Yeah, you back listening to Jeremiah Wonders, and I'll tell you what I appreciate it. Yep, that's freaking right. You listening to this? Means so much to me.
Thank you guys. Hello. Seriously though, it's been cool. A lot of people been reaching out, a lot of good positive support of the show.
I hope this show finds you well. I hope this show has been a positive boost to your week. I hope you're having a great week and I hope this kicks it off. Oh good things are happening to you in your life.
You know I'm all about that positivity dog. I'm all about that positivity. And I thank you guys for those five star reviews on iTunes. Those reviews, all that stuff helps.
And I've been getting some nice letters, some emails from you guys at yourboyjeremywalkinsandgmail.com. I appreciate those of you people who are reaching out to me. Yeah, that's right. Got some pretty big news today.
Pretty big news guys. New sponsor of the podcast. Oh man, I'm so excited. So excited to share this with you.
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So excited. Got some cool stuff I want to plug real quick guys. March 4th, Sunday. I will be making my debut on HBO on Pete Holmes show crashing with the roast battle crew.
The episode is called roast battle. How freaking cool is that? We didn't HBO crossover take over show with Pete Holmes. Thank you to Pete Holmes and John Aptav for making that happen.
And the other people who are involved as well. I'm Jeff Ross. Of course. Our buddies over there.
Yes. So excited. Other than that, I'll also be March 1 through 3rd Sacramento punchline with my buddy, the Golden Pony Tony Hinchcliffe. He's headlining.
I'm featuring for him. And that is one heck of a show. We've done a tour together in the fall of the Monster Energy Drink 4th. It's one heck of a show whenever you come see us.
We put on a show for you guys. So hope to see you guys out there in the Bayaria Bayaria. I saw a Black Panther this week. It's freaking great.
I loved it. I get all the hype around it and it's deserved hype. And I suggest if you haven't seen that, you got to see it in theaters. That's a great movie.
I was a couple other things I did this week. For those involved in the comedy community, I showcased for this thing called Just for Laughs. They're new faces of comedy. I felt like I did pretty good.
We'll see if I can call back. I was just leaving that stuff up. Trying not to think about that stuff too much. What happens if it happens?
That's great. If not, on to the next thing. That's how your boy works. You know?
Go where you want it. If you're not wanted there, figure a way out to be wanted there. Figure a way to get out good enough where people want you around. I don't know.
Just talk to my mind. I've been getting into black mirror on Netflix. Man, that shows great. My wife and I freaking love that show.
We've been knocking out episodes of that show. An episode a day. We're in season three right now. What was getting good?
Other thing that happened. Oh yeah. I was playing some sax actually on this episode during sax talk. I pulled my mouthpiece off.
The cork, if you know anything about saximals, there's cork that's around the neck. It completely came off and I had to go get a fix at Sam Ash. They hooked it up. They fixed it in 15 minutes.
I've got new cork on my sax. That cork has been on there for 18 years at least as long as I've been playing it. I guess I needed some new cork and got a new cork job. That's cool.
I'm just giving you guys a play by play. Why not? Like little moments, little highlights, memorable things that happened to me this week. Also this was a big deal.
IOS in Prolympic is an affiliate. IOS in Chicago. It's been home to many improvisers, many greats over the years. Chris Farley, Amy Poehler.
The list goes on. If you look at SNL's Cast for the years. I'd look up IOS without me getting too much into the history. It's amazing.
I did years of shows there. No joke. Hundreds of shows there. I used to run a Saturday show in their upstairs room and their room called The Loft with my buddy Justin Lexio who I did the Building Years podcast with for years.
We did three years of every Saturday night at 11 PM. Some of the worst times I've ever bombed in my life was on that show. I grew a lot as a comic. IOS was closing down.
I closed down last night. It was kind of a sad moment. I stood on the stage for the last time. That is actually over eight years ago in January of 2010 is whenever I started Stamped Comedy.
I did my first stand-up comedy set on the IOS main stage and Jade Catapretta was hosting the open mic. I stood on that stage one more time. I don't know what's going to become the space there. It's sad whenever things go out of business.
We had another place called Westwood Brewing Company where a lot of us came up together in my class of comedians. Place goes out of business. It's very sad because you feel there's a hole. Then the people have to find other homes.
