Johnny Depp birth chart, Depp vs. Heard bots & Spice Girl dysmorphia

Greetings Trashlings! Much to discuss! 00:00 — Molly accidentally manifested Covid, proving that THE WORK WORKS!5:00 — At 96 years old & with the Platinum Jubilee in June, Elizabeth II is everywhere these days. But why is everyone from magazines to Mattel depicting her as a wide-eyed, ageless, leggy queenlet? Long live the queen, but let grandma be GLAMMA!10:34 — Sara got a bra & put it on like a big girl & Space Trash podcast turns 1! 16:49 — Space trash origin story. Here’s a link to Molly & Sara’s inaugural episode from April 22, 2021: the first & second to last breakout episode of Diva Divination… https://youtu.be/3GlFW5yaKT819:31 — Synchronicity of the week: Sara & the recent NYC subway attacker: soul mates?21:00 — Sara attempts to keep catching Molly up on the mundane. But speaking of Skechers Shape Ups, Molly brilliantly segues into a catch-up on the Kardashians’ new show. How does the new Hulu show compare to the E! one?24:00 — Now that she’s gorgeous & twinning with Kim, Khloe’s original brand promise has changed begging the age old question: can women be funny AND hot? PUKE!28:23 — There’s a vibe shift in progress & Kim K is laying low in monochrome Balenciaga until she finds her new fashion frequency. Spoiler: Space Trash Merch IS the future of fashion! Shop now, dignified dirtbags.35:56 — Spice Girl nickname origin story. Which spice girl are you? Which spice girl would your friends say you are?  Does Sara have Spice Girl Dysmorphia? Is Tommy Pickles the Baby Spice of the Rugrats? Which Rugrat are you? 39:38 — Fresh prince of vi-o-lence! The news has been overrun with celebrity violence in the weeks since Will Smith’s Oscar slap. Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard defamation trial allegations reviewed, Depp found guilty in the UK against The Sun newspaper. Online it’s Tik vs. Tok as the internet discourse on what defines abuse has become abusive. Oh, & Mike Tyson beat up a passenger on his commercial flight.49:49 — All astrology on this podcast is consensual. Safe word: “woahhhh what?” Let’s dig in. 50:52 — Amber Heard is a Taurus Sun, Taurus Venus, Libra Moon. Johnny Depp is a Taurus Venus, Taurus Mercury (& in his second Saturn return) 55:08 — Rob Kardashian vs. Blac Chyna trial allegations reviewed. There’s flagrant slut shaming, the sex tape is being recycled for storyline, revenge porn strikes again, & lust for Rob the sexy sock-man is now an official legal defense of violent behavior.1:01:18 — Rob Kardashian is a Pisces Sun, Libra Moon, Taurus Mars, & the indifferent CEO of Arthur George. Blac Chyna is a Taurus Sun / Taurus Mercury, a Pisces Moon & legally, she was ALMOST Angela Kardashian.1:04:55 — Taurus eclipse energy is asking us all to take back our  personal brands, Scorpio energy is revealing the dead bodies in the basement.Anyway, come to the Moonual! Follow @themoonual or check out TheMoonual.com to sign up SHOP! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.