Kansas City Kansas City here I come I'm so excited to be in Kansas City this week guys. I'm headlining there on Friday and Saturday I'm March 15th and 16 with my boy Patti Reagan He's coming to feature for me and there's rumors of a Reagan Watkins performance too Gonna be fun a little update on the Reagan Watkins album and all that stuff that goes along with that guys We're in talks with a couple labels right now And we should have a release date very soon and also about to shoot another music video from a song off the album So a lot of good stuff in the works guys my guest today is Stevie weebie. He's back and guess what? He has a new album I love featuring artists on the show so I'm gonna play one of his songs off his album This is collage of the Mirage by Stevie weebie and that was fresh.
I like that I felt like I rushed into the intro just a little bit guys. How are you? Are you doing okay? I feel like it's gonna be a good week.
You know what because we're gonna make it a good week That's right guys. I want to get into the kindness challenge Okay, every week I challenge you the listener and myself do something out of the kindness of your heart for maybe someone You know or it can be a stranger it can be big It can be little doesn't matter what as long as you're contributing something positive to society This letter comes from a listener named Tyler. I don't know what he sounds like. I don't know what he looks like So I started to wonder what would his letter sound like if I read it in the voice?
I think he could possibly have This is a short one but my kindness challenge happened about two weeks ago. It was so pretty heavily very cold out I was just at the laundry man I do my weekly thing when I saw homeless men soaked head to toe walking everything he had just a warm up I was about to leave the time so I gave him my last ten dollars and told him to drive his clothes and sleeping back It wasn't much, but the smile he gave me couldn't be explained. He said thank you brother He gave me a big hug. I went home feeling good that I was able to help at least a little and I hope he was able to keep one TB from PT Thank you TB for submitting that letter.
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Can't wait to get to this episode of Stevie. We oh my god. Stevie. We love this guy It's full of OCD.
It's full of pubes. We freestyle music together and quote Steve this episode is so crazy. It's quote unerrible Yeah, that's right Find out why very soon. I'm gonna read some quick tour dates and then we are in it as I mentioned I'm headlining Kansas City March 15th and 16th at the Buffalo room get your tickets on my website Jeremiah Watkins calm guys We got some new stand-up on the spots coming out in LA We're sold out for Tuesday March 12th already but get tickets for March 26th April 9th and April 23rd always new hot amazing lineup Sunday March 24th ring of walk into the satellite LA I'm also gonna be appearing in Philadelphia, Ventura Upper State, New York West and I I believe Austin St.
Louis and also My buddy Gage Doreen I want to thank him for editing the audio in the video this podcast You got to check out the show on YouTube and see what he's doing with the video production is so good It's so much fun and you can actually catch Gage doing stand-up the weekend of March 28th and Dallas April 4th weekend in Plano, Texas and April 11th weekend in Fort Worth, Texas fall him on socials at G-A-G-E T-I-G-E-R-I-N-A Gage Doreen Also, I want to give a big thank you to my buddy Zoltan at the art of getting up He does all the amazing flyers that you see for the show that I post every week A lot of thank yous a lot of thank yous in the wood work right now and right here because you know It's a big team effort to make the show happen I'm so happy that you guys like it and I just want to thank everybody for the positive feedback and I want you to strap in Get ready for an insane insane one with one of my favorite guests ever do this podcast am I on crack? I don't know I'm reading very fast. I'm talking very fast But you know what Stevie weebie makes his triumphant return right here right now on Jeremiah wonders We're live now. Okay, so now we're live now.
We're live. Okay. Yeah, they're having me back. Yeah Do you greet people like that no, that's the first time that's that's like an alien Now enemy calls the meaning I walked in the rain to come here and I went on one alarm went off.
I didn't press the news I'm like I gotta make it to dear Myers. You got it. You got a wake up Stevie me we have a mission for you. You must get out of bed to go to Jeremiah wonders You can play around with us Stay It's fun, right?
I was thinking about that. I really like that about your show This thing. Oh, it's fun, right? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, just especially you being a musician. Oh, yeah Yeah, you get it dude. Don't ever get rid of this. Oh dude.
I couldn't if I wanted to know no no Yeah, just keep it within this aesthetic. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no.
Yeah. Oh, there's be twice one piece boys Sing a little bit more in falsetto and I think you'll reach that beach boys Oh We got a sign this kid Unbelievable But you are when you edit how do you this is another technical question? It's fine. It's fine.
I know yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. How do you does the this car? Huh get picked up through that? This is an interface, okay?
Yeah, so whatever we record into this mic. Yeah is recorded just like you and I are talking Oh, you know, it's on its own individual track. I didn't know that so it's on its own individual tracks Anything that we recorded on that mic is on its own track and that will be part of the podcast for later That makes sense Beautiful. Yeah, dude.
Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I gotta tell you dude go ahead.
You are the second guest To make a return really you are only the second guest Tony Hinchcliffe and you buddy really? Yeah What does that even mean? It means that the people wanted more See like you like you on Jeremiah wonders This kid has the voice of an angel. I've never heard anything like it.
Thank you. Thank you I like I just have fun being here and do you know that I literally live it took me only five minutes to get here? Yeah, I thought about walking to your place. Yeah, I mean I'm such a long street.
I don't care. Yeah, I'm a fountain too Yeah, I almost walked to your place when I went to do your show because I and then when I when I deal in reason I drove is because I was going to do a gig right afterwards. I was like, ah, yeah, but yeah super close Yeah, dude, you know, this is you know, I don't feel like we're this is just something I mean, it's fun doing and I don't feel like it's even being recorded or like I have really like your setup to like it feels more like I Mean I think what's what's fun about when you come on is like we're just kicking it. We're just hanging it Yeah, I love it.
