Oh, looks like somebody's getting their Monday fix. A Jeremiah wonders, huh? Oh, coming back for some more, eh? I'm excited about this episode today, guys.
Got my pal Andrew Santino on the show. Made a good time talking about, man, a lot of stuff. Tommy doing a lot of bits. He shared some great stories, working with Jim Carrey, working on Showtime, I'm dying up here.
Stand up more. That's a good episode. That's fun. He's so fun to riff with.
He's been a buddy for years, so I was happy that we were able to do the show together. We're actually in Vegas right now. I'm actually driving back from Vegas as you're listening to this. Yeah, spent the week Wednesday through Sunday doing shows with Andrew Santino and my pal, Sandra, Yolcoano.
We had a great time. Grateful to be going home. Back to Locke's Angeles. The weekend before that, I was out in New York for Skankfest.
And that was freaking wild. If you haven't seen the video yet of Tony Hinchcliffe singing toxicity by System of a Down, he and I sing it together. And in this clip that I posted on my Instagram, he also posted the clip. It's pure magic, guys.
So fun. Also, earlier in the week, celebrate the four-year anniversary of the goddamn comedy gym. So I want to give shout out to my pal Josh out of Myers. Congratulations to him and everybody involved with the show.
So I've been working. You know, all my buds working on the show for all those years. Been really fun. It was a great show.
Adam Ray brought out Jaleel White, and they sang the Family Matters theme song together. Come on. What? Are you kidding me?
Did he just do that? He did. Yeah. It was pretty epic.
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Let's get into the kindness challenge. Every week I challenge you guys, the audience and myself, to do something nice for a stranger or somebody that you may know that you may not have already been thinking to do. Do something kind for them. And I got another letter from somebody that I want to read to you guys today.
And I'm also going to play some music underneath. Because I have encouraged you guys to submit music to your boy jeremywonders.com. And I will plug your stuff. Because I want to support artists and musicians as well on the show and different cool people who are supporting me.
So I don't know what this guy sounds like, who's writing me this letter. I don't know what he looks like. But I start to wonder what it sounds like if I did the voice as I read his letter. And the song that you're about to hear is by Lioness.
It's L-I-O-K-N-E-S-S. And the song is called Washed Up Dreamer. Here we go. Thank you, Josue.
Very cool of you to help an elderly woman out. That's cool. You can say what's up to Josue at it. Me, Josue, J-O-S-U-E on Instagram.
Thanks, buddy, for writing that letter. That's super cool of you. See what I mean? It could be something as nice as it gave him somebody a ride.
You know? She clearly wasn't a dangerous person. He didn't have any threat to him. So he just was helping out an old lady.
I love it, dude. I freaking love it. Keep paying that kindness forward, guys. I promise you, man.
I promise you, dudes. Do that. You do something nice for somebody else. He'll come right back to you.
I want to let you guys know where I'm going to be for some upcoming tour dates. And we will start this freaking podcast. Thursday, July 26th. Stand up on the spot with Jeremiah Watkins.
Was invited to just for laughs in Montreal. Come see that show on Thursday. It's a free outside show. Line up to be announced very soon.
Very excited about that. And then come see me do some stand up. Or some of the Kill Tony shows in Cleveland, Indiana, Lexington, Kentucky, and Nashville, Tennessee. Coming up, check TonyHenchCliff.com for the exact tour dates.
And then Wednesday, August 15th, Reagan and Watkins. It's headlining the rec room in Huntington Beach. And we're bringing Gilbert to do some stand up and drum. And I'm pretty sure our friend Malcolm is going to be there as well.
So you tickets for that? That's going to be a blast, guys. Sunday, August 19th, Reagan and Watkins is headlining in Phoenix, Arizona. Yo, what up, Phoenix?
Sunday, August 19th. Definitely come to that. That's going to be a rager. There's going to be some local Phoenix comics with that.
Thank you guys so much for listening to the show, supporting me, supporting the show. Hope you're enjoying it. I've been on the road lately. It's been insane.
