They're coming for me. I need you to get the same. The 100th episode of Jeremiah Wonders back to me. Back to the Jeremiah 2019.
My future and the world's joy depends on it. If you fail, don't help us all. Welcome to the very first special of Jeremiah Wonders. I can't believe it's already been 100 episodes.
I'm your host, Jeremiah Watkins. And today, I will take you through some of my favorite moments of the show and yours. Of course, we couldn't fit every amazing guest and episode in this special. But we did our best.
Strap in and let's get started with some fun impressions that have graced us here on Jeremiah Wonders. Hello, it's Ringo Starr. Oh, fuck. Ringo Starr.
Hey. Hey, it's Bobby Leenit. Hey, I love Ringo. What's up, Ringo?
Hey, what's going on? A big fan of yours loves you on mentee people. Oh, thank you. Oh, we got another caller.
Oh, yeah, we do. Hello. Hi, Yo-Go. It's me, Yo-Go.
This is me, Yo-Go. It's me, Yo-Go. This is me, Yo-Go. Hi.
Ah, there he is. Big nose, Ringo. Oh, you think I have a big nose? Yeah, you think you'd call me if you said I have a breath.
I think you're a big murderer. That's what I think you do. Oh, you think I killed her? I think so.
Oh, fuck you. I thought it was a conspiracy theory the whole time. Yeah, you know what I hang out now. No, please don't go.
I want to talk to you more. Yeah, you're also going to say this. Yes, say whatever you want. Yeah, I'll say whatever you want.
Yeah, I'll say, fuck. How dare you? Oh, hey, Denzel. Hey, we got to get this shopping list wrong, man.
Yeah, we do. Yeah, we do, huh? Okay, all right, look, I've got, um... What are you doing on your list?
I actually got to... Make sure you get a ticket twice. I'm good. Okay, all right.
I see that we got a... Oh, we got to get a basketball. Huh? I got to get an lacrosse stick.
Oh, look, we got a throw to the criminal. We got a holdy, but actually we got three furbies on this list, huh? Well, we can find them furbies. They haven't been in the release since 2001.
We got to go to a vintage shop and we got to make sure we can find all the furbies. I need to get one in the color pink, specifically. What if Gary Bucey and Stephen Seagull had a film reunion? Nichua, Gary.
Hey. Hey, you're just a statement. Yeah, dude. How are you?
Gary Bucey, here, yeah. Nichua. Nichua. How are you?
How are you? How are you? I'm so glad you said it back. I've been in another dimension since I last saw you, brother.
Me, too. It's called Street the Video. Yeah. Oh, maybe that's yours is different.
I was on Laserdisc one time whenever I was inside the Playboy Mansion. You got the name of a drug? Laserdisc? Yeah, you said you were on it.
It's a digital formatted disc for watching movies. Oh, I understand, like, the huge CDs? Yeah, they're like giant CDs. They look like flying saucer.
I was wondering if you wanted... The reason I asked you to meet me here is that this allergen, is because the breadsticks are free. I don't know if I'll lose more about the endless salads, you know? Salad's bad for you.
Salad, wing-made, salad's bad for me. What do you mean, mother? I don't eat anything green. I don't eat brown things.
That can't be helped. I know you are some kind of, you know, efficient auto of martial arts. The strictly brown diet don't make no sense to me. Everything good is brown.
Potatoes. Chicken nuggets. Your skin color. Okay.
Skin. Everything that you want to eat that you should consume. Make it brown. I don't know if I can get them all in.
Oh, Don, wow. Listen to the shit, okay. Hey, well Don, you are King of late night at the Comedy Store in... I don't...
I mean, you still perform every night. I don't feel real soon. Really? Well, I think you're doing a pretty good job of keeping everything together, Don.
Because I haven't been able to tell you, you killed all the time. You never really bring that into the club, you know? You're always walking in with a smile and bright item, but she'd help. Yeah, just a minute.
Well, I can't see it right now. You're on the phone, but... I mean, if you have an hour right now, then... I'm a little bit nervous.
Hello? Tony, are you on the line? I don't mean to... You're calling with your mind?
What did I even do? That's me. Okay, sorry, Tony. I'll look away.