Luckily that wasn't my home base. The comedy stores my home base. It's definitely less sad for me than other people. I literally did a show there last weekend.
I was still performing there a lot. I hope that the people who are in that community find other outlets and find other clubs or other alternative venues, they welcome them and they still keep doing their thing. But the venue be the only thing that fuels you for the level you're doing. There's a guy named Stan who keeps writing to me.
I think he's a troubled soul, guys. He wrote another letter to me. I'm going to read it to you right now. Here's the latest letter from my buddy Stan.
Dear Jeremiah, I'm happy to see you start this podcast. You've been absolutely hilarious the whole time on Kill Tony. This podcast is needed to happen. You're one of the nicest comedians I've ever met.
I'm an open micro-back in your hometown case team. It's refreshing to have your support. I don't see a lot of that in open mic scenes. Remember when we did an episode of Tall and Old Town inside the Kansas City and Proven Next to Adonster?
You would give me advice on what I needed to do to make it out of California by the time I'm 26. You didn't need to do that and I'm thankful every day for it. And still the most listened to episode of my podcast. My 26th birthday is seven months away and I have 13 cents to my name.
So I don't think I'm going to make it to Los Angeles quite yet. But I know the only thing I need to do as a comedian is never give up. You told me to remind myself they have fun in the process and I get that because you never know how long this ride will be. I learned a lot and I'm having a lot of fun.
So any comedians out there listening to this that are going through tough times, remember that all you need to survive is never quick. I'll see you in LA soon, Jeremiah. Truly yours, your biggest fan. This is Stan.
JK, this is Trey Thompson. Thank you so much to Trey Thompson for writing me that nice letter. I appreciate that buddy. Yeah, he's a funny Kansas City comic.
He needs to get his butt out to LA or New York or one of the bigger scenes, even Denver or Chicago, you know? They got scenes that are coming up. They got a lot of great comments there. Nothing to knock the Kansas City scene but I don't think that there's a whole lot going on there.
So I hope that you get out to LA soon, buddy. I'm rooting for you. And yeah, just know that you got somebody out here who's got your back. If you come out this way to Los Angeles, let's get into this episode today, guys.
So excited. Jessie May and I had a lot of fun hanging out, riffing, good times. If you don't know her, check her out online on her Twitter, her Instagram. Super funny.
Just one of those naturally funny people always positive, always fun to be around. She's great. Also, if you haven't been to Jeremiah Watkins.tv slash shop, go grab a t-shirt for me. Boy, got a bunch of designs.
I got wave shirts from Rose Battle. Got Reagan Watkins tees. Yeah, got some just Watkins tees. So maybe I'll do a Jeremiah Wanders shirt eventually.
Who knows? If you're interested in sponsoring this show, email yourboy, Jeremiah Watkins at gmail.com. That's why you are boy. Jeremiah Watkins at gmail.com.
Again, a lot of people hit me up to do some different stuff. And I'm really excited that Speedweed has been continuously sponsoring the show and that Joe's pizza on Sunset and West Hollywood is hooking a brother up. So that's super exciting, super cool. Thanks for all the love, for all the support.
Without further ado, here is Jessie May Paluso on Jeremiah Wanders. We're in it. We're in it. It's happening.
Absolutely. It's all happening. It's all happening. So quickly.
In so slow. Yeah. Yeah. All at once.
It's kind of like indigestion. Like from the chicken. From the chicken. I'm experiencing just, I don't know what it is.
I don't know what's going on inside of me. My body hates me. No more dinner parties. Well, Jessie May and I were talking before the podcast started into, she said, can you get a food allergy from chicken?
I said, I think you just had bad chicken. I think I'm people are trying to kill me. Really? People are trying to murder me slowly.
What did you do? I beat up kittens in a second life. What? There's only two of them.
I kicked them. But I think I'm hard. I'm kind of like what kind of person you are if you would do anything to hurt a kitten. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, have you ever heard a kitten? No.
Well, okay. Whoa. Okay. Okay.
I used to, whenever I was a kid, I guess this is going deep real quick on the spot. Bad chicken and hurtin' kittens. That's it. Yeah.
