Yeah, I'm gonna sing in the smoke machine's gonna go off. You're gonna sing. Yeah. Sorry.
Oh, we didn't start No, this whole time. I thought we were doing a podcast you guys. No really. Yeah, I was trying to keep it together There's like a dog play date happening.
I was like a small talk Welcome to the show welcome to the show Michael Tully just in time. I was so gay. It was gay Yeah, I expect you to rip your pants off and have a little thong on I have those well. I believe you I'm okay with being a little gay Yeah, oh you are yeah, you're like a co-host.
Yeah, you're west. He's gay to me I don't know the many the men you have wigs on try not to say f bombs that much were on YouTube They already said you just clearly just said that right when right then you said he said the men with which he forn Oh, I said no, what I said perfect. I said both. Yeah, try not to say oh the man.
He sticks his inside of men that he Again Amazing I want to be here anymore. I we want you to be here. Yeah, thank you Fred. We definitely want you here Yeah in this reality with us.
Yeah, you guys just did a podcast, right? Yeah, we're warm. Yeah, you did your podcast We did my podcast. What's your podcast?
Shank you've done it before yeah, I was on it. It was really fun. I like you I've always liked you. You know yeah, I like Jordan too, but I don't think she really I like you I just don't know you so we have to warm to you.
Yeah. Oh, that's what it is. All right fair enough Do you think it was rough because I said something nice to you when we met? Yeah, and you're like what's up?
What do you want? I did a set with her in Florida and she went before me or I can't remember But I know I went before and then I sat down and watch her because I had never seen her do stand up in person And I was laughing my ass off so I went over there and said hey that was awesome She's like oh this terrible this is a crowd sucks and then walked off and I was like oh Okay, but I guess the crowd maybe wasn't the most ambs crowd in the world But I wasn't listening to the crowd I was listening to her and I was laughing and she has she has an Australian joke Which I maybe found more funny than Americans would cuz I was like do we sound like that cuz we do sound funny I'll give you a great day. I probably if you said something nice to me that would have brought you down a few That is how I operate people are nice to me. I know those people yeah I'm friends with a lot of those people I grew up in a in a scene like that But I've been trying to some very dark negative person and I've been trying to see the light and be happy with stuff Because you in recovery.
Yeah, it's always so recovered people but I was a disc to appreciate all this is cool No, I'm also in recovery. Yeah, you still want to be dark. No, I just I just am a wrap I've dated a lot of addicts It's Romeo that his head his eyes are next to his nose. It's huge.
Here's a huge brain, but not it's a small skull So power weight ratio. There's nothing going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah brain but a small skull But he plays women like we rescued him and his name is Romeo He got rescued with this other dog Lulu and the owner was like an old gay guy he died I don't know why but he died. It's maybe You might have like refused the dream Yeah, but we rescued both of them and I was like man, I don't really want to own a dog named Romeo It's pretty gay and I'm not that gay But it makes sense because every girl that he hangs out with they love him.
I can see that now. I'm like, okay That's maybe why you got cold that does have a crazy cute little cartoon It's cute and you'll stand like any girl He'll hang out and just keep looking at you and you'll be watching TV and you'll feel like something's looking at you And it's him and then until you love him. I don't only bites boys But that's because I paid her to do it, right? So you're getting back to Ian He's definitely gave them me because he was on the show and he was talking about maybe there was a little Pocket where I was as gay as him because when I first started getting out.
I was like let's go, you know Well, I was like, okay, I got a little taste and I was like because I'm a thrill seeker, you know, and I was like you know way So I was like what's gay on this what's it all gay about so I got right into it and then when I got sober I just sort of felt way less gay. Yeah, and I feel asexual now that I'm sober. Oh, I have no interest in sex now that I don't do drugs It's crazy and I was a fiend when I was doing a lot of coke. I was a sex fiend and now I'm like I don't care at all still take it or leave it still take it off the table You're saying that I have an sex since October what but then you know, it's gonna happen you're gonna And then you're gonna be like oh, yeah, this is what it was when you're gonna go ham ham.
Yeah, I don't want to go Ham I don't want to go ham. I'm scared to go and ham. I'm scared to go and ham. I'm scared to go and I'm gonna switch on you be like, right?
I don't want to keep it off keep it off. I just want my vagina to have the cobweb I get it. I feel like that with the gay really yeah, you went ham You want ham on you want ham on gay? Oh, you're more gay than him.
No. Yeah, he was on the show the other day Talking about some stuff where I was like, okay, I've been there, but I would never go there again And he talks about trans women. No, I like trans women. I would date a trans woman.
So what's not gay But what does he do? I know that's why I say that he doesn't really do that much he he talked about like he did on here Well, maybe they want to see more because we couldn't even use it on the podcast patreon.com slash Alice mate in Gates off hard. Here's the gay story I've ever heard. Yeah, I just don't like Those are pre-recovery those are per miscuous.
Oh me neither. I don't like that either That's what me and Ian's my beef is with Ian. I think I want him to stop having promiscuous ex dangerous Yeah, it's dangerous and it doesn't make people it doesn't make anybody feel good No, you can't go ham on the P and you can't go ham on the D. You heard it here guys for me shank.
You can't go ham on Moderation yeah, right right right you can you can go ham on the D But then you know go out and work see I think I was like once I start doing stuff You know I think to myself, you know it'd be better more stuff on top of the stuff that I'm already doing like orgies sounds cool If I'm doing all these other things on top of it, but now it doesn't or do sounds like I would have to have everybody leave their eyeballs in a bowl Like I can't deal with the eye contact being made where you're like oh this person hasn't tapped in yet Now I have to get this person in and you look at somebody and you're like Harry Like there are pauses and three something nobody thinks about that three There are awkward moments where you're like what what should I be doing right now? Yeah, that's if you care about one of the people in there more than the other if you don't if you care about all of them Yeah, but there's still human being so if you're railing out some somebody who you really is hot and somebody's just like sitting out You feel bad for them. You want to keep them involved You want to play with my nipple? I don't know that's what I would do I just thought that right now I think you've been in person with people if you're in a three-some with all three people are high level Then it doesn't work like that really yeah, I was not trying not attracted this talking about like six skills I was a low level.
I kept humming the theme song to exercise all time. That's bad. That's really That's the craziest reason of all time. Yeah, it's really hard to be honest with you see that's not really in threesome Yeah, I was just a two girls in a limb.
It's like a two and a half them I haven't had a threesome. Yeah, what's one talking turn of offense? I haven't had a three-some. That's not shocking to me Vali girl.
