John Links Presents: Trading Places

Hey y'all. John Links here. We made a commercial! Taste our jerky. You'll never want to eat anything else. Not because we make you chemically addicted to the product or anything like that... We're totally on the up and up. Oh yeah, these guys are talking about trades in the NFL and stuff. Also, I think there's a lady there. I don't know. I don't listen. I'm just trying to get this jerky out there for you all. You'll love it. We guarantee it. You'll never stop eating it. It'll consume every waking thought. It's almost like we have you chemically addicted to this. Why did I mention that twice in this description. I gotta go. Eat the fucking jerky.