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I had a lot of fun getting to know him a little bit better. I've known him for years. Now you guys are getting to know him. We got to know him together.
We're all going to be friends by the end of this without further ado, please welcome my pal, David Lucas to Jeremiahwonders. Yep. We in it. Are we in this time?
It's happening. We in here like no sares. Yep. And here like no sares.
Hey, David Lucas on Jeremiahwonders with me right here right now. How you doing, bro? I'm selling, man. I'm selling, bro.
I can't complain. You said before we started the podcast, I had my hat backwards. And what did you say? You look like the white kid that hangs with black kids, the one white kid.
What the fuck is white boy doing here? Get your ass out of here. We'll do the lead. Me, man.
I'm part of a crew. Yeah, man. Good to have you on the freakin show, dude. Hey, man.
I'm great to be on here, man. It's funny. David and I have known each other for nine years, nine freakin years through the LA comedy scene. And he's even back when I was a host at Tribal Cafe.
Yep. When you were hosting OpenMikes. Oh, dude. I think you would sign up for the OpenMikes that I used to host at Sal's comedy hole.
Yep. That one I used to do. Sal's damn, a lot of great mikes are going. I used to do Sal's.
You use remember that one that we did? Yeah, that doesn't exist anymore. Since I grow. Yeah.
No, man. Yes. And the lottery and the pain. Yeah, you have to pay like five bucks.
Just to possibly get on the mic. If you don't say it's every night for OpenMikers, 35 dollars a week, $140 a month. That's a membership by Equinox. One gentleman, though, not all of them.
Yeah, just one. Hey, it's rough. Yeah, that's crazy, man. Yeah, dude.
Thank God. I am where I am. Yeah, man. Thank you.
I'm trying. I've been loving senior and Kill Tony because there's one of those things where I know, like, like, when your name gets called, I'm like, oh, it's about to be good. You know what I mean? Right.
I'm just like sitting there like here we go. Like everybody else is like, obviously you're being introduced to that whole new crowd. Right. So they're like, who is this guy?
I'm like, dude, I've been seeing it for years. Yeah. You said for years, every time every time you're in favor of white, behind Matt Jones. You've been literally saying that to me for like nine years, pretty much.
I really fell in love with Jared. But I hate to do this bit. We should do potluck. What was it?
The impression that you did, we were following the floor and lay on the table. Oh, it's probably my cake, but not that one. Same different one to see. I used to have something.
You also did another one, something guy that impression nation, some kind of guy. Some kind of guy. Well, there's so many good and bad impressions that have come and gone over the years. I think you'll stay in the minute, bro.
So I need to see you. So yeah, yeah. But those impressions are crazy. They'll be like these moments.
You'll probably there's this one that comedian, but he always yells at me to do from the back of the room. It's so dumb and it does well. It's this character that I do called shit, man. I don't like that it does that it does well, but you'll have to see that sometime.
It's it's pretty zany. It's like a mission. I mean, that's what it you know. It gets to that point because, you know, that's what's going on.
But yeah. So you want some what's the call it? What's the do with the name? What's your Martin?
What's the name? Rick. I can't think right now. He was like moving with Queen Latifah.
Oh, that dude. He's like crazy characters and people looked at him crazy. They wanted that. He was genius.
Oh, I don't know who Steve Martin. Oh, Steve Martin. I was so far off. Oh, bro.
I just almost had a heart attack right now. I literally could not put together. And wait, we got to back up our pop culture references. If that's your your reference for his movie with Queen Latifah, which one are you talking about?
The house on the well, I don't be known to name. Dude, that's that just that is so funny to me that that is your Steve Martin reference, like out of everything that he's done. Like, you know, I want Queen Latifah. He's got that one Richard Martin guy.
Dude, that's so funny because he's literally one of my favorite comics. So for me, for me to not even be able to place it with that reference is so funny to me. I know what movie you're talking about. I saw it in theaters.
I don't remember the name of that movie. Then you have a was that him or Jim Carrey who had like a character, like being a roach being straight? Uh, I was Jim Carrey. I think.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's funny as hell to be. Yeah.
Uh, in Jim Carrey's SNL edition, he did, uh, he did like post nuclear Elvis and his face was all like messed up and stuff. And he built a flunk of everyone. And just like all like crazy looking man. And he had like little hands coming out of his t-shirt like this.
