Tell me something girl, are you happy in this modern world? Or do you need more? Is there something else you're searching for? I'm falling, all the good times I find myself I'll give for change, in the bad times I fear myself That was my cover of shallow from a star is born.
Yep, welcome back to the show ladies and gentlemen. Doing my best to keep my head up right now and have a positive outlook But I got some pretty bad news this weekend. I'm very sorry if you're about to find out on this podcast But a friend of the show and friend of mine, Brody Stevens, passed away a couple days ago And it's been really rough. It's been pretty brutal.
It was a devastating hit to not only the comedy community but just the world To lose somebody that amazing and that positive of the spirit And what I'd like to do today, I'm not going to get into many announcements Or plugs I think the sponsors of the show will understand But every week I challenge you guys do the kind of challenge And I appreciate the letters that you've been sending in Jeremiah Wonders at GML.com, keep doing that. But I'm just going to challenge you to be kind like my pal Brody Stevens was He was so nice to everybody who he encountered It didn't matter what level of comic he were, it didn't matter the circumstances of How he knew you on what personal level he was all about connections and positive energy And I want to keep that going. That's the best way to honor him is to keep the positive energy going And to keep being a good guy. Yes.
So if you don't know who Brody is, please do yourself a favor and look him up on YouTube and podcast Periscope's Hangover 1, Hangover 2, due date cut out of finding people. You got it. This is pretty hard for me to record the centro right now. I'm not going to Get to it but it's been a rough go for me and anybody who was affected and touched by Brody Which was a lot of people.
So my condolences got to his family and loved ones And I want to get into this episode guys. It's a hard intro to lead into this podcast But I hope you this podcast finds you well and just you know he I want to stress on the podcast If you are having you know moments of depression or you are down or you're feeling like there's not any other option. There's always an option. You have people who love you and who care about you And please reach out to somebody whether it's a friend or relative.
There's hotlines if you can't get ahold of anybody close to you to help out with it. But yeah guys I love you all and thank you for listening to this podcast and I appreciate the support. The guest today is Beth Stelling. Sorry Beth that you're following my very sad intro right now but we're going to kick it up a notch.
This was a very fun episode and Beth is a great person. She always puts a smile on my face every time I see her and I was very excited to get her on the podcast because she's super busy and she made time out of her busy schedule to stop by during my wonders and we had a blast and I know that you guys will have fun listening to this and on a brighter note it's going to be a good week. It's only up from here and anytime something sad finds your gets you down there's a positivity right around the corner so let's keep that going and Brody's memory positive energy being a good person and being awesome in life. Without further ado let's welcome my pal and soon to be yours on the podcast Beth Stelling to Jer my wonders.
When was last time you had a business card as a comedian? Oh my gosh I just flashed with my business card. Yeah the photo of yeah my hair is down to like here I have naturally curly hairs it's long and curly down to like here I'm 22 I'm wearing a purple dress and I'm laughing through like a window grate that looks like a jail and I'm like that's funny it's not and yeah I'm sure it's like Beth Stelling is going to comedian I have all my info. Oh I used to put my phone number on there and address if you need to you know really if you need to come visit me it's like what are you doing?
You can come to my house and I'll put on a show. Yeah I mean I'm pretty desperate for anything anytime really come on over. Yeah I made the mistake of making every time I've made business cards I've made a thousand like at least and I still whenever after shows like if I'm like selling t-shirts or whatever I still have cards and I'm like well I guess I still has my instagram on it and I'll leave and like one will go like a handful but nobody really likes cards anymore. Yeah I mean I wonder how how to visit a print survive even.
I don't know because I was doing them for free. Oh yeah I got the free one. Oh yeah and I'm just like how do I at the time I didn't understand it nothing's free. Right well I'm sure I think I threw them away out of shame.
Similar to my first album I'm not kidding I threw away hundreds of my first album like yeah within the last few years. I still have stacks of mail out like postcards to agencies that they're like hey you know what I mean but I can't throw them away because I just look at them sometimes and I just smile. Yeah I was like these are so cringy. I remember being in Chicago and stapling you know my resume cutting my photo down to fit or no no cutting the resume down to fit the 8x10.
