July 2026 | Funny Business Ep. 307

Stolen ambulances, birthday party LinkedIn posts, Instagram updates nobody asked for, a blind mascot ranking that disrespected Cap'n Crunch, and a TV mount that almost went sideways. In this compilation, Mike and Matt live Google Florida man headlines using their birthdays and a holiday, turn singing Happy Birthday and playing cornhole into corporate LinkedIn posts, air out frustrations with Instagram, Facebook, the World Cup ending, and summer flying by, rank mascots blind with no takebacks, and debate what they're buying and selling this month. From a man shouting "boom" at 3AM to get around a fireworks ban and Gritty landing in good, to refreshing Spotify playlists, the NBA Finals desk, and a stud finder that did not cooperate, the conversations take unexpected turns, often going off course.00:00 Stolen Ambulances, Severed Ears & Fireworks Bans06:57 Small Talk With Relatives Has Never Sounded More Professional12:53 Hot Dogs Taste Better in the Heat18:59 The Blind Mascot Ranking Nobody Saw Coming26:07 Golf, Spotify & a TV Mount That Almost Went WrongFollow Funny Business on Spotify for weekly episodes.More at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Note: The opinions expressed in this show are the hosts' views and not necessarily those of any business or organization. The podcast hosts are solely responsible for the content of this show.