JW Ep 151 - Sandy Danto

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Anyway, guys, I got merch up at JeremiahWattkins.com. You know all that stuff. I love you guys. Thank you for the support and without further ado, please welcome Sandy Danto to Jeremiah Wonders.

I'm gonna call it just. Dude, you're the coolest guy in college design though. Hey, there you go. Dude, your hit.

I would've, you know, one of the first bits on my album is about how my uncle is a gynecologist discouraged me from being a gynecologist. So if he maybe hadn't discouraged me, I would be the coolest guy in college. That's a great character. He's the coolest guy in college.

Hey, you got some film on your vagina, but don't worry, I'm gonna take care of it right away in the least creepy way. Are we recording? Don't worry, it's an indie film. I'd ask we record it.

I get that sweet riff in with Sandy Danto. We are recording the podcast right now. Yep. Sandy, there's the, are you okay with the headphones?

Yeah, I just got a little tangled. Okay. I had an entanglement as they say. Oh, I don't think that that's, no, I don't think that that's.

That's not what Jadis Pinkett Smith had with? It wasn't headphones. Do you know what that is? She was sleeping with another man.

Like in the same bed? Food dunk? I mean, I don't know their sleeping habits, but. Trundle?

Isn't that interesting that when you're sleeping, like I can't believe you're sleeping with another woman. Baby, baby, baby, I wasn't sleeping with her. I just had sex with her. No, no, no, no, just sexual intercourse.

We did not sleep away. We wouldn't go that intimate with each other. Would you have sex on a trundle bed? You don't hear about trundle beds too much anymore.

You don't hear about truffle beds either. Do you think cheeses and oils just, you're right. Do you think I had this thought the other day as I was perusing the truffle oil section of a, high-end grocery store that I will not mention because they don't sponsor neither of us, but I was looking at the truffle oil and I was thinking about the process in which truffles are found and they have specific pigs that sniff out the truffles and that's how they hunt for truffles by- AKA my ex wife. Me and her are part of the same species.

And I was thinking to myself, has a truffle pig ever been fed truffles, or have they ever eaten another pig that's cooked in truffle? Like canible, like bacon, like oil, cheese burgers. Yeah, like truffle bacon cheeseburger. Or like truffle songs.

Dude, I've been doing the truffle bacon cheeseburger. New at Carl's Jr. Why does he sound like he's got a sinus infection? He's definitely almost falling asleep.

It's a great lane to be in in the voiceover world. Hey, come to Home Depot. That doesn't work for Home Depot because that's like a get it done. But like being chill, like it would work for, you know, a handful of things.

It would not work for Red Bull. Definitely not work for, it would work for Hot Topic though. Check out the new threads at Hot Topic. It's almost a little too on the nose for Hot Topic.

Yeah, yeah, it's almost like it's too self-aware. Yeah, yeah, it needs to be like a little bit more maybe jaded for Hot Topic. Could you throw it away less? Yeah, I'll try.

Oh God, okay, maybe we need to do some recasting here. The new skinny jeans available at Hot Topic, 15% off with your punch card. I had a punch card for Hot Topic. I didn't know they had punch cards.

That seems like too much enthusiasm for a store like Hot Topic. I mean, yeah, but I will say this, not goth, never have been goth. Not trying to say that like it's a brag because probably would be cool to have been goth. Did cut myself a couple times, questionably on purpose.

However, Hot Topic had some cool stuff whether you're goth or not. What were the questionable cuts? I mean, when you're a teenage boy and you get Swiss Army knives as gifts, you just want to test their effectiveness sometimes. And also, when you're a kid and you learn like the dexterity of your skin, you know, like I would do things to freak out my friends.

Like I would stick safety pins through parts of the skin on my hands where it's thick enough. Yeah, I'm in the band slipknot. Look at me, I've got a paper club through my pinky. I would do that because there's parts of skin on your fingers that are that's thick enough that it wouldn't cause you to bleed.

I put my fingers into my eyes. No, I don't. Yeah, it's good. Continue to do that.

So, you know, I just wanted to test the durability of the skin on my hands. Did you ever do that with your penis skin? No, my, like the thought of getting it, elaceration on my genitalia just really makes my skin crawl. Nipples never tested my nipples.