It's been really, really difficult to get episodes done. I actually recorded this episode wild as Vegas. So it's a little bit different. But it's the same great show.
And Santino is a great guest. And without further ado, please welcome my pal. Andrew Santino on Jeremiah Wonders. We're in Vegas, baby.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas. Greatest city in Nevada.
That's what they say. That's what they always say. I don't know. Greatest city in Nevada.
Close second. Tahoe. Third. Vegas is number one.
Maybe prim. Prim is probably number one. Prim and proper. Yeah, then I think about it.
Prim Nevada, baby. Prim. That's where it's a destination for a lot of people. Yeah.
Oh, god. You have to pay your destination. That's where they go to die. Yeah.
Prim and car accidents. Major car accidents right through the eyes. I'm just saying that roller coaster. Just sudden and me knowing that it's about to happen.
Yeah. You want to die in your sleep or be awake? I want to be awake so bad. I think I want to be awake.
I mean, I think everybody kind of wants that moment where they're like, it's time for me. Yeah. I'm leaving you. Yeah.
I don't want to be in my sleep because I have so many weird nightmares already. So I would have one of those like inception deaths where it's like I kept dying over and over and over and over and over. That's what I would think. I want to know what I want to see it and go.
Here it is. I want to know it. Yeah. I want to know it and feel it.
There you go. You did this. And then die. I mean, I feel like I see all those movies where somebody's like pointing a gun at somebody.
Yeah. I do it. And then they're like, they put their right down. I would be the guy who'd be like, do it.
And then I'm like, all right. No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. That's your last face for you.
Oh, dude. I thought he was like really cool, but like he turned out. He's just a huge pussy. I was like, yeah, right.
Yeah, I'm glad they killed him. Yeah, man. But with that face that he made right before. That's a thing.
Like when someone's about to get hit with a footballer or something, they always win. Yeah, it's funny. Someone goes and says, oh, and then you see their face like wave like that wave splatter when he gets hit. Oh, I love that.
That's one of my favorite things to see. Someone get hit with an object in the head. I follow this, this, uh, kid's getting hurt. Yep.
I love kids getting hurt. Dude, I'm literally, it's one of my favorite Instagram pages. Kids getting hurt is every day makes me smile in the morning. It is so funny.
Especially because there's like a big trend of people with those big Madison balls, like Boseu balls. Yeah. And they just are smoking kids in the face. I love them.
I love when you hear the slow mo kick in on an iPhone. You know, it's like full speed and it's like, you know, you just watch the ball. Oh my God. That literally makes my dad, kids getting hurt and, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, fail army.
I like fail army. Fail army is good. Yeah, they're good. I like, but it's almost like two compilations.
Like kids getting hurt is better because it's longer videos of kids getting hurt. Yeah. Yeah. I flip kill.
Sometimes I get over it. The kids getting hurt is organic. It's not, and they don't, and nothing really bad happens. It's like funny hurt.
Yeah. It's not like they're bleeding out of their face or anything. But that is another page. That's a separate meeting other face.
That's a leading other face. Not that. I highly recommend it. You want your Monday started on a positive foot.
Kids bleeding out of the face hole. I can see the outside part. Just like, I'm bleeding out the meme. Like mom help.
And the other guy, the other guy was actually pushy. I'm not help pushy. Bleed it out like a kid. Come on.
It's like an old school barber in here. You got to let the blood out. Like a blood out. Sorry, I nicked your face.
You're cutting my hair. Can you imagine going to a barber like back in the day, like, all right. Here's your blood lagging for the week. Yeah.
And just like be like, oh, yeah, I got to get the badness out of my body. That's the weirdest thing in the world to me. That's so, like how did people think for so long that was a good thing? Because like, we love snake oil salesmen.
Humanity loves to be convinced that something is going to change them. And so we just buy into it. We buy into shit all the time. Like diets, everybody diets, but like diets are all a scam too.
Oh, dude. It's all a big scam. I guess there's this family secret story within my family three years. The watching secret family story.
