This podcast is brought to you by stereo to experience and participate in stereo live. Please download the stereo app. Thank you so much for joining Jeremiah wonders, this special bonus episode on a Friday making things happen, trying to give you guys some more content to watch and listen to very special guests on the show, my pal, Jeff Ross. We went live on the stereo app and had people leave us messages.
We took suggestions, acted out some different character stuff and it was a lot of fun. I want to say a huge thank you to everyone who has been downloading, renting, purchasing my special. So I gave you one hour special called Family Reunion. I really appreciate you guys rating and reviewing it.
I've been getting amazing feedback on it. And I really appreciate it. If you haven't done it yet, it only costs five bucks and you can run it on Amazon, Apple TV, video and demand, Vimeo, Google Play. There's a lot of different platforms that I can put in the link in the description below.
Thank you guys so much for your support. I love you. And without further ado, let's get into this special stereo live episode of Jeremiah wonders, but Jeff Ross live on stereo right now, checking this out. Stereo experiment tonight.
Jeremiah is setting up with a real mic and you can watch the video later on Jeremiah wonders podcast. Yeah, it's a new new thing that we're trying to know here on live interaction show on stereo. We're going to play some messages right now to catch up or a little bit behind. Hi, Jeff Ross.
The real semester. You are so ugly. You got to take it. We're not wearing your mask.
Now made my day. I love that little kids are already roasting you on this thing. It's a good one. It's a good one.
I'll play another message real quick right here. Yeah. Hey, Jeff, nice to meet you. So Jeff, I want us to both be comfortable right now.
Can you help me out and make me comfortable by taking that face off? This is my only face, dude. I'm sorry. So I got even got my tiger shirt on for Jeremiah.
I look good, dude. Thanks. Oh, we'll play some more messages and then we'll get into the meat of this thing. Hi, Jeff Ross.
The rose master. You're so dumb. You got to F on your COVID test. I mean, these jokes from these kids are just amazing.
You're training them young, Jeff. You're getting them. You're getting them into the roast world so early now because they've listened and watched so much of their disposal with the internet now, man. Well, I host a roast camp for underprivileged children every summer.
You know, roasting is a movement. And now parents are teaching it to their kids. And my friend, go over God for you has an 11 year old son. And he wrote an essay for school about how he used roasting to ward off a bully who's picking on him.
So roasting really it heals. It helps people. It can do that. Definitely.
It can do that with what I like about your roasting style is it comes from a place of love usually, like, you know what I mean? Like there's some people that I feel like it goes into that like super mean territory. But like when you roast people, it's like it's all like this fun energy about it. Yeah.
Well, thank you. I am thinking of turning heel. I've roasted so many people affectionately with love over the years now. I'm like post COVID.
How do I come back? Maybe I turn heel and roast people like hate. Yeah. Yeah.
Have your whole cogan moment. You start dressing all black, you know? Yeah. Hey, fellas, I wouldn't fuck you with the Arthur's dick.
I'm going to I'm going to take a couple more messages. Switch that other producer USB for whatever reason you sound like a robot. Oh, shit, guys. It's my boyfriend, Jeff Ross.
I potentially so g. I love you too. All my fans from stereo were coming out to your mind. You don't know.
I know they're coming out of the woodwork right now. That's great. Let me tell you something on stereo. The freaks come out at night.
You know what? That's what I like about I've done a handful of these with you. Like once you get past that five o'clock hour, they start getting real interesting with the messages and stuff like that. And I like that.
That's what's fun about these later night shows. Yeah. Well, you can let it all hang out and and and stereo. You know what I like too is like it's a safe way, COVID safe way to record our podcast.
But also like talk to weirdos and reminds me a little bit of like being on the road. I kind of like it. Yeah. I'm going to play another message.