I love it. Yeah. Can I just can I compliment another thing about what I know really noticed about right when I Walked in this morning. Sure.
I like how your apartment set up. Yeah, I like the um the minimalist approach Like I was kind of like a little envious. I'm like damn I wish I had like like the printer and like the desk and how your laptops and then like look how it's organized in the corner Yeah, I had the same pair of scissors Those blue ones shut your face. I have something similar to what that is.
How are we scissor brothers? Dude, that's a shirt or something scissor brothers brothers dude Yeah, dude One more time was that three? Well, let's go for a fourth. No.
No. No, we have to do another series of three. Oh say dude dude dude dude Dude We're scissor brothers, bro. All right three more dude dude dude dude dude And then you have to go and then one This is an OCD thing, right?
Yeah, okay. I'm just wondering okay, okay Back three three, but we didn't say back. Did we say back three times? Okay, go back go back.
Go back. Okay. Okay. Okay one We gotta do one more round.
Okay, okay Okay Where's this or brothers we just Why do the wide upper wings? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah one two three We could have easily been male cheerleaders together like You would have been you would have been one of those you'd be good I would have been the burly I would have been the burly my heart hurts me my heart hold up you touch my heart man That was funny male cheerleaders dude. We would have been like spirit the spirit people spirit cheerleaders, right? Yes, you tell me what I've been I've been like the best This weekend Marshall high So good, oh he's so high I can't wait to go stay this year.
It's gonna be so fun High school oh Finals yeah, and then you know what and they are rivals I mean that was like that was that was really fun. Yeah, and we haven't really talked about anything. We have no We're just not dude. You know what I don't remember one topic.
We and it's already like ten minutes in or something Yeah, yeah, we're just having fun. Dude. That was so funny. That was really fun.
Oh the OCD thing is very fun Okay, we're gonna do we have to do about hashtag scissors or brothers Two one more three and the hold it for three Yeah I am I'm gonna go on to our first topic. Okay. I saw Dude that was a long we didn't even intro it. Yeah welcome to We got standing on the show That's great, how come you have the unique effects on yours and I have To Do Okay, okay, we're going to our first topic now.
Okay serious now. This is serious business We're gonna we're gonna we're gonna talk a mandala fact talking conspiracy We're gonna it's the grits the tits with yes, and maybe some plates. Yes. Yes.
Okay. I noticed tonight on 2020 Thanks for joining in thank you Jeremiah. Yes, we have today's show is about the wedge. Yes skateboarding park in Scottsdale, Arizona in Scottsdale, Arizona Jeremiah Watkins recently went on a trip I noticed that you were there skateboarding the park the fun outside park there at the wedge.
Yeah, yeah Yeah, I was in we did a Caltoni run in Phoenix Joe Jimenez, Joel Berg he and I love skating when we're on the road like that. I was like I have to admit I was like I wish I was with them, right? Yeah, yeah, we gotta go I said the last time but we gotta go go I haven't skateboarded in so long you know the thing with skateboarding if you don't like dude every day like you lose you lose You lose everything so quickly especially your confidence I know like I like I couldn't even do like like the tricks that I'd normally have been doing like this show this Yeah, I'm like falling off. Yeah, so you like lose it.
It's frustrating. Yeah, man I used to do it like this. Hi. Mm-hmm now.
I'm like falling off like little I know your conferences all shook here Yeah, you don't have the same like you just don't have the same feel for everything. No, I'm a ness anymore It's like it's like rigid. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh my god. It's not a good feeling is it like I was comedy like for you Yeah, it's like I would joke It's like I would joke if you don't if you do it if you the best example is okay over the holidays Yeah, only time I take a break is around Christmas time every year, right? If you if I I used to take off like more than a week or two It's something I take off a week and a half or two weeks when I would go back home to Kansas Mm-hmm and when I got back on stage it was so noticeable for maybe not to the audience But for me is I feel like you feel like you're a step behind Wow, you feel like you're you're just slower like if somebody says something out loud in the audience You're not as quick to be able to react and deflect you're sometimes tripping up on your own words and stuff like that It gets a little bit scary.
That's why so so awesome. Yeah. I think it is. Yeah now How how big of a difference?
Let's say you quit for a year and then you went back you would be horrible You wouldn't lose everything but you'd lose a lot of That's that's a long time to take off. That's a really long so there are like quote-unquote comedy muscles that you guys Oh, yeah, okay. It's like skateboarding. Yeah.
Yeah, totally like going to the skate park. That's just like going in open mic You know what I mean? Oh, yeah, yeah, I've never skated competitively because I've never been that good I mean either. Yeah, but you know think about all the time do you go to the skate park like the guys who are Sponsored and stuff like that or part of teams.
Yeah, they're just doing their open mics. You know what I mean? That's okay. They're just working out their muscle.
They're just like yeah Let's try some new tricks out. Yeah, but so I skated the wedge and Scott's Dale and I was gonna say yeah I went to Arizona State in the 90s mid to late 90s and when we used to go there It literally the thing you skated was not there It was literally like the bridge like the bridge and there is like a bank yeah flat and bank That's it and that's it and then there's like those stairs with that that was there right up Hark yeah, that was later. So you guys I would love I don't even know I I don't even know like the stuff you were Scating to you like there's a flat bar. I'm like that was never there Yeah, that was over in like the corner section of the park and it felt like they had expanded upon it because it looked like a new Section like it was it felt newer.
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how to man I mean, I mean kind of it was like nostalgia. It was like I felt nostalgia Nostalgic watching is we can call nostalgia nostalgia more than nostalgia because it sounds a little bit more fun Oh, so nostalgia nostalgia nostalgia Nostalgia nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia I made up a word Steady we made up nostalgia That was for the books Um, yeah, I felt wow Nostalgia nostalgia, you know Could you please use it in a sentence When talking when listening to your fascinating stories, I get a sense of nostalgia Because it's reminiscent to my youth or it's reminiscent to my childhood Doesn't it take you back see? Very white.
