. Yeah, someone who's never seen the anime.
I've been enjoying the show. I'm curious. If you want to continue the anime, it basically picks up right where it left off in season two. So, pretty cool.
That's basically what I started doing now. Because I left the Netflix show feeling like I want more. And now I was ready to get into the anime. Where before, I always felt like, this is a beast.
I can't get into it. It is, yeah. But you know all the characters. I will say the first arc out of that was pretty long and dull.
But now you're getting into the part. The better part. Yeah. The grand line.
The grand line, baby. You know what it is. Yeah, so, okay. I'm glad you're enjoying it.
But there you go. I have to apologize to Luffy in the game. Also, while we're here talking about culture, Salt Lake City Housewife just started. It's just boring.
It actually is quite boring. I'll tell you what's my problem. We watched the season premiere. So, Jen Shaw's in jail.
She's gone. And these women are so cool of themselves. They show up. They're all, like, in the most designer brand.
Fashion slaves. In, like, a literal sense. Everything they wear has, like, a big branding on it. They're just, they think they're too important now.
They're literally, you're just nobodies. Like, y'all need to, like, it's not as fun anymore. They're not nobodies. They are.
They're nobodies. They need to understand that. They're housewives. Well, it's not fun when they're housewives.
Everyone's nobodies. Yeah. You know. Like, they're not as catty.
They're more, um. They're too important now. I feel like they're like, ooh, I gotta look good on the show. Where before, they were calling each other Shrek.
One of the girls there is, like, a little bigger bodied. Like, big boned. Not even, like, fat, necessarily. She's just big boned.
That's the one that they were calling Shrek? Yes. Oh. She used to be very lovable, and then she became kind of, like, the most hated, I feel like.
Well, anyway, you know what I mean? What can you say? I'm still gonna watch it. Don't get me wrong.
Anyway, so, um, one thing. Oh, yeah, Teddy Fresh drop is out yesterday. Quickly here. It's all available right now at teddyfresh.com.
When I die, put my money in the grid. That's Teddy Fresh version. Delete my browser history when I die. Um, the skirt that she's wearing.
I'm wearing, too, right now. Cargo skirt. Skirt, skirt. Thank you so much.
Do the rappers say skirt, skirt? What does that mean? They're talking about this? They're talking about skirts?
Yeah, that. Driving. Sometimes driving in a skirt. Oh, it's about the wheels?
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Got it.
But also the cargo skirt. This is a sick fire outfit, man. Oh, no, no. It's like 100 degrees in L.A.
So I was forced to wear a short sleeve. But, um, you guys want to show up? Everyone's going to grab the piece. Everyone's wearing something, yeah.
Love is loving this piece here. Yep. The chrome bear. Joda.
Love it. I think it's also sick. I love that. The 3D bear.
Hell, yeah. Who else? Dan? And the iconic, um, how do we call that?
Watercolor died. Ice die, I think. Watercolor died. Zach in the crop top.
Mashed. I tried to wear that one, but I just wasn't pulling it off. I was so excited for you guys to be matching wearing that. I wasn't ready.
All the girls who thought you were pulling it off. Okay, well. This is the only girly who matters. Now, look at this.
That's just a beautiful plaid shirt right there, boy. I'll tell you what, man. I've never seen goddamn no goddamn plaid jack like that. Anyone else?
Yeah, this is the one I have on screen. That one's great. Yeah. It's so sick.
Hell, yeah. Sherpa, right? Nice. It's one today, but it's worth it.
Okay, let's get out of fire. I might need some of these. Really? Yeah.
Whoa. And what is it made of? Just 12? Corderoid.
Oh, it's corderoid? Yeah. Oh, damn. I think I might need some of these.
Very light corderoid. Yeah, can I get one of these? Oh, yeah. It's my pleasure.
Yeah, I never pulled pants for you then, so. Yeah, yeah. This is the first time in history. I really like them.
I think they're really good. They're really cool. I wonder what size you would be. I don't know, because I'm going down to large now in shirt size.
I don't think my waist weirdly shrunk that much. Well, it did, but. It did. Maybe it's like a 38 now, instead of like a 46.
Well, we got your measurements recently for the 3D. That's true. Right. You were a 46 waist.
Yeah. Dude, it was nuts. And almost not getting into that. Holy shit.
Dude, it was nuts. My waist. I've always had like a very voluptuous waist size. Damn.
And like even now, there's no question. Even now, I'm like a 38 still, I would imagine. But I was 40 fucking. I mean, I was not even 48.
Yeah, I think so. Good for you, man. At one point, even those pants we bought in Vegas, they didn't fit. Yeah.
Good for you, man. You should be proud of yourself. Yeah. Well, it was getting pretty dire.
I can't lie. Oh, there's a clip we're going to watch today from like a year ago when I was. It's weird. I don't remember myself like being looking like that.
But we'll see it. Yeah. I mean, it looks good on him. He's trendier than my ass.
It's just the silhouette of this t-shirt is just a little more short. So that's what he's talking about. It's trendier than what I like to wear. What else we got?
Yeah, this hat's fire. With the COVID. Thank you, Zach said it looks like COVID. Or who was I?
Dan. Thank you, man. For pointing that out. You guys don't remember these piercings from like when we were younger?
I remember them. It's nostalgic. It's a piercing? Yeah.
We used to have it in their belly button. Really? It looks like a lint. Why would you want that in your belly button?
Oh, it's like silicone-y. Yeah, it's like a little speachy. Don't do that. Don't put that in your belly button.