No, no, no, no. Page number 295. The diet cookie scam. I cook it.
What? So my dad and I think my dad like some of the so the so the so the story goes. He got trapped in one of those things where it's like he got convinced that this was going to be the next big fat. And he bought a crap ton of those diet cookies.
And I guess my grandma had to like help him out of this financial situation, the scam. That he got to buy him pyramid scheme to also sell or just for some kind of result. And then people were like, yeah, I don't want that. Yeah, nobody wants that.
My dad's always been a salesman. He's like, I can sell anything. Not diet cookies. I can sell anything.
That is my credit tonight. They should they should they. Well, also those pyramid scheme things are just awful. Like, oh, yeah, like my Bernie Madoff stuff and everything that happened with that.
Just tricking people into like, you know, their dreams, right? Because you're trying to get out of financial ruin or something in their life that's not obviously going well. So they're turning to something like diet because I think it's like a quick solution. Yeah, that's like our government should abolish if you're watching government.
They should abolish predatory loans. I think that's like the worst thing we've ever introduced in our society. You know, that is like check cashing places. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, predatory loans are disgusting. They essentially just take people of lower status of income because they need money because they're wrong and they go, well, cash your check early. Your paycheck from your job and we'll take a huge percentage of it. And then these people are following more money than they ever had.
And it's totally legal. Like, that's so that's so disgusting. That's like, we're rich man's puppet game being like, I'll give you some money, but we're going to make a lot more off of you. It's so same thing with with credit cards.
That's how people accrue so much debt is like perfect example. Whenever I moved out here, I had zero credit. Yeah, I got a credit card and whenever I started racking up my credit card, they started being like, you qualify for money. I'm like, wait, what?
I qualified for more. I haven't paid this. I don't have any money. Yeah, I don't have it.
I'll take it. Yeah. What's my limit now? 800 grand.
Awesome. What do I make it here? $5,000. So I think I'm good.
How do I pay this? Don't worry about that now. We got you for a while. I think credit cards are like, my dad always rags on credit cards because my father's only had one credit card in my whole life.
You know how people have like seven credit cards? My dad only had one. I only had one because of my dad. He's like, you don't need more than one.
He's like, you can acquire a good credit card and paying bills the right way because too many people I knew got four or five credit cards, especially college kids. They give them out the college kids. I think that's the meanest thing in the world. The college campuses they're like, hey, man, you signed up.
You can airline miles, you guys fly with your friends to Cabo for spring break. This table's way cooler than the Marine table over there. I want free money. It's such a mean like stand up.
I don't want to do push-ups. I want credit cards. But then we also offer credit cards. It's a slightly different program.
The rewards are not as high, but you will be serving your country. We'll be serving your country. Get out of here. I think that's so mean.
I never had a credit card in high school. I mean in college because of that. I never got one. Hey, man, I can do 20 pull-ups.
Get out of my face. I want the free money. But I can do 50 pull-ups. I never had a credit card.
I was lucky that I never acquired debt at a young age and had to pay for it afterwards, other than school debt, school loan. But that's not the same thing. I know kids in college that just had credit cards and they spent $5,000 on their credit card, 21-year-old kid. And they just never could pay it.
It's a acquirer. It's more and more and more interesting debt. It's insane. I mean, that's insane.
It's how I feel when I see people here in Vegas breaks my heart. You know the desperation of my God. It's the saddest thing. I always think the craziness of my Vegas is you see people spending absurd amounts of money.
This is not being a jerk, but like people are making like 50,000 a year and they're here and they spend $5,000. That's so much money. You know like, dude, that's a 10% of your whole everything that you have. Everything.
But you see it all the time. It breaks my heart. I'm like, why did someone trick you thinking that's an okay thing to do? That's so weird.
I don't understand it. People think like you can come up to Vegas, you can legitimately make hundreds of thousands of dollars. Like dude, no one, no, it never, ever. They've seen one too many of those Vegas movies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, obviously I didn't watch Vegas Vacation where he literally loses everything. It's probably the most accurate version of anything. Yeah.
