3 Dog Night 1 is the Loneliest Number Yes it is and that's why I have two guests on the show today, the Sklar Brothers. I could not be excited anymore guys for this for this double mint pleasure that's about to inhibit your ears. Man, this duo I love these guys. I've known these guys for years and this is one of my favorite episodes in a bit.
A lot of riff and some great phone calls from some strange places. I think we're gonna have some fun today. How's your guys week? Can I catch you at a good time or get you a bad time?
Do I need to come back and talk to you later? No, no, this is a good time. Guys, this is a good time. Let's talk it out.
Let's have a good week together. What do you say, huh? I did historical roast earlier this week. I did the live show in the belly room and it was the Walt Disney roast and I was making a mouse and a lot of people found my character and the makeup and the impression very terrifying.
But I'll post clips of that later and then I'll be posting clips of some former ones. A little bit later, a lot of people have been asking about the Ultimate Warrior. I will post that as soon as I can. And yeah, if you haven't been to the YouTube channel lately, I started posting a little clips that my buddy Gage T.
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He's been editing the video. He's been editing the audio, making my life 10,000 times easier. So thank you from the bottom of my heart Gage and check him out if you're in the Texas area. He's a stand up and he's super funny.
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You have to check out that Kill Tony episode to get context for that. Anyway, I have a little bit of an update on the SACS sponsor that I've been reaching out for guys trying to make that happen. And one of the things that I did this week was I actually sent out a packet to Yamaha. Yes, the number one SACS brand in the world, Yamaha, to see if they will endorse your boy.
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And I actually don't know what he looks like at all. So I started to wonder, what would it sound like if I read this letter and what I think this guy might sound like. And it might sound a little something like this. I work in a distribution company for a popular fast food chain.
Delivery drivers give free food from the chain ranging from burgers to full place of food daily, which they give away to us. I sometimes take food home and a few nights ago was one of those times. On my way home I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench and something told me to give it to him. It wasn't hard for me to sacrifice a meal that I hadn't even paid for to someone who needed it.
I live in Hawaii, so it isn't hard to find someone living on the street hungry. I now make it a point to take a plate whenever available and actively look for a person to give it to on my way home. Thanks for all the laughs you provide. I saw the infamous key to spruce live and hope to see you on Kill Tony again soon.
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And it's helped me, guys, too, it's helped me look out for ways where I can be kind to other people throughout the week. So, it's a great challenge to get everybody contributing positivity to the world. I love it. Little bits.
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I want to get right into this episode. Man, love the Squar Brothers. I know you guys do too. This is going to be fun.
Without further ado, it's Jason and Randy Squar, the Squar Brothers, on geremywinners. Welcome to the good life. Welcome to the good life. Welcome to the good life.
Welcome to the good life. We are in the good life. We're in that good life with the Squar Brothers. Thank you, brother.
What a treat to be on with you, man. Oh, man, it's always a treat to do. Oh, you know, don't let me start gushing over. Don't let me cry.
I'm already crying. I don't want to do this at the top of podcast, man. It's too much, man. We got nowhere to go, mostly from here.
I know. We can't hide anymore if we start crying at the top. We start talking to that voice for the next hour. That would be...
I couldn't do that. No, that'd be too much. Too much. Too much.
Like three Jeremy hotes up here. What? A lot of hand to the notes. Yeah.
Because my mom, I'm too hot to handle now. That is the song. Damn. It's very musical.
You just knocked over his TV on this. I'm sorry. You are very musical. You find out that this is not even a wall and we just all fall.
We fall into the comedy store. Yeah, we're so close to the ball into Mitzi's coffin. It's like, okay, this is like... Wow.
But I love that she has no one coffee still for us to go in. Yeah, man. It's open for us. Yeah.
That's three years. Two-year Open Casket. Which at the beginning sounded like a good idea. I wonder if there are a couple of people that showed up to Bush's senior H.W.
Bush's like Casket viewing. Wait, at times, damn this podcast ran into somebody who looks at this. And people and the people in the family were like, why is that guy here? You know what I mean?
Definitely a few people showed up. They're like, oh man. I was his mailman. You think there are some plus ones at the funeral or some plus?
Sure. They're like, did he even know Bush? Nope. Not the way we did.
I'm looking at this cast up like I know this dude. There are rules for plus ones at everything, right? There's a plus one. Plus one.
You can't get two drunk as a plus one. No. You've got to be on best behavior. You're my plus one.
You're representing the other person that you're there with. You're by extension. You can't be the person who throws up into the shrimp. You're the plus one.
You can't because it would be like your right arm punched your aunt in the face. However much you want to do it, you can't then just be like, I'm sorry, my right arm. No, that is attached to you. Yeah.
Plus one's attached to you. Plus one. You bear that? You bear that response?
Have you ever been bringing plus one to Bush's Casket viewing? Who am I? Who do you bring to Bush's plus one for his Casket viewing? I'm saying Cottie B.
She's gonna roll up there. She's my number one. Hey! Hey girl.
