Yeah, we are back in it. Thank you for tuning back into Jeremiah wonders. How are you today? Your boy is back in town after a fresh trip from Phoenix, Arizona little tired but recording this intro for y'all Yeah, thank you for other people came out to kill Tony in the stand-up shows in Phoenix, Arizona this weekend Had a blast that show will be up soon on YouTube and all the other platforms speaking of all the platforms this podcast Jeremiah wonders Is now on Spotify people can fasten for it.
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Mm-hmm Yeah, no broken arm can hold your boy down last year. I broke my arm skateboarding. Yeah, some people say maybe you should quit Maybe you should give up Hey, I like it. Okay.
It's fun. It gives me adrenaline. I'm being more careful this time I'm not biting off more than I can chew right now So I skated this weekend with Joel Berg in Phoenix and our buddy Eric over at realitygrip tape realitygrip tape calm made kill Tony band Grip tape. I've never even seen anything like this before you got to check it out.
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No, I'm not but I I'm in it for the love of the game Well now guys, I'm gonna play you a little taste of what's to come with my guest today Ryan sickler Ryan sickler Yeah, thank you DJ McCray you can hear him and watch him spinning on twitch most nights of the week at DJ McCray Let's talk about my guest today Ryan sickler. I absolutely love this guy You guys are gonna love him as well. You may know him from his former podcast with Jay Larson the crab feast You may have seen him tell stories on this is not happening. He's amazing stand comedian as well as a producer and he's got a new podcast I want you guys to check that out.
It's called the honeydoo And he's also got a new album out on all the platforms called get a hold of yourself And go pick up a copy of his new album. All right guys Yeah, we'll get into more of that here in a little bit I want to get into the kindness challenge this week every week I challenge you guys the listeners as well as myself to do something nice to something kind for a stranger or maybe somebody that You know out of the kindness of your heart just to contribute something positive to society and make that happen, right? It's the kindness challenge Did you do it? Did you do something like that this week?
Did you do something nice or somebody you didn't know or maybe you know? Hmm well somebody sent me one you can email your submissions to Jeremiah wonders at gmail.com You can also send me some music submissions as well there But this kind of challenge actually comes from Phoenix So this I was just there gonna read one from Phoenix and this beat is from omaj productions calm and I thought What if I read the voice that I hear whenever I was reading this letter? I started wondering what this what does this guy sound like? I'm never To talk I've never I've never seen this guy so I started to wonder what he sound like What's up Jeremiah my name's Pete and I live in Phoenix Arizona It's usually high around front of it in the winter so you can get cold, you know what I mean about a week ago on my way to walk my dog I saw homeless guy frozen to death side like this first thing in the morning was startling to say least I thought of your kindness challenge and Grabbed a blanket and jagged for my house kept it on my car and saw another homeless person who looked cold and hooked them up Your chill Pete Zorensen Thank You Pete for submitting that that kind of challenge.
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We're at 317 reviews I'd love to get the over 500 reviews the next couple months. I'm looking at the stats I'm looking at the numbers way more people listen to this podcast than that thousands of people are listening to this podcast So do me a lot of a solid to your pal Jeremiah head on over to iTunes leave that review While I read a few tour dates, I'm gonna play some music that a listener submitted. They're a freak slash faux cabaret punk band from San Diego You're listening to I hope you're happy from pink eye Kansas City. Yes, Kansas City Here I come Kansas City.
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Maybe perhaps he's gonna be feet Don't some music. Oh, I'm so excited for you guys see that show. It's gonna be such a treat Kansas City get your tickets stand up on spot I'm doing two shows a month in February and March so definitely come to one of those February 5th March 12th and 26 if you haven't seen that show yet. That's my baby.
You got to come see that you got to see the show live It's communities going up with no prepare material asking on its first suggestions and creating stand-up on spot gold Happens in the moment of these shows and it's so cool to be a part of it and witness the comedic geniuses that do the show You got to come see it I'm also gonna be in Manchester Dublin Ireland Ira Lynn Calgary Philly Austin all the next couple months check my website or most of those are with Tony Hinchcliffe through stand-up or Kill Tony so check his website as well I want to thank Gage to arena for editing the audio and video on this podcast I don't know if you've been noticing on the video clips that I post on Instagram or maybe you're watching on YouTube later after this audio I suppose it he's doing some great things and we're building up this this thing to make it more and more like a vision that I've always wanted to show to become so it keeps growing and you guys are growing with me And I appreciate your support Ryan sickler is my guest today We had a blast man. We told a lot of stories I love listening this guy's story if you're not familiar with his stand-up. He's such a good storyteller I love his style and We we just share a lot of good memories together guys. We talk about it today Okay, so we also it's a good rest there's some good columns and some library columns and stuff like that I think you're gonna dig so without further you please welcome my pal Ryan stickler to Jeremiah Yeah, he was still alive when I was burying him I buried him up to his neck cut his eyelids off covered his head and syrup and faced him in the Sun Let the ants have Adam and I was just sitting back here eating a bowl fruit And then we went we were all three banks and that was just a regular Wednesday in tomorrow I know it's it's felt it's felt different Right up on there.
Yeah, man. I might just keep all that you can have all that I just keep you playing around with it I'll do the mafia guy a documentary. Yeah, I'll do that again You've been watching a you've been watching some I'm not to take this out I would yeah, I'd rather keep this tell me how you do your production. Yeah, yeah, are we gonna just it though?
Yeah We've been rolling. Yeah, oh you can you can link that if you if you want you need a link though You're a little bit concerned about the girls. No, actually it's the other way around I'm built like canteen, you know I mean I got the width it's like I'm worried about bro. I got a thermos little thermos Did you did you a little thermos hole thermos man?
Did you have any friends in the high school sports where they'd like call them like pop can or anything like that? Because they're dick. Yeah, no, but we did have alright, so in middle school It was kind of a little more volume in my headphones actually please There we go. Yes, good.
Thank you. That was when they first started making us take showers and it was just weird because It was six seventh eighth grade it's like a middle school and they made you take a shower after gym class to get you used to it I guess you know, I don't really know what the hell what the point was but Everyone was going through puberty so they were they were scared, you know a lot of people were uncomfortable getting naked and like I had a friend that would sprint into the shower like get his back wet and sprint out But the weird thing was the teacher the gym teacher would stand there and he would hand you a towel on the way out It wasn't just in a bin you grab when he stood there to make sure everyone shower that's personal customer service Weird a little weird. He's cracking you on the ass with him and stuff. I didn't do that But we had just one kid a black kid I won't say his name because he got into some drug dealing shit I don't want that coming back only but this kid in seventh grade was fucking hung I mean hung like and he had no problem walking into that shower And talking he's like Dicks just all that and we're all sprint through there as quick as he could some kids have hair some dog Yes, so the only dick I ever saw or knew of it was I mean it was like it was a big fucking dick in seventh grade Yeah, yeah already and I can only imagine it's not like a puppy's Paul's like I think the dick got bigger with him I don't think it was just like bam and then he grew around the dick You know I've never heard that compared to Pause before you know how you dig grows in like you know you see those big Nine inch dick and then I grew around it.