No, you don't seem like a three-some girl at all. You are not wild. Oh, I guess I'm not wild I guess I'm not wild. You seem like a good girl.
Yeah, you do kind of see my girl But I knew what this was you just sit Wow everybody knows what that is. Yeah, that's something you put on your job I can be wild. Look at it. That's something you're stealing the key of the library.
We're trying to say that you're wild That's another sign that you're not wild. Yeah, which is nothing right before that's why I don't know everybody's been tied up and been hanging off stuff No, that sounds fine, but I haven't done that right because it's kind of a little bit I don't want to be like those people that put hooks on their back and hang upside down. That's too far from for mommy. Yeah, because you know that wild Yeah, I guess I'm not that wild one time, but you know, I've done you know, yeah, I don't love it.
It's rough. Yeah I think it's cool. It's a little rough. It feels like you're pulling a nose hair out, but it's practice though Pooping yeah, you gotta watch out.
But when you say watch out, are you mean like an anima? Yeah, like I have a shower attachment Ew, that goes up your eye. Ew, it goes up your eye. Ew, it goes up your eye.
You're gay. You're a little bit of an Ian. You have a shower attachment for doing You know, that's gay or then you just get the guy here Ian has random sex and uber's with men. That's straight.
That's some straight You are cleansing yourself for your male visitor Ian is doing it spontaneously because he can't control his penis. That's gain is a spectrum guys No, well, they're in a spectrum and he's on one side. I'm pretty gonna defend my boy here I'm having male sex when he's having a sex. It is dirty and gritty which I think is more heterosexual than you cleaning out your little pink, okay, well That's your your angle than yeah, I agree But I see like a black dude with a chain and the really nice kicks and the really everything's good and I'm like you're gonna gay You're a little bit of a gay guy.
You're only ever has a woman. You're a little gay. I don't like being stinky Well, yeah, I'm gonna shower head attachment. I want to know where you can get this from any sex though Oh wait, it's for yeah, it's proper.
Oh, yeah, that is gay. It's it's to clean out your ass specifically for that Yeah, I don't know why you didn't do that much detail felt like I already covered it in the first bit But you know I thought if I'm getting censored you'll never have a successful podcast if you worry about getting censored Did you also woman out there? I'm gone who got their lip bit off you didn't have a lady on here. Oh, I did that's whole So She's a skater like a full-on skater.
I think also a model She was in LA she flew in for a modeling gig and stayed at her auntie's house I believe and her aunties pitbull bit her lip off clean off. Yeah, so no lip so debate she got a night So not that they've died but she got like a guy dude. He ate it kind of Stop the act out I see you I look over here. That's just how my body moves when I'm thinking about it But they put they re corrected it they grafted it like this and now she looks fine Yeah, she looks great someone now She has better lips someone hit her car in front of my shop the other day and the person that hit her car jumped out and started running And apparently it was a stolen car and all the cops started chasing him wait my friend Got hit by a guy at the front of your shop.
Yeah by a girl and she how do you know this because I saw it And did you talk to her afterwards? Did she come into your shop? My homie didn't wait the lady who got her lip it off also got her car hit Yeah, there's a lot of bad thing and the person ran away and there's some cars she needs to say oh so she couldn't get insurance for it I don't know how that works. She's got it.
We got we got a helper If you have insurance in a car hits you and a guy's a criminal and he runs away the insurance still takes care of it Yeah, if you have insurance, yeah, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, you know I have insurance. I have a motorcycle You have a motorcycle and I don't have anything it's all I read it's completely you ride your motorcycle in New York City Yeah, Jordan you should be careful.
I have car bow. I'm very careful. I thought we were just in the Harley Davidson store for fun I didn't realize you lived that life. Do you have a holly Davidson?
No, no, it's just a Honda starting Are you a starter kit? How long have you been riding? It's like a year and a half. So yes the answer is yes It's a starter yes, very much.
You have a background in dirt bike riding or anything? No, I just I've just grew up in the stick So it's always ridden to vehicles and I just was driving those revs around everywhere Yeah, and spending all my money on them So then I was like I'll just get this little motorcycle and use it to get to spots because I was late for every spot in the city But is anyone ever hit you? No, I would anyone never cut you off and you had a close one. Oh, yeah, yeah, right?
Oh, yeah, I've had a couple of close ones the close ones are crazy Right, but it's easier in New York because there's a million guys on scooters with you But also you're not going as fast now. You're because of the track. I wouldn't do it out here if you paid me I would not it's too crazy. You guys drive like idiots in New York Everybody's looking for a million different bicyclists and different levels because there's different things that are coming out You're in New York and then you know this podcast is brought to you by better help online therapy service that you can use right now You absolutely positive there's a good idea, Michael.
You know why why is that because people think they're too tough and guess what? They're not if you think you're too tough. I could beat most of you up guess what I cry and I need help therapies I go into the gym like or eating vegetables it literally can't be a bad idea There's never been a time that anybody has ever said man I just talked to a qualified professional from the privacy of my own ruined what a terrible idea that was right on how stupid you Would sound if you said something like that if you're thinking of starting therapy give better help a try if you've been one These people who's been thinking about thinking about doing it for 20 years s or get off the pot brother It's entirely online designed to be convenient flexible and suited to your schedule You just fill out a brief questionnaire you get matched with a licensed therapist and you can switch therapist at any time for no additional charge Find a therapist it's right for you brother man. Yeah, no, I wouldn't be here if I didn't go to therapy And I remember at one point because I was raised by tough guys I was like you don't tell the therapist screw you tough guy I'm alive learn to make time for what makes you happy with better help visit better help calm slash Ellis today to get 10% off your first month That's better help h e l p dot com slash Ellis sounds so scary You know it's not scary because it's think about if you were on have you ever written a moped?
Yes, okay It's just that because you can't go faster than that. Yeah, cuz there's too much rough It's like when you do fall off It's like like if you do fall off It's like the most you're gonna get is like 30 mile now Which is probably not even that and if you fall off at 30 you can tuck and roll it's not that big of a deal Yeah, I'm doing a tuck and roll Jason. Can you see me doing a tuck and roll in this jacket tuck and rag doll? I guess but still you won't get that hurt, you know and that jacket would support some damage.