No, I've had chafing on my nipples from exercise, not wearing a shirt with gentle texture on my nipples. And I think that's a fairly common thing because there are nipple covers you can get for running stores. They're called rash guards. Yeah.

And I've used them for boogie boarding because I am a boogie boarder. Look at this guy, boogie boogie flew right here. That boogie, boogie. What's that song?

I forget the name of that song. I got the rock in the mone and the boogie flew. That's made his boogie boarding without a pen in the Pacific. That's what that is.

Yeah, so sometimes you use the cut yourself. That was a dramatic pause. That was a very dramatic pause, Sandy. What if you like, what if you like when you use the cut yourself, Sandy?

I cut myself today. But not on purpose. I'm curious what effect you have on. Arm.

Arm because we were talking about self-harm. You know, self-harm gets a bad rap. I think it's important for us to. It feels good though.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Use these quickies, these nine squares on the inside, then you can have fun with your heart's content. Okay, cool.

You sound like a real stable. Oh, yeah. Oh, I want more. Dude, what is this?

Dude, what is this time you want to listen to rap? Which effect is that? You want to be your own? Dude, I've got a rap control issue in my place.

I've got a rap infestation, brother. Listen, man, I'm gonna have to say some rap traps because guess what? Daddy's out of control. Whoa!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to, I literally, I called Earl, like, multiple times. Multiple times during the pandemic. And I couldn't get a hold of him.

He went completely off the grid for a while. Dude, you got a call in my mind. And finally, I got in touch with him. I'm like, dude, sorry I'm bugging you.

But I literally, I went from seeing you every night of the week to not at all. And it was like, I just wanted to say what's up. He's like, oh, yeah, not a problem. Like, I've just been off the grid.

Been hiking and walking a lot, you know, taking the lowest around the west Hollywood. I got my street to put it down inappropriate. It's stencils. Whoosh.

Whoosh. Hey, well, hello. I've got a, I've got a, a special guest. I heard you have a special next month.

That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Congrats. Do you want to plug it here on your podcast?

Well, before I do that, before I plug my special, there's something that's out right now that you can get right away. And that's St.D. Danes is one of the reasons why I want to have you on. Thank you so much for doing that, by the way, and saying that.

And I'm really proud of it. It's called Daddy Boy because I'm, I'm a dad, but I, and I'm an adult, but I identify as a child. You know, some people identify as genders that they were not assigned at birth. And that's totally cool.

I identify as an age that I have grown out of years ago. And yet I have fatherly responsibilities that I carry out and execute perfectly. What age would you say you identify with currently? Well, probably like 12 because I'm horny, but I'm still childish.

I play with toys. I cry if I don't get my way. Now, now with your wife in the bedroom. Sometimes I put my pants.

Do you, with your wife in the bedroom, do you go, whoa, like every time, you know, you guys get naked together. Do you still like have that child like wonderment? Sometimes she has to just, you know, the move where you put your finger in front of somebody's lips. Where?

To shut them up. I'm like, glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut he's glut. I still call it a fudge, I know. Yeah, you haven't learned how to say the hard V yet?

But I've learned how to touch the hard V. Whoa! Yeah, you have a baby, dude. I do have a baby.

I should grow up. Do you know the moment of concept? Well, we did a lot of fertility. It was not easy to get pregnant.

So there are two possible moments of inception. It was either the sex that we had, high five, COVID high five. Can we get a wide of this? We're really far apart.

We're actually in separate rooms. Yes, we are with plexiglass. Just in case, even though we're in separate rooms, there's still plexiglass. Just in case a couple of German boys come around and take a doogie on us.

Is this a podcast? I just wanted to squatter a quick poop on your plexig. Hey guys, it's Andy Danto. Welcome to the Shizercast where I talk in a plexiglass booth while German boys poop on me.

Hi, I'm a German boy and I'm going to poop on Sandy. Is this a weekly segment? Yes, can you please get out of the plexiglass booth? You poop onto the booth and I look at it from above like, like it's actually happening, but I'm actually free from any fecal matter touching.

Yeah, sure, whatever you want. Okay, cool. I'm glad that you're down for anything because I have some other chores I might want you to. Hey, I'm down to Brown.