Yeah, I'm not doing so. It's not that big. Yeah I remember one time in high school. I forgot my towel You had a towel had a towel I completely forgot it was after like football practice like early in the morning And I had to use paper towels that's tell your body.
It's all completely naked There he is right there was town off a paper towel I literally just like it like this brown like like chief paper towels the ones that make your skin smell bad as soon as you Start wiping on them. They're just like wood. Yeah, and I'm just like soaked standing there and I'm just like I walk is You got a towel like yeah No one in high school shower nobody in high school shower. We were made as probably as we were made to shower middle school nobody in high school Shoured God you would have this like little metal like basket in a locker sort of thing on wheels and you you know You said your combo lock on it those things with people didn't wash it's stunk so fucking bad Oh, yeah, so bad locker room stunk and they didn't have you just walk by Look what yeah, there would be one that would jump out at you like somebody like when you're in line sometimes and you just Smell somebody's stank and you're like who's where we at?
But yeah, we would have you have it like that and then I'm trying to remember there was one kid that was he actually got suspended for hygiene like He came from how do you explain that to your parents? He would smell I mean it was bad well his they they didn't have a lot of money Right lived in a house that was rumored not to have Running water septic. I don't know if that's true or not But either way they made the kid shower one day they told him he had to get in the shower So I'm telling you that I think the only person I ever even heard of getting those showers at high school I don't remember poking my head in to look around they were just nasty nobody showered. Yeah, it was rank Do you still play sports?
I mean I wouldn't say I still play him but I saw that home run derby I did all right. I did I hit it farther than I thought I wasn't I'm doing even Larson. That's fun. That's fun That was a good day.
Yeah, they really set footage they have it they've asked for like us to like Give notes on and stuff, but I just I don't have any time to do it. That's on Jay. Yeah, that's on you Larson Oh, you see that Homework, yep, dude. So good to have you on man.
I've been having some people when you get that sickle sale on a podcast. That's nice to hear Yeah, man. I'm glad to be here. Thanks for having me.
Yeah, dude. You you're one of those guys who you've done my show standup on Spot. I love this fucking awesome you're one of those guys who is really good at the show because The way your style is you're kind of a storyteller with your standup and a suggestion that somebody will yell out We'll just kind of spark this story that you haven't thought of in years and then you just like this gym just presents itself The first time I did your show this I don't even know if you know this actually so funny the first time I did your show The first thing someone yelled out was anal sex and I told a story about how Mike Piazza I'm been known to Mike Piazza if he's watching got me anal sex in a bet I was seeing this girl at the time and it was right when he left the Dodgers to go to the Mets and we're out here and She'd heard him on Stern and she said I don't like Mike Piazza He sounds like a chauvinist and I was like you're out of your mind Mike Piazza's a fucking one of the greatest in American here Italian America Great motherfucking catcher pure swing time of the sort of saw it all and he was just coming back to LA to play and You know there were a lot of booze and there were a lot of cheers a lot of thank yous and a lot of fuck you You know sports is what's supposed to be about and she we're sitting there and she's like I just I don't like him I go you know what he's gonna hit a home run this at bat. She's like there's no way and I was like There's definitely way she goes listen to me We've been dating for a little while now and we you know we're experimenting a little bit and she goes if he gets a run I'll have anal sex with you and I was like done like what is the losing?
What's the little thing? So like now what are the odds here and he got up to the fucking plate and he hit that fucking thing I thought I was like oh my god. She was like oh my god boom fucking home run dude. I was going nuts I was going nuts I I guess she was worried about hello But yeah, it was I mean it just it was one of those ones where no matter where you were sitting if you were outside getting a hot dog You heard that would and you were like oh my god No doubt Great Italian American Exactly I heard it my head dude If you meet him someday you got it though I wish he would call in right now so I could tell him you know what that's what's weird about this podcast is like The reach of this podcast unbelievable.
We got a lot of celebrities that listen and stuff like that and sometimes you know what? I'm sure it's showing up on my color idea right here. It's all right Yeah, you know, you know it's trying to I'll go the technology slower slower It says impiazza we might be lucky. Um what a coincidence Hello, is this a this is Mike?
Yeah, yeah, is this a this mr. Piazza okay, hey Mike hey, yeah, we're doing great We were actually just talking about something crazy about how you're involved a little bit Yeah, I was gonna say you're still playing you're still swinging the bat. No, well that's as crazy as my buddy Ryan here He actually he actually he actually had a story happen where he bet you know that you could hit a homerun for anal sex Let me clear that up a little bit. That's not a little weird my guy This is Ryan sickler.
Ah, yeah when you had gone to the Mets and came back to LA My girlfriend at the time had heard you on Howard Stern and didn't like you she thought you were a chauvinist That's the fuck I said great Italian American out there you talk about might be odd like that one of the sweetest wings ever I said the same shit like it's like you guys have the same dialogue It's unbelievable how connected you guys like you're watching a lot man, but anyway long story short Mike. How do you say Tuesday? interesting, okay, yeah, I Say the same way Mike, but I branded a podcast off it Anyway long story short here you're at bat I'm sticking up for you and defending you she Can't stand you I say hey, he's gonna hit a homerun at this bat at bat and she says there's no way if he does I've a Sure as fuck dude you can tell if you're getting a hot dog out I said the same goddamn thing. I said the same thing.
It was there was no doubt It'll be I'm perhaps what I'm saying and the whole section around me is cheering their high-five and for me not for you No offense and it was just such a great moment something. I'll never forget and I appreciate you She did Mike. She did I probably shouldn't say don't talk now sickler. Did you did you say like whenever you got to that point?
Did you go? I think actually yeah at when I was finishing I scream Piazza. Yeah, pretty sure I did Like right whenever you exploded you're like I'm not sure if it was me or if again the heavens above right now because it's Mike Piazza's great Italian America Yeah, of course then well think thank you Mike Piazza for calling in Sounds good. See you right.
See you Mike. Thanks, man. You know, it's crazy. That was amazing Dude, it's so cool that he decided to call in you know, what's interesting is I've never heard of timing I'm never I've never heard of or seen instant replay on a podcast before but that's Alright, Mike, I'm gonna tell you the story that I just told I can't believe that.
Yeah, it was great That was awesome. Yeah, dude. Finally. I've been that's been years I've been wanting to thank that dude since like 99 20 20 years just closed on this fucking podcast Jeremiah Thank you so much.
