Oh my goodness. Give us the context by the time you twerk on Waka Flocka. Waka Flocka. Waka Flocka.
Waka Flocka. Oh, you are real freak. Yeah. Yeah.
He's here to stay. He's here to stay. He's here to stay. He's here to stay.
He's here to stay. He's here to stay. He's here to stay. He's here to stay.
Big announcement. Your boy is headlining Detroit and Toronto on December 6th and 7th. What? One hour from your boy, Detroit and Toronto December 6th and 7th.
Very excited to announce that guys. That was so pumped. That was an original from DJ McCray. Hit him up on Twitch.
You can see him spending live on Twitch most nights of the week at DJ McCray, DJ MC, CRAE. What's up everybody? How was your week? Good morning if I'm reaching you early in the morning.
Good evening if you are driving late somewhere on a trip or for work or maybe you just have this on at work in the background doing something. Hey, welcome to the show. What is good? Hopefully everything is good.
It's not good. It's not good. It's not good. We're going to make it good.
I like that. It's a good rule to let buy. Why not? I had a good week guys.
Me and my boy Patty Reagan went up to Ventura once again. That's where we've been recording the Reagan Watkins album. I put another 13 hour session in just polishing the album, just trying to make it sound as good as possible. Everything is recorded.
It's just a matter of making it sound nice and crisp, making it sound so sweet whenever it finally reaches your ear holes. We're aiming to release it in December. We just got the photographer together who's going to do the cover art for the album and stuff like that. Do the graphic designs.
We're pretty excited about that. Keep you updated. But yeah, Killtony Mania was in San Francisco on Friday and it truly was many. It was insane.
I'm pretty proud of Tony and his vision to make that happen. We did two Killtony shows back to back. A very cool artist came up after the show, surprised Tony and I with some art pieces. Shout out to Dylan Castello.
I've got some great woodwork. It's a big piece of wood artwork with my dumb face on it. He made it look nice. He drew it on this nice piece of wood.
We'll see my wife hasn't seen it yet. Hopefully she likes it. She might be like this too much. Thank you for your awesome art, Dylan Castello.
Saturday at the three house shows then went to a friend's party. It was a good time. I've got to catch up with my buddy Willie Hunter and Peter Benacchowski, Peter Benacchuchu. Good weekend overall, guys.
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If you have any music connections, I'm looking to eventually repair or upgrade my alto saxophone. Some people mentioned to me online. They're like, how come you haven't been playing your tenor saxophone? That's something that I have a newer, so I got a brand new tenor sax.
I've been having some dental issues. I can't bite down as hard on that as I would like to. It takes a lot of air, so I literally have not been able to play it, unfortunately. It's just sitting until my mouth gets a little bit stronger.
I'm going to see the dentist and stuff like that in a month for a checkup to see if I can get the green light to start biting down hard. Again, I feel like an old man, but that's just how my mouth is right now. If you have any music connects, music shops or whatever, my alto sax is just taking a beating on the road and screw-ski popping out and stuff like that. I've had it since third grade, so it's just one of those things where it's just old.
Nothing malfunction. I'm still able to play it, play it multiple shows with it in San Francisco and even my boy Patty Reagan on Saturday. Guys, I want to get into the kind of challenge this week. A guy hit me up.
I want to read his letter. I don't know what he sounds like. He doesn't know what he looks like. If you don't know what he kind of challenges, basically, I tell you the audience, I challenge you guys to do something nice for something that you know or something who may be a stranger.
It can be little, can be big as long as you're sending out some positive vibes into the universe and I challenge myself with that every week. I'm going to read this guy's letter. While I read his kind of challenge letter, you will be listening to the song, Javelin, by Chris Pritham. Love you showing what you're doing.
The kind of challenge made me think differently with every encounter throughout my day and overall given me more of a positive mindset to embrace throughout the day. Being in the warm Phoenix Sun and out of the frigid cold land in Montana may be part of the mood boost. You had wanted to share with you my kind of challenge expert. I recently became a Fries member, VIP member LL.
Outside of the store was a homeless man. I gave my bag of dark chocolate and a quiver of bananas. He kindly accepted and gave me a smile and said, thank you. I gave me an organic high that helped carry me through the day.
Keep up the quality work. I will most definitely keep listening to J.W. and Kiltong. I'm trying to spread your names and podcasts with those around me.