You might get off. So these are the different ones right there. Yes, I feel connected and familiarity when I listen to your stories So please let's continue with the story It all happens I'm trying to stay alive because this is called staying alive 16 It all happened a long time ago There were seven rings that were departed Yes, three were given to the D'Aur Kings 8.7 I am a pro-laker on the troll Wait, some people think that You're Chromicorn the troll? Or a speaker, but I'm not a different entity In creature From them, Chrom Critter Chrome What, okay, Critter Chrome Troll, do you come in peace?
Yes, mountains I am at the bottom in a cave just like sea You'll use to bring different I'm a real troll I will suck off your energy source You'll suck off my energy source? Our cons do that Wait, that sounds a little homo erotic. You're gonna suck off my energy source? Just your aura I'm a aura stealer So it's metaphorical Not figurative He's gonna suck off my energy source and try to steal my aura This sounds like a hot steamy troll A aura stealer Oh, I see you Critter Chrome You're trying to get into my DMs, aren't you, dog?
Yes, I am. What a DM is Since I live in a cave in isolation Well, so you're trying to tell me You're laughing about being isolated, but Critter Chrome, does it ever get to you? That's actually a great question I have a bird that comes visit me Every week and he brings me Different kinds of foods that he Scamishes throughout the region So my boyfriend is a bird Well, I think It's kind of ironic that now you're friends with me Cause now you, Jeremiah Are my new friends I think you're gonna say Jeremiah, you are my new bird Oh no, you're- Now that bird's name Is Sansan So, Critter Chrome, can I talk to Steve for a moment? Yeah, sorry, little known fact Your brother calls me a giant bird all the time He does?
Yeah, why does he do that? Because he says I look like a giant bird Why would he tell? That's kind of mean That's a mean thing to say Thank you Thank you very much He's in the Philippines now, but when I get back When he gets back, I'm gonna say please never call Jeremiah a bird again Then he's gonna double down even harder What do you mean? He'll be like, oh yeah Oh yeah, you know what, yeah dude Oh, you're talking about what you did on it?
Yeah I'm gonna call my bird When you did that, I'm like, that's pretty good You know my brother's essence, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah He like, he does mind games with you Every time I see him now, I'm gonna call my bird Oh my god Yeah, that's so crazy What am I talking about? Yeah, that's crazy Are you the one that's serious? Yeah, he's really high-pitched like that Yeah, I'm sorry, I was like My mind just right now went like It went somewhere else Childhood? No, it just spoke I don't know, like I kind of like zoned out I just let you know, I just zoned out for a split second Where did you go?
Stevie, where did you go? I was never, ever, ever Have you ever gone to an astral plane before? You know, it's funny, I just remember my dream before I remember my dream before I woke up to come here Oh really? I was at, because I feel like when we go to sleep we actually astral project?
So I really astral project it into like a different dimension Is it? Close to like this reality Mm-hmm It was in like a, kind of like an in-out burger over there Was it called in and out? No, I don't know, it wasn't in and out It was almost like an alternate timeline kind of It was similar to an in-out burger or a Carl's junior here Mm-hmm And this guy, it was like a group of college kids And the guy, he like, they were together in a group Like the cool kids Mm-hmm That's the vibe I got, because I was sitting eating by myself So you were the outsider in this street? I was the outsider in this burger joint, yeah Okay And then one of the cool kids walks up to my table and he goes Hey man And he's just wondering like, what are your masturbation methods?
And then they all start laughing Yeah, and then I go, I don't know what I said, but then The girls are like, just leave him alone He's a YouTuber I like how that's like a slur and this other dimension Yeah, he's a YouTuber, he can't help himself And then they simultaneously got up as a group and walked out And then that's when the alarm went And then I woke up to walk over here Really? That's a weird dream It felt so real It felt, I've had some things get real Okay, sometimes things get real We gotta do it, we gotta do it, we gotta do it One, two, three For people who are not watching this and it's just the audio You have to definitely watch this You have to watch this because it's an OCD 6 Jeremy Gensa, and sure my wonders We've got OCD, we've got Stevie, we've got I'm sorry for Jeremy Jeremy, what are you doing? And nostalgia And nostalgia Nostalgia Nostalgia Gia Doesn't that sound like a Harry Potter spell? Yeah, nostalgia Yes Do it, do it in the thing Do the wizard Nostalgia Go keep going No, stop Gia There is some type of force And has been awakened for a long time That's what you're doing I am my abro, the holy Nostalgia My abro, Nostalgia Can we actually use this?
I think it's stupid It's way more bizarre than the first time What? Do we do this the first time I'm here? I mean, we did, but we're going pretty hard in the pain This is extra point on This is the fist of all Two points I remembered, I remembered Because we have to do one more fist to hand By the end of the episode We have to do the other one I'll die in ten seconds I'll die Okay Dude, your hands are so cold I'm always cold I'm always cold to hands and cold feet I have that circulation Really? Yeah, we gotta fix that We gotta do something about it You sound like my wife now I do, we gotta fix that Oh yeah, you know, that means she loves you I know, she's so concerned She loves you She's really nice Yeah, you matter She's really nice Yeah, are you guys the same height as well?
No, I'm six three And she's like five nine Oh, so now? Yeah, for sure, cool Yeah, that works out The last time you're on the show I showed you my recently shaved pubic hairs Really? Yeah, that happened I don't remember asking Do you remember that? Yeah, people loved it I loved it, dude Is it so shaved?