It was post post, post, post nuclear Elvis or something like that. What do we do? You got to look up his SNL tape. It's like, you see what they saw and you're like, okay, well, I guess I could see why they passed.
They're like, they don't, they didn't know what to do with it. They're like, this is, this is too extreme for our show. And he's got a living color. Yeah.
Top over there. Did you grow up on that show? Uh, living color, um, somewhat. Yeah.
My cousin watched it. Who voted me? So I watched it with her. I, um, I watched a lot of, uh, like San Francisco and growing up.
Oh, yeah. Red Fox for sure. I was like, I watched a lot of old shows like that. And the Griffith.
Yeah. Yeah. I'll be. I watch a lot of that.
Judge Judy. I watch a lot of Judge Judy. Will the 14th of the growing up. Yeah.
I was watching all the classic daytime TV shows that they play at the car dealerships. And so happening with your bitch or grandparents outside. Yeah. You get into what they like.
Man. Yeah, man. Yeah. I, uh, I loved all I watched like a lot of old school shows like Gilgames Island and I love Lucy.
Yeah. I love Gilgames Island. I was watching that when I was getting ready for school. It would be Gilligan's Island and then right after Gilligan's Island on TV, say by the bell will come up.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Not that I'm that old to where I saw it new.
Yeah, you saw it. We were running. Yeah. I'm like 38 now.
That would be so terrible. It should be 38. You made 38 sound like it's like so old. Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry. Y'all 38. There's a 38 listening to this keyboard right now. I just killed himself.
Right. And God damn David, I wasn't saying what happened. You're a shame in me right now. I remember a speaking of him.
Let me call her. I remember being at Matt Jones and letting color showcase. You were there. And I was supporting up in the belly room and the Waynes were up there.
And Simon. Yeah. Lance was there. Yeah.
And I remember that just being like obviously such an exciting night. Like just being in the room and it's like, yeah, it's crazy. I hate they never rebooted that thing. Yeah.
They didn't even show the pilot. They shot. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. I don't really know anybody else. I don't know too many. Yeah.
We like really go for it like that. I mean, I would say like mainstream wise, I would consider Sebastian a pretty physical comic just the way like he you know what I mean? I'd say like I think that he's probably the closest like right now to what we have for like what I would say like a physical comic. I see.
But yeah, as far as like on the come up, yeah, Matt and I have always loved Matt's humor. He goes for it. That was this is my impression of a Mangle Cross Guard. I think he puts his arm behind his back.
I'm like, couldn't this grace me. I think he grabs his thigh. Yeah. Like yeah, he's super flexible.
I'm not I could be able to scratch the back of my neck. You're like, this is flexible. Yeah. Yeah.
So it's kind of funny because we've known each other for so long, but like I feel like I've known you a Jason Lee through the comedy scene. We've seen each other at all these different venues, all these different places, but we never get to have like long longer talks or like, you know, one on one time very often. So I really I don't know like where you're actually originally from or your story, like getting out here. So I'm curious myself.
I was I was raised in a making Georgia the heart of Georgia. It's like 70 miles south of Atlanta. The way I got out here was weird. I basically I stopped playing football because I got hurt.
And my cousin was like, I was like one year out of high school, one and a half, something like that. I had one in a year, one like 18 months at high school, a point five years. And I was getting into like petty trouble because there's nothing to do in the country. Like what do you consider petty trouble?
Like I would go steal Zebra cakes. I was bored. I honestly use that. That's a fucking crime right there.
I don't steal Zebra cakes. So I would and then my mom ended up finding out and she you would thought like I robbed the bank. She was like, I'm not going to visit you and prison. I'm like, it's a Zebra cake.
Zebra cake. Like I was bored. Yeah. That's what we do.
And so my cousin, he was a rapper, he's not a rapper anymore. So him and his group, they were on tour and they were coming out this way. And he was pretty much like, Hey, you got six weeks to get your shit together. I'm dropping you off of LA and you forgot the rest of your own mind.
You I'm not accepted into any college. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So that's like throwing in the deep end of the pool.
He's just like, Hey, get it together. Let's go. I was at age where I had a lot of irrational thoughts. So at that age, it sounded.