You're on the phone. This is really weird. You know what? Sorry, well, you're Skyping in over there on the wall over there.
Sorry. You sound very villainy right now. Did you have a reason why you were... Hey, do you have a car?
What does that even mean, Tony? My car has ever happened. Are you afraid that you're going to be a taxoon? Tony, do you have a car on me?
Why is Jimmy Kimmel trying to kill you and Don Bares? Don, just called in a second ago. Please, please, please. Hello?
Sorry, my car ID is a little bit blurry. Could you say who's calling in right now? No man, did you bang. Oh, wow.
This is a star-studded comedians event today. Thank you. Wait a second. Why?
Jimmy Kimmel is trying to kill you as well? Wait, Tony Clifton is actually calling into the show right now. Wow. Is that a bunch of red?
Star-spread in the sand. Yeah. I'm spreading your legs. This is pre-kind of cell phone everybody.
Nineties. Actually, I don't think anybody has cell phone. I called him from a house. I remember now because I was bummed we didn't tape him.
And there's woman answers. And I can hear in the background there sound checking. And I just for some reason, I'm not saying that. And I just for some reason, I go, Cory Feldman, please.
And she goes, who's calling? And I go, Axel Rose. And she's like, what? And this is Axel, you know, like giant.
Yeah. And she's like, huh? And I go, yeah, that's Axel. And she goes, hold on.
So like five minutes goes by. Hello? Hey, Cory? He's like, yeah, who's this?
And I go, it's Axel Rose. He's like, come on, man. Who? It's Axel.
It's Axel. Who wins the last time I saw you? And I don't remember that. But I heard you got a band.
I want to come down. He's like, uh, is this really Axel? And I go, yeah. And I go, yeah, I want to come down.
And maybe I'll sit in. And he's like, what? You know, and now he's not really sure. But he doesn't want to burn the bridge.
Of course. So, just to get him a little bit. He goes, we got red carpet. It's going to be wild.
It's just Axel. And I just hit him with this. I know they're doing the door. So I go, bring him through.
And then he's silent for a minute. And he's like, oh my God. It's going to be great. You want to come to Soundcheck?
All right, Christina. Maybe you can jump in whenever you want to. Okay. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go. Tell me, baby. Hey, baby.
What's your story? Where you come from? I actually think we have Jacks from the video game. Mortal Kombat on the phone.
Oh, he's actually calling into the show right now. Hello, Jacks. Is this it? Hey, pretty good.
Jacks. Thanks for listening. Oh, okay. I'm not like Jason Sudeikis.
People say Sudeikis. Actually, this sounds a lot like Jason. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
It's not. It's Jacks. Are you sure? This sounds a lot.
No, no, no. Jacks, you're hanging out with Lauren Michaels right now? No. Wait.
Just to hear Lee. I'm in trouble. I heard a. Fair.
A former cast member calling in from Mortal Kombat. It's actually a. Raiden. Hey, is your one and only about Raiden and it's totally not?
Ooh, four day. Oh, no. It's totally not. All right.
It's rather not. Oh, my God. It's not Raiden. Oh, I know you know for today.
I know you know you know. Charlie. Charlie, no, you do. It's Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis.
When I was there, broke it, you couldn't picture this. 50% scream money green leather sofa got toooo, rocks. Let me see what the show for. If you don't know, now you know, nigga.
Stop what you're doing, because I'm about to ruin my medical style, that's what you're doing. So my nose is big, y'all. Do the humpty, dang. It's your chance.
Do the dang, do the hump. Do the humpty, hump. Do the humpty, hump. Yes.
Oh my god. Oh. Britney, is that you? Justin.
Oh, where's your macaroni here? And you know, I like that. You like me. I mean, paper's OK.
Show me how you want it to be. Tell me, baby, because I need to know now, because my loneliness is killing me. And I must confess I still believe, still believe. I think I have to get back home, please.
Oh, OK. I'm sorry. Oh, did you just show me your movies? Fuck it.
Bro. Where is that? Anywhere to do this, bro? Check it out.
Google it. So Ari, I actually saw you as gang fest. You came out naked when Roy Wood, Jr. called you onto the stage during the comedy jam.
