July 20,2026 A Georgia man up on murder charges thought it would be fun to take a cruise. Brevard County sheriffs though otherwise!

Congress is considering a law to ban phone conversations on airplanes. For once, Washington and the Guru actually agree on something. Disney Cruise Line has appointed its first female captain, a former lawyer. If there's ever a passenger dispute, she can overrule it and bill by the hour. Barcelona's new tourism commissioner has a simple message: "Not one more tourist!" Apparently, even the tourists are getting tired of the tourists. Carnival says it's reusing old ship names because it can't think of any new ones.