Hey, it's so nice to have you back on Jeremiah wonders. Thanks for tuning in guys. Welcome back to the show Did you have a good? Weekend did you have a good week was it a rough one?
Hmm? Maybe I some unforeseen Hiccups came your way hmm. Let's get over that together I'll start it off with a with a good positive Podcast to start your week, huh? My buddy Kevin Mac is on the show today you may know him as the hashtag king from Kill Tony and He's a good friend that I met through the comedy store met through Kill Tony in that show and he's been around a lot in the scene and we just developed a good friendship over the time of hanging out and just Seeing each other go up and he's a big supporter of rose battle So he's a good good kind familiar face that I like to stumble upon whenever I'm up at the comedy store And we had a great great time getting to know each other a little bit better and riffing and had a lot of fun characters and columns on The show I think you guys are really gonna dig it So if you don't know who Kevin Mac is you will after this episode and you'll have to follow him on all his socials He's got quite the Instagram if you haven't heard so go go check it out I want to thank the sponsor of the show.
I'm gonna keep this very short. I'm actually on the road once again Hustle hustle hustle hustle hustle and bustle gotta get these kill Tony's out on the on the road and doing more stand-up on the road Which I'm excited about but I feel refreshed. I feel recharged Yeah, guys. I feel good back in it I took a break over the weekend as I mentioned with my wife over 4th of July weekend man was I needed and I'm just feeling like I'm ready kick button tight names again You know what I mean just ready get out there lasso that moon with a little rope tied in put in my pocket safe for light look at it One thing the sponsor the show speed week wrongs more pizza and mention music and I haven't done this in a while So I wanted to do this.
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It's gonna be great if you want to come also on Friday in Los Angeles Friday night And Los Angeles at the pack theater. We're doing a a 15 minute version of Jeremiah wonders live In front of life studio audience gonna be the first beta test see if we can start doing the show live so it's very exciting And Saturday July 20th this Saturday July 20th hunting to beach the rec room Huntington Beach in the OC area William Montgomery Joel Jimenez myself patregan We're all coming to do stand up and then and patregan and I are closing out with some Reagan Watkins We're headlining that show Huntington rec room Huntington Beach rec room come out to that and a friend Kenny Weber soon to open shows well So come on out to those shows guys and then Pittsburgh with Tony Hinchcliffe and Philadelphia We're doing till Tony's and Stanford's there the 24th through the 27th I believe and then I'll be Miami with Tony Hinchcliffe in August the 8th through the 10th and March of Columbus August 13th didn't sound like crazy quickly so come on up Thank you guys so much for supporting the show if you're not already doing so follow me on social media at Jeremiah Stay and follow our YouTube page that my producer pal Gage T arena is knocking out of the park YouTube.com slash Jeremiah watching Gonna watch the videos there we got a three camera set up now So for you know so for you know and follow my pal Gage JG T I JER I And I get to get in a oh sounds very mysterious Gage T arena without further ado. We're going to the thing Who do you see this little Jeremiah wonders with my pal Kevin Mac we're doing it we've already started it's a it's been it started We did it. Hey welcome to the show Kevin Mac is here.
What's up? What camera should I look at that one? Hey, you know what? It's a multi-cam operation.
So you can point the different ones. All right cool We'll find it for you. We know how much I like cameras. Yeah Hashtag king is here with us king hashtag king hashtag hashtag king hashtag.
I don't know I don't know which has there's no break in between all those hashtags. I'm quite honest My buddy Kevin Mac is in the house if you are a kiltony listener you may know him from past segments where Tony would read His hashtags on Instagram after he would do a minute of stand-up comedy and a lot of a lot of good segments came from that Yeah, I think a lot of people have been we've had a lot of comments asking where I've been and I have I do go Not I don't go every week, but I do go it's it really is a crapshoot whether you're gonna get on or not So well the list is that you sign up for the amount of people who are entering that bucket now It's pretty huge. There's like at least over a hundred comics every single time Yeah, the show is growing super fast and you've got people I mean I was I signed up last week I didn't get up obviously but I signed up last week and there was a few people that were there from Montana that drove in just To sign up for kiltony and they didn't make it. Oh man.
That happens. That happens on the road quite a bit Well, we'll go to one city that happens to be you know five hours from somewhere that somebody else lives that we're not gonna Be doing a kiltony in their area for a while So they make the drive and then sometimes they get up and then sometimes they don't yeah So yeah, the guys from Montana. They were like they were like yeah, we drove in just for kiltony And I'm like you know, you can fly right? It's a lot faster Yeah, I was like are you doing spots on the way?
I like no we just came here for this It's like that is a poor use of your time. Oh, that's commitment commitment. Yes, it is a commitment Dude happy to have you here you I follow you on Instagram Of course and you put out a lot of a lot of funny sketches on Instagram Which I don't even do that for I mean I started on vine back when vine existed Did you know were you I mean I know it's kind of a smaller crew of people that got like real popular off of that But did you know Ryan Dune like did you ever communicate with him before he moved out here anything like that? Yeah, right and I we did a bunch of skits on vine actually I had a million followers on vine I think he had like 2.7 million Which which sucks when it died because you go from like extremely relevant to like nobody fucking knows who you are Wow, and all those other people were so smart that we're on vine because they started pushing their following over to Instagram and YouTube And I was like, no, I'm just gonna ride this vine thing because I'm old as fuck So I was like, no, it's gonna be around another thing.