He loses everything. That movie to me is Vegas. But then they all get cars at the end. I know, yeah.
But that's just the, that's like the, the ha ha bit. Well, Rusty got the cars. Right. Even Embry.
Even Embry. Probably one of my favorite Rusty's. Yeah. Yeah.
Him and the kid from Christmas Vacation. Just because I like that kid for somebody and he was kind of like round and pudgy and that scene where he's in the department store. He's like Marshall, no, he's like Marshall Field or something and that girl's slipping up her skirt and she's like, well, you can't even see the Penny line. He's like, can't see the line.
Can you rust? He's like, no dad. That whole movie to me is like what I miss about comedy and film. I think it was, that was like one of my favorite, favorite times of comedy.
Oh, so good. Oh my God. Well, Chevy was so funny. Great jokes mixed with great.
I miss a lot of like silly visual gags. Yeah. Yeah. There's not a lot of prat-side gag anymore.
Like, I mean, this is an extreme version of it. But like the Naked Gun movie is like, if you look at how many jokes per minute, oh, it's insane. It is unbelievable. It's like how much writing and like how much precision went into every single shot.
Every shot is funny. Yeah. Well, now it's more like, now it's like the, kind of like the Appetow theme of comedy has kind of taken over. And it's really like set a precedent for people to copy.
And they do, of like a lot of goofy dialogue. Back and forth and back and forth and joke and joke and joke. Very riffy, very improbably. And that's just kind of like the new generation a bit like when we were kids, I love like the timing of so many jokes smashed into one.
I mean, Dommendomber's arguably my favorite comedy of all time. And every single line is a joke, even if it's not hard on the nose, simple stuff. Like Stonnds and I were talking about yesterday. Like simple stuff when he's like, those skis yours, she's like, yeah and he's like both over me.
I mean, that's such a great throwaway job. I think that I don't, we don't really do that as much anymore in our comedy films are like, they're like semi grounded. They used to be totally in space and nobody cared. And now they have to have some kind of love reality-based do that.
It's some kind of heart. Yeah, a little bit of a play back from Italy. And I popped on Cockblockers. Blockers.
Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, watch this. I'm gonna pay for this. It's not a Red Box movie.
I was watching it. I was like, yeah, they have to still so much weird heart in that. It's like, it could just be hilarious. Like, I've never watched a comedy being like, where's the love?
And where is the turnaround love at that? You know what? Where's the lesson here? I need to learn about something with my comedy.
I never understood that. But, you know, that's just like the temperature of commercial comedy now. That's just what they're putting out. And you have to be also a famous non-comedian to be in comedy films.
I feel like all of them have people that aren't comics now that are just like huge names. Like, what's that movie tag? And Jeremy Renner is in it? You're like, you're like, you're like, you're an action guy.
What are you talking about? What are you talking about? He's got a funny side. He's a goofball.
Wait, what? I don't get it. Whatever. I mean, whatever.
I mean, yeah, I mean, we're very careful about what we're saying because we want to be in all these. I know we're like, Jeremy Renner's watching this right now. We will gladly be supporting role in one of your fun movies. I mean, I'm cool with whatever happens to you.
I mean, Hawkeye's dope. Hawkeye, he's pretty funny. Do you think about it? He's pretty funny.
Like, he's pretty funny. He's pretty funny. No, but I, but you know, the commercial comedy world is just different. I like the more goofy.
I like what you like. We like, I like more like goofy, Pratty. I just love it. We're talking about Chris Pratt films.
You love Chris Pratt films. We love Chris Pratt films. That is where the term Pratball came from. Yeah, actually, he's a great grandfiler.
Yeah. Yeah. He got hit by a car and everybody's like he's doing the Pratty and he died. And that's how he started.
But no, I like those kind of like like, like, sutures. I love sutures when I was young so much. Oh, yeah. I love this rusages.
I just love that. What do you think of Shamp? Mm. Mm.
