Johny Bootlegger is Killing the Walruses

Heads up, LSLDtards: Leo's audio is real quiet at the beginning there because he has no idea how to speak into a microphone (he is literally just a guy). However, we promise it improves as the 'sode progresses (progress is the pinnacle achievement for all logical life forms in the universe *praying hands emoji*) Rock, people, scissor! Wanna impress Us? find a pickle that turns himself into a scientist. We've got a doozy for you this week as D.G. & Leonard Cowalski (recently incarcerated in free speech maximum security prison by the cyberspace tyrant Lord Musk) get you caught up on everything you need to know, ever...about anything. You're going to want to put on your sportsball helmet as they dive into current events, a little based-ball, some riveting facts about the sovereign nation of Texas (read this as Tay-Haus, it's more humorous that way), & even suicide by ratatouille. Oh yeah, & they might just save the world; you're welcome, fucking neophytes. Patreon: www.patreon.com/lsld   —If we reach $100 per month on Patreon, we get to literally waterboard Ian & you get to watch. The Tube: www.youtube.com/channel/UCp6S357_vGPibWxtv83uo-A Twitter: @lsldpod —D.G.: @ibangmybros —Ian: @LSLDian —Leo: @Leonardcowalski (currently suspended but fighting the power behind bars  like Jack Unterweger) —Stasha: @stupid3m0kids Instagram: @lsldpod TikTok: @lsldpod (We strictly post PRC propaganda, but in fun, lighthearted way!) Promos: Do you have an abnormally large head & the cool, hip fashion hats you see others sporting just don't work for you? Go to: www.mammothheadwear.com & use code "LSLD" at checkout for a sweet ass discount (it's like 20% or something, I don't know, I forgot. I can't keep track of everything ok Debra? This goes towards those "child support payments" & the federal "government" has garnished my wages, are you fucking happy Deb? So please just buy a fucking hat. I don't even care if you wear it, order one & throw it in the trash please, I don't give a fucking shit. This is my only source of income & I swear I am one traumatic life event away from doing something incredibly unhinged). Ok, that should cover all of it. Love you, bye!