Do you want to see it? Yeah, because I don't remember the first time It looks different now Yeah, but you don't have to like Yeah, just at least keep a little distance This time, you don't have to get that close You can actually do it right there Okay, okay You know, they're not seeing what I've seen There's bush there It's back, baby I'll just let you know The bush is back I can show you here Show me your situation now Here we go And okay, and That's really bushy There's no reason There's no reason Edit that out, there's no matter There's no value It's got to stay There's no value to that Really, there's that There's that Oh my goodness Is that acceptable? Why do we do that? Oh, we're just trying to check in on each other Oh, yeah I mean, a lot of fun You know what?
This is a really not a podcast This is just sort of goofing around I mean, I think those are the best podcast We're goofing around, um, yeah Because what, okay, what valid topics Have you talked about this part? Well, we talked about the skatepark Okay, Scott's still the wedge In dreams Yeah, well, okay, so Have you had any, uh, have you had any interactions or anything recently with like you felt like a negative energy or like a, uh, where you felt like a spirit or anything like that? That's actually a good question Um, no, um, but I can't I'll say I admit I can't sleep in a completely dark room You have to have some kind of light? Uh, Christmas lights, yeah You've got Christmas lights on That's very specific Yeah, the reason being is because Christmas lights are like right enough but they're not so bright where like disturbs your like relaxation Sure, so, um, and then I do like a ritual where, um, you know, after I play a good dumpling video game or whatever I do to like cool down or get mentally prepared, physically prepared for sleep, I listen to, um, like ASMR I don't know, it's acronym for like audio or whatever, massage therapy or whatever, it's like as people talking Hi, you have to sit You got to sleep I just need to dive to sleep And it never freaks you out Like it never freaks you out See, Vary has a very soothing and very comforting voice So it helps me sleep See for me for me For me, if um, If I listened to that before Yes, it would freak me out Really?
Yeah, because I would feel like Like, what if they started talking to me Like, I don't want to hear that right before I go to sleep Like, what if I'm dosing off You know, I never thought of it like that. I didn't mean to tame what you do. Yeah, that is so deep. So are you saying that?
Oh, oh yeah. Are you saying that? On the show today, yeah. So are you saying that what I'm doing is not like, it's like not a lot of people do that.
I don't think a lot of people do that. Really? I think that's you. Oh, I think that's you thing.
Oh wow. Yeah. But whatever works for your sleep process, I'll fall asleep to Ocean Sound sometimes. But what's it?
Oh, it's different because it's nature sounds. Yeah, rather than people. Oh. Slight difference.
Three more. Three more. Our week left. We left it.
And then we have to do one, two, three. And then back to the scissor. Two. Three.
OK, I'm sorry. I have the most fun when we do the physical. Like when we do the that. Which is really, which is which is the OCD physicality is really good for the audio.
People are driving listening to this being like, what is happening on the show? Yeah. And I'm like, don't worry about it. We're the freaking scissor brothers.
You know what? You know what? I do. It's like no more OCD physical stuff because then that means you bought that Zoom interface for no reason for this particular episode.
Let's go on real serious topics back. You know what's weird though? If we're going by the OCD thing, we'd just show each other our boobs two more times. All right.
Step up to play. No, no, you said it. Show your boobs again. You have to do it.
Show me. Get up dude. Dude, if you want to play that, if you want to go do it, do it. All right.
Don't get so close this time. Thanks, my turn now. This is the dumbest. I know I have to look at the OCD thing.
You're so mushy. You're so mushy. You're going back to back. You have to sit for the end.
I thought we were going to rip it off like a band aid. And we were just going to do it all in. So what's going on now is for the audio listeners, we're basically showing each other our pubicade. And so that's why we're laughing because he's showing me his pubes and I'm showing him my pubes.
I'm just letting you know I'm not trying to be me. What is this? Unarable. No.
No, you cannot. People are going to be like, dude, what's going on, dude? These guys consider this podcast. This is ridiculous.
First of all, none of my listeners sound like that. And none of your listeners sound like that. What the hell's going on, man? I thought they were going to talk about astroprojections.
Aliens are obvious. Yeah, what's going on? We'll get to that. We got time.
Or we might not. We might not get to it. That might be part three. Yeah.
I don't know. You have to touch this three. One, two, three. One, two, three.
Oh, one. That's the third time. OK. One, two, three.
OK. Have you, um, as far as you know, I'm going to talk about it. No, no, no, no. You guys are going to be like that.
OK, you guys are going to be like that. OK. So you're a fellow musician. Yeah.
And tell me about what you're working on right now. Oh, thank. That's a good segue because I thank you for doing it. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no. Oh, yeah. The third one. Yeah.
I think it's been over a few months, but it's called that's at Stevie, we be in camp. So it's s T E e B E E W E E E B E E dot com. And camp dot com it's called collage of the mirage. Collage of the mirage.
I like that. That's fine. Damn, I should have brought you a CD. I pressed up some CDs.
Next time, we're going to do a part three, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We're going to do a part three.
This one isn't even over yet. And they're like I'm not ready. Okay, I just started sweating last night of you to plug on the music like that. I really know no serious I'll serious miss of course that thanks for asking me.
Yeah, I did it. I recorded it on garage band Uh-huh garage band and I did most of the production I Hard copies of my car still oh you do yeah That's exciting though. I've got I'm actually about to put out. I like I saw a video I like dude.
I didn't even know like you did music like that. I saw one of your rap videos you and another guy Yeah, we're about to put out our you know I can stop that's awesome. Yeah, honey songs dude. It's a full comedy album So it's 23 tracks so it's it's a dude kind dude.
It's a full I love that So much because in between the whole thing it's going back to nostell nostell. Yeah, it reminds me of the way like that Like Robin Williams like you know like Carlin, you know, they have albums. Yeah, it's great. I like that.