Yeah, of course happy to bring you guys together. I felt good closure closure Maybe need to think that guy for a long time. I can't even can't even what a bucket list look at this man This was this podcast Right Dude, you have a new podcast I do called the honey do it's called honey. I also would like to say if you don't mind quickly I do have a new album out as well.
You can get it's called get a hold of yourself It's on iTunes spot everywhere you get it spot a five-pin door serious all that stuff and yeah My new podcast is called the honey do it's at Tom's Goring Christina Pajitsky studio And it's it's you know, I my old podcast the crappies which you should still go subscribe and listen to it's a great storytelling podcast But what's different about the new podcast is I wanted to keep the things that I enjoyed from the crappies and I felt the fans That was really the storytelling and as opposed to a show where you come on with a great ghost story a great Drinking story a great, you know, I don't know life savings or whatever It this is more focused on I say highlighting the lowlights like anytime you've ever been overlooked or just shit on We all have stories like that And I want to talk to people that makes you appreciate comedians even more who can laugh at those dark times now and who've dealt with them and Moved on and turned it into some form of success sure so you be perfect. Yeah, I know right He is he calling it again Oh, dude, I'd love to have you on god damn you serious my God Alright, Mike Sometimes Mike refers to himself in the third person he gets he's got a little you get to school over the years probably flexing in the mirror So right now look at this stash. He still has your rock just a stash. I did for a movember Land was it not last year the year before I did yeah Larson I had a competition who could grow better stash which first of all is the saddest fucking thing I've probably ever said out loud I'm doing after telling you that my God's story and secondly, let's just say anyhow you start It's how you finish play it start off good, but you know what guess who's got fuller and bushy or after the 30 days Oh, I want I want that I want that I'll probably won't do it again I'm not what I say I would do it again.
I want you been out in LA. I've lived here this time Since 97 up in LA a long time. It's a long time. It's a long time and how do you feel I feel fucking like I've been here since Years like Man well the first was a true your transition like because you're coming from East Coast.
Yeah, I'm coming from Maryland and the first Well, the truth is I had a little taste of it because in 1994 when I graduated from JUCO College Junior College Oh, I'm familiar. I'm a JUCO guys. Oh, yeah Johnson County Community College shout out. That's that's a JC JCC JCC I wanted to go to I wanted to come to California to do comedy and I wanted to be able to go to school and have a reason to come here Because I didn't just want to drop everything so I came I got accepted to Cal State North Ridge in 94 I'm sleeping over at my buddy's house.
I'm getting up in the morning to drive my 1990 Honda Civic with original rooms across this great country in February and I'm going 70 right through the Rocky Mountains and the fucking front wheel drive Honda Civic and My friends mom wakes me up and it's it's yesterday was the anniversary It's MLK day and she shakes me awake and she's like Ryan You don't have a school and she's got CNN on I think I'm dreaming and it's the North Ridge quake and it's destroyed Cal State North Ridge Oh, I'm North Ridge. I think 10 or so people died maybe more. I'm not sure And I was like what the fuck so I came anyway and School didn't start for a good month after that So what they did was we didn't take a spring break and we went two weeks into the summer a little longer to make up for the time But literally I sat on a sidewalk under a tree for one class for the semester the rest of it were There was nothing in the school because it was destroyed the parking structure was gone Like I was homeless for a month I met a friend through who became a friend through someone that because you were living in the dorm I was supposed to be in the quad with three other people make all these friends and I come and they're like yeah Nothing you don't even have the housing and I was like nominated so I was in a trailer those little you know portables That's what they put on the property pretty much and so I had lived here for six months and had a taste of what LA was like I didn't do comedy at that time And then I went home finished college there because when I came back for the summer they're like look it's you know We're trying to get in state kids in their priority We need money and you know enrollment had just probably tripled to get people back and since I was still technically an out-of-state student I didn't have priority anything They said we'll give you financial aid to live here But you have to take the semester off and I was like I'm not taking money just to live here So I drove back to Maryland finished college there wrapped up came back out here and that was 97 So I had a taste of LA and I sort of I knew my way around I knew the valley I knew Hollywood I knew the West Side So that was a little easier coming back with the know you know knowing where the comedy clubs were and all that and that time when I came back I started it to do stand up and one of the early places I did was called the LA cabaret Which is long gone, but it was an insane I met Tripoli there back when Tripoli did that fucking stripper in a wheelchair joke dude Do you know that one no man it was something he did so long as so you don't do anymore But it's this whole bit about her coming out and he would act it out where he'd drag his legs out of the fucking chair And he pulled himself up It was so fucking physical and so fucking good And then a lot of comics they had there's a really nice club they actually had a side room that was really good And then they had a big nice main room and it just didn't it went away So that's where I started and I started doing other shows and it just led into you know eventually I got my first management was at They're levity now, but they were powering her team it back then. That's when I met full charge and that was Like two years at 99 I think and it was in the belly room.
They saw me in the belly. Okay. Yeah, so comedy store I've always loved the comedy store. It's always been a great spot to do comedy So yeah, that was what the first couple years were like and then it's the rest of them have all felt the fucking say One of the first agencies that I had out here was called Bobby ball What it's called the Bobby ball agency BBA Bobby ball job day, but yeah Yeah, Bobby ball and what were they what were they specialized in it?
Commercials yeah, how'd that go? I think they might still be around I think I'm still in their Facebook group. Are you maybe nice man? Yeah, man I went to some of those some of those first places that you start out going to Is that say be ball calling in on your caller?
I be right? I was actually calling in this is very strange. There's no way that's happening. Hello.
Is this somebody from BB a calling in? Hello Hello is this is this the Bobby ball? Hey, yeah, we were we just mentioned your Yeah, I have a prospective client for his name is Ryan sickler very funny comedian. He's looking for Yeah, he's looking for Actually, yeah, I do yeah No, I'm a big book I was gonna push a prospective client on you, but I'm just more interested.
How did you start that agency? Really I have one it supports spot. It's sort of like when they remodeled and leave it down or a pizza or is it the Also, hey, yeah, I might be awesome. I'm not gonna have him give you all shot.
I'm like actually we're actually full on our Mike Biazza for this podcast episode. We've actually heard I know he is I know I heard the baseball hit could be heard from outside the state Yeah Yeah, no I did a lot and for commercial specifically Anytime you see those Chevy Silverado trucks that just get dropped and bounce on the guys in there You're the guy who's who's doing the drop in the doesn't mean you're in the car you're feeling that low Ready I'm strapped to the bottom because gravity will pull me up the top door to drop me can't senior that so we've learned that hard way Yeah, 14 concussions just off of Silverado commercial And finally it hit me one day. I gotta get the fuck out of his business where I die Before you get a third smile. I mean who can have a third spot?
