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What's up, buddy? What's going on, man? So hot and bold. So hot and bothered.
Damn, Barry White's on the show today. Yeah, man. Nice and so free for Rabbamself. Hey, nice to meet you.
Yeah, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, man. Pleasure to have you on the show over here, Jeremiah Wenders. This is actually the first time that we've been counted into a show.
I feel like I'm at a news radio station right now. Yeah, me too, man. I'm feeling a little funny in my pants. So that's sexy.
I'm going to be a little funny. I'm going to be a little bit too much for you to handle. My nipples are hard. Whoa.
That's a super power of mine making men's nipples. How are you? So trivial. Yeah.
Well, welcome to the show. Hey, you're back. Hey, I'm back. There's a, you know, just a little preview of what's to come on the show.
We met through our good buddy Rick Cossack. Yeah, oh, Cossack. Oh, Cossack. And yeah, I'm excited to have you on, man.
I grew up being a fan and viewer of Jackass and you know, Viva LaBam and CKY and all that stuff. So yeah, it's pretty cool to be shopping it up with you. Yeah. That's good.
But thanks for having me. Yeah, it's funny dude. I'm sure that you guys got video submissions all the time from random people that, you know, that's why they had to put that warning like don't send us stuff. I was definitely one of those kids that were like, we're going to make our own Jackass crew.
Just sending it out. I'm not listening to that. I'm sending it in. Yeah, yeah.
Like we do our own stunts and different stuff. We try to come up with different ones. Just like mimic you guys and all your crew. And I feel like that's part of the draw of those shows where it was like you felt like you were watching your friends.
You know what I mean? Yeah. I know. And I think that's what I always felt like the reason why it ended up being successful is because everybody was doing it.
We just happened to have a video camera around when we were younger and we just filmed all of it. Yeah. You know, and it was funny because in the beginning when people were trying to send in a bunch of videos, it was because I think people didn't really get what was going on. They're like, oh, it's actually the same people because there was a whole bunch of us.
I mean, in the beginning of Jackass, it might have been 12 of us. Wow. And then we were a little bit in the movie, but then we kind of went a different direction. But in the beginning, people were like, wait, so who's on the show?
So I think kids were like, is this just like a hodgepodge of all this craziness? Maybe I can get on there. I'll be part of this too. Yeah.
So they thought they could get on. So then they started sending videos in and I think it's funny and maybe I'm speaking out of turn, but it feels like what is ridiculousness because that all that really is the videos that people were doing dumb stuff. So they had to have been opening the packages, even though they said they weren't. Oh, definitely.
Yeah. You have to think maybe they took a look at some of those videos. Some of these ideas might be kind of good, but we're not. I don't know how to look at that.
Yeah, I did this. I did this one. If you call it stunt, whatever. It was barely some of the things I did.
As a teenager, we're barely considered stunts or just like a yachting stuff. I covered myself in mud at this local pond with a buddy. We were head to foot, like just covering and swamped and we went to the local pool and we jumped in the water and it just like filled the water with this gunk and mud and little kids are like screaming for their parents and we literally just like ran out and we were like, we're doing it. We're just like, we're making it.
It's like, oh man, all I can think of is that. That part in catty shack when the baby Ruth is like in the pool and just because I'm like, I'm imagining the mud probably seem like poop or something. Oh, totally. It's just like this brown like substance that's slowly rising towards the water.
Yeah, it's terrible though because you know, probably don't realize how much of a mess you cause for them. They probably had to shut that pool down and like clean the whole thing out. That's the thing about like most of like the pranks and the stunts like on jackass. Like anybody who's like really logical watching is like, you know, that caused a lot of fuck on a lot of how about us.
It's really not fair. Yeah. What were they doing? They're knocking things over the general store.
Yeah. What was Rob thinking? Why would he do that? I mean, now you're going to have to get a stock boy in there.
He's going to say, yeah, that was you miss the boy. Yeah, that could almost be his own show. It's like the logistical nightmare following up all those. Okay.