Yeah you got a and mailing it to different agencies like hi I just moved here I'm a theater major. Yeah I remember going to this is so cringy some of the the top agencies and management in person walking up to their office and be like hey can I give you a resume and they're like what are you what are you doing? What do you want to do? And I was like well I'm an actor and I'm a comedian and I think you may want to take a look at some of my stuff like just blind confidence and they literally the assistant is looking at me like being like yeah we don't we don't do it like that and maybe like your last single letter.
You might want to start. I think this is a pretty good process you know I mean you see there's a lot going on here. That's funny I mean that's the thing though there's a you have a hustle within you when you first start. Yeah I think you have to because I mean that's the push that if you do the math you're going to stop.
You just crunch a few numbers and you use it hey the odds here. The odds are the best here. Yeah there's a blind confidence and anything just like well I guess it's like a I don't know about blind confidence I think maybe you have to have a certain sense of arrogance to you. And arrogance and some ignorance for sure there's a lot of ignorance just like being like okay yeah well this is how it works right?
Yeah yeah you know you go to the top agencies. You get you get you get you get you get you get you get you get you get you get you show them your money maker. You're like I got a look. Well what can we do here?
I don't know if I can deliver. Do you like making money? Do you like making money? Because I like making money.
I think we can work something out here. Yeah I got I think I was able to get a voice over agent eventually in Chicago who also did some other. Oh nice did you do any local Chicago ads? I did do a McDonald's ad with Dave Pascuese.
I don't know if you know him he's a fantastic advisor and actor. Yeah he does this show called TJ and Dave he did for years at Improvallen Pecuase Tuesday nights I think and you know always those guys are considered the best. Improv and Improvlegends and so you know always sold out you wait to get in to see these guys improvise for an hour together just a two-man show. Anyway so I get this I read with him and I think that's obviously how I got it.
I think in some ways you're elevated by the person you're reading with or you can crumble I suppose but I think you can get a remedied agent. Yeah and I would imagine his sense of humor probably elevated it so it sounded good between the two of us but we played the husband and wife arguing over whether it's called a caramel or a carnomol latte. Nice. Yeah and I remember my first couple years here I had I couldn't afford the one place that I thought I could move into and it was covered in roaches and then I had some friends move into it which I still feel kind of bad about.
I was like there's no room but they were paying 800 for two people so I was kind of like eat it. Yeah. Or a little but I also still sorry about that Stan and and Claire anyway then I moved to my new place and I wasn't used to the area and I got my car towed and I was like just about when I could maybe eat one meal out. You know what I was like just there where I was like I have money to maybe eat a meal out and that sounds bad but you get what I mean not eat it home.
Okay. You get it. You know. Not even any.
So anyway point being just the next day because it was like that's like 400 dollars minimum. If you get towed here in any city you get a huge fee and then when you get your car there's a ticket on it waiting for you. So anyway. And every day did you go that day or did you have to wait luckily.
Luckily I mean moments after I was gone I know friends who just lost their car. They waited a couple days and they're like oh that's worth more than the car. Yeah I guess it's how they do it. Yeah.
I got a check in the mail for that McDonald's two flavors is what it was called. Two flavors voice over and I was like I don't know how they even found me here. I mean I must have updated obviously my zag stuff or whatever. So I got after but I was just like thank you.
Thank you so much. This is gonna make me like not overdraw my account. That's yeah. Because I didn't.
Yeah. I don't get like I never helped for my parents. Or that's not sure. Like my parents did help me in college with school tuition.
Yeah. But I also was able to get that. That's a whole nother story but point being I didn't have like I wasn't funded by my parents. You know I didn't get disposable income to just go.
Yeah. If I was like I don't know gonna get kicked out of my apartment maybe my parents would probably help me. So supportive but my point being I couldn't just live off of. Did you have family members like when you book that ad there like so are you gonna get like McDonald's for life now?
Nobody did that through that. I did a car commercial and they're like so they're giving you a call right? I'm like I barely got paid. No.
That's not how it works at all. Yeah. I remember I did this coffee bean commercial and it was a non-union coffee bean commercial that ended up playing so much and no like on Hulu. Like I had so many people there.
You're okay right? Yeah. It's talking and everything. Yeah.