We're here live on stereo with Jeff Ross. Jeremiah wonders we'd love to take obviously the ros are pouring in because Jeff is on. We'd love to take some scene suggestions. If you have it, if you want us to to riff something out together, maybe maybe you want to see Jeff to a character for a change.
That could be fun. Let's take a few more messages here live on stereo. Hey, Jeremiah. I think you're funnier when you don't speak.
I don't know what this is. Thank you. Well, maybe my next life, you know, I'll come back as more of a Helen Keller kind of comedian. We'll see.
One can hope for some people, I guess. Jeff Ross, what is going on? Good to see you. My guy.
What is up, Jeremiah? How are you? It is now going down on stereo. Love it.
Love it. Listen, Jeff. Let's go to something again, man. Had a great time.
Last time. Awesome experience. Let's set that up whenever you're good to do that, man. I think it's always great to do it in the middle of the show.
Well, hold on. Let me get my calendar out during Jeremiah's podcast. This is actually, this show is meant to book Jeff on other shows. Actually, I'm just a conduit.
You know, some people come to Fortune's house. Some people come to tarot card readers. I'm just a conduit to get Jeff on your stereo show or your podcast. We'd love to hear your scene suggestions live here on stereo or some characters like this.
Do Jeff, I'm going to make some of the roast jokes. We can act them out as characters. You know what? That could be pretty fun.
Actually, I think I'd like that a lot. And... If you didn't even tell people you have a full fucking stand-up special premiering this week, there's a lot of people listening to Jeremiah. It's happening.
Yeah, Tuesday, December 8th on Amazon Prime is my day-by-one-hour special that comes out. And you can rent it on there or video on a man or if you have Apple TV or Roku. It's a ton of different platforms if you want to check that out. And it's called Jeremiah Watkins Family Reunion.
And it's a lot of fun. I filmed it back in Kansas City and in front of my family, they ended up surprising me by attending in the front row. So it turned out to be a very weak. They surprised you?
I knew they were coming. But they didn't tell me they were going to sit up close like that. Because I always ask the club, usually like sit them as far back as possible. Because you usually don't want to make eye contact.
Wow, that is ballsy, man. My family makes me nervous when they come. Dude, me too. Absolutely.
That was the whole thing. So I embraced it and I riffed on it and made them part of the show. And even brought my mom up on stage at one point. And I think you're going to dig it.
Oh, wow, that's going to be good. We're live here in Stereo with Jeff Ross. And we are taking your suggestions for some characters or some scene suggestions. But we're going to play some messages right here right now.
Jeremiah, get your Kmart Andy Sandberg version ass out of here. Hey, welcome to Kmart. Get your ass out of here. Hey, Jeff, what's going on, man?
All right, another one. Hey, Jeff. Hey, Jeremiah. Oh, what another wonderful night of Roast the Host.
I'm guessing that this is what it's going to be. I don't see it in your thing there. So maybe it's not Roast the Host yet. It's Jeremiah, Indian Barbie.
I love you. Just read the thing and then make a message. Come on, guys. You can do it.
Do this for Jeremiah. This is not going to be Roast the Host tonight. It's Sunday. I never do Roast the Host on Sundays.
You know that, Indian Barbie. So don't bullshit me. Even Greg changes his fucking name to do Roast jokes and doesn't think I know. But I know.
Show some disrespect. I mean, some respect. So to show some disrespect for Jeremiah, all right. I mean, well, this like this thing respect.
Right. It's another one of mine. Jeremiah Watkins looks so inbred. He makes Joe Dert look like fucking Brad Pitt.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome to the brand pit with a lot of calm. What's your name? Uh, hi, man.
It's Joe Dert over here, man. I don't think you qualify because you look like Brad Pitt if he was missing a chrome song. Listen, man, I heard that I was prettier than Jeremiah Watkins. I showed up with this damn competition.
But that's pretty much everybody in line behind me. I mean, we got all kinds of crazy looking ugly people behind me, dude. I mean, I'm just trying to get closer to Brandy, man. It was fun.