Yeah, I don't have enough energy for two things You know, it's funny is the one of the founders of TikTok. Yeah, hit me up before it launched and And said I think you'd be perfect for this and I'm like nah and then it blew up like crazy You know like yeah, you never really know the same people hit me up. Yeah, they were like I just did I don't really like you. We really think you would do well, and I was like, that's just like another thing I know that's how yeah, yeah, so I'm like I started doing Instagram after vine died I'm like all right well I'm gonna do the Instagram thing and then everybody's like you should start doing YouTube and I'm like dah I don't want to focus on another thing.
Yeah, I'm an idiot. Well, basically Crazy because YouTube that's that's the great way to monetize stuff and I've been at YouTube my channel since 2006 wow and like it's taking me forever to get traction slow like and it's still very small But it's like it's building slowly yeah, but yeah It's it's so many things that especially as a comedian and an actor's like there's so many things that you have to try to juggle and stuff Right where you're like I don't know which one I need to put all my attention into it's so draining like all the time The thing that drives me nuts is that everybody that I used to vine with and everybody that I know They transitioned over to YouTube or transitioned over these other things and they're all multi millionaires now And then there's me who's living in studio apartment in North Hollywood with like a hundred thousand hundred twelve thousand on Instagram And I'm like what did I do like King Batch millionaire TV shows making crazy dollars Logan and Jake Paul both of them I started vining with them when they had like a hundred thousand followers Lately Pawn's multi millionaire Hannah stocking the list goes on well every single huge social media star in the world I know them personally and have done stuff with them and they're like boom and I'm just like hey You guys want to still do stuff? Yeah, I'm gonna sit over hit him up and be like do you want to do a sketch or something? Yeah, I mean they'll hit me up every once in a while and I'll ask me to be in something Yeah, but it's always like hey, we need an old guy Hey Kevin we need a dad or we need a grandpa.
I'm like, right? Well, you're like I guess I'm in that weird social media I mean age that doesn't make sense. I mean I'm almost 40 so at this point I'm like you just kind of got to take what you can get yeah, I guess so I mean I I got a haircut recently and people keep telling me that I Look younger than I did before and I'm like, okay. I mean I guess I'll take it I really do though.
Yeah, I don't know what it is. I like I like right now I have a full beard and people were telling me last night I'm like you look younger. I'm like I have a full beard. Yeah, you're the only person I know who grows facial hair to look younger Super weird.
Yeah, man. I don't know what kind of what kind of stuff is going on here like the reverse I feel like when your hair starts going gray you're literally gonna start shrinking into like an infant I feel like you have that man. I was just like this little baby. I don't call you.
Oh, man My voice is getting deeper is I get smaller. What happened? I don't know. I think this is some kind of reverse engineering process Oh, man.
I shouldn't rub that anti-aging cream back on my face in 2001. Well, there was something I want to talk to you about your mind Okay, there was recently a discovery made and they found that pizza actually reverses the aging process. Oh, no I've been eating so much pizza man. Yeah, man.
It's a little baby now. Yes, you've become a man child Well, who would have known the fountain of youth was quite cheesy delicious You're you're literally changing into a baby slice by slice. I want to do a remake of Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory, but instead of candy It's just like a cheese river and just like like pizza on trees and like churros that are growing out of bushes and stuff like that The pizza pockets taste like pizza pockets. That's because they're real What would your scratch and sniff wallpaper be?
Oh scratch and sniff well as long as the the scent is Contained within the scratch like if you start scratching and then it's just out there You know, I mean a lingering thing right that's a very different question. There's the room if integers are room But if it's contained within the the little scratch, I think my The tough question is Hmm Because remember you can have multiple sense like they did in the movie right and I think that one of them would be Because some of the food like pizza to me like that's not one of those foods where I smell it and I'm like Oh, I'm ready It's all visual for me for pizza and same kind of with Mexican food. I don't like sniff my burrito I'm not like I honestly don't even know what a burrito smells like Yeah, well, it's kind of like just not just you know, I mean it's not super distinct so I think I Mean I think bacon would be one good Scratch and sniff because in the morning, you know bacon in the morning with breakfast like scrambled eggs and bacon and eggs would be a great Smell orange juice the smell orange juice High pulp of course my high pulp kind of guy. I love a good pulp.
Yeah, right Yeah, can we get into that can we get a little more pulp? We talk I would like the pulp to be so much that it's almost like a smoothie. I have some that are like that Yeah, yeah, well you can't really swallow it dude You have to take out you have to take a drink of your orange juice and then a drink of water to get your orange juice down I yeah, can I get a thicky could I just get like the thickest okay possible? Or it's like a chore for me to freakin swallow it You have I want orange juice that's so pulpy that I have to dislocate my jaw to get it I just I want to unhinge like a freaking python no python strangle.
I think oh no no python's on the bow constrictor Okay, yeah, yeah, the pipe like a freaking python the guy who who tries to use analogies and then is using the wrong one halfway Throwing is like no no no we're still gonna use that yeah Yeah, I want I just want to get out there in the jungle like snow leopard, you know what I mean? I mean more like a cheetah Yeah, I mean a cheetah, you know what I'm talking about cheetah in the jungle. Yeah exactly You know what I don't understand why do they call lines the king of the jungle when they don't live in the jungle? Um, you ever thought of that?
Blush your mind dude What is happening? I know if we hit a second guessing everything right now Why did it change back all of something that was weird I had a little flutter in there your voice is cracking on your way back to a movie I think I've always cracked in real life and then like a filter like Filters like who is this guy who's this dude right here? If only we had a wildlife expert that could explain the lion thing Uh, you know what? Um, we do have a caller calling in.
Oh, um, it's actually this guy named James Nolan His name is he goes by tibi. Oh, I've heard of this guy. He'll allow. Hey, is this tibi?
