We were talking yesterday and you mentioned a couple songs to me. I did, yeah. Now I have prepared for us to perform one or two of these songs. Oh, I got a surprise one.
So reach underneath your chair to your left. This is like cheap Oprah over here. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, Tommy. Yep. Look at that. Look at that.
Yeah. Yeah. I accidentally looked. Did you see it?
I don't. I saw like a snippet and I go exactly what it is. Oh, I know you know. I know you know.
I know you know. That was related to the book. I can't wait. I feel like I should be standing for this though.
You know, I'm out of place. OK, you know what? Let me let me. Let me.
No, no, no, no. No, don't worry about it. I mean, I'll just sit up straight. I mean, I can reset the camera.
No, no, no. Don't bother doing that for this. It's not going to be that good. No, no, no.
I think it's a good thing. Here's it. I'm going to do a camera reset and it's going to be even funnier if it's not good. Because they're going to be like, it's not going to be good.
Here's the list. It's at home. They're going to be like, they really move on with cameras. And everything for that.
Why do they do that? That's not any better. We got to do that. Oh, no, we're going to go.
It's happening. Oh, my God. I also feel like I need to be wasted to do this. I know it's like noon on the two.
What are these guys doing? Are you going? Is this the song? Never.
Yeah. I didn't know if you were like sound checking or whatever. You're ready. Well, I'll play.
I'll play like a bar. OK, and then you'll go into it. No, I don't know what a bar is, but all right. Here we go.
Perfect. Another head hangs slowly. Child is so. He can.
Am I doing the other part? Sorry. I should answer that. I thought it was like I highlighted this.
You highlighted this part. So I you were doing it. Oh, this is the way printed. Oh, my God.
OK, I thought it was like a duet. All right. For all this time. My bad.
I'm very musically inclined. It's OK. You're killing it. All right.
Here we go. Another head hangs slowly. Child is slowly. And the violence caused such silence.
Who are we mistaken? But you see, it's not me. It's not my family in your head. In your head.
They are by 10 with their tights and their bombs and their bombs and their guns in your head. In your head. They are crying. It's in your head.
In your head. Yeah. Zombie. Zombie.
In your head. Zombie. Zombie. Zombie.
Eh, Eh, Eh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah. I, I, I, I, I, I'm just like.
I suck at rhythm. I have no rhythm. I have none. terrible.
That was amazing. I have terrible. I loved it. I can't wait for the next one.
That's for later. OK. OK. OK.
OK. How far away from having a baby? Are you? We're a month out.
You're a month out? Yeah. Oh, my God. Yes, it's like happening.
That's wild. Yeah, I mean, it really is. My sister just had a second baby. Oh, nice.
Congrats. So good to be an uncle again. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
It's the same I suppose, but it'd be nice if I could get home to like see them. You know, it's been like a year or plus. Oh, yeah, that's last time you're home. Yeah, like back in November.
OK. Yeah, I went home in December last. So you went to December during covid or December or yeah, I'm talking November 2019. That's a long time.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I made the decision I'd been traveling and I'd just been getting checked all the time.
I was like, I'm just going to go. My wife wasn't thrilled with me that I decided I went to a movie theater while I was. Oh, wow. They were open.
Dude, my mom and I were the only ones in the entire theater. That's awesome. Yeah. And my wife's like, but you didn't know that it was like it on the website.
There was a ticket spot. I'm like, eh, I had sex in a movie theater once we're meeting the girl or the only people and it was because I deliberately like designed it that way. Like meaning like I read it out. No, no, no, I might as well have I picked out the dumbest movie that I could see.
Like it was called Phoenix Forgotten or something. Like I was like, no one's going to see that movie. A, yeah, I picked a time when definitely no one was going to see it. So it was like Wednesday at noon.
There's a sound guy from the movie watching this right now. I was like, oh, man. Well, I wondered if they still have the people like changing the reels up in there. I don't know how that works.
I don't know how digital now I figured. Yeah, I don't. I think a lot of them are still the old school way, right? Mm.
I don't know how that works. OK, so you're having sex in the movie. Yeah, yeah. Let's get back to the non-nerdy part.
Well, it's still in a lot of digital in the theater. I don't care about this sex. I'm really just curious about this movie theater. It's a Dolby digital.
Is it Dolby digital? No, it's yeah. I mean, it was fun. It was fun.