And I remember it was non-union. It was non-union. It was no residuals. So just like it was like 1,500 bucks for the day.
We just stoked to book it at the time but like the amount of people that hit me up I was like oh man. Yeah. So I remember there was like CEOs from coffee bean that were at the commercial and they were so proud of themselves. At the end of the shoot they're like guys you did a really good job today.
So we're gonna give you something special and they gave us gift cards for $25. I was like what are we supposed to do? Like they acted like they laid out the red carport. You've just spent $1,500 on a national chain?
No it's not. Coffee bean? I don't know. It's like a regional maybe thing.
Either way it's big. But it's huge. Yeah. Oh my god.
And also get this the commercial. We improvised most of the script. So we were improvising all day. You should have been paid as a writer.
Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. But it's just one of those things.
And they're like here's a gift card. Big coffee bean. I feel like that's when the star of the show gives like hair and makeup a $5 gift card. You know maybe a Starbucks or something like that.
You're like you make millions. What are you doing? You gotta give me something. Or actually just nothing.
I'd rather thank you. Sometimes that's better. Yeah. They show me like I genuinely thank you so much.
You were worth $5. Okay. Okay. I'll give it to my wife.
She likes coffee. Here we go. She'll be thrilled. I know.
I guess if you're really a dick you say something like oh this will be a nice discount or whatever on here. Are you my $30 coffee? Yeah. I get some beans.
I get a mug. You know I just get a mug. I've been tempted by the mug. I can sometimes get tempted by the mug.
Oh yeah. It's like t-shirts. I've never gotten a CD at the I have. I'm sure I have.
Just those impulse buys at the checkout like oh who do we got here? A little Nora Jones huh? I know. Or Mariah Carey Christmas or Harry Connick Jr.
Yeah. But Nora Jones you're right for sure. They really pushed her. I mean I like one of the starlets of the coffee bean universe.
Yeah. I know. They know what they're doing. Loved by ants across the nation.
They do it. So fora does it too. Yeah. Yeah.
They have like everything on the way. It's your whole waiting in line thing and part of me wants to just shop in there. Did you ever go to Sam Goody like at the mall? Do you remember that store?
Yeah. Scanning the CDs and listening to like 30 seconds of songs. It's so cool. Yeah.
Really the preview. Yeah. They play like the one good song. That was that was a different world.
Do I want this third-eyed blind CD or? Yeah. I remember having that feeling of like do I like one of the songs or do I like all of them? I know.
It was usually just one. It's usually yeah. It was literally the single that was on the radio and then imagine just buying the single and then you just play that on a CD. Yeah.
Did they sell a CD single? They used to do singles where it had three songs on there. Okay. Where it was like the hit song and then two other songs that they were hoping.
You might also like yeah. What a different world. It really was. Pretty then putting stuff on your phone.
I don't do the Apple music. I'm Spotify. People will send me Apple music links and I'll tell you. Oh and you know I can't do anything.
I don't know for some reason I've convinced myself that if I press it and do it's like three months trialed and all. It's just one more thing I've signed up for. Yeah. I already have too many of them.
And they have your info and now they're already know the government surrounding us and they know everything already. You did one of my favorite performances and we've I've seen a lot of performances at the Comedy Jam and this one was at Bonnaroo. You did Britney Spears hit me baby one more time and you had a wireless microphone and you ended up kicking your shoes off. I broke this what flops into the audience.
Shoes went flying into this tent that we were performing at and then you slowly did the splits while you were singing Britney Spears just like a thousand percent confidence and it made me laugh so hard just like how down the barrel you were while you slowly did the longest this. I'm glad you remember. Yeah. I like I was wasted or anything like that.
I don't know maybe I had a beer or two. I just yeah that was a lot of things. That was a strange like circus tent they had. It looked like we were performing like in a fumigation.
Yeah. Yeah. Like we were high off of like yeah and there was literally people outside who were so hot that they're like we don't care what show this is. It has air conditioning.
We just want to be inside. Yeah. Yeah. That was that was really fun.
I did break those sandals and I think I for sure got some blisters. I jumped on into the grass to where the crowd was. Yeah. I had two things.
First of all my gymnastics background always maintained the split. Right. Two I sang that song on a cruise ship. Like I won the karaoke.