Yeah me too That's why I don't know what to throw back. You know, that's great. It's actually like not even throwback It's the way it should be I think yeah don't you think well a lot of communities are doing specials and then on their special They'll work use the audio to put that on an album, but we specifically set out to record an album Yeah, so this is like so it's kind of like you know dude. I can't wait to hear are you gonna can I get a copy?
Oh, are you gonna press that physical? I'm gonna press up for physical. How many are you gonna press up probably realistically? I'll start off with probably 500 because I'll take them on the road.
Yeah, and then we'll see how it goes. Yeah, cuz yeah Yeah, I mean I've been selling like this CD on the road for years called bootleg comedy That was like a mix of different performances and sketches and music from over the years That was just like on burn CDs, but I'm excited to have something like legit do that's great Um anything to think about it is with any kind of live performance where you're like people are actually showing up to support They want to support that as well. Yeah, I noticed that cuz um on my last music show like I didn't even like I went during sound check That I wasn't even able to put my merch Where all the other musicians put their merch, but I wasn't like really mad at it because I ended up like I had my box of CDs I was just and the people were buying them off me So I didn't you know it's like it's a good feeling like instead of like I wasn't even a merch table Okay, so I was like forced to do that But I don't mind doing that because it's like boom You know what I'm saying? I was just kind of it reminded me like just how like I used to sell You know like just any kind of product like Katie not like those guys on the boulevard like like the rappers Yeah, cuz they stick their seat in your face like hey, don't oh Think like this.
Hey do you want it? There's no there's no line. There's no sales pitch. Don't put the headphones on your head They're like here listen to us.
You know like what where are these headphones? But you would think they would have some kind of at least opener right opening line Yeah, like if you were like I think they're just trying to get people's attention and the people who and the people who are from out of town who are polite Oh, okay. Oh, oh you have a state. Yeah, yeah, so they're like Around here like what are you doing like get out of my personal space?
Yeah? It's okay. I do want to get into this next segment. It's called fanning out People on Instagram Twitter and I asked them if they could ask my past Stevie.
Yeah any question what question would that be um? So this one Comes from at the underscore curse underscore McFly Yeah, regular listener the show with great questions always when's mong Chi going on tour again? I need to rage That's a good question. We are currently We are currently on a hiatus We are on a hiatus right now, huh?
There's so many members in the band that like Dave's you know is working on his art money marks like And do another he's on in other bands. Yeah, our drummer Dylan's he's in doing other bands. Oh our bass player Ash had a letter is she's doing she was share whoa whoa? Do you know what shares most popular song and I want you to do it?
I'll be back up Love dude, I felt like I was at a share concert dude. That was amazing I was you actually dear your pictures like my wife losing my voice, but you sound good. Yeah Try with it to up Yeah, that's good so start off in a law register and then yeah a little bit higher All right, so we go a little large so like That's pretty good. Okay, let's try that I can do something I really don't think you're strong enough.
No The rest of the podcast is just a share tribute and people are like what's happening dude. What happened? Do people get mad? What like your listeners ever get mad like come on and get back to it, but what are we getting back to?
We do have questions you answer them on I'm doing solo shows on trying. Oh, that's all that's the last idea is a solo So I kind of with my own solo set by the way send me if you can An mp3 or two and I'll play it during the beginning of the intro of this podcast and in that way to get people to listen to your album Do I have your email? Do I have your email? I'll text it to you.
Thank you. Yeah. Yeah, okay You haven't found this is fun, right? I'm not blessed.
We've like killed an hour so far. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't forget about the pubes So we have to do that. We got around it out.
Okay. Okay. Okay, request This is from no underscore no underscore ah, okay Instagram request wrestling coach Colin and the very large Hawaiian girls Stevie slept with in the dorms at Arizona We actually talked about that last time. Yeah, I don't know what the wrestling coach Colin is though Did you have a wrestling coach?
It was like a character or something from your life. No, but I did have a wrestling coach when I went to in high school I I think what they're there stating is they would want my wrestling coach now to call in to your show and do a live question Oh, well, that's really weird because your wrestling coach is actually calling in to the show right now. Oh, that's crazy So from your high school. Okay.
Yeah. Hello Stevie's a wrestling coach from high school Hello, hello Is it is a Stevie's wrestling coach from high school? It's Steve's wrestling coach from high school? Oh son Okay, that's pretty nice questions asking how your music and YouTube's go.
It's it's going K on coach The YouTube's a weekly thing and the music I just enjoy doing it. It keeps me sane Thanks for calling in sounds like a good guy, but he's definitely dying. I Don't know something's in his throat like a frog or something, but oh no one Three says it brothers Okay, I know cold hands I Call me Bobby calls me a white walker. He does.
No, but I didn't do it. Not your appearance the way you felt I know I know because he was cold Shame on you You Should have done the better in high school grades. Yes, what's the next question? Yes, yes Stevie oh, this is good.
What are the things you hated about how your parents raised you conversely? What are the things you love about how your parents raised you from at JRW land? Lots of very serious questions. Yeah, what did you do?
They were strong I I just remember my dad's temper so if my dad didn't You know if he was a little bit more chiller, right? Do you remember something off off the top? That's not yeah He I even were younger he knocked my mom's tooth out Cuz my mom he thought my mom was like looking at another man or something public I think so. I don't know if it was like Korean church or where they were at but we were I don't remember but Maybe he looked she looked at another Korean man and then when they got home.
Yeah And it was actually just your dad's reflection in a window It wasn't but he had a very bad temper So if anything they provided everything Jeremiah we lived in a decent home Although it was haunted and built on an Indian burial ground now we talked about other than that Yeah, we did and other than that they provided everything that a kid could ask for you think your temper do your Bobby have a temper Yeah, so you get that from your dad. Yes, Jeremiah. Yes, I do and that's why I'm Doing therapy right now. I see a therapist so shot shot I love you Scissors brothers So did I answer yeah, I'm I'm my switch it's flipped.