Now if you think about it, this caused about three hours of aftermath for somebody pooping in a toilet and a there was definitely a lot of aftermath harm. I remember one time we were filming the people of BAM and you know, they were there shooting all day and Tony Hawk came out because they had built like a skate or skate park in BAM's house. Yeah. So they like went out to outside and his parents were, you know, down in the Atlantic City on a trip and they came back to find the house like that.
So we were shooting all these things all day and then MTV leaves and that was like right when Tony like he dropped in on something and then he kicked his foot through the wall into the bathroom. So there was like a hole all the way through from the kitchen into the bedroom and MTV's like, oh, we weren't there for that. So we don't have to like fix that. I just remember that being this big issue of like, oh, well, okay, that was a little bit of the aftermath of after they left.
Yeah. It's still was going on. Yeah. The bill on this on this roundiness and April, Marjara, she was really cool about it.
She was like, well, it is Tony Hawk. All right. It's excuse. I'll let this one slide.
It's Tony Hawk. It was like serious. Like, like you having to put out a lot of fires after you did a certain stunt where like one of the crew had to be like, oh, I have to, I have to pay for this out of my own pocket. Like MTV isn't covering this stuff or yeah.
There was one that I can think of right off the top of my head was I had to this this bit that was probably a little bit. It wasn't very PC at the time, but I, but you know, this was back 2000 and I basically put on this jockstrap and ordered a bunch of fake blood on my like, butt crack to indicate that I had been raped. Right. Yeah.
We can say that on the show. Right. So you had a prison right? Right.
Well, the fresh out of prison part is hilarious because I come running out of this bush and I know this is nothing to joke about now. Obviously it's terrible, but at the time when you're 20 years old, you don't think about anybody but yourself. And so I was like, this is going to be hilarious. I'm going to put blood on my ass and I'm going to run out of this bush into the middle of the highway screaming like that.
I got raped. So, so I do this and I run out into the middle of traffic and when I did, like, you know, cars were stopping, swerving out of the way, trying to figure that out. Like what was going on. And then the cops had like the state troopers had come by right while that was happening too.
So, so they pull off and I'm like, oh man, I'm caught as hell. So I was like, there's nothing I can do. I didn't have any clothes or anything. I couldn't like, there's nowhere I could go.
So they come over and they're like, what are you doing? I'm like, oh, like we're just doing this little bit for a thing. You know, I thought it'd be funny. And like, this is not funny at all.
Like you can cause an accident. And and they were like, and you're lucky that your genitals are covered with a jockstrap because you would be a sex offender if you like were completely naked. And they're like, by the way, were you in Westchester on a bike naked at this one point? I was like, no, what are you talking about?
They're like, okay, well, we're gonna have to take you down to the station or whatever. So they take me down to the station. They're like, we need some clothes. I'm like, I don't have any clothes.
So they had to wrap me in this blanket thing that they had. I still have like the blood dripping from my butt and they tried to get the footage from Joe Franz, the guy that you know, or got it filmed everything. So he gave him a blank tape and then he also had like a film camera and they were like, Oh, well, like we went to film and he was like, do you even know how to process this? Yeah, he takes the whole thing apart and he just hands it to him.
He's like, I hope you do a good job and get this. And they're like, you're gonna need to develop this and do this and they're just looking at him. Like, fuck, we don't want this. Yeah.
So they take me down to the police station. They're questioning me about this other like flasher guy that's in Westchester in the town and I'm going, not. That's not me. Definitely wasn't me, whatever.
They were like, okay, so I'm sitting there, Bam calls the police station trying to get me out and he's like, can I talk to rap? So I get on the phone and I'm like, yo, and he goes, dude, dude, you got to come out of the police station with like the raped butt, you know, like naked again. And I'm sitting there going, Oh, okay. I'm looking right at the cop and he just goes, you do that and you're coming right back in here.