You can stop looking at my back pocket. Actually, he was a he was pretty terrified. He was. He instantly regretted calling you to the stage.
Wait, sorry. Is this? Wow. How did you get invited to a Shafiya family reunion?
You guys think pronounced so? We have another magical on it. It's Earl and Orkirig. Oh my god.
Oh, yeah. Check out this collage. What's up, Earl and Ork? Oh, you know, just hanging out nice.
Where you from, now, there? Oh, no. There are Philadelphia? No, I'm from.
It's made a dice man. Oh, yeah. What's going on? You've ever talked to me like this, Ellen.
No, what's going on? Oh, sorry. I was just trying to set the show up properly. My name is Earl?
No, Earl. Recently? Yeah, I used to fuck him. Can I just say you two have so much chemistry that I don't know why you guys ever broke up?
Yeah, I know. I dated Earl and No. I dated Earl and No. I would date Earl and No the whole time?
I don't know why you had a huge cock. Why does it call into the show real quick? Yeah, you're a good idea. I always love you.
I like it in a sexual way. Oh, yeah? I sex with a fish once. I wish skin to fit.
I love doing my new favorite thing to do by myself is PTSD when he the boo. It's hilarious. Well, I came back after realizing I put down a bunch of hodges. I was in the fourth Marine Corps, who are on the leather neck.
I was over in Afghanistan and they're all messed up on opiates. I'd tell you. I'd rather go back to the forest. Oh, Boo Bear.
Boo Bear. What? Oh, God, what do you want from me? It's me, Christopher.
I know it is. You have a fad. Listen, I was wondering, would you like to wear shorts with me? Perhaps?
I don't wear pants. I live fast and loose. First off, I'm a bear. You conveniently forget that a lot.
But you keep treating me like a damn dog. I'm a bear. I'm sorry. You're my bad, Boo Bear.
I'll rip your goddamn throat out. What? Drifting. Yeah, that's like always a fun thing with voices.
It's doing like a woke danger field is one of my favorite things to do around. That's great. Hey, I'm telling you, you know who does it get in respect? What a color.
You know? Man, white man, that's the real problem. I'm telling you, I am one and I like it. Oh boy, I got privilege.
You want to know about privilege. I can have a real car. I can't even pull me over. Now let's hear directly from some of our past guests on Jeremiah Winters.
And here were they had to say. Jeremiah Watkins, I can't believe it. The 100 episodes of your podcast. That is crazy.
I feel partially responsible because I was on one of your episodes. And had I not been on one of your episodes, you'd only be at 99. And who knows when you would have got to 100 anyway. Congratulations, buddy.
I'm happy for you. And let's do a thousand more. What do you say? Jeremiah is a comedy juggernaut.
Climate in the ranks. Fill in your hearts with joy and laughter. It's one of those guys that you feel like you can let them hug you. You don't have to fill out paperwork afterwards.
I guess I want to be the 100th guy. Congratulations on coming out of the closet. We're all happy. We all knew.
Good luck with the divorce. That's going to be weird to explain to her. But I'm sure she knew too. Hi, this is our Pichino.
Am I talking? The impression isn't good today. Hi, this is our Pichino. I just want to say congratulations to my girlfriend, Jeremiah Watkins, on 100 beautiful episodes.
I just want to say one amazing accomplishment to this. And this impression is not very good this morning. What do you got? Nothing?
Hey, Jeremiah, congratulations on 100 episodes. Yeah! Yeah! Here's to 300 more.
Why does my hair look like Mark Duplace? I'm here to let you know I had a great time on Jeremiah's podcast, especially when we talked and pretended like we were sex toys. Let's stop! That is not healthy.
Hey, Jeremiah, congratulations to the 300th episode of Jeremiah Wonders. It's 100. It's only 100? Yeah.
That's cool too. Congrats, bud. Jeremiah Watkins, what's up babe? A lot of 14 in history, hygienas.
Just want to say congrats on your 100th episode. I want to come do the show. If you'll have me, I'm going to come to LA. And if you don't want to have me on the show, I'm going to crack you up and clean you out, OK?