It's better on your hat. This is cool. We get kind of like a retro long sleeve. This sweater's super hot.
This is our first shirt ever. This shirt remastered. Anyone else got anything else they're wearing? I got the 404 on right now.
Oh, the long sleeve? Nice. Look it. Live it.
Love it. Teddyfresh.com. The year 1990. Oh, I have the stretcher on.
Yes, girl. Yes, yes. My favorite part is the back of it, actually. Let's see it.
Yes, yes, yes. Oh, they had to do it. Why did they have to go that hard? They didn't have to do that.
I have the skirt on, the black furniture. It's really cute. Eva's wearing that. I thought she was so good today.
Thank you. Nice. Well done. And you're wearing something.
Yeah, this cardigan is a new colorway of the old one. This one is blackwood pink. Love it. So classy.
So beautiful. It's really such a beautiful piece. All right, there that is. Oh, here's the clip.
Speaking of which, I was saying I used to look different. So here it is, right at the top. It's a clip somebody posted of me saying I would get a tattoo if one of our dogs taps away. I don't know if this was before.
I don't remember this. I feel like it must be before. Well, it was the Rick and Morty time. When was that?
A long time ago. So Shredder wasn't even sick then. Shredder only got sick this year. Okay, well, that's fucked.
Because I was like, God, dude, that's never going to happen. He's going to live forever. And that didn't turn out to be true. But here I am.
And let's both listen to what I say and how I look here. Muted? No audio. All right.
Oh, come on, bro. That's not... Okay, well, I was 5'11", 300 pounds. Thank you.
Dude, 5'3", 300 pounds. Okay, they're out there. I already went down this road. We're fine.
And I said, yeah, you're fine. Anyway, here I am. I think the only thing I would ever tap is like a memorial tattoo. Of who?
Like if somebody died? Yeah. I didn't want to say it. You know what I mean?
I mean, yeah. So like if the dogs die... I didn't want to say it because that's what I stink think. It was like, you know...
Yeah. God forbid, you know, don't even whisper that into the world. When the dogs die, I'm going to pat them. Fine.
Someday. I don't know what that is about, but I'll take it. Not much else going on for me there. Yeah, can you believe?
I mean, it's... Wow, it's shocking. Yeah. I have this weird body image thing where when I was really heavy, I didn't think I was heavy as I was.
And when I was really fit, I wasn't as fit as I thought I was. I thought I was heavier. Is that weird? How'd you explain that?
A form of body dysmorphia, I mean? There's probably a way to describe that. Well, because when I was big, I thought I was not as big. Isn't that the weird part?
Come here. I'm the same way as you. Okay. Really?
That's not interesting. Because when I look back at this, I'm way heavier than I remember seeing in the mirror. Well, when you looked in the mirror, you were just seeing you at the time. You were like, oh, this is even plus X many pounds.
You were just like, oh, this is me. You were used to it. Because I remember when the Nikocado thing came up, you're like, you're not that different. I was like, what are you guys saying right now?
Yeah. I think that's a little far. I think that was a little bit. It was a multiple factors.
What I was trying to say is like, don't talk about his weight. And I'm just looking pretty heavy. Yeah. And I only saw him from the waist up.
I didn't know what he looked like the rest of the body. By the way, Nikocado's on a weight loss journey, isn't he? How's he looking these days? I haven't checked in a minute, but he did look great last time.
Hold him up. Let's see what he looks like. He's back on the avocado mukbangs and the carrot mukbangs. It seems like a lot of people in the chat are feeling the same as you described.
Okay. So basically, whatever is the least healthy way to view my body, that's how I do it. Yeah. So anyway, the point of the video is basically I said that I would get a tattoo to honor shredder.
Yeah. And I didn't forget about it. People were saying, if they're curious if I remembered saying this, and I didn't. I did remember.
It's the first thing I thought the first thing, but I immediately was thinking about it pretty recently and wondering, is this from recently? Two months ago. Oh, he's revealing. Is this the reveal?
Yeah. Oh. It came out. April.