Did you bring lighter housing? Of course. Okay, we're good to go. Go throw those on and I hope they've got a little butt flap.

Yeah? Yeah? Okay, perfect. All right, we'll see in a few minutes.

Welcome to the Shizercast. I'm about to get pooped on and nothing excites me more. My father said I was lead at chosen. Do you want me to poop now or after I do another joke?

Um, let's hear another joke. Okay, well, you know, is it Berlin? Vol? Yes?

Is it like they sponsored by vans now? Like what's going on? Because that ball is down. It's been off, buddy.

That thing's gone. Welcome back to the Shizer podcast. Um, I'm Sunday's course. Um, uh, Guten.

I'm on an on an October quest for you to poop on me. I see what it is. I like it very much. Uh, Guten is actually just for good in German.

I'm very, very, very well, uh, well, uh, well, uh, what is, if Guten is good, what is tag? Tag? Tookan. Good, tiktokan.

Tookan. Good, Tookan. Okay. Uh, tag?

Yeah, like, good, good, good, and tag. Good, and tag. Isn't that what you guys say? Oh, I saw too much.

Like, you saw C.A. Lee. That's tag. Okay, the tag is like your it buddy.

Yes. Those are two very different things. Well, if you say it, phonetically a little bit different. I'm going to tell you what it means differently than what they have to ask for.

Does that make sense to you? I just... Like you said, like, like, tag, like an American. Okay.

But, talk. That's completely different. Oh, yeah. I can talk.

I can see how it got lost in translation. American tone, very hard to read German. You can tell when people are being... Now, do you want me to poop, like, now or later?

Well, let's get a little background. Let's get a little back story, if you will. What have you had to eat? You made a reindeer.

I know something about this. I said my toast crunch for breakfast. Okay. Such guy.

I mean, that mascot. Not one of the favorite mascots, the old chef man. Really people really look over here. What's I talking about?

Cereal mascots. You know, cereal mascots, one of the few fields where there is diversity. It may not be ethnic diversity, although, you know, you got comp chocula. But there's just species diversity.

You got lots of lamb. Exactly. Tukansam. You got Tony the tiger.

Tony Stiggers. Yes. You got snap crackle and pop. Who are elves, I believe?

I believe from some kind of... I believe so. Okay. Yes.

Captain crunch. I mean, Captain crunch in the cinnamon toast crunch guy. Probably brother. If Captain crunch came on...

They both have the same last name. If Captain crunch came on... Podcasts, the stripes, the podcast. We call him a real admiral.

Because he's going to poop for us. The stripes, the podcast, the sun, the moon. Anyway, there's lots of cereal mascots. Yes.

Lots of them. I mean, as you said, so there's animals, there's old men or white men. Mostly old white men. We need to correct that.

I mean, seriously. What's going on with all these old white mascots? That will... What's that overweight?

Daphnek. Carons. There are several overweight, old patriarchal white men in the cereal mascot industry. But I think there's this thing that...

This is why we have this weird movement in the world right now, of alt-right and Trumpism. Because there needs to be a correction, no doubt. But maybe not an over correction. So I think people feel threatened because they're afraid of an over correction.

When in reality, there doesn't need to be a correction. But unless you've sexually assaulted somebody or abused your power, maybe you shouldn't be over corrected or seen. Or maybe it's just time, your time. Like, Captain crunch has had his time.

Cinnamon toast crunch guy has had his time. Yeah, like who are the next people being promoted in that navy of the fleets of the captains? Who are in the cereal mascot open mics right now? Like, really, who's got heat in that world?

Maybe there is a young Asian private boy that's ready to rise to the occasion and becomes a no-capping country. We don't know. We don't know. It's true.

We have Nadia. I am with you on this. And wasn't sure what the woke level of Germany is. It looks like you're pretty woke.

Pretty woke. Now, a little bit of a pretty woke. Very woke. Now open up that butt flap of those lighter hoses and let's see the poop.

All right. You've been watching the Shizer podcast. This is Plexiglas about to be covered. We'll be back soon.

So that was fun. That was really fun. I have been doing this thing that I like to do every once in a while with my guests. I've got a surprise for you.

Okay. And they're actually, I'm going to give them a ring right now. That's right. I interrupted you.