I was like, shit, he heard you. Hang up. I was like, I'm with the blanket. I go and all that and as I'm getting in the car and driving away, I'm going, you know what?
That was me in Westchester that was naked on the bike because we shot a bit for Jackass for that. And I'm going, that was me. The guy that they were complaining about being this flash and Westchester. So I could have been a sex offender if I would have been caught for that.
Wow. So it's crazy. Then you're sitting there knocking on doors like, yeah, I thought I'd be hilarious if I was raped and then, you know, and then you're new to me. Yeah.
So fortunately for me, a lot of things kind of fell in the right, you know, direction so that I'm not a sex offender. And that's nice. I'm not on that little red dot on the search thing. Don't be, I'm going to find it.
You don't have to be on the show with being like, hi, I'm Chris Rob. Hi, I'm Chris Rob. Yeah. And it makes us all blurry.
Hey, how's it going? I'm Chris Rob. I happened to get raped in the bushes there and they might get too turned on if I just are describing exactly what was going on. Like my cute little 20 year old, but I've had no hair on it.
Wow, this guy's just hairless as a cat. I love this. This is my kind of material to be watching. Oh, man.
I had a group of friends that I would would film these these sketches with or whatever. And I remember one friend, this was a, he was a, the son of a pastor in a small town in Missouri. And we were staying at his house. And we were dumb enough, we had just gone ding dong ditching people's houses while we were like in thongs.
Like we thought, we're like, man thongs were hilarious. They're still funny, but they were like peak, peak funny. That's we were like ding dong ditching different houses. We were so dumb.
Like as soon as we got the footage, we were so excited to watch ourselves that we would, we played the video in his living room of where we were staying at his pastor, his dad's house, which is a pastor. And we're laughing and we're getting like, oh, we're so funny. And the pastor, he walks in and he goes, pause that tape. Oh, man.
And then he's like, is that the Wilmore's house? Like he knew it because the town was so small and they were like, oh, and right away, he had us rewind it to the very beginning. So our whole night of debauchery, he's like, we're one, that to the beginning. And we're sweating bullets.
This is not funny anymore. No, like, like, like, so we're like, like dancing around. We're in dresses at some point. We're thinking we're so funny.
Like we're, we're like on their main street, like everything's closed down. Like he's recognizing exactly what is this comes the second coming of the devil was wrong. Where did I go wrong and raising you little buddy? Can we go back in time to that moment?
Cause I will. I will make that happen. And he made us watch the whole thing with him. And then he goes, Alan, do you think this is funny?
And my friend, he takes some videos. Yeah. Yeah. And he's not allowed to go back to that house.
Yeah. I was the one. I was the influencer because it was two brothers that I was hanging out with. And for the longest time, the mom thought that it was my friend, the other son who was like ding dong dong dong and the dress and like, and it turns out, cause we like had the same like haircut and stuff and it was like bad, like high eight tape quality or whatever.
And then, and then with she, as soon as she found out that it was me the whole time and not her son, she wouldn't hug me anymore. I wasn't allowed over at the house anymore. I was the bad kid that was influencing. He was filming.
Oh. She thought that it was him on camera. Okay. Whenever she found out that he was the one that was filming, she's like, oh, that Watkins boy is not allowed.
The one that was filming it could be the worst one. He could be the instigator. Totally. Totally.
But I always loved that when we were younger because I was always the bad kid. So everywhere I showed up, it was like, oh, Rob is the one that's causing the problem. It was like, your kids just as nuts as me. That's why we're hanging out.
Yeah. That's why we're friends. That's why we get to home together. Yeah.
But I loved it. A lot of parents would not understand that much ago. No, no, no, get Rob out here and then you get me out of there and it's like, and he's still getting in trouble and things like that. Yeah, because he's just like me.
Yeah, totally. But yeah, it's funny how they immediately if you have a finger to point, you can do it. Oh, absolutely. Must be that crazy.
Jeremiah, Jack, Jeremiah, Watkins boy. That walking boy is out of control. Look at him putting dresses on. I can't imagine, especially for a pastor, what's going through his head.