Yeah, okay I'm ready. I'm ready to ride baby. It'll be trashed afterwards, but you'd be alright. It's I got saved by a laptop once Wow had a backpack with a laptop on it and I was driving to work and I was 20 feet from work and as always I happen going past the DMV and the guy that was going to the DMV and didn't have any insurance or anything Just turned up a road a driveway that doesn't go to anywhere and I was on the outside of him So I hit him and went flying over the hood of his car and landed on my back on the other side on my backpack Snap my laptop in half and I was fine I went I my wheel got shoved into the engine engine of my bike and I just dragged it over to the front gate of the studio and I was on the air That's crazy.
Wow. That's great. Okay. That's a good show.
I was like guys. I just did it. I just did a front flip Yeah, you just surfed on your laptop. It was pretty cool.
That's awesome. I like slamming it kind of wakes me up You like getting whipped around. Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, I'm really good at shoulder blocks What is a shoulder block just when you go real fast and you come to a stop I can take it, you know I'm a bit of a nugget Nugget like it take a shot like it doesn't hurt me.
Yeah, I like you describing yourself as a nugget That was fun for me. I was imagining a chicken nugget. It threw me off like a giant hairless chicken nugget. Yeah, that's you Yeah, pretty much you're McNugget.
I don't like that. Why I don't like you identified as a nugget and nugget in Australia is more like a gold nugget Oh, gosh. Okay, sorry. You're not a michna get you're just a nugget.
He's a bit of a nugget. Yeah, like a rock, you know? Yeah, we don't think of nugget that way in America. No, yeah, yeah, I was just real in the word nugget for sure I was like he's a bit of a michna get so cute and he's like no, I'm not a michna nugget.
I'm just a nugget and I'm not cute either You're cute. Oh, there's something endearing about you. You're you're gold teas replacement teeth. No, I mean like caps or no They're real whatever gets smashed out gets put gold.
That's what I mean. Yeah, so those are missing. Yeah, how did the back ones get ripped out? Okay, and I was it It was it was what an absist.
Oh that sounds like it would hurt from getting hit in the face. Nah Oh one no, but I had two absists and then the other ones were from hitting my face on the ground from a BMX and then I think one got kicked loose Yeah, one got kick loose and then I think a skateboard want to hit my face on the ground pretty hard Wow Yeah, I was an absist and then the other ones were back in the day too I've always because I thought from a cowboy movie that gold lasts longer So I was like if I get a new tooth I'll get a gold one because it'll last long and I wanted to come back and then when I got to I was like right I want all gold teeth. Yeah, I get that I have girls there in the car We have a friend who's the hardcore band singer and he had them replace so that totally huh? Justice when he gets hit yeah, it's just dense instead of breaks.
Oh, yeah, cuz they do bend yeah Yeah, it makes sense since I've got gold teeth. I haven't had them. They've been fine I seem to be they seem to like like are more durable in my really yeah I might just be better at moving my head out of the way. I used to box.
Yeah, really do you have a bag here? Yep, I got three I might punch it before I leave I can show you a couple things if you want I'm not gonna show you how to do it like that. That was a jab was it That was a shanky jab. Yeah, oh a shanky jab because when you say jab no it wasn't but a shanky jab I'll give you that that was a shanky jab.
You got a lot of rings What was that that was a hook? Oh, I can do a roundhouse kick too. No, you cannot yes I can no you cannot yes. I can do you want a bet you bring me to the bag do a roundhouse kick right now I need the bag why can't you just throw a little shanky legs and I don't want to hurt anybody Yeah, well can't you just throw a roundhouse and land back on your feet without hitting anything?
I don't know You want a roundhouse the pad yes This Okay, I'm hitting that Barely I agreed to it on a women on like I have to do this. I have my shoes don't fall off because they're big Nobody who does roundhouse it says that well. Yeah, cuz I'm a valley girl. She's roundhouse into the face up to the stomach to the bag I'm gonna round Yeah Wait Doesn't matter you're just gonna kick the bag That's really good my dog farted rough No DOG Farts are brutal.
Yeah my boss and Terry when she needs to fart. She comes near me to do it It's not scary. She is not she is scary. She's adorable.
She's scared the shit out of me I never saw her so I don't know burgers the cutest person in the world she person Burger the cutest person in the world. Yeah, they're my friend. They're my people. She looks like she speaks fluent English Like she's gonna get in here getting here for a ticket to the top like that at all She's so very cute.
No, dude. My dog is ripping ass That's why I don't eat her that raw food. Oh shit on that pad. No definitely do that right now They will be awesome please a live dog shit.
That'd be cool alive dog shit right after my cake I'm sorry. That's okay Lord help us. I when I came home from skating today There was three shit in one P. Yeah, it's not I'm like oh, yeah I want dogs to learn how to poo in the toilet like that's do yeah, but I also build something for it, too They just don't do it very well.
It doesn't matter Did you just stop something I mean I'll build something if she'll shit in the toilet I'll build something up to the toilet, but I've noticed that when dogs do poo in human toilets the human toilet is no longer really a good Toilet for humans why's that because of all the things you have to make around the dog to get on there and the dogs like dirty feet And he poo misses the bowl and no people have this yeah No, not personally But I've seen videos of dogs doing poos in toilet bowls and I analyze the toilet bowl and I'm like I'm not putting my cheeks on that It's a very nasty bowl. That makes sense. I feel like it's more of a dog when a dog has its own toilet that toilet is for the dog Okay, that makes sense like an extra bathroom, which is fun I'll also get one of you have that if you have that you guys a question my friends who don't have dogs and I got into this big fight Okay, imagine this you just made yourself dinner you finished dinner. You still have some stuff left on your plate Do you let your dog look off of it?
Yeah, yeah? Thank you. They told me I was disgusting No, they're disgusting You know why they're disgusting because they hate dogs and they're probably those people that think dogs don't have souls and that is Like a thing that I've really started to figure out I think that that's why bad things happen in the world because I don't believe in God But now I start and now I'm starting to because people say well if God's real how come earthquakes and tornadoes happen in kids died Well, I'll tell you why because dogs have souls and and so all animals do and we kill animals and we eat animals And that's God punishing us for that damn. Oh, we have a punishing check it out.
I'll go deeper I'll go deeper poor McCartney poor McCartney alive, right? But Paul McCartney used to eat meat and guess what happened? Yo-ko Oh no was in the Beatles and ruined his life Then he became and his wife had one leg and she died then he became a vegan shut up Michael I know it's probably wrong, but but listen to me. I'm listening good He became a vegan and now look at him.
He's on fire. Yeah, the oldest beetle for sure He's gonna outlive Ringo and no one likes Ringo anyway Why I'm gonna be gonna be again right now because everyone says Ringo's a bad drummer. He's not a bad drummer He's just a basic drummer. Well, okay, listen you guys Paul McCartney, I thought you know, I thought yoga was just a crazy B.
