JW Ep 131 - Adam Ray

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Ah, where are you being so high maintenance? Sorry, dude, I just freaking love kale chips. My girlfriend, sorry, my partner, is really good at baking. Listen, Adam, I'm gonna be 100% honest right now.

I can't tell if you were doing a character, you came into studio in that wig, and I can't tell if you've gotten high maintenance over quarantine, but I really don't appreciate you starting the podcast, asking for kale chips. So I'm just testing out my new closing face. Gee. Has my new idea of confrontation, I just go, Lee?

Lee? Didn't we all the one of those, like when you dream of me on TV? Yeah, we all wanna go to the camera. I'm on poses.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What?

Tommy, he's stealing cookies in the kitchen. Ooh. Oh, I took your soup. Sorry.

Oh, God. No, no, no, no, keep the soup. Keep the soup. First of all, I wanna know the guy who's stealing soup from people.

That's a guy who's hit pretty hard time. Who's not Aladdin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

I stole a lot of stuff when I worked at Albertsons, the grocery store. Shut up. George Cuddle and Dan, Dan Boyle, who was my fucking mentor, and then Kami, stealing film, empty old rent, and fired me two weeks before I left, I come to LA to go to college, and the bomb that had been formed with us from 98 to 2001 was quickly shattered. Even though he said to me, it don't matter, I know that you're getting ready for school.

And I said, Dan, are you super pissed? He goes, well, we have footage of you stealing this shit. I said, please don't show my mom. For real.

You got five for that? Yeah. I was back in groceries for two years. Then I was a customer service booth person and they didn't have cameras.

And people would come in, my friends would go on trips and they would come back with 90 rolls of film and I'd be like, they'd come bring it up and be like, okay, panoramic, you got the CD2, great. Oh, and you had a coupon here for all of it off, except for a dollar. I mean, I was just hooking it up and they had no way of knowing. I wish that you were stealing women's children.

And it was, it was buckets of ban and I was your big secret. That's how we do it. This is how we do it. I'll show up to our leaders, our party too.

We're the fun dads. We do it. We do it. We do it.

Did you put out the Cheamers for the kids? Doritos. I'm a bad girl. This is how we do it.

I love it. I put out fun dip because they were out of the sour cream at Vons that I went to. I hope that's all right. Thanks.

Yeah. What a bitch. This is how we do it. You don't think about leaving Diane?

Really? This is how we do it. Oh, I left my wife months ago. We've been separated.

I've been staying on the couch. This is how we do it. I actually prefer the couch, especially if it's a hide-a-bed. This is how we do it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Yeah. You ever have sex with the couch cushions? You've put some lotion in between, but I heat it up in the microwave, put it in a zip lock bag and then put an apple in there to make yourself feel something like it's actually another person?

If those aren't butt cheeks, I guess I got a terrible imagination. This is how we do it. It's Friday night. I'm sitting there.

I'm sitting there. My daughter's getting straight Ds. What about yours? She ran away ten months ago.

We went away. We've been, we sent out two different notices to the cops, but it's not a priority for them to go looking. So they go, well, where was she lost? We don't know.

We thought she was staying at the friends mom. The friends mom. Milve. Unrelated.

She hasn't been here for a while. Wait, so if your daughter's not at this house party that me and my daughter are throwing, then what are you doing here? This is how we do it. I'm going to take care of this.

Oh, okay. You're welcome here, though. And see, we've been, what's our improv name? Ever not been able to improv a fake improv name?

God, take me comedy gods. Baby, baby, baby, baby. Just what you thought they had. All their bases covered.

Can we get a suggestion of the team name? That was always one of my, I remember when I took improv for a little bit post college and I thought I was going to be with, I was rehearsing with kids from class and I thought we were going to turn into a group. I was actually getting very jazzed about the idea. You have to jazz.

If you're a single mom with a box of wine and you say jazz a lot. You got a double snap. That's just jazz, baby. Pam.

Same for the rest of the group. Okay. Pam's a, Pam's a jazz. Where's the snap?

Pam, where's the snap? I'll drink it too. Pam's a widow. How about husbands is dead for a while?

Or so she thinks, bring them out, guys. Ladies and gentlemen, do you believe in love and love? Still dead? He's still dead.

Hi, I'm Tom Castello and on tonight's episode of Psych, your husband's actually just been in the basement. We're just going to find out what happens when her husband comes upstairs. I just can't believe that the husband's been dead for all this time. Yeah, well, believe it, baby.