Also, small town of Missouri, it's just like, yeah, how does that even infiltrate your home? Like every you have to tell your kids a certain way. Their entire life's like, where are these dresses coming from? Where are these man phones coming from?
I don't appreciate any of this. You know what, are there a man thong stores out on the old house? Do they make them themselves? Are they this desperate?
Either that or he got it from his parents. The word to the dad's wardrobe, really, because a lot of times I think in those situations, maybe some of those pastors are doing things. Oh, they're dressing up a little, getting a little naughty and pretending like they're not. Yeah.
So how did you meet Bam and all those guys? Because you grew up going to school with Bam and then how did that bridge kind of connect you and Bam together with the Jack S. Crew and C.K.Y. Because all that is kind of like this kind of perfect storm of friends coming together who are like minded and are kind of finding each other and like, oh, I do the same thing as this guy.
We're going to team up and make this like something bigger and better. Yeah, I mean, basically we always tell this story, Bam and I, about how we met our friends Scott. We all skateboarded and we were in like first grade and we had a head skateboard and Bam used to love drawing the Tony Hawk skull. And so my friend Scott was like, oh, yeah, this kid Bam, you know, he draws and stuff and he skateboards and I was like, is that great?
Like how simple friendship can be towards the very beginning? He knows how to draw the Tony Hawk logo. I think he's going to be a best friend. It was true.
But it turned out in three of us were like best friends for the whole thing. It's all thanks. All you had to do is draw the Tony Hawk logo. Yeah.
But yeah, so we go over and I remember we always joke about this. This is the first thing I was like, hey, hey, like you got a bowl cut. I got a bowl cut, too. And then we were just friends.
Yeah. We both had this stupid bowl cut. I had one of those all day around for sure. Yeah.
So the bowl cut the Tony Hawk logo and the skateboard just connected. Perfect. Yeah. So so we became buds through the elementary school and that and I think we called it devil's driving.
That's a lot like my little boys skateboard and bulkets and being able to draw sweet sweet Tony Hawk logos. That's the devil right there. That's just that's the devil at work. So yeah, the devil was at work with the with a Bambini and as we we went through elementary school together and then middle school, I went to a different school.
I got kicked out of that middle school and ended up back at the same school that Bambas had. So we were hanging out again and then we went to the same high school and in high school, I mean, I'd always been buds with Jess Martera, which is Bambas older brother. He's one year older. He's actually two grades ahead, but one year older.
And, and so Jess was a musician and playing in playing in different bands and trying to, you know, doing the battle of bands and that kind of stuff. And he met Darren Miller, who was the lead singer and songwriter for CKY. And those two created a couple of different bands before became CKY. But Brandon Di Camillo, who does like Chinese freestyle and, you know, all the funny stuff on the CKY videos, he, he, we met him basically at high school when we got into ninth grade and, and same with, we met done a little earlier than that.
I actually knew Ryan Dun from my brother. He was friends with Ryan before I was. And Mark Hana is another group, part of the, part of the thing, Fana or whatever. He's in a bunch of this stuff too.
And, and so then that kind of formed, you know, and in high school is where we were really all together all the time. And so we would skip graphic arts class because this, this teacher, Mr. Rob, he was just like, oh, I'm not kidding. Now, sit down like any, any, any, any, any, just like, I don't mind.
Yeah, if you want to go out and film, go out and film, do whatever, you know, just don't get in trouble. Don't let anybody see you. So we would go out and, and like film little bits during the school day. Wow.
So he was cool enough. And then he was like, I'm going to give these kids artistic freedom to go out and capture whatever they need to. Yeah, absolutely. And because we were in his graphic arts class and that's really what led to just kind of everybody joining up and feeling like we wanted to go film something and let's go film something funny during the day and then it would turn into after school, we're going to film stuff and just kept being little bits and it was just to make each other laugh, you know, and then that's eventually what became the first CKY video, all those years of stupid skits.
