June 19th, 2026: The Knicks Parade, The Underground GLP Market And My White Shirt

Today’s episode is brought to you by Always Being Able to Count on AI — your reliable sidekick for answers, ideas, and emotional support… even after you tell it something wildly questionable. We cover “goblintimacy,” the Knicks championship parade chaos where Tyler Kolek gets stopped by police and hits us with “I swear I’m on the team bro,” the underground black market for experimental weight-loss drug retatrutide, and the AI arms race in education where everyone is cheating, detecting cheating, or building tools to do both. Plus: MVP of the week, a life update, and a cooking tip that should not require peer review.