It's not like he was in the room for a second I'm going away from a string. I can tell that the phone There seems to be an issue with your line there tibi Yeah, are you on a sprint phone? Of course the number one phone carrier So tibi we have a question for you Jeremiah had to go to the bathroom. Yeah, yeah, no.
No, yeah, sorry. I just got back. I so tibi Kevin Mac actually had a question for you. That's very interesting about Lions living in the jungle.
Will you rephrase the question Kevin? Yeah, sure. The question I have for you to be and I'm glad you're on is Thanks hashtag appreciated Hashtag Australia Tibi I wanted to know why do they call lions the king of the jungle when they don't live in the jungle they live on the Savannah They live in the jungle originally and then they started they started traveling abroad You know studying abroad just like like they're lying college and conquering different territories. Okay.
Wow King of the jungles and have the actually king of the universe. Wow the universe I have not I've heard of Ryan alien abduction, but I have not heard of them Yeah, so I read a study once that said that aliens had abducted lions so they could take them to faraway lands and do Against their wheel. I heard the lions were okay with it. Yeah, they were abducted willingly apparently aliens speak lion Sound like oh man you really put me on the spot here.
Let's let me see if I can let me see if I can bring up my my lion Language I got this okay. Let me see here. I haven't spoken lion in a while here. Okay.
Maybe give it a shot Hey, I was expecting you to have another set of local courts on you. You're trying to find a faraway from ducking by your Beautiful, this is amazing Can I ask the lion a question? I would love for you to I'm just hanging out in Australia listening to this conversation. I'm blown away So I'm just I've just been sitting here listening like I'm really interested what's going on.
So yeah, definitely Kevin continue ask that question So lion where exactly were you abducted and when? I was a three abducted from the Amazon rainforest in 2006 Wow Broad Exactly what I said to some money go can you believe it? I was exactly right Kevin. Are you hearing this Jeremiah?
Yeah? I am It's it's pretty good. I honestly can't believe it to be knew that that's pretty crazy. I didn't know that I'm not leading all my life expert in all of Australia.
So we actually know about to be our own planet my bar You know how to be a phone back. Yeah. Yeah, this is this is crazy I don't even to be here in not only internationally known but Galactically known you make him a little knees blush right now Well, you're the next to be abducted to you See did we lose them? I think we lost a line man.
That's tippy. You should be careful Yeah, make sure that you figure out what's going on with that connection tippy. All right, who's mobile? Are you at?
Okay, we to be left that was great. I feel like I'm still uh You're good feel like I was still intergalactic room for a second. It's just in your head. Oh, yeah, man That happens sometimes after you talk to interdimensional beings it lingers who knew that lions were intergalactic travelers.
I don't know That's crazy. I would have never thought that what I want to know is tippy knew that they they study abroad But how does the lion travel is that airfare? Is that a boat? Well, um, I know how they sleep lions.
How do they sleep? I I That was the best song break I've ever done It was pretty good once we found the footing it was like 10 seconds and then it like collecting and I was like oh, this is starting to get I drooled on myself. Hey, man. I'm sweating profusely now So that's how you know is a good auto-tuned it whenever you start sweating out of your forehead and your nose I have to admit in the beginning when I realized I wasn't auto-tuned.
I was like, do I really want to go? I didn't know if you were gonna if you were gonna hop into uh, that's what's fun I love uh, well, this is one of my favorite filters on this thing is this uh auto-tuned filter. Yeah, man What what do I oh? Whoa, yeah, right?
It's a little addicting at times. I feel like uh, I feel like a r&b singer that never made A guy that can't get the grasp of how the auto-tuned works is like yo, we got another hit drop that Hey, what's going on? You sound like a country singer. It's trying to do pop.
Do you know what I'm talking about? Like he's on a track with nelly or something like that Well, I've been tracing greens now. There's the steer roll I just don't know where I'm supposed to go Of course, oh, we don't know how to tell you this you're talking about roads and horses But uh, we know that's a popular pop song right now But uh, we don't know how to tell you this the auto-tuned isn't really working for your voice We think that you should just use your natural country voice. You have a good natural country voice, but okay.
Let me try one more time All right, let's go just one more time. Okay. Just try again There's a girl now on the street who's got some big old stanky feet and I love it And I love it. How's that better?
Uh-huh. You still didn't take the the effect off your voice. Okay, uh, it's hot in this booth It's very hot in this booth. It's hot, uh, and uh, you know, uh, this engineer room as well, right?
Okay, I'm sorry. Oh, look, can I try one more time? Okay, try one more time and then we really have to move on We might even have to cut you from the label. Okay, I'm gonna try something that's not typically literally talking to me in Auto-tuned right now, so I don't trust you that you understand.
I can't really hear myself right now, right? Okay, here. Let me turn you up a little bit in the headphones. Yeah, I'm gonna add phones to that.
Okay. Kind of like taste your pill. Okay. Okay.
Okay. I'm gonna do something It's not typically country. Okay. Here we go.
Okay. Here we go. Black people aren't okay. They're wrong and I don't like them at all.
Whoa I didn't even come from I figured it. Can I just say something? Yeah, just because you have auto-tuned on your voice doesn't mean it's going to mask racism No, you're still talking to me in auto-tuned. It's really frustrating.
Hang on. Hang on. I'm about to hear it. Hang on.
Hang on. Hang on. All right. All right.
So what you're saying is if I if I'm saying into the Mac, I can't just say anything. No, you can't just say anything I'm actually really offended for you know the other producers who are in the room with me that you know Are people of color who are just listening and I'm surprised that they have not said anything. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait You got colors in the booth with you. Okay.