Okay. So he's doing, it looks like it's. going really well for him you're joking but i can tell that he's lost all the way here i agree i'm reading an article that says he lost 90 pounds 90 yeah he was much bigger than that amazing i see he's not really trying to look skinny now but 90 pounds my goodness keep going brother yeah let's keep it going but you can see it in his face when you go eight days ago it seems like he's okay like can i just remind you that this guy got mad at me for calling him for talking about his body this man is wearing a fucking like oxygen tank so that he can survive eating a ton of takis whatever that is why does he why is his lips black like he's lost oxygen to his fucking blood look at this shit that sounds like a whole series i see it stained his uh lips like the tie from the takis what the hell is takis it's weird it's something weird i don't like it's like kind of like a hot cheeto i guess would be the best but it's blue hot cheeto is so much better so much hot takis are opposed blue heat is the flavor that's what i've never tried the blizzard yeah they're just more more flavor let's try it it's yummy do you want us to order some takis right now yeah okay red and blue to test sure yeah good variety because like i tried them for the first time ever like a month ago it is oh what really that's funny i did not like it uh anyway so here this uh what love just sent shows the uh yeah wow that glow though he is glowing get it brother we're rooting for you all right come on oliver you really have to he's trying his best there's no need to have his back of pockets by the way oliver anthony was on uh did joe rogan oh yeah he did jordan peterson's podcast that's what he did wait oh oliver anthony the fudge round guy it was after joe rogan yeah you're not confusing it oh no he just did it he just did it mister i'm not a conservative i just do tough here jordan peterson yeah rogan and what's his name was there anything interesting there i haven't watched it what's interesting was the thumbnail jordan peterson got new teeth yeah he did he got uh he got a whole you know i have people say that i'm offensive and i i need to have some sort of call god look at it's already crying about being offensive in the very beginning action oh i see and i guess like if there's anything that i would respond to that with a pharisee asked jesus teacher which is the greatest commandment in the law and jesus replied love the lord your god with all your heart with all your soul right fine this is the first and greatest commandment and the second is love your neighbor as yourself if we could learn i'm sorry but like who fucking cares bro i'm not here for bible study man just play your damn banjo like you know what i mean nobody wants to watch this i don't think go to sunday school bro uh so here let me show you before and after from jordan's so here's jordan's teeth um and you know they're not bad teeth it looks like he's been around you know those are the kind of teeth that have been around the block he's had they went through a lot of copies in their time and sure who might have done you know but i'll say this his new teeth they look good and look at that big smile man you ain't never seen this man smile like that look how happy his ass is wow look face up what do you think they actually look pretty good because sometimes people get it and i hate it it's like it changed their face i think jordan got some good ass teeth good choppers he looks like nicer he looks like i don't know look at him i need teeth like that your teeth are perfect i need jordan's doctor i don't like my teeth you don't i want the billion dollar smile i like your teeth what i don't like is when i smile i feel like they don't they're not big enough or something they don't show oh no don't get bigger teeth that's when it changes your face maybe it's my lip i don't know something i don't like about my smile your smile is very nice yeah you just need to talk about anything that's beautiful that looks great you should go get that snipped off i actually had a very exciting visit at the dentist exciting to me because my whole life i've been so annoyed with this front tooth that i have here where i had to get a crown when i was younger 18 in israel and they put like a it's like a iron piece underneath and then the and then the ceramic tooth and now the black is showing and so every time i smile it's always like a little black here and i've always been so hyper aware of it so i went to the to a dentist finally about it and he was like oh it's so easy we can we just today we don't use this technology so there doesn't need to be iron under there and you don't need to have the dark part underneath and so but i'm pregnant so i can't do it right now but because of the anesthesia or what um probably yeah probably that and also just they don't want to risk any procedure because any procedure could lead into infection or whatever yeah yeah let's not yeah so so but that's interesting because i remember you saw like a gum doctor and a dentist about it like i don't know five six years ago and they're like we have experimental technology yeah i don't know it sounded kind of like super complicated back then i don't know why it was so complicated i don't think they knew what they were talking about yeah regardless look at these beautiful chompers he's got man look at that uncle uncle peterson is back baby he's so back and he's found jesus to make that our priority it would resolve a lot of the conflicts that have become like way over complicated you know let's put him in charge man god get a load of this guy's fucking ego golly man are you serious right now that's bizarre that is really megalomania today i'm speaking with musician chris munsford better known by his stage name one thousand percent we should film one of those it's like inside the actor studio but it's just him it's just all about him that's the balance between vision and efficiency in artistic this is him with new teeth or old teeth well the thumbnail is when now this is new teeth era rich man north of richmond rich man north of richmond but he's doing a bad job proving to us that he's not conservative based on his media tour he's really trying right he's really trying and then he's like oh my next uh my next guest my next podcast is a real interesting guy what's his name uh stephen king or what's the guy's name uh richard spencer or something like that real good interesting ideas nick fuentes not stephen king get in the mixer i just remember not the author right yeah i watched something about him recently gotcha yeah not the author i was just i was searching for names i was reaching into the dark for something um so okay so yeah so here's what i was talking about the tattoo so i don't have any tattoos i don't know what to expect from the process i pretty much i started looking for somebody about a week ago and i found someone in la it seems very good and after some conversation and conversing and you know logistical planning we have decided that i will be getting a portrait of shredder but not only that and i'll tell you the date on the 27th of this month wednesday off the rails i'll be doing it live on the show he said it'll take about five hours so we gotta get long episode we gotta get to it you're trying to do the whole thing in one session yeah you don't think it's no chance zero zero chance why because you think it's just too painful yeah really is it really painful i mean i don't have a chance i can tell but i'll let abe explain but i don't like pain