You have some footage of you without there. You're really young. Yeah, like, like, I mean, we started probably filming a lot when I was like 12. I mean, I think there might be something other when I was like 10, too.
But like when I was 12 years old is when we really were. Which is cool. Because at the time, like when I was growing up when I was a teenager, it's kind of not common for teens to even have access to cameras. Now it's like, every day it's their iPhones or whatever.
It's super easy. But like, you remember, like, it was a big deal to get your hands on a camera and be able to go out and stuff. Absolutely. And the way that we did that was, was Bam's dad Phil, Marjara.
He had a VHS camera, which, you know, when we were super young, was like, he wanted to film the kids going to the beach and little things like that, you know, like typical dad. But as Bam's skateboarding progressed, Phil became like the first guy that was filming Bam's little like sponsor me tapes. And we go up to cheap skates, this skate park near where we grew up and he would film his line on a mini ramp or whatever he was skating and he'd have little bits like that. That got him to be recognized by Fairmans, which is the local skate shop.
And then that was really what started to get his sponsorship stuff happening. And because of that, that camera was around and we were filming little skits and stupid little things because we had access to that camera. And that really led to what everything became. But the C-First CKY video was put out through Bam's skateboarding sponsor, Land Speed.
Which is cool to have, you know, distribution behind like at least getting a little Alice and stuff like that, you know? Yeah. And it all kind of happened really like, you know, just kind of happened the way it should. Organically.
Organically. But, but it's organic. It's organic. So organic.
Everything's organic. Is it grass fed? So the, so it kind of all just started to happen naturally because Bam's skateboarding was taken off and Land Speed wanted to put out a skate video and Bam basically was like, yo, I have all this funny footage of Brandon doing a Chinese freestyle of Rob tearing the stuff off of the shelves at the grocery store. And then, you know, and, and I did one bit when I was like 12, I, I shaved my head bald on the top and put Phil's suit on.
And Phil's a big guy. So I was like, this little 12 year old dude, and I was went into Denny's because I wanted to get the, the senior citizen discount. So that was my whole thing. I'm like, no, I'm like 75 years old.
And I'm like, yes, I shaved the head off and the hair off and put the suit on. And just because I thought I was such a idiot, they were like, all right, give him the discount. So those are those little things when you're 12 and you're like, this is funny. Which is a ball to move to not care about your appearance that much at 12 to be like, I'm going to do this for a bit.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost feels like, as the time went and you became more recognized by people or whatever, you almost clammed up a little bit.
You know, and I noticed that happened with BAM and I noticed that it happened with me a little bit too, because all of a sudden you're like, oh, everybody's looking like when, when you were younger, he thought, like, no, who cares? No, he's looking. I'm going to go for it. No, he's ever going to see this.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a little bit more of a freedom sometimes.
Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. And that stuff, yeah, it led to that first video that the skateboarding is really what connected us with Jeff Tremaine and Knoxville and Spike Jones and, you know, Pontius and Steve, and we met and all of them.
And, and so like Dave England and, and, and danger and they were in the snowboarding world and they were, Dave worked for a snowboarding magazine that was closely linked to Big Brother and that's how they kind of got into the mix with, with Tremaine and Big Brother and, and Big Brother came to Westchester to shoot a, like film a thing with BAM for skateboarding and that was how they first met. And that was probably like 14, 15 years old where BAM was kind of, BAM was a prodigy as far as, as like, skating and everything. Yeah, for sure. When we were kids, I skated too, but you just saw this dude jumping off of the roof into the ramp and I'm like, Oh my God, like we were like 10, you know, so you're like, damn, he's already there.
I'm like dropping in, you know, and he's launching off of roofs into the ramp. And so you could tell like right away he was, he was on another level and, and that's what made the link and then that's when we did the second video, CKY2K, that one started to get a little bit more of a buzz in the other underworld, like skateboard world thing. And, and then that's when Tremaine came and said, Hey, dude, we have the, you know, the Big Brother video and you have your video and it's, and it's very like, you know, similar sensibility and we should team up and make this happen. And, and spikes got the connection over at MTV to try and make a pilot for a show.