Now. You're just not even on auto-tuned. Now. You're just saying blanket racist statements Rabbit.
It's a good thing. This isn't being recorded. This is being recorded. Oh shit.
Hang on. Hang on. We'll go back to the booth. This is a Skype show for CBS Behind the music recording this is Randy Rhodes.
Randy Rhodes. That's you man. Randy Rhodes I thought you're talking about Randy Jackson. No, Randy Rhodes.
I'll tell you. No, you're the country star. Randy Rhodes. Hang on.
I'm gonna go back to you. I'm gonna go back into the booth All right, I'm back in the booth. Okay. All right.
Here we go. I know you're back in the booth. I see you. All right, calm down.
Hey, well You've really put out some racist statements and I can't trust you very much. Listen back in the I know that you're a producer to the stars You work with huge stars like David the Covety and I did the X file soundtrack. That's amazing. Okay, and you work with uh John Hasselbeck the famous quarterback, uh, but all right here.
We go home this thing new song. This is gonna be something that's more more your speed. I think okay All right. Do you want to hear real real quick the X file soundtrack that I put together?
I mean, I feel like it's a little I think you do. Okay. Go ahead Wow, that's really good. I stepped out the booth just listening to this.
That's really good. Thank you. Now continue with uh, what you're gonna do Can you play that again exactly the same way That's pretty good. All right, I played a recording of course I can play this same way again I have a freaking button.
I thought for sure sometimes the auto team will change a bit. Hang on. We get back in the booth. All right, I'm back in the booth Okay, did you just write a horse in the booth?
I was hurt. Listen, man. I'm country as they come. I'm Randy Rhettles.
Okay, you're Randy Rhodes All right, you know, Randy Rhodes was the name of a famous guitar player that worked that died when he was playing with the Aussie Osborne. That's all right. Okay. Well, that's fine Well, maybe you took your namesake from somebody else.
I don't know. I see dead people Is that the name of your song? This is my new single called Aussie Dead. Okay, ready to hear it.
All right, here we go. Okay, great Mexicans should be kicked out of this country. They were not belong in here anyway. Oh hell no.
Oh shit. What happened? That was one of our other producers in the room. They actually finally jumped in That was the most deep voice Mexican I've ever heard.
Well, we have a you know, it's very diverse in this engineering room. So yeah, so wait a minute. So let me get this right So if I talk about Mexicans or coloreds or anybody No, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't mean to disrespect.
I thought that this auto-tune thing fixed your voice No, it doesn't fix racism. Okay, it fixes your voice. It doesn't fix racism. So you can't keep saying things like that Leave no one more song.
This is your final chance. I swear won't be any races my project. Great. Then let's let's take from the top Let's go.
What's the name of this one? This one's called obvious This one's called obvious obvious. This song's called obvious. Okay.
Let's go shot. All right. Here we go Women aren't as good as men. It's pretty much obvious Everybody knows it that men are better than women's especially when it comes country and comedy What do you think?
Hello? Oh hell yeah. Yeah, I just say yeah Guys, okay, I'm gonna have to have Randy. I'm gonna have a talk with the other producers Okay, yeah, we'll uh we'll talk later.
I don't know why they were supportive. I'm not supportive that I just have to tell you that Um, I don't you know what listen it's called obvious for a reason. Okay, and we're back. Uh, wow that was uh, I don't know What kind of takeover just happened of the show but uh, that was the honest that was Randy Rhodes thought that uh, you know Auto-tune fixes racism, which I don't know, you know, that must be the same guy Who was not aware that the line is king of other things and not just the jungle?
I think what happened, Jeremiah I hate to uh, I hate to inform you this but I actually plugged my iPhone in when we got here I thought it was just charging but apparently I hooked it up to a USB that was actually an episode of my favorite behind the music Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that makes way more sense. Yeah, yeah And I wondered like like you and I like we went out like we grabbed a sandwich real quick Yeah, yeah, and then I came back and like I looked and the cameras are still recording. What was that saying what you had?
Oh, it was a beef baloney a beef baloney. Yeah, there's sometimes turkey baloney, right, but this was all beef. My own man Yeah expensive. Yeah, there's an Oscar Meyer sandwich store that I go to sometimes you're making the big money now with your my wonders Watch out people Rogan watch your ass step aside, Joe You've heard of the Joe Rogan experience.
Maybe you've even watched your mom's house But you have an experience hilarity until you've heard fire in the I mean Jeremiah wonders. Yeah Dude, so I want to talk to you about this because not only are you a comedian. Yes. Not only are you a model No, you're not a model.
No, that's why I said not only are you model See how I forget all right. I'll go ahead. He'll be a month. Not only is he the purpose of the model Not only is he a caretaker Not only okay, you're also an actor.
That's where your background kind of comes from and you're one of those people who You know, we just talked about transition from vine over to like the instagram and youtube world and that kind of stuff But you also have recently transitioned into a stand-up comedy from You're acting past right and I want to talk about what are some of your early acting gigs that were nightmarish You have any any of those because I have a bunch starting out some of my Auditions and stuff starting out the the very very non-union stuff that you get into yeah that are real rough So you were calling me any gigs that were like pretty bad. Yeah, I did this. I did a movie 12 years ago when I really first got into la It was it was an independent film, but you know they had a little bit of a budget It was my first leading role in anything And we shot in Arizona. We shot for two weeks in the desert freezing our asses off.
They had a rain machine So it was like constantly wet and cold They'll movie never saw the life day still to this day. It's in court. The producer and the director are fighting over who owns it Uh, it's at this point. It's like yeah, it's like 12 years later.