Hey girl. I want her and Nick Minaj to show up in the Stanton seat. I'm like, I got here first. Yeah, no, this is me.
The first time I heard Cardi B, I was like, what's going on? I thought Nick Minaj already had that. We met Nick Minaj. Did you?
Yeah. We were writing for, and we never really written for anybody. Her butt was the plus one to Bush's. Her butt was her plus one.
She's like, I got my bays. She's like, I'm not even first I asked my butt. Riding coach. So we were doing this thing on for VH1.
Kathy Griffin was hosting this thing in front of the troops. And I had a book wrote comedy for her. And Jeff Ross did it. He came out and did a set.
He was amazing. I was so good to see him. I was like 20,000 troops in Saudi san Diego, the military base down there. It was really, really funny, but Katy Perry was on the show, and Nicki Minaj was on the show.
Also, Ken was the situation. The situation did a little somethings. It's not getting in situations. This is quite the eclectic mix.
Nooking in the situation could be, like, if the show didn't exist. It could be like an Nathaniel Rayliff in the night sweats. Am I right? A bunch of white people in one black saxophone player.
the two of those references, I understand them, but no one else. But they're so polar opposite. Oh my God. One is like, they're pulling from different parts of, yeah.
Snooki, remember when she was like the most hated orange person in America? Yeah. Yeah. That was it.
There was a time where like, get her out. Can I get worse than this? The good days. I did chant locker up when I would see the Jersey show.
So did I. But yeah, so we were there, and we were writing for the show, and Nicki Minaj was on the show. She could not have been nicer. She was so nice.
And I was like, really? I'm going to take your side and every beef from here on out. Yes. Like she said, any diss track, I'm on your side.
She says, I'm about the Jews, stacking chips. I'm with you, girl. But that sounds like a gangster line, though. She said about the Jews, stacking chips.
That's like Hebrews. That's from all about the Benjamin's. You throw it out. I might slit.
You know, don't. Yeah. Yeah. No, but she was so nice.
Like I was not prepared for how nice she was going to be. And I was like, man, and then she was so nice. That was like, Nicki Minaj, she is so nice. She is so nice.
And then she made Katy Perry cry. Wow. We were there. There was drama Katy Perry like walked because I don't know.
She was like throwing shade to Katy Perry who I feel like. Also very funny. Also very funny and very sweet and very cool. I was like, oh, man, I'm on your train all the way.
And she just said something to her that was sort of like, I don't respect you or something like that. Oh, wow. And Katy Perry started crying. I start crying.
Like ran back to the trailer. I was like, oh my god, there's crazy drama going on. Yeah. You get these women together.
And it's like, and Kathy Griffin said, and Kathy Griffin made the joke that who was it about? OK, right. No, Bristol Palin. Oh, Bristol Palin, yeah.
White precious. She called her white precious. She called her white precious. What?
Bristol Palin called her the white precious. And that was pretty crazy. Yeah. It was funny because she knew that that was going to get heat.
And so in the prompter, we wrote a joke being like, oh, that's like the response to what we were expecting to get. We were like, oh, that's going to make you mad. Like two or three tags about how the audience was going to negatively react to that. So it wasn't like she knew it was going to kill.
She wasn't like surprised that people blew back at her. But it's pretty cool that she went for that joke in front of like, the military. I mean, we write with our friends, you know, like friends of our other comedians. You know who else wrote for that?
For that award show was a guy named David Wild, who was like a longtime Rolling Stones writer. And he just was like a fountain of awesome stories. That was very cool. He wrote for like every award show ever.
Crazy. Madness. Oh, I got it. Good.
Live. Yeah. Between every story. I got it.
Like that is crazy. I think back to that time, the Monage time. And then every time I saw her like on when she was on, I would always take her side for everything. Like she was on American Idol.
She was nice to an American Idol. And like, you know, you're getting to do it with Mariah Carey. And probably she's the instigator in the way I screwed up. And I'd be like, Mariah Carey, get out of her face.
Yeah, Mariah, I don't know what you're doing. Go out of her face and go throw a baseball behind you, bitch. Chill out. Worst first pitch ever.
I recommend to all the people listening to this or watching this. Go download or just watch Mariah Carey throwing out the first pitch. No, I've been doing that. Have you guys thrown out a first pitch before?
Where? So we threw out a first pitch in two places. One, in Cleveland, in the progressive field. So we were in Cleveland doing our podcast live or something.
We were doing a show on a Sunday night in Cleveland. And how does that come about? Like, who reaches out to you? So the people from the team.
From the Indians were like, hey, we hear you're in town. We have a game on Sunday. It was towards the end of the year that Cleveland was not in the playoffs. Before they started to like make runs into the playoffs.
So we said, yes. Let's do it. So we go to the field and like, we take it so seriously. Like, we're warming up.
We're throwing down in their cage now, probably while their real pitchers should have been warming up. But we were telling space away. I need 20 more for me. So we're throwing and we're and we get out on the mound.
And I went under like sidearm, sidewinder, sliders. Oh, I just went like kind of. I think you threw it about 75 miles. I whipped it so hard.