Yeah. But at my age now, I'd be looking back like, damn, he was crazy. You know what I'm saying? I know.
Yeah. And hindsight, certain things are like, Oh, but I guess I was a little. All right. So came out here wasn't accepted in the college.
But you got to go to college. That's on the way I'm a support you. That's something I'm going to continue to pay your insurance. There's that in the other.
So I applied, went to a college, graduated, going to name my school. We had a father now. I went to college here in LA. You got to you got to follow now with the school?
Yeah, something happened. And it was just a whole issue and I'm done with y'all anyway. Whatever. So I don't even like to bring that name up.
I tell you when the cameras go off. Oh, well, yeah. Yeah. So I got into college and so, you know, college was easy to me.
It's just a lot of repetition and memorizing stuff. And I was like, I'm not supporting me. So I'm able to do my kind of I'm able to do what I really want to do. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. So that's like when I met you, it took me a year to get on stage and I like I was just so frightened. Well, not necessarily frightened. I did when I was in Georgia, I was on the MTV, Obama show.
So like in Georgia, you know, where I lived, that was big. I was like started it. Well, it's to be a book. So I came out here with the same mentality.
I remember I went to the lab factory like on Thursday, I was like, yeah, I'm on MTV. I'm on TV above. Let me get on stage. They were like, Hey, that guy right there.
You see here, he got his own TV show. Oh, she's a second comedian. I'm like, oh, that's how it works out here. Right.
So I'm like, so that kind of, I mean, you know, I was a teen. I wasn't even really like mature of yet. I was a teenager that like scared me and I didn't get on stage for a whole year. In the first place I got on stage was out here was this guy named Martini Harris ran a comedy show out of a barbershop out of both barbers downtown, got on stage there and did very well.
I was nervous. I remember that day I was so nervous. I actually crapped in my boxers at the library downtown and I had to throw my boxes away. Yeah.
I know I did really nervous. Yeah. I was like, oh, no, were you were you just were you were you at the library for? Do you remember?
I did have a car. So I was on public transportation. Got you. So like I was always downtown.
Like I used to hang out in the vicinity. So I knew like where I could go to the restaurant or anything like that. So I remember I took the 720 from Santa Monica and this show of downtown. And I walked into the library because my stomach was bubbling before I got into the bathroom.
I had a melted Snickers bar in my pants. Everything is food analysis. I had a melted Snickers bar. Like goodness, who put a Snickers in the microwave in my pants?
I remember throwing the boxes away like at the bottom of the trash. Oh, yeah, you're bearing it. Like, yeah, you don't want any kind of evidence like linked back to you. It was winter time, bro.
I remember walking on the street free baller with no downbox. It's like, man, it's just stupid. I went and killed a comedy show and started being like a regular at his little barbershop. And he would bounce around to like different restaurants and then the first real time.
So you killed it free ball. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you ever revisit that? Just to chase that dragon? Like, did you think that that was like your good luck? For a little bit?
I actually got a picture of that on my Instagram, like very first time I got on stage with LA. Yeah. And for whoever's listening, I have on like a blue and yellow short sleeve collier shirt. Those fellas.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think everybody had one of those blue and yellow collared polos at one point, like whether like at the kid level or like to adult, like everybody's had one of those blue and yellow polos at one point in their life.
Yeah. So I don't know if you went into the downtown comedy scene, you know, Garrett Morris comedy club. Yeah. So I started frequenting that club.
I did a comedy competition there once. Nice. Yeah. Yeah.
I like that club actually. And Garrett Morris thought I was funny. And so they would put me up like Friday nights, like seven early part of the show. Kind of like co-opener for the host.
And you know, that helped me develop and helped me get balls to go to other places in LA. And I remember my first time at the comedy store was actually right after you or right before you on pop. And there was a Jewish guy sitting in the front room. I took a jamic office head and I put it on my head.
How'd that go over? He enjoyed it. Yeah. He bought me a drink after the set.
Even though I was under age. That was what a glory day. You know what I'm saying? I missed those days actually.
Like the hustle. And I would hit three, four open mics in the night. Well, it was also in my opinion, it was a little bit easier because you'd have buddies signing you up at different spots. You'd be like, I'm going to go here.