Peace and love. Joel Malams. Dude, Joel, thank you so much for writing in. Yeah, that's super cool that you gave a chocolate and banana.
That's a sexy pairing man. That you gave it that homeless man. I'm going to give this guy some dark chocolate and a quiver of bananas and quiver. I just like that you give him a, you use the word quiver.
Haven't heard that in a bit other than like a quiver of arrows. So bringing that renaissance kind of is challenged out to people. I like that. Thanks, man.
That's super cool. I've been trying to do that as well whenever I've extra food lately. Give it to a homeless person. It definitely makes you feel better.
It's like, you know, if you have something that you're not going to use or that you don't necessarily need, it's like, why not give it to somebody. I gave somebody, I got literally free popcorn as I left this party on Saturday night. I got two brand new bags of like kettle corn and I was walking on 7-Eleven on afterwards with Willie and there's a homeless. He was like, hey, bro, would you want a back popcorn?
Yeah, I mean, that'd be great. And you know, give my extra back. That's not a big deal, but it's like it helps them and it positively affects maybe their day or week or even month. You never know how little things get going.
So great job, Joel. Appreciate that. At Joel Malm's on social media if you want to say what's up with that guy. Thank you to everyone who's been supporting the show.
And I'd like to thank Jesse Lopez for your donation this week. It's very cool, you man. If you'd like to support the show, go to JeremiahWonders.com and there is a PayPal donation button. If you can't do that, what would help me a lot is if you go over to iTunes and leave a five-star review, let's get this show out there and keep building this awesome audience for these positive listeners and positive people like yourself and myself.
Tour dates guys, I want to blow through these. I just post my tour dates on my Instagram at Jeremiah stand up, follow me there if you're not already. Like I said, I'm headlining Detroit and Toronto in December and I'll be in Reno featuring the beginning of November. JeremiahWonders.tv slash tour has all of the ticket info.
JeremiahWonders.tv slash tour. I want to give a final shout out to my pal Gates T. Reno who's been killing it lately, editing the audio and the video for this podcast. And you can actually see him the night before Kill Tony comes to Houston on November 14th at the secret group in Houston, Texas.
See him there. I'm going to hang with the Gage later this week, but you can follow him on Instagram and Twitter at gageterena.g.a.g.t.i.j.e.r.i.a. We did it guys. We got through the announcements a little heavy on the plugs on this intro.
I apologize for that, but I got a lot of great people who deserve the credit who are helping out with the show. So I want to give them proper shout outs. I had a lot of fun with Kate Quigley on this episode. She just has such a great energy about her and I think they should kind of fit the format of the show perfectly.
She was down to riff, down to being awesome interviewee. Without further ado, let's get into this. I had a lot of fun getting to know my pal Kate Quigley better. I think you will have a lot of fun listening to it.
Without further ado, please welcome Kate Quigley to Jeremiah Winters. I like how I got the girly colors. I love pink. I like that.
You know, I'm still old school in the show where I'm like, you know, the boy gets the red and the green mic and the girl gets the pink and the yellow. What if it's two boys? Two boys, no matter what. That's the guess.
Yellow and pink. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I like that. We're doing a big with Kate Quigley right now.
What's up? I'm happy to be here. Thanks for asking me. I was so flattered.
Yeah, absolutely. I want to have you for a while. We always see each other in passing. But we are so rarely on the same line.
I was like, we'll be on the same line. They're like red band or they're like, that's water stuff like that. But you're always out doing stuff. And I feel like we're both kind of doing our own thing in like different parts of town or different times or whatever.
And we're always just like crossing each other. Isn't it crazy? I was just thinking that on my way here because I was thinking like it's weird in comedy how you can see someone for years and years and you know them. And you feel like you really know them.
But then you're like, really, we talk like for a minute in passing all the time at different places. And so you don't know as much about everybody as you think it's so bizarre. At the same time, it's like everyone does feel like family in a weird way too. Yeah, for sure.
It's so, it's crazy. That's what's kind of, it's a good excuse to for some of these podcasts and stuff like that is like you get to know about a person a little bit better. Like you have an excuse rather than like, it's not like, not that it's weird if somebody's like, hey, do you just want to go get coffee or whatever? But like sometimes like people can take it the wrong way or whatever.
And it's like, no, let's just do a podcast and stuff some fun and get to know each other. Yeah. And also everyone's so busy. And it's like, I know for me anytime I take even an hour or two where I'm not working, like I went on a date the other night and I just felt guilty the whole time.