You're like, you know, why don't we get a hold up? Yeah, why didn't you guys just settle this after a year of fighting you would think and yeah But there was a there's one scene in there that I'm actually glad has not seen the light of day And hear about that right now Let's talk about that scene so right now on nine-air scenes with Kevin Mac do you do tend to do that? Do that was my did you get an auto tune for that skin Oh like that Doesn't sound as good without the auto tune Uh, so The movie was uh was a psychological thriller and there was a dream sequence where the female lead is walking through this Hollywood party type thing and my character she was in love with and I'm actually playing I play a guardian angel in the movie and she doesn't realize I'm a guardian angel And there's a scene that they didn't mention when I signed on to do the movie I'm butt naked Having anal sex with a woman in a pool of blood while I'm wearing a coyote mask Oh my goodness And it's and we went 100% real with it I was butt-ass naked and there was this girl was really hot that I was on top of and um We were I let me say this as a gentleman I said I can we get me like a sock or like a something to put over my junk and she was like No, don't worry about it. Just like just do it by the way.
I think that is Illegal by the way. I don't know if it is. I just know that it was a natural as an onion film Not on your side. I'm saying from the films from the from the production side things I think you have to have some kind of there was a barrier.
Yeah, there has to be a barrier There has to be some kind of yeah. Yeah, I it was non-union Uh So I think the production would get in huge trouble if that ever was like if it did it had to happen to come out and that was something I think the production he talked about it. Yeah, anyway continue So she says she goes you're good. She's like you don't need anything.
Yeah, she's like, you know, I trust you This is like the famous last words of every actress. I trust you Okay, all right, okay, super hot girl. That's but naked. I'm grinding on cool.
No worries Uh, but I I was professional. I did not get hard Right, what did you focus on? Do you remember is that worse though? Is that more offensive to her that I didn't or is it more?
Well, it depends. I don't know. It all depends Fake blood feels like shit too though. Oh, yeah, it's like it was corns are up and it gets sticky and was it warmer cold cold ice cold Oh, well, then yeah, that's that's not doing any favors that you the guy downstairs, you know, I mean hey Hey, I mean for some reason I couldn't get my penis to get up and stand at attention Sometimes it's a little bit too cold, you know, and yeah, that's what you need a snuggy or something to put down there Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna blame it on the fact that it was cold and sticky It was the time to go with my tuss. That's right. It was there trust you know, it's a good one boy You know, it's a pretty girl, but it's one of those names race like you know It's it was some days you're not gonna happen the flagpole doesn't always rise all the way to the top because you have to raise the flag the half mass There's a crisis which is very which is very observant because a lot of the cornstone that day there was actually An event and we everything the president had said that every other flag should be a half mass I was like eight you feel no 9 11 It was mine 11 wow. Yeah, this is wild man.
Yeah, my tower fell that day. Let me tell you that was something that growing there You know what I'm saying? Come on man. What are we doing here?
All right? I'll tell you what it was a conspiracy. It was it was she she started look back was every penis there ever at all I never felt anything it was Nothing was firm back there. I'll tell you one thing my dick was like tower seven.
It fell at free fall Yeah speed and it cannot be explained if you ever felt the Penis it looks like a mush pile of cheese before that's what it was like set a genie on plate Just a handful of noodles. You know just got nothing going on. Have you ever thought one of those inverted penises? Yeah, I feel inverted penises all the time.
It's one of my favorite things It's actually you know in some cultures in inverted penis is actually a good luck charm like a rabbit foot Oh, it's nice. Put them on a keychain little kids don't even know popping their mouth pacified some country I know it's a weird thing. Hey, you know what I got a couple of mouthpiece back in Sicily who had a couple of tiny penai in their mouth Okay, you know and that's completely normal completely. Listen if you think it's gay.
It's probably kijigae. Yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, so okay, you're doing the scene and then she's like, okay I trust you nothing goes on but like how awkward of a situation is that it's like you you're both naked and then It was at a close set or anything where they tell them other people that they couldn't be around unless they were in the scene or is it's kind of like people just People just walking through willy nilly Dude goes to the craft service eating not shows and so it's like hey bro nice, but yeah, yeah Yeah, actually you know there We had a scene in uh we shot it in Scottsdale and we had a scene at this like nightclub and there was a couple there That came to do background for for that dream sequence and they were having actual sex Like actual like insertion everything on camera on the film Yeah, cuz they were like a husband wife couple and I don't know if they were just like hey This is our opportunity to do some voyeurism But they were they the director was like, you know, we're gonna do that and they were like can we have actual sex and the director's like yeah I mean I guess so they were having actual sex I think this director had no idea about all these all the laws and stuff so I didn't he was like, yeah, we're acting so yeah do it real It's like dude, that's the definition of that Okay, we have real heroin for you for this scene. Okay, you're gonna shoot it. No, I thought I'd act no It's called acting you're you on this set.
Yeah, there was a guy who actually shot up heroin on this set really yeah, huh? See called into the show right now. I think you might be okay. That's so weird Dude, how's it going man?
It's been a while I've been addicted to heroin for a while man. That's uh did that happen? Was that your first time on set? Yeah first time on set.
Yeah Oh, man. Do you blame do you blame on Kevin Mac? Listen and I wasn't directing Are you saying that my ass is so horrific that you need hard drugs to forget it? Yeah, yeah, who's the asshole here man?
You really I don't know I've seen yours. I would say you wow Wow in black tar or do you just go with the China white? Yeah Both Black tar white China swirl heroin are you high right now? Yes, you have a you sound high.