You go there. You sign up for me. I'll sign up for you. And then by the time that this mic ends and this mic ends, this is the beginning of another one.
So like everything was timed out a little bit more where the lottery system where I guess people think it's more fair. I feel like it hurts. Newer comics. I don't even know the comedy store used to have hot luck on Sundays and Mondays.
Yep. We'd be up there every Sunday and Monday. Yeah. Yeah.
Even if you knew you, even if you had already gotten up on one of them, like on the Sunday, you're like, why is it going to go on Monday? That's where everybody's at. Right. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, bro. So, um, so I do in the comedy store, other spots around one on the road a little bit and then fast forward like four years, you know, the pro like a lot of people are like, do where you come from? Like where you come from?
Like, like you're a monster. Why haven't I seen you before? And like I was talking to somebody earlier today, like I just now really started dealing with like my anxiety and depression, you know what I'm saying? Like, you know, like I used to just strictly like get fucked up to do comedy.
I had to get drunk to get to a mental place. So you're not crapping your pants before you go on stage. Yeah. So, um, I would have to get like real drunk, man, or like after I get off stage, I'll have to get real drunk because I didn't really want to talk to people.
And and I didn't, I didn't want people to be like, Hey, good set. You know what I'm saying? I'm wrong with that. But it was just like social anxiety with me.
Like, so don't know what I'll be able to deal with that would either be like leave or be drunk. And if you don't stick around after your set and which I believe sticking around after your set is more important than the set, you won't meet anybody. Yeah. You won't network.
You won't meet bookers. You won't meet managers. You won't meet agents. So, you know, always be friendly when you get off stage.
We're comics and people listening to make sure you network, you know, be a person, but person I was not for like five years. What helped me was actually when my daughter was born and I took like a year off to be a father and I just had like a self realization. Like when you when you step back from something, you get to like look and see what you were doing wrong. So at that point, I started like meditating.
I kind of let go like religion was like a big part of my anxiety. Cause like I went to a Catholic school part of my life, but went to like a Baptist church. Sure. So it was a lot of conflict and doctrines.
Yeah, I've gone from all of a sudden to Baptist. I mean, I grew up so religious. So I know exactly what you're talking about. Yeah.
So, you know, during that time, I kind of let go of religion. What was the main thing at that time where you're like, okay, this is conflicting completely from what I just learned like over on the cause the also inside? Because like, like, that same Joseph was like everything was like about Mary. And you go to church like my grandparents and it's like Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
So it's like both of you all. Thank you. All right. Yeah.
Yeah. Who's wrong or who's right or I vote? They are right. But then you ask a Catholic is about this, right?
Would you go to like confession and like do that whole thing as well? Yeah. Wow. So that's so different.
Yeah. That's so different. Yeah. As you know, like going to school and, you know, going to a different church.
It's like that's like that's big culture shock just within just the religion side. Absolutely. And then going from Georgia out to LA. That's another set of culture shock.
Yeah. So a lot of stuff, you know, I was just conflicted in my head. And so I kind of let go of religion and just find myself and nothing wrong religion. I how I feel about whatever deity you worship is there's only one mountain top no matter how you get there is, you know, your vehicle to get there.
If you're a Christian, you might get through Jesus or Buddha or whoever, you know, I'm in rahors, so rap is big, whatever you believe in to get to the mountaintop. That's the ultimate goal. So when I just started focusing on the end goal instead of like the actual like religion itself, it like a lot of stuff that was bothering me would be let go. And like I said, I found myself and turned within.
So when I came back, it didn't take long. Like I came back in 2016. 2016. This is born in 2020.
2016. Did you find like that you got a new fresh energy and perspective after having like my whole community changed. Yeah. My whole I was a lot more mature on stage.
I was like, damn, man, taking a year off to like my joke writing skills. I've gotten better because like I started reading a lot about comedy because I'm like, when I come back, I'm about to be a killer man, you know, like, you know, taking no hostages straight. So, um, yeah, like I came back and now the rest is history. I feel like I'm at the best.
Um, I've ever been communicating on stage and I'm just trying to come better. Um, that's it. Yeah. No, that's kind of cool about for people who are saying you on Kill Tony, uh, the last few weeks, and I think that, uh, there'll be many more weeks of that coming up, you know, as, as that, um, to see for what what's so funny to me is seeing somebody kind of drop in into like a new universe.
