Jury of your Peers Ep. 22 - Cadet Gooner

Darrien, Bello, and Paddy are back in the booth and absolutely unhinged in this chaotic, laugh-til-you-choke episode. From an open-relationship disaster where a boyfriend fumbles harder than anyone in podcast history, to a pair of seven-year-old “cadet gooners” terrorizing their neighbor’s window, the boys break down two Reddit sagas with peak comedy and peak judgment. Along the way they roast delusional dating confidence, debate the laws of open-relationship physics (spoiler: women always win), expose Bello’s last-name superpower, and reveal why Paddy might actually be a demon. Plus—follow the socials before the boys force Paddy to honor a dangerously vague TikTok contract he definitely signed. Strap in, hit play, and let the deliberations begin.