Yo-ko I've seen it apparently yoko was in studio John Lennon letter, but still she was like, no don't do this How about this? I know it's a person that's been in a band if you bring your wife if your wife says no Jason How about singing like this and it's Tully's wife. I'm like I'm not gonna say anything because it's Tully's wife But afterwards I'm gonna go Tully seriously. Can you tell your wife to come to the studio?
Yeah, I watched the Beatles on the Disney Channel and it was amazing, but you saw yoko She was just there looking all crazy eyed singing making everyone uncomfortable doing like experimental weird art I was like you can tell them the look on everyone's faces like this be needs to go I've never done acid with somebody that you're falling in love with you'll let them tell you anything I think that they did acid all the time and bonded their souls together did the whole thing where they're like oh my god Where won yeah, you see the Chuck Berry episode of Chuck Berry played with John Lennon John Lennon loves Chuck Berry And they played together on what show was it maybe to cab it? Yeah, like an old old show back in the day and yoko gets on stage grabs The microphone goes Like what the and John Lennon is like dude like he doesn't show like hell no But he I think that might have been one time where you're like he doesn't look happy about that Oh hanging out John Lennon is stoked because he loves Chuck Berry and then this she just does that wait That's a bad video people just hate her though also because she's a woman I mean I have a joke about her really but I mean she was a guy John Lennon couldn't have been like golf bitch But he's a little limp dick wait, so it's his fault I just do think that if he was in a band and she came in with all these ideas He could have been like back off, but he's so pussy with I would be embarrassed if my lover did something like that to me I'd be like get off the mic. No, it sounds like one of those. Wow.
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The two that is to an electric guitar. Oh, I talk box. I just think that she gets a bad I mean, I totally think what I think you're looking at in a very binary sort of way where one of them has to be the bad guy I think it's totally true that he was the most whipped man of the 20th century You're gonna agree on the time. No yoga is the bad guy in the giant But she's thanks she's horrible and nobody has ever let their band be ruined like we've all if you've been a ban You know about band girlfriends, but nobody has ever got band girlfriended harder than John Lennon and it just so it happens to have happened To the flippin Beatles.
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It's like should I be saying flippin instead of no you have to get your own word for okay? Sorry my bad Flippin can be his thing. It's not my thing. It's crazy cuz palm Let his chick in his band.
I don't know if you've ever heard the audio of Linda on stage some Devious engineer took the audio and changed the live mix She's saying back up vocals on hey Jude and they pulled down everybody else's vocal and pumped up Linda and it's abysmal It's terrible and it's crazy that Paul McCartney I didn't know that his untalented chick beat in his band and yet he's still way less whipped than John Lennon That's insane, but that's not fair that he doesn't go down for that as well But I guess he was in his own band that nobody cared about anymore. No no no listen I did a pod this morning about John Lennon's last album kind of up in this Oh, please explain did Yoko actually break up the band like the tapes I don't know about that. I'm talking about 1984 stuff But what I will tell you what I learned in the last 24 hours is that so John Lennon by the end It was literally their stuff was billed as John and Yoko Yeah It was plastic. Oh no band and their albums were collaborative and there was still some great stuff on there None of which had her voice on it whatsoever Yeah, so he puts out this he's really doing very good stuff until the very end the night that he was murdered He had a canister an old-school thing of like tape under his arm He'd just come back from the recording studio So an album came out after he passed away, but there were additional recordings that weren't finished the last song is It's not instant karma.
It's like it's one of the really really good ones She put that out is his last single and she put one of her solo songs No, as the B side and it's it's awful. It's full yoga It's a little self-indulity like of all the time so just go you know what maybe this isn't about me Was it about him the song at least no no, it's called Oh misery. That's better for sure She spelled it like Irish like it's not Oh misery. It's like a last name It's Oh misery, but what Jordan said is true.
They were just on too much acid. That's what happened Because things get weird. Have you done a lot of acid? I've done a lot of mushrooms.
I've done acid a lot I mean to like six times. I had a big acid trip that stopped me from doing it But it was a big good a big but a goody, but also badty but goody How is it a goody and a baddy? I had crippling OCD for like my entire life and I faced it in an acid trip So it cured you yeah, but it almost killed me I mean it was like in I wanted to say because it because it wouldn't turn off like the acid trip went so long What's the bit it went so long and I just I was I was it was like going in and out of a super bad super good the way Oh, I've had that acid trip and it will ruin your one time I was really drunk at a skateboard contest and we're in the hotel everyone was partying and a friend of mine had a sheet of acid And I was really drunk and I just grabbed it out of his hand and bit off a piece of the sheet So I don't know how many acid trips I bit yeah And that that went it went too long like I was having fun And then I was shaking and then I set off the fire alarm and the fire brigade came and kicked us all out of the hotel No, I said yeah, that sounds like a nightmare But then I was in a car with this guy and he was like hey come for a ride with me I was like okay And we got in the back of a car and this guy took us out into a parking lot did burnouts and I couldn't even understand We're in a car and then it's spinning around I was freaking out and then me and this guy that were in the back got out of that car got into another car And we had these rocks that we found in the in the garden and we touched the rocks and all the sprinkler systems around the garden turned on And we were like no way that was crazy And then we're talking amongst ourselves about some other stuff And then we're like we should touch the rocks again And then we touch the rocks again and the sprinklers turned off shit You're not maybe it was a sensor That was attached to the rocks that we're touching well They're fake rocks. I thought maybe later on somebody was like turning the hose on and off when they saw his Touch rocks, but I'm like how can they see us inside the car that guy died whoa Good guy, that's perfectly on point I died Touch the rock and it would turn on and then you're like holy shit the rock is feeling the sprinklers Yeah, that was magical Yeah It was like did that really happen because we're tripping I'm like I feel like that really happened Like I feel like I see the sprinklers on right now do you and he's like yeah And I'm like did it not turn on when we touch the rocks and he was like that's what I saw and then we were laughing and freaking out about And then we're like let's touch the rocks again and then when the sprinklers turned off We were like okay, holy shit balls.