My stepmother took me on a cruise for my high school graduation. Very that's not like how we grew up. It was like going on cruises. Right.
It was always like we grew up with our mom in Ohio as a teacher and then it's like we would go down before to see my dad and I feel like he'd try to find ways to be like life's better down here. You know what I mean. So it was like we'd go down on this cruise just like not my thing. Right.
You know. Anyway I don't really connect with her and I found a friend on the cruise ship named Diane. My mom's name is also Diane but yeah Diane Majewski and she was 30 and I remember thinking like she is so old. Yeah.
30 is old. Yeah. From your 18. We really connected with her friend.
She was there with her mom. We would sing karaoke every night and they would pick a winner of the night who would then perform in the final cruise show. Oh my goodness. And so I sang one more time by Britney Spears and performed in front of like 2000 people on a Friday night in a cruise ship.
Maybe it was like 1500. I have no clue. But before we had to prepare. That's a lot as a teenager.
That's crazy. We have it on VHS unfortunately. Oh my goodness. I think it's a possession of my high school boyfriend's mom.
I think she has it. That was so funny. And uh, next on TMZ. We have Beth's telling see.
Hit me baby. One more time is that he aged it and do it now. It's true. In on the cruise ship they had the Britney Spears outfit.
The kill in the shirt in every size. Why? So like whoever won that week would just go pick it out and put it on and then like performance. So you wore that?
Yeah. Because everybody else would sing a song like was being like either Prince or whoever whatever song they sang. Okay. So they'd wardrobe for Prince and I mean that's super fun.
Yeah. And so and that's also the first time I saw comedian on a cruise. His name was happy Cole. I bought his album.
I've never heard of him since. I mean I had no disrespect. He could still be totally out there working in his work in the cruise ship scene. I can't remember his material, but I remember that he was so funny.
But anyway, so I really incorporated that into my Bonnaroon performance. But then I feel like I did it again at Outside Lands. I did a show and I just was not as good. There was something special about the Bonnaroon.
Yeah. Because I think I really screwed it outside lands. I don't know what happened. Well, I think I was mad at Josh for bringing it.
He was, I love Josh. But I was mad at him because he kept on pushing this guy to basically be he was like, what's your least favorite race? I'm like, let him get out of this. You know what I mean?
He like does this shit at the beginning. I'm like, Josh, I think I was just mad at him. Yeah. And then he was like, stay for the after show.
I was like, no. I was really, we talked about it. But yeah, I was just like irritated. I love him though.
That's not good. Do you know what I mean? That part of the show was just like go hard on somebody and be like, would you least be a race in the person? I was like, oh great, white people.
And if they're Jewish, like, okay Jewish people is like, no, okay, but say you're real one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Sometimes that's my role as his sidekick, as Mosh band is sometimes I'm like, all right, let's move this. I go. All right.
Sometimes I get a little shy, like because I really, all the band people are so talented that I band of, of um, or goddamn crowning gym. But yeah, sometimes I feel like I get shy. Like I've met them all and stuff and I don't know. We have a great picture of all of us, actually.
Yeah. You and me and John Early and Mateo. Oh, I love that photo. Yeah.
That's a great pick. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah.
That whole, that was just a fun festival in general. I got to see Pearl Jam, which I actually growing up was, I think it was a little bit on the older side for me. Like my older sister liked it. It doesn't mean I couldn't too, but I just feel like I was a little bit younger for it.
Yeah. So I always knew it was cool. I remember like that. I think it was an avocado cover.
It was like a perfectly cut avocado. Okay. I could be wrong. Anyway, seeing him live is when I fell in love with Eddie Veteran as an adult.
I was like, Oh, I get it. That was so Eddie Veteran was in the back, like artist area. Oh my God. And Josh asked me to take a picture of him with Eddie Veteran.
And it's, so I did this prank on Josh where I took the photo. I took the photo, but what I did after, like I kept holding it up. I took a couple of my, like a few of myself. So as soon as Eddie Veteran walked away, I was like, dude, I got it and I hand Josh the phone and he starts swiping and there's three of just me, like taking the photo.
And it's the most mad I've ever Josh. And then I was like, calm down, calm down. Just keep swiping. And then there's like four or five good ones.