Hey guys, make sure you hashtag that. Bad chicken. Where's kittens? So me and a friend used to play catch with this one little kitten that we had.
You played kitten catch. Not much. Not what you, when you're phrased like that, it sounds real mean. Oh god, when you were a guy.
Oh god, when you were a guy. I'm like sweating right now. I haven't even thought about this forever. Um, they're uh...
Feel guilty. Well, yeah, now I do. Yeah, it was literally, it wouldn't be very often. It wasn't like a recurring thing that we did.
I just have a memory one time of us playing catch with our cat. That's because your brain is saving you from all the other memories where you tossed the cat around the fucking room, Jeremiah. Son of a... Alright, we hooked it up to a fan once.
Just one time, okay? We used to when I was a kid, my friend Amy and I, we would get like, you know, those, like a bigger ball that you could kick around like a lighter plastic one. You know, like when you go into like a Toys R Us store, there's a big basket of them. They're brightly colored.
We'd get one of those and we'd kick it around my room and just knock everything off the walls. We literally would just kick it and knock here where it went. We turned the fan on so the fan would give it like an extra, you know, punt across the room if it landed on the fan of my mom. I would come up and be like, what are you doing?
What are you doing? The room would just be in a total disarray. We did that for fun. Yeah, that's, I mean, my brother and I used to play this game called Alaska.
Where we would get like every blanket and every towel like in the house and we would act like we were freezing cold because we're like Alaska's really cold. We've heard. Were you guys really cold? You just, we pour?
No, I mean, moments for sure. I think everyone should have a poor moment. Oh, I mean, so we were always like working class but like trying to be in another class. I mean, that's an ambition.
Yeah. Yeah. That's ambition. Like whenever my mom would like we'd go out for a nice dinner or whatever my mom would always say, we're going to be somebody tonight.
We're going to act like we're somebody tonight. Yeah. That's one on New Year's Eve. This stretch, Escalade.
There was like a party bus kind of thing that had like neon lights on the inside. She tried out the kind of like corporate dudes take to go to Vegas. Exactly. Or like if you're in prom or something like.
Yeah, yeah, my sweet 16. Yeah, exactly. And my mom like brought us out and she was like so sweet. Like she's like, everybody cover your eyes.
And like we walked outside. How many of you? There was like eight or ten of us all together. Like because she had a couple of friends.
No, she like she invited like my sister had like her. Like husband at the time and like like we all had our significant others basically with us. So there's like almost like ten of us. Did you guys get toasted?
I mean definitely some of us did. I feel like those when you ever like rent a stretch anything it's just like a one way ticket to vomit. There's one person that's going to go too hard. Someone's going to go too hard.
It's going to be the aunt you never expected. Yeah. And she's going to throw up in a purse. It's not hers.
It was my brother this time. My brother. Yeah. Like we were so white trash in this thing.
Like as we went to downtown Kansas City. Don't tell me you the city that's right. You're from Kansas. My boyfriend's from Kansas.
Is it really? Yeah. He's from Beloit. Oh yeah.
That's like in the middle. No way. Yeah. Yeah.
So we go to downtown Kansas City and my brother like everybody is riding so high because we're in a stretch Escalade and my brother is he rolled down his window like rather you know some people usually stick their head out of the sun roof or whatever and they're like my brother rolled down the window and was miming masturbating on people as we drove by like for no reason. Just because he could. Celebratory dance. I guess just like you know fake masturbating on strangers as we drove by them on New Year's Eve.
And when I was driving with my friend and her mom and her mom's friend we drove down. We were in South Carolina and we drove past this guy who was miming jerking off was that your brother. It could have been. Maybe that's his thing.
This guy was the front seat. He's like I'm good at this. So I'm going to take this. So strange.
This guy was just jerking off. He was catching air. It was so strange and his and her mother was panicking. Her mother was like what do we do?
What do we do? What do we do? Like just keep driving. We're in a car.
We're fine. We're not going to dive via masturbation. When my mom came out here to visit and I was talking about on stage. She literally was telling me she didn't know if I was moving into the right area and I'm trying to calm her down.
