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Jul 29, 2026 53 min

Justice For Sharks

from Death Is Everything Hosted by Marianne Parise

Welcome to Summertime at Death is Everything! We know the living isn’t as easy as it should be with record temperatures and scorching heatwaves throughout the world. There’s a good chance you’re headed to the beach for some aquatic escape, so let us relieve you of a common fear: you are almost certainly not going to be attacked or killed by a shark. You know, big ‘ol toothy sea creature, legendary finned menace known for its insatiable hunger? We’re here to set the record straight and seek justice for this oft-maligned but still imposing water-bound marvel! Gasp as we highlight the countless ways you are more likely to die than by a shark attack, both common and patently absurd. We commit an act of public service by listing a few potentially life saving tips for when you do go for a swim. Then, with your fears assuaged, we’ll reveal some of the atrocities that have been committed in the name of Sharkdom. Can’t let the shark street cred fade completely, can we? Enjoy! Links of Note Death is Everything Ep. 142 - Drenched in Sweat https://deathiseverything.com/episodes/drenched-in-sweat/ How deadly are sharks to humans? https://www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts/fish/how-deadly-are-sharks-to-humans Great white's mighty bite revealed https://www.unsw.edu.au/newsroom/news/2008/08/great-white-s-mighty-bite-revealed Shark kills rise to more than 100 million per year—despite antifinning laws https://www.science.org/content/article/shark-kills-rise-more-100-million-year-despite-antifinning-laws What Is More Likely Than a Shark Attack? Surprising Facts Revealed https://planetsharkdivers.com/what-is-more-likely-than-a-shark-attack/ What’s More Likely To Kill You Than A Shark? https://www.gilisharkconservation.com/whats-more-likely-to-kill-you-than-a-shark/ Rip Currents https://www.noaa.gov/jetstream/ocean/rip-currents Sand hole deaths: Why they happen, how often—and how to stay safe https://slate.com/technology/2024/03/sand-hole-death-beach-how-to-avoid.html 9 Of The Worst Shark Attacks Ever Recorded: Real Stories From History That Make Movies Like ‘Jaws’ Look Tame https://allthatsinteresting.com/worst-shark-attacks #deathiseverything #DeathIsEverythingPodcast #DIEwithMarianne #DIEwithMarianneandChris #DIEwithMCA #deathinpsiration #deathpodcast #LApodcast #takingchances #landoftheliving #sharks #sealife #JusticeForSharks #BigHonkinChompers #IsItDeadlierThanSharks #TireStopsAreTheRealKiller #PeopleNeedtoLookUp #BeachSafety #1916JerseyShoreSharkAttacks #USSIndianapolis #BethanyHamilton #summer Thanks for listening, Land of the Living! Subscribe, and follow us on Instagram @die.podcast for updates! Check out deathiseverything.com for merchandise, our mailing list, and more!

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