This is crazy. Wow doesn't actual magic stuff happen more often when you're tripping I found that I've known some people who are just kind of fairy people any this one girl We would find as a fairy person and she like what the tree she's like hey What's that and she like literally like the bow? I don't know what a bow is but I think it was a bow of the tree She like pulled out jewelry and it was like oh, that was there a golden necklace in the tree Why did you just spot it right now? But that does happen more often when you're on psychedelic.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you notice things more and you're way more in touch with your surroundings I mean, I think you just plow through life typically, but when you're on acid everything is there's think ernicity is left and right sweetie You mentioned intrusive thought in your in your special I got a touch of that is sometimes I have a little bit more than a touch of that how does that manifest itself because that's obviously a Relentive CD. I have it where like on airplanes. I'm worried that I'm gonna freak out open the door I'm worried that I'm going to jump out of my four-story walk up and it's well It's starting I was a contractor and it started contract like a hitman.
Yeah, and like very cool by the way Thank you and it would like with a nail gun. Yeah I was gonna do it to myself or jump off a roof I had to quit roofing because I was worried I would jump off He was a labor he was a labor contractor. He told me he was a contractor when he did the podcast insane You have a stand on the ledge and look down and get tingly I yeah now I can't do it the other day I brought Coyote up to the roof and she started walking towards the edge and I tackled her Like she was a football. It was easy because she you think she wouldn't but I thought she wouldn't but then she was walking towards it And it was the most I'll never get that it was so scary.
I get that but yeah, I won't oh such an awful feeling I had a slope so I didn't even know she'd go up this look my dog likes to hang out on the roof of my house on the Edge really I live in a guest house and he likes to go to the edge of it and put his chest out How far is the drop far far enough to end it far enough to end it yet, but he doesn't do it What's worse falling off and like almost ending it or ending it obviously ending it yeah I feel like if I hit the ground so hard that I'm like in capacitive in capacitive for the rest of my life I'd rather just finish me. What are your intrusive thoughts? Perpetrating acts of violence on unsuspecting people who don't deserve them. Yeah.
Whoa. I wasn't told you this a million I'm just like you know what it is. It's not it's I get a little bit of well I get a little bit of what you have have you tried to make sense of it if you talk to a Just yeah, I'm just don't trust yourself and the parents run around to like tell you how to behave Yeah, I think it's also it's like you're so afraid of what would happen if you fell off that you almost have to start daring yourself What if I made myself do it on perp, you know, it's not that you totally hear it and they go Oh, you must secretly want to commit suicide. No, you're so afraid Yeah, right the you know I don't know when it started even for me as a kid my family went to mass I was like an altar boy and stuff like that and it was like we're all standing here acting like it's perfectly normal for this guy to Be like and then God said blah blah blah and we all just go along with it I'm like if somebody just got up and walked over to the priest and just punched him as hard as they could like what would happen Yeah, like how would our town ever bounce back from that and so I find myself It just carries me into adulthood where I'm dropping my kids off at school Like a mom bends over to pick something up and I'm like if I just soccer kicked her in the head Oh in the head just not not sure not thinking that I actually want The booty and make her fall over in there nobody wants this to happen that is why we have the fear Yeah, you're afraid that you might do it because it would be the wildest shit that ever happened because it was like so pointless Cuz I don't want to do it.
That's part of what makes it crazy when I was five I went downstairs. I just needed like water or something I remember leaving I slept in my dad's room all the time and I went down and I grabbed a knife And I remember being like oh I could hurt myself with this and I just fainted That's like and that's where it started. Yeah, I just was like I could hurt myself Yeah, and I passed out. I mean I passed out you think you faint a lot Yeah from these thoughts or just you faint I I can faint from the thoughts But yeah, I think from like blood or go I think I'm not a fainter.
I'm not a fainter. I think in movies I'll get up from a movie and be like fuck here. We go bad. I feel like it's a worse feeling world I think I'm playing recently thought I peed my pants I didn't I just went through it and I got knocked out once and woke up in the hospital and I peed my pants Yeah, and the nurse was way wiping my balls with a wet towel.
Well, that feels good. It was good nice. It was cool That sounds nice. That's a nice way to wake up.
She wasn't that harbor. I didn't care at the time. I was like how That's so sweet. I painted in the gynecologist's office getting STD because they were checking your badge.
No, they were taking my blood for STD. Oh, okay, clean. Nice. Yeah, thank you God, yeah, I don't go to the doctor.
Maybe you are a little crazy. I am crazy I mean I'm worried about that tells me that you're a little freaky. Yeah, I'm freaky. I don't need to prove it to you guys I know I've seen her do it.
I've seen her touch a black girl's hair I Know Story you don't know she touched a black girl's hair It was without everybody flipped out and nothing was funnier than Kim trying she was like I don't understand what happened and he was like you can't touch a black girl's hair And I remember it one point you were like but why and I was like I don't really know and Why is that I'll tell you because they have hair that is different than ours so for millennia We have always been asking to touch it because it is an other and it's bad to do that and she was on mushrooms And of course she had the interest of thought probably on in her mushroom brain We're like don't don't I was like I'll make her feel better I was being a sensitive nice kind mushroom lady in the process. Okay, what happened the full story is this I'll give it to you in a quick rundown basically We were all on a party bus on her way to the strip club after scam fest I was sitting on Jamar's neighbor's lap because it was a crowded bus and to save space I sat on his lap and in the and then he looked at this girl That was sitting across from us who was this black woman and said are you a stripper? Then she said I don't know how to strip her how dare you ask me if I was a stripper He said do you work at the peppermint right now the peppermint the peppermint hippo peppermint hippo and she got really offended But in Jamar's defense, I guess he was dressed she was dressed like a whore Yeah, and there was a girl the day with a woman the day before he looked a lot like her yeah, so then She's black and she started telling all her friends that my boyfriend because I was sitting on his lap Touch asked if she was a stripper. Oh, she's not trying to stop beef So then we get to the fucking strip club and all of and like her lesbian friends are coming up to me And they're like the man that you're with is a piece of shit Wow Yeah, and then I was like if she mad and so I tried to go over and talk to her and in the process I went like this No, and then I touched her hair and then it just and then I drank her champagne that I thought was everyone's but it wasn't and then I got kicked out Then I started crying and I'd grilled in wait they kicked you out Yeah, I needed to go to be crying to be fair.
I needed to go I left too I mean it was crazy that I knew like my friend was in their group and it was shrooms first coke Oh Scariest thing I've ever seen I stopped I mean it was like I stopped talking to those people because I was like you guys are No, like you just they wanted people. No, these were a girl that I grew up with was there with her crazy friends Sing Beyonce and they yeah, seeing lady Gaga And they met up with us at the thing and by the end of it It was like dude you like want her to kill herself like you want Sarah You don't I mean like this is crazy why would it was because they're bullies dude. They're such bull I want I refuse to be around them. They started shit talking Ian to me and I was like he's my best friend And why did she talk in it was so weird?