Yeah, I'm very high right now What did you what Vayner using these days? Oh my penis your penis the last one left Oh, yeah, who ones are collapsed. What about that? Were you the one with the inverted penis?
Yeah, wow. Well, it's inverted now. Yeah, it's from it's from so much use Listen man, this is pretty little out of that memory. I gotta go.
Okay, man. I'm really sorry about getting you addicted to heroin man. All right. Bye.
Bye. Bye Uh speaking of butts. I don't even know if it's a smooth transition About this. Hey man, Jeremiah wonders is known for its transitions So we cast you as a mine and pat ragan's stepbrother They're one of the step brothers and our stepdad with poly shore and I don't know if I should tell this story or not But I will because you were there when you witnessed it.
Yeah, um, so Kevin we were originally planning on doing this this shot where We thought it'd be funny if we revealed poly shores, but and it was like us sculpted Good looking but basically right and I hit up Kevin. I was like got a weird request for you Would you mind being a but double as well as being like you're gonna you're gonna have a part but we also We need your butt. We need your butt. We need your butt for this Uh, we need a we need a good looking dude but for to be poly shores but because we think that'd be funny Like you know the kind of thing that they do in movies where like a schlebe guy rolls up a shirt and has like a six back We wanted to do that both poly shores, but right?
Uh, we ended up um not doing it. Uh, we're like It's a little bit too weird like we're getting some shots from a hind of polys button. We're like Which is way funny. This is too much And uh the underwear that he was wearing was I'm effing your mom which was A song it was a thong.
Uh, and did you witness it with me in the bathroom? Did you see what would happen to that song? Yes, I did so Can you tell is poly gonna forever disown you for this if you tell the story You might not be welcome back at the comedy story tell the story Okay, I won't I won't I won't be it's pretty obvious. It's pretty obvious what happened with I can't okay There was something in the thong after The best part the best part is like you were like you're like, hey, Kevin So we need you to wear the underwear after poly are you okay with that?
I was like, uh, yeah, I mean Whatever says not like penis the penis can I cover up, you know, whatever areas not swear in but then poly takes out the underwear And Kevin and I look at the under That's something's wrong with it and I'm like, uh, Kevin we're canceling that shot because I think you jam on that's our hero underwear And uh, it's now villain. I don't know what's what's going on with that. Well, let's just say they were they started off white And then they became something else they they they ended up multi colored. Okay.
Yeah, and that's as much as we can say We know that's you know, we love the comedy store. You know, we want to stay you know, exactly I like you almost made it worse by just being like like, uh, let's step like we spent more time talking about it because we Stepped around rather than just saying what it wasn't moving on. Yeah. Yeah, we probably made it worse just now It's all good.
It's probably watch this. He's gonna be like you guys could have just said what it was. Yeah, I almost said it Yeah, yeah The best part was when he went poly took him off and he comes out and he's like, all right So we're gonna do the part with with Kevin now and we were like, no, I think we got it Yeah, I crossed that off the shot list for the day I want to get into this next segment fanning out Can I get a little auto tune sure give me a little tune Now we got some great questions here whoops great questions here great for Kevin Mac Uh first one, uh, these are all from instagram different users wrote in the show What's up, uh, wanted hashtag what's up wanted to ask Kevin some questions or give some character suggestions Uh, what is your favorite hashtag to use hashtag king? Uh, that's revelate finest I would say that my the hashtag I use the most is uh fit hashtag fit Just because it has the the most following as far as it brings me the most following My favorite hashtag I've ever used is probably Hashtag sexy stepdad.
Oh wow. Yeah, I guess I'll use them cool I bet your demos off the charts with that hashtag dude. Oh man sexy so many coopers Dude so many dude. Oh so many queens of the jungle came out on that queen of the bone age over here.
Yeah, dude My girlfriend had a son and I posted a picture of me in him like he was in his soccer gear and it was like hashtag sexy stuff Oh my goodness. She loved that Yeah, she was she was not a fan of that. Yeah, I'm sure you're using my son as a product. What are you doing?
I was trying to get I'm trying to get other girls with this. I'm sorry Uh, this is a weird one But I'll ask it because you actually replied that you would say great that you replied there was a great question at uh skedu bragae on uh Uh host scatab regae catch up on instagram ha sca dub regae. I'm an idiot. Oh my goodness Okay, uh, how does it feel to be so liked and so douchey all at once do you get that a lot?
Do you get that a lot? Yeah, so and here's here's what I'll say about uh, Kevin Actually very nice guy, which we'll talk about the kindness down in a second when I broke my arm This is kind of guy Kevin is Kevin drove across town to uh, give me a sling to uh to for my arm to try to put in it To relieve pressure when I broke my arm because he had an injury in the past as well And he's like this will help you out You're welcome to use this if you like that's the kind of guy Kevin Macke It made it worse it made it worse. I was gonna leave that out, but uh, it was the wrong kind of cast But we tried to we tried we tried it. I did my best to be a man.
Yeah, you're very very nice. So uh, so yeah How do you I don't even know how you answer that question? Um, I mean, I'm happy to be both I embrace my doucheiness. I I think the thing is um, I go out of my way to uh I go out of my way to be douchey to come across douchey just because I think it's funny I think it's funny.
I think it's funny for people to uh to really believe that I'm a douche and uh And it's kind of part of my persona, especially when it comes to comedy. That's when I walk on stage The automatic consensus from the audience is this guy's a douche. So if you don't lean into it You don't you don't acknowledge what the audience sees you as then you're never going to connect with them So yeah, I lean into it. I embrace my doucheiness and as far as people liking I always I always like people liking I love to make people laugh.