You guys hang out a lot, don't you? Hey, Jeremiah. What are you doing on Monday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday? I don't know.
Do you want to do a live zoom slash stereo slash Spotify slash sound cloud meeting? Let's hang out every day. We hang out a lot. Way to go, rat one.
That's true. This is what I like about like this app is basically it's a revolving door of what can be crazy sometimes or little kids roasting you or you have no idea what to be expected. And I'm all about that unexpected kind of comedy. That's how I like to live with my stand up like on the road and stuff is just like, come on, bring it on.
Anything can go. You don't know if you're going to have a big fan who lasted everything you say or some psycho who stabbed you in the face. Super exciting. We're live here on stereo with Jeff Ross.
We're doing a live Jeremiah wonders, experiment and experience, right? Here on the show, let's play some more messages from you guys, the listeners. Jeff Ross is so ugly even when he fucks his dog, his dog fakes an orgasm. Nana, come here.
This is your lucky day. Good girl. Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl?
Her. Her. Her. Good man.
All right. Bend over, Nana. That's my bird spot. We're acting out the roast jokes tonight.
We're acting out the roast jokes live. You know, I'm staring at him. Jeff Ross is so ugly when he fucks his dog, even his dog fakes an orgasm. All right.
I feel like I heard that one. Jeff took the apple out of the pig's mouth. Just a French kiss it. You're bringing him back to his prom memories.
Don't do that because you're bringing flashbacks back to Jeff. Both of your guys's emojis look like the Keebler elfs. You know, the cookies when you were a kid. I like how you explain Keebler elves to us.
Like we didn't know. Right. He's like, that's why we didn't laugh over the internet. Right.
Like he keeps bringing down like, you know, the Keebler elves, like, in Lord of the Rings, like Legolas and all those guys. You guys are killing it. This is the funniest show ever. Oh, I'm going to take that as a compliment.
You know what I mean? It could have been backhanded, but we're going to take it as a buyer. My walkins look like a fucking Joe Dert and Kid Rock fucked and had a son. That'd be him.
Baw with the baw baw baw baw baw baw. Hi dad. My name is kid. Kid Rock.
Your kid rock's kidding. My name is kid. Rock kid. Dah duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.
Yes, son son son son son son son son son son. Those were my first words. Dah duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh. Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.
Hi, Yogi Bay and hi weird other looking dude. How y'all doing? Why am I weird other looking guy? Between the two emojis.
Is my emoji that weird, Jeff? That's Marie. She is only nice to me. She doesn't know me tonight.
She's got to get to know you a little bit, Jeremy. Okay, all right. Well, we're warming up to friends and listeners live here in stereo right now with Jeff Ross, Jeremiah wonders. We're taking your suggestions of scenes or characters that we can possibly act out.
You keep roasting Jeff and myself, so we're acting out the roast, which we haven't done before on stereo. We invented a new bit. We invented a new bit. Yeah, here we go.
Roast theater. Roast theater. Roast theater. There we go.
This is gonna be a rough thing, Jeremiah. This is our thing. Okay, I love it. I love it.
Roast theater. All right, let's play a couple more messages. It seems like Jeff Ross on his way to Hershey Park stopped off in Amish country and picked up a new comedian, Jeremiah. I'm surprised they let him go.
Well, I haven't told by many people that I'm the most beautiful Amish woman they've ever seen. So I thank you very much for that comment. It was more of a short story than it seems to Jeff. I know, right?
Jeff, unplug that mic and plug it back in. I'm gonna hit plan a couple more messages. Sorry that this keeps being weird on my end. Job of the hut dressed up as Jeff Ross this Halloween.
Okay, all right. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Jeremiah, we've had some stipulations. Jeremiah, Jeremiah, stand up. Can you teach Jeff Ross's member how to stand up? Canyon?