Because your hair is enough like a woman where I can just pretend you're a girl. And let's be crystal clear. I'm kind of happy that you look like a girl, but you have a man's genitalia. That's what turns me on.
Alexa, tell Jeremiah it's about his 100th that he's doing it 100 times. Hmm, I'm not sure. Yeah, Jeremiah, 200 more. Alexa, 200 more.
I love you, Jeremiah. I love your podcast. And congratulations on 100 episodes. Happy 100 episodes, Jeremiah.
I'm so excited. I pulled off into a Safeway parking lot to let you know that I'm proud of you and I had a great time on your podcast. It's the only time I've ever done a podcast where there's another Mike for Voices as a low level voice guy. That was the shit.
Doing Jeremiah Wonder's podcast has opened up a lot of doors for me. A lot of doors to open mics, open steves and open garys. Hey, oh. Wow, coming up on 100 episodes of Jeremiah Wonders, this is huge.
I mean, I'm so proud of the legacy. I remember when Jeremiah asked me to do it. I was like, how long is it? And is there parking?
And he's like, yeah, there's parking. I was like, are you sure there's parking? And it was fun. Yo, fellow man, it's your homeboy, Theo Vaughn, trying to say like a happy 100 years doing your show.
You freaking did it, dude. And you're still freaking doing it. I love you. You're one of my favorite people in the world.
Hey, Jeremiah, this is Lee Syat. I just wanted to give you and gauge a huge congratulations on 100 amazing episodes of Jeremiah Wonders. I know how hard it is to do 10 episodes of a podcast. So do 100.
It's amazing. Congratulations. It just keeps getting better and better. I had a great time when I was a guest and I can't wait to see what the next 100 bring you.
Congratulations, guys. Hey, Jeremiah, congrats on 100. I'm here in New Orleans being gay. All right, gweef, jeez, this next.
Hey, it's Mosher Cash, a broadcasting from bad. I just took a nap, flipped open Instagram. I saw that Jeremiah put up a post on his 100th episode. And I was coming up and realized that he texted me like a week ago asking me for a video.
And so I'm sending this now. I'll buy the last one in and all these factors to show you how much respect I have for Jeremiah. That I completely forgot. He asked, didn't make a priority.
And I'm doing it in underwear. Jeremiah, congratulations on your 100th episode of Jeremiah Wonders. I know that I am one of your top 100 guests. Without you, this whole genre of podcasting, frankly would fall apart.
So keep up the good work. Jeremiah, what can happen? Happy 100th episode. I had the most incredible time on your podcast.
I really, truly never encountered someone as weird as I am in the podcast world until that day. Congratulations, Jeremiah, on your 100th episode of your podcast and keep them coming, buddy. Because we all want to keep wondering just like you. We don't need more podcasts.
We don't need another podcast. Oh, my podcast is different. You want to know what I do? I have a guest on, like they all do.
I have a guest on. And then we do a podcast. We talk and we do a show. We do an audio show and it's called a podcast.
Maybe that's what I do. Maybe I critique podcasts. Is that a podcast? That could be a podcast.
That could be a podcast. I listen to podcasts. And then I critique the podcast like a Yelp review. A podcast.
OK. All right, now I get it. I had a blast being on it, just being silly and wacky. And that's what I like to do.
Because I am a silly boy, goddamn it. Congrats on 100 episodes, dude. See you at the Comedy Store. I'm truly honored to be one of the guests chosen for this.
I had a, generally had a blast on that podcast. It's some of the most fun I've had in quite a while. Hey Jeremiah, man. Sam Tripple here.
Just want to congratulate you on 100 episodes, man. One Hundo, brother. Congratulations. Your podcast is great.
I never knew Christians could be funny. Happy 100th episode to my number one sister, brother. Jeremiah Watkins. Proud of you, brother.
Keep it up. Hey, everybody. It's Steve O. What can I say about Jeremiah Watkins podcast?
Well, not only was it a pleasure, but I fucking came up with the dopest bit on that show. I didn't even know it was a bit at the time. I was just telling my bro Jeremiah about how our dog would swear about my come when I wiped off my girls back and then threw my boxers on the floor. All of them charging and babbles in off the boxers and we thought it was so cute.