That the catcher had to jump up to catch it. But he was great. But so I did was like, I'm going to do a joke. And so I like came set in the stretch.
And I faked like I was throwing to third and then turned around. Like I was going to throw it first. Before I did my pitch. Classic stupid gag.
Are we not going to do a gag? You got to do a gag. I mean, come on. I do a gag.
So I did that. And then, and supposedly, the guy in the press box right next to where we ultimately sat within the team's box got mad that I did that. Some old 68-year-old dude. Throw it.
Throw the damn ball. Like, yeah, really mad. And so I came back up and said, hey, that guy was yelling at you for your little bit that you did. And I confronted him.
And I'm not like the kind of person we confront people. But I was like, hey, man, I heard you were upset about that. He's like, throw the damn ball. And I'm like, you're at a Cleveland Indians game in September.
You want the game to start? Yeah, what is your early? Go have a beer if you don't like whatever. It almost became like that thing about like, I was talking at this comedy show because it's my birthday.
It's like, shut up. Yeah. You don't like, who cares? So that, the video of us throwing the pitch out, which was taken from the box.
He even hear the guy off the camera be like, shut up. So if you go to YouTube and look up, scratch the rock first pitch, do that. So we did that. And then we got a chance to, in St.
Louis, throw out the first pitch on Jose Ocando, Bobblehead night. When Jose Ocando was a guy who played for the Cardinals when we were kids, he went and came up with the Mets. And he never was a starter, but he famously played all nine positions in one year. And he did, and he also played every position of the Carmsutra.
Yeah, he's done a slightly different flip book. He foot fucked several people. He fucked them with his foot. But he was known as the Secret Web.
They called him the Secret Web when both of the Carmsutra and for baseball. And we love the guy. We did like a whole special on ESPN about how we thought. We were trying to get him into Cooperstown, which if you're a utility player, it means you're not good enough to start.
So you just fill in for everybody. But we're like, why isn't there that at Cooperstown? Like, how come there isn't a thing for that? So look, there is a best supporting actor and actress role in the Oscars.
Like Randy was watching the AVN the six month repeat after it was on the Porn Awards. The Porn Awards. And I just started live tweeting the six month repeat of the AVN. I was going to say, that can't age very well.
Just like the Porn Stars. I'm sorry. So it's like there was a category at the AVN Awards for Best Acting. Best Acting in a Porn.
I'm like, that is like at the Oscars. At the Oscars having a category for Best Anal. Which you know, for Best Anal goes to Meryl Streep. Again!
Oh, straight straight. She gets it every year. Straight straight. Do you think that there's porn actresses or porn actors?
There was a porn in starring Meryl Streep. It would be called Streep legal. OK. Do I think there were?
Do you think that there's any porn actors out there who get some of those awards and then they go back into the regular auditioning game and be like, I've got some. Well, it's like if you have the award at the audition, you just put it down. OK. You want me to slant?
Let me slam this shit down first. Boom! Best actor. Best Anal at a porn.
Best Anal. Do you want me to go through the front door or the back door? Boom! Oh, I got to this audition.
Boom! So we did throw the first pitch on. And so Randy thought he could go back. So they let you, since it's two of you, we'll go back to back.
Yeah, back to back. Jay went and then I went. No. Is that a lot of pressure?
Is that even more pressure? Because usually it's only just one slant of pressure. It's very odd because it's very odd. Because what did he win first?
So Randy went first. OK. And so were you feeling that? Like right after he threw it?
Well, he threw it. So I tried to do the side-arm thing again. And I didn't really judge how far. Our kids were on the field.
We had these hats on that had cameras on them. So that they could record us throwing the pitch. And that was the whole thing, which was really cool. And so O'Kendo was the guy who's a coach, who's now like third base coach.
He's like 50 years old. He's like a little bit of a nudge by 50, 52 years old. He bent down with a regular glove to catch it. So he's not like a regular catcher who's going to move in any direction to get the ball.
So he's not going to help you out in any way. You better be right in his glove or else he's not catching it. I mean, still a great athlete. But at the same time, he's not going to move around for the ball.
So I went to the side. And there was a professional photographer photographing us. Like, did you use that as your comedy headshots for a while? I just hate pitching jokes.
And so I bent down and went to throw it aside. I'm after they did a really nice announcement for us. And it's early enough in the game where people are still showing up. It's not like 50,000 people are watching this.
It's more like 25,000 people are there. Still out of people. OK, even with half or three quarters away, two thirds full. So I throw it.
And I go and it goes. I mean, I threw it. My joke is I threw it so far left. I brush back Rachel Maddow.
Hey, guys. I threw it so far left. I threw it. Do a hard ball to Chris Matthews.
OK. What is this? The 11th hour with Brian Williams here. So I threw it so.
It's made Bernie Sanders some chin music. I threw it so far left. OK, though, doesn't even make an effort to cross and try and hits this old photographer in the shin like an 85 year old. He's not at all.
He was probably like 72, but he was he seemed much older than that. A tall photographer taking my picture. Just nailed him in the shin. So mad that the mascot Fred Bird, who's the crime.