it is painful i i think it'll be okay that spot i mean everywhere hurts but that's not as bad as some other places i saw i was looking at a tattoo pain tear lips and this was the least yeah because there's so much more oh i don't know how much i got but somebody does like congrats like right here yeah you got one here right yeah and that one that was my first like big one that one it was like about six hours and you did it all at once yeah so why is it that you think you're such a tough guy i can do it and i can't well you already had a bunch right at that point no first one yeah no first big one i had just the writing first but my tattoo artist was very hard to like uh schedule and all that and i had a busy schedule so he was there i had to just take advantage of it i haven't finished up otherwise i thought i'd never finish you wanted to bail oh i definitely wanted to after about like three hours like your adrenaline runs out and like at some point just feels like someone's like acting off your arm so what the fuck am i going to do during the whole live show you're going to be able to do the show no i think it'll be very difficult great because your arm has to be very still when they're doing it yeah i think it'd be difficult for you to i'm a baby too you know what i mean that was what i was more about is um well maybe if i wear tolerance seems my well well right and that's probably true about me i'm i learned but you know what i do i mean i have to soldier through well i asked you guys is this a good idea and everyone seemed to like i think you wanted to be here and um hold your hand sure thank you leon maybe can i just get is there can i get someone to give me like a shot to like oh you know you know i did that i asked my artist that because there's no way some people in hollywood are sitting through this and he said that in hollywood some people get some sort of anesthetic or something dude i saw the guys who do are going to do my tattoo it's like a whole team of them and some people they put them under because they do these massive full-body jobs there's five of them working on them at the same time oh my god anesthesia that's actually like why not the death is that right yeah at the place where i get my tattoos they have like an old like alcohol dispenser machine but it's like out of commission and he explained to me that um you should not drink before getting a tattoo because it makes you possibly bleed more yeah drinking oh yeah what water no no alcohol oh that's not a problem there is no cream that people take that's not enough that doesn't do shit artists recommend it too anyways i don't know why but they just recommend against using it my artist once said something he said you gotta think about it like a writer passage and he's giving me some history on the pain is part of the process no it's not listen listen this is i'm not trying to become a member of any club okay i'm doing this for myself so that when i get up in the morning when i'm getting ready for work or whatever my day that i see my dog right here in the mirror and i never forget him okay i mean it's not i'm not trying to prove myself i'm not trying to prove yourself like you know i'm it's under my sleeve i don't even want to like you should ask him if he can do a little shot i think you have some credit he's just a tattoo guy i'll message him right now because that would certainly make it easier to do the show i'm thinking you know that's a good point that is a very good point i am by the way tomorrow night i'm flying to new york for new york fashion week whoa whoa that's awesome oh have you called that shot the numbing shot what do the dentists call it numbing shot overcane novocaine novocaine oh that's the type of shot you were talking about i thought you meant an alcohol shot oh so is novocaine uh is that just for the mouth or is that anywhere i don't know i think the r might be benzocaine lidocaine lidocaine don't lie to me lidocaine a numbing shot okay that would be great i have my cream that is great really is it medical how do you get that no i got it on amazon i think but it's like a it's it i don't feel anything when i put it on it's really yeah i'm skeptical yeah i don't believe well let's buy some of those i have it in my car you want to try it yes let's do that right now that's a good idea but i was going to say i'm returning back from your tuesday night so technically if you want i could be on the show yes please i need as much support as i can get although he's going to be sitting here so i'll have to set you up we can set you up are you doing this arm yeah i think so you think i should do this arm i don't know i can sit here and then you can sit should i do my left or right arm i don't know i was feeling a left arm i don't know i will say because you're right-handed yeah that's a good question right so um if you are trying to do a live show while you're going to have your right hand available would probably be helpful to trying to do that i can do it with my left hand though yeah i mean it's a lifelong decision so i guess don't base it on your convenience for one day but i would imagine it on my right i don't know it's like your primary arm let's put it on my primary arm it's like a little bit symbolic yeah yeah yeah go for it yeah okay okay what do we think do we like the idea do we like the idea do we love the idea because it's well it's off the rails so people can't expect much at least we're keeping it you know make sure you moisturize your arm before i have thick italian hair and always get some sort of ingrown hair irritation yikes well i have i don't okay all right i'll do that um you're giving me the pain cam i don't like the pain but i like the artistry of it i mean the pain is whatever you deal with it what do you do during the process cam i just close my eyes and i try to focus on the pain just being mindful of it focus on the pain yo that's hardcore focus on the pain bro that's sick just close my eyes and i feel it you know these these were fucking brutal with the fingers oh yeah honestly i was going to suggest that to you that placement but i was like no my finger yeah what finger is by far the most painful i've ever done oh a tiny little finger portrait so small i have like a butterfly that has shading on my finger this one fucking hurt so bad the others i was fine with this one it felt like someone was just like scraping at my skin yeah with ethan i wasn't worried so much about the whole tattoo just the shading the shading is going to be painful well i'm getting a photo realistic it's so and this guy seems really good oh yeah they'll be shading but it's just black there's no color it's just black yeah thank god so glad you don't want color you're not a down color task same that was one of your big like things about uh about the affleck tattoo yeah i remember you you said color tattoos in general you don't like in an affleck one in particular well i'm not getting color i was never my plan i just want a nice photo realistic uh you know black gray scale what's the deal you want to get redder all over your back there's a huge redder like this i don't want to do it on my back because i'll never see it i want to see it you know what i mean sure everyone vouches fingers are bad yeah i fingers and tells nothing is worse than top of foot oh i can imagine what about forehead bring it sam's got it all right so how do we test this let's do it on my now why do you just have that on you sam oh okay so just squeeze it and it comes out try a little bit because you you get all these