It's okay. It's okay. It's all about going where the podcast leads us. I'm not set ever to anything in stone.

So this is a fun guest. This is actually, I have it's Sandy Danto that is actually going to be calling to talk to Sandy Danto right now. We'll see if they pick up. Hey Sandy, how are you?

Why are you upset? Because Polly hasn't called me for me to open for him and he knows I have a baby now and another one on the way. I'm sorry that's upsetting you. Do you want me to try to put in a word with Polly?

All the weeds tell the weeds that I've been opening for a while and I'm living deep in the valley and I really want to out with him again and just to bond with him. The weeds is cool. I mean Sandy, do you have anything to say to Sandy? It's just, you know, these are the thoughts that I have that I try not to be vulnerable and let people know.

But they're true. It's true. Why don't you call me anymore? Dude, dude.

Come on, bro. You know I'm busy. You know I came to LA but it was a whole thing. I had, you know, I'm promoting stuff that, that, that, that, that whole thing.

And it's like, you know, I try to make time for you. But you know, you got your whole family. You forgot about me. Well, because you don't have a family side figure.

I might as well because when you die, you might get kids like that. Well, dude, your family is my family and my family is what? Your family. Not cool, bro.

Hey, Sandy, could you do your best poly shore impression? I think that you guys should have a poly shore off. Oh, bro. Why are you harsh in my gig because I'm cross deep body.

That's how the weasel sounds. Okay, Sandy, that was pretty good. Sandy, I'll call you Sandy one and I'll call this Sandy on the phone. Sandy two.

I thought, I thought that was the weasel right there. That was, that was Sandy doing poly short. And everybody knows Sandy does the best. Well, I do the best poly.

Okay, so Sandy one, what is your best poly shore? Dude, why are you taxing my gig so hardcore? Cara, sir. That's pretty good.

I think I can do it all. You can? Okay, Sandy, let's hear your poly shore. The Sandy two.

I'll pass it back to my gig. I'll call it. All right, Sandy. Well, I appreciate you calling in to talk to Sandy.

That was cool. Yeah, just tell him to fucking give me some money for my baby. I have two babies now. Okay, I'll, can I, was that your baby that had the phone?

Was that our baby? Oh, he left. We lost him. I wanted to see with the kid who entered the phone.

I mean, the whole thing with me was like, I didn't even get a chance to see if he was from the future, if that was Sandy from the future. It's my looper. That's your looper. Yeah.

Or what is that your Gemini man? Whoa. Whoa. There's so many questions that I had for the other Sandy Danto.

What kind of things did you want to ask the other Sandy? I just, I was like, I was curious like, are you happy with where you're at in 10 years from now? You know what I mean? That was going to be one, and I was going to be like, what have you done comedically that like, you're really excited about in the last year, because like, you know, 10 years from now, that kind of cool.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It'd be kind of cool to find out like, oh, you know, I did like three special roles. Yeah.

I had a TikTok get more hits than any of my hours that I've put out. Dude, so let's talk about the album real quick, because I do want people to check that out. Because Sandy, I want to tell a story. Like before we explain that you have your album out, we mentioned that, but I want you to tell people a little bit more about that in a second.

But I want to share the story that I've shared with Benji. I don't know if I've shared this story to you from my point of view. But one of my first road gigs was down to this place called Lestats near San Diego, like near La Jolla. And I rode down with you and Benji.

I don't know if I've told you this or not. I've told Benji this for sure. I'm so excited for this. But I sat in the back while Sandy sat shotgun to Benji up front.

And on the way down, I had so much fun, like just riding in a car with these guys, because these are like two comedians I looked up to that are taking me on the road with them to do this road gig. And I'm just stoked to be a part of it. And I just remember this moment of you and Benji looking at each other and doing a call in response of, don't go break in my heart. I went in a fat giant.

You're just going back and forth, singing that song. And I was just like, wow, this is what it's like to be a comedian on the road. And I envied your friendship with Benji that day. And I was like, I hope that I make friends and comedy like these guys have with each other.

Because I was still like, you know, newer to LA. Like, this was like one of my first road gigs. And I was just like experiencing all this for the first time. I was like, this is the freaking coolest.