I had to go over and comfort the guy. Yeah, comforted the guy after I looked at me like, what are you doing? And I once he did that, I'm like, no matter what I do, it's not going to be as bad as that. And then I threw a little bit of a curve, hooked it in right.
OK, that was just on it. And it was a great. It was a and our kids were literally on the field with us. So cool.
It was so fun. But I was really upset about throwing it to guys. You'll never believe this. But the photographer who was.
He did it through. I mean, I think we have him on the line right now. He's calling in. Hello?
Is this the old man that the squad brothers hit? Did I hit? All right, sir. Hello, you got to speak into the monster.
Speak into the monster. Yeah, sir. Sir, I first of all, I want to apologize. Because I wasn't throwing at you.
I didn't feel like I just lost my leg. You lost your leg. You lost your leg. It's OK that you lost your leg.
I mean, I still think you need your leg. The line behind that is not good at all. I saw all this. You're OK to lose the leg.
You're going to lose your life soon enough. It's OK. It's not OK. This old guy seems pretty cool.
So cool. Can you still take pictures for the team? You can't. I lost my income, but it's OK.
OK. It's not OK. It's not OK. I don't know why you're not suing me.
I feel like I would sue me. I feel like the reason why you were going to call in was, you know, you were disgruntled. Yeah. So I just wanted to hear if I'm so bad for you.
You felt bad for me. I know. It was a little embarrassing. And when you put it that way, who did lose more?
I feel like I lost more than that day. You lost a little feeling. That's right. It's not OK, though.
I don't think it's OK. It's not OK. It's not OK. It's not OK, no, it's OK.
It's not OK. It's OK. No, it's not OK. It's not OK.
That's the whole thing that we're going to create. I'm going to establish. But we're not getting across. We're establishing what he thinks is OK.
Right, right, right. What about waterboarding? How do you feel about that? It's OK, I don't understand.
It's not OK. What do you think about sex trafficking? It's not OK. It's not OK.
It's not OK. It depends with child trafficking. What's going on? Is there anything that is not OK with you?
We've got to figure that out before we let you go. By the way, I bumped it up to child trafficking. It's a sex driving island child. You gotta keep one of those.
Okay, so okay. Does that make a difference if it's child versus Your ethics scale is very very frightening I can't I can't it's really frustrating. I've been standing there a while You think I'm too dumb to hate anything I'm too dumb or that I've never stood a stoplight before to ever press the button He's absolutely right. It's not okay.
They keep hitting in there. It's like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I already pressed it. I already took care of that. I love that you just walked up at us Look by looking at what I'm wearing assume that I didn't get it right.
It's not okay. It's not okay Yeah, but in terms of foot traffic across a walkway not okay I'm having to cut it off right below the knee I Don't take to the bottom of the state. It sounds like it could be very infected It's not okay, please go get a check. Yeah Randy do you feel better about I feel a little worse You know I felt like he was trying to like it is all of you The more he was trying to make me feel better the worse I thought you know those Yeah, I was giving you a like it's like putting more gas on that fire.
So no no don't feel bad or golden I thought he was maybe you were right. He wasn't more feminine. I remember to but I mean I'm surprised He sounded not even strong enough to take a picture. We hold up the You know what I mean?
But you know since the accident happened that he's losing a lot of blood because of that he has been able to do his job And you know what ran just don't beat yourself up. I want he says it's okay. I feel okay. Oh, man I gotta take this another calls coming in.
It's actually the guy who yelled at you guys Yeah, sir, sir You yelled at us like way back actually adjacent And I told you at the game and I said I took offense to the fact that you wanted him to start the pitch What we would such a rush to see I wanted to see the game that I paid for I can find which fine We all we all we didn't we didn't pay for the game, but there's a little you don't like a little bit of fun before You're making a mockery out of my favorite sport. Yeah, but yes the first pitch We're not making a mockery of the game with the first pitch you made a mockery the game that seasons Indians Slick st. Louis kids and you think that you can disparage the Indians. I don't agree with it one I Don't first of all the time the Indians could be disparaged.
Yes And you know what you're right They've gotten better and maybe the fact that I made fun of the game that they played inspired them to be more competitive in September So people like us couldn't be throwing it together if we're talking around at your first pitch ceremony Then maybe it's time to start step and think that we're gonna new manager Let's do a thing. We're like look it's not gonna be the squad brothers, you know throwing out the first pitch in late September It's gonna be Joe Rogan. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Like let's bump it up.
Let's bump everything up a notch You would love it first of all he might crush the ball in his hand I don't know if we're saying Indian But if he put the ball on a crossbow and stood it on Let it on fire and then shot it into the mitt that'd be great And then turned around and we let a few wild animals loose and he shot those and then serve them at the concession stand later But the burgers would you would you be down with that? Okay? All right, see okay? So we figured it out We're gonna go I do think that we sir have we appeased you in any way she'll form We'll get on that Joe Rogan.
I actually apologize about yelling it. Thank you. This is what I love and there isn't enough of this in this country Resolutions. Yes, and someone I made a mistake, okay?