Like where have you been at? It's like I've been around just like you're not aware of what I've been doing. Like I've been working hard on my own thing. Right.
Like it's just like being introduced like whether it's like somebody being asked for a TV show or whatever. It's like all of a sudden people like, wow, they just made it so quick. It's like, bro, I posted that on Facebook a few weeks ago. I was like, bro, it takes 10 years to become an overnight success.
Yeah. Yeah. Like, you know, you pop and get a TV show tomorrow. They don't live.
We're gonna do it. Come away, bro. I've been seeing him grind for 10 years, 10 years. Yeah.
He's not new. Trust me. He's not new at all. Yeah.
So we're getting a call on the show. It's a, it says on my card that the dean of the college he went to is actually calling in. Hey, what's up? Mr.
I recognize his voice. Hold up. Yes, I'm the Dean of our school university. Oh, yeah.
University of hard knocks. University. Yes. Hey, what's up, man?
You want a lot of money, David? I know, man. I got 1,200 in parking tickets. I'm parking in the teachers parking.
I'm a pale, but y'all need to change that food menu. What's good with that, man? After all these years? Yeah, man.
That's one of the reasons I hated the school, man. You know, the food was trash. Is that part of the reason of your falling out of the food? That's that's one fourth of it.
You already have no gluten free options for me. But you know, not to judge you on your side or anything, but I didn't think that would be as big as you'll ever meet. Nothing but organic calories going to this body. Right.
Eight hundred calories a day of nothing but pure organic farm raise. No, GM. That's a lot of calories. I mean, I am at the university and I'm not a dietitian.
I didn't met major than that or anything, but that's still almost twice the capacity of what a normal adult male should be consuming. Well, I'm twice the capacity of a normal adult male. All right. Well, I think you also owe twice the capacity and student loan as some of the other students who are graduates of here.
Yeah. Um, you know what, bro, I think I'll just come in and have a sit down with you. Where do you want to meet that? You know, because I feel like we need to squash this.
I believe so as well. It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been weighing heavily on me heavily.
I think about it. So maybe next week I'll call you. Oh, that sounds very good. Uh, bright young man.
I appreciate your cooperation with us. We're going out to eat on you, right? Not at the school. All right.
There's a room. All right. Room to this. Okay.
All right. Good. All right. How about it.
I mean, I mean, you know, it sounds like you guys want to squash your your beef between each other, maybe. Um, you said you're, are you a pescatarian? Yeah, I'm a pescatarian. So break that down for me because I know, like, for me, like, all I know is that like, you eat a lot of fish, like when you're on the pescatarian diet, but like what else can you eat like within that?
Um, so me being a pescatarian, like I eat, um, I eat a lot of veggie grill. I eat more. So towards like a vegan, but I also incorporate fish so that, but I've been doing this for a little bit and trying to drop some weight. I don't want to be small.
I just want to get, I just want to be healthy so that I don't, you know, have the same fate that's between so near a great comic. Who was taken to some, you know, so it's like, want to get some weight down. I see a big influence on you. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people can tell they're like, dude, you're like a guy messes me the other day, man. The touch me.
He was like, bro, you're like the ghost of, you know, he didn't say that. He said, he's like, you're the, I mean, you're the thick ghost. The truth was taller than me. If you all didn't know, I never got a chance at me.
Been listening to old Patris O'Neill appearances on Opie and Anthony listening to you was like, I'm hearing a ghost. So he does that ghost listening to you was like, I'm hearing a ghost, bro, keep up the funny. And if you haven't, you should use two Patris's old O and A episodes. Oh, yeah.
He's on there a lot. Yeah. So yeah, Patris O'Neill and Red Fox. Red Fox was, I watched him a lot.
So of course he was a big influence on me. I can see the Red Fox to actually be the, like, people say Richard Perry, I'm like, man, Red Fox is the father of comedy to me. In my opinion. I mean, sorry, don't just my opinion.
No, it's just, it's just a matter of like other people. I think it's more of a popular opinion to know about Richard Pryor. So people seek him out a little bit more where Red Fox is like, man, Red Fox probably had like 15 albums. Yeah, maybe 20 just a little bit a little bit.