But it was like, I knew there would be nobody in there. And I was like, Jack, when I wanted her to acknowledge it more, I'm like, hey, how about this planning? You know, I did a real bang up job. It's kind of like high school problem when you're like, there's a lima there for you.
Are you not impressed? Like, I kind of I kind of went out of my way. Hingers? What?
I got a handful. Which one do you want? That's how you instead of going to the gym, you've been doing different. Dexterity.
Things. Exhters. Yeah. Great hand grips and stuff.
Yeah. It's high school. Duda, I'm axed out of like two pounds the other day. One, two, three, four.
I'm going to push up and hit. So sex in the movie theater. And now I'm sure people are curious. How close were you to completing?
Oh, not very close at all. Because of the circumstances. I just thought it was fun, you know, it was cold in there. It was a little cold.
It was a little cold. It was a summer. It was a summer too. Yeah.
I mean, when she saw when she saw your thing, were you like, it's kind of colder. I made sure it was really I mean, it was excited to be there. Let's just put it that way. The thrill of everything was going on.
It was all very exciting. You didn't try the popcorn trick or anything. No, we didn't do that. We planned on this together.
Like to do like we knew what we were there. You set up the mirrors in the side. Yeah. In the corner of the theater, you're looking around like, all right, just in case any of the movie theater employees come up with one of their wands or anything.
Yeah, I was definitely mindful. We picked the back corner. So I mean, like I had all my vantage points, you know what I mean? Like I was I had my back.
No one was sneaking up behind me as my points. Dude. And that's why you're a natural like, I was like, I was like, I was all my Call of Duty stuff. They went out there and I had all my vantage points.
We played the first time that you've ever played was on my stream and you did way better than I thought you were going to do it. I just got a crazy kill with a sniper rifle at close range. Heck yeah. Oh, my first kill.
Oh, dude, you helped me get that guy. That's awesome. I was shooting at that dude and you knocked him out. Great job.
Like, I'm like, like, I'm still not good at that game at all, but I have fun doing it. And it's a great way to like catch up with friends and stuff like that. But I was actually impressed. Josh got like multiple kills like his first like within the first like couple games that we played.
It took me a long time. I was shocked at myself to be honest with you because like you well, this is what's funny is you say it like impressed and I say it like I see it like it's bad because like you were saying that your experience ended kind of at Golden Eye and I was like, oh, that's because Jeremiah was like cool and doing like other stuff. Like I still played video games like up till so calm or whatever. Sure.
PlayStation two. So I guess I have like a working knowledge of those first person, but I'm still blind. You know what I mean? So I'll never ascend to a certain level on those games.
I'll never get good like the people that you see on Twitch or whatever like normal. You know the professional. Yeah, but I mean, that's not really what we're aspiring to do. I think you're okay, buddy.
I think I think you're a little hard on this. I'm never going to go pro. We're going to be a pro. Oh, you see now like kids get scholarships and stuff and I'm like, man, if my mom wasn't such a short sighted dulce, you wouldn't have told me to like put the video games down.
You know, when I saw, I don't know if you remember some of those old video game like behind the scenes videos and stuff for like Donkey Kong and stuff like that. No, but I mean like the documentaries about them. Well, they would sometimes be included in certain games. You get a VHS copy of like the testers doing their thing and stuff like that.
And it always like blew my mind that that was a job. Yeah. And our buddy Josh Wolf posted a video a while ago. He was one of the dudes that went and interviewed the video game testers.
Oh, wow. And now I'm like, did I see Josh Wolf when I was a kid and that's great. Never know. Obviously I didn't know the literal werewolf.
How old is he? Dude. I don't know. He's like never age.
He doesn't age. He looks good. Yeah, he looks good. He looks like 80 years old and we see him.
He's like, looks better than he looks 20 years younger than I do. Good jeans on that guy. Yeah. So I'll do.
Yeah. You're right. Like you're a kid. You're like, I see him on there.
I mean, he was like a young guy. Like he had like shoulder linked hair and a backwards hat and stuff like that. But I was just so blown away. I was like, did I see this as a kid?
I just I didn't know him yet. Anyway, that's cool. I mean, that's a cool job. Well, he interviewed these people like and that was like one of my dream jobs is get on my you can get paid to play video games.
That's insane. Yeah. That's so cool. Now there's kids that are going to Ohio State on like a full ride to play like League of Legends or whatever the hell that game is.
Oh, wow. Full scholarships like NCAA stuff. Do you do get sore after sitting in your your your game chair? I don't have a long chair.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know a game chair either or Chris Cross Apple stuff. But I get hemorrhoids because if I play for too long, it's it's freaking an air Griffin's like, you got to get a chair.