Yeah, thank you. All right, I know you're very virile in the sack. You know, I've heard all the rumors about what a stud you are in the sack and honestly, I'm having trouble being motivated. I was wondering if you could give me an advice.
I keep it stiff. Well, first of all, Jeff, what are you thinking of when you're about to make love with a woman? What's on your mind? I think of which of the three stooges has a bigger dick.
All right, well, that's your first problem right here. Let's think of some different duos. If you're into groups like that, maybe Leverne and Shirley, think of more about their collects or something. Okay, Lenny and Swiggy.
No, no, no, not Lenny and Swiggy. You don't think in more like female ass, unless Lenny and Swiggy get you going, but it sounds like you haven't been very successful. So I'm trying to redirect a little bit. Nothing's wrong with choosing Lenny and Swiggy if that's your deal, but you seem to not have the best success with Lenny and Swiggy.
And you keep craving Pepsi milk in the bedroom, and that's something that people, I don't think many people are into. Pepsi milk? That's from Leverne and Shirley, a deep cut reference. So maybe just maybe, are there any current actresses or anything that you find attractive or anything like that?
Rosie O'Donnell, I think of her sometimes. Are there any other women that maybe- I don't watch a lot of TV, Jeremiah. Maybe, yeah. Okay.
Farofoste, is she still on? She, I mean, she's not on anymore, but there's some publications that you could look up to think of her. Maybe that might stimulate something. All right, I'm going to try that.
I really appreciate this advice. No problem, because I'm very voluminous in the bedroom, and I actually have a baby on the way. Yeah, my, my jizz is voluminous. Calling YouTube guys, podcast host?
That's like calling Joe Biden a living person. You really, really got Joe Biden there, yeah. Mr. President.
No, it's okay. Yeah. I was going to say, Mr. President, are you feeling okay?
You're, you're, you're sounding like a robot again, Jeff. We got to say, I'm going to forgive all colleagues debt. As soon as I get in the office and a lot of things are going to change, Mr. A lot of things are going to change.
Like a diapers, Mr. President. Yeah, they're going to change my diapers. That's what the changes come in just like, you know, when Barack had changed, he was actually changing my diapers.
That's what they're smoking so far. That was eight years ago. So you can imagine how old I am now. Time flies and congratulations on your historic victory, Mr.
President elected. Nipsey, relax. Yes. Is that after Nipsey Hussle?
Your dog? Yeah, sure. And Nipsey Russell. I'm fan of both of them.
Oh, great. Jeremiah Watkins knows it's so big when he sneezes, he has to use a fucking towel. Hey, man, that's just factual. Jeremiah, how are your allergies doing?
Allergies are okay right now, but you know, I had to do one of those COVID tests, man. Right. Three women died trying to get up there. They went up a spiral staircase with the swab inside my nose and the fire department was called, and they kept shoving more strands of swab up there.
And it finally reached the base of my brain where they needed to swab and I'm luckily COVID-free. Oh, good. You know, folks, little PSA, you know, to support live comedy, Jeremiah's nostrils are they are open for business at 25% capacity. If anybody needs a wedding hall or a place to perform.
For all you open mikers listening, I'm doing live comedy and my nostrils every night on the stereo app. So I'm very excited to be with Jeff tonight. Actually, my wife and I, we just moved into one of my nostrils from our whole department. I've got a man cave in there.
We've got a spare bedroom. Yeah, actually one of your dogs. So the Creighton barrel moved out. Yeah, and into the nose.
And you took over the space. That's cool, man. That must be a massive apartment. I mean, you know, there's think of a loft space with a lot of just open air and high ceilings.
That's what I have going on in my nostrils right now. We're live here on stereo with Jeff Ross taking your messages. You guys are like revenge of the nerds reboot. Like Jeff Ross could be a boogers uncle.
You get what I'm saying, guys. It's pronounced Uncle Fester and Uncle Booger. That's a different movie that you're thinking of. Here we go, playing another message.