It's a little bit deeper in the comedy studies. Yeah. Red Fox, Patris O'Neill and Jim Gaffigan, bro. That was like my top three.
We just, we had a Gaffigan for the first time as a Giltoni guest a couple months ago. It was pretty cool, man. I hate how I missed that. Yeah.
It was cool. Yeah. I mean, yes. It's clean.
Like, no, he makes me laugh so hard. Clean. Yeah. I'm like, this is, it's, it's an, I don't normally like clean comedians, but the subject, his subject, man, I'm like, do this.
Well, because the clean thing has a stigma around it, where there's a hokiness where like a clean comic, you know, but he, as well as like a neighbor, Gatsy, neighbor, Gatsy is super clean. Right. But like he's killing with just like, you don't even think about it because you're not even thinking about it. Right.
Exactly. Simba. Dude. I saw him destroy last night at the improv.
That guy does not talk about putting gas to the floor, like pedal to the middle is like, wow, like that guy does not let up. He knows he's going to be getting more laughs. He's just like keeps going. It's crazy.
Kill somebody. Yeah. Do me a prank. Let me laugh.
Sit down here. I want to do this next segment with you. It's a neurosegment on the show. It's called wig.
Wig. Stayed hand. Thank you. I gotta put a wig on like a lace front.
You're the first person to use that term on the show. Right. The black is I know. I love that.
So basically what the segment is is I'm going to choose a wig for you. You're going to choose a wig for me. And then we're going to figure out kind of who these characters are as we put them on. All right.
All right. So these are the different options right here. I think I have one in mind for you that I kind of want you to put on. Oh God.
So funny. Actually, I look like a female if I had no facial hair. Bad bitch alert. Hi, girl.
City girl. You know who you look like with that? You know, you look like the white guy who was trying to kill Richie Richard's parents. You know, the laser thing.
We were trying to kill him. I don't know. That's what I'm going to say. That's it looks stupid.
You look like a white peacock. But you look like Rick James got stung by a bunch of bees. Oh, shit. Jeremiah.
Look like a grandfather dolphin. Elderly dolphin face. Elderly dolphin face. Oh, dude.
Boy, what the fuck? Yeah. It's my bubble. Yeah.
You look good, man. OK, so what's your girl's name? Do you think who's this girl? Who's my girl?
Yeah. Since my name is David, I call her David. David. OK.
All right. There's a divita. And then this is like, do you think that this is a rich guy? Do you think that this is a guy who is maybe he's trying to maybe he's trying to maybe he's a teacher at a college?
Maybe that. Yeah. What do you think this guy is? A weatherman?
He's maybe he's a community college. Maybe you're stupid. You make about 98,000 a year. OK, maybe I'm at a community college.
I'm making good money as a teacher. I'm a professor at a college. Yeah. And you are taking one of my courses.
OK, I work as a I work as a call center operator in the daytime. I take night classes. OK, first. So this is already night school.
All right. So David, I need to talk to you about your recent test score. I'm sorry. I'm late, but I've been talking a lot of calls, you know, like, I just so stressful, man.
And I got two kids. I got a fan phone. Did you just say you're doing that? Did you just say stressful?
Stress, you know, like stress free, like stress. Yeah, bitch be stressed out. I'd prefer if you don't use that language in my classroom, but that's OK. Well, you know, this is community college.
What's your respect? Well, I expect to teach you. You got to pass me because I need this fast for check. I don't be playing my money.
OK. Well, maybe we can work something out. What you trying to do? What you saying?
I'm not saying anything at all. I just said that we need to. Are you trying to work some out or are you trying to work some out? I simply said that we should work something out and you know where the cards fall?
I guess we'll play. I guess we'll see. Bad bitches are my Kryptonite. They are.
Oh, you ain't never had this bad bitch before. And you are my queen. There we go. Beautiful African queen.
You are my beautiful African queen. You're going to make me take you home and show you roots. I would love to show you the square root of 64. That's right.
The roots like all the show. Roots. Yeah. You have had a pop out of spicy chicken sandwich.
No. See that you got to come fuck with me because I like. Are you out? I would love for you to turn down.