crazy rashes that's enough you want to do it that's not funny you're known to have like these weird reactions to things i think you should chill did exactly this happen on an episode once all right so how long do i wait now okay fire how do we test it and then get a pen and start slicing and how long does it last usually like 30 to 45 minutes for me so we'll have to be reapplying that people have a bucket of that shit boy maybe he does know someone because like i said i don't want to dox him yet obviously i'm looking forward to promoting him when he comes on but i don't necessarily want to say it already you know what i mean people will go like i don't know yeah you just don't know um but what i will say is um show you this one of the person under with like five people working on it's so crazy they'll be able to find that picture i got it here look at that people are smart look at that yeah that's crazy there's like five people working on them dude that's nuts is that normal for multiple people to work on the same tattoo at once i've never seen that never seen it there it is what do you guys think i use numbing cream when i do it oh sorry i was just saying that i use uh numbing cream when i did my lip filler and it did not help i was like squeezing his hand the whole time a little tool to put against your face but that wasn't helpful dude the cream is yeah i don't i don't have any faith in the cream i don't know i mean just skip the cream was that real painful lena i think so yeah because the lips are sensitive she was squeezing the shit out of my hair yeah it's a mix of the pain and then also like the anticipation because you don't you've never felt anything like that before so i didn't know what to expect is the needle in for a while it ain't easy being uh there's a price to beauty yeah every budding beauty budding beauty yeah but if i can get the shots i'll just do that hell yeah oh you know what maybe that one doctor would do it for me if you weren't doing the show i would suggest like just taking a xanax and falling asleep i don't know if that would help me i would just still be in pain they they did that one time for me at the dentist oh yeah that's why i'm saying it right they gave you like a super volume or something like pass out you got xanax like i mean i don't have any no i don't know where to get me some i mean i feel like this tattoo artist will know all this stuff i don't know but he's not a doctor well he definitely knows recommendations at least yo bro can you get me some street drugs you just showed him doing like five people on the person that was quite under yeah so they had a doctor there clearly because you need an anesthesiologist for that i think it'd be okay yeah it really is the least painful area well you're the ones that got me all fucking thinking about it everyone's like oh boy i just remember the period simulator that's all i'm gonna say yeah that was a weird one the show i would enjoy the curveball in my in my right people are saying ketamine what do you guys think about that sure sure i mean that would be a fun episode that'd be weird and wild yeah i don't trust you on my god personally i think the pain would be funny if it hurts for the show it's a funny element i thought so too but if it's for five hours yeah that won't be funny are we really gonna do a five-hour show i feel like you're gonna want to stop at like half maybe it's like just doing two sessions you know maybe we'll see i mean yeah if i want to we'll just obviously deal with it later yeah cool cool right on sweet so we'll get some ketamine some xanax yeah yeah some lidocaine yeah yeah and uh what else fence and all why not crack rooms crack i'll smoke crack with lc acid i do truly think that smoking crack would help with the pain that's why uh yeah obama got hooked for a tattoo session but yeah and a really long way to say that i'm gonna be getting the tattoo on the show nice yeah no it's wait is it no no it's further away okay it's on the 27th so it's in okay like three three weeks three weeks yeah it's always up there it is there it is i'm gonna get a tattoo i never thought i would get a tattoo i never did this is the only thing i would get it for is to commemorate or memorialize and it really is truly for me you know what i mean like i'm not trying to i know people like they're part of a culture no i'm not judging just saying people they're tattoo people i don't want to be a tattoo person don't i don't want to be in anyone's club okay the less clubs i'm in the better and besides i wouldn't want to be a part of a club that would have me as a member i was just pulling up the rachel marks so that i didn't misquote it but here you got to it first yeah i got that one so 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gotta do both arms to compare the pain too oh that's such a good point this is the numbed one right here oh my god the flavor is too strong yeah i felt that but now i went to left i think you missed the spot though i think you shot it here you gotta shoot it like here yeah get down i felt it i mean i definitely felt it there's no question i'm telling you i'm telling you it's not gonna do anything yeah i don't think i mean if that's all gun hurt me i got no shot i need i need the doctor you already tried it i tried that one i tried every takis product that exists my problem with the taki oh shit he says i can do it he's laughing at me he goes we have a nurse that can do it for two thousand dollars oh my god he laughed at me he said lol but he said but the upper arm is not painful so he's gonna judge me two thousand dollars wait is that to put you under no that's for the shot that's just for the shot what he said maybe it's expensive i mean clearly yeah it's like it's only like big celebrities but i think in the interest of doing a show for the whole day i think i should do that right for sure i don't think i'll be super sick and do the show yeah i think you should go with the bay it's fine you think what i think no shot okay yeah i think no shot uh can you have it on standby the blue is kind of weird flavor the fajita flavor is fire i've never had hokies before that this is my first hockey the nature sucks i don't like that one at all wait the blue is kind of good actually nice aftertaste so the blue here i think it's just supposed to be more flavor certainly not something i would want to eat a mountain of though like when i think of milk banking i don't think of food like this so the blue one makes your poop blue the blue one makes your poop blue no yeah it's crazy that's disturbing okay this one is called fuego i swear it's not i just did that's a good one i like that one the best why is there so much flavor in it isn't this just the original flavor the original talking there's the fuego the fajita the fuego's the original yeah holy shit chocolate mocha i think i tried them all i mean it's okay i guess i'm not gonna hate on it oh it's not really the spices though it's overwhelming spices yeah so let's go if people can actually do the shot or not i know y'all can say no but that's how you handle the talkies it's not hot it's just a spice bro my favorite is the crunchy fajita you haven't tried it oh it's back in my throat i'm out in talkies let's do pulse i'm doing that one sec so don't you guys think it might be a good idea to just have them on standby you know what i mean other than doing like an hour-long show where i'm like i can't do this you guys i'm crying i'm a grown man crying i can't do it is it closer to the hot chip not at all that's a weird