He had me talking to horses. He had me talking to ghosts. And this mouthful knows about some turtles. Jeremiah, congratulations on 100th episode.
Thanks for letting me be a part of it. And thank you for letting us have a peek into all your wonderment, your curiosity and how you express that through your art. It's just been a goddamn pleasure watch. And I got blessed most success to everything you do.
I just love the way you're walking, man. Hey, congratulations. Jeremiah Watkins. 100 episodes.
You've got the biggest podcast in LA. It's fucking awesome, man. It's really exciting. You fucking change the game.
It's a huge podcast. Everybody loves it. It's career maker. It's fucking huge.
It's great. It's called Jeremiah. It's something or other. And people really enjoy it.
It's really great. Everyone, anybody comes out on the road? They always tell me, hey, I heard about you on the Jeremiah Watkins podcast. That's what they say.
They're like, yo, man. I found out about you from Jeremiah. Jeremiah wonders. And they're like, dude, it's fucking crazy.
Congrats. So just keep it up, man. Thank you. Jeremiah.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You.
Jeremiah? Jeremiah. I heard you're having your 100th episode. Oh, I love it.
And I love you. And I wish you nothing but the best. Happy 100th episode. Hey, what's up, everybody?
We man here. And I just want to say congratulations to Jeremiah wonders for his 100th episode. Yay! I wonder every day what he's doing.
And then I wonder also if he'll make it to 200. And if he makes it to 200 episodes, I'm going to be on the 200th episode. Way to go, Jeremiah. I wonder what you're going to think of this video.
Jeremiah's podcast is like, you know, when you go to a restaurant and they bring you a basket of bread, and then there's like that one weird bread that you've never seen before. And then you take a bite of that bread and you're like, oh, you know what? That was pretty good. Well, you know, that's Jeremiah wonders.
Congratulations on 100. Can't believe you made 100. Really, I can't believe people have listened to 100 of these. Congratulations on 100 episodes, Jeremiah.
Normally, I would never go to such a sketchy place to do a podcast. But you're a lovely man. I need you to do a lot of very funny voices. And you walked me into my car afterward, which I really appreciated.
Classy, dude. Hey, Jeremiah. It's your buddy, Jeff Ross. I wanted to congratulate you on 100 episodes of your podcast.
Man, hardly anybody's ever done that. So what an incredible career accomplishment, buddy. 100 episodes. Wow.
That's going to be in the history books. I love you, bud. You know what? This is for Jeremiah.
Sorry. Good evening. Chef Lightning here, your lead news anchor on Jeremiah Wenders. Our top story tonight is the unbelievable call ins that have graced the show.
You never know who is going to call into the program because this shows reaches wider than the thigh gap of an Instagram model. Let's go live on the scene to see up close and personal who called in feel the flow harnessed the good block the bad circular circular send the ball home happy but in its place bags are packed put on plane diamond goes around and around circular and then she laughed her laugh was so funny it made me laugh you know someone's laugh is so funny I don't even care what she was watching her thinking about it. It was so fun. I had to laugh with her because it was like such a boat it was like a boa Yeah baritone laugh.
It was like. It was a big woman like . It was a woman like for seats back but it just made me laugh because I'm sitting there like I hear it once and I was just like you know I do one of those things and then I can't be real. Then she kept doing it and I was like it got in my head and I care.
It was just like it was like it was like very operatic almost was like I was doing up up. Then I got me at . It got me like sometimes people's laughs get me more than a thing that I see that's funny. She's actually calling in right now.
Yeah. Okay. Hello? uh did you recently fly on a Delta flight?
Yes I did. I flew Delta 425 from Rome back to Chicago, Illinois. Well I was just talking about... I heard that gentleman you had on as a guest was making fun of my laugh and let me tell you something I love my laugh I'm proud of my laugh and people like you are just so disrespectful for making fun of the way that I enjoy life.
You know honestly I thought you were gonna be a way more welcoming person I thought you were doing you'd have a good sense of humor about your laugh. No it's not funny to laugh at someone's laugh. I'm just kidding it's Sandra no that is my laugh I'm embarrassed about it was a character. Sandra yes you've been taking him from Sandra.
What? I saw Andrew O'Santino. What? I saw you on the flight.
