John Hastings Larry Dean Podcast Episode #12

John reveals the only thing more exhausting than a four-month-old baby is 2024 road comedy and a rooster delaying his flight in Key West.The boys then solve every marital problem with “home-bed advantage,” argue over whether Travelodges or five-star hotels are hornier, agree the UK is the most body-positive country on earth because half the population look like “boulders wearing a mask,” and somehow end up ranking the sexual prowess of world leaders: Elizabeth Warren’s Navajo bean-sprout foreplay, Nigel Farage throwing a mean piece, Liz Truss’s autistic hyper-sexuality, and yes… even MBS gets a reluctant “he can get it.”Other topics include:When it’s acceptable to start heroin (post-kids for John, tomorrow for Larry)Why Nancy Reagan was the blowjob queen of HollywoodThe Riyadh Comedy Festival = dirty money, but at least Jimmy Carr would admit he just likes cashGrindr in Grimsby vs. Glasgow: too many blank profiles and men who’ve been smoking since age sixAnd the eternal question: if gay sex is illegal in Saudi Arabia, it must be absolutely mind-blowing Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.