Hey, Harold. I'm going by hard now. Wait. I don't care.

I just mess you so much. Why are you smoking now? You're so different. Can I live on the edge, baby?

Baby, you've been all this time. In the basement. Looking for drugs. Wait, what?

In the basement. Looking for drugs. Oh, I didn't mean to repeat this. I'm as more profound about what you're saying.

I don't know what that word means. I looked it up. I used the word a day up. Quit acting all fancy on me.

You bougie bitch. What is that? Mouthwash. You were always a lightweight.

Can I just say I prefer doing podcasts at night. So much more. A thousand percent. You know what?

Two thousand percent. I saw that now. Rewind. Yeah, me too, man.

Well, you mentioned this off, Mike. This is our time to be. Did you do it? Hard time.

Downstairs to there time. Who was that? Sean asked him from Goonies. He shot at us and drinking game and you're not.

Bam. That guy. Now, what does it say about me as a kid that I thought that was a real guy? That's fine, right?

I thought so too. I think the way that they painted him, I mean, that's what they do to people who look like. They keep them in basements and they feed them candy bars. Snickerdoodles or what was it?

Yeah. Hey, or is Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth.

We do that voice in 2020. Well, we can. Yeah, if we call it sloth voice. Sloth voice.

Yeah. But you can't do it with like you can't do sloth voice and then also be doing a sign language and then say, it's early. It's pandemic time. So things you haven't done.

I guess, Ethan, you go first and then Cameron just just bouncing just back and forth. Okay. I haven't even flossed yet. I haven't even watched TV yet.

I haven't even taken a duke yet. I haven't even seen all my friends duke yet. I haven't even sniffed my moms underwear drawer yet. I haven't even put back the underwear that sniffing my mom's underwear drawer yet.

I haven't even frozen my boogers and and treat them as ice cubes yet. I haven't even written that note about that thing that I did with that girl. I haven't even looked at the note that you wrote about that girl. I haven't even.

I haven't even fucking pussy yet. God Jesus. Jesus, man. He brought his stuff.

I haven't done that either. Hey, huh? All right. You'll both get the part.

No, Bisco. You're higher. Who is this guy? I'm the guy sitting right on the bus.

Oh, wait, it's voices deep. Yeah, I'm an adult. That's what I say to kids. I'm an adult.

You're a big money. By the way, Nabisco back in the game. I know. All right.

So two. There's just some guy in his garage shooting a fake jump shot at the end. Nabisco. Count it.

What? His wife comes in. And then the police see the piece of papers off to the right. She goes, I'm going to get it.

The voice. And she's eating a bag of peanuts. And he goes, you know I have an allergy. And then goes planters.

Planters commercial. Inside of Nabisco. Oh, no. Oh, wait, I want to do one.

Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh, hell yeah. Hey, what up girl?

It's the peanut guy. Captain Plant. There's who I'm a peanut with a dick. Play tomorrow on CBS.

Oh, her. That was nominated on Smuffler. A Sunday in support. Tim Allen.

Really? No. You do it. Listen, right?

Is that your first impression? No, no. That was one that came kind of later just because I kept. It was one of those impressions I had to learn because when I had long hair, people kept being like, oh, no, some good.

You know, mop-y blonde hair and big nose. It's like correct to nose. It's so funny that you make jokes about it. I don't feel like it's as big as you joke about it.

Oh, YouTube trolls. Hey, your boy Adam Ray here. So going off that one. I.

I don't know. Oh, yeah. It's coming off that one. Here comes the hate mail, right?

Dear diary. Hello. Today was kicked out of a cold stone creamery for talking politics, for tipping too much, for singing the birthday song with them and harmonizing a little too well so they give me an apron. We're taking a dump in one of the bins and calling it a new flavor.

That's the best thing you could have said. And very funny. Okay, so I would say I've been, since I entered public school in eighth grade I've not seen stop gotten that my nose big jealous since since since since since. So that's why I joke about it because it's like, you know, yeah, people tell me all the time.

And would you ever get a job? No, but my grandma offered me one when I was a kid. How did she bring it up? That's hilarious.

Tell the story. She was like, you know, German, yeah, there's a series of meetings that can fix your issue. That's pretty much she brought it up like that. She's like, you know, if you wanted, we could we could get a reduction for you.