I'm like, do I want to cross over into that? Yeah, those chairs are they're expensive and they're difficult to put together. I don't think I would get it and I go, what? Like, I'm not doing this.
Oh, excuse me. No, not here. This is not happening. I can put together a dresser or like a I've had to put together a lot of stuff inside my place recently just because we have this baby coming and my wife had me put together a high chair and the baby won't need a high chair for another like six months or so.
But like it put her at peace of mind. So like, yeah, I'll do it. That's that's fine. Like, so I just spend the time doing it.
It's probably an hour and a half, two hours because you're dealing with like ergonomic when you're talking like I chairs. Well, there's also another stress rather than a coffee table or something because you're like a living thing is going inside of this. So I'm not sitting in. I'm not.
Yeah. So it's one of those things where if I fell out of like a chair that I put together and be like, oh, that's not. Yeah. Yeah.
Oopsies. Now, like, the baby's dead. You know, the stakes are just a little bit higher when I put it together every piece and every bolt and every screw of this thing. And now I have anxiety.
I know where I'm like, OK, oh, there's a missing screw now. Great. Is this going to be the one that like an earthquake happens? Like where you're throwing bowling balls in it and stuff.
Yeah, I'm doing string tests. Just throwing like random luggage at it and stuff like that to see how much it can hold. You put an egg inside of it and then collapse it and see if it lives or. Dude, all solid ergonomic tests.
Yeah, for sure. I mean, you got to do it. Those chairs though, they're all ergonomically supposedly. What are you body?
This is how you know that Josh and I don't know what we're talking about. We've used the word ergonomic. I heard you say it like, I was doing that. Yeah, that sounds good.
It means just shoot for your back. Right. I don't know. Like back cushions.
No, OK, maybe shape your back. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah.
Back cushions. I wonder what I'll have to put up the what the definition is in an urban dictionary. I'm going to be like straight up. It's back cushions too.
It's all back. That's ergonomic. It's all about them back cushions. Yeah, dude.
I don't know. I now I'm curious. But those fucking chairs suck. I've had so I've had to put together like a handful of things now that it.
Some of them are easier than others like, but. The instructions are always very complex. Yeah. You have to follow it down to a tee.
Like my dad is the kind of guy who he doesn't use instructions. Just look at the pictures. He sounded like he's asking me like, my dad doesn't use the instructions. I'm either right there in front of you.
Are you kidding me right now? I mean, you're not going to look at a picture, not even a picture. He doesn't look. He just starts.
That's crazy. He's like, I know it absolutely and he's all there's always a screw. It's there's always one that's like, oh, I got some leftover parts. How does that happen?
I never understood. And then even when you look at the instructions and follow it, like, I had this complicated dresser and you end up with like extra things and you're like, oh, God. And you're like, what did I do? And you're thinking like the drawers going to fall out and kill you or something like you were saying.
It's just I the stress of it. I wish furniture just came made. Yeah. Like when you see it in the story, you go, I like that one and then it comes to your house.
Guy's taken off a truck like the old days and it's all assembled on it. I think if you're wealthy enough, that happens. Really? I think that's not an artax, but I didn't think that that was such a wealth.
No, I think that's a thing. I'm used to just like, you know what I do? You think you're walking around on the road and seeing them already assembled and going like I like that one and grab it. You think Shaquille O'Neal is at his mansion somewhere with an Allen wrench?
It's like a hand scan. Even fit around it. Well, I get that you could like hire a person to assemble it, but I thought that these rich people, I don't know. I didn't think it was such a wealthy sort of.
Why is my level of wealth Shaquille O'Neal, by the way? Why was that? That's a pretty good one. I mean, it's pretty good, but that was my, I was my go to it.
It is also funny to imagine Shaquille O'Neal working an Allen wrench with his giant dude. I mean, it would probably impossible. It looked like a toothpick. Yeah, it really would.
Even like for me, some of it seems big and I have the smallest body on the history of the world. I'm like a forgeria. That's a fact. Yeah, the smallest body on the history of the world.
Yeah, I get even like, I'm like, oh, it's so tiny, like these little screws and stuff, but I don't understand how, you know, they expect us to put these things together. It's insane. It is. We're both turning into Sebastian, by the way.
I'm like, they expect us to put it together. Why are you working on architect? He's the best. Everything says makes me laugh.