Yeah, so I says the most self Let me start to Bobby ball agency and I'll have other idiots do that kind of shit and that's what I've done up I'm pretty successful right now that that uh energizer rabbits one of my top guys right now You he's your client the energizer bunny the guy who hits the drum. Yeah, that's it. That's an actor He's a real guy man. We shoot at the scale Yeah Geraldine his name is Geraldine Geraldine and so when they say what the hell do you need three million dollars?
We're don't you just pop a couple energizers and I said why hang on a second door cells a client So I get throw so batteries in the back of energizing nobody knows if so energizer But you just go big power bar there is a big spoiler double a's I promise you that and The money comes in because I got a bill to set like if you see a little kitty cap Oh, it's gotta be 20 times the size of Geraldine. Yeah, that's where the money comes right? Yeah, he's a normal guy Money is a guy named I see ever sprained an arm or anything because he keeps going and going and going you know He's got a lot of tendonitis and I'll tell you the truth between you and me Jeremiah Mike be outside think every now and then he probably puts somebody else in that suit because the drum and just ain't You know this is a podcast. This is being heard by thousands of people.
Oh, I think we're actually losing you Hello, I'm Bob and all right Man hold on 20% I thought it was 10% you know man He sounds like you really know I mean, yeah, what happened? Why'd you leave them? Yeah, you know, just like it was parts on the tide You know changes of the wind in the road Man man, I'm starting to think that they're just patching directly into the show. I'm not I'm not even I'm not even screening that call anymore I don't know It's on the Fritz Dude Geraldine man, I know I do it's like an R2-D situation.
That's exactly what it is Yeah, that's exactly what it is actually a person inside R2-D if you didn't know that yeah my aunt met him once really In the suit. No out of the suit. She ate. I would know what he looked like.
He's just like a little person You know what he I mean, I wouldn't know what he actually looked like I wouldn't be able to Yeah, yeah, yeah, she went to she has this this great old story of and like in this great like old like Polaroid photo of Her at this like she happened to go on a date with a guy who was connected with the Star Wars films And she met the guy who plays C3PO R2D to any Daniels is that right? I probably have a wrong yeah, and the guy who played a Chewbacca. They're all there. No shit.
Yeah super tall guy. Yeah, that's cool Yeah, anyway, that's just my answer. Oh This is my aunt Marilyn's story. I'm Marilyn.
What's up, man Marilyn? Yeah, dude. You and I have worked on a couple shows together now You did do dance. Yeah, of course you did.
I just I I forgot you had yeah, well cuz here's the thing about this business that some people may or may not know like you shoot shit And it's a fucking year. Oh, I know before that shit. So I come out to what the spring or something like that I think it's spring or summer. It's coming and we shot last year, you know Last year yeah, and I the Comedy Central pillar right over there I shot a this is not happening in the summer of 2017 and it will air sometime this year two years later almost Yeah, cuz they ended up breaking it into two seasons So like guys like Larson and Lemmy and all those cats that we did it with they're all in season two So there's another one coming unless they decide to pull it I don't really know but there's another one coming I believe this year we all shot for it So but I'm saying like it takes a while.
Yeah, it takes a while we did a you worked on the comedy jam with our with our with our brother Josh and Jam yeah, yeah, you Want to tell the story about what happened we should yeah, we should tell the story because you did not help my nerves Well, you're you're playing me like a fiddle that night. It felt so good. So Josh and a Myers is doing his he's doing his story and then he's gonna sing a song like that's the theme of the comedy jam And the story has to do with the reason why he chose the song and basically in his song and his story excuse me He gets arrested for cocaine possession in his story at this party So we organized something very last minute. I know either.
No one. No one. No one. No one no Director didn't know none of the producers nim sitting there watching and I know just maybe somebody in the makeup department who helped us get the baby Powder and by the way, this is a recording before the show starts that's a good pre tape and the cameras are rolling and It's leading right into the beginning of what they are going to air on television So what you do directly affects all of the rest of the production the rest of it a way that after I talk to everybody I still didn't know how deep it really went So Johnny scored us and I are the roadies on the comedy jam and we organized something with with Josh where?
We were going to act like we were snorting fake cocaine baby powder and we were gonna like throw it in our faces and like just be like dancing Crazy and stuff and going wild doing what we usually do for the comedy jam So Josh is singing a slither by velvet revolver and he's like killing it. He's like going all-in He's like sweat and being all rockstar, you know, and Johnny scores and I start acting out kind of like the you know Our interpretation of the story that he just told except I put a line of fake cocaine on Johnny's course at the lower back Yes, correct as correct snort that thing snorty. You really did snort it. I accidentally got some yeah for sure Gotta commit baby.
I mean if it calls cancer on your private. I can't imagine what you just snort it Yeah, I know Johnson Johnson Johnson Johnson So I have like this fake cocaine all over my face camera all in front of comedy such And I start feeling the energy of the crowd because they're like Yeah, they're super into it. So I start taking handfuls of baby powder and throwing it into the audience and they're like They're going wild. They're loving it and Johnny and I run around the stage throwing this baby powder everywhere everywhere plumes of smoke plumes Perfect words everywhere and plumes billowing.
Yes, it's everywhere mushroom mushroom codified there and this is an all black stage And basically the end of the song the dust settles and you know Johnny and I and Josh were all looking at each other like We just destroyed because the audience loved it and it looked great and it looked great on camera But we didn't we hadn't prepped any of the producers or the director on this dude and as soon and I'm already on headsets And everything hearing them go nuts about it while you guys are up there doing all this is gonna be awesome Dude I step off stage and I'm you know how somebody acts like they're being nice to you first but then immediately speed talking You can you prove all for that I was like oh, you know myself I did I like that I was like Josh did I was like Josh said it's cool and they're like best worst answer you could have fucking given by the way I know because Josh is technically an EP on the show so They run about anybody so as soon as they're like okay That's all we needed to know and from that point on like I started catching heat from everybody backstage because they had to they were in the truck This is what I know and they were they were saying shit like he'll never work in this town again They were saying shit like that like they were going nuts. They were going nuts because First of all you just you just put ice all over the floor where people are gonna be dancing running and singing I think is there named Taren Manning Taren Manning Aaron Manning Aaron right was roller skating and she was gonna be out there on Ice on roller skates pretty much and they were fucking hot So they have this whole crew come out they stopped the show for I mean honestly do you remember 20 at least happen I was gonna say 30, but I remember being at least one 30 minutes is a shut people are the energy that you just created is now Be like what the boys go behind the seeds is a shitstorm and I Reclean every moment everything and what we find out even later that we didn't know is the keyboard It was like dude that shit settled on my keys and his fingers were I guess this fucking pounders fingers are slipping off to the wrong fucking keys. He said it went everywhere and Like I just kept hitting up like dude. They just said you're never gonna work on this now again dude and and Sickler had an earpiece so sicklers acting like this news reporter who is hearing from the studio.