Jeff Ross looks like the captain of an all lesbian roller derby team. That's pretty funny. All right, girls. This is the regional championships.
We have a lot of important people from national roller derby in the crowd tonight. We've really got to crush these fucking checks. Hi, Hurricane here present. Yes, we said that Hurricane would like to say something.
Yeah, you girls need to get this together tonight. Everything's riding on this. Okay, so you better get out there and you better roll your hearts out. If you need to tape your boobs down to make you more aerodynamic because we can't be losing another match tonight.
We're facing the electric. Listen up, brothers and sisters. We're going to start roller derby right here right now on Summer Clam 2020. That was a pretty convincing baby.
How was that dog bark though? Jeff, I don't know how you do these dog marks with your with your vocal cords, but it's pretty impressive now. That's the name I've written in the building. I have a question for y'all.
Funny what it does. So I'm trying to solve world hunger by raising awareness by growing up the grassroots movement. And I want to know if you had to work on comedy bit to raise awareness for world hunger, what would that look like? What would that sound like?
And yeah, would you down to collaborate with me another time? Or even just give me some examples or inspiration right now. All right, y'all, I can't even solve my own hunger. Forget about world hunger.
I just smoked a joint and I'm so hungry right now. Yeah, I want a hamburger to wash down the hot dog for breakfast. I appreciate your sincerity, sir. We're all too fucked up right now to really talk about.
You all I'm actually a member of that camp, Jeff Ross of the underprivileged Rose Battleers. Those digits! Those digits in the house. No digits.
All right, you'll be those digits and I'll be a comedy camp. Those digits will be like 10, ready? All right, campers, gather around for Rose Camp. By the way, those digits, good fun of mine.
Check out our Roast the Hostess Tuesday at 420. Okay, all right campers gather around where it rose camp. I'm the Rose Master General Camp counselor. You know, I took some rules of roasting, you know, roasting people we love with affection and, you know, sometimes backhand and compliments work, you know, say something nice and then turn it into a joke.
Any questions? Yeah, what's up, you look like a buck crack. Those digits, you have a question? No, you look like a buck crack, homie.
What's it like to be a living testicle on a set of shoulders, dog? These are great questions, those digits. You're going to be an exemplary student. Hey, I got another question for you, dog.
Yes, those digits, 10-year-old those digits. Yeah, what's it like to be a bowling ball on a corpse, dog? You're doing good, you're doing good, those digits. Jeff, how's your week?
We'll get to some more messages here in a second, but what made this week different for you than the last couple of weeks? That's a great question. First and foremost, I got right before we locked down again, I did some impromptu outdoor stand-up with Craig Robinson. Oh, wow, that must have been a blast, man.
We went to see our pal Domirara for his birthday and brought him some dinner, just because, you know, we missed him and we did a socially distant dinner with Dom. And then Craig was like, follow me to this underground spot. And we drove up to North Hollywood and we heard a crowd through a fence. And we walked into this, you know, it was like 120 people all spread out through a giant parking lot.
And Craig and I did half an hour as Ross and Robinson, an impromptu comedy team that we used to do this years ago, but I hadn't been on stage since my whole tour got canceled in March. So it was just cathartic for me. I had no act, cathartic for the audience. And I was basically making jokes in a parking lot completely impromptu.
And it was like, it reminded me of doing a USO show, like we're in a war zone, and the audience just hasn't heard hard jokes in so long. It's like a release. And it was just super fun. So shout out to Craig for bringing me out.
What kind of a high did you get off of doing that first show? Because, you know, for me as a comic, I went like a couple months without doing stand-up during after March and then I started doing some gigs on the road. I'm like one of the handful of comedians that are still trying to tour a little bit here and there. But like, dude, that's a long build-up, probably the longest in your career since you started a stand-up that you haven't done a set.
I stopped one other time after the bumping mics taping a few years ago. I took six months to do some acting and produce some rose battles and stuff. And I was like, I'm not going to stand up. I'm going to take a break.