Honest to God. I mean, his cadence is so good. He's got it down to science. It's amazing.
I remember I said that I'm like, like I could read the phone book to me and I'll laugh at it. It's amazing. Yeah. It's like, it definitely is one of those ones that you can do.
I'm not even an impression guy and I find myself all the time going like, it's subway, you know, just whatever. Oh, yeah. He's got a great Chipotle bit too. Oh, the one where he runs around.
Oh, my God. The subway one, the fact that he got two bangers out of both go just going to subway and Chipotle, like the bird agrees. I know. Sharp, sharp comedic mind right there.
It's wild. I see you're wearing an Astro shirt. I know it's not because I'm an Astro's guy. I know they're cheaters and shit, whatever.
It's because I like Nolan Ryan. It's an old Ryan. Dude, I grew up loving Nolan Ryan. Exactly.
I had a bunch of Nolan Ryan baseball cards and stuff. My dad was obsessed with them. Somewhere I have to next time I go home, I'm going to have to look to see what cards I have left because supposedly my mom didn't throw any of them away. Because she asked my brother and I and I was like, please hold on to those.
Dude, they're like on the rise again. I think they are. Yeah. Dude, somebody was telling me that Pokemon cards are back on the rise.
I was like, what? Everything's cyclical like that. My dad had a whole bunch of baseball cards and Nolan Ryan cards like yourself and my mom didn't not throw. She threw them away out of spite.
So she's like happy that she fucked my dad. Dang. But I was like, that could have been my like inheritance and you just torture. Yeah.
Just not just not moving it. Yeah, you could have just like been cool and given it to him as opposed to been spiteful, you know, yeah. Hello, your parents been they've only been split now. I guess probably about 10 years, 11 years.
OK, I mean, they did it when I was an adult. So do you think that is better or worse? It's way worse. I have a whole 10 minutes on how it's worse.
I are used to at least back in the olden times back when we used to go out and do stand up probably back in the olden days. Yes. Now, I don't even know if I have them as on it, but we'll find out soon enough. I hope.
But yeah, I definitely think it's way worse. I would have much preferred them to do it and get it out of the way when I was. I happen in high school. Really?
That's kind of on the cusp. I mean, which I think I if it was going to happen, I think it happened at the right time. You don't want to you wouldn't have wanted it earlier or later? No, because high school is actually perfect.
High school is kind of perfect, actually, because like you're coming into your own, like as a person a little bit and had it happen when I was a kid, I would have been a more bummed just because the splitting of the time and that's true stuff. That's hard on kids. Like, so I yeah, but as an adult, that's weird because you think you think you're good. Yeah.
You think like, all right, my parents made it past the, you know, not even that, but it's like when you're an adult, I don't know if this happened when you were in high school. It might have happened to me when I was in high school. That's how my parents were, but like they just told me everything. Like you didn't want to know about it.
But when you're in high school, maybe they would cloak some things from you or at least try to like be chill about it. Yeah, I mean, I, my parents definitely hit a lot of stuff from me. Like I didn't, I didn't know that my parents were like drunk at certain times until like later on. Oh, really?
You know what I mean? Like until like I figured, I like, oh, I mean, my dad was drunk when I was like four. Oh, there you go. I mean, like it wasn't like he wasn't alcoholic or anything like that, but he would, he would brag about it, you know, be like a thing, you know.
So I need to know when both my parents were my mom used to get drunk and she would make fun of she'd roast you. She would roast me when she was, you know, that's how you knew she was drunk. She'd roast people. What would she say?
I can't remember. It's not, it's all like part of the moment type stuff, but she stuff that she wouldn't say when she was somewhere. Yeah. I mean, you know what I mean?
Like just needling type stuff. Like it would be roasting. It would be kind of funny, but it would be like she's, you could tell she's wasted, you know what I mean? Like, just giving me the business over here.
Yeah. You know, and it would be about whenever it was going on or like it wouldn't be like anything too mean, like when you're blind or something, like she wasn't like going out like physical roast, like whatever, you know, like she was. I bought it for you. Tell me why you were asking me for the closet.
You bought me mom. This is harsh. Why are you going after me? You've got one martini.
You're barely drunk. She's like, sure. He did that one from, I don't know. You bought it.
Hey, your shoes are wrong. Feet and I'm nuts. You put them on me. You felt wrong with them on me.
You're wasted right now, mom. What's happening? Yeah. So I mean, I knew it, but yeah, they would hide like they would still hide like their issues or whatever.