He goes. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
All right, yeah I'll tell hey Jeremiah you're done in this town It's the thing that really did help you out though is that you had worked with him on rose battle So he had a bit of hindsight was able to pull you aside like look man This isn't that this isn't a fucking free for all and that's what the conversation he had with me after it's all said done But the whole shoot everybody backstage said stay out of everybody's way stay out of Joel's way specifically don't Like make any scenes like you have been Yeah, yeah, like the like the duffies who were helping produce They told me they're like it looked amazing on camera and then as soon as it happened We're like oh no, this is the worst thing that you could ever do during a shoot Mm-hmm and they I just kept hitting you all you know every time I'm sickler walk by me backstage I'm so concerned because I'm talking about suing you Is because we shut down production for that long they were saying that they might have to go into overtime and that one bit might cost them like 15 And I was like 15 grand for a baby powder bed for a clean-up baby powder. I know how about that I would have just brought a snow blower in there and be like everybody get back. Oh Curtin's white, but it's gone that old lady died over there. It was a lot of baby powder It was man God.
It was funny. It was really fun to keep fucking with you for like two hours I just kept being like do not go out there. I was a nervous reaction. I don't even anybody like do not go up those steps right now Dude, I'm like really yeah No, I'll tell I'm gonna let him know you're gonna tell him a list of her Joel.
Yeah, he's gonna tell him a list of her He knows everybody. Yeah, you're gonna tell Pearl J. He's the just whole Pearl J. I know it work with Let's get into this next segment fanning out I reached out to people on social media and asked them hey, you can ask Ryan sickler any question What would it be and I got a gang of questions?
Course at Lord grub Nelly, how do you like your meatballs cooked cooked? I like Sue Larson's meatballs I just like him rolled up and whispered on that's by that rolled up the whisper dog at What it is to Z's does Ryan sickler have the soul of the black man Between his yell and his laugh. I can see why I never see him with bird cry. I just did Bert's podcast actually Oh, dude, I bet there's some high-pitched great laughing going on there.
Yeah, I've been told I do have the soul of an old Black man, but more than that I've actually been told I have the soul of an old black woman believe it really I have been told That I feel like maybe equal maybe equal That's what I that's what they tell me though. Yeah, it's alright man. It's okay. It's my soul This is your soul.
I'm so my muscles got away better voice than always sexy as hell. Yes. It is Can you just start talking for me soul? Yeah?
Oh, man, you know who I love my peos. I was about to say that you're my soul I know we all the same man. I'll tell you what we wouldn't need a mic peos if we just talk like this all the time Oh, hell no, I know man. Just cook up some pancakes and and and freedom lays.
Oh freedom lays a friend Cakes baby. Oh, man. I love you cook them. I love you cook them.
You know, they make them You're my soul. You know, I think it's like refried Oh, I like my bag. You forget about it. You free my soul would know that I absolutely that is the one of the darkest biggest secrets that we have I feel like my soul has like a 10 inch dick It sounds like that kid in middle school and it just grew around sounds like my soul grew around this.
Yeah, they call me two Leaders three It just says so don't decide I I I I'm gonna say we're gonna have it again. And if I had my way, it'll be something that might be maybe a golf a hole in one or Something, you know, you can't run like that. He could an old-timers game. No, baby.
You should start betting on ourselves Maybe you should start talking for me like literally speaking for me. We probably have a better shot at it. Hey, man Like some you just gotta let me open you know you gotta let it open up. You ready?
Let you run. Yeah, I'll take the training wheels off You can run. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'll let you run all day.
We can go swimming all of it Let you out there, man. You just need a little taste. Hey, man. I'd love to get called on your behalf Sorry, that's my soul there, man.
You're welcome me anywhere So That's us, you know I apologize You want roller skates over there my teacher buddy gives me all wheels action over here. I'm sorry, man I know you're with your grandma apologize That's my soul I'm sorry, that's my soul right there Let's make the most of this 15 minutes girl Great a little bit of a horn dog man. Oh, man my soul's fantastic. That's good.
I'm glad that guy asked that question. Oh, right? At Brian Fitzpatrick is the poo tree real poo tree. I'm not sure.
I know what Brian There's multiple people who asked about poop stuff. Is there a poop story or something? You sure? The only thing I could think about it That I would have was I was with a friend one time We were going to see another friend show or something and we're we're in you know dirty Hollywood and we're in this parking lot And we're trying to park where all the other cars are so we go to this empty area the lot We're just swinging wide to pull into a space.
Yeah, and when we swing wide the headlights at this homeless dude who's squatting in a parking lot Taking a massive ship, but he's got this little twig that was equivalent to a pencil and he was holding in front of him as if the twig Was like this invisible cloak and we couldn't fucking see him and we took two laps around and look at that You gotta laugh our ass off, but I I can't think anything other than a poo tree. I wonder if he's got the right person No, I mean, that's that's pretty funny. I gotta think that would be it. It's just like a little kid thinking that Or like when you're like, I can't see you can't see me.
I play hide-seag with my daughter. I'm like, where are you? And she'll be back here. I'm like stop saying that you gotta stop doing that.
You giving it up This is funny. Chris Anderson, would you share a sleeping bag with Jeremiah while camping or bring your own asking for a friend? Um, well, I would say this I'm gonna bring my own because I wouldn't know how you'd feel about sharing one But I know we could eventually work into the conversation and see if it's a double sleeping bag or a single sitch or what we got going on My soul would probably have a better answer for that. Yeah, we all know consent Yeah consent that's what we're all about here.
But if you want to get a popping in that sleeping bag. Yes, and oh, yeah While souls go fucking with his dick. Yeah I You better watch out for sicklers. Oh, man.
I got that three-liter dick Poor star would fuck dude. Dude those three years. Oh, my mom would get those for like those random sleepover birthday parties or whatever those giant like go Wonder why they're up still right? It's one doctor thunder.
That's what doctor thunder mountain lightning. Oh At crane care ops. What's the most inappropriate place your laugh has gotten you in trouble church sex court keep killing it Appreciate that play. Um, that's a good question too.
Church is close. I used to laugh a lot in church And because I grew up Catholic my grandma and her sisters were all very Catholic and one of her sisters was a nun So whenever she'd come to town, we'd all have to go to church and you had to do a proper You had to get go to confession because we all wanted to go to communion just to get the damn communion in the wine But she was like, oh, there's a ritual to that and if you're gonna do that then you gotta do that so we'd have to do that But then every time something because it's me and my brothers and cousins we'd all laugh But it was that laugh in church like you could see it out of your peripheral vision You could just see the trying to hold him but they're shaking so hard and that's making you fucking laugh. Yep So I would get hit upside the head. Yeah, oh, yeah, pop to the back of the head Um, so I would get and no one was immune to that pop.