question give me a break well that's cool they have the option though i appreciate that even though it's like insanely expensive yeah i voted yes no okay but then like okay people that voted no consider that fact that it might just be an hour-long show where i'm like because the thing is if i have the nurse here i'll start without the shot and then you guys can see but don't you pay just to have it here you'll pay it away well i'm gonna use it but i can do like 30 minutes without just so they can watch me suffer yeah yeah i think they just want to watch the suffering that's why they say no you can watch me suffer for 30 minutes 2k would change my life someone said well uh send us your email one of the mods i'll send you 2 000 i'm mr beast up in this bitch who said that where's that comment i haven't seen that comment okay we changed my life it's uh quick you guys see this if you are message one of them on discord i'll send you 2 000 right what do you mean yeah fuck it i'm mr beast on this shit i feel you know what i mean like if i'm gonna waste two thousand i'm gonna spend two thousand dollars on some dumb shit then you know what i mean we should help out our fellow people as well this is a show expense to be fair all for you guys also we sent we paid off uh did those people we paid for the their medical bills ever okay that's good sorry guys i'm just mr beasting this shit i read it what happened is i read it and then i felt bad and i said you're right so let me just send you the money 50 now everyone's saying 100 000 changed my life 2000 yeah 2000 changed my life but yeah if you're if you're watching reach out one of the mods you guys get his name okay good good thank you love there it is um but only if you've okay here's the deal if i send you 2 000 you need to record yourself crying thanking me i want to you need to tell me exactly how you're going to spend the money and it needs to pending my approval okay you can only spend how i authorize its use thank you all right god where have we we haven't done any fucking thing nothing right who cares that's true we do have stuff we need to get to but speaking of jordan he posted a mug shot i don't even get why he did this it's not even funny it's just weird he posted a really horrible photoshop of him on trump oh okay mugshot yeah why he said the ontario college of psycho psycholog psychologists ordered me in for my mugshot today it doesn't it's not it doesn't look good at all i don't know what's supposed to be funny and has 33 000 likes like there's these people out there i just just question man who's liking this and then he posted a black and white version for no reason it's not better it's not even different why did you post that one too he's unwell he's not well this man oh why did he do this did he think this was so substantially more interesting that he had to post it that's why you have options you know like the larp is a victim old-timey peterson um cavcat speaking of is he feeling okay cavcat keeps posting so did you see his recent one about the world government conspiracy i was watching the show okay oh he did another one watch this i agree with you when you were like what do you do if somebody in your life starts posting this like damn we lost another one how about somebody who you gave a bunch of money to start posting this that would be worrying people actually invest with him how you know who i want to talk to one of cavcat's investors i want to talk to them who's getting this guy money except his dad i don't know okay so here's cavcat he's posting bill gates food conspiracies potatoes for mcdonald's fries are reportedly grown on bill gates farmland and fields so vast that you can see them from space yeah that's probably true right it is true i looked it up yeah but that's then but there's so much more to that his conclusion is where it goes off the rails right yeah so he says so hashtag bill gates let's get you hashtag it let's bring all the people together so bill gates is literally responsible for mcdonald's hashtag mcdonald's my goodness he's a genius on social media let's get that traffic uh for hashtag okay bill gates is literally responsible for mcdonald's french fries yes they are the best tasting thing ever which have shown to be one of the worst things you can ever put in your body oh yeah and he is the primary supporter researcher and science and beneficiary behind the vaccine too much wine how do we go from potato to the vaccine well he's blaming mcdonald's for what they do with his potatoes yeah weird second of all so i i just googled like bill gates potatoes just to see and it's like so that him and his wife they invested in a bunch of farms which is weird creepy it's a little creepy but it's just an investment and they don't not only grow potatoes yeah it's a bunch of other things that everybody uses for everything he makes it sound like bill gates is behind the big french fry to kill people yeah i love how he makes they are bomb yeah they are super bomb but then he goes oh yeah he's the primary supporter researcher in science and beneficiary behind the vaccine what how do you go to the vaccine nothing to see here he said hashtag it's all connected yeah bro don't you are you getting to understand i'm thinking his brain is made of potatoes growing on bill gates you have a higher iq of bill gates potatoes like there's farmland that's so vast that can be seen from space i mean yeah just like all google maps over anywhere in the country where there's farming right yeah i mean there's a lot of farmland in america before you can see a lot of things from space with the satellite right this person said uh i'm not a supporter of the vaccine either but what does mcdonald's potatoes have to do with that scene exactly and this is one of his allies apparently ryan responded to be clear i got vaccinated i was a supporter bill gates is the primary business driving force behind mrna vaccines and really pushed them through for covet because he quote cares so much about our health yet he also uh is one who delivers mcdonald's french fries to the world clear clear no dude you're his brain is so powerful wait wait clear please if you know someone investing in ryan kavanaugh send them this man is not well this this is uh this is the article yeah that's the one that i read cool it's like whoa yeah you can see that from space this is this is where this originates from well then you can see everything from space correct people sunbathing in their backyard from space indeed i think billy needs to get back on the poop water i didn't like the poop water that's that's the future what happened to the poop water initiative i think they're i think they're cleaning that shit dude i think they're cleaning that shit water still because i always thought that was a cool idea you know revolutionary but if you want to criticize bill gates about the farms i'm sure there's another way to do it that would make sense but why the potatoes and mcdonald's i don't get it it's connecting it to the vaccines yeah it's borderline like um psychosis thing yeah it's so good reality yeah it truly makes me wonder if this man is okay i don't think he is there's a video i don't think we could show it he posted on his instagram of his helicopter hitting a bird and he well the bird is dead and he's picking the bird out of the helicopter and it's like it's head looks like it's barely attached send it to me i'll watch that was on instagram yeah he throws it at the cameraman wait what he's desecrating dead corpses that's like what i was reading it first