It's a it's a little it's very very rare very Okay, well my question to you sometimes get a little scared how what does it take for you to someone to hit that switch? Can you wife do it? I'm guessing you've never done it. She has never done it in the past some comedy peers Okay, give me give me an example Paint the scenario.
I've had a couple comedy peers who I've worked closely with you don't have to say their names good but They in certain performances and I've worked with a lot of ensembles over the years and it just tends to happen sometimes a person Defining to find a group of people a team a good group could be an improv group So I've known a lot of different communities over years because I work like Kill Tony is very much an ensemble so like over the years And this isn't Kill Tony. This is something else But we've had our arguments and stuff just because we're all friends and like brotherly You know very brotherly arguments over usually it's all like Usually what it's about like whenever it gets that heat a moment is somebody not having your back Like somebody hanging you out to dry because if you're if you're performing as a as a team and as a group you're trusting somebody Oh, and see you know, I mean like I like just a small example You and I trust each other to go with whatever we throw out there Yeah, so it's that's what makes it fun But it's not he's just like shutting it down and then and then that inversely makes you look Because they're on the cold and they're siding with the other person. Oh, yeah guys weird Then you're like why are you doing that? Something like that is will set you off if it happens repeatedly One show or one show I'm just like hey like yeah should work on that, you know Yeah, have you communicated that to your ensemble?
Oh, yeah, yeah, but then if it's a repeat thing like if it's happened repeatedly Then that's when I flip out. I'm like do it. But when do you usually have that talk with that? It's very professional off stage.
It's always off stage or the next time we I see them like in a private space So did you say I'm in a private space? So okay, let's say the guy's name is Bradley sure so like pretend I'm Bradley Okay, then I just did this to you. Yeah, yeah Do what was the show? What are you talking about?
That was a good show? What do you mean? You weren't listening at all I was listening to make some eye contact it got laughs dude Like I don't know why you're getting so mad. Yeah, they're laughing at crap.
It wasn't good what you were doing Why you're doing tell me why you're mad at me because you're leaving me hang out to dry oh I'm not feeling So for you you have to feel like there's a band in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you on stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah It's a band of me on stage on stage in front of an audience. That's happened to you.
Yeah, yeah, you work with enough people over the years and that happens So that that's the only thing though like really getting the red zone that as far as like I'll reach a boiling point with if somebody Things so they can take advantage of me or my kindness after a while like if I give people multiple dries like I'm trying to be compassionate after a while I can example that Different than like a live show something give me something other a political example like like if I say something to this is a loose example If I'm like hey man, could you not do I really appreciate if you don't do that like this something that like is what I just do what I just do it could be It could be a number of things it could be something. Okay. I'm Brian Kingsley. You're Brian Kingsley.
Yeah, dude. What's up, man? Hey, what do you want to talk to me man? Hey You're just like you're just a little bit like too much in my space.
You're like what do you mean? You're you're just hang out all the time. I know but you're you're just like getting a little too like What do you think what do you think you're my hug you hug me for too long? Okay?
Do you touch anyone? No? No, that's okay. Okay.
Just like oh whenever I say okay. Okay. Okay. No problem.
Yeah, sorry. I didn't realize I'm anywhere No, I'm not mad. I just found something to look out for sorry like that. We're closer than that.
No, no, okay Just release me. I'm gonna when I say I'm ready to be done. Okay. Yeah, like fair enough.
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I'm gonna go go now Okay, oh So next time we do it It's gonna be this but then you have to actually fold down. Okay, okay, okay, we'll try to get through a couple days. Yeah Oh, this is a fun one at Tyler underscore Okay, there's what's your favorite experience from your few times on mad TV and also your favorite memory while hanging out at the comedy store But we can answer the mad TV one first My favorite thing I didn't never had a favorite time on mad TV because every time I was petrified to do it Yeah, yeah, I was so we're scared about um well, I've never Back then that was many many years ago.
I had no I Never took an improv class. I never took a script reading class. It was just something that I was kind of I mean now I like I'm I'm appreciative like whoa that was like really good exposure. That's But during the time I was like I was like did you ever get to do it really did you ever get to the red zone while you were No, cuz no no because I knew I knew that in that specific scenario because there's like corporate or yeah Yeah, ex-exx and Bobby's and my brothers reps on that's it.
He's a cast member. Yeah, I knew I knew that Not what not to do. Yeah, this is mostly my own like personal psychosis. Sure like I remember one episode I did mostly the Kenneth and the Kenneth sketches tank The tank sketches and I remember cuz because back then it was like one of those like live studio audience So I remember like even like you know you're in the back and then they had like the You know like film it You know like the red light like and then like the quiet light and there's a hallway And I could there's like a certain smell back there and then like you can hear the audience I got so like I was sweating and but I remember one a particular one I I didn't have I only had like three lines or something but I was forgetting Do they have cue cards or no?
No, I was literally and I was usually in the back of the trunk Yeah, and I was like literally taking out my piece of paper like looking at it real quick. Yeah, yeah And so yeah, I was so I mean I was mostly Petrified yeah and scared and my favorite. I hope I answered that yeah and my favorite Because I've been there like just watching different people sets for you know For a couple years. I haven't been there in a while, but um is I really loved uh one of my favorite comedians is David name in Wayne's mm-hmm and I remember catching like one of his sets You know like I'm actually wearing it.
Yeah, I'm a fan like I'm a fan sure I remember one of my favorite shows Or movies growing up is Hollywood chef. Have you seen Hollywood shuffle? No, I need to oh my god I've heard that from multiple people now. It's Robert Townsend.