It was crazy It was cuz it was coke girls mixing with a group of my deans on mushrooms Those are the times where I wish I could pull my penis off and turn it into a vagina and just not cracking you know I mean fighting yeah, like beat him up man. Like you know, it's bullying like oh, yeah, I got my I would have lost These girls are very scary they kept saying why are we here with all these poor people Jordan? Wow, I mean I let me man. I'm like yeah, I could use the money subscribe to my patreon patreon.com.
So Sarah Wine Chanc Do you think you're hot? No, God, no, why not? I just I was if never have could thought of identify to such do you think if you saw yourself as hot you would not like yourself as much I there's no possible way that I could begin seeing I mean I've tried everything you've tried to think of yourself as hot Oh, yeah, so if I thought you would just be like you're such a I would be like you're probably just a guy who thinks that I'll like dominate You because I'm very masculine, you know, I mean like that's all whenever guys like I think you're hot I'm like yeah, cuz you think I'm gonna like step on your balls. No, I don't want that you know I mean with high heels I don't wear a deal have you ever have your balls on the high heels no ah I'm a friend of someone's balls, but she's not here.
So it doesn't matter anyways Yeah, I don't that doesn't interest me. Yeah when those videos are like when people get kicked in the nuts I don't understand that at all like when the guy and it's one thing to be like oh go down I'm like, okay, maybe money or maybe funny you did it But when guys get kicked in the bonnie go oh I'm like whoa Rick cuz I've met girls they've kicked guys that pay them to kick them and they're not joking. They are very excited and very great They stay hard. Yes.
Yeah, yeah, wow Maybe they can do like what about in the future because you know there's a lot of pussy's out there now They get nothing get knocked out for tattoos. No, yeah celebrities do it They get knocked out and get like a sleeve or a whole chest piece I know a guy that got numbed out on his chest I'm like I say his name, but he brought it up to the wrong guy like he was like yeah I got a chest piece and I was like well that's cool He's like yeah actually funny story I went to the hospital to get it numb and I was like excuse me I'm so fuck and he had an allergic reaction to then he had to do it again another time and I'm like dude It's it's right of passage to get a tattoo if you can't take the pain you shouldn't have the tattoo like that's not how yeah That's not I'm jealous a little bit. I think but also I'm like you're not in our game in me know that be in our game really fucked up That's like a Celebrities that get them now Jordan this people to get like like a sleeve and a chest piece So they're out tattoo artists work all night on it and then they wake up like ta-da and I might well if you do that Why don't they knock out women and just push the baby out if I were in tattoo artists? I would do like Michelangelo when he painted the 16-japple with the guys was like one of the I don't forget who he was But he was like a critic of it and he made him put all those scarfs over the over the genitals and so on cool And he painted that guy in the corner with a snake biting the tip of his neck Which is no that's what I would do if I was a tattoo artist like I'd paint like that you little dick Okay, I have a story and it's embarrassing.
Okay, I got a tattoo from a girl didn't know her So on the internet wasn't really good tattooist not interested in burning her at all She wasn't that hot just wanted to get a tattoo she tattooed me and then when she finished a tattoo I took painkillers back when I was like high all the time I took so many painkillers that I fell asleep while she was tattooing my neck and then when it's all said and done She's looking at me and she goes and I was like that was weird and then when I got home I didn't realize and maybe a couple months later. I was in the mirror looking at it and I was like Is that a dick and balls? No, and it wasn't really but it was kind of like a dick and balls I had a friend tattoo over it. No, but the one that the double snakes there was like this little thing to me some people disagreed But to me I was like ball ball dick.
No, yeah, and I swear I swear like when she looked at my neck and went just for a second She greened and I was like you because I think she did it because I fell asleep. That's good good honor Painkillers for a tattoo. Yeah, I know the fourth tattoo is a crippling addiction probably but still yeah, cuz I don't yeah I fainted during two tattoos. I'm not happy about it Attach and then you went back and done another tattoo I have a bunch of tattoos But I fainted are you scared of fainting every time you get a tattoo?
No, it's only insensitive spots I fainted on the this one right here. Yeah, that's a good tiger Yeah, I got really close to the sensitive spot on the bone and I was like John I think I'm fainting and then I came to and he had all these candy bars in front of him I was like wow you got those fast news like no you just painted night time to go get them I don't know but I guess his other guy got him But that to artists deal with fainting better than any nurse I've ever done this one I fainted when I got up here I was like fuck and then I passed out but then I just wake up and they keep going How long do you get when you say hey, I'm going how long is it before you drop well? I try not to because what sucks like John might have to do I was like thank you so much for saying it before you drop so annoying when people drop Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, so I try and say it we tried deep breaths before you faint. Oh my god.
I've you fight it Okay, sorry because I've almost fainted a few times from pain Yeah, and I'll do like these big breasts where I'm off almost maybe I never really watch these videos But I do yeah, I try to do that and I've because once I'm I blew my knee out and my knee like pop sideways And I had a vacate I was like after a boxing fight my friend kicked me in the leg after I won the fight and snap my leg out to the side and just Snap my mcl off and I had already booked a vacation with my wife to Mexico and it was the first vacation Why he kick you he was he was a crazy person He's a pro fighter and he thought it'd be funny He didn't mean to hit the side of my knee one guy kicked me in the leg and then he kicked the other side to be funny And kicked me right on the side of my knee and it's snapped in front of thousands of people there one So I go pink the other way and I'm like that and the adrenaline It didn't hurt at the time, but it kicked in afterwards So I got this a friend of mine gave me this crazy motocross knee brace to go on vacation because I'm like I'm not not going on vacation Like this is this is why I did that fight because I was gonna celebrate and go to Mexico Yeah, so I've got this big knee brace on it's annoying me I've been swimming all that stuff I take it off in the hotel room And I was getting a BJ on the balcony and room service came and I was like Oh, I'm gonna jump out of the way because I'm naked and they were like room service Like they were just gonna come in and I jumped up to get out of the way And my legs slipped on the on the marble on the balcony and my knee went to jump like out and back in again And I went oh and I was like oh no no and I'm like oh Oh, and I was like gray in the face I didn't go out and I kept I just thought every time I've almost fainted I do that and I think it saves me But I don't actually you think it did it helps But it just is like once you're past a certain point especially if I haven't eaten enough or too much coffee Okay, yeah, yeah, and what happens is I'll faint and then come to pretty quick Yeah, like only once did I pass out and like land with a plane landed and I woke up and I was like whoa So you're out for a minute. Yeah, that's scary when people are out for a long time Yeah, I don't like that after getting out of the shower when it's it's really hot. No, I think yeah, right? Yeah, I get out of the shower.