These are words that do not get spoken in today's America No, this is actually the first time I've ever said sorry. I got this married sir Oh, I about seven times before. Yeah, well there's probably was said sorry once in a while you'd still be with I don't know about that well He at least he said he made a mistake and so that's the first step for the first step That's the first step I would say admitting you made a mistake is the first step to admitting that you made a mistake. Yes, all right Goodbye, thanks.
Oh, well that you know what's so cool about that is because you know obviously in the heat of the moment Jeremiah I was angry at him and I came at him really hot. Yeah, you came in him with some high heat I don't know if he deserved that well, but he did really apologize to him No, I was actually surprised how quickly he just like you know, well, you know what? You're under to you dude. I don't like to apologize you're You're intimidating.
I'm a very I would say that you're more intimidating than Randy I am five foot seven and I have to do this a pure pure pure pure Jewish Dimely like a hanaka candle ready to explode hanaka like leaning over towards over towards a envelope A candle of TNT yes, I'm teeming over towards a box of envelopes this old town could go down Yes, and speak I mean in the context of the wildfires that we just survived in California. That's a big deal Yeah, I mean hanaka should have been a guy's we're just doing electric lights this year I think it's cool Jeremiah that you're gonna have a gender reveal party for your own for yourself I think that's you know a lot of people see behind you I know my wife is gonna get a cake she's gonna cut into an and she's gonna see my doubt Your gender is it's gonna be a great moment. Please invite me that I will definitely do that It's interesting because what if what if we have on the line right now the the owner of the cake shop Who is actually the chef for that my gender reveal part exactly? And so he's on the line right now if you would it's an Italian bake shop and he's making a cake for you Hello Hello these sound do you speak do you speak English?
You make it a cake for me a Gender reveal cake for me. Yeah, let me ask you something now. There have been a lot more recently This wasn't something that we grew up with have you what is your name sir? I mean a Luigi Oh No Steve I've been going to for years so you cut my hair Okay, so you mean people compliment my hair all the time Walkings Right right right right so I you come my hair actually have a special You keep cutting prices now Steve you are the Italian chef of The gender reveal cake So I said what is this a new thing because we didn't really have to Okay, right now I have a special request for my gender Right, okay, so I would know I have it I haven't quite decided you know which direction I'm gonna go there Okay, so what I would like for you to do No, no inside the cake.
I want you to make half of the cake beef, okay, and then the and then the other No, I want half of it to be beef for a beef cake and the other have to be fish, okay? Yes, so obviously Put sausage on the left side and I want you to put fish so Okay, you can totally do that but basically Make sure it's evenly split down the middle because I'm actually going to decide which gender I'm gonna be based on Yeah, I only charge six dollars a cut of the cake. Why do you keep lowering it? Kind of is worrying me that the prices keep me going down now I gotta charge you the kind of cake.
I understand that but I Understand that but no, you know, we want you to cut it a cake myself $5 Alright fine, but here's the question. So if it comes up if you cut into the fish part Girl if you cut it into the beef He's a good boy. Yeah, it's pretty that makes total sense Find out you're a girl through this cake Jeremiah. Yeah change.
Do you change your name? I think my area Jerry Jerry Watkins Jerry Watkins with the beautiful Okay Prices you keep cutting hair you got to control Steve you cut your cut into yeah You're gonna do a bridge I Was so he's out that is an unbelievable because he kept cutting prices You know, I almost wondered if I could get him to like you listing things and he would pay you to cut stuff You never know what people like that all they want to do is just please the people in it that is something that's missing in society I feel like people wanting to please people wanting to do a good job and say look I want your business Well, you know, you know, this is it if that guy cuts your hair for $7 and does a great job You're here for life. This is why you got to go to small businesses. Great.
They only work with you They care about you if you are the lifeblood of this you are in some Right if there's a massive like national gender reveal cake company Then they're they're not gonna care there Johnny Johnny manager who's like 18 years old care He's just a big change and reveal cake company. Yes. What would some names of the big change mister or Mrs. Fields There you go.
Oh, that's great, and it's all cookie cakes and you just don't know mister or Mrs Fields. I'm in I'm already there. That's that's got you kind of can't beat that I would call it having your cake and eating it too Because you can't have both ways you can actually have it both ways here if you're having your cake and eating it too Is a gender reveal cake for her not for that for her math for that's pretty strong I mean both I mean both of those are great names That was your reveal or if your reveal was that this child is is a her math for that unbelievable is Jamie Lee Curtis The cake is made of activity. It's just a full just yogurt As soon as I'm saying as soon as the candles are lit everyone just start shooting it on the spot Yes, and just Activity a flavored cake would by the way great great great gag to do right at already an activity a flavored cake That's a lot so there's the gag the old guys that everyone talked about doing but no one ever did which ever do this I'm gonna get a kegabear kegabo duels.
I'm gonna make it a seat which of my friends aks truck Now you get to see who's really themselves. Yeah, who's who's playing who's here is doing nothing for me? Dude, yeah, okay. I'll see someone really tell him.