And I was like, I have so much to do. I shouldn't be here. It was the worst date ever because I was in my head like, God, this guy's boring. I could be writing so much, like I could write a chapter in my book right now.
So this way it's like you're being productive and getting to hang. Are you working on a book right now? Yeah, yeah, I am. It's been, I've been working on it for a while, but it was hard because it's like the story of me coming, the first year I moved to LA, it was one of those stories where like I had this magical encounter with a guy at a bar in Chicago.
He was like 80. And I was working at the bar as like a Miller light girl. And this guy was like, why do you live in Chicago? What do you want to be?
And I was like, well, I want to act in new comedy. I want to work in entertainment. He was like, why are you in Chicago? And I was like, well, I want to move to LA.
I just haven't yet whatever. And the guy goes, he's like 80 years old. He goes, I always wished I'd moved to Hollywood to act. And then I had kids and got married and life got ahead of me.
And I never went. And it's my only regret. That's what he said. And I looked at this guy and I was like, shit, I don't want to be that guy.
So I moved here like two days later. I just packed my car and told my now ex-husband. I was like, I'm going. And then I moved out here and everything has been fine since then for the most part.
And when I got, I sat down with this publishing company and they wanted me to write a book about the first year because once I got out here, all that magic went away. Like everything that could go wrong went wrong. Like my engine fell out of my car on the freeway in Nebraska. Yeah.
Everything I owned is in the car. The engine falls out. I didn't even know that could happen. I mean, did you, that's super dangerous.
Yeah. Like what happened to your car? Did you start spinning out and stuff like that? Actually, so I was in Nebraska and thank God, whatever time it was, the road wasn't very busy.
No, all of a sudden I hear the super lab bang. It was almost like I hit someone. I didn't hit anything. And then the car like kind of slowly skidded to a stop.
It went from like 80 to a stop in probably like about 30 seconds. And then I got out. Thank God. No one hit me.
I got out and popped the hood and engine is on the ground. The engine mounts had sheared off and it turned out it was a recall. Like so actually it was a recall on the vehicle. It was like, but the point is from that moment on everything like kept going wrong.
Yeah. And so that's what I'm writing about. But I'm just trying to figure out how to write it like if I should have my husband be a part of it or not because I was married at the time. Gotcha.
So like I've been trying to keep him like respect his privacy and keep him out of everything. But there's some good stories. So I'm trying to figure out how to tell it. What do you think that old man is doing now?
He's dead. He has to be. Yeah, he has to be like 95 or something. I guess I'm not here.
You could be alive. I hope you're alive, sir. Oh, no, I think he might be calling into the show right now. Oh my God.
Is that him? Yeah, let me see. Let me see the connection might be a little choppy. Let me check something real quick.
I think he's calling for are you sorry calling from beyond the grave? Well, oh, fuck. Wow. I'm sorry that you passed.
How did that happen? Old age. Is that old age? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that makes sense. I'm glad that it was peaceful then. No, it was horrible. Oh, it was not.
It was a bad old age ending. It was a terrible old. It was kind of an old age thing, but I kind of fell down some stairs as well. Yeah, they're falling down the stairs from old age.
Did you break bones? Where they're. I broke every bone in my body. How is it in heaven?
Is everything repaired? Or you just can't actually tell where I am right now? Oh, wow. That's I believe I'm purgatory.
I've been watching your career the last week. Oh, you're definitely in purgatory then. You're definitely I'm in purgatory with you. I've seen all of the ups and downs.
Where were the ups? Can you where were the up moments you saw in my career? Would that be when I hosted the porn awards or? It was actually a big high level.
I'm very proud of you for doing that. Oh, is that all your wife? Yeah, she is. That's nice that you care about her now because when I met you, it seemed like you didn't like her very much.
But I've resented her quite a bit. Yeah, and your children. It seemed like you kind of hated them. Yes, I never had a chance to pursue my Hollywood dream as you did Kate.
Well, you know, I'm doing it for you and it's going really well. I had ice cubes for dinner last night, so I'm killing it and hollering it. I hear you're on a hit podcast right now. I am.
Yeah. I'm here. It's getting, I believe 15 to 25 downloads per month. Yes.
It's killing the game. You know, I do have to thank you though because you're the reason I moved to LA and you're in every, every little Wikipedia biography about me on the internet mentions a seedy old man. I am the cautionary tale that you speak of. You left out my sexual advance right after that though.