It's so hot. I feel like I'm gonna faint Well, but you didn't I didn't but it felt like it like all the blood like left my head Have you ever hit your head when you faint? No, no because I feel so sick beforehand that I get can get down Weird one is movies. I did fall during I saw a horror movie and I got up and I fainted is a gore or jumpy stuff It's if they have a perfect music with gore so okay Get me so I get but if it's like an artistic fucked up movie.
Yeah, and it's like Yeah, and I sham on horrible movie the movie old Yeah, old when they cut into the girl stomach because the because the music was going up and up and up I was just like do I think it at the movie like children's movies. I think it after Menasha about what's Menasha acidic juice Well, what was just because the music got too intense. Okay, so the music's gonna be more of it. Yeah.
Yeah Or something. I'm just sensitive. Have you ever rocked out and passed out? No, it's on kills.
Well never hardcore shows I've never felt more like more like the blood is in my body Is that you're in the hardcore shows? Yeah, is that why you're in a so tight part of the reason and we're bipolar and virgins When we first became friends he gave me his phone number and then within seconds I was sent like seven hardcore bands. Do you like? I mean I don't mind I'm angry Oh, I get I get it.
I've experienced it several times. I'm aware of hardcore bands I appreciate them, but I'm not it's just not my thing I'm more of an old-school metal guy or these the older I get the more I'm into stuff that is like really old 60s like I like soul music. I thought you're gonna say Taylor Swift. I don't hate I don't care You know like to me that's fake music and I know that sounds negative, but it's I'm yeah, it's not long music comes with like a Pepsi I don't care.
Yeah, I'm more into like music from the 60s and stuff like that Definitely I played too much as a kid. Let's have like even metallic it to me like I love metellica It's my number one band always will be but it's I don't listen to it anyway near as much because I know everything They've ever done yeah so much like and I'm one of those people like I love this song play play play like I'm like I have to be alone because you would you would hate me. Yeah, wait seriously repeat Are you serious? I do that too though?
I repeat my the same songs all the time. I hate I was so happy that you were playing Don's in the car. I was just thinking about how I was gonna play on the way back. I repeat it so I repeat that song Yeah, it's so good.
It's so good. What is that? It's a Zach Bryan song? Zach Bryan's this country artist Yeah, and he has a song called Don's and it's a duet with I think it's Maggie Rogers I didn't thought that it was dogs.
You thought that it was even the name though the name of the song is Don's I thought he was saying give me my dogs back. Yeah, they went to a breakup It's the dogs and I was listening to it with my ex boyfriend who hates me like things I'm he thinks I'm like white trash and why does he hate you? He just she got him. No, no, he just doesn't like me He just is when you break up usually like the girl didn't do it.
It's weird to hate the girl He just hate you just because it's easy for him to break up with you. No, no He just the whole time we dated was just like I'm you're disgusting He just really liked that I liked him. I'm pretty sure but anything I did he'd be like oh and I said that I was like dogs I sang dogs and he was like it's dawns I had like a legendary skateboard in Australia came into a skate shop once and he started singing Jimmy Henry And he said there must be some kind of way out of here said the joker to the beast oh And both of the the guy behind the counter was my age and we were both the same age And we I don't know much But I know that that's not what it is and we both looked at each other and didn't say anything because he was the kind of guy that Would have beaten this up if we had yeah, you're so stupid. It's not that you know, but I never forgot it It's the thief said the joke.
Yeah, sure is it thief? You guys see the irony of what's happening here? Yeah See to me I say the beast now and it's been like 40 years so I'd have to know the joke to the thief sure I'll go that I'm not a dealing guy, but I'm pretty sure it's even here. I think it's Steve.
That's what made me like Bob Dylan though I love Bob Dylan. I was like wait a minute. You didn't write this. I love old Bob Dylan.
Oh, come on. No, no He actually likes Bob. Okay. Yes, they do.
Yes, they do. All right I will say I have a Bob Dylan tattoo because the song is not a good song But the words are some of the best poetry I've ever read. I think it's one of the best poets I'm willing to believe it and funny some of the songs are very funny. Yeah, everybody likes to get stoned.
That's funny What what lyrics do you have on you? I have Ramona on me. So the song to Ramona is I think some of the best lyrics ever It's really really good. That's cool, but the song sucks.
He's one of the greatest radio DJs ever What do you mean? He did it? He was a DJ for a serious exam when I had a job there and I just listened to him It's like record pre-recorded or whatever, but he was so he played the most I've never heard it one song that he's ever that he ever put on and he the stories that he would tell before he would play the song Was so hardcore information that he knew about this particular. Oh, that's awesome And his voice was so over the top and he would bleed it into the song like you could tell like I was a DJ And I'd be like this guy sucks even in fact this guy I fuck this band and here you go And then his one was just like he must have played it 17 times before he was like yeah You can use that one because it was just it was a part of the song like it flowed I like listening to him talk more than the song.
That's all. Wow. Yeah, he was incredible Wow, yeah, you should go find like it's like story time radio It's got some sort of name But as dumb as his voice is when he's singing is how perfect it is when he's talking about random jazz songs came out in 2020 Yeah, yeah jazz songs from 1920 yeah, cuz it was stuff where I was like, hey who what and it was like dude You listen to this whole song because it was just like, you know Songs where I was like I am too young to understand that this is music. Yeah, what is happening right now?
And he was like yeah, they say that thing here though Like he's gone. It's cool. Yeah, I really loved it. I never knew he did that that was before his voice got all weird That was all after his voice got all weird.
Why did it get even weird? It's really bad right now. Yeah, no It's like this I heard it's like I'm listening to both you see It's always been unlistenable. Well to you know, there's like a famous story right that like in 81 or something He's playing at the Hollywood Bowl and he's literally halfway through the show and he just looks into the crowd And he sees Ringo star sitting there.
He's like yeah, Ringo Which should I play next and Ringo's like that's weird tangled up in blue and he's like I already did oh That's bad that is bad when Ringo is not recognizing Blue that's a bad day, sweetie. That's brutal. What happens then? I guess he just keeps on playing more the silence that happens You know in a packed-out stadium.