And literally we pulled up to a red light in Hollywood and there's a homeless man masturbating inside of his sweatpants on a bus bench just vigorously. And my mom was just like please come home. And that was the first month that I moved out here. She came out here.
Oh, God. She's like this is the worst. From Kansas. They don't see that kind of stuff in Kansas.
No. Are you kidding me? No. They don't even do that in the privacy of their own homes in Kansas.
That is so funny. Oh my God. I'm so funny. She visited me.
This was like a few weeks after I had moved and she was worried about where I was living. Yeah. I was living in bedside. Okay.
Do or die. That's the motto do or die. And you don't get to choose the neighborhood chooses for you. Like what's going to work out for you?
You're going to do or you're going to die. And so we pulled up and stopped at this corner and on a building to the left of us was spray painted do or die. And she was like do or die. Jesus Christ.
Jessie name. Where did you move? And I was like that says Dordie. It's the mayor.
It's one word. You're reading it wrong. Don't be rude to these people. No one's dying.
I'm like I need to move. I was like you know make some more money. Help me pay my rent and I don't have to live in this hard ass neighborhood where people ask me when I'm jogging if I'm running away from people. I'm exercising.
No you're not. Snow bunny. You're running away from the black boy. You're just nobody.
I go jogging and bedside. I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. No I sensed quite the accent on your mom. Where are you originally from Syracuse?
That's what we sound like in Syracuse. It's a very nice. Really? Yeah.
It sounds almost like almost a little bit minnesota. Yeah it's from Midwestish. Yeah. There's like a Midwest Canadian.
The Syracuse North Texas. Syracuse is in New York. Never mind. Yikes.
Now Kansas City in your Panama. Wait is there a Syracuse in Texas though? Maybe. I don't mess with Texas.
It's so dumb right now. If there's not a Syracuse in Texas. I used to know everywhere that's everywhere. I mean come on.
You're a little hard on yourself right now Jeremiah. I mean I just you know I try to be as factual as possible. I know. I really I took the half-court shot and you're fine.
You tried though. I did. You tried. You're gonna go real good tonight.
We're gonna look our best. We're gonna be someone. We're gonna be someone. We're gonna be someone.
That's the nine. I wonder what that saying comes from. To the nine's. Do you know the origin of that?
I'm a little. Let me check. We have a resident fact checker. You need a fact checker.
I think he's actually calling in. Is he? Oh okay. Hello is this a resident fact checker?
Yeah. It's a vault. Walt. Thank you so much for calling in.
Now we were just talking to the nine's. Where does that come from? Actually I'm glad you asked this. It's one of my favorite things to talk about because I'm a big golfer.
It has to do with it. You play golf or are you a fan of the Gulf of Mexico? Oh no I'm a golfer or a golfer. I'm a golfer.
I don't play it. I just like to watch it. I have the hips swing for it. I just don't have that.
Okay well that's the first fact that I didn't know about it. Yeah your hip joints have to be loose. The flexor? Yeah the flexor.
Well so you were calling about to the nine's. That expression. What's the origin of that? What country does that come from?
Well it comes from America. I'm an American I'm real proud of it. So it comes from America it has to do with golfing. Okay.
The nine holes. Oh like you're going to play to the ninth hole. Yeah like you're a winner. You're a champion.
You're going to play to the nine holes. I'm going to dress to the ninth hole. You're going to dress to the ninth hole. I'll see you there.
Well that is actually way more than I thought you were going to come up with. But you are the resident of the track checker. I just choked on a pine nut. A pine nut?
I'm a really aggressive pine nut allergy. Really? Yeah but I'm a champion so I like to push it to the edge. Well yeah I mean you know there's a lot of wimps out there with peanut allergies.
But you have a pine nut allergy. What a plain nut. Get a more exotic nut you loser. Okay we just lost a wall.
I don't know what happened to. Wow well it seemed aggressive. But to the ninth I mean that was a pretty good explanation I think of. I think it was all bullshit but we'll see.
You think so? I mean come on to the ninth. We'll have to check them later. It was a little it was a little cool.
It was a little little sleepy. I'm excited for a brand new segment. You're the first person. I'm so excited to do this.
I've been smelling this segment. This new segment is called Pizza Party. Pizza. Pizza.