It's a duel your friend starts becoming like super racist like Oh, it's like Here's the thing Hey, hey, I can't control it man. I'm just wasted I'm just so sloppy right now. It's oh tools Jeff. It's a dual wait what Jeff.
It's oh, duels that we're having here I'm not gonna be starting on this a silly Stop slurring your language. There's a guy the guy made this cake is Sicilian for Christ's sake. Oh, yeah He's it he cuts prices, right? Yeah, it's prices.
That's hair because kids dicks. He's unbelievable. Oh, yeah, speaking of jigs Don't get started with the shoes. I'm drunk.
I was so drunk. I know you're not this is so duels. It's not a hoggier Big partner you ever have a course cutter. Yeah, okay It's not you guys fukin for three days of Fred a course go to sorry you were fukin for three days Hey, he's he's fine.
He's not he's putting on an act dude. I had a red bull once and I was up for nine days That's not true. No, it's not true nor is it possible red bull cannot keep you up for nine red bull keeps you up for Gave me wings, but it also might have been the message. Okay.
Well, that is it on our old show chief seats There was a guy I was a guy Michael Schalter was show alter played Ron Parker It was chief seat without a marker and there was one line. He did I was recently showing it to my son It made me laugh so hard just by the emphasis of the word that he got he's like I'm gonna go to the staff Ridge and I'm gonna grab myself a red bull The emphasis on the bull putting making bull the operative word of that phrase made me laugh So it was the dumbest non-joke silly thing to do But I was laying in bed with my son showing it on the phone and I thought I was not gonna be able to catch my breath ever again I was laughing so hard at that show after being show over that's I love a win ever people who are usually like not familiar Something or sometimes elderly people put the emphasis on the wrong that's my favorite But that's what he was doing. He was trying to be an out of touch. He was trying to cool But he was out of red bull I'm gonna go to the average and I'm gonna grab myself a red bull It's perfect it made me so happy it's so funny how little things like that just make you dude one of my favorite Memories of you guys is when we were doing a moon tower in Austin and for I don't know how long maybe at least five minutes straight straight We're all seeing Bowie died of space.
Yeah. Well, it was the opening to the opening was a musical interlude on Moon age day dream, which was a song I'm not a guy So fun and then there's just a point where it like it just keeps playing keep playing it goes All right freak out all far out and all this stuff and then we just started getting an entire crowd of people to be like Oh, he did not die of cancer. He died of spaceades everybody. Bowie died of spaceades Bowie died of spaceades Bowie died of spaceades Bowie died of spaceades Bowie died of spaceades So it's just and got a whole literally the entire anton's to sing that and it was an homage to him I mean look he's probably the only guy who's ever died of spaceades.
Yeah. Oh wow Bowie's going in right now. Oh, he's going in right now. Hello.
Hi David. Oh, you're calling from the great beyond I'm calling from the great beyond. Oh man. Oh, can we just say we're enormous fans here?
Thank you so much. I even love Lazarus. Can I just say that your final the last I let you on extras I thought you were really good on extras. Why did you think of my film the labyrinth?
Oh, I thought it was great It was a little confusing. It was like a maze like try to get through it and sometimes you couldn't get through it It's actually a metaphor for life. Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is and now death So can you describe what the great beyond is like is it what's there?
You're in space Thank you Man, dude, this is so great to talk to you about all this stuff. So all you do. Well, I think the question is a lot of people thought you died of cancer We obviously positive You contracted AIDS not not from a blood transfusion not from sex with a man not from sex with a woman Although all those things you've experienced multiple times in your life I was smiling from the great beyond when I heard all of his singing in Austin That's all good. You put the ass and asteroids.
You really put the ass and asteroids in the ass and asteroids and you and you took one for the team and to truthfully We will never ever fully understand Space AIDS until we get some sort of we're gonna take a step by asking you Oh, yeah, I did. Thank you. Thank you very much. So which is is that one of your sponsors today?
Is Jeremiah still here? I don't know where he is, but I don't this show brought to you by Thank you. I mean the fact that space is sponsoring the show. It's sort of the the intergalactic disease base square space It's square space a square space a square space a square space If I was not a problem, they've been sponsoring me for a while.
Of course they have of course they have I'm looking for more sponsors by the way. I'm doing a new podcast from the great beyond You're doing a podcast on the great. We should do it with you. We should call it Ziggy Scott us.
Can we do that? Please do that Jay it's just us and David Bowie from the great beyond suffering or it you know This is quite the name fellas. I enjoy it quite a bit Ziggy play the squad. Come on.
I mean Jamming with Jason and Randy And a month though And a couple of scores Come on, please play those guitars. I mean listen I can't play those two scores I I think I think Ziggy Scott us would be a great podcast. I want to what we talk about Jay I mean our Bowie whoever wants to answer that question. I mean I think we should talk about sports Does no one do sports?
I don't know much about sports, but you could learn I can maybe learn right you can learn about sports You can learn about space sports. I can learn there's actually a lot of space sports out here What kind of space sports are there? Well, there's interdimensional star wrangling That's a star. I'm a star wrangling fantasy league and I have actually I should I be sitting Zaxios this week or should I be playing her?