Yeah. You're an adult. They just go, your father was blowing his horn, his work or whatever. I guess I would have been the only way.
I guess I would have been the only way. Your father got blown by a horn. No, no, no, that's way more interesting that your dad would go out of his way to blow a prostitute. I like that way more as a storyline.
I just meant more like, you know, some horror at his work was blowing him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
I fucked it up. No, no, no, this story is way more impressive because like this guy went out of his way to break up his marriage so he could suck off a whore. But strap on. And pay for it.
Yeah. Like, what was he really getting out of it other than, oh, wait, might have to do some with those cards. He knew that knew that she was going to throw away those cards sometime. Do it down the road.
News coming. But yeah, he got, you know, they split up and then my mom just did the whole like, throw it out. And he loves these or whatever. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That was, I mean, that was my mom and dad with our, the house that we were at my dad was like, I'm keeping this house and my mom's like, OK, well, I get all the furniture, then. Oh, she's which ended up better way better for my mom in the long run.
Yeah. You know what I mean? But then having the house and having the furniture. Yeah.
Why is that? Because the house, the, the payments were too high for one person. So you got to get rid of it eventually. We'll get this.
My, my mom had a guess a reason to be spiteful, but we lived in the house that my grandmother built. So like it was in our family and my dad right before they split refinance, like it wasn't like he planned on this, but like, it's just terrible timing. He refinanced the house so that like my mom was paying another mortgage on it, even though like it was like owned for generations in the family. Oh, wow.
So when they split, my mom was doing paying those by herself, even though she had no, my dad had gotten like, I don't know what he needed like a loan for, but it was that whole reason where he financing it. And so my mom ended up having to sell that house when they split because it was just the payments. Like you said, we're too much. Yeah.
It's too much. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So my dad got up, Scott, and then he bought another house. Oh, yeah. Well, I could see why she threw away those cars down. Yeah.
It's kind of like a little bit more sense. Yeah. So you can see now a little bit of the right on the wall. Did your dad ever hang over the, like your mom's head like, my grandma built this house?
I don't know. I don't know. That's like kind of like a big, like, you would throw like around like like this house has been in our family for, I don't know. I would think that that would be a thing that my dad would have a hard time with if my mom would throw that out there.
Like you would even have this house if it wasn't for. Oh, so reverse it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. The other way around, I guess. I don't know.
I mean, it'd probably be more likely that she would throw it in his face, I guess. Yeah. Like, is that like, like you didn't earn this. Like, yeah.
I was shoot. Exactly. So I don't know. Because crazy things come out whenever people get heated and emotional.
So they just start saying stuff that they don't mean and then it's already out of the bag. Yeah, I never listened to the details of any of it. That's the thing that like I got through. I mean, they fought all my life, but then I moved by the time they were like to Splitsville.
I was, I don't even think I lived there anymore at that point. You know what I mean? So it was like, I never saw. I would only, yeah, I would only remember hearing it kind of downstairs.
And then I'd sometimes poke my head up, but I could, it was always like, Oh, yeah, I never want to listen to it, which is weird. Yeah. Because I think think back about myself, I'm like, why wouldn't I want to listen to that? It's like gold.
I probably get some lines out of there, you know? Well, that's your comedian break. He's talking about who's not like trying to deal with trauma. Not trying to get extra like, hey, you know, come on, good puzzle.
I was like, they got to have some gold in those guys. And they're going to say something. She's going to bring up some embarrassing stuff that I can use as like five minute closer future. That's how I warped comedian brains.
Like look at it now. I wish I went back to do that, you know? Yeah. That's what you do if you could time travel like, I don't want to see my parents fight.
I just want to get some good lines from my new hour that I'm working on. I'm back with a pet. Yeah. Hey, um, mom, could you could you say that again?
I'm just going to get a recording of that. I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, great structure. Great. Really solid.
Yeah, man, that's what I do first without a time machine. How's the cameo business? Street, you know, it's died down a bit. But I have not been hitting on it.
I got some valentines day. Some valentines day love. You know what? This might be a good opportunity to jump start at the middle of the cage.
You know what it was? It got soul sucking. And that's why I stopped promoting it. Oh, yeah.
You know, it was fine when I was doing comedy and I had other things going on. But just making just becoming that one trick pony doing shoulder porn was tough. Are you Ron Jeremy, like reflecting on your career? Yeah, yeah.
I swear, like, you know, I lost my smile is what I said. Shawn Michael style. I lost my smile. So I had to stop for a minute.