So the pilot really was footage from the Big Brother video and footage from the CKY videos and just put that together. And that's what was some of the stuff that made it into that pilot. You remember the shopping cart stuff? Cause that was Brandon DiComillo.
Like he, that was like his whole thing. He, when we were young, he would just be like, get in there and then he would put on like a, like a night's outfit and be like, and give doing some whole voice to it and some crazy thing. Cause he just, he had such an imagination that, that still does. But, but when we were younger, it was like this whole other level where we were like, Oh, I'll try to be goofy and make a voice and stuff.
But he like, he was just on something else that none of us were like, let's just go along for the ride with that guy. And so that was his thing was getting this shopping cart and then the shopping cart became this kind of mainstay of what Jack S is too. Because it kind of associate that as one of the staples. Yeah.
Cause I mean, it's like on the covers and stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. And it was, and that was, that was Brandon.
And, and so that, that little section in that little bit was in like the pilot. I actually tore my rotator cuff in one of the shopping cart things and bam, it was funny because bam, you know, he's a skateboarder. So he gets like the whole basically trajectory of launching yourself off a laundry. The physics behind falling properly.
Yeah. And skidding and all that stuff. Yeah. And so I'm there and he's, I'm in the shopping cart and he's pushing me and he pulls the ramp back and it's like, at the right thing.
And I was like, yo, that ramp looks so far away from the bush. He's like, dude, trust me, that's where it should be. And I'm like, I don't think so. So I moved it up a little bit.
He's like, all right. And then he goes and pushes me and I went flying over the bush, totally missed the bush. Nail my arm ripped it out of the socket. It's like hanging up like this cause it popped down this way, you know, into my armpit.
And, and then I'm there trying to like, ah, and I had to go to the hospital and then they, they put this like sling on your body and on your arm and just rip it back in. But they shoot you up with morphine and stuff. And so that was my little taste of the love drill. No, but that's when I spiraled down after that.
No, but, but, um, yeah. And then that was on the first episode was that shopping cart bit. That was a huge part of what that was. But then there was also like kick your dad's ass day and all that kind of shit.
Cause family do that to Phil. Like his dad growing up grew up in a kind of a rough little town called Chester. He ran outside of Philadelphia. And it's pretty, pretty, pretty gnarly there.
And they would, they would get into a bunch of fights and stuff there like the kids. And, and, and so Phil, he was always a big guy, but he would be like, all right, come hit me as hard as you can. And then you'd go and you were like, all right, I can hit you as hard as I can. He's like, hit me in the stomach as hard as you can.
So then you hit him as hard as you can. And as you like, do it again, do it again. And then you do it. And he did this little thing with his knuckle.
You're just like that into your arm. Like when you hit and your arm would like go limp and dead and you were like, ah, look at her stuff. And I just always remember I'm like, this dude like has these little like like Bruce Lee move. You know, your pressure points and stuff.
He's like a lot of things on your body. Yeah. And it was funny because I kind of figured out, you know what? He's such an Elvis fan.
Cause he always listened to Elvis all the time. Elvis was always playing in the house. Huge Elvis fan. And I'm going, Elvis was into karate.
Yeah. So then I chopped up. Hey, hi. Yeah.
So I was like, he must have gotten those moves from him, but it was just funny. So so that was what kind of spawned the kick fills ass for the day. Yeah. And that I think that was on the pilot as well.
It might have been a second. You know, it's funny. I think you're a, you're graphic design. You're graphic artist teachers actually calling in to the show right now.
Hello. Hello. Mr. Rob.
Yes. Hey, thanks for calling into the show. Yeah, man. I got some of the show to world and I'm creative genius rather than cool teachers.
They just let you do whatever you want it. Okay. Well, it sounds like you're a little bit bitter because it's been quite a few years since Chris that you've been in high school. Yeah.