Yeah, I left that part out just with the whole, you know, me too movement. I thought I would let you off the hook for grabbing my breasts at the bar and then. Well, it's like I'm 80. What else can I do?
Yeah, I feel like it's some age you kind of get a pass and I gave you the pass. I know that's not allowed, but like I feel like after 80, after you kind of earned something a little bit. I just like be like be real. If a 25 year old guy grabs your ass at a bar or like grabs your boob, it's really not cool.
But if 85 year old guy does the same thing. Hey mom, my friends. I don't know. I wouldn't have the heart to be annoyed, but I probably laughed.
What are you doing? The balls on this guy? Yeah. I mean, I don't know.
I feel like what is the cutoff point for sexual harassment because when you're 90 or you allowed if you're dying, like when are you allowed? I mean, I'm sure that there's some old dudes at nursing homes who still try to get fresh with the nurses and stuff like that, you know. Oh, yeah. Interesting.
I think that it's only okay if it's like the girl is not your age. She has to be much younger. So like if you're in a nursing home and you're 80, you can't harass the 80 year olds, but maybe like a girl who's like 35 grand daughter who's coming to visit there. That's so creepy.
It's totally cool. If this is weird, man, this whole thing is weird. Like, do you sit around and think, all right, this is, this is like heavy. I guess I'll be going.
Wow. We completely forgot about that guy. It's okay. I mean, he was not very exciting.
He wasn't, though. You know, I don't know, man. I've been sitting around like wondering if I was molested the last couple weeks. Like, do you ever wondered out because so many of my friends have a story?
I think that the definition of what being molested has kind of changed over the years. Like, I think that you take stories from our childhood or teenage years and absolutely some of them are like, oh, yeah, you got like touched or something. You're right. You know what I mean?
Because back in the day, it just was a different, it was a sliding scale. You know what I mean? I think so. It was more like, no, that's just innocent fun.
You know what I mean? I think I think you're right. I've been trying to figure it out. Like when I played touch football with the boys in the neighborhood, like definitely some of the tackles were inappropriate places, you know, but then you're like, well, it's a touch football.
That's a weird spot to touch. But now I sit and I think like I wonder sometimes if I went to therapy, if they would unearth some stores and just finding all these like dark stuff, I don't remember any of this. I'm scared to go. Have you been to therapy?
Recently. Yeah. Recently? Oh my God.
Wait, is that your therapist? I guess so. I think I hear you're there. Oh man.
Yeah. Hello is a hey, this is Kylie. Shout out to Maya. Wow.
I'm really, I'm really embarrassed that you're calling it right now. Yes. Well, I didn't warn you in the session, but I think about part of your therapy is sharing with the world. Earth.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll give you and your stuffed animals making sweet love at the tender age of eight. Well, you know what?
Kylie, I haven't even brought it up in therapy yet, but you are dead on. I did have a little bear with a zipper in the butt that I used to take to bed with me and I used to put pocket knives and stuff in the butt. And my brother always said that I used to do stuff with the bear. So you know, this is a real issue.
I don't think that you should come into my own. Wait, you're not going to see me more because of the little bear? I was just a kid. I do not condone my best.
I never, oh, the weapons. So you're totally cool. Like if I would have been having sex with the stuffed animal bear, but like, yeah, that's natural, but me putting the Swiss army knives and the little knives that I used to collect in the buttocks of the zipper. So you're not going to.
Really? Yes, that's the level of killing. I literally, I would only put like four or five little pocket knives in there. How many pocket knives are in your butt right now?
In my butt right now, there's only two. There's only two pocket knives in my butt right now. Is that something I can learn from and grow from? You're bad.
Do they hurt? No, I mean, you know, I've worked them out. There's enough space up there now where things can comfortably fit. It's like a kangaroo, you know, pouch for my butt.
I would like to see your wife next week. Okay. That's probably something that we can, that we can, that we can work out. All right.
Fantastic. I'll be sending you your bill for this phone call. Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no, you call me.
That's not fair. Well, I apologize, but we needed to work through this and I'm hungry. Goodbye. Okay.
Thanks. Kylie. Jesus. Keep knives in your ass.
That's a weird fetish. I've never heard of that one. Knives in the butt. They fold it up.
No, but yeah, no, but yeah, yeah, it's got the can opener. It's wide open up there. Yeah. You know, I love pocket knives.