And I just want to let you know that you're like a part of a really good memory of like my first time out on the road. Oh man, that means the world to me. Yeah. That's so cool.

I love hearing stuff like that. And I remember that gig. That was really fun. And I remember, okay, this is going to sound weird.

But I remember my first impression to you. I was like, this guy is goofy. And I like him. But I was living with Dan Madona at the time.

And I remember he felt a little threatened by you. Obviously not anymore. Because you guys would become friends. But he's like, who's this new Dan Madona that showed up?

We don't like him. I was like, yeah, we don't like him. And then we did this gig. I was like, we like him.

Yeah. Well, I at the time, both just blonde with long hair. Dan and I were both long, hard blonde tall guys, which a couple gigs that I did, we legit got confused by people. I get that with Sondro.

I get that with Billy Bunnell. I get that with Greg Santos. Somebody tried to recite one of my jokes that they like back to me. And they're like, dude, it's crazy that your mom does porn.

And I was like, big, big pardon. And they're like, yeah, that joke that you do about your mom like with like, you know, dressing up and stuff. I was like, what are you talking about? And then like, I piece it together later on that they thought that I was Dan Madona.

And I was like, oh, I've gotten DMs and messages about shows that Sondro was booked on. Because I thought like vice versa. And there were people who have said, so you're, so I'll see you next week on the show. And it was Sondro and same with Billy.

And there was one time with Greg Santos as well. It's very strange. Yeah, right. Yeah, because you're like, comedically, we're all so different.

Yes. Yeah. But it's just like a surface level like slightly. Yeah.

Could you imagine though, if somebody showed up on the comedy scene that looked similar, you know, it's not like we look alike. We just kind of like fit a broad description. I'll try to see if I can find it in my Facebook feed or Instagram. But there's a great picture that we took of the four of us, me and Dan and you and Sondro all standing next to each other.

And it's pretty funny. It's great. Yeah, I love it. But how weird would it be if somebody showed up that looked vaguely like you, you know, like vague characteristics, but then their comedy was like yours too.

That would be rough. That would be really, because like yours and Dan's comedy couldn't be more different. Oh, for sure. And mine and Sondros, you know, I think we have similar like enjoyment of dry delivery, but that's that's like his whole thing is a lot of that.

And I've got like little bits and pieces of it sprinkled in. By the way, you have one of my favorite recent heckler videos that I've seen that was, I think it was filmed out of the Ontario improv. Oh, yeah. It's so good.

If you haven't checked it out, I'll try to include this somewhere in this video, like either in the corner or comment in the YouTube video. Oh, you know how to do that? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You're like, you're like the younger part of the millennials on the older part where I'm just like, wow, how do you put a link inside of a YouTube video? We'll try to put it in the upper corner if I can find that. But you basically a fight broke out while you were freaking joking around with this dude.

And the footage that you were able to get from other people's cell phones and the audience is absolutely insane. Like I want this video. I want you guys to watch it because I think it deserves to have millions upon millions of views. Thank you.

It is crazy. I just want to give a shout out to the comedy store because without my years, you know, when it was towards the end of this era when you showed up, but when I started working there in 2006 and seven, end of 2006, early 2007, it was just sparse audiences, belligerent at times, just anything could happen. And it really battle tests you and trains you for anything to happen. And this incident you're talking about was probably an example of all the training leading up to this moment.

Like anything happened. This is like your SAT test in comedy. It literally was like, what are you going to do when ABC, D, E, F and G happen all at once? And how do you handle it and how you still remain funny with all of this craziness going on?

I was like half expecting somebody to hand me an award when I got off stage. No, no, no, I'm just kidding. But or like be questioned by the police more likely. It's crazy because from the moment I started this podcast, I had trouble with that.

I had fun. I'm still struggling here. Here, here, make them comfy. No, no, no, I want it to be a bit at this point.

I got on. It was the last show of a weekend where I was featuring for Bobby Lee. And you know, you, I mean, you, we both had mine, but we also do a lot of work featuring an opening. And another thing you learn from the comedy store and the improv is like, how to best fit in the show?

Like, you're not always just going up there like in fifth and sixth gear, like flooring. You know, like, you got to, you got to feel out the room. You got to do what's best for the show. Yeah.