Um, I heard that you could hear that pop outside of the church That's what they said. They call it the Piazza pop. That's what I'm hearing. Uh, that's what I'm pretty sure So I would say church definitely I've been in trouble because I couldn't hold it in Um, and also just not necessarily in that kind of situation But when I'd get in trouble with my parents and my brother and I would get in trouble and they would be yelling at him It would just kill me it would make me laugh so hard.
So school also I would laugh at inappropriate things in school Were you miss you this in school or were you good kid? I was a little bit I mean we had um apparently it's still talked about according to one of the teachers there But we put a clapper on and I'm allowed a new broad graduated 91 We put a clapper on the slide machine and we just kept doing that quietly and shut that off and she kept coming back and checked dude We were dying. Oh, she finally wheeled that thing out in the fucking hallway And we just wrapped that class up it was a good one that we just fought with her and then later she found out we had a clapper at that I used to have a a friend who had one of those calculator watches that he downloaded the tv code for uh for his calculator watch So he'd be like Turn the tv would turn on in the middle of class and the teacher'd be like what and everybody's just you know Just like it's literally a watch. She's doing it with I don't know this agent kid man.
No shit. You know what we used to do We used to have um everyone had the same cable box and the same controller So you could come to my house next door with your controller if we lost ours and control the cable box Yeah, they were called scientific atlanta's and um One night I had the idea that we should just go around the neighborhood And we would sneak into people's windows and we would just turn their TVs on and off and shit and it was freak one do got Fucking he's up there beating on his goddamn tv and shit. We're dying laughing. That was a good one That's such a funny way to hunt people.
Yeah, we'd be right out because it would work on every we all like I lost my We go three of them. You give one to your friend um did that Um in school. Oh, so here's a crazy story. I can tell you about school So it was one night that it was I think it was gonna be the homecoming game or some Yeah, it's homecoming game or the kickoff of the season I played soccer and the friends on hangout with football players and We're going up there to take on the fence the true story is on the fence It says like welcome back or some shit like that So we take it and we make those letters say and I can't to this day I ask my friends to still talk to all of them What the hell we trying to make it say but like fuck you or something like that?
Yeah, yeah, the letters were there and you know we spent a lot of time because it's all just tissue paper shoved in chain link fence You know, I mean we're over there. We're over there. We're in the morning. It's like two in the morning and we do this as we're leaving We look down on the stadium feel where we play and there's two guys on four wheelers And they've broken in and they're shredding the fucking stadium that we play on and that's our ankles and our knees and shit So we're like well fuck this and this fence was way up It was like the border of the school property out by the road, you know, I mean we just see headlights down on the inner tearing up so These dudes two dudes Tear in our field up.
They don't see us coming at all we sneak in we're sprinting up behind because they're just doing donuts Not like they're trying to ride away and I grab one on like a horse collar tackle I just rip him off of his fucking ATV and the thing flips over and the other one sees it We just are pounding this dude the other one sees it and he takes off and goes There was a practice field on the field below it so he drives down there This dude was smart popped his spark plugs out hop the fence and haul it out that way we couldn't steal his ATV So We got this kid and his ATV and there's like six of us and we're holding this kid We're not letting this motherfucker go anywhere So one of our friends goes to a neighbor's house and basically leaves out the part that we were fucking with this fence But while we were up there we saw this shit go down so we lied and said we happen to be driving by and of course whatever Yeah, meanwhile the fence still says fuck you up there, right? We forget about so We call the police the police come they arrest him they call rollback they tow his ATV and that's how we knew about it We're like there's another one down there and the guys that he popped his spark plug out So we couldn't take it so they had to put her to neutral push the thing up and so they get it they told all the way and they arrest this kid They then call us the court as witnesses for this guy and even the judge was like Look, I don't know what the fuck you guys are all doing there too in the morning But uh good for you. You did a one good thing you saved your fucking school field and we'll be able to premiere so off we go I'm not kidding you. I can't remember the time frame.
I'd like to say it wasn't that long three months six months later Um right where I live I see we see these lights go like flying off the road like man. It looks like somebody might have crashed up there Yeah, so we it's we're all 16 17 at the time. We have cars It's like a half a mile we drive up We get out and there's this like I want to say it was a burretta and it's down this ditch and there's dudes in there and we're like dude You're okay and the guy's like oh man He starts talking and this voice sounds so familiar and my buddy who's with me was there at the stadium too And it sounds so familiar and he keeps talking. I look at my friend.
I go. It's the same guy He's like what I'm like this is the guy from the ATVs like there's no fucking way I'm like yes It is and the guy starts saying shit like come on down here man and help push me out and then my friends like holy shit It is him and we're like and he looks up and he sees us He's like I remember you guys I'm like yeah, we're the guys that fucking beat the shit out of you for tearing our fucking stadium field up And now what are you drinking and driving when I was funger? Uh and he so he was trying to get us to come down and help him get put put our fingerprints all over this fucking car And he had left it so he bailed on it He ran because we couldn't get down that so he bailed and left And then the police come and they're asking us questions like we just dealt with this It was crazy that it was the same fucking guy and he didn't go to our school He was older like we didn't know who this dude was it was just random encounter with this dude again Both really late at night sure they were both alcohol induced but uh yeah, we'd get a little bit of trouble here A little bit a little bit not too much. We did a lot of good shit though A lot of fun shit Yeah That's much as i'll say so i don't think it's often i know i know i know i know i know it's That's what i'm feeling i was like that involved court and that was enough for the money to hear about the rest Yeah, uh, i don't have a record though.