Pizza Party. Pizza Party. Yes. Okay so let's set down our mics for a second.
I'm going to serve you up a slice of Joe's Pizza. Oh humble humble promo. Here we go. Talking to these guys over here.
Who doesn't love pizza. Right? Oh my god. Even like pizza is so good.
Warm, cold, piping hot or even frozen. This is really good. Oh good. That coming from New York.
Do you have a favorite pizza joint there? Mm-hmm. I do. I wonder if this is going to drive the podcast listener crazy us chewing.
No it's fine. You guys deal with the pizza's delicious and don't hate. There's this place called Kete. It's like Middle Eastern.
Middle Eastern pizza? I don't even think it's Italian. It's on um I think it's on Bleaker in the village and it's this teeny little narrow restaurant and they have it's just flat bread pizza but it's not your traditional like they'll have like the red sauce and the cheese but they also have like crazy stuff you know they'll throw a fig on that son of a bitch and you're like what? Wait you can do that?
You can. But the dough is so good. What's more important to you in a pizza is it sauce or you more of a crust or the cheese? The most important part is that it's loyal to me.
Really? All that other stuff can go down the drain. What do you think of Chicago pizza being from New York? Deep dish.
That's a lot of dish. I mean do we need that much? But it's so good. It's like a mattress of pizza.
It's so thick. I want to take a nap and deep dish and just eat my way out of it. That sounds like the best thing ever. Right?
You wake up in a pizza mattress and then you just eat your way out of bed. Oh my goodness. Or like even a waffle bed. Just basically any great food that you could eat your way out of.
How great would it be if your comfort was made out of pancake? Alright you're really getting my stomach engines revved right now. Your stomach engines rev. This is what happens when you have a stoner on your podcast.
You just start talking about it. Just the best ideas in the world. No I love pizza. You know pizza reminds me of like when I was a little girl and we would go roller skating at the roller rink and there's always like a pizza party going on there.
Pizza parties are just I feel like you just associate good memories. Yeah pizza parties you know. A break at work. Somebody's birthday hung over at 3am.
When they were there surprise too because I didn't tell you that I was going to have pizza. No and you didn't tell me it was going to be Joe's pizza. Dot IT. What kind of fucking websites is that?
No. Maybe they got it back in the day. Is it Dot Italy? Dot IT maybe?
I don't know. Yeah I guess it's Dot. Have you ever heard of a Dot IT? I don't think so.
Maybe they just went for it you know they want to be unique. That's real bizarre. Save on some ink. Save thousands a year.
You're not a boozer are you? As you're really maximizing your two breaks. Anybody that follows me on social media or whatever they know how much I love pizza and I'm wolfing down the slice in front of Jesse Mary now. So you don't because when I think of pizza also I think of the greatest food to eat when you're drunk and food to eat when you're hung over.
That's a great hangover food. Well it kind of soaks everything up is you know whatever hurt you know. So have you never drank? I've never drank before.
Wow. Your liver is probably like pristine. It's so clean like sometimes I go to the art institute and I model my liver. I mean just draw a smooth circle.
Just draw. Ooh that's so smooth. That's amazing. No drugs.
No. There's a little hesitation there. Was there something that you want to talk about? No it's just funny this podcast is sponsored by Speedweed though.
So I don't know. So I can show I love Gino. So you know I consider myself a marijuana ally. Like an advocate but not a.
Yeah I'm not a user but like I'm definitely like an ad. I honestly I think that marijuana should have been legal forever ago and it should have been. I think the the laws on drinking should be way harsher than marijuana. Like if you're driving if you're super high you're not going to get in a like a horrible accident.
That doesn't happen. You're going way too slowly going five miles an hour. Right but but a DUI with drinking it's like you know it's killed so many thousands of people. Yeah.
I mean that's where I stand on it. It's like I think the statistics are like somewhere close to like 50,000 people a year. Die while drinking and driving. Yeah and then the amount of people who go to jail for that so.
I enjoy the marriage. I know you don't. I see you posting about it. I actually have I have some weed here for you actually.
What? Yeah. That didn't sound like me. What?
What I found about about whenever you get people weed. It's the most genuine one of the best reactions that you'll ever get from people. If you give somebody marijuana it is they literally look at you. You're some kind of like angel.
