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Alright, good evening, good afternoon. Good morning, I don't know where you're all located but wherever there's I'm located- Where'd it not? Quick. Good morning, Vietnam.
Oh, okay. Yeah. Another movie called I Don't Know. It's a great movie.
You've never seen it. Great Wild and Williams classic movie. You've never seen that. Which one?
Good morning Vietnam. Oh, it's literally the day of the movie? It's literally the day of the movie. Let's get into it.
We're back WHTH3. We're here if you're new. Welcome. Welcome to the chaos.
That is WHTH3. where we give you a short sweet beautiful little treat. And who's the rapper now? I got a little bra, I got a little bra, I got a little bra.
But this is where we give you a little break from the crazy wild cases, gory cases, very sad cases. And we bring you a little light hearted mess. Normally comes from Florida, but sometimes some other places, so stick around. And maybe we should fill out a mat.
We should do a bingo card off W2T. That would be a really cool thing is merch. A bingo WTH3 card, like a drinking game. I love that.
Like if it's in Florida, take a shot. If it has to do with beating someone with a food object, take a shot. If it has to do with an animal, take a shot. Like we could, guys, the ideas are flowing.
But let's get into this case, Matt. I know you're going to have a field day with this one. So I can't move to bring it to you now. Of course, we're going back to the state that makes no sense.
Florida, Florida, Florida, baby. We are back in Florida. Well, this one has levels because the people involved are Floridians. But the crying does not take place in Florida, at least.
So you'll break it down for us. Yeah. So why you're right. It's a Florida woman.
But that's what I mean. It's like, it's the people in Florida. Florida, we love you. I'm just confused.
What is in the water? Because it doesn't have a very unallocated, the craziness follows. Let's go. So this Florida woman was in Louisiana, which is crazy.
Another crazy place. We all know it. Love it. Louisiana.
And see, I'll know it. Y'all love it. Louisiana. So this Florida woman, this is the title, Matt.
Florida woman bites 600 pound camel's testicles after it's sat on her. Nope. So this happened September 24, 2019 around that time frame. This is when it was reported on a Florida woman found herself in a lumpy.
It's a donation underneath a 600 pound camel side note. Did you guys know pick camels are 600 pounds? Like, is that real? Like, I've seen camels.
I've ridden camels. And like, they cannot be 600 pounds. They're like, horse sizes with lumps. I don't know.
I, I, I, it doesn't surprise me, but. 600 pounds. Like, how much does a horse weigh? I don't know.
But there are people who weigh like, think about like the big, I don't know. People can weigh like 200, 300 pounds. That's true. Maybe the water in their lumps give them, give them that nice round off hando peas.
So anyways, she found herself in this lumpy situation. How did this happen, Joel? How did it happen? It happened because she was in a Louisiana truck stop.
I have so many questions and we've only two sentences into the story. She was at a Louisiana truck stop. Now, Casper, the camel, what a good camel he was. He was inside his enclosure, minding his own fucking business at the tiger truck stop in gross teat.
The guy is up. Is that how it's pronounced? Gross teat? That would be like us.
Gross teat. Matt, where did you go? Come back. You need to hear the story.
It happened to gross teat. Are we still talking about a dramedy bite and dick woman? Oh, my God. Matt, it happened in gross teat.
Is that how you would pronounce G-R-O-S-E-T-E-T-E? I can't think of any other way. Well, you missed it. Casper, the camel was inside his enclosure, minding his own fucking business at the tiger truck stop.
Casper, the camel. Casper, the camel. And you know what? He's the real victim here.
Let's talk about it. Gorens are faster. I was just going to say that. Two humps and nothing.
Gorens got so Gloria Lancaster, that sneaky old bitch, she was 68 years old and Edmond Lancaster was 73. They were from Mountain Florida. They were right, tiger truck stop and gross teat to visit Casper the camel. Now, truck stop manager, Pamela Bosea, said, I give her a French twice.
It's probably Bosea, but I'm going to say Bosea because it sounds better. Bosea, Bosea. So the couple was chasing their dog, who is deaf, and tossing treats his way, when one of those treats went through the enclosure. Now their dog went into the enclosure and the woman, of course, crawled under the barbed wire fence to retrieve her pet.
Now that's when things got weird, Matt. Casper got spooked rightfully so he was just minding his own business. Let's remind you. He was minding his own business in his little, probably sad looking, tiny truck stop cage enclosure and the woman, this woman, this strange woman, crawls under following what the camel probably thought was a rat.
It was a dog. He got spooked and he went towards the couple. And of course, when you're spooked, you do crazy things. We know it.
He sat on the woman. Now he's 600 pounds. Matt, we were talking about this when you were MIA. I don't know how much an average camel weighs, but 600 pounds sounds like a lot.
And of course, if a 600 pound anything sits on you, you're going to be, you're going to be a little messed up. It could break some bones. That's a lot of, that's a lot of weight. I don't care if it's a camel or a person or a car.