I used to have so many when I was a kid. Really? Even though that sounds very like, like you said, like you said, very like creepy and serious. I used to love, I would go to, you know, from Kansas.
So it's very different upbringing than out here, obviously. So I would go to like gun and knife shows with my dad and like look at like, you know, all the cool knives on display and be like, Oh, I want to save up to get that. I had a Leatherman in like college. Oh, really?
Yeah, I was literally like the chick with a Leatherman like the backpacking gear. Like I love, I used to fish and I love to like, Oh my God, I don't know why. When I was a kid, I loved maggots. You know what you go fishing?
I can get worms or maggots and the maggots come in sawdust. What did she just say? Did she just say that she likes maggots? I know it's so weird, but I thought they were so cute and like, you know, they come in a little cup full of sawdust and you can stick your fingers in and like, it's like a little squishy.
It's almost like a stress ball of maggots. I used to play with goodness. Okay. This is like 10 times more creepy than the knives.
I disagree. How old are you? I was like between, I don't know, eight and. Twelve, maybe.
You know what's really weird? You know, 10 year old Kate is actually calling in to the show right now. Oh my God. 10 year old.
Yeah. Hello. Is this Kate as a child? It's calling right now.
Hi, this is Katie from Ohio. Oh, hi. Sorry, we had a weird connection thing happen there. Hi, Katie.
Hey, what's up? I have a bull haircut, a unibrow. Wow, that's pretty cool. Yeah, I look like a boy and I play soccer and I love maggots and I look to slide in ditches and stand up covered in worms.
So you are what people would consider a. White trash. Okay. White trash.
Yeah, white trash. Tom girl. That's cool. When did you get into maggots?
Why do you have an affinity for touching maggots? I like bugs and frogs and I like to chase animals. I like to burn things with my magnifying glass. Better than your mind, you know, if you're doing it with a magnifying glass and it's not like a thing that you are lighting things on fire with your mind.
And that's okay. I used to light ants on fire as a kid. So I can relate to you, Katie. Yeah, me too.
I was about in karate and I beat up my brother in karate tournament last week and he's really mad. Now, did that affect, do you think that's affecting his development as a kid because that's kind of a hard thing to take as a kid being beat by your little sister? Yeah, I think that he's going to be ashamed for the rest of his life because I'll probably bring it up every Christmas in front of his children for the rest of his life. Wow.
I mean, that's a pretty good game plan that you got going on there. Yeah, I mean, we have a pretty violent childhood. So when we argue with each other, my mom sends us in the basement with boxing gloves and she says, work it out. Wow.
We do. You're pretty good, it sounds like, if you have a yellow belt. Yeah, yellow is really good. I'm hoping to get to black one day.
So if I'm at my 30s, I'll make it to some black. Well, we can only hope that you'll get to the black that you want to get to. Me too. Yeah, I hope so.
All right, Katie. Well, thanks for calling in. Oh my gosh, this was so fun. Hi, future Kate.
Hope you're not cuter. Do you have anything to tell your future self that you would want? So many things. Don't get married.
If you do get married, don't be a virgin. Don't get your boobs done. Don't get but friends with anyone in Hollywood until you've known them for two. Two years.
All right, that's some great advice. Sound advice. Sound advice. Thank you, Katie.
Hi. Damn, she's jaded. Wow, I guess that is one jaded ten year old. She's really jaded.
I mean, she said don't be friends with anybody until you know them for two years. I mean, that's crazy, man. Wow. How do you even hang out with someone for two years?
I know. I'm not be friends. It's almost like a weird troll riddle beneath the bridge. No, I'm going to have to sleep on that one.
That seems like an ambient tweet. Yeah. Yeah, the ambient tweet. Do you ever delete tweets the next day?
You're like, ah, that was. All the time. Yeah. I never really got into.
I smoked a little weed in high school, but then I stopped because it makes me so lethargic. Mm hmm. Like, there was a gear. I lived in Venice for five years and there was one year that every day for like a year, I was so tired.
I thought I had mono. I couldn't figure out what was going on. And then one day my neighbor left the door open and there's just pot smoke just wafting out all day. And I realized I was like, I think I'm getting like a contact eye all the time.
Yeah. So I don't smoke a lot, but one night, like this had to be like five years ago, maybe. Someone gave me a joint at the comedy store and I went to Ralph's on my way home. I put like some popcorn or something and I was sitting in my car smoking joint.