I love Robert Wayne's brother. Remember meet her man Yeah, I love that movie do but um And I so I love I'm gonna get you stuck. Yeah, yeah, that lineage. Okay cool But I remember seeing Damon Damon Wayne's one of his like late night sets at the store like being in the back It wasn't crowded at all, but he was sometimes the best I know where I was just like watching there so loose.
Yeah, yeah And I he's always special to be a part of it. Yeah, do people say like what they're one of their favorite communities is Damon Wayne's because he's one of my favorites. I just don't think that people not aware. I'm not aware that he's even yeah I don't think he's super known for a stand-up.
He's really good to me. It's good. Yeah, I Thought he was so far. He's always been one of my favorite.
It's awesome. Yeah, so shout out to Damon Wayans and the Wayans brothers. Yeah so This one comes from all people are the somebody said at we didn't H at Widenhof I would like to see a collaboration song with you and Jeremiah. I would love to do that.
We would have we have to do that. Yeah, I Love that This one comes from this is fun. I like the questions. They're pretty you know, they're pretty afterwards, but well not talk to you Know about it.
That's weird. I said that. I'm so I'll talk to you now. You like them.
Well, I realize the people that are Asking like they like no, they know me. Well, yes, I'm my husband's asking Connor under for a great 62 What do you do when your mom finds your poop sock? My what your poop sock? Do you have a poop sock?
No, so that's from my field. No, I don't never talked about a poop Okay, yeah, I use maybe why can you ask him where does his obsession with micro penis come from? Jim underscore on underscore inst v. Gervin Because I'm not very big.
I don't have a micro penis. I'm not very big. It's a macro. It's a macro Not a micro.
It's a very different thing. I'm trying to get the word out on this actually I Also, I care. I don't know cheap money brought it up or did you do your buddy? Yeah, you showed it to her I think I have and she's actually complimented it.
Did you did your girlfriend care? I'll talk to her after about that. It was nothing like that though. It was mostly just like a sister.
So yeah, yeah She's like my sister. I always this is just a weird thing for me. I've always been curious like, you know, I don't really know many porn Stars or act as a snow through Dave through Dave. David John very curious.
Just to be like what do you think? You know, yeah, and not in a sexual way at all just literally just like because I yeah My wife is the only woman who's seen my penis. Yeah, so like I just is it skinnier is your skinny or is it like more fatter? two three You said we could edit it I never Don't have to answer it with me.
No, I remember because a lot of my like close friends. I'm a grower Yeah, I'm not a shower. I'm a grower because I just like went like this. It was just yeah, mine would be like a yeah It's just like what kind of like a shriveled sausage, but like if you get your boy excited.
Oh, yeah, we come to play That's kind of weird that we're talking about penises and doing this Dave my good friend Dave Cho said that I have a good That I have a good size for my for that body body It's average you got a thickie for your body. Yeah, well, it's it's a healthy size for my the my you know the pro truths my figure yeah, yeah, it's not a micro Grower grower grower. Yeah grow but you know what's real though. Have you met?
Have you measured your penis? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you like you've taken a ruler. I've taken that tape measure, but when you're fully hard fully Robin and slob What no Ten inches would be the size of this phone plus That's like no, that's like maybe this is like ten inches.
No, this is ten. This is an inch is it? So Oh Okay, so I was off on the metrics. Okay, sorry, so you may not you may if you think that if you think that the size of an arm is six Inches your measurement is off.
Okay, I don't remember the last time I said I don't have a ruler I don't have one in my desk. Yeah, I guess take measure. Let's just number three Yeah, okay, okay, okay next question. Sorry We're both growers and we're finding out we are more alike all the time your wife's never complain my girlfriend's never complain So we're okay for now.
Yeah. Yeah fine with it. Yeah Part of what drew me to Stevie's podcast was his interviews with independent musicians and I was curious if there are any musicians You'd like to have on that you have yet to interview me. That's from at okay in 420.
Yes. I would love to interview Frank Frank black from the Pixies. Mm. Caron.
Oh from the yeah, yes MF doom possibly maybe anyone from run the jewels killer Mike or Elper I'll be dope and those are just four eyes those pretty good examples. That's great. Yeah. Okay.
That's great Oh Bruce Springsteen that would be like amazing if I could get Bruce Springsteen. He's a super indie artist. Yeah He wanted the USA USA He's great. Who doesn't love Bruce Springsteen is it like you're not a boss if you don't like Bruce who doesn't like the boss Oh, somebody's asking about it started to be fine.
Oh Somebody was asking Opposed somebody was saying is there any Skateboarding footage of you online that people could find that they'd love to see you know I mean I may have to or three clips on my Instagram and that's it. I'm not good enough to to film like that You know, I'm like too self-conscious to cuz you know watch it. You know what we should do. Well, she would be Let's make a skate video like with that it literally be like it'd be very short like two inch Ollie's and board I love it, but like set to like dope music It would be a comedy.
Yeah, you know, it's funny every time I post skate videos on my Instagram people comment and watch those a lot more Sometimes more than like comedy clips that I throw up That's fine Wait, this guy's comedian, but he's trying to skateboard. I literally I can barely all anymore. Oh my Ollie's room I mean, I my boards are on point out. Yeah, they are they are they are I'll give you that they're good They're solid.
Yeah, they're solid backs. I'm like solid. Yeah, I need to get my friend You did the whole rail the flat rail. Yeah, I watch that I watch like 50 times I watch like 50 times by the way.
Did you see the one video that I did of the the rainbow rail right 50 50 rainbow rail? No, I saw the one the other footage that comes in mind is there's like a like a mini ramp like the yeah the concrete one And I saw you like write that. Oh, yeah, you and your friend. Yeah, I love watching it.
Yeah. Yeah, okay. Well, okay That's in the future. We'll do this is the this is the this is the I love that.