And then, you know, when valentines they came around, I just had an influx. And so I did a couple more and it was fun. But I need to find like a new vent, I think, or my next, what's the word? Like my next lane of creativity because I'm just going down the same path over and over again, you know, one trick pony.
Okay. Have you been brainstorming any ideas or anything like that? That you're like, I might want to try this. You got your podcast going and stuff like that, which is dope.
Yeah, no, the podcast is going. And so I've been concentrating on that. But haven't had much. I mean, the people want the shoulder hair.
That's what they want. So it's been tough to figure out. Is this still thick? Oh, it's thick.
I mean, Manscaped has helped me make it thicker. Oh my goodness. I've, I've manscaped it and it's like pruning a tree and all like a bonsai tree. Oh, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Comes back a little fuller, you know, one more robust. So yeah, you know, well, you're talking a lot of game about the shoulder hair. I think the viewers and listeners right now are wondering, is this not against terms of service? I mean, are we allowed to show it on YouTube without getting yanked shoulder hair?
I don't know. It's pretty erotic. I think we're going to be okay here. All right.
You want me to give a flash is what you're asking? I mean, whatever you're willing and comfortable to do. Yes. All right.
I'll give a little taste. See that? Is it the microphone? Okay, I'm going to zoom in real quick.
Another camera reposition. I'm really messing with the way the sausage is made here. Take a look. Get it in nice and close.
I mean, this is expensive here. This is what people pay for. You're getting this like, I don't even know, glass in their breasts or whatever, you know, expensive pair. You got it?
Is this good? Huh? Got this top tier? This is what I do for the people.
You got it? Yes, see it? You might want to screen grab it at home if you want to J or D or click a V or whatever it is that you got going on there? Oh, yeah.
Whoa, that was like your boat on it or you spit it out. Whoa, that's what you're doing. Dice. What?
You've never done the NES cartridge? On your hand before you chook it. Get the dust off it. You don't want any scraping.
Hey, you don't want any dust skin mites. God, that is like, has that ever come across? Have you ever like had that where you're like, something like solid gets in the mix? Like a rock or something?
Yeah, like a traveler. You're going to push ups and driveways in the countryside. What's happening? I just mean, I don't even know what it could be.
You're in a hotel, so you have low street and you're really treating yourself. And something gets something from the hotel. I don't know, just like a piece of dust. Like you said, a splinter?
Yeah, I don't know. Have you ever had like not a splinter, but just like your case also. Yeah, you got a lube on your D and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, there's like a thing in here. Maybe it's like a coagulation of the lube.
I don't know. Oh, it's like balled up or something like that? Yeah, we've got a little bit of something that could cut us up in here. Oh, okay.
But I'm in a nice hotel and they have the lotions. Okay. And the in the two bees, you know, that's when I do it. Question for you.
Yeah. Do you use towels or Kleenex? Towel. Oh, you said a very condescending.
Kleenex is like, what are you doing? Yeah. I just like, how do you clean up shizz with a towel with a Kleenex? It's so even.
Well, you clean up cleanex is good for anything other than blowing your nose. Because it's so thin. All right. Next time you're in a hotel.
Yeah. Try to grab four or five Kleenex with your jizzy hands. There is no, no, no, no, no, no. You set up a pile.
Okay. And then like as soon as like, you're like, no, no, no, no, no, no. But that's so many Kleenex. Do you think that's useful?
Yeah. I don't know. It's just like a towel is just the easiest because it's thicker than the comp. I mean, that is the science.
But like a Kleenex. John Potter is just scientists over here. So you gotta do. Okay.
Listen, listen, the towel is thicker than the jizz. It's so heavy. The jizz is all good. Okay.
When you use a Kleenex, well, then the Kleenex gets caught in the jizz and the jizz wins. Every sino's all about the air with the blue. That goes to the big. Exactly.
That's why I do a jizz and Kleenex. It just goes right through the tugs. It just falls right through it. And then the mommy heads like, yeah.
When you're wiping up jizz, I don't know what surface you're wiping it off of a sheet, maybe or something or your skin. Either way, the towel. You keep it naming worse and we're like, yeah, you know, that body, you know, right? You know, it's like, Josh, what is your past fish?
You know, hey, you know, a mael's champ. You know, a game operation. Josh, where are you coming, dude? I don't know what I'm coming up with.
I don't know. Yeah, you know, you have to go to the Greek ages. You'll break down holes. You know, you come into one of those holes.