You should be playing her. Okay, I'll put her. She's a good flex option. She's a good flex option I appreciate who are some of your choices for your intergalactic star wrangling team.
I got Zaxon Starting I've got new clothes new clothes well new closest to backup But you know what the guy who's in front of him is on a buy I was thinking in playing I am by you are on a buy every week Thank God and I've got a plutin on plutin on was gonna I was gonna start plutin on I dropped him last season because the calf string and sedent Oh, yeah, I remember that I remember that and also you were carrying one too many Wranglers. You got to have like it was because of the What is Bowie doing right now is he reaching to his bag of tricks? He's learning how to speak in a different way and what I first saw It's can really affect a star wrangling team and a star wrangling fantasy team and it and and and as he saves as a serious condition It is claimer after listening to this podcast you may encounter space aids And the thing about it is this if we continue to you know think it's not real and think it's a joke But we're only gonna see more and more cases of space people might be mad that we're talking about this We're bringing attention to Corey Haynes spaces a face-aids effects four out of five intergalactic beings Okay, so Corey Haynes space is the guy who's a guy who guarded Jupiter six moon space aids OJ Simpson Matt Lauer did not have space a gave it to another woman He's a carrier carrier it was dormant within him Behind a press the door on his desk and on the desk and then he gave space a space a space to an intern Which is not fair. Have you guys seen that in the net special?
I have not seen it. I've seen it. Yeah, I Think that I don't think that I love the discussion that is a colony or is it not counting Yeah, it's whatever you want it to be and that's this by the way the same conversation people have about space It's is it space or is it not space it is space aids aids? It what is it?
What is it? What is it? I watch that in that special I got space a you guys Straight from the thing here's what I would say to people. It's a special so it is special and that's all you can say about it Right it's special it is a special yes I'd rather enjoy that special of course you did because it was about it was breaking very one self-breaking barriers Bringing things down maybe tickling people in an area.
They don't want to be Tickleish on the tip of your nose Bowie Oh nice with a feather on the 14th vertebrae that to me new album by Bowie Stick it in your ear and start to say Great great out. That's fantastic. We lost Bowie I don't know where I went you know awesome, but you know what he's with us at all That's about all time. I really like him, but we lost connection with him.
He'll never leave our hearts Yeah, let's get in this next segment. We're sure standing out I reached out to people on the social media's and asked my brother's any questions What would it be you know? It's very funny out of any guess that I've had on the show you know the least no no no the most sexual questions out of And I went through I might ask you one of Jenna Jameson and all people want to talk about is how she's dropping away She does a lit 80 pounds just came out. It's just the way it just drops off with her kaleo diet Kaleo So I'll go some non-sexual So at imminent pulse are on Twitter Do you compete against each other to be the funnier slash healthier brother if so is it harmful or beneficial funnier and healthier or too Dye metric.
Yeah, you're funny. You're usually pretty you're a healthy. I don't think like my one Joe Piscopote like just worked out all the time Oh, he lost he worked out all the funny out. Oh, yeah I was so weird like you to like you bang the funny into the babysitter So I look I think for us Randy and I you know because our fates are tied to each other You know if either one of us is being funny it ends up helping the two of us and so we kind of come from this mentality We didn't we never had a competitive Strict yeah, I don't sit around and by the way, you know it if you just feel it in here You can't make yourself feel competitive you can't force the competitiveness and you can't force it out of you Right, I think if you are naturally competitive then you like I've met naturally competitive We know competitive people who just can't handle anybody else's success or anything.
I'm super competitive, but I'm extremely logical If that makes sense Yeah, like I'm like I'm like I'm like a go getter and like if you if I play somebody in sports like I you know I'd want to win but I'm not gonna be like I'm not gonna ruin a relationship over losing or whatever. Correct. Yeah I have a strong sense of justice So if I feel like someone is unjustly being taken down or an injustice is happening That's when my competitive dander gets raised and then like I can't allow anything to get to slip by I have to fight back Yeah, so there's like a little bit of a fight in me that is that way But never really on the two of us now we demand a lot out of each other in the way that you would I mean you probably are very Hard on yourself or you want yourself like if you're not up to the level that you demand of yourself Then you probably are like what am I doing? I gotta get I gotta get together We actually are that way with each other and maybe that's because we shared DNA Well, I think I mean definitely it's part of that But I you know I have a music comedy duo Pat Reagan and all and same way with working with anybody who I've been in duos or trios Whether it's like the wave whether it's Reagan a wackens or working with like Josh on the tires on the comedy jam The way I talked to those guys because we're so closely working I have like I've gotten more mad at them than anybody else probably than your wife Oh, I've never taught my wife the way that I've talked to like Pat Reagan or something creative or after performance like right What was that?
Yeah, because you demand a lot of them like if the other person after sex with the wife you're like What was that? What was that? What the fuck on the stick? Don't bail on me bail on that we were on that you didn't commit literally get on the stick Get on the stick Spacey Now do you guys I mean I know you probably auditioned for a lot of stuff together But do you guys go against each other for certain roles is that hard to not get competitive with?