okay i'm not gonna show it all right so here he is this was posted uh five days ago here you can watch here so ever wonder what happens when a bird just misses your rotor blade this man can still afford to cruise in helicopters i don't get it dude if you ever believed in meritocracy as a concept which i don't think a lot of our fans do at this point but if you did ryan cavanaugh single-handedly this spills this idea there was a meritocracy ryan cavanaugh would be he'd be cleaning dead birds off of windshields i don't even want to i don't want to denigrate anyone's job sure but what but he would be like um our animal control friends picking up trash on the freeway our garbageman well like a prisoner he's level no minimum wage because they're you know he can work for caltrans that seems like a good spot caltrans i i disagree i think ryan's doing a public service by killing birds yeah oh i see that's interesting i stand i stand ryan on this all right no no no no no no no no no no no no no no just flying along coastline minding our own business and a seagull decided to kamikaze us and had to do an emergency landing all right so let's watch cleaning out the bird guts let me intake bare hands he's picking up the bird corpse and he threw it at the camera which is actually really so crazy yeah let me show this i mean yeah you really don't throw dead bodies at people i thought that was we learned that in first grade bro oh you sick fuck no i'll get him enough everyone hates him probably his cameraman hates him everybody hates you ryan there's a dick move to throw a bird though the top comment is rank out of the force of nature are we mind seeing oh my god oh here he is with grimace what are they doing oh is he gonna be in bryce's new movie no okay interesting well you know grimace created a shake and apparently was doing harm to people that's a conspiracy theory right there bro i had i had fucking skills yesterday no who's making the sugar side note he has another video from august 15th of a bird a man's head send me that what send me all that i'll privately screen it so he's always been not okay dude yeah i think ever since relativity went bankrupt he probably was less okay okay this is from three weeks ago he said um has to be the funniest and craziest thing i've seen all week a bird shagging a man not joking a bird having sex with a photographer on live tv let's see if it's not funny and by the way youtube people this is a bbc nature clip so give me a break please also this is not live television i know ryan doesn't know a lot about media or the entertainment industry but it's not live from the uh it's a nature documentary live from the heart of the amazon forest do you want to mute the audio no a typical male is only interested in one thing it's not that interesting the comments wow what a nice capture super real 50 gifted subbies from a membership will change your life thank you that's probably our benefactor oh 150 thank you thank you thank you thank you it's changing our life right now 200 thank you he's still going thank you man membership will change your life thank you so generous and it's so nice thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you can we advertise to being a member that you might win two thousand dollars that is a potential part i'm not hurting that member yet you're still watching that's pretty cool so yeah cap is not doing well send him your thoughts and prayers just your thoughts and prayers not anything physical yeah but untangible things unlike thoughts and prayers you send to rank that right positive energy we're all rooting for him thank you that works with joe biden i think we're up to 300 dude 300 still going damn thanks bro yeah it's 300 that's so nice wow it seems like the uh the royal saudi investment firm just made an investment in the hd podcast we should talk about that on the air though oh yes mom's the word wink dude he's still what the hell how can you even do that how did your credit card even let you do that how do you not get brought up how many of that maybe i think he said once that he had to stop because his credit card stopped working yeah good thank you that was amazing so how much was that at least 500 i think it's 500 thank you thank you thank you this is a serious question to all new members you're welcome to all the new members they're getting hooked up right now all new members please for peace and love i will see you on tuesday thank you thank you that's awesome i have to go wash my hands after these the talkie explosion i can tell you i wasn't i wasn't that hot on these yeah not the best it's a zoomer thing it's a zoomer thing i genuinely believe i mean i like i like the flavoring the powder but the actual stick in there is not very good so you should try the blue ones i mean yeah i don't mind how spicy it is okay let me ask this everyone who loves talkies raise your hand the two zoomers hands up that's it interesting i'm telling you bro well uh you and sam are zoomers right okay all right young get hard right right are you like making fun of me dan or what is this like you think i'm a zoomer i'm not a zoomer i was born in 97 i'm 25 yeah sam definitely is i'm not a zoomer no she's not a zoomer there are like people in high school right now aren't they no no olivia's a zoomer i'm sorry they're just almost the same age i'm 24 and how are you sam 25 25 i'm about to be 26. i don't think olivia or sam hold on hold on what person born in the late 1990s exactly or or early 2000 what's your birth year love 2000 oh you're a hella zoomer yeah zoom zoom baby what's your birth year i think 99.
uh you're a zoomer what's your birth year 97 close she's an elder zoomer yeah you're on the you're on the cusp you're on the cusp what's the actual definition he just said born in the late 1990s or what mid-2000s yeah millennials is 81 to 96 so right okay yeah the fact you're born in 2000 god i hate to even start doing this because it's so cheesy but man i was like fully alive when you were born i was a full-ass person yeah i was 15 i don't remember 9 11 you were 15 that's crazy right okay yeah i mean i was like i was like almost Done with high school, almost. Well, middle of high school. Yeah, I wasn't even conscious back then. That's crazy, bro.
I was playing EverQuest before you were even born. Yeah, you probably had a job before I was conscious. Yeah. Probably, bro.
I didn't gain consciousness until, like, 2010. Right. That's the other thing, when you think about, like, where do you even remember from? You don't remember anything from before you were 10 years old?
Nah. I don't remember anything from, like, under, I'd say, 5. Anything before 5 is a... I have maybe very scattered memories of under 5, but yeah.
It's more like, it's in there, but I don't like... Is that me? I wasn't conscious back then, I'm not sure. I know what you mean.
I feel the same way. Acting on impulses and stuff like that, you know? I have memories, though. Yeah.
So anyway, I think I have to do the shot, because I made the tribute to our fan. So now I can feel comfort in spending $2,000 on the shot. For the sake of the show, people. For the sake of the show.
Yeah, I can't deny that it would probably go better if you were numbed up, because... I'll try it first. I want to do, like, a normal show. Yeah, if you really want to do that, you should probably get the shot.
He's going to think I'm the biggest pussy ever. Sorry to denigrate, you know what I mean? I don't like that word, because... Turns out, people with pussies are probably the toughest of them all.