And it reminded me of when I was an open miker. I loved it. I knew I was addicted right away. But I promised myself that I wouldn't let it control me or fall in love with it in a way that I couldn't control.
And I said to myself, very, very clearly in my own head, if I only did it once on TV, that would be enough. Like if it went away after that, so be it. And it's kind of gone away because of quarantining. And especially my comedy, because I like to bring people on stage and, you know, it's kind of roasting.
It's like intimate. You can't roast somebody from across the parking lot. It's just me. So up close, you can put your hand on someone's shoulder.
You know, it's just there's something to it. So I'm willing to wait it out to do any real shows. I have a theory, Jeremiah. Mm hmm.
Yeah. Yeah. I have a theory, Jeremiah. Comedy will come back.
Music will come back. The thing that's never going to come back is close up magic. Someone's going to be like, pick a card, any card. I'm going to get your fucking dirty cards.
I'm not touching that. Right. Get your creepy dirty fingers out of my ear. There's no corner in there.
You fucking magician. It's over for shout out to the close up magicians. Please hire them at your local Burger King. I mean, yeah, I wonder what like David Blaine and some of those guys are thinking right now.
That's scary, dude. Yeah, that's a tricky one. I don't know. It might be over.
Let's listen to a couple of these messages coming in from the listeners hot on the stereo app live here with Jeff Rawls and Jeremiah Watkins. All right, guys. Where the hell are we in the basement of Myles Standish Hall? Is this W64, W, T-D-U, whatever the fuck that station is?
Shout out to WTBU at Boston University. Shout out to dosage, my college pal that I used to do shows with. Look at this dosage. Here we are doing radio 30 years later together.
I love you, buddy. I was a college DJ, Jeremiah. Really? Really?
The studio was a basement in Myles Standish Hall, which was a dormitory at B.U. It still is. And it didn't go through the airwaves. It was carrier current.
It ran through wires from dorm to dorm. And the only person who ever really called in was my sister from her dorm. So it was all in-sullery on campus, basically? Yeah.
I think now it's an actual broadcast station. And I was also a engineer and a board operator at the NPR affiliate in Boston, WBR at the same time. So I was full on radio guy during college. Did you know that I worked in morning radio in college?
I didn't know that. Yeah. I worked in morning radio in the Kansas City local market. But I did.
I was the call screener and I was on air talent for like a year on the station called 96-5, The Buzz. And I would wake up every morning super early. We were the 6 a.m. to 10 a.m.
slot. So I had to be there at like 545-530 every single morning. And it was amazing. It was my first real entertainment gig that I got paid to do comedy on.
It was amazing. So cool. Wow. Yeah.
Radio is a great way to try out your put your foot in show business because you're around music. It's comedy. You learn marketing and I just love it. Fuck.
Just wanted to say all hail the Rosemaster and congratulations to Jeremiah on his special family reunion out this week. Also check out our episode sometime on Monday. Oh yeah. I did Eddie, the rock and roll beer guy's podcast.
So he just came into nicely promote my special and nicely promote his podcast. And I did so shout out to Eddie. Double with smart guy leading with the special promotion. And then closing it out with also Jeremiah was just on my podcast.
So listen now. So that's a double name. That's a clever guy right there. Excuse me, caller.
Please turn down your volume. Okay. Should we act it out? Hello.
Welcome to Larry King live. My caller here is Gilbert. My my my guest is the great comedian Gilbert Godfrey. Hello.
Am I talking too loud on this show? What's going on here? Gilbert, how come you're talking louder than me? Is it true that you're not even using a microphone.
You're just sticking your head out the window from New York. Right now I'm in a library, Jeff. I was at a machu area earlier this morning. Gilbert, where did you learn how to whisper in a helicopter?
In Vietnam. I've never been there. But the vaginos that I went through in the 60s, you wouldn't believe. We'll be right back after these messages.