Mm. What's going on with Shamp? That's a great. That's going to be the name of my autobiography.
What do you think of Shamp? What's going on with Shamp? That's a question that nobody's asked in many years. What's going on with Shamp?
What's going on with Shamp? What do you think? I don't even, I just remember him being so unlikable. Yeah.
Like where I was like, how is he filling in? Yeah. Yeah. There was nothing endearing.
I think there's something about slap to comedy that like you really have to fall in love with their goofiness. And if you don't like fall in love with their goof, the goofball in them, you kind of like check out. I'm not buying into this. Yeah.
There's something about, I don't even like the guy. Yeah. But if you like the guy, they can get away with anything. Oh, yeah.
It doesn't matter. You know what I mean? You're just kind of like, it's funny. Yeah.
So even if it's so stupid and you know it's dumb, you're still like, I don't care. I really, really like him. I think it's funny. Yeah.
There's people, I mean, that's modern, modern comics same way. They're brilliantly fun. I mean, I think Galifianakis is funny all the time in everything. Even when he's not being funny, I just love him.
I think he's so lovable. He's like so easy and fun for me to be like, I'm in. I'm in with this. Special.
Is it the purple onion? Man. Man. It's so good.
But I mean, even on an interview on Conan, when he goes and does Conan and to promote baskets, I just, I'm in. Every time I see him, I smile and I'm like, I'm in. I watch this guy. He just is so funny to me and like, sweet and nice and honest.
And I just, that kind of comic, I'm just like, I wish I, that's like what I would admire to be when you're like, he's not trying too hard all the time. Oh yeah, you're just like, oh, this is just him. Yeah, just being fun. When you see people go on late night shows and I've done this on TV and you're trying so hard.
It's so weird because you're like, it's not really you because you're like, trying to be entertaining and trying to be like, oh, I want to tell you something. You just want to be up and up because you want to come back or something. You don't want to make a good impression. You want to make a market.
Yeah. But once you're good enough, you'll just come, you know, I think I was on the road once and I think you were on Corden. James Corden. Yeah, with Jim Carrey.
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's a real moment. So for me being like a friend of yours and knowing you over the years and stuff like that, it was a super surreal moment for me because I'm like, I think you tweeted or something and I was in my hotel room and I was like, I'll check this out.
But then whenever like it was actually happening, I was like, what? Yeah, it was very weird. There was a moment that was very, very weird. Like we were in the before you go on James Corden, you're upstairs behind the audience and you like walk through the audience.
Yeah. There's a picture wall and there's a photo booth and they want you to take a photo before you go on and Jim was like, come on, let's get a photo. So we did a photo together and then it only prints one and they pin it to the wall. And I was like, I would love to have that photo.
As I pin it to the wall, as they're pinning it to the wall, I'm like looking around and I'm like, I just took a picture with like my childhood, Camita Kiro, who is my boss for two years and then I'm like backing up and looking at it from literally 10 feet away and the amount of famous people. I was like, this is so weird and surreal. You know, it was like Ryan Gosling and you know, whatever. It was just like, I'm like, why am I on this wall?
It's so, I was like, I do not belong on this wall of these mega for like Tom Hanks. I was like, what am I doing? But it was a very surreal moment. That kind of checked me harder than anything else.
Like it's something tiny that makes me go, oh my God, it was that, these photos, their faces, these like smiling celebrities. Well, you see it all in one spot and it's a little overwhelming. You're like, whoa, everybody was right here doing this thing. What I'm about to do.
It was very odd. That's kind of in the weirdest of all the things I've ever done. Did you get nerves before you went on? No, it's just like stand up.
You know when people talk to you about stand up and they're like, you're nervous and you're like, I mean, when you're young, you do. And then at some point you just kind of check out. I mean, you just, those nerves aren't there. The anxiety and excitement is there.
Like I get excited to go on and do anything live, but I don't, it's not nerves. Whenever you start off doing stand up, I feel like you have a huge case of the butterflies where you're like, oh my God. Okay. I don't know how this is going to go.
