Join MAGA? No, My Penis is Too Big for That

I see the dumbest fucking comments on social media from MAGA men.The most vile, racist, bigoted, sexist, homophobic bullshit. Stuff that just makes me shake my head. Sometimes, it’s laughable. Like the “logic” from Trumpanzees, if you can even call it that. They act like the biggest tough guys on the planet. In reality, they’re just underachieving, scared little boys. Talk about small dick energy.Just like their false idol, Traitor Trump. Donnie Dickless is a hero to Talibangelicals everywhere. The Leaning Tower of Treason’s weird stance, inability to keep awake during the day, and his rotting flesh are somehow beacons of masculinity to millions of shitty, low-life men.Ones with tiny penises, I suspect. You’re not secure in who you are as a man when you worship a pathetic orange shit-stain like Combover Caligula.I talk about this and other characteristics of the Deplorables in today’s podcast episode. I appreciate you lending me your ears. Thank you so much for your continued support. It means the world to me. We’ll win this fight against fascism together.© 2026 The Mouthy Renegade Writer. All rights reserved.Mooch thinks that you all deserve 50% off our paid subscription rate. It’s just $2.49 monthly, or $24.99 a year to support our independent journalism. Here’s our half-off coupon from her, just for you!Join HERE for 50% off!If you enjoy my political humor writing, I’d appreciate your support of my independent journalism. It’s less than $5 monthly, and I’d be honored to have you with us. Thank you!Several of you have asked whether you could make a one-off donation rather than become a paid subscriber. So we created a GoFundMe for our goal of getting a small RV to tour across the country to attend rallies, report from the road, and get to meet as many of you as possible.Thank you for considering it. Please share this link on Substack or social media. It helps so much if you can’t donate. You’re all too kind! https://gofund.me/af7b56f20Click HERE to donate! Get full access to You Have the Right to Remain Mouthy at themouthyrenegadewriter.substack.com/subscribe