Oh, I hate the word reduction, especially from a grandma's mouth. Oh, it's just there's so much disdain. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

A reduction. I was like, what did she even need to say? Did you please tell me how were you? Dude, I was like a teenager and you're like, Hey, grandma, the ladies seem to enjoy it.

Not that. I mean, here upstairs penis. Grandma, that's where it's just say no. That's my new favorite thing to call a nose is an upstairs penis.

That's so good. Oh, vagina, you're downstairs now. Okay, I just want to blow it up from your downstairs mouth. Quit being weird.

I know it's a first day, but just keep my blood out from your nose. We're giving each other a couple of nags. Yeah, my grandparents have no filter. My grandpa, Rest in Peace, told me in my this is my quick, quick fat stages, which I've talked about probably fourth grade when I was like 170 in the fourth or fifth grade.

Now, I don't know if you can envision what those kids look like. But that's a big kid. Can I just say that I've watched your basketball highlights post from you being a kid, right? And I love those videos.

Thank you. I need to find more because I've talked about being quick fat and being how I was good in the sixth grade. This one I thought I was great. I thought I was gonna go pro, dude.

I was the biggest kid. You could not be up in the post. I had a fucking three point shot. Again, quick fat.

I was like, was not gonna be denied. I didn't want to like, you know, I just I was like, I was like, I was at that age. I think you just probably are swifter on your feet. But I just, you know, didn't get tired, sprinting up and down the court.

So I was like, quick fat. And, and dude, I mean, I said, I'm actually beat this, this team who was like favored in this tournament in fifth grade. And and this dad of the opposing team just goes after I hit this guy hook with like six seconds left to put us up by eight just goes, man, that fat motherfuckers killing us. I was like, I think he means me.

I'm definitely a nice green because he's pissed. But yeah, those I once thought I was gonna go pro because at that age, I'm thinking I'm a tall skater. I'm only gonna grow more. Well, you think that you're only gonna keep getting taller and faster and stronger.

So you're like, I'm at the top of my game right now. It's only a little better. Yeah. If I'm just that now, we do.

And I'm bringing the whole TCD watch that with me. TCPY. Yes. Remember them?

Of course I do. Frozen, yo. Oh, dude, you remember, uh, Devin Dot's ice cream of the future that guess what we're in the future. I don't see your dog.

I don't see you boat, man. Where's your tiny little cookies and cream balls, dog? What am I supposed to eat this with my upstairs penis? Snorting lights, snorting different dots.

When I worked at Universal Studios, they had like four dip and dot stations. And I thought that was a big. This is how when you're working in a theme park, the the conversations are just all theme park oriented. So like, you know, you hear Spider-man kind of fight with Shrek, you know, like, and I'd always be like, you mean Jason and Dan to the people that were like, Spider-man Shrek?

We're not the people. But, but, but, but how method would some of those people be? I remember when I was so I was like, I got hired as Wolverine, I was doing the tour got on the back lot to where the tram for a sophomore year of college summer. And then through senior that graduate, I'm like, I still want to work here.

It's fun. Let me see if I can find one of the other career paths. And so Wolverine just paid way more and was a little less time. And although I put on the full suit and about four weeks in, I'm still kind of partying and getting them out this point.

And my boss pulls me one day and she goes, Hey, I'm so we're gonna take a few weeks off so you can get in Wolverine shape. And I was like, and I was like, in fine, like to be a fake theme park superhero. We're all good dude. You got the fake abs on me.

I got enough of a tricep going on. And I do the voice. Hey, we'll go. Hello, my name is Wolverine.

I've got folks coming out of my hands. Folks coming just in case you can't cut the cats. Well, my friend's Captain America and storm are gonna be here. Oh, you're gonna love Green Goblin.

He is such a Jew. I don't know. I don't know. But Wolverine, I did tell a kid that because he and this used to be one of my first jokes because again, I didn't know much about the the characters.

They actually gave me books and DVDs to like learn about it. And so a kid asked me this is really kid. Is it really sound as name tag? I don't know why I was running a name tag, which they were right there.

So then he so the kid goes, what's Wolverine's favorite food? And I just again, I was always trying to make jokes. Do so I go put data salad. And his mom was just like, and I was like, in my head, I was like fired.

Like I said, by the way, who's that guy that just looks at you and goes, Hammy, a cause why fired? What would you do? For a cloning bar? What would you do?

Adam? How much do you want to keep this job? We know that casting office is a freebie. So money.

