July 18, 2026: We Now Return You to Your Regularly Scheduled Programming

In this episode, the boys celebrate the return to the pitch for Nashville SC, who faced off against Atlanta United in a sloppy mess of a game after nearly two months off, but the boys in gold still found a way to collect the three points thanks to the heroic efforts of youngster Shak Mohammed. And the boys also have some praise for the Chaos Commander, Alex Muyl, and the Greatest American Goalkeeper, Brian Schwake.  But even with victory secure, what was with all the injuries?  And now that we’re wrapping up the World Cup, is it time to finally figure out what the heck is England’s problem?  Jon and Ryan’s lifetime friendship might be falling apart over Taco Bell, but hopefully having the boys in gold back will help mend fences. The team has a busy week ahead, so the boys break down the upcoming opponents of Montreal and Orlando before making some bold (and perhaps outlandish) predictions for those games as well as the World Cup finale.  And they drink beer.