Oh, yeah, oh, that was cool. Yeah, a little no stall. Yes. Yeah, yeah Boom to regular yeah to regular.
Oh, this is my proudest moment. Look at this. You did dude That was actually impressive. I want people to do that.
I think you would be I think you would be able to know I think you would be No, no, I would not honestly that's one of the most things I've ever done. So I want to explain to the viewers what I just thought There was a curvy rail. Yeah, like a rainbow rail. Yeah, it goes up and down like loops you grinded the whole thing up and down.
Yeah One two three This brings to our final segment. Yes, Saks talk. Yes All right, I prepped my pals DB before the show and I said I have to do it into the mic Okay, this week next time. It's a squeaker.
Okay. I told him I have how that he was gonna share a story of a sexual Countering it can't be the same as last time and we refreshed ourselves from what it was last time So he has a brand new one that you said I've never talked about he's never talked about it. This is a Jeremiah one is exclusive exclusive exclusive So whenever you're ready, I will follow your own for some sex song. Okay, so I just start whenever you're ready I'll follow you so years ago when mong qi the band I'm in was really active Dave Cho flew me out to the Philippines to to film three to four music videos So it was me and my friend lulu And Jason and it was just us three that went out there Our hotel was like near all the like the like the strip clubs and everything And um, there's there's there's the thing about that street as there's also like these um these ladies that hand you um business cards like for massages And so you can only imagine after I mean just being there for a certain amount of time I had a bunch of these cards in my hotel room and so One night I I felt I mean this is before obviously before I had a girlfriend.
This is years before that And um, I I was lonely and it was like one or two in the morning And I decided to just go there's a desk in the hotel and I just grabbed a random card with um a number on it and so um The the number I called I don't even remember what I just was a random one and the the person came to my door And so I noticed that um When the person came in I didn't kind of reckon I didn't recognize the face And uh, there's just something didn't look right And so and then I noticed the voice was a little deeper And so but the person looked like a pretty girl And So I asked because I wanted to know make sure it was a girl or female And when I went to I go let me can I just check to see what's down there? She uh he or she said uh, no No No, you have to pay first So So I just said, you know what since this person's in my hotel room, I'll just get the massage Um near the end of my massage, um something flipped in my head and something a voice said in my head like what the hell And so I I think um I think uh to make a long story short short short I think um Trans transsexual uh stuff my penis You got a magnetist story up a little bit you can't jump to that. Uh, what do you mean? What do you mean?
What happened to me? That was really like silly to me. Okay, I'll go back to that But you can't jump to the end you gotta Because I'm having PTSD like I'm having PTSD like I'm having PTSD like I'm having PTSD Okay, so you're going through like what's going on in my mind and then the massage is happening and then continue on there You know what I mean, I think I was convincing my mind like, you know, it could be a girl And I was like I was trying to justify Um, like the decision making that I was about to do So He or she is pretty So I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna I'm gonna roll the dice on this one. I'm gonna roll the dice on this one And uh And I rolled I definitely rolled the dice And um Yeah, I just kind of like I I just got my back Kind of like this you can't see oh, I mean those for you listening can't see but I had my hands Both my hands behind my head like Like kind of like a relaxation like I'm like laying on the beach I never kind I never like looked at the person So in my mind, I could have been anyone And so um Yeah, it happened I mean I can't lie it felt decent And that's the story Yeah Yeah Yeah You convinced yourself.
Yeah Because in the moment you're like, you know what it could be a pretty girl. Yeah, I just seen an ad I just seen Adam's apple. Now how how much how much was this for the massage? Um And now and now did she did she 30 to 50 American.
Yeah, I don't know like his own The people face up so um also Did she ask you if you wanted to have anything or was it implied like this is what this guy ordered me Yeah, so before she asked there's a blowjob. Yeah, was it condom or no condom condom. Yeah, I've never had a blowjob with a condom before it felt weird because Uh the person like they have a thing where um they uh take listerine Like a Dixie cup. I've even heard this.
No, they have a like a Dixie cup of the blue listerine. Uh-huh And they um Put it they put it in their mouth and then they have put the condom on and then they they do it with the listerine And it's like a like a cooling sensation Oh, you never heard of this? Yeah So that's what I'm gonna think of every time I gargle with it. I'm so sorry It's your what is your blowjob for the Philippines.
I'm gonna think of I'm so sorry think of a hooker. We'll get the green one. Don't get the blue. I have blue already No, just get the green now.
I'm so sorry. I don't know what to say to that. Yeah, I get the green listerine. Oh, yeah, okay Well, that was a great sex talk.
That was a great sex talk. We'll have one more um I forgot about this. Yeah, let's end it with that. Yeah, was that a fun one?
That was so fun All right. That was so fun. All right. Well, let's let's get this last third one out of the way You go first while I move my sex You went completely off camera.
You went completely off camera. Does that count? Yeah, that counted as I showed you the I saw it. Yeah.
All right. Get the mic get that mic Testing testing testing testing testing testing testing. This is what we call in the business of soft clothes. Okay Yeah, don't get so close though.
Give me at least a foot of space. Okay, there you go. You got you got to look at it Okay, dude, that's good enough. All right.
Let's end it with our scissor. Wait. Did you see base? Yeah, sorry.
It's okay That's okay. Okay. You know, I'm data didn't say I saw it. Okay.
Okay. Okay, you're right All right, we're gonna do this. Wait, where can people find you? Oh, okay.
So you got a great youtube show. Yeah, okay So I'm on youtube.com slash db. We be both all with W's stb we be definitely subscribe to that My instagram is my careename kong-u q u a n g o u and check out my bandcamp at stb we be bandcamp.com stb we be bandcamp.com Heck yeah, okay You ready? That was really fun.
That was fun. I love you, man. I love you too. That was so fun