Like you have been like transcended from heaven. You are an angel. Like you look like an angel. If you sprouted wings and flew the fuck out of here I would just grab another slice.
Yeah. I think we're getting a caller right now. Are we? Hello caller who's this?
It's me the weed angel. The what? It angel. Why are you where are you calling?
Wait for Jesse May. Oh shit. Jesse May. You know when sometimes you lose a little bit of weed and you can't find it for the longest time.
It's the worst. But then all of a sudden you put on that hoodie and you find it in that pocket that you forgot was there. That's the best. That's me Jesse May.
I am the person who put that there for you. I don't want to meet you for a long time. Yes. Do you have any questions for me?
I must go. I have so many other stoner homes to visit. I do have one question. Yes.
I have two pockets. Can you just stick some weed in there? I will. Like just anytime and I just want to put my hands in there and find them and I'll think of you.
If you leave Jeremiah's household you will have weed in your pocket and that is a promise from the weed angel. Okay. I don't know. It was weird because they were calling in but it sounded like he flew away from his phone.
No he didn't. He flew away from the phone. Backwards. Yeah.
The phone is not even still there. He hasn't even hung up yet. He just put it down and flew away from it. Well he is a weed angel so he's probably just like hanging out.
He's probably just like stoned. Yeah. He's probably just flying around in circles. Yeah.
That would be great. Is that your super power? Flying. I think honestly.
Well. Invisible. Mine would probably teleportation. Teleportation.
Where the fuck would you go? Anywhere and everywhere I wanted to. But I would get option paralysis. There's too many choices.
Well. I got to pick an era. And then it plays in that era. Dinosaurs?
Well that's more time travel I think. Where that would be an interesting superpower to have time travel. You're just saying like one from here to like sunset. Yeah literally.
Like yeah I'm popping up being able to like go wherever. I think that would be amazing. What if every time you did it. It made you ten minutes older.
That would be horrible. You'd have to use it very well. It would be worth it. You'd have to use it very sparingly.
Yeah very sparingly. We're talking family visits. Possibly depending on how good my other flights of the year are to different compid places. Right.
Whatever layover is. I'd stop flying spirit. I'll tell you that much. Fuck spirit.
Oh my gosh. They're the worst airline ever. They're like oh we don't charge any fees. But you charge fees and you're a plane's shit.
Oh shit. You're always late. Always. They cancelled on Christmas Eve for me one year.
Oh yeah. I spent another eight hours at the airport in LAX. Oh man. And that's the worst when you're just in LAX?
Well worst. But I hung out and I met another person who's like in the comedy scene that happened to be there and we just had lunch and talked for like hours and I was like well I have a good flight. Yeah. Merry Christmas.
You know one of the best things about the airport is that you probably, well you don't partake in. You can drink any hour of the day. And there's no judgment. There's absolutely no judgment.
There's no qualms. There's no stigma about having a martini at 936 a hand. No. Because it's the airport.
Yeah. Time doesn't exist the same way. People also know that you need to relax before you go somewhere. Yeah.
I'm going to pre-flight martini. Totally. And then I need my during-flight martini and then obviously a post-flight-markerita. How the hell am I going to get off the plane?
Do you do edibles ever before you fly? I don't really enjoy edibles at all because I feel like the earth bend under my feet. Oh you get like too loopy on them. Too paranoid.
Yeah. And if I can micro-dose, if I do like a smaller dose it's okay. Yeah. But I prefer just old school joints.
Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. So that concludes we finished our slice of pizza.
We did. Joe's killed it. Yeah. Joe's killed it because it's cold and it's still delicious.
It's like perfect. Yeah. Like perfect like room temp cold. It's room temp cold.
They should serve it like that. Yeah. They should have that option for drinks. So good.
Pizza pizza pizza. This is my pizza party. Now I got my pizza lino. Oh, I know.
I got my pizza swerve on. I got my pizza lino. I got my pizza lino. I got my pizza swerve on.
I got my pizza cushion on. I got my pizza dry. Oh. Man, I feel really good now.
Yeah. My chicken nausea has gone away. Joe's pizza cures nausea. Wow.