You know what ends up at it I don't think we get competitive But we do like in a weird way you like want to succeed and then in other ways success creates more issues and problems Like I booked a pilot for a true TV a couple years ago and and he didn't we both went up for the same role And then once I got it even though it didn't become a show But had it become a show that we would have had to deal with like my ability for other stuff And what we were doing it was just that was stressful it put a new level of stress on the two of us You know I did a curbing enthusiasm and then once I did that and I wasn't like a regular character that could bring in another person I just was a guy in a shop who fought with Larry that then meant that Randy probably couldn't do the show and that was kind of a bummer And so there are certain moments like that and I think you know we wrote a roast joke about it We were roasting each other on the Rose battle I said every time we've actually gone up against each other one of us has gotten the role It's been me and I was like so Randy will get another acting role on his own when Kevin Spacey gets a kid's choice It could have it could totally have but no, but there is something that's sort of interesting I don't know why that is maybe I just had better performances in those moments because we both had decent performances and things And we've done things separate from each other but I'm that can be competitive in a weird way But then it ends up being more like Yeah, logistically, but it's also like since you guys do an act together and you have such similar sensibilities It's I'm sure like like kind of like what was the thing you're more like a curiosity Right or they're just like a lot of times if we both go out for something we'll cancel each other out People I don't know who to choose between the two of them So yeah, yeah, so they're out of it, you know You can't see so a lot of times we'll go in on roles that for one person and say what if it was two and and you either get to the Very end and it's a different choice from the first one and people create enough to choose it You get it and then you get to do what you want to do or that's the reason why you don't get it got you That makes sense at yay pizza My buddy Jared Sova from Kansas City. Do you have any hatred for Kansas City? Is that a real rival rivalry hashtag STL versus KC? I don't think there is although I am fascinated with and we've been to Kansas City Kansas Kansas City, Missouri Dude whenever I say I'm from Kansas City because I'm from on the Kansas side No, they look down their noses.
No, no, sorry. What's down there knows that Kansas? Oh, absolutely Whenever I say I'm from Kansas City people are cool which part and then I'll be like oh this side They're like oh you're from Kansas, okay, okay? Okay, I feel like we said this in our Santa when we were there that there should that we should build a wall between Kansas City, Kansas And Kansas City Missouri not between Mexico and America.
No, you know we should make pay for it Mexico, Missouri Yeah, let's be able to take in our jobs The caravans are coming up from the family from tabletop Look, I think there's a caravan of people coming from Joplin. We got to stop it We got to stop in Kansas. He has the worst airport by the way in America. It is just a circle of hell You just are walking on it's one of those things right up to it.
I think it's one of the easiest Oh, it's easy, but then it's a point in time. We're like where's our luggage? Where do we go down to get our luggage? There's no down like where's our luggage?
Oh, they just threw a bunch of bags like over by Starbucks It's like where we're gonna prison it's I don't know and maybe because they're but I love flying in there Because it's so easy it is easy, but just like it does at times you're like should there be like it does feel like you're in like a prison It's like a concrete. It's a circle. You feel like you're walking the yard like here Where's the bag? I'm asked the guy asked a guard up in the crow's We'll be working out with free weights next to Starbucks.
That's feels I think a guy is bench pressing my luggage right now It's your descent when you get out on the airport punch the biggest guy you see Yeah, and she doesn't don't be anyone's bitch that should never be come out of a store before you get into this airport We have to take your shoes Kansas City Airport slogan don't be anybody. Yeah, they took our shoelaces when we got there was like they didn't want to hang our They gave us velcro issues as well. I was it said here Fill this pillowcase with coke hands and just start swinging. I just started working at the Kansas Library There's in flight ramen I found God before I found my suitcase exactly.
I was like I'm gonna go to the airport and the area I found God before I found a shoe shot. What's going on there? So there's no really not really any Kansas City beat us in the 85 world series if there was into replay Yeah, we would have won so yes, you feel a little bit of anger But they're cars have won a bunch of sense of it cares yeah And this is what I will say lastly by Kansas City Kansas City to me always felt like a little more west So it's a little cooler is a little more open than St. Louis.
So a little more like wild Do you like the barbecue better and St. Louis or Kansas City? It doesn't really have to do so is now salt and smoke is all smoke is Really good and then we went to when we did which one we go to Arthur Bryan's yeah, and just people yelling at you Yeah, I take your order. Yeah, yeah, please stop yelling me here.
We go My favorite Arthur Bryan's is like was Arthur Bryan's on the menu is the logo is a guy Yeah, logo is a guy in a top hat and tux and like spats like when this guy like like the way you wear Right loves to go My barbecue I need a My barbecue Where is my pulled paul sandwich? I would love to see my gloves are on I'd like to eat it yes But forget the moist toilets. I have white gloves. I have Yeah, we did like barbecue and the other thing we love there is there was like like level 39 That's a there was the Negro Leagues Museum.