Wow. Why wouldn't you say anything to me? Because I'm in love with you and you're in love with Andrew Santino. Sandra's husband Mike.
Oh you guys flunked with my lady? Not certain not at all. Sandra is it? Sandra!
I'm really bad at it. I really thought you were a man. Yeah no it's me it's Sandra. It is paying off.
It's only 9,000 a month. It's 2 grand like by the way and I think it's worth every time. Wait so have you been using a credit card? Yeah actually yeah they just increased my limit which is great.
Really? It used to be 100,000 now it's 9 million. Is this goth Mickey? Hello?
Hello? Are you selling a little quiet there? Are you okay buddy? Well I'm goth Mickey man.
I mean where do you want from me? It's sad. Okay you're sad sorry. Life isn't worth.
Mickey don't say that. You haven't been cutting yourself again have you? No goth Mickey. Oh goth darn it.
Okay goth Mickey this is uh this is kind of this phone calls kind of alarming and ruining my childhood right now. Don't tell me like goofy is God as well. Guffy's electric stuff so he likes to get spit on. Oh he just got chained up to a mattress and had my tape lit on fire.
That sounds expensive. Oh it was. It wiped out my savings account. Are you okay?
Guffy you got to stop running yourself like that. Oh it's rich coming from you the guy who cuts himself all the time. Listen I don't want other people. At least I saved my money on my decent father.
You're spending all your money on getting solidized. Hey listen my son Max hasn't talked to me in years. Why do you think so? You spent all his college money on getting kids in the face and you're damn German.
Hello Owen is uh is that you? Hey what's up Jimmy? Is it oh Jeremiah? Jeremiah?
Jeremiah. You're a huge fan of the show Jeremiah ponders. Maybe if you're going to call him a show to a little research like that he did okay. It's Jeremiah wonders.
Oh my god. I was in a movie last year. Come wonder. Yeah dude you know the fucking highway.
Yeah I didn't even name him. Okay. Okay. Owen Wilson has a fucking crazy.
Owen Wilson has a clone brother that's calling him and we have a fourth color. Yes he's also calling it hello. It's a group phone party. It's going down in our own Wilson's clone hello.
Hey Vance. Hey uh other other other one are you doing? Okay uh it's weird that the Owens are only communicating with each other and they're not even acknowledging the Vince is even on the line right now. I do this is really bizarre man.
It's so bizarre. I think the Owen Wilson's are starting to be attracted to each other. Hello. It is I, Mr.
Fumna. My mother was a goddess and my father was a dear. Together they formed Mr. Fumna.
Life lives within all things. The air we breathe, the fairies wing, the birds, the bats, yes everything. Here are some fun moments where guests personify various things. We're getting a call from your skin and avian dildo right now.
Yeah who's the speaking? Is Prussia. Prussia. Prussia.
Oh hey. How could you forget me already? I'm so sorry I just it's been a busy day. I thought that I was your one in all the way desire.
You are. No you are. It's just been a busy week. I haven't seen you all week and why do you keep me in the drawer all the time now?
Well because the dogs get into you sometimes. Why did you let them tell the dog like me and then there's two marks I'm not perfect for you anymore. No you're you're still perfect. I mean there's a couple of dents.
It's fine. I don't like to be eating that dildo. I like to go smooth. I don't like bumpies.
You only have a couple bumpies. I know but it bumpies and it is. It's like dildo herpes when it dumps. But it's you on the dildo herpes.
It's fine. You're fine. I just I've just it's not you. I've just been busy.
Oh it's not you. It's you. Oh it's really. You just been busy.
And you know how many other females I've heard this from. Oh okay I'm sure a lot. You have a boyfriend now that you're happy with. Yeah.
Use me as much as you use to just email. I'm so sorry. I mean you're still useful. I think that connected.
Well you know welcome to my life. Do not turn this around. Don't you. Listen.
I think we have our fact checker actually checking right now to see if what is. Is that an actual Scandinavian name? Yeah that's absolutely a Scandinavian name. It means vibration.
See what an ideal yourself. That does even say it is all literally right here. He's not like you just want to go from a nap. I think that's just how Walt sounds.