Not going to win Okay Uh at revel it's finest unlike larson sickler has been hit in the head a million times What is the hardest hit you took hashtag all juke hashtag all juke hardest hit i ever took i don't even remember because i was jumped in um urvine and ended up in the hospital with um fractured jaw i permanently have tmj i had a I stub a massive scar and bump here um So that would i would definitely say it's the hardest But if you're so i went to see the eagles if this was when i first lived here when i came out during that stretch of earthquake college and eagles were in urvine you went to earth way you play How do you get in there? You just got crack them up So they um They're doing this hell freezes over tour and we get tickets and we go and we get wasted and i'm sitting in the back of the stoyota Landcruiser and old one and my friends driving his girlfriends in the passenger seat and his brother and i were still friends Or in the back but that old landcruiser the seats in the back don't face the way the driver in the passenger They face each other so you and i right now, but they're looking this way Okay And the last thing i remember hearing is is him we're in bumper to bumper traffic trying to get out summer tops Everyone's tops now we're inching out and these two guys were wasting they just came through the crowd looking for trouble And i remember they're beating on people's cars as they're coming up This is what everybody's told me but the last thing i remember my friend rick saying was watch out These guys look like trouble while we were so fucking wait i could i passed out in the middle of the show for like three quarters of it I couldn't lift my head And um, I guess one guy grabs kevin and pulled him backwards out and one grab me and pulled me backwards out Like a scuba diver and I went right on my head knocked out unconscious dude started kicking me in the jaw People got out to help there are tons of witnesses to all of this they were just drunk adrenaline, you know idiots and um I literally woke up in the hospital and i remember the nurse saying like are you i just remember waking up going i'm so thirsty I'm so thirsty and this lady's giving me of all things um mountain lightning i couldn't even vote I like put that three rolled up three years ago. It was ginger ale and she said take sip it just sip it You're concussed but I was so thirsty. I just gulped it and then I immediately puked everywhere Yeah, everywhere and she's like listen you have a major concussion you've been out for i'm like where am i and he started filling in the blanks that Um, I was jumped and assaulted and I was given oxygen and rushed to the hospital and ambulance I don't remember the reports all right in front of me.
I don't remember and I don't remember anything And um, I'm in there for a while and i'm still so intoxicated that they can't put me under So he stitches me up without any anything. He's like i'm not even gonna numb you and I was like it's okay and it was just pressure It wasn't terrible honestly But I got up and I went in the bathroom and I looked at myself in the mirror my jaw was out like like Fucking tug Mc at times two and it was monster. I was like what happened I like you they kicked you in the jaw and fractured your jaw and make Jesus Christ And now I have that permanent click in my jaw which I never had before and whenever I I don't drink much Um, but when I do if I get a hangover, it's in my jaw. It's never in my head the headache is moved to here And I saw i'm just like fuck it's miserable, but um Yeah, so I finally got out of there and my friend Kevin I saw him walk by I thought it was a dream I wave and he waved back and they started filling me in you know a little bit Like how much are you drinking?
I was like, no no I was that was the night I learned the power of wine because we went through our beer and weed and all we Had left was wine and Kevin and I were clowning it like you posted you're drinking wine I had no idea and we drank that wine like beer and that's what put me out and people like are you sure you weren't fuck I couldn't fuck with anybody. You know what I'm saying? I couldn't be instigating I was slumped over like somebody just drank darted me in the back and I was just head between my knees and they just came in Um, so that's the hardest I've ever been hit that I don't I would say overall But I will give you one that I do remember and I would say that was my brother my own brother Um and we were fist fighting at the time in front of everybody in front of our apartment when we were like seniors in high school And like our dad had died or mom's not there like we had a lot of pent up aggression We just had enough of each other but everybody thought I was gonna beat his ass So they grabbed me and held my arms and my brother saw the window and my brother gave he brought the fucking wood on that And I saw stars I was like get the pop ton to get the fuck off me Not because I want to go after him because I'm about to get knocked the fuck out like he brought it man I was like god damn dude. He's like only remembered that one.
I'm like yeah Well, that was the one I remember was at it. I thought I thought I was shattered my nose and like 50 pieces he came with it Dude, I I got a concussion once from getting elbow in the nose like like that We were doing this like it was a stage thing that went wrong another stage thing that went wrong It was at this church camp back in the day, right and Basically they were gonna do the national anthem during this softball game All right, and me and another guy were supposed to be like crazy fans They were supposed to come out on the field another guy who's supposed to play security Was going to uh come out on the field basically and like act like he was punching us, right? So this guy Basically hit one more time than he said to do is going to okay, so I thought the bit was done Dude, I thought the bit was done and I lean forward to get up because I think it's done And he's coming down one more time hitting the ground and this is a huge dude And he his elbow directly connects with my nose like directly and I lean I'm leaning into it too Yeah, yeah, right And I started gushing blood and crying probably harder than any other injury. It was one of those things You know when you get hit in the nose your eyes.
Oh, yeah, so I'm saying I felt like I just felt like it Like what's that? I'm breakable one at the glass. That's what I felt like my nose did in my face dude. I literally I just started going Immediately Blood all over my shirt in the name of the fire Dude they picked me up give me out the field I'm like 16 of 15 16 and I I go and I'm like, I'm just so tired I'm just gonna fall asleep for taking that for a little bit And that's like the worst thing you can do after you get I didn't know that either You're not supposed to go to sleep for a while and then you're supposed to be checked Then you have to have somebody check on you every two hours whenever you get hit very hard So I conk out before the next church or whatever I skip lunch I'm like I'm too on too tired.
I got they could not wake me up for a while real multiple people who are like coming over like hey Jeremiah we got like walking. Get up. We gotta go church And then one of the counselors like oh, it's like summed up with this guy and he started doing he said he had to start doing a sternum rub Rubbing on my sternum And I wake up and then they take me to the hospital. They're like you are badly concussed Wow, he shouldn't have gone to sleep and the nurse asked me.
They're like was you nose this big before I go. Oh, yeah, it was Yeah, yeah, yeah You know swollen but you know this big fire like yeah, yeah, yeah Um so you mentioned that so after we get out of this hospital they tell the police are there and they tell us that Um they tell my friend Rick that you guys are all still too drunk to drive you need to go sleep at all Which so later I find out about all this I mean maybe the doctors and all said it I don't fucking remember any of it but they tell us that and Kevin and I can't sleep anyway We're so fucking uncomfortable and miserable and we got to get in a back at us rickety ass landcruiser and drive back from Irvine in an open top Bouncing a whole and it's we're just beat a little bit all the way back So I get home and I go to sleep. I'm exhausted like you said But I call my brother when I wake up my younger brother and I tell him this whole story He goes are you serious? I can you believe that shit?
He goes no? I mean are you serious? I go what he taught me? He's like Ryan just call me a couple hours gonna tell me this whole story I didn't remember any of that.
Oh wow and I I slept and slept and I called I didn't even go to school for a couple days I just slept and I didn't know you weren't fucking real bad for you Yeah, I didn't get some CTE shit checked in later years and see what's going on because that was Yeah, and I had like I went to I got back to Maryland I went to the doctor in Maryland and I would lay down on the bench to work out and stuff And I would get I would get so dizzy that I would almost vomit when I would just lay down to go to bed Like I felt like I was sliding out of my bed like it was bad and my doctor's like you have a major major concussion Yeah, I was it's the only time where I remember being like oh, I'm like I'm I'm slow right now Does that make sense? Yes cloudy where things are cloudy and I'm like laughing at like stuff That's like just dumb like they had like these swabs that Like these long swabs that were in the doctor's office and they were for like like like anal exams or something and I just was like Anal swabs I was like, can I have some and they're like you want to take some of the other yeah I gotta show the other guys that I could camp and I like had these anal swabs that I would walk around the rest and I was just like touching people with And I thought it was fun. I went right back. Hey, man.