I ate like an entire bag of popcorn. The next day there's popcorn all over my car. And I'm sitting there like tweeting and I remember thinking, these are like the best jokes I've ever written. Like these are amazing.
These are the funniest things. Like I think anybody will ever hear. Yeah. And then I woke up the next day.
I'm looking at them. They're not even jokes. It's like can opener. Like that's it.
Just like buzz words for things that are like, yeah, that will help you open more food. Yeah, totally. But you know what's weird is, um, I, I've had a couple weird experiences with weed, like recently someone, okay. So Joey Diaz has, you know, you go on the road and when Joey's people show up, they just give you all kinds of weird stuff.
That's how, that's how Tony's people are too. They want to give you weed or something while you're in town. Yeah, exactly. So there's a girl that Joey knows and she actually gave me this stuff is awesome.
I'm grateful for it. She gave me this like spray. It's like binaka, but it's got THC. Is that what it, oil?
Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Anyway, I don't know.
Yeah. So, uh, it's supposed to help you sleep. I have trouble sleeping no matter what. So I've been using it, but what's weird is it doesn't put me to sleep.
It puts me into like twilight. Like, you know, when you go to the dentist and they put you under, but you're not really under so you can hear and hear. And what's happened and it's like creepy, but amazing is I've been remembering things like are in my subconscious that I forgot happened and it must be stuff I need to work out because I've been waking up with like these crazy epiphanies. I feel like I'm hypnotized and I feel like I'm floating out of my body and I can like watch everything happen.
It's so surreal. Oh, weird. Yeah, but I feel like I'm going to a hypnotist, but I'm doing it like just with the weed spray. Wow.
And a couple of times I've been like on stage doing a bit people listening to those are really in where did you do that again? No, for real. I'm going to find out and post it because I asked the lady to send me. I asked Joey, who is this lady?
I got to find her and then have her send me more weeds. I'm running out. I find out it's like crystal meth. I keep like I do this weird lucid dreaming thing where it's like I'm experiencing myself outside of my body.
Yeah, but you know what's wild about it is a couple of times I've been on stage performing and I've been doing bits that I've never done and they're hilarious, but they're not bad. Like it's not like the bad tweets when I'm high. I wake up in the morning and I remember it and a couple of them I've been new bits that like are amazing and I thought of them on the weed spray in my sleep. Oh, weird.
I know. I mean, that's what it is. I'll let you know. I had the only time I've had something strange like that happen, but it was just like something natural that happened.
I had a dream that I performed a song on Conan O'Brien's late night show and I literally remembered what I was singing in the late night thing and I literally I wrote it the next day. It didn't go anywhere. Like I posted on YouTube years ago, but it was one of those things where it's like it was so clear. Like I literally I was like, like I woke up and I started writing like exactly like because it was like killing in the dream and stuff like that.
It's just like, it's like a weird thing. Yeah. Yeah. Like we heard about the weed spray thing not to like tell the weed spray, but I remember it like normally if I don't get up and write it down in the moment, it's gone.
Yeah. On this, it's like I can't get up and write it down in the moment because when I do get up on this stuff, I'm definitely high. Yeah. Like I'm like a little stumbling like I'm definitely like half it's almost like ambient, but I remember everything the next day.
I will wake up and write down every single thing like it's crazy. It sounds like a are you familiar with the astral projection? Have you heard of that? Yeah.
It sounds kind of. Are you wicked? No, no. Oh, no.
And like Dr. Strange and stuff like that, both of those movies bring up astral projection. You got so freaked out whenever I said that. No, it's so weird you bring it up because I just dated a guy who was a wickin and he was like really into that stuff.
And I tweeted some jokes about it and it became kind of a problem. Oh, weird. No, it's just weird. He brought it up to us.
Like one of the odds because I had never heard of it until I dated this guy. And then since then it's a little odd because it's like this is like the second time someone's randomly brought it up and I'd never heard of it before. And then the TV is going out at the same time and it's like it's creepy. Yeah, this guy dated had a, he's like it's so mad at me, but that's okay.
Like a magic room in his house because wickens have like a place in their house. They practice and he said he wanted to take me to the astral plane. Oh my goodness. I know.
I've been doing jokes about it on stage of course. I'm like, I don't know. I put a whole store last time, whatever, but like, but we went in this magic room and you have to be naked in the magic room. Okay.
That sounds like a weird boy. Like, all right. Like here's the thing about the magic room. When you cross this barrier, you get to be completely naked.