I'm definitely good. Hey, Mr. Rob, it's Chris. Yeah.
I know. I call. Yeah. I was thinking, you know, I didn't mean it in any way like that.
I was actually trying to give you credit for helping us kind of realize what we were doing there. Yeah. I know what you said. Like, I was just letting you do whatever you wanted.
Yeah, I didn't really mean that though. I was just kind of saying that we had the freedom to kind of express ourselves creatively. Well, then why don't you say it that way? He's definitely calling you out right now, man.
Rightfully so, I guess. Sorry, man. I just want to say I appreciate you know. No, Mr.
Rob, is that the only reason that you called in was to say that you're painted and the wrong way. There's got to be some other reason why you called in the show after all this time. You haven't talked to Rob in so long. Well, yeah, I was just saying, you know, that I did film some videos that were sort of similar to the jacket.
I thought that, you know, maybe if I know you say that you don't open the video, but maybe you could open my video and just tell me if I'm moving in the right direction. Okay, can you describe Mr. Rob some of the videos that you may have sent in to Chris rap? Well, see, I had found I had actually I was buddies with the pastor that you mentioned and we both had these songs that we had been wearing around town.
What did you say these? What were you wearing? Like the song song song song. Oh, like the Cisco Cisco song song song song.
Yeah, I was saying it and I thought it was hilarious because it ain't funny with young sexy bodies and it's funny when it's old man and it's better because he's coming. That is a good point to bring up that young sexy bodies are not funny and flab and guts over private parts is what's actually funny. It's a lot funnier. That's what I'm saying.
So you don't even open the video and 20 years, but I'm just saying if you don't open the video, you probably could have seen that this has been a lot funnier and I would have been Johnny Knoxville. Okay, so we want you to stay on the line, Mr. Rob. Chris and I actually have the capability to pull up one of your VHS tapes right in front of us and we're going to watch it and describe to you what we're seeing.
Is that okay with you? Yes. Okay. Okay.
The VHS of the VCR player and it looks like there's some opening credits right here that we're seeing. Okay. It says Mr. Rob presents Mr.
Rob. Okay. Cool. That's videos going great so far and baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby.
Okay, it's getting a little sensual. There's there's some kind of music that's being played. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sure.
Okay. You're all oiled up. Okay. Mr.
Rob, you're touching yourself right now and looking in the mirror. Oh, no. No, you're not. You're not.
You're not. You're not. You're not. Okay.
We're going to hit stop on that. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm dead at my house.
Okay. Well, why don't you FedEx that to the Jeremiah Winter Studio and we'll watch it the next time Chris is on because that was just you pleasuring yourself in front of a mirror while Barry White played in Rosepattles. No, that wasn't me. That was definitely not me in the tape.
It's it. Mr. Rob presents Mr. Rob.
You know that was not him. You're an R. Kelly defender on top of all of this. Yeah.
He's not saying the same thing. They think that it's me and I think it's not me and I think the same way it ain't Mr. Robert Kelly. Okay.
Well, we're going to go Mr. Rob. I really appreciate you calling in. I think Chris.
I heard you. I will be the next time not to fail. We can't promise that necessarily. I mean, I'm holding you to that.
I got a recording of it. Okay. Okay. You got a recording.
Chris and I will review it and you'll be the next time. Robino to check in. Okay. He's gone.
That was weird. That was a lie. I had no idea. He's oiling himself up and doing that kind of weird stuff.
But apparently that wasn't him in the video. I guess. But it said it clearly said Mr. Rob presents Mr.
Rob. Yeah. The most self-incurmoding thing. And he definitely presented something.
Oh my God. Very strange. A little bit scarred because that was my childhood and now I have seen his Twickenberry. Yeah.
Oh, this is wild. I guess sometimes we open a portal on the show and then we start getting calls after call. Oh, yeah. Your buddy, Steve, is actually calling in to the show right now.
