Jolly is the New Clippy

Bitcoin news and macro news update. Today I cover bitcoin price pressure as Treasury yields climb, the suspected $352 million Bitget hack, new IRS crypto reporting headaches, ARK’s move to tokenize venture fund exposure, and a growing list of AI security and privacy concerns. We also look at bitcoin markets, financial news, crypto tax reporting, blockchain analytics, and where AI agents are starting to collide with the real world. Topics for today: Bitcoin Price Meets 5% Yields Bitget Hit by $352M Breach IRS Crypto Reporting Headaches ARK Tokenizes Venture Fund Exposure OpenAI Agent Breaches Government Portal Elliptic Brings AI to Wallet Tracing Meta Puts AI on a Keychain Today’s Articles covering bitcoin news, macro news, markets, and technology: https://bitcoinmagazine.com/news/bitcoin-price-slips-while-yields-soar https://bitcoinmagazine.com/news/bitget-suffers-352-million-hack https://cointelegraph.com/magazine/exchanges-reporting-crypto-gains-to-irs-becomes-tax-nightmare https://www.coindesk.com/business/2026/09/24/cathie-wood-s-ark-teams-with-securitize-to-tokenize-venture-fund-with-openai-anthropic-stakes https://cointelegraph.com/news/australia-openai-agent-government-hack-altman-warning https://decrypt.co/379113/elliptic-crypto-wallet-ai-pulse https://decrypt.co/379253/meta-ai-toy-muse-charm-keychain-watches-listens Get Your Free Comfrey Owner's Manual Here: https://www.bitcoinandshow.com/the-comfrey-owners-manual-is-here/ Help a Brother Out With 5 Star Reviews: Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bitcoin-and-bitcoin-economic-news/id1438789088 Spotify Podcasts: https://open.spotify.com/show/1dsTluNHIPNsXVRghpqxhY Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/9ef7d5b6-9137-439d-94eb-8071ec6bf890/bitcoin-and-bitcoin-economic-news YouTube Music: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWaKxaQF5Q5WiTq80SBYs_7iLDtleV0rZ Find the Bitcoin And Podcast on every podcast app here: https://episodes.fm/1438789088 Find me on nostr npub1vwymuey3u7mf860ndrkw3r7dz30s0srg6tqmhtjzg7umtm6rn5eq2qzugd (npub) 6389be6491e7b693e9f368ece88fcd145f07c068d2c1bbae4247b9b5ef439d32 (Hex) Twitter: https://twitter.com/DavidB84567 StackerNews: stacker.news/NunyaBidness Podcasting 2.0: fountain.fm/show/eK5XaSb3UaLRavU3lYrI Apple Podcasts: tinyurl.com/unm35bjh Mastodon: https://noauthority.social/@NunyaBidness Support Bitcoin And . . . on Patreon: patreon.com/BitcoinAndPodcast Find Lightning Network Channel partners here: https://t.me/+bj-7w_ePsANlOGEx (Nodestrich) https://t.me/plebnet (Plebnet) Music by: Flutey Funk Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/