And I was like, Oh, he like literally all hard attack. I was like, this is so worth it. I've had some good times with him and Ryan Sickler at festivals. Oh, so fun.
Both of them are the best. Really good times I was just thinking of them. But yeah, I love how that made me mad. I was so mad at him.
I was like, well, it's funny because that's a recurring thing. He's done on the show. I'm like, knock it off. That's why I think that's why I was mad at him.
Right. You did it. You've seen it. You've seen it.
He did it. Bonner. I was like, okay, we got away with that. Meaning like the person handled it well.
And you know, we got through it. Obviously he's trying to be funny about it. But then this one guy outside means I felt like was like, I don't know what to say. I'm like move on.
Yeah. I think that's why. This is really weird. The cruise ship comic is actually calling the show right now that you saw so many years ago.
Is this happy? Cool. Oh my gosh. So good to hear from you.
Yeah. I just, you know, doing my, my yearly round of calls to my fans. I did sign up for the mailing list. Yeah.
You signed up for the mailing list. So many years ago, and just want to let you know, I've got a new album out. Oh my gosh. Is it, is it cruise material or has has like, there's some boat material on there.
Maybe some stuff about lunch buffet. Maybe a little bit too specific to the boat. But yeah, I think it's still translated. It's fine.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm so, are you a comedian now? You actually, first of all, thank God I haven't changed my number in 18 years.
I know. And second of all, yeah, you're the reason I got into comedy. One of the reasons. You and Sheila Gaskins.
I'm, I'm the reason. One reason. Yeah. I don't want to put it all on you.
But yeah, I saw you up there and I was like, get out. Get out. You can't. Oh, no.
You have to leave. You know, it's bad. It's a sad life. I've been trapped in this boat the entire time.
You recorded my album on the boat. Oh my gosh. If I can say anything, this is going to be cool. Did he just drown on the phone?
Oh my God. Or he called us from the tub. He killed himself in the tub. I don't know.
Maybe he was swimming. That was, that got sad. He sounded way older too than that. Really?
Yeah. He must have aged the boat each time tremendously. Yeah. That was sad.
Yeah, that really was. I'm already quick thinking about quitting comedy. That might push me over the edge. What's the reason I got into comedy and that's the first circle thing.
The reason I got out. It's like, there's a guy named Happy Call. He started everything at the end of everything. We should.
What if it turned out that A, he's just a couple things could be, he could be very successful still doing tour boats. Yeah. He could have just been doing somebody else's material and none of us would have ever known. I always wonder about that with comedians who are out in the middle of nowhere.
I'm like, what if they're on a cruise? Like, what's the stop them from? And that's how some people start. Did you watch Marvelous Mrs.
Maisel? I haven't yet. I've heard some. I avoided it for a long time.
I don't mean avoided it as a strong word. I just didn't think I would have interest in it. Yeah, it takes a bit to get. Because it's another stand up show and so I think everybody sort of feels easy.
And since you work on a stand up show, I was like, I'm good. But anyway, I really enjoyed it. And I'm not spoiling anything but I don't think. But maybe if you are very sensitive, spoiler alert on Marvelous Mrs.
Maisel. But that's how Joel starts to stand up. He does Bob Newhart's act. And she's the one who's like, you can't do that.
You got to be your own material. But that's how I've got my earliest laughs. It was imitating other people. I mean, movies.
Oh, I mean, it's funny. Whenever you look back at friends in high school, some of the people who were considered really funny, they literally just knew how to well-placed movie quotes in conversation. And they're like, this guy's hilarious. And then you would try to get them to say something original or something that from them, they're like, I don't know.
I just memorize it. I just, you know, you want to write from me? Let me know. You know, I like, you know, it's just like, oh, yeah, yeah, my life.
Yeah, my life. I'm trying to think about other stuff that was our, because I think are we close in age probably early 30s? Yeah. Yeah.
I'm starting to think about high school, because college, Napoleon Dynamite, in old school, was old school high school or college. That will still make me laugh. It's very funny. I mean, if you even just began to start quoting the dart in your next scene, I will start crying.
It's so good. It's the best scene of all time. I genuinely felt like it should have won an Oscar. I'm serious.
I don't get it. Some of these are never included. Yeah, I know. Are they?