That's why I do this gets I do. That's why I do stand up. So yeah, and it's all good. All right, uh Where do you see yourself in five years is from barkin w larkin on instagram?
Uh in five years I see myself owning my own production company which I'm in the process of doing right now Uh continuing uh stand up and and at that point hopefully uh touring and doing more in the world of standup And uh by that time hopefully producing standup specials for for Canadian friends and and such That's really part of the reason why I'm starting my production company. Uh our first project We're shooting in september. It's a movie that I wrote and I'm directing Uh, that's awesome. Thanks, man Yeah, we got uh first funds in and we're putting some offers out to some names in the next month or so Uh, that's gonna be our first project But from there on we're gonna get into uh other projects and one of those is gonna be producing comedy shows for standups Nice and if those names fall through you know who to call.
What's your mind? You're already in the movie about Hello, sir. Can I take your order? Oh, heck yeah.
Oh, oh definitely do that. Hi dude. You don't even know how to audition Yeah, I just looked at guys Hollywood, uh, this is a character suggestion. I like doing these every once in a while.
Uh when they're right This is great. This is from at jump bank. Uh, do uh, this is a request to do a sober mormon dad goes to a rave and pretends to be on molly to attract a second Life That's really that's very specific and I think that we should definitely um are you gonna play that out of the wife? Uh, you know what?
I'll I'll play the uh, I'll play the the women and that's okay And you play this over mormon dad at a rave and you're pretending you've obviously never done molly Right, but you're doing it to try to attract your second wife got it Um Whoa, what's up? Hey. Hi. Hello.
How are you? Hello, ma'am. Hey. Hey.
Wow. I am so Tingling I am tingling right now from all this uh molly that I'm on my body is on on fire. Oh you. Oh me too Yeah, I just took some out there.
That's cool. Really? Yeah. Yeah, does it does it feel like like mine feels?
What's yours feel like? I mean, you know, not really tingly. Yeah me too. Right.
Yeah, right? Yeah, right? Yeah Why are you dressed like that? Uh, we're at a rave.
This is my uh, uh, my religious Uh, it's a gag. This is a gag. I'm just I did this too. Oh gags are hot.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, what kind of wait gag like ball gag? No, like like it's my religion.
I mean Yeah, like funny bits. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like dressing up. I like that Sorry, I was trying to keep up with this molly that I took uh that I injected really has me really messed up right now I injected it.
I don't know if I like this other girl for our family. So I don't know I think we should move on and try to find a different one. Listen, listen. I'm your first wife.
Okay, so Mary. Mary. Yeah. Yeah We need a new one.
Okay. All right. We need more children. So just relax.
I agree with you and I've already given you seven. Yeah, and the Lord needs 14. Okay. Okay, so you're there and now.
So if you want to stay in the house, you're gonna say about a rave? Is that loud like that? Listen, I am the man I am the man of this house and you will listen to me. Okay, well, good.
Okay, let me get back to hitting on this woman. Okay, great. Why are you doing that with your voice? Oh, uh, I just feel the music.
Oh, you must be on Molly. Yep. Totally on Molly. I'm on a lot of it.
What's that book you're holding? Have you ever heard of the book of Mormon? Yeah, like the South Park play? Yeah.
Yeah, this is this this is that. Oh, yeah, yeah. I did it. Yep.
My name is Trey. Wow. Oh, super rich. I'm so excited here right now.
Super rich at this rave dress like this. Do you want to get married? Yes. I'm on Molly.
I'll do anything right now. Awesome. Okay. Can you can you make out with my wife here?
Um, yeah, um, I don't know if we yeah, I'm on Molly. So sure why not? I love Molly now. This is awesome.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what? I'm not Mormon anymore, girls.
Thanks, though. I'm going to go on and enjoy this rave culture. Oh, man. And that was how it all went.
I would love it. There was a guy come from. I don't know, man. I think that I would love it at the end of improv scenes at like an improv theater.
They're just like doing the corner with the spotlight and the mic came on him. He's like, and that was how it all went down. And I think I think every improv show more entertaining. Yes.
And let's see. Um, that was a good scene, by the way. It was all right. You play an excellent Molly girl, right?
I just going for it, dude. Yeah, dude. Good job. So what I'm going to do, uh, so this, uh, this is from artificially dot selected where has Kevin Macbyn?
I missed the Kill Tony segments on him. You address that. But since you like the Kill Tony segments, I'm going to, uh, I think Tony will be okay with it. It hasn't happened a long time.
I'm going to go through, uh, your Instagram right now. I'll put some of the pictures up and, uh, in post and uh, uh, uh, and here they are. All right. Yeah.
We'll put them up in post. This is me holding my, my friends dog pretending it's my okay. Now this one, uh, this one is I'm looking for chuckling. I mean, there's so many.
Oh, okay. This is a good one. Okay. This one says villain and then it says hashtag actor.
Wait, what? Show me the picture first. This one caught my eye first. I will put it up on the screen, but, uh, hashtag act.
This is a very villain face villain villain. Then it goes dot dot sinister hashtag actor hashtag artist hashtag movie hashtag film hashtag movies hashtag art hashtag male model. You son of a gun, I told you you are a hashtag style hashtag villain. Why are hashtag TV hashtag hair hashtag guys hashtag eyes hashtag fit hashtag fitness hashtag fitness motivation hashtag fit fam hashtag get fit hashtag fits bow hashtag fashion hashtag vibes hashtag was Angeles.
How many likes? 4,852 man. That's more than what I get on myself. So I got all my hashtag game.