Come on, back by hand job. This is a worst game in 25 thousand of years I've ever been on. Yeah, I got fired for for taking road work from Bobby Lee. Well, I was happy to do it.

Yeah, yeah. We both open for Bobby. Yeah, one of the best to guys to be on the road with takes care of things, shows you the robes, a true pro killer crowds, remember my boss at Universal's like, so you just not gonna just take all this road work and go do stand up? That's what I want to do.

Yeah, like, we'll look at everyone else. Or you know, other people that were everyone's trying to be in the business, but there were some lifers that truly it's like, dude, I ain't gonna like I do not want shit. I almost okay, quick tangent on my way to work one day as Wolverine. I almost hit Diane Keaton with my 2005 Ford escape.

Now, everyone's like, whoa, this guy, I would get the money for that. It was used. I had bungee cables holding the bumper on. There were cashews and condoms all over the front seat.

The year was 2034. What? That's the future. I was trying to pitch this new ice cream code, dip and dust.

And so I pulled up to one of those crosswalks that didn't have a light at. So it's where you just it's the honor system, someone's crossing, you just hope that you slow down. I'm texting and driving. And I look up and I see when we go like that, I swear to God, dude, and I pull up and I go, Oh, fuck.

And then she has this big hat on and she kind of flips the hat back and goes, Okay, it's okay. It's okay. And I'm like, man, and now did she go, it's okay. And then she said out loud, it's time to be announced to you.

It's time to keep working here. The amount of times I've almost been hit by theme bar characters would would fill you have fishbowl. So so then I go to work being like, that could have been my story, dude. Because for sure, who killed that's my end.

Yo, well, and you're out. Worst, on pepper. So casual, get out of here, fatty. I got a hit in the street.

We'll be right back. And Keaton is a little ago. Get out of here, fatty. They don't want your kind around here anymore.

Go to Candybows, your neighborhood fatty races, vampire, you're out of this town. Get out of here. I don't want you here. You're no longer than that.

You're no longer than that. Just get out of here. I don't want your kind around here. He's racist.

Oh, my, he's coming for you. I wanted to be part of that song so bad. Oh, my God. Can we do a slow mo replay of my face watching you be like, thank you, how you I think we did it.

Yeah, that was great. But anyway, so I thought that was gonna, you know, front page fake Wolverine kills Keaton. Yeah, not Michael. And so thank God that didn't happen.

But anyway, to answer the question, what if I had a stroke? I imagined it. And that was the last thing I said, Danci, a question. Uh, what did you look up to as a kid?

Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. And that's when they gave me the talk show. I got it.

Oh, God. Let's get into this next segment. It's called Fanning Out. Okay, cool.

Rhymes against humanity. I'm asking you, what's your first album you ever bought, Adam? Hmm. Angels in the outfield soundtrack.

I know, I know. Is that real? This guy used to fuck. Yeah, man.

Angels like, Dan, and I always seen that much because I'm not the paid Disney. One of my favorite movies of all time, Joseph Gordon Lebert. Just a little lover. Just a little lover.

That's a great guy who loves you. I love it. But doesn't know how to say his name. People have turned this off.

So Matthew McConaughey, Adrian Brody, Danny Glover, Tony Danza, Cassis, and the pitcher is the pitcher mill. I think it's no sparks a mill blank. Probably not a little blank because that was that was the Looney Dunes guy. Mel Clark, Danny Glover, Brenda Frasier, not to be confused with Brenda Fricker.

Who the fuck is that? That's the mom. Right. I took it back.

Fricker Christopher Lloyd is the angel the head angel. I sounded like Danza reading the script. Right. Christopher Lloyd's in this picture.

Oh, I'm an angel. Marty. I'm an angel. Oh, boy.

Hey, Chris, good to see you again. Good to see you. Remember taxi. Of course I do.

No, remember the taxi we came here in? So I'm thinking we could do a duo show. Yeah, you say that. And then I go on the bus.

And then we cut to some B roll of two guys dancing at a roller skating rink and they get kicked out. I don't know about that. Don't do me like that. Don't do me like that.

Hey, baby. No, no, no, no, no, no. You know, one of my favorite things to do, Chris is to sing Meat Loaf songs. Yeah, movies, one of my favorites.

And I would do that. Where's that? I don't think it's good news. Oh, shut up.

I just assumed because of the weight delivery. Oh, yeah. Big dude. Big dude.