I mean they just Aware in responsive to his surroundings a lot of things would have been different about the last 50 years. Yeah, do you like doing your podcast Jordan? Yes, you don't plan on stopping. I don't play on top.
You enjoy it. You're not sick of it I'm sick of it. You are well We've had to bank a whole bunch when you bank a whole bunch is easy to get sick of it I feel like comedians and their podcasts are more comedians and less podcasters and eventually they're sick of it Yeah, and I feel like cuz I told to somebody today that was like you just so you know I'm not doing my show anymore and I was like your show is we what what are you okay? And they were like yeah, I'm okay.
I've never been better. I just don't want to do it anymore. I'm sick of it I was like I Can't understand yeah, like it's my life. What are you talking about?
Yeah, and they're like what's not mine Jock off and I was like yeah, that's how Ian feels Ian is like this is alive and I'm like yeah I love doing it. I love Ian, but also it is yeah, it's not like it's a full-time job It's like I love podcasting, but it's it's definitely a lot I mean like I love doing this bitch with Kim and I love doing shank and I love having both of them for sure But there are periods of time where I get burnt out on it But I've been doing my podcast since 2018 and been podcasting since like 2012 let me ask you both this if tomorrow or you're in a month from now the success of your stand-up career is Tom Sagura status do you do the podcast? No, I think I still do the podcast do you do the podcast? Do you still do the podcast because you know that you're at a Tom Sagura level and your podcast is now going to be huge as well?
Or are you saying you would let's say you're huge your stadiums, but your podcast is still doing the same numbers Do you continue to do it? I don't know I don't know that you do know well I just would do it less I would cut the patreon off and I would just do it once a week Okay, just because I can hang out with the end once we do enjoy that I mean I'm hanging out with Kim and doing it yeah, like I don't I don't like it when I have we have to bank 10 Yeah, I would just be like sorry you're missing a week bitches, you know wait until you do 10 in one day Well, sometimes we'll do like 10 to three days. We'll do a lot of him goes on the road We'll do a lot yeah, I go on the road will do it's too much It's a lot and Ian is Ian is I get really I get really angry and Ian is very touchy and happy and bouncy And I'll and I get really or and like get the fuck off me And then our producer is like hey, you need to be nicer to Ian which makes me more mad and I'm like I can't you can't tell Me that's like him gets told to be nicer to me. She's me.
Yeah, I texted the other day and she didn't text me back That's Kimmy. Yeah, I appreciate it that. Yeah, I've never been busy in my life So I wouldn't understand what it's like to be busy and to not take somebody back. I don't understand that I mean I I get can't talk on her etiquette, you know, yeah, I never text anybody back.
I have two thousand hundred you text me back today I did text you back. Yeah, I wasn't I saw you jump into you thought it was you but you text me back I did I was surprised I did that's because I realized I could make it and then I saw that you texted all worked out Yeah, it all worked out and I got to do the pod with you Yeah, and you guys have to go because you're going to the comedy store to do comedy you guys are real comedians Yeah, I look up to be that someday and then as soon as I am fuck you guys. I'm out. No, I'm different I'm I was this is my life and I only and I have like a hundred fans You've had a whole bunch of lives though.
Yeah, like you have lives where you got in the shit kicked out of you You've done so many sports and hardcore activities and I get to sit on the couch That's great for you, but if your other option was you know touring right? Yeah, you choose that yeah, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, because I want but if I got the shit kick I mean my whole life and then somebody's like you want to sit on the couch and talk I'll be like fuck yeah, dude.
Oh, wow, you know what I mean? I don't know if I would choose I never thought of that exhausting See I never getting the shit kicked out of me. I never looked at it like that, you know You get to sit on the couch and make money. That's probably so incredibly I feel that way about because I used to be a contractor I'm like I don't have to touch a tool ever again.
That's unbelievable Yeah, but you didn't love your job. I fucking hate it my job Right, see I loved skateboarding the only thing I don't love about it now is my 52 year old body won't do the tricks That it used to do so nobody's gonna pay me to go on the road anymore But what I want to go on the road and be a pro skateboarder. I never want to let that go Yeah, I still think I'm a pro skateboarder. Yeah, like I still talk like it I still I made a video today where I was like hey I want to like to be an old washed-up pro skateboarder pro like somebody actually DM me say hey, man You know pro anymore you don't make money from skateboarding.
I'm in recovery so I didn't say anything to that person I wanted to answer be like listen fuck face like come to the ramp right now show you like come to the ramp right now Yes, because I want to the ramp the problem still somebody I want to go on the ramp I must fall at two people in a freeway today, and I was like I will fight you I'm a fat uber driver for being too nice today for being nice piece of shit wait ice dude this fucking piece of shit Sorry, I'm being nice. I'm saying it was fake nice. It was a chattie. It was real nice I see it I see you get angry when people are nice to you.
I think it's fake. Do you guys think you're funny wasn't fake? I don't here's a thing okay I'm sorry we keep interrupting you, but is this gonna be a Los Angeles kind of nice that made you angry or a generic Could have found it anywhere kind of nice generic okay. Thank you.
I know how to deal with that I just blow off but when they're awfully nice I can't blow it off because I feel like such a so I had to be like I was like hey Man, he like is being really chatty, and I was like hey man I gotta tell you we have like an hour long drive I've been I've been on the road for so long and I just need to like take breaks when I can so I'm just gonna check out You know and he's like okay Thank you for telling me and I was like great thought everything was good set my boundary and then he kept talking And I got so mad and I would just be like uh-huh yeah, and but the rage and I just started building this case against I was like you probably goes home and tells this family like no I like my job I meet all these people because he's justifying the fact that he does this fucking job Yeah, and I got so mad and I was like and I'm his way of justifying it if I start talking to him He tells himself he had a good conversation. I can really okay. I would be mad okay good That's about it and you just fucking walk over it's not that's not a nice thing to do It's not a nice so this is not actually a nice person but he has that but he might have a mental he might have been mental Then he's driving a car that I'm in and I don't like that yeah, okay fair argument This is sort of a different potential subject you got to carry some earbuds with you even if they're not Bluetooth Anything just yeah, yeah Everybody you podcast will find everybody be in Ian with Jordan patreon.com I've been in pod for a little bit and Jordan Jensen lol stop is my instagram punch up live calm for all my dates Goodbye you can find me Sarah wine chank at princess shank on instagram every Monday on this bitch Everyone's a on shank that's s h e n k all the all the tickets to my shows are my link tree at princess shank princess like normal and another s h e n k Thanks for doing the show you guys see you guys next week don't die