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EPISODE · Mar 18, 2026 · 32 MIN

Judging Disney Princesses

from Judging Things · host Jessica Griffith, Jeanne Hafner, & Joanna Hafner

Glass slippers? Questionable life choices? Iconic sidekicks? We’re judging it all.In this episode of Judging Things, we dive headfirst into the wildly popular (and wildly unfair) judgments people love to make about Disney Princesses—and then we add our own, because obviously. From Ariel’s alleged “boy-craziness” to Sleeping Beauty’s impressive commitment to naps, to Snow White’s very questionable trust in strangers, no tiara is safe.We break down the stereotypes, call out the nonsense, defend the misunderstood, and lovingly roast the rest. Expect sass, laughs, hot takes, and the reminder that growing up in a fairy tale is… complicated.Grab your mouse ears and prepare to judge—because these princesses have been talked about for decades, and it’s officially our turn. P.S. We swear. A lot. Listener discretion advised.Key Takeaways:Jess is hot for that sexy fox.We have the hot goss’ about Prince Charming at the ball.Scuttle is half idiot, half A-hole. Or whole A-hole. It’s still up for debate.Are princesses being judged for using a prince to escape a terrible situation? Or is that victim blaming?Links:The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning Frozen: Why Anna & Elsa are NOT Disney Princesses, by Shane O’NeillFrozen in Time: How Disney Gender-Stereotypes Its Most Powerful Princess, by Madeline Streiff and Laren Dundes🌐https://judgingthingspod.com/Leave us a review and share with your friends!Got a question for us or a topic we should judge? Email us at [email protected] Us!youtube.com/@JudgingThingsPodfacebook.com/JudgingThingsPodinstagram.com/judgingthingspodx.com/Judging_Thingstiktok.com/@judgingthingspodHosts/Producers/Editors: Jeanne Hafner, Jessica Griffith, & Joanna HafnerOriginal Music by Lundstroem

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Glass slippers? Questionable life choices? Iconic sidekicks? We’re judging it all. In this episode of Judging Things, we dive headfirst into the wildly popular (and wildly unfair) judgments people love to make about Disney Princesses—and then we add our own, because obviously. From Ariel’s alleged “boy-craziness” to Sleeping Beauty’s impressive commitment to naps, to Snow White’s very questionable trust in strangers, no tiara is safe. We break down the stereotypes, call out the nonsense, defe...

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