Big heart. What a florke in that meatloaf is he? Oh, God. Who what these guys speak at the funeral?

I don't know. Put up forking me love because that guy is well done. Those are Milo's best friends. Why would they?

Why would they use this moment? They panic Dave? They wanted to why are they trying to be funny or what? Very dark, Dave?

I guess, Darren. I just really let the air out. Well, Dave, maybe if you had an amphetamine of those pills. Oh, I'm sorry, Darren.

Am I not a registered practitioner? I'm not a registered practitioner. I'm not. And I'm sorry that you had to bring that up.

When I'm down, just our play the whole time. Yeah. So good. What was the question?

Why did Tim Allen never place you do? Oh, my God. I mean, come on. How many kids around the world are going to bed asking their stepfather that exact question?

I mean, it would have been so perfect. George, you can call me dead. George. Oh, good night, not son.

It's Billy. I just have one question. Why do you always have to refer to me as not? I've gotten over the hurdle of telling you that.

All right, not son. Sleep well. Didn't want you didn't want you. He says into a mic.

He said he set up a little boombox next to his bed. karaoke style plays with a bad feedback. Didn't want you. You were a mistake.

Where's that coming from? No, my, my favorite what you use your one collect call to tell me that. Well, well, I got you here. There's something I should tell you, dad.

I went through your your drawer. The one you told me not to. First of all, sweet shoes, man. I keep my shoes and my dress.

Let me finish the sentence. Okay. I found both guns in there too. Too late.

Turn around. This call. Let me finish my tagline dad. Psych not dad.

That guy behind you. Yeah. Introduce yourself. Hey, well, listen up.

Can I talk to it? Wait, did my did my dad? Did he run away since I've been talking to you on the phone? My face off.

Wait, I'm glad you said that because I don't have I don't have a video screen. Let's call you. I'm Nick. Wait, what?

I said I'm Nick Cage. Well, this fall. Wait, you're the hit man that I hired, right? Yeah.

Okay, well, you didn't you didn't kill my stepdad. Jokes on you. I guess I literally don't have any father figures in my life anymore. What can I call you, dad?

Credits by name's credits. You're the guy, you're the guy in the improv scene who the other guy is trying to cut the scene and you're like, yeah, yeah, but you keep justifying to keep it going. Like the other guys clearly trying to get out of the scene and you're like, yeah, I know, I'll justify a way to keep us inside this thing. No, no, no, I don't want to start at scene in Brazil.

Oh, I don't want to start from the very beginning of this. I can't I can't Hey, dad, I'm gonna kill you with this gun. Oh, go to noggin. We've been credits.

Oh, good. What's the question? I don't know. We answered it.

We answered it. Um, do you remember sharing an apartment with a flamenco guitarist from Texas? Anti anti reiano? Oh, yeah.

But I don't know if that was his name. Oh, the question is from honest, your am ATARELA. No, and Torino and Torino and to be confused with Gran Torismo, the Sega Saturn game that I bought like a fucking sucker. I don't like you've slipped slaps come around here.

Clint Eastwood. Yeah. I make up her fake racial slur names and make them sound bad. Wait, were you in Sega Saturn?

I don't like you zips apps around here. Oh, Gran Torismo. Now I get why you're here. Wait a second.

Gran Torismo Gran Torismo. Hi, hi, our improv group name is breaking the fourth wall. It could be good as a question. Yeah, I do.

I lived with a flamenco hip hop guitar player. Wow, very talented dude. Um, insanely talented at hip hop. He did flamenco hip hop, which was a genre I don't think still has probably been Shaquita, Shaquita.

Yeah. And but with like beats behind it and like the guitar like he was unreal. He moved into my place at La Brea and Melrose, which I lived there for about eight years across from pinks. You could smell the diarrhea from the window.

And that's what baby signed the lease. Um, but we got in a little tiff money, pain, rent, all this and that loud, mixing, recording people super late, walls are paper thin. So I'm in my room trying to fucking give myself a little bit of a meter. And he tried to sit in my room playing hopscotch with my nose penis.

I'm playing upstairs penis, damn it. And we should have done this at noon. And guys, for you at home, it is four o'clock in the morning. So get off our backs.

Yeah, that's your real name. Listen, you slip slaps. You can't say that, Clint. Listen, you're baby, listen, you're baby, baby, paps, you can't be long stocking.