Or maybe... I put it in another way, you're a bunch of pussies. Pussy-bearing. Oh, yeah.
Beings with bare pussies. Vagina. Hell yeah. Okay, I'm going to do it, fuck it.
At least I've seen what a vagina looks like. I mean, she has to sit with us the whole time, I guess it... I'm curious about how... Do you want to show...
Just saying. Yeah? A little Scotty? Sure.
Yeah, we got a Scotty all day. What? This is crazy. Usually these are just...
This looks like a tiny little... Right? So, how far along are you now? I mean, I know you're doing April.
Beginning of April. I don't remember, but I have a nap. I'm almost 10 weeks. Still real early.
It's the size of an olive right now. Still super early. You're starting to show a little bit. Thank you.
Thank you. Look at that! It looks like a baby. Apparently the doctor said you can already tell it's a boy.
Yeah, right there. Which is kind of wild. We would have known the gender already. That would usually take longer.
They probably wouldn't tell you though, for sure. They wouldn't say anything, yeah. Just based on this, yeah. But because we know...
Right. So is that... It's limbs or is it just like an official... Oh, really?
It's what you think it is. The head, body, and two arms, and two legs. Three arms. He's my friend.
Home! There it is. Little Scotty. Pretty cool.
So good already. Yeah, pretty cool. Okay, here's a weird one. Jimmy Lee is collaborating with Andrew Callahan of Channel 5.
I didn't know anything about this. Nobody mentioned this to me, and I still don't understand what the fuck is going on. It's very... The situation is very confusing.
I don't understand the context. I don't understand how they met. I don't understand why Andrew was doing a piece with Jimmy. I don't understand.
And like, as we'll see, it's like... It's like footage of Andrew interviewing Jimmy, but it's Jimmy's documentary. Because you know Jimmy films everything. He just...
Andrew went there to film something for himself. Jimmy brought his crew and put the footage out first. Well, according to Jimmy, Andrew reached out to him. That I believe.
That's what I would think, yeah. I mean, it's... We're taking Jimmy's word for that? I don't have to believe in him.
Andrew wouldn't just meet with Jimmy unless he wanted to. No, hold on. They must have met on the street or something. See, that's what I...
No! No way. I think the documentarian has a little insider info. That's my guess.
It's way too much of a coincidence. It's also, apparently it's called... I don't know if this is Jimmy's title, or it's Andrew's title, just almost famous, just about famous. That doesn't seem like a great title.
From my understanding, I don't think this is going to be associated with Channel 5. I think this is... It just happened to be in the time and the place. Yeah.
But he's like in the thumbnail. Wait, Andrew's not going to use this footage? I couldn't... Jimmy wouldn't give me a straight answer with it.
Can we try to call him? He's coming next week. I gotta know! He's coming next week?
I'll just ask him real fast. What are you doing next week? It's never real fast. Sammy Quinn said, I'm a 33-week spooky baby.
Trying to train myself to some Teddy Fresh as post-bordem love. Oh yeah, let's send her stuff. Yeah, I'd love to send you stuff. Sammy Quinn, reach out to the mods.
Good luck. That's right at the end. I'm about to miss her beast... Mrs.
Beast your ass. Mm-hmm. Damn. Mm-hmm.
I see a couple chatters said that they are getting close to their due dates. Congratulations. Let's get those fooper troopers out. Let's get those young babies, those young H3 fans.
Mm-hmm. What is this? There was also a question if I used Epidoral with Theodore or Bruce. I did with Theodore.
And then with Bruce, I had no time. It was all happening too fast. And honestly, it was my biggest fear. But thinking back on it, it just happened so fast.
It's like a blur now. I barely even remember what happened. So, I don't know. If I have time though, I will.
Based on the last one, I don't think you will. That was nuts. Yeah, but I'm gonna need a... I'm not gonna feel this.
I can't feel the pain, so... Look how red you got from that. This is from a gun. Yeah.
Yeah, Dan, what the fuck, man? That's my beautiful skin. How else will we know? What if you've gone in to get the tattoo with that cream, expecting...
Yeah, you know. Now you know you need the shot. It was important. It was important.
All in the service of science. So, is there a way to numb my shoulder before the shot? How do we numb it before the shot itself? What is this, Ken?
I don't know. Let's talk about next gen. Oh my god, it looks so much like this. It's a higher resolution image.
We cleaned it up in Photoshop a little bit. Nice day. Thank you. That's what we got going on.
Alright, so let's watch this documentary. Trailer. Look at that hairline, boy. Look at that, looking fresh.
I love it. Where are the glasses? I don't know, but he's slaying right now. He's a funny guy.
He sure is. Olive Tree restaurant. I was going to say, is that a reference? Does the Olive Tree website we go to?
No. Olive Tree is a bible. That's a coincidence. It's funny.
He's everywhere. Olive Tree is everywhere. This didn't get claimed right there. No claim.
Yeah, the other thing about Jimmy is he's really a fantastic piano player. He's playing that old-timing tunes. Love that. He's still playing the entertainers.
I'm all fucked up. He's got my eye on me. Oh god, really that one? I don't have a gift.
Look at his head! Okay, is he leaning into that now? I think so. Because he's not even doing that for us.
I think that's just in the office setting. I think he just embraces it is what it is. Yeah. Like he knows it's fucking batshit.
But like, I mean, it's a thing, you know? But he said last time on the show that he's going to do hair. When? Right?
He's going to get a hair system? I think so. I think he said that last time he called in. There's no way in hell he thinks that looks good.