This is Larry King live. Turn it down, caller. Oh man, the great thing about Gilbert, I've had a chance to meet him a couple of times through through you and met he and his lovely wife. And they did.
Yeah, she's so sweet. Every conversation I've had with her. She's so nice. She's a rock.
She's amazing. And then he did actually he did a Kill Tony episode with us in New York at the Gramercy one time. And he's one of those comedians that he's really interesting to see him right before he goes on stage. And then as soon as he touches the stage, how he turns it on like he does.
It's amazing to see. Because obviously like he doesn't sound like that all the time. Otherwise it's like nobody could live with that. He's actually quite the opposite.
You know, like he asked me questions. I'll be Gilbert at home. Okay, this is not the Gilbert that you see. That's really loud.
But Gilbert at home. Hey Gilbert. It's I don't know if you remember me. It's Jeremiah Watkins.
We met a couple of times. But I just wanted to check on you and see if you had seen any movies that you'd recommend to me recently like on Netflix or Amazon Prime or anything. No. You haven't watched any movies?
Eh. Are there any TV shows that maybe like the British Bake Off show or anything like that that you would be into? What? There's a show called British Bake Off is really popular right now that a lot of women are really into.
I think your wife would really be into it if you'd like to check it out. I just watched Bella Lugosi movies and make cameos. I did see that you're on Cameo. Now it seems like you're pretty successful on Cameo.
You see like you've left a lot of messages for a lot of different people. You're a very humble guy though from the few times that I've interacted with you though. Are you hungry? Because I would love to be here.
Gilbert's Gilbert's improv rules are no end. One of his like, you know, it's always like Gilbert, how you doing? Like just one of the Academy of War and how you doing? It's like he's never completely like thrilled.
Yeah. He, uh, one thing that I'm amazing, good guy and a great father and a really good friend. And I love him on the roast and I love his whole thing. Dude, when he, when we got to work with him on historical rose and he was Hitler, it's one of the funniest character interpretations I've ever seen, literally of anything.
His interpretation, him playing Hitler was just so ridiculous and outlandish. It was amazing. The only way that I was going to do the roast of Anne Frank is if Gilbert was on board. He was more important than Anne Frank in the casting and Rachel Feinstein was amazing.
As Anne Frank dignified it, made it funny. She was wonderful. But the lynch of it, like the buzz, everyone wanted to know like, what do you do with Hitler? And I own, if Gilbert said no, I knew I couldn't do the whole historical roast.
And I called Gilbert and I was nervous. And I didn't even get the lure out. I just said, will you play, I'm roasting Anne Frank. Will you play hit?
Yes. Lure. Of course. This is a dream role I've been dreaming of for many years.
He came to rehearsal. You were there. He had a swastika like costume on and he took the costume off to keep it clean for lunch, you know, in rehearsal and then dinner. But he kept the arm swastika arm band on his regular clothes all day.
Like he went home with it. He had the Hitler mustache. Like he was definitely definitely met the roasting. He started sleeping in it.
He's like, this is my new book. That was a good check out the historical roast of Anne Frank on Netflix. Yeah, historical roast on Netflix. And that's one of those things where it's like, that's a delicate role.
It's like, yeah, you have to have somebody like that where it's so crazy and so unbelievable. And he's a Jewish guy too. So of course, that obviously that's a big part of the joke of that too. That makes it so funny.
Is this the smallest little Jewish guy playing one of the most evil people. That was the ultimate joke you could do at Hitler. It's getting the loudest most obnoxious two we can find. That was amazing.
I'm gonna try. Hey, oh, Mr. Jeff Ross, Jeff Ross, like, most in Jeff Ross or you just say any Jeff Ross. Yeah, boy.