Do you call me, is that ever good Oscars? It's well, no, the only, I'm not well worse. The only recent one that I can think of was a Tropic Thunder when Robert Downey Jr. got an Oscar nomination for supporting actor.
Really? I believe. That's shocking. I think so for that role.
It's interesting because I don't think we need to get in the whole discussion about it, but you mean the one where he's playing a black man. Yeah. Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah.
Because you think they'll be problematic? Is it now? Do people look back at that now and say it is? Or is it considered combat?
I think that's one of the rare instances where he still has not gotten heat for that role, because I think it was the way it was framed and he did not play it offensive at all. He played it like very, very, like as real as possible. I think he got away with it because he's a really good actor. And the reason I'm not even commenting on it is because I know I've seen the movie, but I can't really remember it.
So that's why I'm like, I don't remember the nuance of it. Yeah. I have a thing where somebody will watch a movie and then it's like I didn't watch it at all. Oh, yeah.
And I rarely want to rewatch a movie. That's Elphi Will rewatch. My mom literally has seen so many movies in her life. It's one of her favorite things to do.
She will be watching a movie like, oh, Bobby, this is really good. Let's watch this. And we'll be watching three quarters of the way through to an hour and 15 minutes and she goes, oh, yeah, I've seen this. That far in, but like the cover doesn't give it away.
The first part of the movie doesn't give it away, but something towards like the middle to three quarters and she's like, oh, yeah, I've seen this. This is really good. I'm like, how did it take you this long to get back? All right.
Okay. Your mom's going. Oh, is she? Oh, hello.
You made me I was listening into your podcast, honey. Yeah, you made me sound like a man. I was going to say you kind of had you talking a bit of a deep voice. Yeah, that's not how I sound.
Hey, mom. Hey, hey. Yeah. Yeah.
I guess I hear a different voice. I mean, I guess this is more what you sound like to other people and then I have my own interpretation of what you sound like. I like it. I'm a strong woman in your life.
You said it made me sound like I'm strong. Yeah, very, very forceful. Yeah. Yeah.
But anyway, I miss you. Hey, mom, have you seen any good movies lately? Yeah. I'm watching one right now.
And it's got Matt Damon in it. Oh, maybe like the born supremacy or like one of the boy. He had to shave his head. Okay.
And then he got he got shrunk down. Mr. Ripley. No.
Oh, life size or something like that. You know, I don't recall the name of the movie. Okay. Is it good though?
I'm about an hour and a half in and I did I'm feeling a little sleepy, which is why I decided to call. Oh, okay. So yeah, now this woman that is interested in she only has one leg. I'm not familiar with this film.
And it looks like they're going to take some food. You know what? I think I've actually seen this before. I didn't like this.
Oh, you didn't like that one. Well, the matter is by that Alexander guy. Oh, life sized. Oh, life size.
Small size. Small size. Small. What is it called?
I think it's a simple Google. A simple Google would help us. A simple Google deal. I didn't even like it.
Mama, you don't look it up for you, but I just I don't want to bet the look of it because I know that you're not very good at Google. Yeah, I like trying to do the little voice thing, you know. Yeah. Also, I don't even know if I have service in here.
You sound really young, by the way. I didn't get your name. My mom's name is Tammy. It's Tammy.
The dogs are barking and I'm going to have to take him out. Oh, for long as barking. For long as he is here and he is barking. Okay, well, you know, he probably needs to go to the restaurant then.
If I want to take him out, I'll give him a little tree and tell him, oh, he misses you. You're rather missing you. Oh, okay. It's a boy, right?
Yeah, yeah. He's my son. Yeah. I love you.
Yeah, he loves you. Yeah, he does. Well, nice to meet you, Beth. Oh, it was really nice to meet you too.
Okay, bye Tammy. Bye, I love you. We love you. I guess I couldn't remember what the name of that.
Maybe the life size. It doesn't really matter. Something like that. I remember watching that movie with my mom and being like, have you ever watched a movie with your mom and you're just like, this was the wrong choice entirely?
I guess. I guess the earliest memory of that would have been my mom, my grandma, her mom, and my sisters and I, we all went to see Titanic in a movie theater. Okay. And that was like an age where, I think it was a teenager when it came out.