You can't say that. I just like, hey, Clint, where can I cancel you? I wish somebody was a really good Eastwood. And that's why the second time I've said that today.

I, yeah, he was good. We got in a fight. I smoked a joint. I moved into his room.

He was moving. He hadn't I think paid rent about a month or so. And was in Dallas and we had to let us siren or did somebody scream outside the building. Oh, this is random screams.

Oh boy. Good thing your car is behind the gate. Welcome back to moral dilemmas. Hi, I'm Adam Ray.

Do we finish the podcast or do we check on the unsuspecting victim out front? We'll be right back after this and by right back after this riff. The only time I go running when a scream is heard is if that's when the dipping Dutch truck got pulled around the front. And then why would you do it?

Can I tell you a real story of a time that was straight out of a horror movie outside my apartment? That was frightening. She's probably all right. Go ahead.

There was right outside my window at my apartment. My wife and I are in her bedroom. We're getting ready for bed. And we hear no joke like some beast like creature that's like outside right by our window.

We hear that we're like, what is that? And then we hear a guy who's just got done doing laundry or something. He goes, fuck this shit. And then running away.

And then like, we I don't know what happened to that guy. Those are just little like, you know, sidewalks, albites, right? Yeah, we just get little peppered nuggets of some sort of tear. And then they're just gone.

I know we once heard there's a there's a Latina nightclub. I want to say it was called like Shakira Shakira. They were blasting that and the low slowly boys and model number five, number six. How many did he have?

How many did he have? I only know about the five. Yeah, that song by the way is the lyrics are so bad. But the song is so good.

So we got to fight, I moved all of his stuff out of his room, put it in the living room, he was in Texas and left my voice and I'd be like, dude, move all your shit out. We had to we got somebody coming in. I know you're you said you're not putting your two weeks, you also paid rent a couple months. So let's just fucking let bygones be bygones.

I don't know what that means. But let's just fucking call it a holiday truce. Yachty, fucking ba ba ba ba. I'm loving it.

You're gone. Good to see it. Good to meet you. You rule.

You probably make a lot of money with your profession because you're open music. I go into my new room. Let's go to the bathroom. It's a bigger room.

It was his room. Smoke a joint laid down on my bed. And I see you miss calling a voicemail and oh man, is he calling in right now? Where's the fuck?

And I'm like, yeah, you know where I live. I'll be looking for you. What the fuck? You touch my shit.

You bark at the wrong tree. He barked and I peed. And that was terrifying. Cut to.

We're married. No. And go and get into it. Cut to.

I go stay in my buddies place because I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get murdered. It was my first true dealing with like. It's not crazy. Yeah, that somebody that I just thought was capable of doing.

I used to come home late night from open ice and he'd be watching it. He was like, yo, you want to fight? And I was like, man, it is 230. We are about 30 minutes past my fighting out of nowhere.

The phase of living. And then he would finish about a tequila, make me take a shot with him. And then then I'll go to bed just anticipating him like Jean Claude van Dammy, my door down and making me fight. Isn't that weird?

Yeah. It is right. I was like, oh, he's gonna make me fight him right now. That's your fear after after a night of open mics and stuff.

It's not hard enough to try to get up and just be out and do more shows because like, I don't want to go home. He'll be there. He didn't find my other roommate, but that's because he drank a lot. And I think it was an easy fight.

Yeah, he used to sleep on the stairs. Really? My other roommate. Yeah, get so fucked up and open the door.

Door with his head. Some characters the door is heading to go. I was like, would you call me? I was like, I'm going to bed.

He's like, Oh, you lived with 90s Adam Sandler. Oh, maybe I like my stay bed. Oh, crush on the impressions. Russian to do it.

Let's get into some this last segment is called a sex talk. Just had on a Jeff coffin on about last night of the Dave Matthews band. Oh, nice. One of the arguably best players in the world.

Yep. No, no, no. People ask me there. Everyone wanted to do Dave Matthews band covers.

I'm like, yeah, how about that? Yeah, it's really hard. There's a lot of notes. Yeah, exactly.

There's ain't no dipping dot festival. Oh, no. So Adam, if you will, we share story of a sexual encounter. It can be as innocent or as graphic as you like, and I'm going to support you with some sweet sweet saxophone.

You got it. Whenever you're ready, Tulsa, Oklahoma, 2001, raising my grandparents. My mom was there too. And my stepdad, George.