I don't make the rules. Okay. This is the wickin law that I'm following. That's exactly what I said.
I go, this is the weirdest way guys ever got me naked. He was like, well, no, there can't be sex in the magic room. Like it's only for magic. And then you're like, oh, you a real freak.
I was like, I'm not coming in. Yeah. No, so we go in there. But the thing was, uh, I wish you could see your face whenever I said the words astral projection.
You looked at me like I had a ghost around me whenever I said that. It's so crazy because, okay, because this guy is like kind of famous and he got so mad that I tweeted jokes about it because he was like, people are going to know who I am to the point where now I'm like terrified to talk about it. But then it's like that could be a million people. Yeah.
Yeah. So you go. So you do go in the room. I'm just trying to make the picture for the listeners.
Okay. And for the listeners, it is like a secret hidden. It's a little room off of another room. It's like a bookcase.
It really is like a hidden room like that. Oh my goodness. Yes. Okay.
And it looks like it really just looks like a little wooden, almost like a sauna without the dry heat, like just a little tiny room. Okay. There's like some crystals and I don't know. There's a little window, whatever.
So we go in. Pocus pocus, DVDs in the corner. It's a whole thing. It's a whole thing.
Double, double, double, double. So, so we go in there and we sit down. But this is real. And we've been drinking a little and we smoked a little.
So like I was a little stone for sure. But we go in there and we start to do. So we sit in the inside across each other and we touch hands and then he starts doing whatever. The montage or the incantations or whatever.
Close your eyes. Yeah. And I swear, maybe it's because I was high, but like I started to really actually feel like a little bit of almost like a tugging. I felt like I was like being like, I don't know if his hypnotism or what, but I felt like I was being lifted up or something a little to the point where it creeped me out.
I was like, I don't think I'm good. I'm just, I don't want to do it. Did it feel like you were starting to be like about to float out of your body? Is it like?
This was way more intense. But in hindsight, now thinking about it, this guy, when I first met him was like, I'm really good at hypnosis. Like sometimes I wonder how much of the whole relationship I was hypnotized for. You are happy in this relationship.
And you're like, I am happy. Yeah, it was kind of like that. My penis size is completely normal. Yes, your penis size is completely normal.
So but yeah, that's that. I mean, I'm actually kind of fascinated by it now. Like that ended that relationship, but he did give me a book about Wiccan like practicing magic. I might read it.
That I mean, that stuff legit. But now I'm scared that he's doing black magic on me because he's mad at Twitter. The jokes and I really do get scared that he's going to go in his magic room and like put out spells that are going to kill me or something. Pity, pity, twit, twit, twit.
Okay, quick. Yeah, like what if he has a voodoo doll? I don't know. I don't know what happened.
I mean, he could have a lock of your hair that he's using. It actually could. I don't know. Just keep freaking you out even more and more.
But say to you, how are you making this up? Do you know how scared I am of this guy that after ended? I've never done this in my life. Like, definitely it was, it was definitely his fault.
I can say that. That's my fault. But this time it wasn't. But I sent him a gift and like an apology letter because I'm so scared he's going to do voodoo magic on me.
You want to leave it on good terms? Yeah. Yeah. So that's crazy.
But I'm safe. Yeah. I'm here. I'm in the present.
I'm living not in the astral projection state. So that's very good. Oh, God. So we've known each other for and probably I want to say at least six or seven years.
Yeah. Yeah. Five or six years at this point. How long have you been doing comedy in LA?
Well, technically the first time I did it was oh six. Okay. Like 12 years or whatever that is because so when I moved here, I really moved here to act like I had an acting degree and I'm like a musical theater minor. Did you know that I was like a musical theater nerd growing up?
You're seeing? Yeah. Totally. You're still seeing?
Yeah, I do. In fact, you were doing on stage? You know, I don't do it in stand up. I did at one point.
Like when I first started, I had a couple songs that I kind of worked in, but then I just sort of like stopped doing that. Okay. Everyone's all do like a song parody on Instagram. Like I did a parody of the Little Mermaid with a with a vibrator.
The you have to it's a fuckboy anthem. You have to see it. Whatever. Doesn't matter.
I don't say it because I'm afraid someone will take it because it's pretty funny, but I started writing a musical that I want to do here in Hollywood. Oh, cool. Yeah. And if I do it, I will totally hit you up to do it.