What's going on? But then like as you progress and you've been doing a long time, it parlays into an adrenaline rather, I think, where you're like, I'm excited to go on stage and I'm just like excited to get out there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For me, it's anxiety.
People are like, you know, like when I go to shows with Rogan and he does, you know, 3,800 cedars, 4,000 cedars, I kind of pace right before I go on, not because I'm nervous because it's like, it's like, I want to jump out of my skin. I'm so anxious to let go. And the moment that you get out there, you're like, ah, it's almost like a breath of fresh air when you get on the stage. But the above 5 seconds before, you're just like, come on, come on.
I just want to go. The lead up always for me, like the day of a big show or something. That's always the worst. It's never when it's about having.
Right. I'm always like, I get to do my thing. But like the lead up is like, oh, let's get this over when I get on that stage. Yeah, it's like, when I just stand up on Conan, that was the same thing.
I remember being in the green room with my friends and I had some people in there and we were just chilling and hanging out and it was so relaxed. And then I got behind the curtain and when I got behind the curtain, I was like, oh, I got him a little anxious, like a little kind of nervous. But like, I was feeling buzz a little bit. I was like, oh my God, I'm a little anxious to do this.
And then the moment the curtain's open and you walked out, it was like, it disappears. Yeah, it's so nice. It's weird. People think that when you get on stage, you're going to be like, that's when it's going to strike you.
But the moment you physically land to me, then I'm like, okay, I'm free. Yeah, like you're almost like, I can't do wrong. Because you've you prepped them. You've been there before when you're starting out.
I mean, oh my God, when you're starting out, it's like the whole time is a nightmare kind of like, you know, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, mental note, Jeremiah's got to be different. I'm going to change up everything. You need to change up. People keep telling me Jeremiah, you need to differentiate yourself.
That's what I've said. Your style is your style, your look, your status, your stance. I've just got to use now. I've been using some Tiffany's lately.
Tiffany's a cool name. God, there's so much there's so much like an important weight on a name of helping out the funniness of the joke. Oh, yeah. I've been using a I've been going between for one of my newer jokes between Tyler and Trevor.
Trevor Trevor Trevor's really funny. Yeah. I'm like a funny woman's name. It's always Barbara.
It's always Barbara. If I'm referencing it like, I'm 40 plus, I'm like, it's Barb. Yeah. Because Barb is quick and easy and I don't even know where I got Karen from.
Karen's just a funny name to me. Like, I couldn't take names from my real life because my family's name's like my super Irish on my mom's side. It's like, Eileen, Kathleen, Sheila, you know what I mean? Yeah.
And then the guys names are just like old school Irish Catholic normal, but like, like, Andrew was like, Patrick, Tim, Michael, you know what I mean? It's like, boring white Catholic people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like, I needed a name was like something that like had some weird weight to it.
But Karen, for some reason to me was like, well, it gives you a imagery right away. Yeah, I know. I know. I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
It's Karen. But it's also Karen. Karen can be this. Oh, fuck, Karen's here.
Or it can be like this. Did you hear what happened to Karen? I like both of those for some reason works so well. When you do it with other names, when you do it with like Mary or Mary kind of, like something more common, like if you do something with like, you hear what happened to Mary?
You hear what happened to Mary? You hear what happened to Mary? You felt how the hill again. That's a really bad.
That would be somewhere in a Catholic law where it's like, and if you lose your virginity to a hill, you'll also go to hell. You have to do 20 hail Marys for that. There's an old, there's an old, there's another Instagram meme site and I don't remember which one it is. Maybe it's Brave Juice Boys.
It's one of, it's something funny, but they put out like 50 memes a day. They're like, I mean, it's like a machine and there's one this morning where it's like a sex class from like the 80s and the woman is like, the young man is like, what happens if you want to have sex before marriage and then the woman bleeds it and goes, well, then you have to be prepared to go to hell. And then it was like Pantera kicked it afterwards. It was awesome.
