July 24th, 2026: Prime Ministers Who Don't Sleep, Berry Parents And Getting Locked Out Of My Apartment

Host Lindsay Vernick opens The Daily Sarcast with a satirical pitch for the "Executive Sleep Replacement Program," a send-up of leaders who brag about tiny sleep windows, and gives a shout-out to a friend who inspired the pod. She covers news including Japan’s prime minister saying she gets almost no sleep, controversial nighttime drug tests at the Tour de France, and the growing trend of Americans researching residency abroad. The episode closes with Lindsey’s personal mishap getting locked out in pajamas, a Ge MVP nod to parents being bankrolled by their toddlers’ berry habits, and a simple cooking tip for reheating leftovers.