And the last thing you want to do, especially if you're one of the openers for a headliner that you're friends with that's awesome is derail the show. It's the last show of a Thursday to Sunday runner or Friday to Sunday. Right. And Sunday night, these guys were heckling.

Chelsea Skidmore was up there and his name is escaping me. Why can't I think of Matt from Venice Underground? Why can't I think of his last name right now? Devlin.

Matt Devlin. Yeah. I love them both. They're both great people in comics and these guys were just heckling and talking really loud, like in the second row the whole time they got it.

And I didn't go up there on a mission to take them down or single them out, but I'm just going to do my own thing and I'm going to try to diffuse the situation. I go up there 30 seconds in and they're trying to fight me. I go up because it's in Ontario, California. A lot of people think that it was in Canada, not in Canada.

Yeah. It's part of the OC. It's part of the Inland Empire. Sorry, Inland Empire, which is kind of adjacent to the OC.

Yes, east. East. Further from the coast, which more industrial areas. OC is a little bit more hoity toity in some areas.

And then Ontario, this is as you'll see in the video, there's more working folk that attend the Ontario. Salt of the earth types. Yeah. So I'd been going up probably as of like the Saturday show, been going up and been like, hey, Ontario, beautiful to be here.

Who hears on vacation? And it would get a big laugh because everyone knows Ontario is like an industrial town. Right. And they have an airport.

So it's like who's flying into Ontario and staying in Ontario. So you know, the humor, even though I had to explain the joke that they got it there in context because they know about Ontario, I don't imagine too many of the listeners have visited Ontario and that's what the joke was about. And these two guys raised their hand and I was like, oh cool, you're where you visiting from? And they start flashing gang signs at me.

I was like, I didn't, I thought they were joking around. Yeah. It's like, oh, you guys are in a gang. That's hard.

I'll fuck you, bro. Which is my go to if I'm trying to move on from crowd work and get back into my bits line. Right. Right.

I'll fuck you, bro. Not even gay. Just sick of waking up by myself. And yeah, it's like, yeah.

Which dude, the response that the crowd gives when you say that to these gang bangers is so priceless because quickly you find out as a comedian that these guys are not messing around. No. And I've said this line hundreds and thousands of times and it's never been met with a fence. Yeah.

And these guys, like the tone of the room changed and they go up and one of them threw his chair down and started charging towards the stage and the staff like restrained him and got him out of there. And I was just kind of like, you know, picking my spots. The things that I wanted to say, I couldn't, you know, sometimes when you're in that moment, everything's happening really fast. For some reason, everything kind of like slowed down and I could hear myself going through the thought process of like, don't say that at a less delay.

Just say this thing that'll be like, not as funny, but we'll, you know, keep it going. And then I was like, they get him out of there and I go to his room. I was like, but we're good, right? Like, I don't mean anything by it.

I'm like, you know, you think anyone's fucking me? And you know, like, uh, uh, you know, those are the things that I'm sitting like, my go to is to be self-deprecating and not go in on people. Yeah. And the things that I wanted to say that I thought were really funny were going in on them.

Right. Because what they were doing was awful and they deserve to be made fun of. And then he's like, move on, not funny, move on. And I was just like, okay.

And I started to move on and then he he's like, I can kick out for this shit. I can kick out for this shit. Motherfucker, I can kick it out for this shit. I paid $20 to be here.

And then I heard somebody off of the side and Matt heard them too go. You know, we get 20 bucks. I was like, okay, there are other Jews here with me. They were upset that this guy, not only ruining the show, but got a discount.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, discount. I mean, that's, that's even more criminal than anything. I would be on the phone with customer service. I'd be like, the guys who ruin the show got a discount, I want that discount.

Yeah, I'd like that too. And then he like, so the security got his buddy out and they start to circle around him and he's like, I can kick out. I can kick down homes. And then he takes a shirt off and tries to rush the stage.

And that's where you see the footage from the audience kick in that video. And I'm just up there. I'm like, what I wanted to say was, if you're not trying to fuck why you taking your shirt off or like, I think you're going to need to add another teardrop tattoo, or maybe I will because I have a mic stand. I'll put it on my dick in honor of you.