It was just like, I just think like that. That whole like, scaring kids thing that like I grew up near and the Irish Catholic world. I grew up with as well. It's so mean to do to people like the masturbation is like the worst thing in the world.
Oh yeah. You're like, why would they put that out to make people feel shameful about the most natural urge ever? I mean, ever. It's the most natural urge that a human has other than like eating, sleeping and shitting.
Hey man, tell a school shooter to rub some more out, you know? Everyone should be rubbing some more out. I mean, I don't remember who's like. I think that would be so pent up.
It's really unprofessional. That your phone is on. What? Jeremy, we talked about it.
We've talked about this a hundred times on your phone. Oh, man. And this is why the business is falling. One of the producers is calling another show right now.
Oh really? Yeah. My bad. That is very appropriate.
No, no, no. Hello? Did you not turn off your phone? I booked Andrew Santino for you on the show.
And you didn't turn off your gosh darn phone, Jeremiah. I'm really sorry. Yeah, I didn't mean to. This is really embarrassing.
You know what? Let me talk to Santino right now. Hello? Hey.
This is Rick's beat. Hey, Rick's beat. How are you? Well, I was good, but I now I need a new host of Jeremiah wonders.
No, I don't think I need to replace him. It's a simple accident. It wasn't that stupid. Santino, you'll be the new host of Jeremiah wonders.
No, I don't want to take over. You're trying to like... We got to keep the name. Oh.
But we want you to be the new host. I mean, what kind of benefits do you think I'd reap from this? I have to get back to you on that. Well, good pitch.
I'm in. I think I'll do it. Not easy. Yeah, that's really good.
I really don't care about really earning anything. I just... I really like the idea of stealing a show from a friend of mine. I love you, Rick's.
I love you. Hey, Rick's. Yeah. Take it easy, man.
Wow. I'm sorry to die. I'm not the producers of the show. Yeah.
It was embarrassing. I thought I really thought I had my phone on silent. I don't know what that was all about. Yeah.
I mean, you know, you think one thing and you do another, but man, I'm looking at it. Yeah, I'm looking at this pizza shirt because I think I saw it. I've seen it before. Yeah.
Is it for somebody? Is it for something? Does it mean something or just pizza? I didn't know if it was a band.
Oh. Slimey cheese. Dude, have you listened to Slimey cheese? No, I was so tight.
But they're about to be a love cross. What is that? A punk cross. That's a six-roney.
What's up with six-roney? Six-roney. Seven-roney. Wait, one, two, three, four, five, six-seven.
Seven-roneys in the house. We're slimey cheese and seven-roneys. Slimey cheese and seven-roneys. Slimey cheese and seven-roneys would be great.
Yeah. That sounds like a metal band. It's a punk band. Yeah.
Slimey cheese and seven-roneys. Very, very, but if they say it hardcore fast enough all the time, nobody knows what it really is. If you say it's like a seven-roneys, people would not know what they'd go. I don't know what they'd go.
It's like kind of a moan, it's a monie but kind of also. It's got a little bit of like blondie in there. They're all over the place. They love them though.
They're really thick with their choice. They change their lead singer every week. All the time. They don't have a drummer.
It's a really, really-hodgepodge. Yeah, it's just like a drum machine that they just like on a keyboard that they hold Yamaha for. It's got to have a taste and I'll throw that at for you. They've got to be there today.
I know you won't musize. Guys, you're just ready. I'm here, it's ready. Mom!
We're recording. Can we just please, can you give us a couple more seconds? That fight, that yell downstairs fight. That don't pick up the phone, because I'm on the internet.
I don't, kids will never know what that feels like. Yeah, please don't pick up the phone, I'm on the internet. Yeah. I remember behind my bed, the phone jack was behind my bed in my bedroom, and I would have to like, pull my bed away from the wall to switch out the jacket.
I mean it was like such a stupid, like it was a placement was awful. It was like under tucked away in the corner of my bed. Like I wish I had a visual of it. It was just such an unfortunately dumb placement of whoever wired it.