Just Two Mums, Doing Some Creepy Magic

Michael, Logan & Michelle prepare for an insane weekend by starting off the first of four Vietnam-themed recaps in a row with Amazing Race 31's third episode. In this episode: There’s no talk whatsoever about our weekend plans. Michelle still holds a candle for Rupert & Laura. The season goes backwards thanks to a very stupid production decision. Is Amazing Race Australia coming back? Did anyone offer an unaired peace offering? Why did Tyler wish everyone dead? Michael ignores anyone who raps. Why is it a bad week for Michelle? Who beat the dance crew? Matt Tarrant makes an appearance. Which Detour would we have chosen? Does fishing require any sort of skill? What’s the difference between prawns and shrimp? Michael refuses to give in to temptation. How would Survivor and Arrested Development intersect? Which team was by far the most entertaining in this episode? We analyse Survivor job titles. Logan finally reveals where his impression of Elitha comes from. The karaoke lyrics are...interesting. We hope a blood feud has continued. What was the key to completing the Roadblock? How would Rupert have done with Vietnamese karaoke? Who was the most likely team to leave Light It Up in first? Michelle goes a bit Ja’mie. Should you ever switch Detours? Why did Chris & Bret choose the dancing task? Colin’s Roadblock greeting is already iconic. What were the unused intro quotes? Three of Michelle’s favourite words in the universe are said. Can Becca & Floyd get redemption next week? Who has the best record of the season so far? Why are Colin & Christie like Brooke & Scott? Michelle gets angry again. Why is telling your driver in Vietnam that you’re racing for money completely pointless? Why are our shows colliding? We create a new Vietnam Roadblock or two. Who have Chris & Bret actually beaten this season? Who will go home next? And who will win the next leg?