Oh, hello. Steve. Yeah, dude. What's going on?
He's got a little under the weather. Yeah, dude. You rock. Yeah, dude.
You rock. Yeah, what's happening? Dude, how you been, brother? Yeah, I'm good.
Dude, did you do something? Yeah, let's do it. Dude, I found this new guy that we got to put in one of the videos. Oh, yeah.
What's up with him? It's actually our graphic arts teacher from high school. Dude, get out of here. Mr.
Rob. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, Mr. Rob.
Dude, I was ridiculous. He's got plenty of oil that he can bring along with the... Dude, what? Dude, what's up inside bowling?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Nice. That sounds good, dude. I'm going to check it real quick.
I'm going to get some job. Yeah. I'm going to get some job. Yeah.
Yeah. Great time. You guys are my with the Tom. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Later. Yeah, man.
We get a lot of calls on the show. Dude, dogs eating cum. That was his Xbox. That was for today.
Yeah. That was dog likes his cum. Yeah. Yeah.
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Fanning Out. All right. I reached out to all you people on the interwebs and said if you could ask Chris Rabb, any question, any question, what would it be? And you send in some great ones.
This first one comes from Instagram user at methcindicate, friend of the show, great t-shirt company. And I'm like, well, did Kiki ever get his hunk of meat? Dude, Kiki got the biggest hunk of meat. We found this tuna can that was like the most industrial sized tuna can ever.
And we, we fed her just the entire thing. We just opened it up and gave it to her and let her just go to town. And it was like, she was basically eating till she was sick. Now, is that your personal cat or was that Bams cat?
No, yeah, that was Bams. Bams. Yeah, it's actual name was whiskers. And the thing was Phil would call it like kitty kitty.
You know, like, hey, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty. And then so we turned that, we shortened that to this weird. Ah, come on, little Kiki. And it just became this dumb thing we were doing.
And she looked hungry, so we went into theater. It's funny how, like, whenever you talk to pets, your voice changes. Yeah, oh, yeah. Like, no one's ever like, Kiki, I have something to say to you.
Kiki, Kiki, Kiki. Yeah. What'd you like a hunk of meat? Yes.
What'd you like some of this? I believe this is your favorite if I do recall. Yeah. And I love how, like, in your mind, you're being cute to this animal, this cat.
And the cat's probably just looking at you like this guy's it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And you'll probably be a serial killer if you're talking to your kids, like, a normal way, like, yeah, Donovan. Hey, come here, Donovan. Is it snack time?
You got a little poo poo in your patties. Did you drop a big poop in your diaper? Daddy's going to clean it for you right now. I bet you there is that awkward ass dude that can't be soft enough.
He refuses. He's like hard all the time. Yes. I have to train my son to be the strongest in this line of blood.
This one comes from At Treveron. A lot of people want to ask about this. Ask him about when he shit himself while running full speed, greatest thing I've ever done. speed greatest thing I've ever seen.
How did that come about? Because I actually, I rewatched it this morning. With breakfast. Yeah, with breakfast.
And basically the stunt was basically based on George Carlin bit, right? Yeah. So, yeah, so when we were growing up, Jess Marjara, Bam's older brother, he's basically like my older brother too. I have two older brothers as well.
And so I, you know, I was born in 1980, but these guys are like 75 and whatever. So that, that era of stuff, I kind of learned a lot about things when I was way younger than most. You know, I saw faces of death when I was seven years old. You know what I mean?
So it's like, it's all too much too soon kind of thing. So if all the senators out there that want to blame television for it, you're right. I'm pretty nuts because I saw too much. I'm one of the products.
But, but so I would, I, you know, I got a hold of things a little bit earlier than should be. And I think probably nine or 10 years old, Jess Marjara has shown me a bunch of George Carlin stuff and a bunch of the videos, you know, his stand up specials and, and I had listened to some of them as well. And, and so I became a big fan of George Carlin because of Jess Marjara. And we would just watch all of these bits, you know, for all the years.