Yeah. So like, they're sexy. You're in that gray. Yeah, where it's like, I took my mom to see Magic Mike, I guess, what was that like, you know, I always joke that my mom is a virgin.
And so she's very non-sexual. And, but I think we both really enjoyed it. My mom, at one point, as we were driving, we watched it here at the Arklight, she was like, I didn't want it to end. I was like, yes girl.
Yeah, I get it girl. Because I want my mom's single and she doesn't date. And I feel like when it comes to that type of thing, like, we're, I have jokes about this that I talk about on stage, but it's like, I don't know, I would like that for her. I try to sort of like gauge her interest.
I know my other sisters have either like, try to sign her up for like, you know, like dating apps or whatever. I really don't think that's her style. Yeah. I just don't.
I don't know what's gonna happen. I think it's tough for her to probably reconcile the idea of like thinking you'd grow old with somebody and then that that changes. And I think like her, I do enjoy my solitude, but I don't know. I would like her to have somebody do something fun with.
Sure. And I don't really want to think about my mom having sex anyway. Yeah. I did do Bob and Tom years ago.
It was around Valentine's Day and they had like all these sex toy gifts. So they had me take some with me and I sent one to my mom. It was a lipstick vibrator. And she was like, I couldn't figure out how to work.
It doesn't seem like the color's working coming off. And I was like, that was a vibrator. It was not like that at all. I was like, not for those lips, you know.
And then how do you keep some? It keeps vibrating on my lips. And it doesn't change the lip color at all. She wants kind of good.
It feels a little anyway. I think something's enough. Can you send it back to the company? It was a free gift.
It probably would feel good. I bet it would add a little color to your lip. A little blood flow. I think your mom is actually calling it right now.
Oh my gosh. This is crazy. Hello. Hey mom.
Hi. How are you? Did you get a little are you with the baby sitting today? You know it.
Oh my goodness. Is Kelly down for a nap? Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so nice to hear from you.
Did you hear me on this podcast? My friend Jeremiah. Oh, I'm a big fan of Jeremiah. Wait a minute.
Yeah. Big fan. Mom. I love his segments and he just seems like a nice boy.
He really is. Do you know what he looks like? Have you googled him? No.
Could you describe him to me? He's just your type, honestly. He's tall. Okay.
He's got blonde hair. I love it. Very, very muscular. Wow.
A rock hard box. Yes. And long hair like Brad Pitt and a movie. Is it flowing like a waterfall like Legend of the Falls?
Yes. Oh, you know how mama likes that. Oh, mom. Easy.
He's listening. Oh, hi, Jeremiah. I didn't realize you were listening. Yeah.
Yeah. You called into my podcast. So I have been listening. Thank you for calling in though.
Wow. Yeah. Of course. I just I wanted to connect with my daughter real quick.
And also, did you hear there's another magic mic movie coming out? There is. I was thinking my sweet Beth and I could maybe go to the theater again. It's in 4d.
Oh my god. I'll go. I'll totally go. I'll get some more thoughts.
I hear that there's misters and smells. Oh my god. And there's poles that come out of the ceiling and it gives you that real strip club of a roma. Oh my goodness.
It's sort of like a dank musty smell. Also, it's actually they're screening it in a strip club. So I don't know and there's actually it becomes 40 because men actually start coming from behind the projector and dancing on what you want to go to that? I would love to go with you.
I am already getting caught and bothered by this. Sorry, Jeremiah. Oh, no, it's fine. Mrs.
Stelling is totally okay. Okay. Well, I get I better let you to be. I don't want to take up too much of your time.
I just want to say hi to my daughter and mom. Our podcast comes our new episode comes out tomorrow. Don't forget. Can we actually talk about that for a moment?
Yeah. Great podcast. Yeah. You did such a good job on the pod.
Oh, thank you. Yeah. Well, the next I that's my I know you've asked me that a couple of times we don't know how many people are listening really. I know you've been wondering if we're going to get another season really curious about the iTunes data.
Right. I know. They're so weird about that. I know they won't share.
I know. We're currently behind the paywall on Stitcher Premium. But they are going to let us come out and be for free. I guess in like six months.
That's good. That's a good. That's a good sign. I just stitch your premium.