Is that how much car is weighing? I don't know, but it's big. It's a kind of pound. That's not small.
But anyways, so for those who aren't camel enthusiasts, like we are here at Ivernite podcast, camels are naturally going to sit down when spooked. That's the reaction. Just like a, like a horse will like buck up. Camels, I guess, just take a little seat.
They'd mind their own business, you know? So he sat down and when he sat down, she was underneath him. The average camel is a thousand pounds. What?
So Casper is on the thin side. Casper was on a diet. Which might be fine. Wait, how much is an elephant weigh?
Is that a ton? Is that a ton? Is that tons? I don't know.
But anyways, yeah. So Casper sat on this lady and I don't know who I feel works for in this situation. Wait, Lisa, it depends on the kind of elephant. But an Asian elephant can weigh eight pounds and eight hundred pounds and African bush elephant can weigh thirteen hundred pounds.
So apparently I need to go back to a zoo because I don't remember the way animals look or weigh apparently. Um, what the fuck? But anyways, so he sat down and flexed so they could see what's food. And guys, he happened to sit on her face, which I'm sure he didn't sit all the way down because he would crush dirt, pet open.
But because where he landed, he got in the balls, you guys. She took them chompers and been on now where hurts. Poor Casper immediately got off the woman who was then of course hospitalized because she was just sat on by a six hundred pound camel. And Deputy Lewis Hamilton Jr.
said the couple did provoke the camel and cited them for a leash law violation because remember their dog started this hella blue he was deaf, got it was loose and ran into the enclosure after a treat that she had thrown much again. What is happening? And the Lancaster's were given tickets for trespassing and not having the dog on a leash and tiger truck stop is about 16 miles outside of Baton Rouge and keeps Casper the camel as an attraction, which we can talk about our thoughts on in a second. But that is the story we have for you today.
So she got bit I mean she got sat on and bit him in the balls. What do you guys think about it? I'm glad they were punished. This reminds me of those cases, which I'm sure will cover like Carlumbay and shit where like kids fall into enclosures.
Totally understand sometimes that's an accident, but more often than not someone's not watching a kid and they jump over it, whatever. And and then the animal suffers and like normally like the people or like whatever it's like, I like you said I'm glad that she got fined. But do you think having your head down by camel is a punishment enough? No, we might go like Casper, come on though.
Can we say that? Free Casper. Justice for Casper. But I found another article because I was looking for a picture of Gloria and this article from WBRZ2ABC says that Gloria does not blame Casper, but rather the truck stop.
She says if faced with the same situation again, Lane Casper says she wouldn't think twice, I would do it again. Wait, she would bite his balls again? Yeah. I mean, okay, so forgetting what like the actual action she took, I do understand if something huge is sitting on top of you kind of doing whatever you can to get it off of you.
Maybe she didn't know it was his balls because she's like in the dark, I'm sure like kind of knowing that whatever. So she got bite it, right? Like she thought like I'm gonna bite in and it happened to be his net sack. Disgusted.
I don't know. Like I agree with Matt, I think free Casper, why the hell are they using a camel and bat versus a side show attraction? That's pretty sad. Also, according to Jules' statistics, he's underweight.
So it sounds like he's not being fed very well. No marriage, probably. And that's a problem with me. So justice for Casper, although I will say I'm kind of happy that Lane Casper doesn't blame Casper, understands he's an animal and just reacted to the craziness going on around him.
Cause most people like to be like, put the camel down and it's just out on me. Like I'm glad she's like not, it's not Casper's fault. It's my fault, but like still everybody in this place. I found a picture I'm putting it in.
Is it of Casper? I'll work with you, though. There was some of Casper. Put the camel in my boy.
Wait, did she just break her arm? Is that her only injury from him sitting on her? Seemingly. Maybe he didn't sit directly on her hat.
He probably just like sat on the old chest. I think if he's on her hat, she would die. Yeah, but if he's on her chest, he'd probably break all her ribs. And then she could die.
I think a lot of things are maybe, maybe he went to sit down, didn't fully take a seat. And she was like, oh no, he's coming for me. But a bit of the balls, you know? I don't know.
Free Casper, that will be the next shirt I make. Free Casper shirt. But thank you for joining us on this wild rendition. I don't know what I'm getting.
Rindition of WC3. Crazy stuff here. Would you buy an animal's balls, specifically a camel? Casper, the camel nonetheless, to get them off you if they sat down because you scared them.
And I mean, I think we can all agree with Ms. Lancaster here. She was her fault. Or the place of fault.
It was not Casper's fault, essentially, is what we're saying. I don't blame the dog or the camel. I blame the people. I agree.
And I think they were cited rightfully for all of those things. So I, friend and I, was met in this cute WTH3. Free Casper, no, no. Free Casper on that note.
Good night.