You gotta get your Jesus Or the end of the night, man. I had a friend of mine. Um, tell me a story about Um a friend of his there was a group of them together the guy got a severe concussion I can't remember what happened them if he fell or something, but they're all trying to keep them awake and they're watching a game I don't remember what game was but let's just say it was like this It was a Super Bowl or something with a fantastic ending and of his team and the kids watching it He's just going nuts and then they had recorded it and so he starts talking and they're he's repeating like I was he's telling the stories that they're like Did you've said this four times now? They're like oh you're suffering from they're like let's try some out So they pop the VHS in of that game again and he starts watching it like he's never fucking seen it And for four or five times he's cheering at the end of the championship as if it's the first time he fucking saw it and they're Loving everything like they wait like I have my like put that shit Oh my god look man, it's a holy shit and they would watch it and cheer as if he had just Pretty good shit.
We all pass the times differently Fuck with one another yeah, yeah, exactly. Let's get to this final segment sax talk. All right So sicklers gonna share a story of a sexual encounter and I'm gonna follow him with some sweet sweet sax folks The Mike Piazza sexual encounter as opposed to that one so whenever you are ready my friend I'm gonna follow tell you story a high school story I'm 18 my girlfriend is 18 at the time. We're seniors together in high school.
We're going to prom You know the whole nine where we're you know that couple we won um look we legit I'll wait for your sax on this because I want you to hear this part because it's important I mean, you know not really you ready over there you get to read ready you soak them first I used to soak mine an Epsom soles secret. I don't tell anybody but I'll let you have And vinegar don't forget to have an apple cider so um we are a couple and we We get voted I believe we got voted king and queen but there was this couple in high school that had been together for so long They they got king and queen and we won this thing called prince and princess which I think we're made up bullshit So anyway, this is my girlfriend and uh we're definitely sexually active and Her parents know about it and everybody was you know, I didn't have parents so it really didn't matter on my end And she had this Subaru justy. This is a little Subaru. It's a four-wheel drive car the little four-wheel drive car And uh, it's a pregnant roller skate is what it is.
It's the tiniest little car And one night we're out driving around nothing to do and it's a fall And we decide that we're gonna have sex in the car and We go to the old baseball field where I played minor league, uh, you know baseball And by minor league, I mean, you know, literally minor league not triple a ball Bad at 327 probably had 20 some of them runs a bunch of stinks So this was a good, you know, it's a good place to go. I'm feeling good at that part got positive numbers And you can pull it Oh, yes, yes Where do you pull in the fields here on your left? These are the dugouts is the first baseline you pull in There's a gravel parking lot that butts up against this tree line and on the other side of this thicket of tree lines Is this old house that sits up on a hill? and we are having sex in the car and We get done having sex in the car and we are buck naked and we're trying to get dressed It's already a short that we had sex in this car.
It's so small You had to lay like the passenger seat all the way back and have sex on the passenger seat There was no getting in the back And we weren't gonna get out because we didn't feel safe getting out, you know, it's a creepy vibe at night and She says, why'd you turn the light on I said I didn't turn the light on And she's like what are you talking about? And we turn around and look out the back window and there's some strange dude with a fucking flashlight Shout get in the car That is dude starts beating on the windows shit and we're like what the fuck she's 18 buck naked I'm 18 buck naked. We're not it's not like I'm dressed and ready to drive like I don't know where the keys are And he's just beating on the fucking window. We're assuming it's we're waiting to see if it's you know As it's happening, I'm like, I don't hear a laugh.
I don't hear anything. This isn't some friends that followed us This isn't anything, you know, this is maybe that lunatic up on the hill So I'm hopping over into the driver seat And she's screaming I'm trying to get us buckled in the doors a lot This dude can't see what he looks like he's beating on the fucking windows and shit So I just take off and I remember bottoming out on the way out and it caused me like 500 bucks to fix our fucking car But that dude then chased us We're naked. I'm driving like she's getting dressed as I'm buck naked buckled in I've got like shoes and socks on And I'm driving naked scared. I'm gonna get pulled And then I shook that dude and got dressed and we were like, what the fuck was that?
Sex now Okay, that is terrifying first of all because you think you think like first you wonder I'm sure okay, is it the cops Then you start thinking oh, I wish it was the cops Hell yeah, you wish it was the cops because that then I can just explain myself right we're 18 and we're idiots Right, right but as soon as you realize this is a crazy dude. This is like somebody who's looking for trouble. Yeah Yeah, you know, it's crazy about like the the human body like whenever you're you're uh Whenever your body senses danger like everything like recoils So like, you know, you probably went from having sex to like then like everything's like shriveled and like you're tying up inside me Yeah, exactly. And now I can't I can't have sex without somebody in the room holding a flashlight.
It's fucking so weird Hey, man, could you uh could you do a strobe pattern for me right now stand over there and figure a death thing on the wall for me real quick I'm gonna drive while real out. Shout it is right here That's wild man This is so much goddamn fun dude. Thanks for doing the show man. Is that it?
Are we a sax rap now? I think uh that you know the credits are uh, happening right now. They're rolling. Do any uh final things you wanna plug buddy?
Well, I want to uh, you can follow me at ryancycler.com is my website. I'm at ryan cycler all social media check out my podcast the honeydew on uh, tom and christina's studio and uh, it's the honeydew podcast.com for that Um, I knew album get a hold of yourself is out there right now. iTunes pandora spotify google play amazon serious all the places you get it Um, and I just want to say thank you to my soul. Um, I'd like to I really like to thank him was nice to hear him talk for a little bit like that Yeah, I got you.
Oh man. Thank you for joining me. Man. I feel like we had a great time on the show today This was a fucking this was definitely um coming out if you will.
Oh, absolutely And I would recommend people like uh to come see us live too because you know, we uh, we're a fun act to watch on stage We do all right. We got jokes. We got stories man. You'll be leaving there being like that three-liter dick is something else.
Oh, don't get me started people still be one refills even those three weeks That's so nice about solar come on shot. I'd also like to thank mike piazza Uh great Italian american man. I I can't believe that guy fucking called in and you know It's it's incredible. It's absolutely incredible Italian american I've heard everything.
Hey, appreciate you let me call it man. Uh happy to have helped out in any way I could and Maybe we're gonna be here sometime and you know maybe go get me. You know sex. I hell if I can do that mike Let me know if at least I can put you on the guest list come see a show of course Well, dude sickler piazza soul.
Thank you all for joining us. Thank you for having us. Love you brother. Love you too, bro