This is the OG Jeff Ross. This is the roast master general, AKA, Dickie Smalls, AKA, the Sultan of Insultan, AKA, the meanest man in comedy, AKA, Moby's uncle, AKA, Lex Luther's accountant, AKA, Bruce Willis, Sippytron, AKA, AKA. Some people just call me AKA. Yeah, so you know who it is now.
There you go. Don't be asking in this conversation if this is the real Jeff Ross. Because it is. Fuck would impersonate me, by the way.
You think it's easy busting people's balls for living? I have fucking enemies. Oh, hey, hey, journal lines. Gonna be here on stereo.
That's my Jeff. Oh, hey, hey, what's up, stereo? How's it gonna be here? Is that what I sound like?
Sometimes. Gonna play some more messages from me all. Listen on the live on stereo. Jeff Ross, your mom is so fat.
When she step on scale, you say, God damn. See, see you crazy. I would love for this to be like an ins, like you are someday on inside the actor studio and like he goes to the audience, like after you have your Academy award that you won Jeff and James, let's just like now we will open it up to the audience for questions from actors to actors. Please, what would you like to say to the Rosemaster general, the esteemed Oscar winner, Jeffrey Ross.
Man, your mom is so fat. The way she went to the trough, the pig said, God damn. Thank you. Are there any other questions for Jeff Ross, the esteemed Oscar winner?
Let's go to the audience right over here. Do you have one right? Sir, you you look like you are you have something on the tip of your tongue, hand the mic to that gentleman in the third row. Yes, you right over there.
A question for Jeff Ross. Please, I'm so honored. Oh, me? Yes, the gentleman in the third row right there.
Oh, question for Jeff Ross. Yes. Do you have any? Do you have any?
Is there anybody out there that you you wish you rose that you never got? Is there any rose dreams that never came true? Mr. Ross, I'm a big fan and I always want to ask you, you know, if you could have roasted anyone, you didn't get to roast who would it be?
Oh, you know, there's a lot of people out there. I felt like Grover from the company. I'll buy no Grover. I know Grover is one of the best rose trucks I've ever heard about me.
We wrote it together. We wrote it, dude. That's what we do. And Big Bird was roasting you right to your face.
Hey, fuck you, Big Bird. You fucking big fucking bird. You hurt my feelings. Man, I hope you get stuck in a garbage can without going to crouch you as all.
Oh, I'm sorry, Jeff. Did somebody get their feelings? You. Welcome to Rose Sesame Street.
You. You fair feathered friend. Oh, no, Big Bird. You guys are losing your friendship.
That doesn't feel good. No, it doesn't. Big Bird. I hope a big bird.
It's on your head, Big Bird. I don't even remember what Big Bird sounds like. It's just like you just went like this. He had like Parkinson's or something.
He got it before school. Yeah, man. They should have called it Big Bird. Right.
We're live here in stereo. Just being wacky and zany with Jeff Ross taking weird suggestions and calls from you guys on the stereo app. Let's play some more messages. I want to hear Jeff Ross and Jeremiah have a conversation as different like Myers characters so you can go with awesome powers, fat, fast.
OK, do you know? Walk amongst yourselves. Listen, I just got a good one. I just got my nails done.
Shout out to my good friend, Barbara Streisand and Donna Caron. We went out. We had a spa day and welcome to Coffee Talk. I'm Linda.
I'm Linda. And this is Coffee Talk. We're here today on the show is all Mike Myers characters. So talk amongst yourselves.
Your nails look so good, Linda. That's what they look like. Let me tell you something. I took a shit that looked prettier than you earlier.
Very. Oh, I'm back for a second. Oh, let me tell you something. The other day I was I got I was at a fancy hotel and they had a mid day.
Oh, that was I haven't felt that kind of pleasure in my private parts. Since my husband later took me to the Catskills singles bathtub weekend. Do you know what they call up a day in Australia? What a good day.
That's what they call it, Jeff. Talk amongst yourselves. Well, I take some of my clothes. Linda, you make you look so good.