But I didn't say these things. I just said, you think it's appropriate now for me to say, world star? Can I be the first to say that? And that got everybody back on my side.

And then I just riffed on it. This is, you got to understand this is like this. How far are you? Like four or five minutes in?

And you have to fit you have to do the first five minutes of my side. And you have to do how much longer after this? Well, I'm with Bobby. So it's like another 30.

So, but, but I then riffed on it after it was probably the first five or six minutes of my set the occurrence. And then I riffed on it for another eight and then got back into my material after that. What does Bobby say to you when you get off stage? I can't fucking believe that shit.

Can't fucking believe. He was just like, you know what Bobby can never tell? Like he's very convincing when he's fucking with me. Oh, yeah.

Totally. You can't get a read on the guy. Right. Yeah.

And he can be so mad at you. And he's like, kind of eyeing you and you don't really know yet. And then all of a sudden like it just comes out or he's smiling and he's really upset with you. And you're like, I don't know where we stand right now.

Exactly. But and I thought he was mad at me. But then he was like, you handle that better than I, I couldn't have done that. I would have canceled the show.

Because not only did I handle it, but then I reset the room. Got them back on board. I got them back on board and made them forget that that happened. Or if I didn't make them forget that that happened, I got them to everyone to put it behind them so that Bobby, like I said, the last thing I want is to fuck the show up for the guy who hired me to be on the show.

Of course. So, um, the craziest part was that my mom and my brother happened to be in time because it was my daughter's first birthday and they were sitting right behind that party. And my mom came up to me at the end of the show and she was like, that was so cool. How you got your friends to come in and like pretend they wanted to beat you up.

People don't understand sometimes. Well, this is just how I've abused my mom. This is the what she has come to expect from me. That you have bits planned for everything?

Yeah, that like I would do your family a lot as a kid. More or less. What's a good prank that you had as a kid like on your family? Mom, having a cake party while you're out of time is just a prank.

It's just like did it on purpose. We do cake parties when they're out of time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would they come back and see like would the house be wrecked and something like that?

No, I would always clean up but like sometimes the garage would smell like a cigarette, smoked for a week or two. You know? Yeah. Yeah.

There would be, you know, on an important, I mean, there was a couple parties where bookshelves got broken but those are sanctioned parties when they were in town. We were reading like crazy dude. It was insane. We went ham on the bookshelf.

It was B.O.I.O.B. but not beers. Straight up books, dog biographies. B.Y.O.B.B.

Yeah. But then we stuck around there for like an hour and a half after just to make sure that one was waiting around. But you know, and what the staff told me was that they'd been pulled over and arrested in the parking lot. Dang.

So, you know, I'll always have that hanging over my shoulder. That's good. Yeah. All of a sudden you like roll up to Ontario again and you see like some signs flash.

I don't know where you're like. I mean, I don't know if I'll ever do a gig there again. I've been waiting for you. I don't know if I would ever fly out of there again.

I'll drive through. That's about it. Right. I mean, just out of caution, not fear.

Like, you know, it just who knows what happens to these guys. The news reached out to me about doing a piece about it. But you know, I just had no interest in like making the club look bad. Do you think that would have made the club look bad?

You know, the club has a reputation for these sorts of things happening there. Oh, so you just want to draw more attention to it. Right. Need to be.

Yeah. That would have been a hard call for me as a comedian because I would have been like, yeah, I know. There's a clip. But also I didn't want to have something for posterity.

Well, yeah, you know, these guys to come back to. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, man, I was on news because I did this.

Yeah, that makes sense. I want to get into this next segment with you is called fanning out. I reached out to people on the internet and they reached right back and I asked them if you could ask Sandy Dantos some questions or give us some senior character suggestions. What would they be?

I'm going to read them off my phone right now. This one comes from this is a funny question, but I don't think that really will register. Can I break the third wall for a second and just tell you how great of a podcast you have. This is really nice.

Oh, thanks. Dynamic. It's different, but also familiar. It's great.

I'm having a great dude. I've been meaning to have you on forever and I literally I've been senior posts about your album, which is available now, daddy boy, anywhere you stream, anyway, you stream music. And I was like, dude, this is the perfect opportunity. Like I've literally been meaning to have you on like forever and you're going to like this next segment that we do, which is the wig segment.