You got to do it. I'm telling you everybody makes fun hashtags, but they bring so much attention. They work. They do.
Okay. Hashtag this one's do it, bro. Do it hashtag embrace the douche. Oh, that's a new hash.
Ambrosia. Embrace the dude. Embrace the dude. I'm going to trend guys.
If you're watching, I embrace the dude. Embrace the dude. Embrace the dude. The dude.
Hashtag embrace the douche. I'm looking for another good one right here. And then we'll move on to another question. I got one for you.
How about I give you one. How about I show you a picture that I haven't posted yet and then I tell you the hashtag I'm going to put on it. I would love that. All right.
Let's do that. And then I'll send you the picture so you can put it up and post. Love it. All right.
This is somebody working with me right here. I appreciate it. Somebody who doesn't like dead air on a podcast. Nail it.
Okay. Here's the picture. Oh my goodness. Okay.
All right. Here we go. Here's the hash. That'll be right here.
I've got to look at it to really sometimes you really have to like you have to get into it. Here we go. Hashtag mail hashtag mail model hashtag motorcycle hashtag motorcycles hashtag biker hashtag bike life hashtag Moto hashtag Moto life hashtag tattoos hashtag tattoo hashtag guys with tattoos hashtag hair hashtag print hashtag mail model hashtag sexy hashtag sexy biker hashtag jeans hashtag denim hashtag fashion hashtag style hashtag fit hashtag fitness hashtag sexy mofo hashtag mofo hashtag bad boy hashtag embrace the douche bow watch out for that that post coming soon. All right.
Oh, there you go. Nice to it's weird. How I know. I know what I look like sometimes.
Hey, man. Like you said, you got to own what you look now. Why here's my question. Why is why is singular tattoo and why is tattoos.
Why are those two different hashtags? I'll tell you right now. So if you if you put hashtag tattoo, it averages three million posts per day. That means that those that that is the pictures of tattoo with hashtag tattoo are posted three million times a day and those get an average of three million views.
And then if you post tattoos pictures with hashtag tattoos get posted three point four million times per day and get those amount of views. So if you post hashtag tattoo and hashtag tattoos and somebody goes in the search and looks up hashtag tattoo, they see your picture. They type in hashtag tattoos. They see your picture again.
This is so hot. Wow, you just blew my mind on the algorithm of Instagram. So hot right now. I just broke the internet.
Patrick, wait, all my secrets. I know, right? Patrick underscore Vincent underscore Welsh Kevin, when you are squinting into the distance, what is it you are envisioning that's smolder the give your best smoldering look at that close up. I'm sorry, and I'll do it me too.
All right. Can I turn into it? Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna turn into it.
Ready? And on three. Yeah. All right.
You count it. One, two, three. I'm envisioning the next lady in my bin. I'm literally envisioning the movie, Dumbo right now.
I don't know why I popped in my head with the original movie, Dumbo. Not even not even the updated one, the original. No man, yours is done, dude. Yours is done.
Okay. Okay. Smolder, different time, then tell me what you're looking at. And for the audio listeners, those years have to watch us on YouTube.
All right. All right. Smoldering look in three, two, one. I'm envisioning the remake of Tumbo.
You reset it up for to do a remake of Tumbo. I'm really disappointed in you right now. Come on, man. Okay.
Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
In three, two, one. I'm envisioning Kevin Spacey. All right. That's pretty good.
We're on to something now. Okay. Okay. Let me get back.
You know what I'm envisioning? Walnut. Walnuts. Walnuts.
I've been envisioning walnuts. Why can't I see walnuts today? Come on. I'm trying to.
I'm thinking so hard with the smoldering that I can't even talk right now. I'm smoldering over here. I'm thinking of a jar of walnuts overflowing right now with milk spilled everywhere in a lady. God.
Oops. Sorry, Mr. Sorry, Mr. Oh, no.
I spilled all the walnuts in the milk. Oh, no, no, no. Keep talking. I'm trying to smolder, but there's a lot.
There's jam in the corners of me. That is Isis girls. I'm messy because all hot girls and commercials are messy. I mean, all of them have like the drippy burger and stuff.
None of them like eat it like like clean. It's always just like gross and like disgusting as it's falling out of their mouth. No, these girls have any kind of etiquette. Yeah.
They're all kind of hashtag messy girl. Hashtag dirty face. Okay. Why do girls?
Why does every time we entertain a girl, it just sounds like a gay guy. Hey, man, I don't know. But this question goes along with that. I try cannabis.
Why is your smolder so much greater with Jeremiah? Yeah, dude. Hell yeah, dude. Because we post on Instagram are pretty great.
Oh, yeah. Do Jeremiah amplifies my smolder? Yeah, dude. The smolder.
The smolder. The smolder is the size of a boulder when Jeremiah's right. Yeah, bro. If I gave Jeremiah a nickname, it would be Fox smolder.
Fox smolder. Okay. I'll take it. Boom.
So that's our X-Files reference. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Dude.
Dude. And sometimes the smolder, if you do it wrong, scolie, oh, sis dude. Dude. Look right now.
Like if you do the smolder, bro, and you don't know for too long with your face, in my contort, your back starts to curve, right? Yeah. So, yeah. So scolie from X-Filesiosis.
Oasis, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So right. Yeah. Yeah. Um, let's get into this next segment.
Yeah, man. It's called the kindness challenge. Kindness. So stoked, bro.
Okay. Dude. So what I do, uh, every week I challenge you guys, the listeners, as well as myself to do something nice out of the kindness of your heart for a can be a stranger, can be for somebody that you know, as long as it's something positive that you are contributing to society, it doesn't matter. You're a good person.