July 13th, 2026: A Slurpee Marathon In Philly, Strippers At A Funeral In Amsterdam And Practicing Not Losing Things With A Buffalo Exchange Card

On today’s Daily Sarcast Lindsay Vernick delivers a fast, funny roundup of the week’s wildest stories: scientists using sea sponges to redate the 1.5°F warming threshold, a Philly runner who sprinted to every 7‑Eleven for Slurpees and charity, and a viral video of a pole dancer tribute at a Red Light District funeral — plus the surprising death of Senator Lindsey Graham. Between personal anecdotes, a cooking tip, and listener notes, this episode mixes serious climate news with quirky human interest stories and sharp reactions from around the country.